ROASTING DAN’S ‘FASHION’

Time to roast Dan's "fashion!"
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[@AmazingPhil]

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[@pxxchyel]

sorry im attached to duolingo

[@syedaaaaaaa]

AMERICAYO HALLO

[@WishGender]

im sorry Philippe i need to focus on my Japanese studies at university i can't pick up another language yet

[@gisellalobo4911]

Not Dan's ass coming out before he did 💀

[@elisa3911]

LMAOOO

[@honeyswann]

CLOCK THAT TEA BAHAHAH

[@mr.unknown1810]

💀💀💀

[@lunchable.420]

Soft launch

[@ihcrys]

This comment is craazy 💀

[@FrickingTaylor]

Dan pulling out the grippy sock that looks exactly like the shirt was the best moment of this video

[@plushdragonteddy]

i saw this comment before i got to that part of the video, and i immediately knew what shirt that read was referring to

[@bumblewyn]

+

[@WishGender]

THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! Dan is wearing a choker!!! He's letting something touch his neck!! SLAY KING

[@abigailcolborn7685]

WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT I AM GOING TO SOB

[@NAKOYAH]

I thought we would never see the light of day.

[@sofie.h]

god why was it my first thought when seeing the thumbnail that he let Phil touch his neck

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

it’s spiked tho, it’s actually a deterrent to protect his neck 😂

[@relatableusername]

Oh *sobs*

[@odetoclear]

"you look like a gay bulldog" is one of my new favorite phil quotes

[@glowstickbones69]

„basic ass baby“ is way too funny to me skdjdks

[@londonm3161]

"danisnotonfire openly talks about his praise kink" actually WAS on my 2024 bingo card

[@celines4215]

WhAt- ... I need to see that bingo card, lmao

[@pandajesus5052]

bingo card release when the people are begging, nostradamus 🙏

[@marinjacobs]

“i’m a naughty puppy and someone needs to teach me how to behave” i think it’s time for me to leave you guys alone

[@jusong]

why does dan look like an irl 2014 tumblr punk edit lmao

[@wartygourd]

he's living the dream tbh

[@wickedburnout6876]

im a legitimately punk in 2024 (been since 2012ish) & that does look very similar to how i dress lmao

[@woodchuck5355]

From just looking at the thumbnail i literally thought thats the video 😂

[@courtneythomas3297]

The thumbnail made me think it was another makeover lol I love him

[@jaybehkay2438]

Literally!!

[@unsaltedtoast]

i love that this is how we find out that phil has been judging all of dans outfits before us, he really is a man of the people

[@raf7o9]

the peoples princess

[@kara123125]

right, seems like he's been holding in so many comments about Dan not wearing a belt lol

[@simrabawany2546]

I love dan and phil subtlety talking about youtube drama. Unproblematic but gossipy energy

[@queenlucysroyalmaid1]

What's the drama??

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

👀

[@annaCMW19]

Daniel Preda VS Connor Franta I guess 😄

[@ellaelliott4415]

@@annaCMW19full disclosure that drama came out of no where and was so unexpected (to me at least lol)

[@annaCMW19]

@@ellaelliott4415 I agree, it really was

[@shepstation]

"I'm a naughty puppy and someone needs to teach me how to behave" DAN. IM WATCHING THIS INFRONT OF MY PARENTS

[@matchaaulani]

You know how Dan is that’s your fault

[@yupluto4843]

first mistake!

[@baymoo]

come ON never watch dan and phil in front of your parents

[@shiroi201]

Well there's your first mistake. You know how unhinged dan is!😂

[@ellaelliott4415]

I literally just clicked on the video and I was aimlessly scrolling through the comments then I saw this and WTF 😂😭

[@pandajesus5052]

“he urinATEd in the mother toilet” had me cackling for a full minute how did we get here as a civilisation lmfao help

[@MollyKillers]

Honestly “f**kass pantalooons” is my favorite roast because even back then those pants were a choice 😬😂😂😂

[@caitlin329]

Phil's genuine joy and excitement at the lesbian polycule comment was beautiful

[@7legspider]

he's just like us fr

[@Filbie]

I want to think that wasn’t just audience pandering 🫣

[@polinagonch]

I think he just doesn't know the meme ​@@Filbie

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

We can all agree that the leather shirt Was A Mistake but honestly I think we all need to respect how VEHEMENTLY Dan was commited to the bit of wearing it for as long as he was

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

Haven’t even gotten to that part of the video yet, but holy crud that brought back some memories 😂

[@Valpalmal]

I’m happy knowing Phil tried his best behind the scenes to save us from dan’s ass and fashion atrocities

[@chloerose203]

that closet having the exact same hangers for everything is so satisfying for my brain

[@tilly-h-1]

Omg yeah it looks so good

[@boygirl]

that's some rich people shit, i'm still using my disney princess dress coathanger from 14 years ago

[@undeadkennedy]

At target their packs are $3 so I bought all matching black ones for all my closets!

[@addangel]

a few years back I replaced all my mismatched hangers with velvety matching ones. best decision

[@caranook]

Yes, that’s something I’ve been meaning to do for such a long time! All my clothes are on miscellaneous shop hangers that I’ve kept over the years. I still have an age 9-10 clothes hanger from Marks in my wardrobe, I’m 27 years of age and barely any of my clothes actually fit on that hanger.

[@merrymoonlights3013]

"You are in a lesbian polycule." "...Am I?" "Yeah." "That sounds fun."

[@skyler5266]

Phil calling Dan "Howell" throughout this is hysterical to me for some reason💀

[@youwillneverknow7165]

"Yours is just the gay farmer version of the same concept" "Yeah I guess" This exact energy is why I'm here

[@WishGender]

his nana's name is Veronica why is that so perfect? imagine Veronica and Dorothy hanging out over a cup of tea and talking about what their insane gay grandsons are doing this week

[@tricksfollies9549]

Dorothy could tell her about the glory hole in her home

[@ymakams]

'I'm sat on a pew with my cheeks out for god' is a fire bar holy fuck

[@mynamessofus]

someone needs to turn this into a haiku

[@welldressedbird]

loving the new lil nas x song

[@ouijabliss]

>sees video in subscription box >click on video >twenty seconds pass >'i am a naughty puppy' >closes out of video anyhow that necklace fucks but you didn't need to say it out loud daniel

[@Harvey-pv2pd]

dude preach

[@riverstyx7251]

How is it that I just black out every time Dan or Phil say shit like that and don’t remember it happening at all

[@justyourlocalrat_]

ok dan looks AMAZING in this. curls, choker, shirt combo is god-tier edit: and phil in the plain white t and choker with the new haircut and brown hair is a whole ass look too

[@_bebeboudeur_]

phil is giving blur / the offspring idk why but

[@sofiab8351]

dan's looking so emo i love it

[@chloepatrick12]

instead of ‘i went to a field full of sheep and everyone there knew you’ it should have been ‘i went to a field full of sheep and everyone there knew ewe’

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

😂

[@s-aga]

phil looks 10/10 with the choker and i will not be accepting criticism

[@moonchild7804]

fr his haircut with the choker makes him look like a cool non-binary barista that makes a killer oat milk lavender latte

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Agreed!!!

[@amritha_r03]

i had a moment because i am a lesbian and he looked like every single one of my exes 😔

[@blatantly-false-alibi]

i swear the earth’s axis shifted for a hot sec cause i’ve never thought of a man as hot until phil’s 5 second masc lesbian transformation

[@blatantly-false-alibi]

like the hair plus the choker plus the plain white tee went SO hard

[@always.watching.]

I remember when Dan used to have his jeans that low. We would tell him to wear a belt and he would say “I do, it just doesn’t work properly” 🙄😂

[@WishGender]

he claimed his ass was shaped weirdly 😭💀

[@TrueClaradee]

You both PLEASE go get your color palettes done! It will be a fun video and Dan will die at all the color being put next to his face and phil will find joy lol 😂

[@aliinehuopainen6086]

I have literally been thinking ab this for so long it would be absolutely HILARIOUS

[@mintyhippo8125]

Imagine if they tell Dan he shouldn’t wear black lol

[@iheartjungkook4eva]

omg please this would be so fun

[@sarty]

Oh that is a great idea for a video!!

[@nectarina3891]

Pretty sure Dan is a deep autumn, which means black is a pretty great color on him. Basically he should stick to dark tones, and slight warm leaning.

[@persephoenix]

11:16 Phil saying “aaaaa look at you” was so endearing and silly I can’t 😭

[@EmilyB48]

“I look like someone that you would buy drugs from in a Walmart carpark in Florida.” I’ve never heard such an accurate and precise self-roast

[@mbjw]

Phil and phannies roasting Dan's past outfit choices, while in this video he's serving emo golden retriever. Boy wanted to be a Doberman with them spiky collar but still has the face of Winnie the Pooh. Rocking it, Danny boy ✨

[@awkward.bookworm]

Bro, Dan is slaying with that spiked choker !! ✨💅🏻

[@kikiandthebrain]

dnp be like "how did you get this baby photo! how did you know our apartment layout! how did you hear phil's laser pen story before!" like girl you WROTE TABINOF!! y'all need to catch up and revisit one of the most revolutionary works of literature in the past decade

[@silaswhatever]

I love the implication from these questions being that they haven't read, dare I say haven't even OPENED, TABINOF since they wrote it

[@kikiandthebrain]

@ new dapg video should be a tabinof review

[@cerebralhan]

so glad dan has been made aware of the phuckass phantaloons discourse

[@syedaaaaaaa]

😭😭

[@ky_9030]

Basic ass baby is the absolutely funniest thing I've ever heard someone call somebody else

[@cherhorowitch47]

THE CHOKER IN THE THUMBNAIL?? IK THIS IS THE ROASTING DAN BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD

[@OriharaKaoru]

I'm donating to the "buy dan non-horrible clothes" fund

[@deaenei]

LMFAOOO

[@daisyyellow8782]

doing gods work

[@bedrockbreakerx9552]

The grey hoodie at 9:45 looks like the thing mums carry their newborn baby in

[@_bebeboudeur_]

it's also giving star wars

[@TeddyMouseX3]

The fact that he has socks that look exactly like his shirt that someone tweeted about is peak Dan

[@celesteknoles]

enter scene: me: a polyamorus lesbian living in Portland dan: 5:33 attacking me phil: 5:37 having my back

[@Liz-su3cb]

“it has a lot of flaps and i’m not sure what they’re for. not the first time i’ve said that.” PHIL affhjknvdsss 💀

[@izzytoomey2278]

I was so surprised when Dan didn’t comment on this. That was one of Phil’s (intentional) dirtiest jokes to date💀

[@theinternetisqueer]

18 minutes and 22 seconds of phil trying to get dan to wear colour (this will not be the last attempt)

[@rupgmmb]

Phil malfunctioning when Dan said he was "at the bottom" 🤣🤣

[@mermaidprincess27]

is no one one gonna mention 12:14? 😭 seriously had to do a double take when phil called dan one of "tiger king's lovers" lmao

[@deaenei]

LMFAOOO me too

[@originalparafan]

I laughed so hard hahahaha so accurate

[@kat6161]

Ok 1 minute in BUT the way since returning I feel like they both have impeccable personal style?? Both continually killing it, knowing themselves and with so many nice items and also looking handsome as hell

[@Laura-qu1xf]

I just lit my joint and daniel and philly boi just drop this at the PERFECT moment of being high, absolute kings

[@Laura-qu1xf]

I have laughed out loud continuously for the last three minutes

[@kyezu01kz]

Funniest part of the “wear a belt” photo is that he’s literally wearing a belt in that pic😂

[@TheSpotify95]

hehe yeah noticed that too!

[@mexgyu]

girl wtf is the thumbnail 🤣

[@winterkeptuswarm]

It's a photoshop masterpiece 😂 they're making their own fan edits now

[@honeyswann]

Literally my first question 💀 WTF Dan

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

They're in the idgaf era and I'm here for it

[@twoheadedle0]

naughty puppy within the first 20 seconds is insane

[@dil-707]

The grippy sock being the exact same I can’t 😭😭

[@cerebralhan]

that choker is severely coming for punk edits in real life

[@Harvey-pv2pd]

11:31 is so “this was Coachella 2016. this was the vibe at the time okay! you need to understand”

[@rosesraeken]

no more "knees out for the lads" only "cheeks out for god"

[@dotdotdot...176]

"There was a brief period when I was like 7 when I was fluent in French because my grandmother forced me to." I didn't know someone could relate to this very specific experience 😂

[@eveliinamustonen4771]

There is just something in the air in front of the closet they’re filming that makes these videos such crack to me, ABSOLUTE bangers XDD

[@rooron3152]

0:26 I love when Phil makes himself laugh, it's pure serotonin

[@QuickstepLuna]

Sister Daniel will forever be iconic

[@rosesraeken]

the fact they themselves think that joey and connor were actually in that photo when it was actually photoshopped is insane

[@Dipandpip666]

Wait it is?😭 I don't remember

[@rosesraeken]

⁠yes, if you look at the one with just the 4 of them and the one with 6 of them side by side you can tell it’s photoshopped 😭😭

[@debbiewoweries9912]

Actually they were all there and a real photo exists. It's just photoshopped so that they're standing closer together.

[@RevyMorelia]

Omg, at 13:03 I first thought those were black jeans with a leopard belt, BUT THOSE WERE THE BOXERS! Damn, Daniel, you really posted a picture with half a leopard bulge out 😂😂

[@mirremos]

The fact that no one submitted the 'shut up woman get on my horse' shirt is a crime

[@tr4629]

the WHAT

[@susie8799]

Several people did actually lol they just did not get selected (I am one of them)

[@deaenei]

yeah I was waiting to see it :(

[@kaylaxxoo]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHIRT

[@panpan_pokan]

both fits worn here are so complimentary and cohesive but also so at a parallel with each other it is so pleasing.. 🥺🖤💚

[@KirstieVictoria]

Me and Dan can start a club of "used to speak fluent French as a kid and then it popped out of my head" 😂😂

[@_bebeboudeur_]

my french ass "used to speak fluent spanish" club (nah not even close tho)

[@ПепеКилджой]

I actually love Dan's "someone just dug me up 20 years after I was dead" top. Kinda wanna steal it..

[@ur_lina]

I thought the leopard print was a belt... HIS WHOLE ASS WAS OUT

[@brynnexsmile]

the grippy socks comparison was so uncalled for but they spoke their truth, and by god did they change lives

[@ellipsis29]

THE NECKLACE LOOKS SO GOOD??

[@chloeparr6776]

The globes of Howell is crazyyyyy 💀😂

[@m.glatfelter84]

If that wording doesn't prove they've read too much fanfic, nothing can.

[@_Piers_]

@15:29 Dan "I'm a little emo nerd, bottom" Phil doesn't know what to do with his face, even after Dan continued.

[@kristenflower]

Phil’s transitions into sponsors are giving old school Jenna&Julien Podcast 😂

[@alexrightnow2531]

That gru comparison was FOUL .....We need more

[@SaraRankins.]

With Phil in the cheese costume as the minions

[@winterkeptuswarm]

Oh they're in Dan's closet? I thought it was a solid black backdrop 😂

[@roma_no1021]

16:27 "remember grippy socks?" phil, your audience... yes, i remember that week very well

[@hannahszn]

dan: i have a great sense of humor i wont be offended :) dan 0.1 seconds into the video: WHAT THE F-

[@00RaraAvis00]

Phil coming in with the best roast, "you look like one of Tiger King's lovers."

[@EternalNyappy]

This post-hiatus era is so lovely and these videos are not maybe ground breaking journalism, but boy do they provide serotonin and a break to my depressing daily life. Thank you for coming back, both of you.

[@saintnikz]

"What, living in a cage under Gianni's bed?" The closet videos have such unhinged energy and and the best jokes

[@alex-fs9yt]

sometimes i forget about the era of dan just going around everywhere ass out 😭

[@olivia-dv7zm]

"show THE GLOBES OF HOWELL" im dead

[@wendywheeler9344]

"and show the globes of Howell"

[@zoesommer6710]

TWENTY SECONDS not even twenty FUCKING seconds and Daniel calls himself a naughty puppy I can not know peace

[@gisellalobo4911]

Not them coming for Baby Daniel 😭😭😭

[@li4157]

no Phil NEEDS that choker, it fits him perfectly

[@Teainatophat]

Phil wearing that spike choker is like a seeing a cute dog (Poodle/ Boston terrier) in a spike collar when you normally see them on like an English Mastiff 🤣 it just doesn’t fit lol

[@victoricovers4328]

2:53 the moment Dan turned into a mother fluffing seagull😂😂😂

[@amiraitallouache]

Ok so we have catboy!Dan and puppy!Dan, its only matter of time before we'll get fursuit!Dan😂

[@UzUMaK1-Lee]

12:28 that is genuinely the twinkiest picture ever taken - daniel, im sorry, but that is the definitive "twink"

[@elizabethscott7904]

'gay bulldog' sounds like another name we would use as kids for 'british bulldog' when it was inevitably banned from the playground for the 86th time

[@carmenrodal13]

I love that no one will ever let dan live the leather shirt down, including phil hahaha

[@TheSpotify95]

But that leather shirt looked nice :).

[@mikalakim6774]

5:26 that’s not Phil Lester, that’s PHIL STRIKER

[@rindonaldson1283]

first time pinpointing the phil moment that the thirst trap editors are gonna go nuts with 5:35

[@alyssagggghik]

In another universe this would’ve been a Dan and Phil swap outfits video and we would’ve all collectively lost our minds at HardcoreLester

[@bluest_of_berries7212]

the puppy comment rlly made me question my ten year subscriber status

[@jamieruwen]

"i think you're brave in your fashion choices" is actually the hardest roast of the video and Dan didn't even clock it

[@itfeelgoodtobeian]

2:58 Dan’s seagull laugh is brilliant 😂

[@eleftheriak.8889]

The look switch they did COMPLETELY worked , i am kind of amazed

[@pidge9230]

“not the first time i have said that. 🙂” CRYING

[@deaenei]

I laughed so hard at that

[@alyssagggghik]

AHHHHH I THOUGHT THE LEOPARD PRINT WAS A BELT DAN WTF

[@TheSpotify95]

nope, I knew it wasn't :D.

[@sometalkaboutbeinghuman]

dan looks so proud of himself when sister daniel is mentioned