Dan Vs Phil UV Paint Special

[@thomascampbell350]

"That was erotic." "I'm happy with that."-Dan

[@JennaBanana]

I was literally screaming

[@trashyphanatic8191]

+panic! at the phandom SAME ASDFGHJKL

[@sydneystxne9357]

MWKSISJSNW WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@icecremecanon730]

Madyson Reed Adgftdhgvdg

[@kuskuus1]

When he say that?

[@meitnerium5691]

DANNY IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NECK EXAM

[@ambermichaela8911]

Thank you for this comment

[@persononline3314]

You majestic little shit.

[@BlaBlaBla093]

+SillySweetheart Reading this with phil's voice

[@rm-09]

I love you

[@yolandatai6650]

+Phandom! At the disco yoooo phan and p!atd

[@orbtii7925]

Dan "stop doing it in my open mouth" Phil (laughs) Dan "that was in my mouth" Phil "how did it taste?" Omfg

[@softiejace]

phil is the one with the dirty mind i swear, he just hides it behind an innocent face UGH THE LIL SHIT i cant

[@grgttt]

that's it. Phil is a shota.

[@elisak.1227]

IKR!!! phil you sneaky little shit we know it

[@marijke313]

Contouring, phil did the same with the blindfolded makeup challenge from red nose day!!😂

[@cateaaia9004]

ThatOtherVlogger DUN DUN DUN wooo wooo wooooooooooo

[@nymphie6358]

Well obviously Phil's specialty is contouring

[@nymphie6358]

FOB MCR P!ATD BMTH PHAN TROYLER ok here we go 1)fall out boy 2)my chemical romance 3)panic! At the disco 4)? 5)dan and phil (obviously) 6)Tyler Oakley and troy 😁

[@cateaaia9004]

Freya Carter YASSS! ILY!!! the 4th is BRING ME THE HORIZON lolol

[@cateaaia9004]

Freya Carter FUCK YEE!

[@BeaTheBear28]

it's so creepy, it's like 2 demons making sexual innuendos

[@danielacasablanca342]

XD

[@skylamoreno]

Hahaha

[@emilycaroline2613]

+BeaTheBear lol

[@tabbycatbones9588]

It's cool though

[@Sentientmatter8]

I mean, that's Dan and Phil sans body paint also.

[@shelbymadison4185]

This is so kinky...... like, painting another person's body has to be intimate, and slightly sexual Idk, it's 1 am. I'm tired but I can't sleep.

[@falconloverisback9024]

+Shelby Madison I read a phanfiction on this

[@brendacastaneda5783]

+falcon lover is back what's it called?

[@falconloverisback9024]

+Brenda Daniela (ohitsilvolo) kawaii-kanai.tumblr.com/post/80302512226/the-softest-canvas You're welcome :3

[@falconloverisback9024]

***** omg are you a bro too? lol i have risen from the dead

[@erin230]

This reminds me of a party i went to *shudders* i had to leave because too many sexually frustrated people painting eachother.

[@samantha8929]

Deliberately painting Phil's nipples wasn't your straightest moment, Dan.

[@kainovember]

Lmfao

[@icocodee0402]

Neither was his coming out video

[@toemad12]

@@icocodee0402 \○///○/

[@vicquinn3882]

ok wait did Dan just say: "No, you should be telling me to slow down and- and suck..."

[@sofisanz5863]

Vic Quinn yes he did XD

[@chritsna]

+Vic Quinn whERE

[@chritsna]

+Vic Quinn okay nevermind i found it i fucking found it

[@Spookyzucci]

+Vic Quinn he in fact did

[@alyssafengler4636]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID

[@jaydonross1407]

Contouring seems to be Phil's favorite word no matter the video doesn't it? xD

[@copycat.killer]

Yup!

[@ashc3504]

Gives him an excuse to touch Dan's neck lol

[@noelbrockett5295]

"You should be telling me to slow down" Dan are you actually serious

[@parakeetwuvs]

Babe, listen to it again,he said "slow down and suck". Which, honestly, is exponentially funnier. XD

[@elisak.1227]

To slow down.. and.. suck DUDE

[@CharityHammans]

parakeetwuvs That was exactly what I heard...holy shit x'D

[@lorenzamarzolla]

Why does Dan always have to use the word "EROTIC" whenever he and Phil do something that acquires physical touching. Is2g it's like he's not even trying.

[@stalememeguy]

dan: actually tries phil: makes dan look like an acid trip

[@ashc3504]

XD true

[@shelbypaisley4201]

This video is only unsettling due to the fact that I can't see their fricking eyes. Stare into the black abyss Susan. Everything will be okay.

[@rossomegirlbay5275]

IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

[@olihoseoktm5338]

+RossomeGirlBay Don't cry... CRAFT! (I had to😂)

[@somehowsnake7370]

boy you made me choke on my coffee

[@macelinejusuf4695]

2:22 look at dan's face, i know we can't see it well but we know whats happening

[@shippingtrash1146]

you can actually hear Dan gasp

[@noemie2840]

Phil knows

[@romiford7013]

O my

[@fato6474]

omfg

[@GothB_tch]

I just thought of a phan fic, kill me.

[@noelbrockett5295]

"Stop doing it in my open mouth" literally stop

[@VeronikaMackyK]

I'm In love with your username for some weird reasons XD

[@brodizzle3413]

Fifty Shades of Gay ''it tastes chalky'' daNyLU

[@TheSignalTower]

3:02 "That was erotic. I was happy with that" *chokes and flails on the ground*

[@heliosdelbrassine9281]

I was literally screaming

[@angelwinchester115]

literally me

[@crazyphangirlalert1169]

Phil just agreed as well xD

[@tehya2202]

me

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

+Hi or should I say Hey lol 2:22

[@juliahummel1893]

i just like how when phil started to paint on dan's neck, dan arched it up as if it felt good..........*cough cough plz dont pay attention to me and my pervy mind*

[@lewlavabra6811]

I noticed it too 0.0 it's like he's having a paintgasm or something... *proceeds to rewatch these few seconds over and over again*

[@juliahummel1893]

*watches it with you with a creepy smile on my face*

[@lewlavabra6811]

julia hummel hehehehehe.... I feel like such a perv jfc

[@juliahummel1893]

welp, it cant be helped! *laughs evilly*

[@Wikibig]

Looks more like he's scrunching up his face in pain haha

[@velvetgeorgia]

so many innuendos i cri

[@AL-zq8lj]

i want to see this in light

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

same

[@alejandrawhew8614]

I will never get over dans face when phil was painting his neck

[@GothB_tch]

THERE WAS A FUCKING MOAN TOO!! (LIKE A SEXUAL MOAN) AND I FUCKING ALMOST DIED!! MY FUCKING PHAN-SHIPPING HEART, STOMACH AND SOUL!! THE MOAN IS BARELY AUDIBLE BUT IT IS THERE

[@hanna_maria]

+ZombiePandaCan'tBeArsed I can't hear anything? ._. Why :C

[@alejandrawhew8614]

Or the fact that dan knows where phils nippel are

[@noahfreimuth1994]

+Alejandra 5sos lmao, everyone's nipples are in the same area

[@alejandrawhew8614]

+Noah Freimuth kill joy ;(

[@StarrTheWitch]

very hard to explain to the taxi driver or you could just walk ... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LIKE DAN AND PHIL WOULD GO FOR A WALK

[@epicbananas101]

2:20 I can not get over Dan's face when Phil touches his neck with the brush omfg my Phan feels

[@allie6824]

THE FEELS

[@chloelnd]

Omg :O thanks so much for pointing it out!

[@oliviamayo6639]

Its cause he doesn't like people touching his neck but don't let me stop you hoping BTW I ship phan

[@VeronikaMackyK]

The pheeeeeeeeels

[@VeronikaMackyK]

but using it "the turn on" spot for Dan?? :/

[@jennygamble3181]

When Phil was painting Dan's neck... He flinched and asked Phil "Oh what are you doing?" Phil: "Oh I'm just contouring." "JUST CONTOURING EH?" -Dan

[@voidbean]

You can see Dan visibly recoil when Phil touched his neck with the paintbrush. Gosh I love his sensitive neck.

[@NishatTasnimonedirection]

Phil sure does love the word 'conturing'

[@Imadisonproductions]

omg the catrific video XD

[@NishatTasnimonedirection]

SnazzyLlama YESS

[@SofaLoveseat]

HAVE YOU SEEN TH MAKEUP VIDEO

[@EmilyP]

0:52 Did Dan say "you should be telling me to slow down and, and suck" ??WTF

[@taramckinney348]

+Emily P I'm pretty sure you're right... but I think he said, "You should be telling me to go down and suck....." Maybe dan is sending us a message...

[@moonnoom8574]

He said "You should tell me to slown down and I suck " like in the way he is bad at painting. stop with the erotic comments already.. gees -.-

[@lucyloom1088]

Weather it was slow down and suck or go down and suck, dan just made a ( gay ) phan innuendo and on top of that, he said it quietly , under his breath, so, it was supposed to be just for himself or phils ears :) I would like a anti to comment on this instead of no homo howell younow shows lol

[@vVox1]

A wild Gerard has appeared

[@cliquecat4973]

+Ira Vampira can't you read? Or hear? Someone already explained it, and it's actually really obvious what he said. Phil said he didn't know why he was helping and Dan said "You should be telling me to slow down... and suck." 'Suck' meaning be bad at painting. I ship them 100% but the phandom really needs to calm down with the "proof." I've seen way too many pictures and clips of "evidence" that aren't even real.

[@Jule1St11]

dan calling phil "dude" isin't gonna hide their homosexuality

[@icocodee0402]

Lelija45 yeah neither will his last video

[@aphze]

oh honey ohhh hon-ey

[@arianna2948]

i love this comment now

[@ShaniaGonzales]

just my favorite youtubers, painting eachother

[@ShaniaGonzales]

I thought this comment would never get +1s cuz i didn't put a lot of effort in it

[@superhumanlovescoco]

Shania Gonzales I would +1 it again, but it's at the perfect number right now, so I'm leaving it.

[@ShaniaGonzales]

Hera NightShade hahaha ok

[@tehya2202]

2012 dan is having a heart attack

[@lxvinglh8029]

fyi i like vagina

[@tehya2202]

PhanicAtTheTwentyOneCraftBabies Phansmutislife omg lmao

[@pumpkinspicebleach6961]

+PhanicAtTheTwentyOneCraftBabies Phansmutislife lmao

[@piercethefaylenn2521]

Nobody suspects a cabbie, just a back of a head, perfect advantage for a serial killer. Sherlock reference.

[@myja100]

So proud of myself that I got that one ahahah ^^

[@blackangel570]

+Reeya D. SAME

[@blackangel570]

+PierceTheFayLenn I LITERLLY AM WATCHING IT RN!!

[@bel414]

YASYASYAS

[@bluflavouredpudding]

You got me at cabbie, we stan

[@daniellatortorici3726]

WHEN PHIL TOUCHES DANS NECK DAN TRIES TO HOLD BACK A MOAN IT LOOKS LIKE OML

[@lovebotcalum]

daniella tortorici Dan hates it when people touch his neck.

[@daniellatortorici3726]

Melanie Ramirez yes i know that. im not new here. but when you see his face it looks like he enjoys it a little to much sooo

[@lovebotcalum]

daniella tortorici He didn't enjoy it,at all.

[@daniellatortorici3726]

Melanielovesyou ! okay listen idc what you think he did or didnt do. to me it looks like he moved his neck to make more space and he looked like he was about to let out a moan. you wouldnt know that tho bc your probably 10

[@lovebotcalum]

daniella tortorici Hah,I'm 12. But I've been exposed to a bunch of stuff. "Giving him more space" No,not at all. He was trying to move away,but he knows he can't. Also,even if he was about to let out a moan,it was because of the paint,or the feeling of something touch his neck. You think you're so smart just cause you're older than me by a couple of years.

[@laurenburrows5]

I like how at the end, Dan says 'We have painted each other as a lion and a danosour'

[@nurysacevedogaete3830]

2:43 - 2:57 try not to watch the screen and listen you're welcome ;)

[@analuz3720]

Jsjavakbshalahs

[@breedevall9599]

I'm scared

[@hannahgilbert2139]

I hate you

[@ilovelittleathletics]

Ahahha oh my god

[@Willia]

+Nurys Acevedo Gaete crying omg

[@sarsarsar111]

2:27 THEY LOOK LIKE THEYRE KISSING STOP

[@ilanahenderson3]

THEY DO MY HEART

[@coolphqn6322]

I thought that too!

[@kainovember]

AHDBSGSGAGSG I took screenshots lol

[@annaborkowska4187]

I like how Dan was extra careful and precise with Phil's face and then Phil just

[@delaney_2238]

The radio station ships them so hard.

[@fabmieke]

THEY LEFT US ALONE, THE KIDS IN THE DARK

[@erinbirde]

Oml yes

[@televiweirs123]

YASSS ATL

[@jazminalcaraz1163]

To burn out forever.....

[@erinbirde]

Or light up the sparks...

[@laynieella3051]

When we come together...

[@Mannujou15]

0:52 if you block out what Phil's saying, you can hear Dan saying: No you should telling me to slow down... and suck oh gawd

[@WhiteWolfBlueEyeGaming]

Dan: "This will be hard to explain to the taxi driver" Omg I'm dying xD

[@thequeerestdeer2177]

"That was erotic" Wow Dan, bit forward?

[@uncledan5975]

"That was erotic though. That's good. I'm happy with that." ...kay Dan. kay.

[@howdoyouvlog4282]

yOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE SAYS THAT BBC SHIPS PHAN I THINK THEY KNEW HOW MUCH PHAN WOULD BE REVEALED

[@sarrab362]

Dan I swear to god if you ever call phil "dude" or "man" again just call him "babe" instead idk

[@sweeneytoddlps8552]

DAN'S FACE AT 2:23 WHEN PHIL TOUCHED HIS NECK

[@maddyhopper5824]

oh.

[@ssseltzer]

"It's like a g-spot or something"-Dan Howell himself

[@Ze_Marsh]

+phan's anatomy as a person with a sensitive neck too.... THIS IS SO FREAKING GAY PVADOFZNSSDFVON

[@takerriagipson7017]

they did say it was cold...

[@Ze_Marsh]

TaKerria Gipson nah it's his sensitive neck ;p

[@fureya5649]

P: Idk why I'm helping D: you should be telling me to slow down .... SERIOUSLY DANIEL TOO MANY INNUENDOS IN THIS VIDEO

[@elisak.1227]

To slow down AND SUCK

[@gabrielvailatt1748]

Freya Nelson hi.

[@toomanycolors5774]

Also: Dan: PFFFFT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING BACK Also Dan: YOU CANT WIPE IT OFF WITH THE PAINT BRUSH PHIL: how did it taste? DAN: chalky....

[@stanloona4598]

i think its funny that Phil just went in on the neck, and literally dan looked like he was about to moan like😏😏😏

[@GothB_tch]

I heard a moan as well at one point

[@lopsu44]

i mean dan himself said it was erotic so.. yeah..

[@lovebotcalum]

phantrash#1 heck Dan hates it when someone touches his neck,so Phil told him a joke. 'Contouring'

[@BiaLealR]

someone should have turned the lights on

[@MegaHexli]

I loved this so much but since when does Dan called Phil 'dude'?

[@bethcavanagh2194]

Dan has randomly started calling Phil dude in some of his videos, just a habit I guess. It's weird to hear Dan say dude! xD

[@fayevalmores3959]

Beth Cavanagh Perhaps it's their code of “babe" :D #Phan4lyfe

[@chriscory2049]

Frances Valmores OR perhaps they are twenty year old guys who are friends. Seriously, this age of guys always call each other dude!

[@fayevalmores3959]

Raylyn Smith Yes, but Dan doesn't normally call Phil “dude" ...

[@chriscory2049]

Frances Valmores But people go through phases with pet names.

[@QuinnPascal]

"This will be hard to explain to the taxi driver" LOL

[@silver9670]

Dan is so effected when Phil painted his neck with the orange! You can see his face wince! please tell me someone else saw this! I'm freaking out!

[@silver9670]

Then also with the pink! he even says, "Not down the neck!'

[@SignalsOverTheAir]

It's way better when you can hear the process as they paint each other than just watching and listening to the music. Dan made a pretty good lion out of Phil. Phil on the other hand was originally going for dinosaur, but somewhere along the way it became more of a MineCraft Creeper. Dan and Phil look good in neon colors, they would of easily blended into the 1980's.

[@ayselric8483]

phil "oh it's going through! it's going through! it's touching my nipples! dan "nipples!!" phil "NO-" dan *continues to paint on phil's chest* oh dan, you're such a bully :D

[@ayselric8483]

ps am i the only one that felt the need to remind myself every 3 secs that this is their job

[@simon-yx5ln]

anyone else notice that both dan and phil's laugh changes a bit when they're with each other, and changes back when they're around other people, or is that just me... just me? okay...

[@skylarblacklach4815]

not just you i promise

[@vickybvicky]

Oh Goodness the Innuendo Bingo that could be made with this video alone XD

[@amberg2606]

0:51 "No, you should be telling me to slow down and suck" Dan I'm

[@Breadcrum.b]

Amber G WOAH THERE DAN JUST RUN ME OVER WITH A TRAIN ALREADY

[@mialiu8922]

Amber G WAIT OMG O HEARD IT WHtwhatwhatwhatshatahwuskxjsjz

[@sirspyke]

Amber G OML JUST FRICKEN STAB MY FACE RIGHT NOW

[@katie-louiserayner]

Amber G ERMAGERDDDD

[@MariaSerra]

THE

[@xxell8530xx]

0:53 "you should be telling me to slow down and suck" WHAT

[@prinxcipe]

"that was erotic" -dan howell

[@hfollman98]

Look at how far down on Phil's shirt, Dan painted ;)

[@howdoyouvlog4282]

'to the buttzone'

[@alexalytle4875]

Phil touched the back of Dan's neck. Oh Phil. I'm sooooooo sorry Dan.

[@prongsverse]

It was a mix of cringe and pleasure XD

[@kaoshiyuki]

+Emily Elizabeth Haha, yeah

[@imapotatobish6497]

+Emily Elizabeth XD

[@blossomdollie]

Thank you, BBC for allowing us to see Dan's face when Phil painted his neck.

[@lordkermitthe3rd805]

So..... many ....... FUCKING INNUENDOS!!! xD "Its in my mouth!" "How does it taste?" "Uhh, chalky!" 😉😉😉

[@PurryProductionsInc]

ruby cat "you should be telling me to slow down ...and..suck" "you are not holding back are you"

[@gunaygul8965]

Listen to the part after turn your back with your eyes closed 😂😂

[@TheJStellySet68]

PurryProductionsInc I think he says ".... Slow down and I kinda suck" but idk

[@PurryProductionsInc]

ah probably that would make alot more sense XD

[@panicatthemcr4698]

Yeah and how did Dan know where Phil's nipples were? Saucy.

[@raquelenns7959]

"flamboya-raptor" why am I laughing so hard

[@lucyloom1088]

Thank you , I thought I was the only one and I'm like , dan you cannot say that and dude in the same fucking breath :)

[@ewelinazdybel8192]

i love how Dan described it as erotic ,just super causally

[@addief3368]

DAN'S FACE WHEN PHIL WENT ON HIS NECK

[@avg_lucidpanda3908]

//Dan doesn't let any one touch his neck because it's his kink spot and every time someone does he lets out a slight moan (THIS SHOULD BE A MATURE RATED VIDEO)

[@Breadcrum.b]

Jordie Kitty I'M NOT CRYING HAHHSHSS *gets gun* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? *puts gun in mouth* I'M FINE

[@yershellur911]

"That was erotic tho, I'm happy with that-" WXCUSE ME DANYUL WHAT

[@FayeisHere]

I'm just laughing at dans face when Phil painted his neck

[@Ellie9910]

I love that they get to do this as a JOB and we get to watch xD

[@emjk19]

We all know they enjoyed that

[@tbreads7621]

Dan: *gentle with Phil, artistic, using the colors decently.* Phil: GET OVER HERE DINO YOU'RE GONNA EAT SOME PAINT

[@annasnelgrove8778]

Because all Danosaurs look like that, Dan....

[@Lollan91]

"Stop doing it in my open mouth" - Dan Now THERE'S a line for innuendo bingo.

[@ChrisLee-nz9gj]

Every time Dan says "Dude" its the funniest and weirdest thing ever idk why XD

[@savannahlester8888]

Who agree that this is a total PHAN MOMENT

[@GothMsFrizzle]

2:24 I don't know why, but this is really important to me.

[@robinv6461]

goes to that moment.stares at screen.sighs -I'm so done with my mind and this phandom-

[@queenofthephandom854]

"That was erotic though, that was good, I was happy with it." -Dan Howell

[@daisytapia7038]

Dan and Phil as Human Canvases!! I love it~!!

[@chloe-ke7pn]

got recommended this again in 2021 and i’m literally so proud of how far they’ve come

[@stephclarke5568]

"That was erotic, that was good!" omfg phan shippers stay away. Jheeeze

[@pettyaf6663]

dans face when Phil touched dans neck

[@ligma473]

'Its like some kind of g spot' well that's been proven now

[@niamhcmu]

So much phan in this video

[@magnusbane4278]

Oh my God this is so much funnier with sound

[@skyismyworld1]

As Supernatural has said before: That better be paint

[@LeLeCatx3]

yessssss i found my spn fam again

[@milah.8359]

OMG 😂

[@carlottasuarez344]

litterally the best comment so far

[@taohun]

HOW DO WE HAVE A QUOTE/GIF FOR EVERYTHING??????

[@taohun]

HOW DO WE HAVE A QUOTE/GIF FOR EVERYTHING??????

[@kateetv7649]

Omg, I died at Dan's face. 2:21 - 2:24

[@gracesam8624]

so many innduendos in it when Phil is painting dan

[@haleyjoos2666]

2:47 Dan was gonna say cold shower but than stuttered off🤔

[@phanisonfire3804]

1:55 "stop doing it in my open mouth" Silly danyul

[@mollyprichard895]

When you next do Dan Vs Phil can you please give it audio because its much funnier to hear as well as see them….

[@pichirobi]

the pits of darkness that are their eyes

[@yolandatai6650]

+Jada olmos creepy

[@cactipoke]

Ikr at the end you can see one of phils eyes but Phil left a lot of space around dans eyes so it looks like Dan has huge gaping holes where his eyes should be

[@CivilAviation1]

0:53 "You should be telling me to slow down and ..kinda suck."

[@chriscory2049]

and NOT suck like not be bad at art?

[@AutumnFreeman]

Raylyn Smith May we please make jokes and have fun without you kill all of if? :/

[@chriscory2049]

***** Hmmmm.....yes, indeed, I give you my permission. :P Okay, I'll stop.

[@rebeccawilliams9415]

Pause at 2:27

[@rossomegirlbay5275]

THANK YOU OMFG

[@zoeyrose1099]

You are an amazing creature

[@jonathancooper6515]

Omg it looks like they kissed

[@heathenpotato]

Dan "Don't touch my neck" Howell

[@HollyMcLeanx]

Here's a thing you should do NOT HAVE THAT NOISE AT THE END OF VIDEOS K THNX BYE

[@Graceiemaeee]

Dan's sigh at the end of this video is an accurate representation of how I feel when I watch these videos while having an existential crisis...

[@hello_dayana]

"That was erotic though"

[@amy-leeward939]

and 2:22 Dan does the little gaspy thing and then Phil apologizes cause he knows. THE FEELS. guarantee I replayed that bit 100 times...

[@catarinav.6285]

At the end Dan was like: "it was erotic though" AAHHH

[@iloveowenfarrell]

0:53 oh my gawd. did he just say what i thought he just said. oh sh1t!!! phan is coming out this year

[@japierdacze]

my body is ready

[@iloveowenfarrell]

Neko Makot mine is but i still might die

[@japierdacze]

yes, heart attack still possible!

[@alexregan8628]

what did he say??

[@alexregan8628]

Aimee Lewis ohh haha saucy bugger :D

[@SIOBHANxVONNIE]

2:22 Dans reaction to Phil touching his neck is my sexual orientation...

[@louisetaylor7047]

0:59 Dan trying not to say "shit" on the radio