Dan's Farfetch'd Quest in Hong Kong - Pokemon GO! #3

Dan gets moist hunting for a region-specific Farfetch'd in Hong Kong while Phil dies in bed.
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(just saying I wanted to call this video 'The Farfetch'd Flop' but Phil said that spoiled it)

[@w3bcor3]

"put a shirt on" "is she wearing leather trousers?! how is she not sweating?!!?!?!??!!?" loving dan's commentary of ppl on the street

[@jenteresaa]

roses when did he say "put a shirt on" lmao ??

[@celestial_bean]

jen teresa 6:46

[@vinceeager8553]

Trans rights do yeah you know. Nidoriknow

[@logan2160]

"Does your queen care about you as much as you care about her?" Dan summing up the life of a fangirl perfectly.

[@Megan-yr8sv]

lackluster logan omg yes

[@alenagrafstrom9074]

Haha I was literally thinking that tooooo😂😂😂

[@missdreamfreak888]

" Is she wearing leather trousers? How on earth isn't she sweating????" Lmao i love how he said that just so 100% natural thought

[@_kett2164]

Remember when Pokemon go was a thing? Remember when Dan's curly hair wasn't a thing?

[@fernbeengone6391]

Nope!

[@crypticpoke6805]

Pokemon Go is still a thing, it’s one of the most active iOS games.

[@pareidolist]

Remember when Hong Kong was a thing?

[@LPSWithCheese]

"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you love it" I love these ywo

[@Zmmsa1992]

Beautiful

[@user-ms8od3jl8m]

Ywo

[@aurorasandsadprose3977]

same

[@kittykatk8]

omg I died at that bit

[@Boorocks78]

omg daniel

[@agreenpar]

Phil offering to share custody of his Far'fectched. I'm gonna cry.

[@trinidydae]

dOnT cRy Just kidding I'm not that annoyi- CRAFT

[@trinidydae]

***** I KnOw RiGhT Im LiKe JiM cArREy

[@Aya-kt2ou]

+Addict With a pen i must admit ur profile pic makes your comment 10 times funnier

[@trinidydae]

Twentyønepiløts Ø xD |-/

[@sophieblack5534]

DONT CRY, CRAFT

[@tiredyetsoft]

"I got moist for you phil tell me you like it" I swear he reminds me of my best friend good lord

[@liyah.]

Sam Johnson 🤣

[@kriaallison]

damn lucky

[@TheToastIsBurnt]

great now I feel lonely ...

[@lowkeyasella]

Same-

[@hahaha7886]

Im lonely lol

[@gracerobinson5801]

dan stopping and talking to ants is my new favorite thing

[@rat-in-the-void]

4:24

[@kyocera1618]

Timsal thank you

[@mi-nie]

"I got moist for you, Phil. Tell me you like it." "I love it."

[@kurohimechan2189]

WHEN

[@user-pk8fp5dl3w]

XD

[@famillyjewels]

11:05

[@naegiplush]

"Oh look its taylor swift" i screamed so loud that me and my sister had to hide from my mom

[@naegiplush]

Nevdrmind screamed again when dan named his vaporeon vape

[@majo2333]

watching his straight hair turning to his hobbit hair it's just beautiful, i can't

[@zoelewis3116]

Same

[@talia8245]

his hair curly is so amazing, i dont understand why he doesn't like it

[@love01007]

Ikr it looks nice like that ;o;

[@laurenquickert9281]

The struggles of curly hair, it's curly you hate it, if it's straight it just goes curly. For my graduation I straightened my hair basically used an entire bottle of hairspray and but the end of the night it was all curly again. It's legit the worst.

[@evebanks6584]

Yep ikr I love Dan so much AND his hobbit hair

[@sarahannelise]

and they never made another pokemon go video... dan never cosplayed as the pokemon trainer

[@the_emo_666]

Sarah Annelise GOD FREAKING DAN IT! Dan you BUTT TROLL

[@manasvi6960]

Phil is sick and he still looks good this isn't fair

[@sinkdishes]

A H A

[@cerisewoodson7922]

**facepalms** I never look good

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Monsoon Magic cause hes perfect

[@anavybluemystery3486]

ikr hes so cute

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Oof

[@ParawhoreReckless]

so Phil gave Dan his phone to film this while he stayed in the hotel dying now that is trust and it's incredibly adorable

[@insanespiders]

BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE

[@alexclarke207]

Lizzie_Styles ‘best friends’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sinkdishes]

Bel I would trust my friend...for about 3 minutes

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Lizzie_Styles “best friends” ;) ;) ;)

[@keiraflowers-bate3546]

Ikr I can't even trust my friend to look after my food

[@CinnamonToastyOffic]

One of the many, many things i love about Dan is that he's not afraid to vlog. Like yeah, he's a little insecure bean but that wont stop him from yelling at a camera in a huge city.

[@jessica-ls3tc]

he sweat so much that his hobbit hair appeared

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

Jessica YOU'RE. EVERYWHERE. But yes he got moist for Phil.

[@finetrash5553]

Jessica is a Messica you little shit lmao

[@Agnes-cb3oe]

Jesus christ you really scare me

[@raycantspellsorry1956]

Herro Herro sista

[@elise235]

WE MEET AGAIN

[@rosalyntiangco3021]

I love how Dan is using Phil's phone to film his phone while he's playing the game PHONECEPTION

[@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8]

Don't worry Dan, I live in Hong Kong and it's been almost half a year and i still haven't got a farfetch'd.

[@enfys3587]

Jonathan Nicholls me too

[@alicechan7569]

Jonathan Nicholls I live in HK too and I got one at home😂😂

[@jackie_0825]

😂I got one when I was studying at home

[@emilychau8098]

I got one in the bathroom at home xD

[@MYPADDEDROOM5150]

I can't seem to find one there anywhere!

[@dudududu2520]

8:25 Omg when he said " Oh look flamingos!" He sounded like Phil omg

[@laurendarcy4924]

Sans Swag omg he does

[@greyswallow7076]

Sans Swag Oh man....you're Phil-sensing skillz is on point😏😏😜😜

[@rei.glynne]

Sans Swag HA! I KNOW RIGHT.

[@merlijnaaldenberg9955]

Sans Swag holy shit you are right, it's so creepy 😂😂 if Phil wasn't sick and he was by Dan than it will never came up into my mind that Dan said that 😂

[@em_07]

Sans Swag Omg he does

[@vangoghsdaughter6947]

dan was trying to give those ants a damn existential crisis

[@poperley]

Isn't anybody going to talk about the fact that he called the snake Tayloe Swift?!😂😂

[@oreomonogatari]

Jesus Christ I was quite proud of my Pokemon collection until I saw Dan's collection :(

[@oreomonogatari]

And how do get a successful spin throw every time? I find the spinning ones really difficult >.

[@jansutherland8647]

Me too... I don't even know why i watch these it just makes me jelly of dans pokemon

[@wizardywaffles7707]

+oreomonogatari I know right ?? That's why I don't do the spin because I miss like every time I do

[@ashlynjackson5640]

my best is 300 co and half the pokemon in this I don't have. I was so happy to get a psyduck

[@Aprildiamonds123]

HE WAS SO SICK OF MAGIC CARPS AND I JUST GOT MY FIRST ONE YESTERDAY

[@beanstalkyaass]

Dan can you keep your hair like that forever and not straighten it? Sincerely, -the phandom

[@only1tacynne]

+

[@pringlebingle]

I love it

[@LiraDraculea]

yesss

[@sarah_colleen1330]

yep

[@CJ-cz3hv]

it looks so good

[@onlyangel1109]

Dan: *Complains about sweat* Also dan: *has jumper on*

[@doovy486]

WAS DESPERATELY WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THIS. THANK U.

[@grumpyfroggy8247]

8:10

[@z7n9j]

as someone who lives in hk, wearing a jumper during the day in august is suicide

[@luana4374]

dan: phil is just gonna laugh at me, isn’t he? he’s just gonna cough and laugh at me phil’s reaction when dan didn’t catch a farfetch’d: oh noo! you can share my farfetch’d! what a pure and precious boi

[@kayrose6670]

I guess Dans plans were a little Farfetche'd

[@gracecarrolyn4493]

This pun is under-appreciated

[@bababadookdookdook]

👏👏👏

[@fangirltmurphy9998]

PUNZ

[@jiminsidekookie2018]

you played yourself. congrats

[@jub4843]

too soon

[@Isaac-iu6bx]

Ok i have wavy hair and when ur hair is wavy its legit SO CUTE..i know 1 yt comment wont convince u but...my god its so lovely......

[@Isaac-iu6bx]

"Phil is an instinct kinda guy" YES EXACTLY!! Also dan is definitely valor soooo

[@Isaac-iu6bx]

Dan and phil and their adopted child, farfetch'd

[@flynnlee1494]

dan is so not a valor, he's 100% mystic

[@joaniespaulding6667]

+kriahfox yeah he is such a valor I was actually surprised he chose mystic

[@niamhmccarthy5249]

Really. He kinda looks cute but he also looks kinda like a poodle.

[@MSadamgasm]

Dan: HONG KONG IS SO HUMID 80% *one year later* Dan: in SINGAPORE embracing his curls at 100% humidity YES

[@ellieisdrowning2843]

5 years of watching Dan yet she's so calm, even if I watched Dan for a week I would -kidnap- hug him

[@houdini9739]

ellieisdrowning I’ve watched him for less than a week and I would completely freak

[@kriaallison]

....the mental image of an almost-six-foot guy being dragged around the street by a smol fan...

[@vdmchar]

"oh my god it's taylor swift, exposed" i choked

[@vdmchar]

the shADE

[@lucytcarrasco]

Chvrlotte i love taylor but that was hilarious

[@_skye._.cloude_5442]

I’m cackling

[@linnea1032]

Chvrlotte I literally read this just as Dan said it

[@octoabby]

no it’s james charles

[@sydney5811]

"I got moist for you" *face palm* Dan why. Why. You literally just-- Why. DAN

[@the-niknak]

I know...so many moist jokes XD

[@hobisunshine2981]

I don't think that they can go a single video without at least one innuendo 😹😹😹

[@britterthecritter4531]

M o i s t

[@erinpower5210]

HAHAHAHA that's literally what I was thinking

[@joerizosorio3682]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@phansgrande5813]

"oh look flamingo's, they used to be my favorite animal when I was a kid bUT YOU ARE NOT THE BIRD IM LOOKING FOR TODAY" idk why but that cracked me up💀

[@amateurartistmessups4042]

“Does your queen care about you as much as you care about you?” Says the British with a queen

[@bluestar7973]

Dan looked absolutely beautiful in this video.

[@salma1111]

Bluestar797 when does he not though 😂😂

[@natalijaj3309]

ikr i was like 😻😻😻😻

[@korajanel]

i thought you were gonna say absolutely smitten i'm such dodie trash

[@tweetyhowlter2419]

Idk._ Nia Phil is beautiful, but why cant she praise Dan without praising Phil? Phil's just as amazing as Dan but i see "omg Phil is so cute" and no one comments things like what you commented.

[@Martin-gd1fq]

Tweety Howlter WELP HERE U ARE AGAIN

[@s.bcookiegamer4324]

When dan said "Wait a sec wait a sec" ALL OF A SUDDEN A AD POPPED UP WHY

[@tana1641]

Same!

[@ilovejadenyuki]

S.B Cookie Gamer same

[@ghostysnakier]

Same, I was like, "Are you shitting me right now?"

[@hannah-qx5ck]

SAMEE

[@SassySoda]

Get KZbin adblock. It's a life saver

[@enlunetic]

was i the only one mouthing "pHiL lEsTEr yOU'rE a gEniUs" at the endscreen yes ok i'll leave now

[@lilyn.5342]

OMG I WAS TOOOOOO

[@scarletmills752]

Me to

[@thatsliterallyme3080]

you aren't alone

[@bluetarget5411]

Does anyone still want to see them go on a Pokemon go adventure? I'm waiting for dans cosplay

[@annika2174]

3:06 this is gonna be an attractive video Me: ya DAAAAAAMN RIGHT IT IS

[@BellaPigeon1]

Maybe you're sweating because you're wearing black pants and a damn sweatshirt, Daniel.

[@BellaPigeon1]

Oops just saw the tshirt thing- at least wear a black tshirt. Free those arms, boi.

[@sanwioe]

he's wearing black shorts ahah

[@nat-bx9vo]

+BellaPigeon1 'free those arms, boi' yep me

[@hollygooch6218]

My thoughts exactly

[@robinboring]

YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT

[@Emily-om6sp]

Dan: **complaining about heat and humidity** Also Dan: **is wearing a hoodie**

[@chloeharlan4713]

same

[@spirallingandpoetry]

"These are not the birds I'm looking for." Obi-Dan Howellnobi.

[@katiweiss8990]

Omg yesss😂

[@tarsun]

Dan : "I got moist for you tell me you like it Phill !" Phill : "I love it"

[@hoeforsehun254]

nt snazzy **Phil not Phill DON'T TRIGGER ME

[@tarsun]

frank iero is pretty rad ahaha I guess I spend a LOT of my time fangirling over my OTPs lmao

[@tristynliu5633]

who's phill? i only know phil

[@mirrorocean]

thank you

[@torifurman9608]

"There you go you needy little shit" - Dan

[@torifurman9608]

I got moist for you phill tell me you like it-Dan

[@CaptainSoftboy501]

i died XD

[@gooey391]

"I love it"- Phil

[@Brianna58321]

They're so married

[@yuan9744]

"I love it"*was that an example or a reaction*

[@styx1137]

Ok but where did Dan get his sweater??

[@styx1137]

Nevermind it's $1,265

[@azaleacelest6063]

Where was it from 😂

[@lucasjensen7668]

Azalea Celest its A vetement hoodie

[@caitypage9796]

The same one is on wish :3

[@martinabowie]

WHY THE HELL ARE VETEMENTS SO EXPENSIVE

[@AR-pc8rf]

Dan: Phil’s just gonna laugh at me... *a few seconds later* Phil: Aww, oh no!

[@jumpstreetdepp]

'I got moist for you, Phil, tell me you love it' -dan 2016

[@yes-eg2ib]

Dan: does your queen care about you as much as you care about her Me: I DONT KNOW DANIEL DOES SHE

[@taliafore1578]

I snorted

[@donoirawan7352]

"wait a sec, wait a sec" *ad*

[@katgrey2003]

dono irawan me too

[@fellowhuffelpuffphandommem9522]

dono irawan OH MY GOD SAME

[@barrythebee6629]

dono irawan me too. *sigh*

[@animeeti]

dono irawan same

[@plestrange511]

SAME

[@keirakirkbride2999]

Drink every time you hear the word *moist*

[@spacetrashpile7199]

Tasty Phandwich Time to get drunk! Or hydrated, seeing as I am 12.

[@thornycartier]

Tasty Phandwich My life is in shambles so imma take some tequila shots

[@ellie_needs_sleep5575]

i think i’d get alcohol poisoning

[@jasper_antares]

@@ellie_needs_sleep5575 i love ur profile pic XD

[@kyliewallace9822]

"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you like it" OH MY GOD

[@Roozyj]

That exactly

[@jasminemae9749]

What time was that

[@solidogahi]

Same

[@leahphantomhive1956]

What time?

[@parkhyomi07]

+Leah Phantomhive +Heather Gray Around 11:13 or so

[@ameliagrabanski8064]

I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT LOOK AT HOW CLOSE THEY SLEEP WHAT WHAT MY HEART ANYONE ELSE

[@inphinity_phan6576]

I KNOW HELP MEE

[@tat7420]

yES CRIES

[@kyriaanderson6564]

Same

[@sharingiskaren]

+Kylee Anderson chill. she was making a phangirl joke.

[@angelsoobin]

+twenty øne smøl beans *it

[@noashinar9093]

"I got moist for you phil tell me you love it" "I love it"

[@annmakuma7696]

I literally saw a flamingo today... and I called it an ostrich. Take this moment to judge me

[@mokow2991]

Anne Matical 😂

[@sksury3067]

Omg I need to know where you got your profile pic. Please!

[@mckaylam848]

Anne Matical *my sister confuses peacocks and flamingos...*

[@clownloki7782]

Well, you made me laugh 😂

[@emjay600]

Once I called a piano a saxophone. In a piano festival. In front of a huge group of people. I’ve been playing the piano for 10 years, which is almost my whole life.

[@chris_canned_bread]

Dan please keep your hobbit hair, literally *everyone* loves it

[@nyancat5157]

Either way he looks nice (still like the hobbit hair thought...).

[@ib24]

Yessssssss

[@elenagoss6725]

AGREED

[@MirraHays]

I do too, but it's his hair after all haha

[@blackk_rose_]

but he doesn't, so he should do what he likes

[@ronan7036]

I enjoy wavy haired Dan, its as straight as him.

[@ranncarlos]

*slow clap*

[@0ddlungz751]

Best...just-best. I just...I just can't I'm justmmmhmm yeah I just. Fabulous mmhm, yeah I can't just..-yeah. Mmmmm best

[@grimking8652]

XD That's great 👌👍

[@nicoletwnsend]

XD LOL

[@astral-xd5zi]

same 😺 meow

[@mikaelariggan4733]

The weirdest throwback thing about this video is when Dan went into the shopping center and no one had a mask 😂

[@ireadtoomanybooks]

That is exactly what I thought. He just walked into the shopping centre. Pre-corona times were wild!

[@tara9531]

I lowkey need another pokemon go video in the year of our lord 2024

[@crybabyatthetwentyonephand4409]

is it just me or is dan adorable when his hair curls?only me who thinks that?ok. *leaves room*

[@AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA]

My twenty-one romance Nah pretty much everyone thinks that

[@juleselu]

wish granted son

[@janebrenninkmeyer5106]

welcome to 2017

[@jujuvaldez7896]

No its everyone xD

[@eel000]

no.

[@erintrue9473]

"I got moist for you, Phil. Tell me you like it"

[@violaberry413]

Nothing is clean anymore

[@afrahm7167]

😂😂

[@nariosaur5061]

Roses are red Violets are blue Tatinof was lit, I got moist for you Phil Tell me you like it

[@nicolee9580]

PHIL SAID "I LOVE IT"

[@yourlocalphantrashcan3158]

Woooooow

[@alysah1308]

Aw I wanna give Phil a hug whenever he's sick it's so sad

[@sascha2689]

"there you go, ya needy little shit." awh dan i can see how much you love phil. so sweet.

[@elizabethg7954]

When Dan says oh my god its my aesthetic

[@chattagurl]

Dan maybe you didn't get the Farfetch'd because the universe is trying to tell you to have tours in Asian countries 😉😉😉

[@inspireddirectioner]

Melina Wee I'm looking at you, Dan and Phil. Come to Malaysia!!!!

[@FiishLin]

I wished they come to Malaysia too.. :'(

[@Grace-os3jl]

Ariana Ng, Fiish Lin I heard my motherland... Hey guys!

[@asianangel1905]

OMG I FOUND MALAYSIAN PHAMILY. YASSS

[@FiishLin]

Sharon's Grace hey.. :)

[@placetobe_1]

i miss pokemon go, what a strange time in internet history

[@mimiHTcat]

dan is so melodramatic fjcsdkicng

[@briantruong8836]

Look at them, separating there beds so it looks like they didn't sleep together

[@rileyharrison2261]

lmao

[@rainbowzombeh11232]

That's what I was thinking!!! I'm like OMG THEY PUSHED THE BEDS TOGETHER THEN PULLED THEM APART A TIIIINNYY BIT 😂

[@LucyGhosts]

omg sameee

[@miafeys]

They probably didn't sleep together. I assume they got a room with two single beds for a reason.

[@margaux3234]

Y'all need to chill

[@anxiousagain8193]

He said "Wait a sec" and an AD appeared.... WHAT IS MY LIFE

[@katiejones8831]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one that caught that. 😂

[@saccharine6562]

OMG SAME LIKE, WTF

[@samanthasanchez2366]

SAME LOL

[@macystevens1316]

SAME

[@haleslyons]

SAME

[@ssahar.g]

I appreciate that Dan and Phil fans are very calm whenever they meet them. If I ever saw one of them in the street i would litterally rush towards them and start screaming and fangirling.

[@officiallyizzy7846]

‘I got the plague’- hiTs dIfFereNT iN 2020 hUh?

[@its_caraina4943]

did anyone else notice how much of a giant Dan looked like compared to everyone else?

[@thornycartier]

Its_Caraina Tall people

[@sksury3067]

Dan & Phil are the tallest people I idles -and call Dad-

[@LKTMonster]

Theyre posting so frequently I don't know what to do with all of these videos

[@LKTMonster]

Also that T Swift joke

[@aimeecortez5899]

+Dilrard I didn't get it, can you explain it to me? 😂

[@ArtemisMoon12]

T Swift lied about knowing Kanye West wrote about her in 'Famous' and played the victim card at the Grammys- then Kim K called her a snake (with numerous snake emojis on twitter) and a liar and released a video of Taylor saying the song was "really good" and she'd "tell people I was in on the joke". I mean I love Tay but it was really underhanded of her to do that. So when Dan catches the Ekans, he's referring to her as a Snake- hence the "Exposed" right after catching it.

[@user-mq5mk4rl7c]

+Hello Hello he was calling her a snake

[@laux136]

+Hello Hello t swift is a snake

[@gaiane4783]

Remember when this was the newest and biggest 'Curly hair Dan' omggg the old days

[@adrianagr7264]

It's impossible to see the last seconds without hearing in my head : PHIL LESTER ,YOU'RE A GENIUS

[@mari-tg9bs]

Your trying to catch Pokemon in Asia? Isn't that a little far fetched? I'm so sorry

[@thephandomawakens1591]

Llama Drama Gaming132 budum tts

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

Llama Drama Gaming132 **slow claps**

[@libztarr89]

Llama Drama Gaming132 so bad!

[@ladykaya7330]

Sorry *you're

[@vidoublex5417]

Savage Suga really army

[@666ozark]

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE IF DAN EVER CAME TO SINGAPORE IMAGINE HIS HAIR AGLKSHXH

[@kimberlykoh9801]

phanic at the horizon |-/ sg squad :)👋🏼

[@leila-om5tx]

+phil's eyelash your name XD

[@vibecheck6473]

phanicatthehorizon get dapgo

[@06shadow]

dubai lol

[@seregelo5447]

phanicatthehorizon Oh wow. He'd get heatstroke

[@poppyhodgson7529]

*”Stairs, stairs forever stairs!”* Me everyday in secondary school.

[@alinaramos8908]

"Does your queen care about you as much as you care about her?" says the British person

[@livyn.9770]

this comment 😂

[@TallMist]

Dan vs Farfetch'd: Dawn of Stairs

[@ibarawithagun]

xD

[@TheamazingMrsStyles]

THIS

[@melonpie33]

Oml

[@yourlocalphantrashcan3158]

Wot

[@yourlocalphantrashcan3158]

XD

[@princesscomplex6288]

"oh my god it's taylor swift" I died lmao

[@kassandramarroquin2436]

When?

[@nietts]

2:10

[@Sonameee]

Lmao

[@Cat-nk2yb]

I really hope she doesn't get this video deleted

[@chxrry04]

same

[@Markgivemethezucc]

Sometimes I come back to this video to feel something

[@violetmenace6245]

When you live in Hong Kong and you relate to everything in this video...and shit your pants from laughing.

[@cassandragough6471]

Does anyone else think Dan looks pretty good with his wavy hair?

[@the_emo_666]

Cassandra Gough and then he leaves he hair curly

[@imhereandimqueer6928]

Well I'm from the future and it's fricken amazing

[@slamminsalmon147]

Honey you've got a big storm comin' *clicks*

[@lividender838]

little did you know

[@nellwilliams1779]

well...

[@spacenub3960]

dan: i got moist for you phil me: *eternally screams*

[@onesimplefeather5948]

“There you go, you needy little shit” Literally my teacher talking to my class

[@haileyel1247]

dan: ‘hong kong is the most humid place i’ve ever been’ me, living there for almost sixteen years, and still sweats buckets every time summer rolls around: *laughs in sadness*

[@g.3406]

Dan is such a drama queen I'm laughing

[@iamnotkat1864]

g. *"WHATS THE POINT OF MEETING ANY OF YOU IF YOU CANT TELL ME WHERE A FARFETCHED IS HONESTLY!"*

[@user-gf6xb1xl8g]

I HOPE PHIL'S OKAY

[@julia-roses]

Spoiler alert: he is

[@yoonglie]

oh 2016, you never fail to remind me how half the planet was obsessed with pokemon go

[@ama-nwo]

phil’s little “aww” at 11:01 just gets me every time

[@narutosraman]

Dan; *Shows Ekans* "Oh my god its Taylor Swift" But oh my gosh what if she sees this video lmao

[@naegiplush]

*and thats when i screamed yes danyul*

[@sovereignsrock]

This video will be taken down by Tay tays army within the next few hours

[@narutosraman]

***** Just like Shane's parody lmao

[@narutosraman]

***** And really? She don't know the our army then. No one can beat the phandom

[@lynkimaberin5956]

Taylor will be disappointed. She might throw away Dan's portrait of her.

[@AliciaChenaux]

Oh my god, why did my phone wait 6 minutes before telling me this video was up?! Betrayal, phone. Betrayal.

[@sianemily8308]

Same

[@jamiesprobablylying2914]

same

[@sharonovalle8423]

samee

[@tomatoglock]

sAme

[@syd8155]

same omf that bitch

[@pinkfedoras]

“It was literally sat right there, you bastard wha- *HOW MANY TISSUES DID YOU GET THROU-* “

[@lalalouroux]

You thought HK was moist? Wait till you get to the Philippines, Danny boye.

[@ag3174]

Dan is so different without Phil. Like he's more nerdy and ah

[@hylianwren]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how adorable Dan looks in this video \{^*^\}

[@hylianwren]

So kawaii

[@allitiger9538]

he looks adorable in every video tbh

[@kyra6669]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how adorable Dan looks always

[@hylianwren]

+Pandalover0302 Xoxo I'm so sorry I agree x3

[@itsjustme2265]

Yes, we can *closes eyes and appreciates dan's curly hair* 25 YEARS LATER *still appreciates dan's hair*

[@caffeinatedx]

phil wanting to share farfetch is so cute of him

[@scratcheseyeballs]

Dan: Hong Kong is the most humid place I've ever been.. me: **laughs in Philippines**

[@elielliott4426]

"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you like it." I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER

[@gabrielagaya1961]

OH GOOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICEDDDDD

[@sunswhispering506]

+Gabriela Gaya how could we not :D

[@Thomas-yc6gn]

I literally watched that part as I read your comment

[@potatosack4188]

lmao samee

[@kachow4778]

Same

[@rachaelgates3382]

Dan you're wearing a sweatshirt while complaining about the heat and humidity. WTF? lol

[@rachaelgates3382]

Oops haha at least you mentioned the craziness. :D

[@0ceanSauc3]

"does your queen care about you as much about you as you care about her" is a powerful line in 2020

[@fluffee_pancaakes]

Omf Dan's hair is just

[@roselalonde5046]

Mathias Køhler hetalians unite