dan vs phil: who's more jealous?

who will win the jealousy jousting?
(for the anon on tumblr who requested a jealous dan compilation, thank you for the request! i hope this is okay) also please don't take this seriously im begging please please please this is so dumb please
- i chose my favourite moments, im sorry if your fave didn't make it in, im sure there's a compilation for you out there
- i know the sticker dan should be on the other side of the board but that clip was too perfect not to use
- thank you to all the phandom archivists (in depth bants, oqua, phanshows, phan trash 2, Daddy Daniels, amazingphanonfire and the bbc lmao) who saved all the old content and the livestreams from which i took some clips and to dnpbeats on tumblr who helped me find a few of them :)

[@silverfoxphil]

I chose my favourite moments, I'm sorry if your favourite didn't make it in, I'm sure there's a video for you out there. thank you for watching :)

[@arey2137]

Dan is the biggest loser of idgaf war

[@bootsnobody4712]

I think we all knew who was gonna win this one

[@ambearh]

omg the eye roll on the coincidence not involving him but smiling on the one with him is INSANE

[@qvfjsdh.1856]

the biggest hypocrite

[@Sam-qv8dq]

coincidences are only ok if its him and phil

[@basilstorm9461]

I love their jokes about being swingers except Dan is SO SALTY every time another person is mentioned 😅

[@MsSchneewante]

and I bet Dan's the one who suggested it

[@giannabarbee]

4:16 someone save everyone at BBCR1 who tried to make friends with Phil and had to face Dan's horrible vibes as a consequence 😭

[@arcade3198]

bro died in the idgaf war

[@internetfairy888]

i wonder how Dan sit through Phil scrolling through that slide show of that hot doctor lol

[@cici1474]

idk how he didn’t get pissed tf off

[@stillaphannie6632]

with lots of eyerolls

[@Abby-pc8ig]

maybe being parasocially raised by the avid loser of the idgaf war is why i turned out the way i did

[@Elix90]

Oh no! You should try to take after Phil more. Super co dependent of course, but still the better option of your two parasocial father figures.

[@absolutegarbage4582]

"I feel like im talking about him like hes my lover" "Oh who-" bro wasted NO time 😭

[@fatterhorner]

Another instance of Dan making a masterful recovery after Phil says something he shouldn't have

[@piper0616]

that radio moment of Molly and Phil and Dan is so painful to sit through omg Dan’s sad face

[@amydicristoforo1414]

Nah 1:25 was actually WILD not only Dans internal panic but Phil was so incredibly uncomfortable constantly checking on Dans reaction like “uh oh” 😂

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

No actually tho. I think every couple recognises the looks phil was giving

[@anto_lalii]

“Why did I do that lol?🤣” “Idk, why *did* you do that…?🙂” Dan was NOT hiding it holy shit💀

[@shivanixdesai]

phil forever winner of idgaf war... dan the forever loser

[@bumblebeebowie]

dan lives with his youtube crush ofc hes going to lose the idgaf war

[@marcrisflores]

this is the only dan vs phil that dan deserves to win

[@judewatts6942]

Dan will forever lose the idgaf by the pure fact he keeps letting Phil win on things that he didnt deserve winning at like a true simp

[@Sam-qv8dq]

“😟😟😟…..so there we go molly from the saturdays”

[@atinyofficial]

Ooh that one on the radio is painful 😭😭

[@dandi7812]

Which one??

[@atinyofficial]

@@dandi7812 where they’re talking about that girl living with Phil😭

[@miko_0020]

dan's face was KILLING me

[@lininacrowne1941]

"I don't know. Why did you do that?" 🤨🔪 4:12

[@Elix90]

Wow, that sure is something Dan said, huh. Wild that was just on the radio.

[@ThePhandomMenace]

I'm DYING at "I'm going to get Megan Fox surgery ON MY fAcE 😢" how have I never seen this 💀

[@shmimu8602]

this was more of a clarification rather than a question …

[@manu_cnt]

bro never stood a chance

[@NAKOYAH]

I remember that interview where they were interviewing this blonde guy who was talking about going to a sauna with phil and dan immediately went "it's because he doesn't wanna go to a sauna with you" 😭😭its SO obvious who loses

[@enouementl]

oh yea! that was tom odell lmao

[@Kieryan001]

1:12 The instant "oh sh!t, i could lose my man" face that dan made was hilarious

[@sofiax888]

+ the clip of them doing that interview and dan goes ‘it’s because he doesn’t want to go on a date with you’ about phil hahaha

[@annamaria9392]

You literally read my mind I’ve been waiting for someone to do a compilation because Dan is really not winning the idgaf war 😭

[@cherhorowitch47]

the pj one omfg😭

[@truzhee]

I feel bad for him bro has never won the idgaf war

[@blushingwillowtree6800]

Yeah but if I was Dan I would 100% be losing the idgaf war over Phil too 😅

[@psm7990]

3:25 my jaw literally dropped, bro I swear to god

[@emmafromfriends]

all the radio show ones are crazy like dan was fighting for his life in the bbcr1 studio 😭 (ALSO HI IT'S ME EMMA DNPBEATS 👯‍♀ this was so slay im happy to have been of service

[@silverfoxphil]

HI!! im glad you liked it! YOU're incredibly slay, your detective skills and memory are INSANE, thank you so much for helping me find those videos!!

[@jetsandchains]

omg i follow you on tumblr LOL

[@emmafromfriends]

@@jetsandchains OMG what's your url i'll follow u back :D

[@pigeondance]

the cactus clip 😂😂😂

[@NAKOYAH]

3:24 the most honest dan has ever been😭

[@moalofgrenandersson]

”why dont u just go out with him”

[@oliverhatesgoogle9657]

Dans the biggest gay for phil and his jealousy is what has made it THE most obvious over the years

[@jf9144]

Why is the dan being jealous popping my feed. The sadness spiral Dan gets is heartbreaking

[@luzelenaserrano1236]

The compilation we all needed 😭 Tho it WAS obvious what the answer was hahahahahjsjsjd

[@emmauwoo]

The clip at 1:12 is so insane 😭😭😭

[@akshyar599]

The way i knew who would win just looking at the title but still had to watch the whole video 😂

[@jademoonplans]

We all knew this, he's still Phil trash #1

[@laceyy7144]

dan is never winning the idgaf war

[@NarutoFanGirl753]

3:30 f a s h i o n

[@ashlyn_1424]

babe wake up new silverfoxphil vid just dropped !!

[@snowtigerko]

he's so sassy im screaming 💀

[@suazim1494]

i love how i know the answer but i am still here watching the whole thing

[@kittiecandy747]

never forget the girl in prague

[@jumies4056]

1:37 he’s so silly for that one lmfaooo. your compilations are some of my favorites ❤

[@ghostie6618]

hell yeah this is like my favourite dan and phil bit amazing compilation !!!

[@silverfoxphil]

thank you, I'm happy you liked it! same, the jealousy bit is so good, I hope Dan never stops leaning into it

[@yashmindeoliveira4392]

behold the swingers

[@basil7342]

this video is art

[@Amylovelove]

Damn I felt bad seeing all the clips together cause I am exactly like Dan 😭 Phil needs to get jealous too once in a while

[@bie_00]

1:15 that's actually so sad i would hate to be dan or phil in that situation 💀

[@SOLmeMAYBE]

help i'm gonna need links or titles of the videos to each and everyone of these clips because dan losing the idgaf war is hilarious

[@jessicariley2985]

I read the title and the answer was clear

[@natalieclaire6047]

And it’s always Dan

[@hippityhoppitybleblebleb2236]

Look. I know they're just 'roomates' BUT HOLY GOD DAN CANNOT HIDE SHIT HE'S SO AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS EVERYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CompleteAndOtterBrainrot]

the number of times ive replayed this omfg

[@hyung7ine]

I CANT STOP GRINNING THROUGHOUT THE VIDEOOOOO OH MY GODDDDD UVE COMPILED ALL THE MOMENTS SO NICELYYYYYYYYY AND THE ENDING IS JUST SO PERFECT IM GIGGLING CACKING KICKING MY FEETTTT

[@anisacares]

This was cinematic, thank you ❤

[@leosparkflame]

Omg hi sliverfoxphil!! This is such a funny compliation. Love how most of it was just the game of life lol😂

[@silverfoxphil]

hello :)! yeah the fake spouses really bother them lmaoo

[@unsaltedtoast]

is this even a question dan is so going to win

[@honeyswann]

A lot of these make me cringe so much for Dan 💀 Like please Dan, you’re dying in the IDGAF wars!!

[@starlight444]

The sticker lmaoooo cherry on top

[@freerangerudy]

AW this is missing the jealous phil "dan loves chan" moment!! but yeah dan gafs too much 💀

[@jamiesihyunseong1527]

he was genuinely tweaking at 1:27 ksdjlkjlsajd

[@anamjinxx739]

there are fights were there's am obvious winner and Dan had this one the bag

[@lesters_cult]

dan just like me😭😭😭😭😭

[@aurorascott205]

the second clip im alr crying laughing

[@sophiaramirez2317]

you forgot the one with Phil & Alyssa on the toys r us store

[@CoffeeQueen03]

I am Dan and Dan is me

[@Sam-qv8dq]

Omg you found that audio! Where is it from? I saw your post on tumblr lol😂

[@silverfoxphil]

yes, dnpbeats found it! it's from the stereo live lounging llamas :)

[@Sam-qv8dq]

@@silverfoxphil thank youuu

[@carrotcake6987]

1:20 is crazy 😭

[@SmolConi]

dnp compilation videos showing on my tl, we are so back🫂