One must imagine Dan and Phil Happy

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@Temisnotonfire]

girl get us the duolingo sponsorship

[@Peggythepebble]

Get that bag, kings

[@endlesseddy7744]

tell phil he's a cockwomble and made me lose The Game, rip

[@mariaisabel-dl1gc]

@@TemisnotonfireDuolingo is sh*t lol, (and they literally replaced a bunch of employees for AI😐) there’s far better platforms to learn from!!

[@renee3883]

no

[@nicsequalini8545]

"Not a passenger princess" Phil: "Dan get me back into place I want a safe start :c"

[@the.guitart.one257]

Not me reading that as Dad 💀💀💀

[@qestratrueheart1542]

i’m losing it

[@existentialheart]

@@the.guitart.one257after recent events,,, that too

[@ellaelliott4415]

@@the.guitart.one257they do call each other dad so it’s not entirely inaccurate

[@maha-em7jz]

the juxtaposition of dan waffling about the philosophy behind the story and then severely losing his shit as soon as he fucks it up.. truly the duality of man

[@katinakeks]

duality of dan

[@Kelly_C]

duality of dan,, now I desperately want to hear dan yap about full metal jacket

[@garfunkletime6337]

the muality of dan

[@misscoolblue16]

Behold, a Dan!

[@ajs_sam]

"Sisyphus thiccyphus." -Phil Lester 2024

[@ammarah.does.things]

I see your phil lester quote and raise you "siphussy..or whatever he's called." -Phil Lester 2024

[@cherhorowitch47]

“we’re gonna stay calm, we’re gonna stay quiet” famous last words for dan on a gaming video

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Lol when they played getting over it I swear Dan started by saying his New Year’s resolution was to stop screaming in gaming videos

[@evan_escence95]

@@mylifeismylaptop8529 Lmaooo he's never gonna achieve that considering his track record

[@bugbear2357]

Dan has never been calm and quiet while gaming in his LIFE even when he lost his voice he still managed to yell at Phil during charades

[@cherhorowitch47]

@@bugbear2357 lmfaoo true

[@Phantom95179]

"If something's too difficult, I just give up." truly the biggest mood

[@planetaryray7119]

i give up before i even start. i would see that boulder and walk away

[@madisonwise9990]

I read this comment right as Phil said it and it truly made the whole thing even better

[@meganjones7058]

"you lulled me to sleep with your Northern bullshit" 😭💀

[@Leviathanisoffrell]

Dan and Phil are posting, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping

[@thedopaminedirective]

The tank is clean

[@professordoungut]

@@thedopaminedirective The tank is clean 😌 THE TANK IS CLEAN??

[@randompersonontheinternet1435]

My area just got a tornado warning 🥰 what a beautiful day!

[@FG-ub1lx]

The houseplants are watered

[@squeakSquak]

but on days like this, kids like you

[@rosesraeken]

phil coming in with the "but sisyphus is happy dan" at the end of dans breakdown IM DYING

[@izzyhamann1780]

Dan seriously almost lost his cool on Phil😂😂

[@peanutbutrs]

Absolutely CRIMINAL

[@oliviahdevlin3760]

one must imagine sisyphus as daniel howell enduring another sponsorship ad read

[@ghostie6618]

dan being so unusually calm and then IMMEDIATELY losing it once the ball starts rolling down hill is everything hahaha

[@_bebeboudeur_]

me immediately "been running up that hill" *cue song*

[@Lovelyhatzz]

DADS ARE BACK

[@nerdygal6133]

And they are THRIVING (not here but generally)

[@riverstyx7251]

Finally back from the store with milk and cigarettes

[@Lovelyhatzz]

@@riverstyx7251 do we want to know why they have the milk?

[@nerdygal6133]

@@riverstyx7251 hopefully some weed too

[@CWKregistolen]

It’s been less than 2 weeks

[@podoke]

dan not blinking an eye at phil yelling fuck but being so offended at his piss off

[@kiimberlytaylor]

the true 'you know how to ball I know aristotle' duo on display here

[@rhyannonsparks1457]

Phil: I can triple jump Dan: Do you know Camus?

[@tilly-h-1]

Omg 😭

[@mercedestorres1474]

when worlds collide lol

[@deadfor7yrs246]

i’m obsessed with this

[@garbomode29]

i know that this is a lyric but the phrase "you know how to ball" in this context is making me laugh so hard....

[@garbomode29]

absolutely love that phil's go to swear word on here is piss

[@moonchild9841]

and his stress word is geese

[@glassy_rose]

Also Dan's visceral reaction when he says piss off, you'd think he dropped a c bomb or something

[@slasps]

one must imagine sisyphus serving

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

+

[@craigspaulding9711]

Phil: *is continuously surprised that this is a rage game* Also Phil: *is LITERALLY playing a Sisyphean torture simulator*

[@laynaps9205]

as a Greek viewer and also as a a person studying ancient history watching them call him 'sisiphussy' and watching dan gay-splain the myth was hilarious

[@simplysad8434]

fellow greek viewer !! yippee!!

[@Nervous-Wreck]

FELLOW GREEK VIEWER SPOTTED

[@Kat-PM]

gay-splain 😭

[@existentialtm]

hehehe fellow greek viewer!!🌟

[@evap5927]

yess us greekies got a shoutout!!!!

[@syedaaaaaaa]

15:10 Phil: “you got the grippy grippy!” Dan: “Dan’s got the grippy? 🤨” “Don’t think Phil knows what that means” Phil (in a small voice): “what does it mean?” *googles it* Phil: “I take it back 😭” Dan (offended voice): “I don’t have the grippy?” This exchange had me in stitches.

[@ghostofyaz]

what is the grippy tho

[@rayhem]

@@ghostofyaza grippy is a hole that is grippy.

[@aegyokittysenpai3798]

But what is it??

[@exhaustedpunk1477]

@@ghostofyaz If when having intercourse people can contract their pipes at will or if it's naturally very narrow the person is referred to as "having the grippy"

[@Haley_Halo]

It could be 'afflicted with influenza'😅 But... It's probably the slang for having a tight female private part.

[@skibbos]

died 12 days ago, born today. welcome back danandphilgames

[@pandajesus5052]

I love the internet

[@arcade3198]

i was born in the right generation i love da internet and dan and phil games

[@eddie2384]

like jesus

[@pandajesus5052]

@@eddie2384 hello

[@83alphas]

It’s not a DanandPhilGAMES video without them learning the controls correctly halfway through the video

[@Jeevesie1988]

Horrifying Minecraft flashbacks.

[@bie_00]

@@Jeevesie1988they need to play the game again

[@83alphas]

@@Jeevesie1988 oh gawd the pain

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Living for Phil making “I’ll erroneous you… later” immediately worse by following it with “behind the”

[@adrianesummers5610]

I love how they kept accidentally unfolding the layers of the myth. The whole being excited, being confident it’s easy, gripping with its insanity, being convinced they can do it-taking or as a challenge that they WILL do it. Accidental philosophy

[@cosmo_junk]

this is just starter job simulator

[@cerebralhan]

Dan talking about Camus whilst Phil is yelling “look at those balls coming towards us!!” is an accurate representation of the two wolves inside of me

[@syedaaaaaaa]

1:43 “Passenger princess, no phil is in the driving seat” 😭😭they know

[@neon_shapeshifter]

We've been witnessed ☹️

[@justnewlight]

right? STOP PERCEIVING US

[@steelheartii6525]

"What would make it worth it, for you?" "A little corgi waiting for me" GIVE THIS MAN A DOG

[@Mi-be1os]

Dan: quoting a famous philosopher and author Phil: "look at these balls" I love the duality of Dan and Phil😌

[@amistakeprobably7295]

Dan’s hair at the beginning vs end of this video really tells the story of soul crushing defeat they’ve got going here

[@oliviag2411]

‘Can I play as well today? - Phil has such younger brother energy 🥹

[@PietersPerseverance]

Thanks for the shout out!

[@_bebeboudeur_]

if you find a way to fastforward chores, please tell us

[@saintgirl12]

“One must imagine Sisyphus happy” “Look at these balls flying towards the screen :D”

[@ardencollins7337]

Phil’s sad pathetic “no ☹️” 19:47 really gives me life

[@jdoggyyyyy]

phil - i was forth in the school! dan - how many people tried? phil - seven IM CRYING NOT EVEN TOP HALF 😭😭😭

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

he definitely made up for it after that though! it was 7 out of everybody

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

alternate universe where phil is a triple jumper

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Bonafide powerbottom

[@emersonconverse899]

14:03 a little corgi, he said it so sweet 😭😭

[@frogfrog666]

i swear to god i just had the sudden thought "i'm certain they uploaded" and lo and behold, 2 minutes ago. this is my only gift in the world, being able to sense new dnp videos

[@garbomode29]

like an aching knee warning of an oncoming storm, i, too, sensed that there would be a video today.

[@caoilfhinnreddy5606]

I do this too I have no idea how or why. Just vibes

[@polarknight856]

They just know when we need a video 😌

[@alisonmcalistair]

Y'all must've been overwhelmed with vibes the day before the hiatus ended

[@astrid-marieschwarz6302]

i said „i bet they‘re going to upload while we‘re camping“ and here we are 😂

[@cadencecrf]

Nothing like Dan screeching in my ears on this soft Wednesday afternoon 😊

[@maggielaw6320]

Dan really said "I almost used the ending of my show to get past my church puppet trauma" and I respect that.

[@aavainkeri8048]

Six years was NOT enough time to get over the slipper-eating incident

[@mx.noname4710]

please what is the slipper eating incident

[@Onyx_randomnumbers]

@@mx.noname4710 watch their video of them playing Getting over it, dan gets extra mad

[@sumw3318]

@@mx.noname47106 yrs ago Dan and Phil played the v stressful game called Getting Over It. Towards the end of the video they lost almost all of their progress, so Dan freaked out and fell off his chair. Then, he arose with his slipper in his mouth and shook it like a dog with a toy😂

[@h.c.49]

​@@mx.noname4710 It is exactly what it sounds like

[@h.c.49]

​@@mx.noname4710 From their video where they played 'Getting Over It'

[@YouTube]

"life's full of errant wood Phil you've just got to style it out" printing that on a t shirt

[@probablycrimson]

19:45 that “no” sounded so defeated. i’ve never heard phil sound so emotionally beaten and bruised before i’m scared

[@_bebeboudeur_]

crushed by philosophy

[@milliereeves2215]

There is nothing better than Dan and Phil trying to play these horrendously evil games

[@audreymacpherson4583]

you know the game is rough when Phil starts yelling "GEESE"

[@DragonicCherry]

or YEAST

[@giannabarbee]

16:10 thank you to phil for protecting our eardrums from their most formidable enemy 🫡

[@АнастасияМакеева-ж3й]

Lol I didn't notice that the first time

[@Molz333]

Dan getting annoyed at Phil for saying ‘piss off’ is the funniest thing 😂

[@seveniscrying2182]

22:07 the “what can i say” epidemic is real

[@Gr95dc]

12:15 I can't believe Dan was accusing Phil of dropping the ball because Phil kept looking at that ass, but did not notice a clear example of Phil dropping the ball because Phil was literally looking at that ass lmao

[@sonicwhale13]

Phil: “what would motivate you to push a boulder up a hill?” Dan: “the sweet release of death.” Phil: “…what about a real DDR machine?”

[@misguided_ghost]

13:27 yep there are the furies who have burning whips who attack him with their claws if he ever stops rolling the boulder. also in the myth the boulder crushes him as it rolls down

[@podoke]

misread that as furries and honestly still works in context

[@jennypan4055]

i think dnp would enjoy the game a lot more if there were furries with whips and claws

[@skeletem]

Phil getting Dan to reset the game so he gets an optimal run is peak passenger princess energy lmao

[@georgia272]

As a greek viewer, I appreciate the shout-out Phil!!! Glad you liked Crete.

[@syedaaaaaaa]

23:00 this is peak dnp "Did this teach you about life?" "I developed some gripping skills" "Did-" "..." "..." "I'm going to grip both of my eyeballs out"

[@memoriam.victoriam]

whenever they post i feel like a dog whose owners have finally come back from work

[@bunshr00m]

19:43 the way phil says "no :(" makes me sad like omg bro is in distress

[@therealmarilyn]

dan and phil learn a lesson in absurdist philosophy

[@quietlychaotically]

ah yes, time for dan's calming and demure commentary over a very tame game

[@Abbyvest]

I'm living for Dan acknowledging that Phil is a passenger princess

[@elliel.5915]

phil shouting me out as a greek viewer cleared my skin, nourished my soul and healed my trauma. glad you enjoyed crete king

[@cereal_picnic]

"i'll erroneous you... later" strong start !!

[@kitkatkatsuki8629]

the later was so unhinged

[@ngvot]

Phil's fake "I love ittt I want to push this foreveeeer" at 12:51 made me laugh

[@EmIdc]

15:19 "I'm not talking about anyone´s grippy" PHIL 😭😭 All eyes on Rafah

[@Max-yo5nv]

I'm a greek myth nerd, sisyphus cheated Thanatos (god of death (a psychopomp)) first through making his wife beat his body and leave it in the street, and second by locking him in a cupboard (basically) he was given a deal by some other god (cant remember) to either have a normal afterlife, or have another chance of beating death if he rolls this bolder to the surface (guess what he picked)

[@adynofpasavil]

I clicked on this video and resumed cross stitching. Dan's yelp immediately made me poke myself with a needle 😂

[@jinniebee770]

that's hilarious because i was knitting and did the same damn thing

[@JessicaWelch13]

There will never be a time where Phil yelling fuck doesn’t bring me immense joy 🤣

[@nonexistant4260]

Dan, knows the leagend of Sisyphus: He has to push the boulder until the end of time. Phil, very hopeful and does not know the leagend of Sisyphus: Unless! We get him to the top! Dan: ..... Well, we'll see, Phil.

[@aimeemacgillivray5203]

Phil is such younger sibling energy it’s so funny

[@hollygr4ce]

Dan yelling "have a sense of urgency" has rlly made me laugh

[@nora8554]

Honestly i did not see any actual gameplay because i was so distracted by phil’s shirt like a baby watching cocomelon

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Sensory dancing fruits type shi

[@miab6421]

“SIPHUSSY” I can’t 😭

[@lvndrwoo2235]

dont know how i lasted years without these videos even 11 days was too much for me. i find myself checking their channel everyday now🧘‍♀️

[@firepowder]

Good luck surviving to the next upload brother 🫡

[@flowerbloom..]

Dan and Phil sat down with the president of lofi and told him “we wanna make history”….and thats what this is

[@_bebeboudeur_]

yuri on ice theme song starts playing

[@det395]

phil is evidence that the happiest people in the world simply have no thoughts and i love that for him

[@_bebeboudeur_]

"ignorance is bliss"

[@FnegThomin]

Dan finished the video with "what can I say?" I love it

[@cagedstar]

19:45 That “no” was so sad 😭😭

[@jemknight7581]

Giving up and watching someone else absolutely smash the game is such a mood

[@rhhck7387]

love dan doing philosophy while phil makes noises

[@ElleTena]

Never let anyone tell you your name isn’t pronounced ✨Phillipe✨ in French Phil

[@_bebeboudeur_]

it immediately aged him like 50years

[@mynameisneda]

I saw the video title change and I must say the new one truly lulls us into a false sense of security that perfectly hides the absolute chaos that's about to take place. Amazing.

[@stalath98]

"just get me back into place, Dan" typical passenger princess

[@_bebeboudeur_]

don't use that phrase out of context

[@patriziamohr7202]

Sisiphus, endlessly working down in Tartarus, seeing this game like: am I a joke to you?

[@selkiefluff]

If this game doesn't cause a phivorce, nothing will.

[@sophiabock377]

One must imagine Dan and Phil happy

[@bugginonthewall]

Dan & Phil if you see this! You should 100% play Lost Ember. Very peaceful yet emotional queer game!! it’s so fun & visually breathtaking, it’s 100% a game you’d like! ❤

[@ratlesbian5498]

dan's ability to blame phil for every bad thing that happens to him needs to be studied in a lab

[@scyllacw]

I have a feeling the new title is going to go over people's heads but I get it and it speaks to me

[@Ellie_xo]

Dan screaming his head off while the lofi piano plays calmly in the background 😆

[@chloepatrick12]

I have prepared my ears for dans screams

[@bunbunnio]

Dan going quiet at Phil’s “PISS OFF” 😭

[@tylersaarosi5076]

You two know exactly when we need you

[@eerielullaby]

My dog got so worried about Dan yelling that she woke up from her nap and started looking around lol 🐶💕

[@angelsoflithium]

i was legit feeling like 10 minutes ago that yall were gonna post. this has happened like a dozen times since the comeback what is this superpower that i've developed 😭

[@mossy_fox_cosplay]

phil saying "piss off" and dan stopping mid sentence to give a judgemental look like he's in the office is evertyhing HAHAHAHAHA

[@rumybumy411]

As a French speaker im afraid to say that Phil was right, their names are pronounced Philippe Lestaire and Danielle Owelle

[@_bebeboudeur_]

usually danielle is for women so it still would be daniel for dan

[@kristinareichl8516]

dads please. it takes 2 .... this series is taking longer than my parents actual divorce

[@michaelacourtney7411]

"PISS OFF" that was real anger right there, think that's the most mad Phil has ever been

[@existentialpotato]

one must imagine sysiphus bugging dan and phil about captioning shit every time they upload a video across their social media

[@CatCutie]

yelling 2 seconds in gotta love it

[@miskidsinger_96]

So I have to put my dog down in about 12 hrs, and I haven't been able to stop crying for the last 4 hours. But this silly fun video pulled me out of it enough to stop the tears and even made me laugh a little. I just wanted to say thank you. I hope you both know that even the silliest of videos can make such an impact on someone even just to brighten their day and make them forget for a second. ❤ You two have been two of my favorite creators for a long time and continue to be. You're both wonderful! ❤

[@vanalibra]

Just over a minute in and Dan is name dropping Camus like that, alright Mr Philosophy I’m ready lmao

[@evidentlymak]

this game is making phil scream like dan omg 😭

[@killjoy_ao4653]

We are all boulders in the phouse

[@jennypan4055]

one must imagine phannies happy