Our Awkward Fancy Meal

The story of the most embarrassing night either of us will ever have.
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[@kateclaessens5102]

Phil: Dan, could you pass the salt? Dan: *passes the waiter*

[@sierrarose8860]

Beyonce Christ why doesn't this have more likes😂😂

[@Phoenix-tu4es]

Beyonce Christ yasss

[@eve36368]

Hahahahahhakh

[@jaseyrae4510]

Beyonce Christ *passes me*

[@exokai3298]

When I thought I couldn’t laugh any more 😂😂😂

[@cat1362]

I keep imagining an alternate universe where a fancy french man just posted a storytime video about the worst 9 person table he ever served

[@leovaldezwashere946]

Cat that would be amazing 😂

[@madelinee427]

that would be incredible!

[@lindseyshaye6676]

oh. my. gosh. im. literally. dying. halp.

[@sodig325]

YES! We need to find him lol

[@moonlitgalaxy5940]

Cat oMg 1O0OtH lIkE!1!1!1!!!!!!!!1!1!

[@zlbrittanylz5180]

its been 3 years and i still want to see the security footage of phil running through a fancy restaurant with a napkin on his lap

[@batoolswaeer1735]

Samee

[@jordanlockwood8157]

i feel attacked?????????????

[@krystyna3992]

Same

[@doll1726]

zlBrittanylz Everyone does

[@theLocalLesbian]

I was having a bad day and that image helped

[@sarahlewis7859]

_"w e ' r e n o t h a v i n g a t h r e e s o m e"_

[@margiecoleman1334]

That's sus

[@norawhipple5916]

666 likes we summoning satan or what

[@gorgeousfreeman4836]

in a recent video dan states about people offering him 3 somes lmao i bet she was one he meant

[@horacethecheese1009]

​@@gorgeousfreeman4836 🐸 wut ⁉️ i know i'm parasocial with these guys but how are you that off base

[@lovatredacted2482]

Phil is so sweet omg "Do you want a Kit Kat? :D"

[@mermaidprincess27]

Lela Penn ikr if it was me I'd've taken the kit kat

[@cxxldxde274]

Taylor Slotkin same lol

[@number.1epiccforniter]

take a break have a kit-kat

[@sansinception]

phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie omg I love your name lol

[@number.1epiccforniter]

+Phan Brendon Winchester Urie thanks

[@swhxll]

If Dan's voice goes any lower it'll be in hell omg

[@strawhberrie9317]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@virtuelita]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@Dsouthern71]

OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS MY IPAD

[@gibby3166]

Same

[@jadem851]

IKR i was slowly dying threw this

[@daisymay156]

Oh bless Phil’s heart ❤️ “Do you want a Kit-Kat?”

[@therealschlumpi]

I understand kick a cat

[@ellierogers613]

I need a friend like Phil

[@oliviarosman1359]

That is Phil in a nutshell

[@alexrightnow2531]

He is so innocent and adorable

[@marshm3llow467]

2001st like!

[@jasminesierra962]

Dan "me being the dominant one" Louise: *look of sympathy"

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

phil in the other room: **heavy sigh** no, dan, no you aren't

[@idkwhattoputhere7952]

Timestamp?

[@hs-ei]

idk what to put here 12:57

[@cecelialewin6648]

That waiter has 1K accounts and disliked this video with all of them

[@InuyashaTT]

I CAN'T LAUGH ANYMORE PLEASE STOP

[@shericraulter8290]

nah, half of them are also from the coat lady

[@kaitlynkerkhoff3574]

The ppl in this restaurant just made a ton of accounts only to dislike and leave hate comments😂😂😂

[@aestea1621]

I'm crafting!

[@ellajosephine6711]

Cecelia Lewin TRUTH

[@MoistCrumpet]

"Look! Our jackets are having a threesome!" I nearly died laughing!

[@carystaylor5417]

Nasexsav Kifs i did die laughing

[@demestickitty9833]

Nasexsav Kifs me too!

[@pan-cake8534]

PHIL YOU HAVE A NAPKIN PLASTERED TO YOUR CROTCH!!! OH NO HE'S WEARING EARPODS HE CAN'T HEAR US!!!

[@beck9464]

"can wE HAVE MORE BUTTER SLAVE" "MORE BUTTER" *"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT"*

[@serenmaiii]

Phil: "do you want a Kit Kat?" bless him

[@klen741]

serenmaiwilliams if I was Louise and half on myself I would have screamed I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT IF IT'S THE VANILLA CHUNK!

[@RMills646]

I relate because I too can't deal with crying people so I offer them food

[@teapuff7360]

😁 Phil is so cute

[@serenmaiii]

lmao i’m back two years later and my fucking comment got 1.2k likes hahah

[@incogtiino]

I love how the Phandom has just accepted Louise, like she is such a great person but most of the time the Phandom is just super salty towards any female that is close to Dan and Phil. Louise is just so nice and funny just an all around great person.

[@lunawillowss]

Crapi Christina yeah like most of us really don't like cat (catrific) but Louise is lit bruh

[@erinduenwald6112]

Crapi Christina ikr. I don't know why though. I love Cat and Louise.

[@julia-roses]

Lol yes Louise is my mother

[@annacp5840]

Yeah and I'm pretty sure she's just friends with them and she seems really kind and funny

[@geiszler5093]

Majestic SEE YOURSELF OUT

[@seaIqueen]

I love how all the recent comments are about people coming back to this as a comfort video,,, it really does provide timeless serotonin

[@lauralettau]

it really does 😌😌

[@thegate1000]

exactly seal queen

[@margiecoleman1334]

Yeah. It reminds me that I do know how to smile

[@iithewaterhashira]

It really does, I can never get bored of it

[@Kyung.Sue_Me]

Honestly tho, they are really a comedic duo

[@kaity2883]

the rewatchability of this video even in 2022 is insane

[@Beny_xx]

Hell yeah ! (2023)

[@natashaO-O]

hell yeah ! x2

[@cliquenic2171]

it’s literally 2:13 new year’s day 2024 and here i am

[@sylveandescapism7502]

@@cliquenic2171same 😆

[@wendyzhai8948]

Fr

[@katculbertson2444]

The fact that, out of the 6 people, including her sister, Louise rode in the taxi with just Dan and Phil. And if you see the footage of the actual dinner from Hazel's vlog, they're sat on either side of her. Like those 2 are the ones she wants by her side most when she's feeling anxious. It melts my heart.

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Kat Culbertson awwww thats so sweet

[@keiramurphy815]

😻😭

[@QueenBee-qu6pm]

YEEEESSSSSS IT ALSO MELTS MY HEART AHHHHH TOOO CUUTTTTEEE

[@luciacowen3894]

That means SEPARATING them aswell.

[@katzy9]

THEY'RE SO AWKWARD I'M DYING

[@senna583]

theyre akward xD

[@elainamyers]

ikr

[@Shezangel]

+MoonStar Goes Rawr akward

[@psydarabia]

+twiggy del rey *awkward

[@imapieceoftrash7914]

+Maysaa Buraik akward**

[@samanthafortunato7988]

"Phil must be his nephew"

[@rosiehutson4413]

Or his Dad

[@dianachamberlain4705]

@@rosiehutson4413 does that mean Phil got someone pregnant at age four or five!?!!??

[@riannaf927]

And now people think Dan is a child

[@oceanmcintyre4754]

Uncle dan

[@hahaha7886]

Daddy

[@Pikapika-gc2pp]

These two give me favorite cousins vibes. Like they’re not together all the time, but when they are all hell breaks loose.

[@wokeupnew]

wait yeah

[@Kat-PM]

that’s such an accurate statement

[@MC32595]

so true, never thought of it this way lol

[@MegaRambit]

Aww, now I miss my cousins 😭

[@akavlogs9802]

Phil: *while patting Louise's back* Do you want a kitkat? Me: AWWWWWW BLESS HIM!!

[@catbug5077]

You mean a pepis

[@thickynicky3089]

He didn't sneeze. ._.

[@peytonwalker2205]

Amy's Life phil is so sweet 😂

[@tracimoyer9879]

YES

[@Unknowndino03]

THIS HORRIBLE WORLD DOESN'T DESERVE AN ANGEL LIKE PHIL

[@linasuperdina994]

I can't believe this woman is about to be a mother of two

[@illi0]

linasuperdina lol

[@ellyraeken]

WHAT

[@ellyraeken]

SENSE WHEN

[@miarose905]

linasuperdina ikr

[@oliviayong7635]

Omg yeah

[@annabelle3037]

I farted before dan asked if Louise did and I have never jumped in my seat more

[@Me-jc1er]

That's amazing

[@retrarlo]

Would've scared the life out of me X³

[@skylermaxwell2778]

omigod!! :o

[@sugastractor1750]

AHAHA

[@jennygreenwood2042]

Same 😂

[@izzyo2594]

I forgot how good this video is. Shit like this happens whenever I go out for dinner with my family, last time we went out to a pretty fancy Japanese restaurant ; my dad poured a pint of beer all over the table, my mum ate a chunk of wasabi thinking it was avocado, we had a giggling fit, we all managed to drop our chopsticks at different points throughout the meal and my mum, dad and sister all got drunk- this was also the first time we had all gone out with my sisters boyfriend

[@lilactheruevet2424]

Izzy O OMG MY DAD FUCKING DID THAT IN JAPAN AND HE PUT A RAW FUCKING EGG IN HIS BAG!?!!!

[@oodlemynoodle3753]

My Aunt also thought the wasabi was avocado lol

[@novepipps]

What a great first outing impression on the boyfriend lol

[@memorydocumentation5942]

AVOCADO ☠️☠️☠️

[@eiriellesyy1055]

27 minutes and 34 seconds of Dan and Louise rambling. This is what I signed up for.

[@kitskitchen1141]

phanosaurus rex 34*

[@ARoque-hhhhh]

Venetia Moneda they should do podcasts

[@QueenBee-qu6pm]

Yep me too :D

[@lillyloveme007]

dan there's no need to hide your special guest with a pillow in the beginning of the video when we can see the thumbnail

[@ecatsukishima3779]

lmao tru

[@nazzaniens]

Are you Dutch?

[@lillyloveme007]

+Nazzanien yes😂 is my english that bad? or is it bc of my name😂😂

[@Leonoorode]

+Maaike van Megen Dutchies assemble!! Probs bc your name is super Dutch

[@amytheemo3427]

+Phanmarano i have a Dutch family History

[@willberman1562]

It’s been three years since I saw this for the first time and it still makes me cry laugh every time

[@peeoncarl6]

Same 😂 time flies by sooo fast :((

[@bellagellis5762]

sAMEEE

[@krystyna3992]

I miss this so much

[@ilikecrispybacon]

fr i watch it whenever im feeling down

[@gk1368]

Same, I haven’t watched it in like 2 years, so I wasn’t expecting to cry laugh at it again, but lo and behold, I did

[@saphireanabeth6678]

I get such sibling vibes from them 😆

[@pancon9947]

Yeah me too

[@manifestationsofasort]

Plot twist: They are siblings

[@charlieos17]

I’ve never seen two siblings get along as well as these two do

[@MC32595]

they’d be so cute together

[@saphireanabeth6678]

@@MC32595 as siblings

[@olivial.8434]

louise: *says something* dan: *repeats what louise says with slightly different words*

[@olivial.8434]

aka me writing my essays

[@buzzydoesrobloxrblxvideos1434]

+olivia l. relatable

[@melodyseraydarian8259]

this is so accurate it hurts

[@rosieeworthh3612]

*repeats what louise says but much more exaggerated*

[@olivial.8434]

is this my claim to fame?

[@annabel1700]

the popping sound was probably the gas leak ......

[@shutupbecky1262]

Unicorn Gamer PLOTTWIST

[@fiona5153]

Unicorn Gamer 666th like lmao

[@maitlandrobertson]

Unicorn Gamer 😂😂😂

[@tamozade1740]

Probably

[@autumnishhhhh]

SHIT YER RITE M8

[@Hachexo]

“Do you want a Kit Kat?” Phil is actually the sweetest and most adorable person on this planet. 😭 And so is Louise!! 😭😭 and Dan is the sweetest thing too and ahhhhhh!!! Why do all the nice people have to be older than me and why do they have to live across the world?!

[@skylermaxwell2778]

STRUGGLES SIS

[@sophieoquest8721]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@margiecoleman1334]

I HATE IT LEMME MOVE TO LONDON

[@annahkreyling-hoag8068]

“Leggings are a two day thing” Me during quarantine only changing my leggings weekly

[@22dragons58]

Ha! I'm over here showering once every 1 1/2 weeks and only changing at that same ratio!

[@margiecoleman1334]

I don't change unless I'm forced to lol

[@Haynic]

Lmao if dan and phil walked into my room with suits on I'd be bawling too

[@tayack4663]

TheGamingGranger I can relate.

[@lydiakauffman6394]

TheGamingGranger same

[@somehowsnake7370]

TheGamingGranger me too

[@lizziekobler3063]

fucking same

[@hannahsimpson3578]

TheGamingGranger d

[@wimpernd]

I cried at Phil's napkin part

[@niconeko1132]

Maya The addict same 😂

[@ashley58227]

same

[@bartekpiekielny5444]

katelyn shadows s

[@madie9557]

I was laughing so hard, and then my mom was outside my door and I was just in my room crackin up.... worth it

[@homestuckdubs]

Don’t cry... Craft.

[@ghost.8032]

Dan neeeeeeeddddddss to bring Louise BACK

[@emilymaricela6111]

Hailey Fine it’s kinda hard cause she’s got like 2 kids now

[@kousheesuman1719]

and its kinda hard since he's nowhere to be found rn

[@ghost.8032]

Omg I forgot about this comment. Dan definitely quit KZbin

[@kousheesuman1719]

@@ghost.8032 he's coming back

[@siastheyoutuber6893]

The first video back from his break should be with Louise😂😂😂

[@doom3798]

honestly though surprising your friend with a meal at a super fancy, expensive restaurant and just expecting them to be ok with paying for that is kinda shitty lol

[@amandagracia5585]

"There's only four million people watching this..." PSYCHIC. THERE ARE FOUR MILLION VIEWS NOW

[@elissafonseca]

Amanda Gracia i read that as he said it...

[@Liv-xw3dh]

Amanda Gracia AND I WAS THE 666TH LIKE OH GOD LMAOOOO

[@28glitter]

I think he was referring to his amount of subscribers

[@user-sg8hm8ue2e]

Amanda Gracia/ and this was 4 months ago

[@TheToastIsBurnt]

Five million now

[@theshyshadow6127]

"OUR COATS ARE HAVING A THREESOME" that is something I would say ahahahahahaha

[@ayasaid4209]

Your profile pic wow

[@theshyshadow6127]

KittSoKawaii Gaming , I know right ;)

[@somehowsnake7370]

The Shy Shadow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@shatteredreality_513]

Same. Sometimes I don't think before I speak...

[@paulabradley4245]

NO WAY was this 3 years ago????

[@yuck7474]

Paula Bradley yes I’m very concerned because I distinctly remember watching this the day it was uploaded. No way that was 3 years ago.

[@lauralettau]

four now dang😔

[@AbbieInfunderland]

Nearly 5 wtf

[@nkfanning]

I love how Louise laughed when Dan was like “I’m the man of the table”

[@katculbertson2444]

What I love about this collab is, not only are they recounting a hilarious tale about how they are extra awkward when they're together, but they also showcase on multiple occasions that awkwardness just through their dynamic in the video. The entire 3-minute intro was a trainwreck, and I loved it.

[@ANIMAINIAC]

Louise: Ohp! Our coats are having a threesome! Louise:.... Phil:.... Dan:.... Lady:...... Louise:...WE'RE ALL NOT HAVING A THREESOME!!!

[@alexandralucas7063]

Demon_ANIMAINIAC this would so be something that I would say out of awkwardness 😂😂😂

[@sarahputrus3953]

If I said that I would have just ran away and cried in a corner of shame

[@lindseyshaye6676]

I FUCKING DIED..

[@norahmorgan4525]

ONE TIME,, IN HEALTH ME AND my two friends wanted to work together and i asked the teacher if we could have a threesome

[@emmyjemmy4208]

he protecc she attacc but most importantly c'mon dan bring louise bacc

[@liofotia5806]

He needs to bring himself bacc first

[@adrianmcdaniels202]

Dan's surprised at a £260 meal, but in 2018 he pays £2000 for an outfit

[@sophie-cs2wt]

james 241 christ have you ever heard of a joke?

[@tracimoyer9879]

It's a joke, idiot

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

Traci Moyer What’s a joke?

[@mx.litzix9100]

@@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159 Like a witty comment

[@devashree5079]

Omg WHEN?!

[@parkerstarling]

"our akward fancy meal" *slow claps with a look of disappointment* Daniel Howell, everyone. The king of typos.

[@lestersladydoor4826]

parker starling *claps slowly*

[@spartanrifle8271]

parker starling It is spelled right btw

[@sarasthoughts]

spartan rifle no it’s not lmao it’s awkward

[@spartanrifle8271]

sarasthoughts Yes, it's spelled right: Awkward

[@alexashley9140]

parker starling *claps sarcastically for Dan*

[@philmeupwitheditingtips]

OKAY BUT PHIL PATTING YOUR BACK AND GIVING YOU KIT KATS

[@phuongdang2746]

YES YES YESY ES

[@cloudyseance1897]

PHIL IS SO SWEET

[@alannah653]

all one could want in a comforting friend

[@em-zt9vl]

So sweet!!! ❤️

[@beans77]

Yes Please.

[@lemonoclefox]

'I was on my second day of leggings' echoes in my mind every time I put on the same leggings for the second day in a row

[@amydudek9795]

this stays one of the funniest storytimes ever it has longevity

[@tharankasrikaran4947]

When Louise and Dan get together, I feel like they are going to accidentally blow up the world.

[@eve36368]

Tharanka Srikaran at least they aint got the code to the nuclear bombs then

[@AnaSofia-sw5nq]

I would be honored to be blown up by Dan and Louise.

[@sinkdishes]

My life was destroyed by memes same???

[@justinec316]

Tharanka Srikaran Accidentally? Ha!

[@eleventyelena]

and for some reason I'd be okay with it...probably because we'd all already be dead from laughing..

[@deathofaphan2001]

dan: i am the man of the table louise: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same

[@deathofaphan2001]

23:10

[@yumi1021]

literally my life in a short summary

[@mabbylynn6099]

+I'm Not On Fire me too

[@mattweltr]

^^

[@Olivia-ni2ik]

is this anyone else's comfort video??

[@ratboygirl]

it's literally in my comfort vids playlist

[@poppyleech]

@@ratboygirl same omg

[@sofiajackson6595]

this and the list of awkward moments, definitely

[@ratboygirl]

@@sofiajackson6595 YEPPP

[@ilanagardi2822]

why do you think I'm here during February 2021:D

[@krystahawkins8632]

when louise started shouting "don't make sounds!" at 9:50 i genuinely laughed out loud

[@_gremlinboy]

That part is so bad lmao

[@greysen3859]

I need more Dan and Louise in my life. Collab more please

[@poebott]

Ikr

[@paigemesarosh1666]

SAMR

[@drakoking8898]

I KNOW

[@Kat-zj6sb]

YESSSSS

[@stevevdmln5000]

+Greysen Walsh Yes please.

[@reneeborn9118]

I was describing Dan slapping the waiter at lunch and I slapped a girl walking by my table. I actually accidentally slapped someone while giving an example of how someone accidentally slapped someone. It was a low point

[@gracie_hannah_banana]

Now, that's actually a high point

[@Writing4MySoul]

I accidentally hit someone in the head when I was walking to the bathroom on an airplane. It turned out I had low blood sugar, and was close to blacking out. I distinctly remember that I mumbled 'sorry' in his vague direction. I felt so horrible.

[@pestowing7264]

That is... amazing

[@investedwheat4072]

Grace Hannah-Lynn |-/

[@uwu-od7qu]

Words Like Waves XD

[@squirrelofealdor8332]

She's like the wine aunt that goes on exotic adventures nd comes back to tell the best stories

[@kiwiibee]

I am now 20 years old and this video still never fails to make me laugh

[@faith7303]

I started laughing uncontrollably at the Phil napkin part and I went downstairs to show my mum right? I get down there and go, "so Dan and Phil and Louise..." And my mum cuts me off, turns to my dad, and goes, "I told you"

[@rory4655]

THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME TOO

[@lilliangalla]

Me too!!

[@lele566]

same 😅😅

[@yasminsara1612]

+Krokodil xx so full ah shit

[@maryjones-wb3bg]

My mom starts giving me a speech of how being a youtuber is not a real job and gets paranoiac as always, honestly I'm about to shoot myself, I feel life is pointless, I have no real friends, the technical career I entered is not how I expected it to be and I suck, I draw poorly, I have no siblings to tell them how I feel, my stepfather is irrational because he agrees immediately to anything my mom says without thinking at all and well... I need help, sorry for getting emotional here, I needed to put this somewhere.

[@jw1864]

“Do you love me?” “Of course I love you, pressure to say yes”

[@holeynova]

Yeah i kinda ship them...

[@pan-cake8534]

@@meli6935 he cri

[@tinkadureya3177]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@alexrightnow2531]

I laughed and cried at the same time at that moment

[@chloecam101]

a human bean lol she’s basically his mom

[@patblack781]

This was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen and supposedly ever will see xD

[@sophiadelrosario6526]

This truly is my "I've had a bad day and need some cheering up" video

[@Acelover3000]

My sister accidentally stabbed me with a fork while at an extremely fancy restaurant for my dad and father's anniversary. She meant to stick the fork in a piece of fish, but instead hit my hand. And at one point I dropped my phone, so I went to grab it from under the table and proceeded to hit my head on said table. And my sister laughed way too hard at my father's joke, making a lot of people look over at us. And my dad fell face first in front of the restaurant when we were leaving. It was an eventful time and we haven't gone back since.

[@maddiegeier]

my sister once dumped a dessert platter on the Waiter... he was pleased

[@Emma-cl3uv]

One time I was at a restaurant where a ghost haunts there and my mothers friend nudged the plate on purpose and it made a noise and I jumped out of my seat and yelled 😂😂😂 and my mother was laughing so hard and her friend was laughing harder and other people were there 😂😂😂

[@ayaha7883]

Wow actually me whenever I go out, this is why I don't go outside 😂

[@elliew5907]

Once I went to like a fancy restaurant with my family and my aunt was doing that thing with the candle where you put your finger through the flame, I then did it and I accidentally went through the actual candle. It fell over and then it had a domino effect to my uncles drink of water and got everyone next to me soaking wet. We've never gone back there since

[@zainmaan2825]

Oh my GOD😂😂😂

[@ashley58227]

THE PART ABOUT PHIL AND THE NAPKIN HAD ME CRYING OMFG I CAN'T BREATHE

[@AnaSofia-sw5nq]

Ashley Williams I swear I laughed so much I almost cried. Not only there but the entire time I was just laughing like a hyena.

[@taeslollipop6146]

OMG I’ve been seeing ARMYS everywhere lately😂

[@marstirelt]

Four years later and suddenly this is in my recommended again. Ain't complaining though

[@anundesireduser]

this video is 100% in the youtube hall of fame. i love this video so much

[@natalijazivkovic8112]

i think the waiter is my favorite person in this story HAHAAHAH

[@rq5251]

Ikr lol XD

[@miaparker2533]

tru

[@auBatgnauL]

i read this as "water" and got really confused for a second

[@billateabelgianwaffle779]

+auBatgnauL amazing

[@natalijazivkovic8112]

auBatgnauL hahahahhaa nice

[@briannacotterell137]

you and Louise NEED to hang out more so you can have more of these stories roflmfao

[@briannacotterell137]

also, pause at 27:10 and look at Louise's face lol

[@briannacotterell137]

Tasha Woods thank you

[@ellapugs175]

Are you really bi? Because I am too and I haven't met anyone that is yet!

[@pheebsss4461]

I ❤️ your username!!

[@katiehasnolife1483]

+Ella Pugs I am... Dan is...

[@moonchild7528]

7 years later and this video still feels like your two best friends telling you a story

[@neon_shapeshifter]

I don't think I've watched this since it came out so I kind of remember it but also don't; I was pissing myself laughing so much throughout it this is a GEM!! I love both of them so much 😭

[@laceyy7144]

comfort video since the day it dropped😭

[@megbubbz]

Phil so precious "do you want a kitkat" 😂

[@Ky-qk3mk]

SexualSuga

[@alexashley9140]

SexualSuga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlleyCatAlex]

AgustDie ikr :,)

[@mvanilla77]

This video was so entertaining I didn't even realize that it was almost 30 minutes long til after I'd finished it.

[@heathertaylor104]

sameeee

[@charliecaturnip4438]

+Hello Lexi I noticed it by reading your comment and then i verified like "really ?" xD

[@TheChavert]

i laughed so hard my stomach hurt

[@amy7163]

+charlène Debat Same 😂😂😂

[@annierannie1012]

I didn't notice till just then

[@ThuTrooth]

Louise: "DON’T TOUCH MY STOMACH" Also Louise: *encourages Dan to elbow her in the chest*

[@Lp-zk8jo]

the irony in this absolute chaos being my comfort video since April 15th 2016

[@chloe6844]

i''m not the only one

[@cherry_hotline5526]

Now I want Phil's perspective on this....

[@StarryIceW0lf]

"My two buffoon best friends can't go outside together."

[@xenbeex8150]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe SEND HELP

[@ameliasimpson5081]

+philismysmolbean howlter HELP

[@shelbypark6328]

SAME I AM GETTING STRANGE LOOKS FROM MY PARENTS

[@cait3666]

Help

[@pawzplanet]

+XxxBlackRosexxX saw what u did there 😂

[@kt-kl6xs]

same because dan says he was the alpha male but we all know #philtops2k16

[@nellieferm5534]

literally dying at dan slapping the waiter and then elbowing louise, I forgot this video omg

[@rcreatez]

It’s been 7 years and i still come back to this video when i really can’t sleep and need something to play in the back ground. i know every word of it.

[@Louisepentland]

Me too Rachel, me too xxx

[@elisblud]

​@@LouisepentlandI'm here for my annual watch

[@genuinelyparis7831]

I'm sad that Dan is comfortable to say he loves Louise but he can't say he loves phil and it's *because of us*.

[@andy-1312]

uhm, it could be that bUT also for other reason maybe? like, i love my best friend, but i think i never told him ''i love you'' just because i'm not too affective with people i love the most, i don't know

[@estix76]

I agree with both of you

[@natalijaj3309]

yep :(

[@alanamorgan1300]

That Girl Pj I kinda think it's more than that.

[@user-ll4xy2lh2u]

That Girl Pj oh god that hurts

[@sallymelbourne5467]

I want Phil's perspective on this incredible story

[@robbybaker6657]

Sally Melbourne me too

[@pixiispitt]

3am_ phanfics I’m the 859 like, irreverent my dude

[@ellaowen3386]

Sally Melbourne has p Just pl Pl Just

[@ellaowen3386]

3am_ fanfics l Poeni Plpp

[@ellaowen3386]

Robby Baker p

[@aubryellaotero1064]

I literally cannot thank Dan and Louise enough for letting us experience this absolutely horrendously hilarious night with them in all of its amazing second-hand embarrassment glory.

[@angelacoronado5759]

I come back to this every once in a while and it gets rid of my depression for 27 minutes and 34 seconds

[@ppdestroyer9794]

“It wasn’t hot. Or cold. iT WaS tEpiD!!!!”😱😱😱

[@Ale-rq1nz]

seeing dan laughing this hard warms my cold heart

[@katcannotfunction1312]

same

[@teddysurname2130]

This is actually keeping me happy and caring about humanity

[@rachelm7111]

Same

[@theamazingfansarenotonfire5588]

: )

[@lyss9515]

hes literal sunshine

[@fordrsd]

came back after their recent collab

[@emilyslicer2843]

Watching after the newest colab, I can’t believe I haven’t watched this in years but I still have the lines memorized 😅

[@saralang7433]

I started laugh crying when they were talking about the threesome joke 😂😂😂😂

[@liseli4729]

Sara Lang same

[@merakiem]

Lmao same

[@emoa.r.m.y3711]

LMAO same

[@lunchisserved05]

Sara Lang same

[@calcifer6142]

same

[@luizakxt]

a year and a half after i first watched this and I still laugh my ass off watching it

[@isabellarusso6990]

same!!!!

[@ilsem7490]

Same this is like my 7th time watching this😂😂😂

[@lindseyshaye6676]

i watched this a few months ago.. at the beginning of the year.. i will still laugh at this in 7 yrs..

[@theruthlessfox4289]

luiza is not on fire same!!!!

[@justinec316]

luiza is not on fire sameeeee

[@tiiimmmm__]

this is literally still peak storytelling

[@maizyday]

i watch this whenever i’m sad, even after nearly four years. cracks me up EVERYTIME!!

[@alfiedeyes3621]

i swear dan's had like 6 puberty's, his voice is lower than usual XD

[@greete1700]

6000*

[@cullinsaxton2742]

6000000000000*

[@emmawilson3652]

Or a cold but that made me laugh so hard!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@__________7797]

666

[@narutosraman]

+Greete Luht *9000

[@brailynmercille4105]

Every comment -omg I'm laughing so hard -Phil with the kit kat, I'm crying ❤️ -dans deep voice -butter gluttons

[@emmy-db8no]

Brailyn Mercille Don't cry... CRAFT!!

[@kenna5364]

6 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos on the internet

[@memorydocumentation5942]

the "grey gloop" is what is referred as "grey stuff" in beauty and the beast

[@phoenixchen9083]

I cried a bit when they mentioned Phil asking her if she wanted a kit Kat No, Philip Get the Nintendo cartridges, that's basic comfort food

[@mintea273]

Fancy restaurants. Oh my god. I love them and hate them. _the bread is the highlight for sure_

[@daisy6545]

Spoob Spoob fucking bread

[@daisy6545]

How do they get such good bread

[@queenbee9395]

Without exaggeration, I've probably watched this at LEAST 15 times.. and laugh every single time.. one of my favorites :)

[@bleet7874]

Queen Bee same dear

[@abbeyjones7464]

I know this video is so old but i love getting high and coming back here

[@mustachesandpickles]

his voice is so deep oml wtf

[@numba1gotenks]

I don't approve he needs to stop maturing

[@mackenzie7986]

I was going to say that. It almost sounds deeper.

[@theweeboosarecoming8215]

I almost lost it, because whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING TO DAN'S VOICE

[@CoreyBravoSloan]

+howellsfringe LITERALLY ME I WAS WATCHING IT WITH FRIENDS AND I WAS LIKE "TF DAN UR VOICE ISNT THAT LOW OH MY GOD WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU YOURE NOT THIRTEEN"

[@gisole98]

+howellsfringe i literally just came to the coments to say that what is happening

[@louloujonas882]

leggings are a two day thing? m8 I'm on the seventh day

[@marvelmaniac6639]

Lou Lou jonas just day 7?

[@roseoneill730]

Lou Lou jonas last month i literally wore the same leggings continuously for about 16 days

[@funnysillyclown]

M8 all I own are leggings

[@mariakorsell9359]

Sameeeeeeeeeeeee

[@sarazagorski483]

I don't change my clothes during the summer

[@bitterclover1705]

the napkin story gave me second hand embarrassment ;-;

[@bogboybogboybogboyb]

Years later I still come back to this video and feel bad for Louise. I would have had 100% exactly the same reaction, exception being that I would have asked for the reservation to be cancelled immediately 😅 or told everyone to go without me. I don't think it's weird of Louis to not love being surprised day-of with going out somewhere bougie and spending a bunch of money 😭