DAN PEÑA'S GREATEST RANTS - THE TRILOGY

THE TRILLION DOLLAR MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

[@docgravenshmit6692]

this guy makes me laugh harder than a stand-up comedian. there is no way I could be there live and keep a straight face. kudos to those in the audience.

[@jeffg6925]

then he'd prolly make you cry live

[@docgravenshmit6692]

@@jeffg6925 prolly not

[@jeffg6925]

@@docgravenshmit6692 but he says he's the alpha male father you never f@cking had!

[@Jojosworld000]

@@jeffg6925yeah a fake “billionaire” fraud is gonna make me cry. Please give me a break you give this old retard charleston to much credit.

[@jeffg6925]

@@Jojosworld000 he'd whoop u in a second

[@bigmoneymoose4644]

I listen to this while I work out.

[@STyl888]

Underrated comment

[@jeffg6925]

Me too!!

[@nick.111]

I just happen to be in the gym 😂

[@jeffg6925]

@@nick.111 make those gainz bro

[@nick.111]

@@jeffg6925 thank you

[@RousingSky]

Eric Cartman really turned his life around in his older age.

[@g-raffasaurus2350]

😅😅😅

[@Kelly-bp8zu]

Speaking of which… could you imagine an episode of Cartman attending a Daniel Pena seminar Actually… Butters should go

[@InsideOfMyOwnMind]

​@@Kelly-bp8zuKenny went in but...

[@bk2524]

😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@CuttySobz]

My grandmother of all people used to give me 2 hour long lectures JUST LIKE THIS lol. God bless her for it. Had I known people pay thousands of dollars for such advice and motivation I would have appreciated her time just that much more.

[@michealclark928]

If I’m having a bad day I just listen to this guy and I’m smiling in no time.

[@sofjenfx]

This is absolutly true, people dont understand him. Dan Pena is actually caring and very serious.

[@TheREALTyreeSneed2]

His approach is questionable and the people in his audience are head cases

[@lorraine70]

💯 Sensitivity equals mf poverty 🤔 He's the father I never had because my biological father shirked his duty. The piece of...

[@unitedwithbritian]

"he works in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master!"

[@benpeyton]

😂 I’m dying. One of the great quotes in all movies. You nailed it

[@rmx01indiana]

He speaks how my football coaches spoke in middle school. Yes we went undefeated both years

[@finstarusa]

Love his energy at his age. I needed this guy in my life when I was young.

[@AD-qq2zx]

Love it!

[@lorraine70]

Me too

[@ilias5484]

The grandpa of Andrew Tate

[@burstreviews8336]

😂

[@dorianm.1419]

yea man :D accurate

[@user-og7xn8hr9i]

Dan's 10X better

[@chrisbardellartist]

Trust aha mate him and andrew would make a sick podcast

[@g-raffasaurus2350]

Good comment! LOL!

[@trejackson336]

🤣 I could listen to this man all day

[@nameless8221]

Me not he cuss way too much besides of that my ears are bleeding

[@ayheoungh]

@@nameless8221 another snowflake successfully spotted!

[@2facesofevil981]

He’s a true legend 😂

[@nightowl6811]

The monopoly man 👨

[@leojcomedy]

the best 33 mins of all time

[@nicholasciacca1201]

27:22 is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@frauleinhohenzollern8442]

When he pointed to the pictures of kids smiling and lamented how miserable people are it was actually wholesome.

[@carloscampos9026]

Was he trying to say that parents make kids miserable?

[@AnimeCultist15]

@@carloscampos9026they do.

[@learningemail1249]

@@carloscampos9026 they fuckup their life too . They make their children their slaves

[@JasonfromMinnesota]

Thank you classic top G

[@DNDViLLAN]

I love this man. He really keeps it raw and real.

[@wilsonbaeza4384]

IF TRUMP WINS HE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS GUY HIS PRESS SECRETARY!!! This guy would be the best press secretary in history!!!

[@2facesofevil981]

He would be an amazing vice president 🎉❤

[@mommamomma3607]

😆 definitely

[@yeshuaislord6880]

Errrr that'd be problematic

[@ausarauset8157]

Yes! He’d make the press look even more stupid. Or more fraudulent. Spot on, great call!

[@kylec6931]

Lmfao oh my god that would be awsome 😂😂😂

[@stanleythompson3848]

This is a much NEEDED dose of DAN "Just fucking do it!" PENA!

[@johnwilson8693]

Dan should narrate religious books 😂

[@johnbaehr6407]

Dan needs to be the next press secretary.

[@beeweezee71888]

😆 🤣 Dan is no joke. He very disappointed of this society.

[@koyosu]

He s playing a role. I met the guy back in 2012 and he was quite polite.

[@ricosuave666]

He’s really not.

[@nickp5356]

Most people won't comprehend the message but instead will take it to heart and get emotional. Exactly what he is talking about with people these days.

[@Ash_Hudson]

@@ricosuave666 As he clearly says in the video, tough love works. So he's doing it to try and help people, and making a lot of good points while he's at it. Yes, it's brutal, but he has good intentions and that's what's flying over everyone's heads.

[@openingshift7070]

See it’s kind of hard to believe that when he made a video rambling like an idiot because Joe Rogan said things he didn’t like

[@rohralan]

This guy needs to be the next president!!!

[@rubberneck9680]

They need to make a soundboard with this guys material

[@Wilson-te6zj]

Omg yes please do this 😭 😆

[@rubberneck9680]

@@Wilson-te6zj I wish I knew how

[@sandizz]

i would pay for that any day lol

[@rubberneck9680]

@@sandizz I would be calling everybody using it

[@2EdTv]

@@rubberneck9680 facts 😆

[@jamiegriffin4357]

So nice of Dan to address his local church with this lovely motivational speech.

[@2facesofevil981]

I can watch and listen to this guy all day 😂❤

[@jamescheff3160]

The fact that none of these people stands up and knocks this crazy old man out is actually proof that he is right about them.

[@robertallan8035]

“They’re too patient to kick my ass for being an insufferable twat, clearly because I’m a jackass and they aren’t, they must be sheep!”

[@rahatahmed6188]

Most of them paid big money to be there, I’m sure if they didn’t, one of them would jump and fight him.

[@jeffro4kag206]

Ahhh, were you watching the cricket bat part? Do you want your head?

[@goodfty]

You don't believe in freedom of speech?

[@Ap_twsh]

Don’t start crying over the truth.

[@jaystone5036]

He is the voice of possibilities of failures, disappointment and fear that motivates you...I love how he communicates!

[@MrDjjavad]

This method at least for me works reverse. I don't believe Elon Musk is motivated by negative possibilities more than envisioning the great positive big picture.

[@dirka_dirka_mohammedalijihad]

​@@MrDjjavad elon takes negative criticism ALL DAY EVERY DAY lol i feel thats what keeps him motivated. The media smears him and he laughs at it.

[@cowboyblaze8767]

Me too. As self defeating as it sounds I'm not buisnsess minded but his speaking was enough to motivate me in going back to school at 40 and set myself up for a good future.

[@jaystone5036]

@@cowboyblaze8767 Proud for you sir.

[@cowboyblaze8767]

@@jaystone5036 Thank you- I appreciate that!

[@arung6532]

How do they not start laughing I'd be kicked out if Dan does this!!😅😂🤣 Man a savage and he's nuts as shit, I like him though he seems to knows his shit.

[@byjamie-hillierrubis]

Laughing in his face might be one cure for his insulting behaviour but I would imagine he'd then get violent which would give one licence to break his filthy jaw. Right or wrong I don't care, when one behaves in this manner making out it's shock therapy one is asking for a shock just for you! The word 'savage' just about nails his theatrics. lol 💖🙏🌻

[@lijie2010]

I think you have to use good judgment, don’t just assume that he knows his shit because he is rich and successful. People have obtained tons of material wealth and yet some of them are still less mature emotionally than a 15 year old. The issue is that the development is not balanced. This kind of person had only developed one part of themselves to a high degree, but when you look at the person as a whole, you see a train wreck.

[@wilfriedvomacka1783]

Because they paid $h!tton of money and they don't want to be kicked out.

[@Chris_t0]

@@byjamie-hillierrubis Dan is a king, gotten me through a lot of tough days to earn good $

[@dillonjames4474]

Laughing and smiling is a coping mechanism for insecurity

[@jeffrutledge4824]

This MAN is my new HERO...I wish I could give this video 10,000 thumbs up...

[@CSRL8]

You enjoy being degraded by men, Jeff?

[@tabj2615]

My brain is all the time in Dan Peña mode, but at work is like: "oh, hi Mark"

[@michaelgrant7663]

This guy should run for president

[@H.K.5]

Most people won’t vote for this man because the world is full of snowflakes.

[@user-qw7rh5kj3b]

Yea for the Democrat party😂😂

[@sugargirlie72]

“everyone you know’s a cunt, don’t you understand that?!?!” One of the quotes ever

[@paulstorm9933]

This guy motivates me!!!!!!!!

[@courthogan3140]

Motivates you to be more assertive at your fast-food job and motivates you to yell at bank tellers when you’re bank account has no money

[@FC12.]

​@@courthogan3140Why you hating?

[@lawless3557]

@@FC12.he broke

[@queerasaclockworkorangehor1776]

It's amazing this guy has not self induced a heart attack!

[@AFATHERSLOVENEVERDIES]

I fucking love this shit!!!!!

[@TheCriticalChris]

He missed his true calling by not out-auditioning R. Lee Ermey for the role of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket.

[@capt.animosiac5093]

He's the financial equivalent of Ermey. R.I.P. Gunny!

[@legokingiscool]

I listen to this video everynight. Best sleep aid. 😴🛌😎

[@ioncewaslost1762]

You gotta completely break ppl in there weakness to build them in greatness

[@FourthMan82]

...god, I love the way he talks. What comes out from his mouth is pure and unadulterated truth, as the way he sees it, and he isn't hesitant to let it all out - not one bit. This man has courage to speak; the wisdom to wield the knowledge he has to its maximum effect; and the intelligence to know this is the way he has to speak it for the numbskulls in the audience to get what he's trying to teach them - there in the same room and over here in the web. The man's a legend.

[@prabhatkiranchaulagain1095]

This is pure entertainment! Thanks!

[@gtpicasso4794]

this guy would be a great president

[@davechristopher6462]

Are you kidding? Most of America didn't like Trump's personality. How the hell would they like his?

[@prabhatkiranchaulagain1095]

RIP the Gypsy who said, "Keep the mocking in the room please!"

[@tananwagare7313]

How you know?

[@axxxmxxxxx]

So refreshing. I love this guy. I don’t think he has a problem communicating to people some how

[@byjamie-hillierrubis]

He's a miserable little man that has realized money cannot bring happiness! ... poor sod! Brian Rose and his theiving tactics wil realize the same! lol 💖🙏🌻

[@rainpain3655]

@@byjamie-hillierrubis but people like you who lives in poverty and who shares their misery with a bunch of losers that wastes your time yet life definitely does right? The reverse psychology of you people is flat out hilarious, the only one miserable yet unhappy in life is you.

[@emmanueldominic1741]

@@byjamie-hillierrubis ....May b u dnt understand..

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

@@byjamie-hillierrubis thats why you are fucking POOR!!!!!

[@samaryan6960]

Dan doesn't have a communicating problem. People are stupid to understand him.

[@hamzaharfaoui1411]

Daily dose of dan

[@richardj9016]

Dan Pena would be a hell of a comedian

[@emmanuelatkinson3791]

The fact that this man has to look at the camera after making what is, a life threatening response, and say "metaphorically speaking" just shows more and more of truth he tryna speak. LET HIM COOK

[@KingMalaxis]

The "metaphorically speaking" parts kill me😂

[@emilkerimov5123]

He’s my favorite stand up comedian now.

[@diezelvh4133]

It's like listening my dad with a different voice growing up. Dad was as hard as a coffin nail until he started taking beta blockers.

[@courthogan3140]

It’s like listening to a more successful version of your dad….. a version of your dad that actually isn’t a loser

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

One that wasn't born with l0ser DNA, kuunt

[@arag7023]

Dan reminds me of my angry alcoholic dad i love it!!

[@courthogan3140]

Except Dan won’t molest you when he’s drunk, unlike your dad

[@elsapoelsapo1821]

😂

[@evancoffland19]

Metaphorically speaking

[@juancho1269]

No cap he still talk to me like that last time we talked otp. TOUGH LOVE WORKS

[@mrm3035]

Just found this guy and he makes me laugh. He sounds like a WWII drill Sargent who is tearing you down so you can be built back up in a who new way….

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

Oh yes. Exactly. His dad was a USA policeman whose boot prints are all over Robert Kennedy's assassination.

[@BonJovi1987Fan]

@@weareallbeingwatched4602 wow

[@weareallbeingwatched4602]

@@BonJovi1987Fan he asset stripped the UK's oil industry in the 1980s under Thatcher, rubbing shoulders with guys like Robert Maxwell and Alan Sugar.

[@christianlove420]

Wow.. I'm not alone. Feeling better about my self now.. BACK 2 WORK

[@courthogan3140]

Back to work flipping burgers, but with a renewed sense of invigoration. Go get it, bro!

[@FC12.]

​@@courthogan3140How do you know what this guy's job is?

[@CSRL8]

I'm 14 and this is deep

[@matthew6695]

Find better role models

[@CSRL8]

@@matthew6695 It was an ironic comment 😐

[@matthew6695]

@@CSRL8 Ahhh I misinterpreted, my bad. May the force be with you

[@CSRL8]

@@matthew6695 No worries, may the force be with you brother

[@2facesofevil835]

Best KZbin video I’ve ever seen ❤

[@dsbmgrey9504]

This guy really had an impact on me, for better or worse.

[@anthonywillems4737]

This is rolling all week on repeat while I'm working and not doing calls. Best thing there is to keep yourself in focus mode.

[@user-tl6nd7nm5h]

He should run for president. This dude is awesome

[@NEPHER13]

Imagine this guy was ya father in law Devastation

[@monkpool]

At least the kid will have a badass grandpa

[@NEPHER13]

@@monkpool you spelt prick wrong

[@gdfdoug8020]

@@monkpool hell yeah

[@azs7000]

Man that one dude has no idea how close he was to getting thrown out of the castle

[@Disaletteritis]

Just because of gypsies...

[@frankcoley1537]

This guy better get a movie

[@daniel007coldassassin2]

Daniel Pena has never met me because I am the 99.9% of people who have been helped by his programs but he’s never met.. I use his Templates at my business every single day and have been nothing but ABSOLUTELY SUCCESSFUL since I have followed them 🇺🇸

[@newukshooter2932]

someone give this guy a Snickers

[@johnhaas9984]

Came here for the comments, but I'm leaving with renewed motivation that, from today onward, the outlook of the rest of my life will be through MY eyes only, not through the eyes of what I think OTHERS want to see. Game on, bitches!!!

[@mph2336]

This man should’ve bought twitter

[@tykwando]

On god

[@kevingass1271]

Can they make Dan the next Penguin in a Batman movie please.

[@munen-muso]

24:55 brings me so much joy, it's hard to describe... anyway, I'm marking this for myself 😆

[@jamesgotte4552]

I listen to this for motivation

[@timdrake1162]

Please do more videos about Dan Peña ranting

[@benzun9600]

Imagine this guy teaching in College and some fancy school. That would be amazing. He was spot on the oil call

[@tomijojo]

He has spoken quite often at universities like Harvard etc

[@kenschartz5334]

His speeches have greatly improved my performance in the bedroom.

[@courthogan3140]

Now you last 3 minutes, instead of 2 minutes

[@davej0331]

Doing what Marine Corps Drill Instructors do every minute of every day. (Old Corps anyway)...Phsycological Shock Therapy, and weeding out the weak. Later, as a Marine becomes an NCO, he'll know when to use same. A good leader uses a mixture of persuasion, and extreme authority. There is no room for weakness on the battlefield. He's simply using the same concept for business - its acting. He himself admits as much, as he was an Infantry Training Officer.

[@openingshift7070]

Don’t be ridiculous. They’re nothing alike. Drill Instructors mold you into warriors, all this guy does is talk out of his ass and shows you how to be a piece of sh!t

[@benji5836]

people laugh at this guy, but don't get that he is 110% right

[@Subject1097]

I love Dan pena

[@magsta-zn4zq]

Honest,Ruthless💎

[@iowndisworld7346]

People afraid to look at him in the eyes when he’s screaming 😂😂😂

[@ryanullom7353]

The gun did it for me 😂 💀

[@njmpol]

Metaphorically speaking.

[@realtalk4478]

He talking facts, we only listen proply when people swear and shout at us 😂 he so funny

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach6432]

When John Wayne goes super Saiyan he becomes Dan Pena

[@JasonfromMinnesota]

“I just kept rolling” Dan Peña

[@wakinglife7065]

I needed this

[@akilholston8332]

That last part at the cart end of the video got my dying laughing coughing and crying 😂

[@tavaresmuhammad1872]

They will never allow this man to have a world stage because he is exposing so much bullshit that we have been taught!💪🏿💯

[@blairsmith3199]

I watch this when I need cheering up😊

[@edpewalkee]

I'm so happy Tourette's Guy finally got his shit together

[@richardnolan27]

Reminds me of my Dad !

[@TheRealJoshW]

21:10 is freakin hilarious 😆. I'm thankful I was blessed with awesome parents.

[@shznn]

Man this is so good

[@petewalton5068]

It takes a lot for me to laugh until i have tears... and yup, i got them

[@vinnerdinner]

thank you for this

[@healthywealthyinspired3785]

Respect to Mr. D. Pena. The world isn't a fairytale.

[@EvilSnipa]

Should run for president.

[@lottasence8255]

The world need more ppl like dan frfr

[@kingstonian7066]

I love him

[@JohnnyJackman]

"A stiff drink and a good fuck would kill most people in this room!" Fucking greatest quote EVER 😂😂😂

[@Bane92]

I love this dude 😂

[@kwh6769]

Ronald with a rock solid compilations. Nicely done ma boy

[@mistermostersockk]

Bro took free speech to a whole new level.

[@anti-depressionsounds9411]

Beautiful Man Truly Authentic

[@bruce3894]

When I need sympathy, I watch his videos.

[@kingstonian7066]

I'm glad I found this