Dan and Phil are Dating ICKY Boys

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@smollestbeanlol]

ok bet

[@gremlinanger]

Helloooo

[@euneiros]

never thought id see the day where I'd see manhuas with dnp 😳✊

[@puppyfangzzz]

omg i love here u are 🥺🤍 thanks kings

[@rrru778]

omg here you are ahh the memories

[@musicbysasha_]

dan is that friend who claims he has a boring life and actually believes it but casually brings up the most unhinged anecdotes you've ever heard

[@shachiphene]

Well, it was his mom who casually brought up having a parrot that got stuck up a chimney 😂

[@Rain.Mippet]

That’s cause he has Phil to compare to and all these KZbinr friends who go outside

[@halliewong]

I need to let you know that I think about this comment at least once a week, I have no idea why.

[@akechilovebot3861]

Dan having a villain origin story based on a traumatic religious puppet show competition is not something i was expecting to learn about today

[@missimmi]

I just imagined a weird YA book, in line with Precious Blood, about religious puppets, or a Batman villain

[@courtneythomas3297]

But so, soooo fitting lmfao

[@wes00chin]

Wait, is loosing a competition now considered "traumatic"??

[@ella33308]

​@wes00chin pretty sure they were kidding.

[@agl8689]

Genuinely. 2023 bingo card wrecked, burned, steamrolled

[@calliope720]

Phil going into confused crisis as Dan gets further into the insane Christian puppet story that he's somehow never told him in 14 years is so effing funny to me

[@jijitters]

Listen, weird church stories get locked DOWN once you finally leave the church haha I bet every former church kid who escaped it has some odd tales.

[@Gr95dc]

I've been with my partner for around 14 years as well (not saying D&P are together), and from time to time he also comes up with some random story from his childhood I have never heard off, and I always have the same reactions of confused amazement at what I'm hearing. I truly love those moments and it's really interesting how sometimes you can never stop learning about someone you thought you already knew so well.

[@Gr95dc]

@@jijitters so true, I have some stories from my childhood as mormon that haven't been shared and maybe won't ever be

[@kayzmavc4596]

"I can't believe you went to puppet con!"

[@ev.8972]

Can’t believe I lived to see the day that Dan and Phil got a yaoi sponsorship

[@pixii5654]

they know their target audience

[@new111naruto]

Maybe to well😅 @@pixii5654

[@s0ledadSperanza]

​@@pixii5654that's exactly what I thought 😭😭

[@exhaustedpunk1477]

Am I the only one thinking that Jason carrying a puppet around, having a sugestive Pinocchio tattoo and a secret private account fits all together too well? like I don't judge buddy but I am conecting some dots here lmao

[@annemcrowell]

The only way Jason's very specific combination of red flags all make sense together is if he's a puppet who got turned into a real boy.

[@clairem6748]

Wait wtf youre right

[@Oshacompliantshibari]

Jason is an irl Pinocchio

[@EllaIngram]

that’s why he won’t let you follow his priv account, bc his priv account has evidence of him having once been a puppet and he doesn’t want u to know 😔😂

[@justaperson4656]

​@@EllaIngramnah his private account is him worshipping the puppet god

[@TheRedPandaCat]

His private account has pictures of him only wearing a puppet

[@TSfan217]

I can’t believe we’re still unlocking new Dan lore after all these years 😂

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I can’t believe Phil is still unlocking new Dan lore 😂

[@Roozyj]

I was waiting for Dan to say "nah, that's all bs" but he didn't xD

[@music2012pink]

​@@Roozyj same! I so thought he was just messing with him/us 😅😂

[@jessicajaguar5117]

i SO thought that too

[@comicbooknerdisme]

He never told the story of how he accidentally burned a Bible so there’s at least one more out there 😰

[@lisa_vxng]

dan calling phil a narcissist while also having a "looks like me" section on his crush tier list is just the most Dan

[@karlitatv]

Takes one to know one I guess

[@cprk594]

dan can be a narcissist AND a hypocrite, he contains multitudes 😌

[@lisa_vxng]

@@cprk594 very true actually

[@markipliertrash1562]

Accurate

[@Artdefines06]

I think you have to be a little to be an internet celebrity

[@desertplains.mp3]

its so fucking funny that phil is SO good at heartthrob against dan. he literally never misses

[@GemmaTrellis]

"Watch out twinks, Danny's on the prowl" made me snort lmao

[@sigriur9633]

4:16

[@taytay-99]

Same i CACKLED i knew there had to be a comment about it lol

[@delutix]

Same, I was looking for this comment

[@lucindaleal8020]

Phil literally knows Dan's type to a tee, it's hilarious to watch him get rageful over Phil getting everything right

[@clairem6748]

Its great because he also doesnt filter his reactions to each piece of information; of course phil gets them right dan is an open book

[@charlotteb5262]

i read this as “phil is dan’s type to a tee” and i’m not gonna say anything else about that…

[@eliotonmars]

Okay but the Pinocchio tattoo is strangely on brand for Jason since he brought a puppet on the first date. Dude definitely has a thing for puppets 😭

[@cerrabloodsportz]

That's what the private account is for

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

Maybe he has a thing for the Fnaf puppet and that's why his account is private because it's so shameful, lol 😂

[@ur_lina]

​@@cerrabloodsportzyou are so right

[@softmossdog]

This made me cackle

[@maggiem764]

THANK YOU! I was hoping someone would bring it up! 😄

[@azurtierna]

dan’s story abt making it to the national finals of a christian puppet church play competition is so ???? but also makes so much sense

[@Dipandpip666]

I was waiting for it being a joke but he just kept going😭

[@agrv1999]

it’s the plot of bring it on lmaoooo

[@llcoffj]

Honestly it had big Robert Pattinson and the clown car energy

[@eevilauntie]

I feel like it could be a creepypasta but instead of spooky it would just be awkward and mildly surreal. Like... Candle Cove, Dan's Version

[@evelynjenkins4456]

It's giving closeted gay tragic backstory

[@derekdash4995]

Dan is so right about Jim. His chronic offline-ness would encourage me to be offline more, he's got the dragon money (and presumably his family aren't weird puritans about sex which is cool. plus free sex toys??), i don't care how he eats his bananas tbh, it's good to know he's getting that fiber from the peel. and the fluorescent lighting love will make him happy to do the grocery shopping. he just doesn't get to decorate our house. or maybe he can have one fluorescent room that i will not go in

[@ellaisplotting]

Exactly, he's a lil offbeat but seems harmless! You could definitely have a fun time with him!

[@molchmolchmolchmolch]

Agreed on all counts

[@juliettebyers5281]

mojo dojo casa fluorescent room

[@pinkbot]

i died with this

[@NicholeParker]

He's also not the guy who's hiding his puppet fetish poorly, so that's definitely a plus

[@MsLivinglegend19]

dan’s puppet story genuinely sounds like something doofenshmirtz would have as a villain backstory on phineas and ferb

[@jha593]

dan is like the dad who randomly drops pieces of lore that shatter your entire perception of the universe then shrugs it off like it was nothing

[@TheGarlicBread0]

Same energy as me finding out BOTH my parents had been married before each other at the crisp age of 13. Just randomly from my dad in the car one morning. lmao

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

So true my dad literally told me how he was arrested at 10 years old the other day

[@kf10147]

Me whenever my dad drops hints that he killed someone in the 80s

[@DragonicCherry]

@@kf10147 your dad is fascinating and i want to learn more lol

[@clementinekitten8305]

this video is: 30% dating boys 70% puppet trauma

[@cubisttubist]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OMG

[@syd943]

can we all take a minute to appreciate phil's pottery creation

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

I’m appreciating that I don’t have to ever stick my hand in that hole

[@AlyBr]

I don't know why but it gives me such aggressive deja vu XD. Like it's a thing that Phil's always had lmfao

[@VolpinaLadra]

no

[@fish6286]

fr i thought it was swell..

[@starsaur6664]

It has an intense vibe. I don't know what kind of intense vibe, but it certainly has one

[@really-quite-exhausted]

Dan taking Christian puppet theatre extremely seriously when he was younger makes SO MUCH SENSE for where we are now lmaoooo 😂

[@warrioroflovemax5221]

You're welcome for being the cause of Dan's puppet story. I'm so glad you guys enjoyed my puppet comment!!! I literally screamed and got so excited.

[@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839]

You did God’s work 😭

[@Daykieee]

Thank you for unlocking this lore

[@PavlovsLover]

Bow down to our god

[@DJ-lc5wy]

God bless! The way that story unlocked repressed memories of my grandma's youth puppet ministry was something I didn't know I needed. Thank you!!!

[@emptyist42]

You must be Santa cus Christmas came early today with this question brining Dan secret life!

[@randomripoff123]

no the funnier version is if you do this again not with celebrity or character images, but with stock photos. everyone in a stockphoto carries untold mental illnesses in their eyes. that combined with audience-submitted red flags? unbeatable.

[@jaycarter7489]

You're so correct about this

[@DeeLaBee]

I was thinking EXACTLY that.

[@emptyist42]

Oh my goodness!!!! You are a genius!

[@junojohnson9301]

YES!!! 100% this

[@OrangeGirl299]

Yes!!!

[@aloe8078]

I’m sorry but dan’s puppet story is absolutely killing me, out of all of the stories I could have expected from this man national British jesus puppetry finals is not one I could have possibly expected

[@karlitatv]

I think the most hilarious thing is thousands of people attending, I am Christian myself and honestly I would never put in my plans attending a puppet show, even if I wasn't Christian lmao

[@codibenham6915]

Listening to that story felt like a fever dream 😂

[@hellofrominside8524]

That story has 2013-2015 video energy.

[@tensnakesandacat2108]

is phil capable of not making accidental innuendos

[@jjustanotherone]

No

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

This man knows what he’s doing lol

[@bowie...]

ts is not accidental😭

[@aela5521]

“accidental”

[@1Lanavis1]

Accidental?😂 SureJan.gif

[@antikrista]

Dan and phil having a BL novel sponsor would be like a fever dream in 2016

[@mueslibitch54]

imagine that in 2014 as well

[@janevim11]

it's been 4 years since Dan came out and yet sentences like "I'm in my cougar era - watch out twinks, Dan is on the prowl" still catch me off guard

[@a_platypus]

the heir to bad dragon being chronically offline is conceptually hilarious but also makes a whole lot of sense

[@willowthewisp7357]

I choose to believe that Jason’s private account is just full of his massive puppet collection

[@scaleonkhan183]

hensonfan69

[@Thorncraft1]

I swear I need another 10 episodes of this but the card promts are totally different each time, like one game the tweets are more like "try to resist me" cards, and the other is like "which crimes can you turn a blind eye to" cards

[@holdingmythoughtsinmyheart]

this would be amazing it needs to happen

[@justaperson4656]

YES OMG I need like... An altered version of this game. Where I can just find icks, crimes, and whatever the opposite of ick is, maybe even some religious beliefs/conspiracies and play with them. Cards against humanity style packs

[@Ross_mo]

this would be the coolest modification

[@karlitatv]

​@@justaperson4656oh yeah an "antivaxxer" type of card would be hilarious

[@justaperson4656]

@@karlitatv waiting for the "believes vaccines were created by the devil to control people" and "Signed up for Elon musk's brain chip claiming he was a saviour of humanity" combo

[@tea9047]

as a lesbian, it’s funny that me and dan have chosen the exact same boys every single time in all three videos

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

"Look, I'm a heathen now." "And that's why I preach a life of sin." I love how casually Dan says these things. 😂

[@loglog1954]

Dan never having told that puppet story before and even Phil not knowing about it is CRAZY I feel like I just learned forbidden Daniel lore

[@venus027]

phil: "throbbing muscles" dan: "throbbing it up" yeah ok we are back.

[@inhuman3005]

Sooooo back

[@markipliertrash1562]

We're SO back!!

[@maxxi_pad]

dan casually dropping puppet lore is insane to me 😭

[@alyssadavila6847]

I’m sorry but Dans puppet story has me crying. You can tell this was a repressed memory. Man was reliving it in this video.

[@ErisCheshiree]

this needs to be a proper series with the twitter additions I'm hooked

[@sailor.neptxne]

same!!

[@honeysweet4804]

PLEASE

[@junojohnson9301]

YES omg same

[@twoyamsinacoat]

“tiny women slobbering over medium boys” is something i would like to never hear again, thank you 😌

[@saintnikz]

I love how in response to Dan saying he's in his cougar era, Phil says "Ohhhh" so earnestly as if that perfectly explains everything

[@deadline2157]

It is truly insane how well they know each other down to Phil guessing Dan wouldn't be bothered by the banana thing. Why communicate anymore when mind read

[@crownclowncreations]

I gotta say, Dan being traumatized at Christian Puppet Con was not on my Dan lore bingo card

[@tucan_sam]

Nakie is only acceptable if saying it to a dog after taking off their collar and then wag their tail because they’re happy

[@hiVanderLinden]

Then it's actually required!

[@bttrflymagic]

Alternate Title: Dan reveals the darkest, most puppety secret of all….and also there’s some games

[@HeisenbergFam]

Imagine being icky person and Dan & Phil attempt to prove their charisma by trying to date you

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

New y/n story dropped

[@iona5292]

​@@sophiewoycheese7855😭😭

[@min_nad]

Wake up babe new fanfic trope just dropped

[@sapphkey9899]

@@sophiewoycheese7855 the scream i scrumpt, i haven't heard that term (phrase???) in so long!!!! 🤣

[@carmelr5504]

If you're gonna keep with the gay games D&P era, I demand a finishing of Dream Daddy 😂

[@deadline2157]

YES gay week gay week more heartthrob more dream daddy

[@IamAlmostRealWitch]

yes, this

[@tova1412]

yessssssss it's what the people wants!!

[@suji19-09]

Yess 😆

[@sianmacdonald9996]

Yes we NEED this

[@mohanthegay4398]

LIVING for Dan's dark past of competitive church puppetry. the ex-vangelical in me is screaminggggg lmfao

[@fuzzylittlespider]

I was not expecting Dan to have a whole backstory about a national church puppet competition.

[@kelseymuick5776]

The identical blonde white boys' tragic slow burn love story was too absolutely iconic for an advertisement 😭

[@maia2837]

Honestly, that puppet national finals story Dan told is lowkey horrifying. I can't imagine how awkward all those small children felt watching that performance knowing they would have to follow it up with the same story but low budget. That was like something out of one of my recurring school nightmares.

[@frankiemillcarek6976]

It is Dan's version of Bring It On and that is too perfect.

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

The puppet story is Dan’s villain origin story

[@broadwaybibliophile1802]

Dan looking like he's going to delve into a Sad Gay Church Story (tm) and then launching into a whole ramble about puppets is the best part of this video.

[@WidgetWitch]

OK but honestly Jim was the pick because everyone else's combination of icks was like, suspicious or bad vibe inducing but Jim's just felt neurodivergent. Maybe he likes the banana peel texture? Maybe dim lighting bothers him?? Also being the heir to a bad dragon fortune and being chronically offline feels like impossible to happen by accident so I want to know the backstory there

[@megwelch6762]

I really feel like we need to track down all of the models from Heart Throb and make a gay cougar bachelor Netflix series

[@nathaliaelefsdrop7982]

your mind, i’m in awe

[@karlitatv]

That's the best idea I have ever heard, I would watch that even though I have never watched an episode of the Bachelor/Bachelorette

[@dracon525]

We could be lucky and the game itself has credits for all the models they used?

[@gracefoster7587]

@@dracon525I tried looking this game up for more info and to just buy it and couldn’t really find anything unfortunately. People just guess the models all came from the same agency and they license out their photos. Kinda like stock images

[@kelseymuick5776]

Dan's ongoing thing for mysterious boys has me absolutely gagged

[@ambertaylor2070]

“I lost the plot.” “You had the plot?” Cracked me up.

[@riamarra]

I feel like Dan's puppet story really explains a lot about his career tbh

[@chrisno5023]

it always gives me so much joy that even tho dan and phil have known eachother for so long they are still learning new stories about eachother like dan's puppet church😭😭

[@gnarlisparklephoti_6106]

I was not prepared for dan saying "watch out twinks, daddy's on the prowl" wtf Edit: timestamp 4:19

[@Dipandpip666]

I thought he said "Danny"?😭 Still wasn't ready tho Have to rewatch

[@genericredcircle8027]

Omg time stamp??? 😂

[@toluwalaseadediran9295]

​@@genericredcircle80274:20

[@gnarlisparklephoti_6106]

​@@genericredcircle8027 4:19

[@metroskyes5974]

The mono tone of it sends it

[@Asteriaaaa]

The way this game makes Dan and Phil fully unhinged is hilarious

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

“I’d let him use me as a puppet” I have to say this caught me off guard when honestly I should not be shocked by anything said on this channel anymore lol

[@CatalinaKelempan]

@@vikki-333 17:01

[@DragonicCherry]

Phisting

[@lucinfernos]

"i think someone who doesn't know about twitter would be lovely for you" is the funniest but also the sincerest thing i've heard in a minute

[@kf10147]

16:25

[@fymblebymble]

this sponsor is just another level of self awareness from dan and phil and it honestly made me laugh

[@raashi095]

Phil's handmade pot is giving coraline for some reason

[@karlitatv]

Yep, maybe he should paint it in the style of Coraline

[@raashi095]

@@karlitatv YESSS!!!

[@laurenasuzano1977]

i was not expecting heartthrob to become such an unironically entertaining series on this channel

[@raashi095]

Phil getting to know something new about Dan is such a mood

[@thevictorianvampire1155]

I feel like Dan and Phil singlehandedly healed the terrors of the last 5 years by bringing back this channel and uploading so frequently 😅

[@Soldrakenn]

It sort of feels like a chance to get the world back on track after it took a wrong turn to the future a few years back...

[@kathrynmft]

at 10:32 when it says 'indistinct' in the subtitles, Dan is saying 'smart price' - basically just 'budget'

[@howinnocentistheday]

the captions are probably written by an American (or just someone who's never shopped at Asda)

[@kathrynmft]

@@howinnocentistheday yeah they don’t seem to be doing the amara thing for the gaming channel otherwise I’d caption them with uk english myself

[@user-rz3nu3lm5r]

Getting people to send in their own prompts was such a great idea this is hilarious

[@charliewest4590]

i also had a puppet-esque church experience but what made it completely terrifying is that the children were sent into the basement via a trapdoor in the middle of the church mid service to go and play with the puppets. Needless to say I only attended when i absolutely had no choice.

[@luna-ii1hz]

what in the ever loving creepy ass fuck

[@sanne1997]

Omg? Are u ok?

[@karlitatv]

Yikes, what type of church you went to? Mine had a mini football table, idk the name exactly, and we had swings to keep us kids entertained when the adults went to the service. I think we even had some board games and we had a store next door with claw machines.

[@charliewest4590]

@@sanne1997 thankfully yes 🤣

[@sanne1997]

@@charliewest4590 okay good 😂

[@Gretchasketches]

Making heartthrob an actual series is my favorite thing to come from the dapg comeback

[@karlitatv]

Honestly one of my fave videos from a while back, it's even funnier now

[@rehliadeering4525]

"Jim is the heir to the bad dragon empire" explains his capacity for ignoring a hard bycicle seat 😂

[@sgdsingh9123]

Game SO improved! Also-Random boys from the 80’s is definitely funnier than actual celebrities🤣💕

[@liff_]

I don't know if I should be impressed with myself or ashamed that I guessed all of them right for both Dan and Phil

[@elenasinitsyna4943]

Impressed and proud

[@makaylawhittingham4009]

It’s an accomplishment bro. Be proud :D

[@karlitatv]

You should be impressed, I am so bad at guessing their answers I don't even try anymore lmao

[@stormpetrel5645]

Same, but it's sort of comforting in a way, I think... It's all just exactly as you expect :)

[@mckennahiler1742]

I truly thought Jim was wearing a tiara at first glance, and I was like… how specific? A princess cyclist 🤣

[@queerpotato]

omg me too haha

[@princessblazena]

Same😂

[@dontaskdontpastel]

This has to be one of my favourite series, this game is so unhinged

[@ry-et1vi]

This series is golden and i absolutely need to see more of it, but I think it could definitely be improved by switching up the questions!! Like also randomise the three questions to better scenarios like going to animecon together or doing an escape room, lots of potential

[@Katieisspeaking]

I feel like there's so many great artists you could get people to draw boys to pick from

[@memoriam.victoriam]

dan's puppet story was so insane i hope an animator jumps on that quick

[@Thecardinalsystem2003]

Dan being immediately over Phil’s shenanigans is my favorite thing ever 😂

[@ruthborg6076]

The way you two know each other SO well is somehow my biggest comfort in life.

[@Maddest_of_Hatters]

5:54 The zoomed in face for "Philip" is giving off MatPat vibes for me (I think it is the eyes).

[@QtheWhatever]

10:14 it is at this point that I realized Dan is describing the plot to sister act 2

[@Terr0rByte1]

Phil: I think Philip has a smouldering-ness behind those serial killer eyes Me: Yeah, so did Ted Bundy 😂

[@Oshacompliantshibari]

That was kinda why he was so good at what he did

[@Terr0rByte1]

@@Oshacompliantshibariexactly

[@kikiandthebrain]

dan being in the church youth puppet group might be the greatest and most insane piece of lore you've ever dropped on us OH MY GOD?!?!

[@thegreatwhitecloud]

Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Phil’s cinnamon sugar hair.

[@Biscuit_Case]

*This needs to be a series,* that's all i'm going to say.

[@hellofrominside8524]

I feel like part of being a Christian in the 21st century is acknowledging the damage done by the religion on individual, cultural, and historic levels. I wasn’t expecting Dan’s puppet show story but your experiences are valid and I’m sure your puppet show was delightful.

[@caffeinefiendd]

the biggest red flag is phil knowing the medical term for stress ass clenching

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

I want Dan and Phil’s red flags as a video. No more judging fictional boys, they need to judge themselves

[@boopsnoot163]

I missed that, what was it?!

[@professordoungut]

Wait what is it 😂

[@fork-it-over-ya-runt]

I think he only knew the medical name for the ass muscle

[@kkheelies8314]

that’s just the name of the muscle T_T

[@LynnLevy]

this video made me more asexual than I already was

[@Alyssav90]

same

[@krishashah3661]

Me too 😂

[@spaceacekaitlin333]

Lmao same 😂

[@rejkk]

Hahaha SAME

[@marmottrash]

😂

[@agirlnamedthom]

The frequency of these videos makes me believe that maybe we're in the good timeline now lmao😅

[@elwingsmith7352]

yes it's so weird ! I'm like should I stop rationning myself can I see the video now ? haha

[@olivias1566]

why does this new piece of Dan lore makes so little sense but also perfect sense

[@dornian_gray]

about a minute into dan's puppet story, I thought "oh, he's making this up as a prank on phil," but then it got SO insane and specific that i realized "no, this HAS to be true."

[@kaifeitler4737]

Somebody get these two the Red Flags card game, they need it. And I think it would combine well with this

[@Kayla-Mariposa]

With Jason both bringing a puppet to the first date and having a puppet tattoo on his...👀 I both need to know more about his puppet history and am terrified

[@raashi095]

Dan and Phil playing heartthrob again is them trying to make up for all gay energy they were repressing before hiatus!

[@eveningzach]

11:30 no because my boyfriend has never been chronically online and it's the weirdest thing for me /pos like HOW

[@DragonicCherry]

That's my dream guy tbh, chronically online boys are usually weird about women

[@chickadee4316]

i can't. The way Philip looks so much like MatPat is absolutely killing me

[@Paolo210395]

The puppet + Pinocchio tattoo combo is a deal-breaker for me Either alone would only be quirky; together they make me thinks something nasty is afoot

[@BigBrotherJupiter]

i think you are thinking of philip's foot

[@krishashah3661]

I'm loving how unhinged these two are while playing heartthrob after coming out 😂

[@rabnerd28]

Phil spending all of Dan's puppet story trying to determine if it's a shitpost or not

[@alexscantlebury7997]

The way Dan rolls his eyes when Phil says he thinks it’d be fun to date a Phil. Saying, no it’s not, take it from me 😉