Dan Plays OUTLAST (alone in the dark)

[@kpopfangirlkailey1486]

I love how when Dan is nervous or scared, he just makes up weird, creepy songs to describe what he is thinking and feeling.

[@nachomanmachoman5466]

KpopFangirl Kailey me

[@gargles5270]

KpopFangirl Kailey not even that lol he just makes little diddys whenever

[@Abiiiss_s]

Ikr😭

[@ivydavis5347]

"If I see a face in the window I'm going to shat myself at an alarming velocity" - Dan Howell 2014

[@monicadjcastro]

Love you name and love suga lol

[@jaymonet7377]

Lol

[@gothicdweeb1287]

jungshook ARMY YAS

[@monicadjcastro]

This will be the bts chat lol

[@monicadjcastro]

WE ARE ARMYYY

[@Shanxxx]

"I'm guessing by the music they're playing... that that guy............ isn't my friend."

[@parker1972]

Me in social situations

[@scar5830]

Me

[@pomegranatesliver]

i read that as he said that

[@breadstick5245]

CozyKittyPrettyPuppy Same

[@djwubs9244]

@@pomegranatesliver same adfjmm

[@planetalex4026]

“if there’s a face, i’ll probably start crying” “okay that‘s his cue to skidoo.” “fandabidose” “yoink (:”

[@tracimoyer9879]

other things said by dan: "shat myself at an alarming velocity" "back to the wall back to the wall" "nope nope noppity nope" "stop with the violins!"

[@jadesanford5171]

I quote Dan on a daily basis

[@lpssugarstudio]

bAcK tO tHe WaLL *me in every scenario*

[@logandalf7719]

LPSSugarStudio yep

[@lpsonewish9283]

AH! I LOVE YOU! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCHED DAN AND PHIL!!

[@vivforzaferrari]

Me at night in the kitchen for a glass of water.

[@olivermelaphen8896]

Same but I'm gonna run out and curl up in a ball

[@lpspetals]

SUGARRRR HELLO

[@bbarrett492]

Run run run as fast as ya can you can't catch me my name is [Dan]

[@csenge1157]

He might be [Dan] But because of this comment I am officially [Done]

[@mushroom_pluto6598]

Lakatos Csenge dun (done )bye

[@yannybananny]

I kinda love you run 😂😭

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

B Barrett Dan [ ] [Dan]

[@nicolelyn7265]

I was laying down when I read that and I started laughing so hard I started choking😂

[@hannahsharonne3540]

When Phil's home alone..plays badger simulator When Dan's home alone... Plays outlast.

[@carlascandlescox5198]

Hannah Sharonne I was just thinking that

[@lizpage8444]

omg so true xD

[@mermaiddogs2185]

This is just their personalities summed up in one comment

[@rosyposy13]

and yet the badger simulator was more traumatising

[@lokhva6272]

dan: sees pile of flesh and corpses with a man hanging by a noose "oh dear"

[@Spl1ceEatsChairs]

Actually the soilder corpse is impaled by a pole.

[@saphireanabeth6678]

@@Spl1ceEatsChairs ah

[@RWSfan2024]

Lol

[@Claralil13]

I love how Dan's constantly going 'ffffffffff'

[@evancogan5422]

+Clara Lyle he is doing that so he wont swear

[@tessagrey3204]

+Clara Lyle yeah thanks to him i actually do that now

[@unicornpartytime4993]

+Tessa Zimmer me to but I end up saying fffffffffudge or fffffffunlecake

[@thefabulouslifeofkendra1403]

+Tessa Zimmer Same

[@hightimehightide]

+unicornparty time same

[@carson6215]

"Don't make it culty. I can't do cults." Outlast 2: CULT CULT CULT

[@Lpsmagicmakers]

dan: what's in here? me: another jump scare bud

[@lindseyshaye3954]

just pause at 12.13

[@RecklesssRed]

I love your KZbin channel

[@Sparrow_6660]

Yes I said the same thing

[@daisy-ee8ki]

Lpsmagicmakers 1.9k likes BUD

[@arthurarthurarthur4671]

SENPAI I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOUR CHANNEL ALSO DAN AND PHIL BAE LOVE YOU

[@spacekid213]

I find safety in both Dan and the comments.

[@reinersgf9082]

Me too

[@katowo3385]

HI U MIGHT NOT CARE BUT WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT JUST NOW UR AT 666 LIKES

[@potatopowerplayer368]

ikr

[@magnusbane420]

U got 1k likes

[@GorgeousGeek414]

*STOP WITH THE VIOLINS*

[@KirbyKrush]

Anna Noel I can't handle violins... They're too intense for me even in movies, I'm pathetic lol.

[@facerevealhowilookin]

I'm legitimately playing mine right now lol

[@iconicduo4920]

We have the same profile pic

[@miafazazi6547]

Anna Noel but I’m a violinist...

[@kathrinefudge4323]

I thought he said STOP WITH THE VIOLENCE

[@angelicabaty4037]

DAN'S SCREAMS SCARED ME MORE THAN THE ACTUAL JUMP SCARES XD

[@feliciachen7660]

Same.. Same...

[@areomorales6511]

AMEN

[@margaridacaldeirinha]

SAME AHAHA

[@ellouisebloomfield369]

Same

[@kallmekodak]

I tensed up so hard from Dan's scream I get t a freaking Charlie Horse, I'm so mad right now lol

[@awildzaneta7134]

Dan: "Please don't make it culty, I can't do cults." Dan: *is an internet cult leader*

[@noodleydoo2862]

A Wild Zaneta yeah but these are *scary* cults

[@tacoqueengames5600]

Carmen Riley Mendoza yea but we are a scary cult

[@noodleydoo2862]

Tacoqueen Gacha studio oh no

[@xsophia.sheridanx8244]

The phandom is a literal cult

[@how2draw620]

A Wild Zaneta cue *potato stamps*

[@virginiawhite8512]

Wheelchair guy betrayed my heart

[@ninabruce324]

Dan: *literally laughing at the sight of a bunch of decapitated corpses*

[@nopeg5730]

MyTwentyØnePhanics! At Yee Disco he's scared. Nervous reaction

[@izzyh5262]

Also Dan: *screams seeing the bodies*

[@auggystardust]

I laugh hysterically when I'm nervous...my family thinks I'm weird..

[@itssoundproof]

i laugh hysterically when im tired 🤷🏼‍♀️ my friends love my laugh so

[@sxmscryptic]

Ok, but, me.

[@Jsol2345]

HIDING IN THE COMMENTS SECTION LIKE A PRO

[@relatableeh3161]

Let me join you

[@beccawastaken]

Good plan 😨

[@keruj1282]

yes, let's

[@rebalclaw4769]

*hides with you*

[@hannahhascurlyhair]

Jsol2345 your comment gives me life

[@camdnnn313]

"who closed the gate" "who closed the gate" "satan closed the gate"

[@Apollo-in4iy]

ME

[@simsamsammie]

*music signals jump scare* Me: *pulls earbud out of ear in anticipation of screaming*

[@emumafu]

SammietheAverageGirl same

[@henaotobar7144]

SammietheAverageGirl holy crap same

[@tobywood00]

Nah just have it at half volume always :) dan on full volume = deafness, I swear

[@michaelasuorsa]

"🎶Run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me because my name is dan 🎶🏃🏽" dan that was beautiful

[@nataliesusan140]

Michaela Suorsa when

[@nataliesusan140]

Nevermind

[@RamenRP]

He should have said "im the ginger bread dan" that would have been better

[@sophiamaldonado7315]

Dan: I can't do cults. Me: says the cult leader himself

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Sophia Maldonado 😂 😂

[@melannyrobyn5333]

The internet cult leader himself

[@bt3743]

Says the leader of the cult of Phil Lester.

[@127ful]

phil shouldn't leave dan alone he is literally scared of his own shadow when he's alone

[@excusemedoiknowyou7041]

maja I know right?!

[@emmah1737]

Agreed

[@lindseyshaye3954]

dan isnt alone with that.. i am as well.. and terrified of moths, trees, the supernatural, and other freaky shit.. i get nauseous at heights, not scared of them tho (used to be) im terrified of spiders bc they are some fuckin supernatural thing..

[@excusemedoiknowyou7041]

lindsey shaye but spiders are frickin' scary

[@lindseyshaye3954]

gaming girl they have some paranormal shit going on.. im terrified of them.. im nr scared of heights tho.. they make me nauseous

[@sisterlillybug3142]

Markilpier: Can the chorus stop screaming please?!! Just for a little bit! Dan: *sTOP WitH thE VIoLns*

[@WinchesterSister]

In which video did Mark say this?

[@stilesisnotneurotypical]

"Violns" (I'm joking)

[@ninasimpson6639]

Let's all be honest Dan's screams are scaryer than the actual game

[@katieherron4994]

Nina Simpson True Nina. Wassup

[@ellierose9272]

Nina Simpson Scarier* and yes they are fucking terrifying😂

[@aziadamac3835]

Nina Simpson very original girlu

[@emmah1737]

Agreed

[@moonbop356]

Who else is binge watching Dan and Phil and other KZbinrs when you're supposed to be doing homework or studying for tests

[@uh155]

Angela Wang me

[@shreyaranade6683]

Angela Wang Meee

[@patrickisoniine7704]

Angela Wang or sleeping

[@audreychalin17]

Angela Wang wassup

[@kaleuh]

Angela Wang all the time, I hide in the restroom and I pretend to use it for over 20 minutes lol

[@worldofamv1154]

An add started playing and it said "don't let cigarettes control you" and then when it ended dan said "that's what the priest said" XD

[@fionamaecry7579]

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[@itssoundproof]

ohmygodyes

[@zombified9970]

That happened to me but the ad guy said 'Who's paying for all of this' then Dan said 'says the priest' 😂😂😂

[@unenthusedseal8474]

nobody: me: liking comments from 3 years ago

[@ainsleyviolet7063]

@@speedroidterrortop5391 but what if i have a really witty response to something someone thought 5 years agooo

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

@@ainsleyviolet7063 Then I would be responding to your comment from a fairly recent time ago, not the original 5 year old comment. (Not sure if my last comment made full sense. In fact, thinking harder about it, it's not even true, I do actually rarely respond to super old comments. Now I want to delete that last comment, but this comment and your comment would no longer make sense.) (This is what I have to deal with sometimes living with myself.)

[@alessaisabel2000]

i miss them too

[@alessaisabel2000]

or well, miss him* too

[@ioannad1857]

i feel called out

[@paige2597]

Dan: *plays horror game* Dan: *sees computer in horror game* Dan: TUMBLRRRRR

[@vickyli1646]

Officially the best comment on KZbin bro.

[@paige2597]

*bows*

[@maddythelittlelion7454]

Yes that is hilarious

[@annikazoo]

Cronaaaaaa 💕💕💕💕

[@divergentfangirl7184]

Honestly same

[@andeymintz]

*Pool of blood and corpses* Dan: "Oh Dear...."

[@orianaskyhagans]

His Winnie the Pooh is showing

[@Emma-gn3vg]

Andey Skanes oh dear

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

Little Phil: Oh Dear. That’s all I can think of

[@nadiapoling2917]

Awe, oh dear is so cute coming from Dan and Phil :')

[@ana12]

That was the most British thing I've ever heard

[@babybludannie6002]

Dan: "I HAVE A WIDE, EXTENSIVE VOCABULARY." Also Dan: "Fan-Dabby-dozzie."

[@orianaskyhagans]

Same though Dan

[@marm4851]

Also Dan "looty-mc-loot"

[@maxxamillion9662]

Palaye Pilots nice pfp

[@theimaginaries24]

it's a phrase from an ancient british language . don't judge

[@carlmcchicken7117]

"Que to skadoo"

[@kalijarrard1540]

I WAS WATCHING THIS OUTSIDE AND JUST AS A JUMP SCARE HAPPENED AN EFFING BUMBLEBEE FLEW INTO MY FCE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD I SCARED ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS

[@hozierwhore04]

I WOULD HAVE SCREAMED AF WITHOUT A JUMPSCARE

[@enviisyk]

r/thathappened

[@rhiannonboylan5195]

@@enviisyk r/NothingEverHappens

[@SmallBrain2024]

I was scratching my eye because it was itchy and then you screamed and I poked myself in the eye. Way to go Dan.

[@jasper8611]

I relate on a spiritual level

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

These Idiots BTS -.- 😂😂😂

[@tierrahsmith534]

These Idiots BTS -.- ARMYYYYY!!!!! Sorry, got stoked. Just wanted to say hi 😁

[@exoyeet337]

Armmyyy💖💖💖

[@exoyeet337]

I'm glad I found your channel

[@emilym4587]

"Satan closed the gate" *obnoxious laughter from the Supernatural fandom*

[@maxdumbass902]

Yus

[@BrianneLynne14]

I read that as Santa. Much confusion until I reread your comment XD

[@maxdumbass902]

Brianne Lynne XD santa closed the gate!

[@waterycoke]

Helps yessss

[@taishiga3344]

*phandom

[@angelerrett7615]

dan: are you ok guy in wheel chair guy in wheelchair : *i'm not okay* (trust me)

[@fionamaecry7579]

Angel Errett this made me laugh more than it should have

[@mychemicalpilotsatthefallo3734]

Yas!

[@nadiajunyk6850]

Angel Errett yes girl

[@dunwithyou1221]

Ow. That hurt my tiny emo heart.

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Angel Errett 😂 😂

[@krystalbuten3403]

"What maniac reporter would do this?" A desperate one.

[@glowingstraw]

Lana Winters

[@BestBES]

Lois Lane

[@sarahrugh64]

*picks up anything* "yOINK"

[@GusTheMcNugget]

Dan and I have similar reflexes. He screams in terror and then laughs maniacally.

[@laurentaylor3221]

The other night we played a really hardcore game of cops and robbers and Everytime I saw the cops I screamed and laughed so hard I freaked out the parents

[@sadmac356]

Honestly I do the same thing: I scream and then laugh when I realize what exactly it was that scared me

[@honeyjar2970]

I do the same thing and it annoys my friends and family to no end

[@scratchedcds]

Same tbh

[@nonignorantsatis]

That's literally just you being nervous and relieving tension

[@Oof-rz9tm]

I sneezed and then dan said "that was noisy"

[@Oof-rz9tm]

9:23

[@sanixx3717]

Oml

[@issyedwards6556]

KK's Channel DAN SEES EVERYTHING

[@roxyfleming1721]

KK's Channel I coughed lmao😂😂

[@madelinebauman9036]

KK's Channel law and order

[@cutewitch772]

Love the updates to grandma.

[@Alissa.Fine24]

I know, so wholesome

[@averybombastic676]

Going full screen. Pray for me.

[@Lala62600]

***** i think I've seen you in the comments if like 4 videos I've watched today

[@Lala62600]

Same though 😂

[@alicerose7920]

Avery Bombastic I had it full screen.... I almost died...

[@alicerose7920]

***** Me to it all ways gets me!!!

[@PaintLoveWy]

Watching it on the tv

[@ellashilot]

run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, my name is dan. can this be my ringtone?

[@abihession3350]

Ella Elizabeth I

[@FallenAngel-ve5ok]

Lol

[@Lexi-rg6cg]

Ella Elizabeth same XD

[@nataliesusan140]

Ella Elizabeth when

[@sydisposting]

Hello, my name is [Dan]

[@josephine6599]

Back to the wall. Wall is friend. Wall won't kill you. Wall won't murderously murder you :)

[@kyliec.6277]

Same

[@DewSocks]

Yes it will.

[@noddlefoodle5691]

unless your in the last episode of berserk where the walls are faces that want to eat you

[@theskittlewolf2145]

Or will it..?

[@bees1612]

I take it you have not seen Stranger Things.

[@MaxGreen111]

'That is his cue to skidoo'

[@sh5481]

Blue skidoo

[@beebupp]

@@sh5481 we can too

[@kimayoung81]

two happy beans yep

[@eliek.5611]

*HEY GRANDMA*

[@kannibalwherm1975]

"That's his cue to skadoo"

[@beebupp]

We can too blue's clues? anyone? okay I guess I'll leave

[@gurocandii]

Phil was there with you in spirit...I'm sure he's watching this now and laugh- I mean sending you encouragement through the screen. Yeah.

[@beanbear581]

Dying XD

[@tdglover9]

i just expected phil to sneak into the house while dan was playing and just bursts through the door XD

[@toastertabby]

MiraculousGarbage that would have been the best. Also Dan would have shitted himself

[@akras_a]

Dan would've shat at an alarminy velocity

[@darkanddustyy8556]

"Who closed the gate?" Dobby closed the platform.

[@mafe_1278]

Hahahahahaha

[@greasethatemo1612]

True tho

[@morb1dmax]

darkanddustyy ELEVEN CLOSED THE GATE

[@JayyySecrets]

I read dobby as daddy 😂

[@snail226]

you should've said run run as fast you can you can't catch me because I'm the ginger bread dan

[@tabsxoxoify]

best comment ever

[@snail226]

Why thank you I was quite disappointed he didn't say that

[@idkman5500]

more like gotta go fast xD

[@SuperWhoLockian-xp4ff]

+Foxy The Runner I would've said," Run, run, run, As fast as you can! You can't catch me cause my name is Dan!"

[@snail226]

No

[@haleyheiner2541]

dan: walks into a broken toilet and its filled with blood dan: oh dear... someone's had some bad tacos lol he is everything :D

[@aaliyahboggs5219]

Haley Heiner Ikr

[@savannahmock8079]

my mind went to something else before he brought up the tacos

[@crooked9810]

I was thinking "well. That person has a heavy flow."

[@orbiliagrisales3196]

cRoOkEd LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@winnie_the_bleh]

cRoOkEd same

[@izzigriffiths7429]

‘Don’t mind me gentlemen just having a little stroll’

[@personal_pluto1086]

hope ur enjoyin ur programin

[@greasethatemo1612]

Literally when that guy said “who’s there?” I said “NOT ME.”

[@kimberleyligtvoet9049]

"Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, my name is Dan" best song ever right there XD

[@TheBeepbeep112]

Don't be a lil bitch

[@schoolgirls8342]

DEFINATELY the best song ever :P

[@geekchicgurlxxx3087]

***** oi fuck off no one cares about ur opinion and + defo best song ever

[@jolieyacoub342]

I've never been more appreciative of the fact that Dan puts the jumpscare times in the description... Thanks, Dan...

[@jolieyacoub342]

Also may I just mention that my phone went off really loudly right after a jumpscare and might've given me a mini heart attack..

[@tionahjohns2306]

Oh my god he does I'm so effing happy bless you Dan you beautiful soul...

[@twentyonephans3696]

I feel sorry for Dan because he doesn't have the jump scare list...

[@insomniaxpotato]

Jolie Yacoub DONT try watching it without them... I think I had a heart-attack on the spot

[@baile3900]

I forgot To read them 😭 crying rn, I literally threw my phone.

[@loveyourself2753]

His screams scares me more than the actual game D:

[@alexandrawronski3451]

Saaaaaamee

[@williambirkins]

I can relate

[@shippingtrash1146]

same

[@feralhamburger]

Yes. Me

[@SB-du9oe]

Omg same

[@evelyn9103]

Dan:*opens ddoor finds dead body hanging Dan: "AaHHHHAHHHhHHhhHhHH hahahahahahahah" Me: " I JUST HAD A HEART ATACK AND UR LAUGHING WTF"

[@iamtired712]

Blood, Famous Last Words, I’m Not Okay, Uprising Dan your emo is showing

[@facerevealhowilookin]

Ugh It’s Autumn my emo is always showing

[@kainovember]

Yes 😂😂

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Ugh It’s Autumn WHAT WHERE- oh

[@enviisyk]

Mood

[@emoa.r.m.y3711]

YEET

[@greg8468]

What’s that man doing in the library? Oh nothing,just HANGIN AROUND :D I’ll go home.

[@kaitlyngriffin5999]

Dude. . . You're as bad as Logan

[@darkanddustyy8556]

I can't go home, I never leave the house.

[@lucygalashan4706]

Omg I read "I'll go home" in Shane's voice😂

[@piercingthevicle8896]

*walks away* No I'm going home for you..

[@presspress1933]

No no no come back you’re making it less spooky

[@mikesmortons5467]

Run, run as fast as you can you can't catch me my name is.... { dan }

[@apollofinlay]

xxFoxBoxxx AJ! I love this comment, honestly the best thing I've seen today!

[@enviisyk]

[ dan ]

[@planetalex4026]

xxFoxBoxxx AJ! OH MY GOD

[@summer-oo8mo]

The only thing keeping me sane right now is Dan’s dimple

[@crimsoznt]

I relate too much to this

[@wen7933]

Ikr

[@madisonwithaquestionmark7408]

Derek :)

[@irinasantillan8300]

:) :(

[@shayshayMUSICA]

'run run run as fast as you can, you cant catch me my name is dan'

[@couchbug]

I was just singing this quietly whenever he was running in the game 😝

[@Jordan-pf5ck]

lol.

[@am97341]

I sing this when I'm playinformation video games myself and I start running

[@sarahalex17_48]

TalkingBubbles lol

[@troyedontcrycraft1205]

Me when the shot is about to come!

[@sharanyaa72]

"close the door behind you please" dan don't you mean HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMNED DOOR

[@this-aint-no-party]

Come on, we're English! Lots of us are polite like that :3

[@jaglazerflight]

I like both, but in my mind the second one is more appealing xD

[@courtneydarcy9761]

Dan!at the disco

[@karleecook1323]

^^ more like Danic! At The Disco

[@disasterologyinlove.2346]

Oh my god P!ATD reference

[@lowynvanwaerbeke1711]

Full screen. Lights out. Headphones at a decent volume. Didn't look at the list of jumpscares. Why am I doing this to myself.

[@lowynvanwaerbeke1711]

Oh I forgot to mention it is also night time.

[@lindseyshaye3954]

same!!

[@crazyllamalpacapotato3446]

Meh child your torturing yourself!! XD

[@jeferies2227]

Cause its Dan and Phil obvs.... Tbh i don't know why either

[@paiger8725]

I’m about to do this so wish me luck

[@keithapaynter450]

dan: “is there anything that I can... looty mcloot here?” folder: *is literally flashing* dan: “nope”

[@torificus7155]

You know there's going to be a jumpscare when the game autosaves

[@torificus7155]

Or there's violins

[@emilyflammenspeck4624]

AwkwardLee

[@hurricanesteveharvey1971]

AwkwardLee IKR

[@staying_silent]

AwkwardLee Thank you! This is better than a jumpscare list because you still get a LITTLE scared 😁

[@torificus7155]

Sammy Ward Yeah! And you're welcome lol I actually didn't expect it to be useful just funny haha

[@sagajohansson8091]

And that is the story of Dan's heartattack...

[@toddleronacid]

yes

[@ramyarao9517]

also of mine. The reason for my death is Dan screaming like a girl which pierced ky ears and brains and made me frightened as SHIT.

[@tradgothmiku]

more like the story of my death

[@lizettdelgado32]

+animaljammer897 Death of a bachelor

[@davery8645]

+Francesca Smolders no

[@ch3micalpoet584]

Dan: *laughs nervously* guys it's a corpse! *Bags corpse* ok dan your not playing halo Ah me in any situation

[@annamaas]

i accidentally paused while dan was mid scream and i have never laughed so much

[@lowkeyasella]

Asdfghj same

[@sydneymadison5802]

*immediately goes to description to check for jump scares before watching video*

[@aiyunagriffin9035]

ThePricklyPomchi I'm looking at the jump scares while I watch.

[@Ray-yu2mc]

SimoneSaidSo Same

[@charlacardy1463]

ThePricklyPomchi omg same

[@emily-vl5kv]

they're in the description PROTIP

[@sarah.2929]

Dan: "Famous last words" Me: "I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING"

[@kenzietolbert9649]

you are my fav person already MCR + Castiel = you the loml

[@jemharris]

MCR plus supernatural! can we be Internet besties already? haha :b

[@jemharris]

MCR plus supernatural! can we be Internet besties already? haha :b

[@kamilahesquivel1597]

Dan: "I'm Not Okay" Me: "IM NOT OKAAAAAY. YOU WEAR ME OUT!"

[@thebutterwhale9580]

MyChemicalWinchester I AM NOT AFRAID TO WATCH THIS VI-DE-O!!

[@brallonisreal1667]

me: screams brother: what's wrong me: Dan put the jumpscare times in the description...see this is why I love him

[@miku2113]

omg i didnt even look

[@jewellpetrowitz6972]

Of course he did☺️

[@lailacles9816]

Yes I know. Although I'm more afraid of dans screams than the actual jump scares! He is just awesome

[@brallonisreal1667]

+Jewell Petrowitz lol

[@balls5224]

Omg same. I was like "Awwwww how sweet"

[@rainjoyce8678]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Dan says "back to the wall"

[@lenad8465]

I'm dead from alchohol poisoning thanks

[@cristiana_2945]

homie thats called alcoholism

[@crimsoznt]

are you trying to murder us all

[@magpie8351]

Drink water and get Extra Hydrated

[@stilesisnotneurotypical]

I would immediately become an alcoholic.

[@gxyfrogwater2483]

If there’s one thing I learned from this video, it’s to always have my back to the wall in a very scary situation

[@moni7187]

So in every social situation

[@heyitzshelby5014]

Basically every situation that involves leaving my room? Ok got it.

[@alexrightnow2531]

Don't forget your leaning function lmao

[@katelynmarsh8102]

I just imagine Dan sitting on the couch with all the lights on, watching AmazingPhil videos to calm down...

[@luciabralley4296]

Awwww

[@kaiamorgan9421]

THATS ADORABLE

[@ellis51773]

That's too cute... I'm imagining him just about stopping crying and sniffling with tissues on his lap while he's on his laptop in his bed with his knees hugged against his chest...... fangirling over Phil, falling asleep.

[@tara-qv4ok]

Well he is Phil trash #1

[@ellis51773]

Tyler Jøseph Truth told.

[@orionb2918]

My favorite quote of this game... "Oh, who closed the gate? Who closed the... Satan closed the gate..."

[@laughandbehappy818]

same

[@katherinebond3714]

omfg same

[@bttrflymagic]

***** TOTALLY doing the same!

[@rhyseb9992]

Brendon Urie closed the gate.

[@rivplaysgames]

Who Closed The God Damn Door? Dan Closed The God Damn Door!

[@moniquecastelli8058]

“Proclaim the gospel”-Dan Me-“THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN ONES LOCKED AWAY IN PERMANENT SLUMBER”

[@abbyluce4610]

Run run run as fast as you can You can't catch me cuz my name is Dan ~ Daniel James Howell

[@milomcilrath233]

Awkward Teenager HIS MIDDLE NAME IS JAMES?

[@facerevealhowilookin]

I see that profile pic

[@renigabella3587]

I was in the tension part, when wild ad appears. I shouted and my mother entered to my room with a broom, so I started laughing and fall off the chair... I feel proud of how pathetic that was.

[@Renatmus]

when was the ad, i guess i missed it

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Renux Rainbow 😂😂😂

[@blurryphan7578]

i feel for our parents... lol i have to tell my mom when i'm watching a horror game, cause then when i scream she'll know i'm fine. XD

[@lindseyshaye3954]

dan.. should be proud.. im not saying he is tho.. he should be

[@andreag.c.1156]

It does make for a great story.

[@ihateyou3557]

The jumpscares don't scare me. Dan's screams do

[@dr.michellemartinezmontema402]

Am I the only one who laughs at screams

[@lunchisserved05]

G Note does*

[@rm3024]

Have you tried to play this game all by yourself in the dark at nigh? I have and it's really scary, at least the first time around.

[@lilith3383]

rewatching this 9 years later to feel something

[@littlemisssophie3790]

Dan: close the door behind you,please. Me: I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, no?🎶 Dan: I'm not okay. Me: I'm not okay, I'm not okay, I'm not okay, you wear me out.🎶 Dan: proclaim the gospel. Me: this is gospel for the fallen ones locked away in permanent slumber.🎶 Dan: what a shame, what a shame. Me: what a shame, what a shame, beautiful scars on critical veins.🎶

[@dontmintme]

you are my new friend

[@cristinemiller4951]

Sophia Adamson YOU ARE A COOL PERSON

[@littlemisssophie3790]

***** good​ + unicorn Chiara​​ ur my new friend too Chistine Miller​ thank you so are u

[@nicola7021]

Omg yes same

[@laurentrapp01]

Sophia Adamson i love you!!!

[@erinwalker196]

JUMP SCAres - (Mild) tv static 4:45 5:58 door closes (mild) 7:16 (quite big i kind of shat myself) 7:38 hanging body and eery music (mild) 7:56 pile of dead bodies (mildly gory) 8:36 Dan walks into a corpse 9:29 (larger jump scare) 10:12 (mauled body, mild) 10:47 corpse (mild) 11:26 creepy guy in a wheelchair (mild) 12:30 weird guy idk he was creepy (mild) 14:12 HUGE JUMP SCARE OH MY GOD lasts until 14:25. 15:50 guy runs through corridor (jumpy) 17:29 dead bodies (mild but just gory) 18:45 creepy guy bursts through door (idk it made me jump but its pretty mild) 22:24 guy busts through door (mild/jump worthy) 23:59 creepy guy busts through door and attacks dan

[@lorniscute43]

THANK YOU.

[@freyaviney4172]

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

[@SunshineDogz]

THANK YOU PERSON. THANK YOU!

[@mustach317]

Oh thank you lord this saved me

[@gabydoehring5496]

oh my lord thank you for posting this!!!

[@minty.bliss.]

It's been two years since Dan uploaded this, and only now have I brought myself to watch this.

[@gayson5139]

Minty Bliss Same

[@emmausenius3307]

Minty Bliss same

[@escalantesarah01]

samee

[@toothfaerie444]

Minty Bliss relatable

[@angelosuji3140]

It's only 1 min into the video and I'm already hiding in the comment section

[@chaosoctober]

Dan said Famous Last Words. Gerard, is that you?

[@mollymullins4958]

I rarely get scared because every time I'm about to get scared Dan says "yoink" and I start laughing😂

[@miseryfell6417]

Molly Mullins Ayy that's my name

[@alyssarain00]

**creepy bathroom door closes in front of us** **ifunny ad plays**

[@um5621]

Alyssa Sproule Oh my god.

[@haliematoski4347]

When the mic fell I screamed. Everything else didn't scare me, but the mic. THE FRICKEN MIC

[@haliematoski4347]

Galaxy Cookie Kat I don't know but if I did I would tell you

[@jayheretoslay]

+Halie Matoski Seriously?😂

[@valerie.monday]

One of my favorite spooky videos besides Tattletail. "If you do not immerse yourself, you are not doing it right." What will be written on your grave Dan

[@akras_a]

Whats he gonna do immerse himself in dirt?? Oh crap thats too morbid

[@mads_fairy1]

His KZbin channel

[@ellieoa]

Dan said "I'm not okay" and "famous last words" in this video. I'm crying for MCR.

[@abigailrhodes5893]

Ellie Oakes as I read this (I'm hiding in the comment section) Dan said "famous last words"

[@snivewus]

blood, blood, gallons of the stuff-

[@kayleyebaugh1535]

-/p l u t o/- I’ll give you blood blood blooooooood

[@ahitsme8633]

He also said “blood” which reminded me of mcr

[@theboopking]

also he said close the goddamn door, so p!atd fans are there too

[@twentyoneplanes138]

* jump scare * dan:AHHHH me: * sips tea *

[@FallenAngel-ve5ok]

Twentyoneplanes mmmm tea

[@sonyaok2082]

I want some tea :’)

[@catie2557]

Me but *eats strawberry laces* I wish I had some tea....I'm British lol I love tea

[@harmoniahyde3704]

XD

[@nataliesusan140]

Twentyoneplanes TWENTY ONE PILOTS

[@glamnailsbyava]

If you squint your eyes enough Dan becomes a floating head

[@janinevdt]

ava2 weird i feel really stupid for actually trying

[@cosmicfairy1999]

Why did I actually start squinting

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

I did it

[@colemurray6896]

One if the most underrated Dan quotes: FFOOOUUUNNNNTTTAAAIIIINNNN

[@fenrirthevargr7212]

Dan: Proclaim the gospel. Me: THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN ONES, LOCKED AWAY IN PERMANENT SLUMBER!!!!! *Starts dancing* XD

[@brookeh2635]

Sebastian X Ciel ASSEMBLING THEIR PHILOSOPHIES OF PIECES OF BROKEN MEMORIES. OH OH WOAH OH OH OH OH (THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE! THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE!) OH OH WOAH OH OH OH OH

[@fenrirthevargr7212]

Drinkmilk123 AJ Don't you mean "This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart'? XD

[@brookeh2635]

woooowwwww haha yes! I wasnt clearly thinking and put that in XDXDXD

[@fenrirthevargr7212]

Drinkmilk123 AJ Hahaha XD No bother ^.^

[@siennayay1]

in the studio version it sounds like "this is the peanut butter, this is the peanut butter"

[@clefairy4954]

jumpscares: 7:17 8:32 (kinda, not a jumpscare but its really sudden) 9:28 14:12 23:58 (kinda)

[@eggsama8978]

clefairy THANK YOU

[@clefairy4954]

Rachel Horton np

[@astridarroyo71]

Bless you

[@belaramirez6139]

you are jesus

[@MarykAtelulu]

You're a saint

[@kayleigh3331]

Please do this again

[@jeferies2227]

Noooooooo... i won't survive

[@americaducvan5550]

And again

[@heart_eyes_howell_1090]

If i got a dollar for every time dan said “back to the wall” i’d be a millionaire

[@PurplePoison_88]

Or a Dillionaire!

[@thenoname2574]

[Dan] in this video is me in most horror games: Cant I just go home and not go into the scary room? Ill just wait in this room. This room looks scary, But this room looks nice. Lets go into the scary room because thats how we progress! Why are we doing this? Judging by the scary music Im going to assume hes not my friend.

[@abagailcomeaux4131]

TheNo Name that is me in any social situation

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Hunny Bea literally me

[@noodleydoo2862]

TheNo Name back to the wall, back to the wall

[@ciawaii]

I screamed so loud my neighbor called the police. Dan, do you know how embarrassing it is to explain that you were watching one of your favorite KZbinrs play a scary game and nearly piss yourself because a jumpscare? Especially an old video. welp.

[@jaymonet7377]

Lol

[@DewSocks]

XD

[@Kissingxinxthexrain8]

+Ellie Moir Agreed.

[@lolmkay7805]

cia77a and the whole neighbourhood clapped

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

ciawaii 😂😂😂

[@mikamika9631]

7:16 "Library, Hello AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." R.I.P Dan 2014

[@floortje8083]

There goes my love for library's

[@Rida-yg1dz]

+floortje scherpenisse like so true

[@yellowdog5478]

Thanks for the jumpscare time 😆

[@alem1793]

Thanks fam

[@Bea-qh4li]

THIS COULD BE A GREAT DESCRIPTION FOR A FANFIC

[@madisonsmith7342]

"Proclaim the gospel" says the creepy wall. "Okay." You pin a piece of paper on it. "This is the gospel, from Brendon Urie. Hope this is what you were asking for." You say, laughing as you run as fast as you can out of the asylum.

[@brookelynjeppsen5996]

Madison Smith Write a fanfiction for me. 😂😂

[@alexbrabo4471]

This is gospel, for the fallen ones Locked away in permanent slumber Assembling their philosophies From pieces of broken memories Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart The gnashing teeth and criminal tongues conspire against the odds But they haven't seen the best of us yet If you love me let me go (Oh-oh-oh-oh) If you love me let me go (Oh-oh-o-oh-oh-oh) 'Cause these words are knives that often leave scars The fear of falling apart And truth be told I never was yours The fear, the fear of falling apart Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my... This is gospel for the vagabonds Ne'er-do-wells and insufferable bastards Confessing their apostasies Led away by imperfect impostors Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my... Don't try to sleep through the end of the world and bury me alive 'Cause I won't give up without a fight If you love me let me go (Oh-oh-oh-oh) If you love me let me go (Oh-oh-o-oh-oh-oh) 'Cause these words are knives that often leave scars The fear of falling apart And truth be told I never was yours The fear, the fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear, the fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart) The fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart) The fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart) The fear of falling apart (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (This is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my...) The fear of falling apart