HELP WE ARE SO LOST 🌎🤔 - Dan vs. Phil: GeoGuessr

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[@derekthedimple2986]

game: kmph dan: dan: dan: dan: yup we're in america

[@bokelmann4193]

derek the dimple geography king

[@aimia100]

they both fill me with happiness and disappoint me

[@hannahryan3138]

derek the dimple I NOTICED THIS TOO

[@YoNicePaprika]

smfhhhhhhh

[@clairestar3611]

IK I WAS SCREAMING

[@Gamzeemakara03]

you see kilometers per hour and you decide it's in the ONLY country that DOESN'T USE KILOMETERS

[@oliviakaiser1617]

akatsukigirl03 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. AND I WAS THINKING SOUTHERN CANADA

[@bayleygreen5376]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@drewbertdoo]

Right? "It's in America!" (But kilometers)

[@jazmyneleczo6568]

EXACTLY

[@jordynmoore5775]

akatsukigirl03 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@dannidalion1349]

I love how Dan saw "kilometers" instead of "miles" and still thought it was in America

[@tracimoyer9879]

dan, america is the only country that doesnt use the metric system.

[@karolinak7140]

Traci Moyer well UK as well doesn’t it?

[@mollyflora7299]

Karols K No they use the metric system in Britain

[@karolinak7140]

@@mollyflora7299 but they use miles

[@ethansheard3903]

Karols K no

[@geezafk692]

sees roadsigns: it's America sees trees: it's America sees mailbox: it's America sees sidewalk: it's America sees dog house: it's Denmark

[@houdini9739]

sees KMPH: it's America

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Sees crops: it’s America

[@emmavanemma5098]

sees cars on the LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD: it’s America

[@longlivethegays]

well, if it's a SIDEWALK....

[@jasonreidly2091]

Sees cows: it’s America

[@delaney8949]

"Look a tree!" "Must be in America"

[@sofiaakesson8437]

Sam Winchester sup sammy

[@VeryV]

Sam Winchester AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@rjnorris9129]

lol

[@dreamersTrance]

Dan: *sees a sign that says kmh as in kilometers as in not miles* Dan: im in america

[@isabellatoose3839]

Kilometres!!! Not kilometers!!!! Sorry I'm Aussie And easily triggered

[@belial7625]

both variants are correct

[@theo7000]

is that you Kanaya lmao

[@wizardbugs]

Aye more Homestuck brethren-- I'll leave.

[@arlofenn249]

Hey also! There was a Canadian stop sign

[@ughbimbo]

when dan said "grindr" instead of "tumblr" we should've known

[@eliek.5611]

" *You're* an American plant! " and other roasts by Phil... 😂😂

[@janosfasz5691]

that's how i roast people oof-

[@alyssa2807]

aesthetically cringy same

[@margareta.6945]

as an american, i can confirm that that’s an insult

[@syd6964]

"Canada! way to have American roads!" bih, it literally said kilometres on the road

[@annasandhofer4821]

Syd R IKR!

[@AKuld]

I thought the same thing.

[@areej182]

literally me !!

[@AmandaLori]

Literally though. American roads don't have the speeds written directly on them.

[@aafyr3]

They're probably really used to kilometers than miles :P

[@rosebrown7784]

Dan: *sees kilometers * Dan: . . . Dan: Yep definitely America

[@hatkinson9026]

SisterDanielisHere As if he's gonna know, he's british. Fuck off

[@rosebrown7784]

Woah calm down it's just a joke

[@elisetaylor1830]

SisterDanielisHere also when he clicks Colorado when the cars are on the left side of the road

[@martumont9928]

Technically in most of America km are use. Not in the US but in the rest of the continent

[@icantthinkofausername8964]

+T0tal Sh11 A lot of British people know about our ridiculous use of the imperial system.

[@camdotcoms]

*if you can imagine a tornado on the plains, it’s kansas* as a person who lives in missouri, i can confirm that this is accurate

[@adriennesayad5019]

omg same

[@karkeelious3805]

camaka same

[@paranoid_virgo1738]

camaka here in Florida the saying goes “if you can imagine a hurricane tearing down your house, it’s Florida”

[@paranoid_virgo1738]

Jk that’s not actually a saying

[@itssssstef]

I live in Kansas- and that is 100% true! We are mostly covered by tornado alley!

[@madelynbadger9617]

I love how Dan’s first thought is Grindr and not Tumblr

[@LauraCraycraft]

Madelyn Badger THANK YOU!!! My thought exactly!!

[@Magic-of-life]

Ex-frickin-actly! 😄😄 So many hints even before he came out

[@esf34147]

now we know why

[@dotdotdot...176]

Tbh same and I'm not even a guy

[@plutopepsi578]

Foreshadowing

[@littlemixlyrics6613]

*Sees cars driving on left hand side* Dan: Must be America *Sees kmh sign* Dan: Must be America

[@orbit-l9046]

I was internally shouting NO DAN THAT'S NOT RIGHT

[@zairahu]

Little Mix Lyrics I was screaming at the screen

[@Ardo2327]

Miles, right hand side, smh. Wow, Dan.

[@gleamglow]

Little Mix Lyrics i was laughing so hard i-

[@dansleftleg9409]

Open wide for captain lester

[@juleselu]

dan honey we don't use kilometers in florida

[@olivialgregg8783]

MemeAdminLol I literally just commented the same thing 😂

[@purpleflames2411]

IKR I was thinking the same thing that me don't use KM in the US

[@audreyjavan2384]

MemeAdminLol True Floridians use gators per hour

[@jaqsre]

splashwater135 lmao stop

[@lizzybethgrace6833]

MemeAdminLol we don't use kilometer in America at all. we use the metric system

[@Isabella-cu4wr]

*reads brazilian signs, sees brazilian landscape, passes by brazilian trucks* two white boys: ............ yup mexico

[@SaraRankins.]

Two white BRITISH boys

[@florenciadiaz7916]

"I will click Chile"

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

nope haha

[@thevirgivip]

Lmao and the signs were written in portuguese 😂 to me it was so obvious

[@danielasalazar5289]

I was literally screaming it’s BRAZIL what are you doing?

[@sonder_safety]

I love how Dan mentiones the spelling of Guessr and compares it to Grindr in stead of Tumbr. .. hits different now!

[@user-fr6nv8yu1f]

yep

[@alice3581]

i was actually thinking about that amendjsjdbdb true

[@haileysmith5928]

Ah nah

[@lautaroroldanpizzorno7494]

Yes, Tumbr

[@maria-yn1df]

When you're Hispanic and you see the last one tho... "I'm gonna go with Chile" *internally screams*

[@needlesscareme939]

Whisk. com TAN REAL

[@maiaagueroo5590]

Whisk. com I was literally screaming at the screen lmao

[@MelanieApples]

I'm brazilian so yeah i know

[@izlol1089]

Whisk. com same

[@emyisnotcreative]

I'm brazilian, but same

[@tima1800]

Dan and Phil: [sees a red farm] mmmm must be Kansas

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Are red barns really such an American thing? I was never aware of that...

[@outrosophie]

Me: *sees dan click Florida after seeing the 30 kmh on the road* Also me: Ah yes Daniel, Florida, the one state in America that uses the metric system. (Sarcastic tone) Nothing wrong about this at all.

[@datboidom7288]

introvertedsophie_ wait does Florida use the metric system or?

[@arlo7813]

I facepalmed so hard at that

[@fernbeengone6391]

All of these comments made me facepalm and laugh

[@zenzudraws]

I live in florida ;-;

[@tylerholland4652]

I was dying when they picked Florida. Yes dan and phil, America uses the metric system.

[@fayth541]

"Sky Flasher" No, Phil. That says "Jay Feather" Also, Zero Stars for Canada? Excuse me?

[@iousung]

Ikr? besides, America uses miles, not kilometres

[@foolishcrimes9846]

Jayfeather scree scree

[@glitchjoey]

FAYTH LØCK I love your Colby brock profile picture he’s my fav😂

[@ari9352]

Yeah why does Dan hate Canada?

[@serendipityfilms6769]

Ikr!

[@emmamckeown2457]

Me,a finnish person: FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND Phil: i think its in Seattle! Me: *cries*

[@kichiroofull]

Same :'D

[@iisa8342]

same

[@kichiroofull]

Mitä nää höpötät, metsäthän on oikein erinomaisen kauniita ja ihania!

[@sallanicholls8750]

Suomalaisen maiseman vaan tunnistaa

[@laurat.3597]

I'm not Finnish but I guessed somewhere in Scandinavia so not bad

[@kalena1985]

dan: **sees "kmph"** dan: we're totally in america

[@kristenmcgeorge3677]

I was laughing so hard at that

[@esmeralda6622]

i was screaming

[@margarethall7465]

omg i literally screamed

[@bingbong2135]

hey buddy you in london? it's obvious it was canada

[@anniecouey4608]

I saw the kmph and knew it was Canada immediately

[@amegglia]

apparently Finland is jurassic park now

[@MegaCc98]

such a weeb obviosly

[@sirius1770]

I can confirm, there's a raptor in my backyard right now

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

such a weeb oh there goes chris pratt

[@MegaCc98]

@@phantom_-ys3rv Korkki auki perkele 💁

[@aitipsea3909]

Ironically, Jurassic Park is located in Isla Nublar, 120 miles from Costa Rica

[@vilma20]

As a Finn who has spent many hours in buses staring at all the fields and trees that look exactly the same everywhere in this country I immediately knew that was a Finnish road and that those were in fact Finland trees and not Seattle trees I feel accomplished in life

[@justarandomgirl63]

I was just about to comment this exact same thing. I have now peaked in life, peaked as a Finn, peaked in general! I fact, this is the moment to which my whole life of riding buses staring at endless Finnish trees has been leading up to. 😌

[@jamierobinson7004]

Seattle isn’t particularly treesie

[@malachitemenagerie]

@@jamierobinson7004 It kinda is, just not downtown

[@malachitemenagerie]

But yeah, those aren't Seattle trees (or Washington trees)

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

Mia Chang exactly I live in the suburbs and once you’re outside, you would have to close your eyes to not see at least 3 trees

[@hollyberries2249]

Me, a Canadian: GUYS AMERICANS USE MILES NOT KILOMETERS AHHHH

[@Mcdonalds_french_fries]

Noborkdoggo I think he hates us

[@0306abby]

Eyeless emo Jack couldn't agree more. We got so much crap in this video 😂😂

[@Mcdonalds_french_fries]

0306abby yup but we never did something wrong so he could hates us.

[@elisecode2212]

Dan: it's America Me, an intellectual: it's my home and native land

[@tessanesdoly706]

Noborkdoggo Me

[@madiemcg]

"way to have american roads, canada" Dan says as he stares at a road with KILOMETRES on it

[@ikallibby]

I literally thought the same thing! Especially since my granparents are from they town they were at in alberta

[@Geoffrey454]

madiemcg true

[@LehTieKah]

Oh god when I saw them reading Portuguese I literally screamed Don't worry Phil, I was born, raised and live in Brazil and I would never have guessed where in Brazil it was.

[@fear7812]

Tiekanashirovevo same

[@vicsouza2511]

Mesmo que ele não tenha acertado, valeu só pelo Phil lendo em português kskdkdk

[@mariahbd8365]

nossa então vc eh meio burro né kkkkkkkkkkk sai um pouco de casa, para de ver vídeo no youtube. eh só olhar a terra vermelha que tu já tem ideia da onde no brasil eh

[@username-pb9ui]

nossa, sendo capixaba eu tava tendo um ataque pensando “MEU DEUS ISSO É MUITO NO ESPÍRITO SANTO” e aí descobrir que é em Minas não me surpreendeu nem um pouco

[@giovannnana]

Tiekanashirovevo SIM, ele lendo "fiscalização" já valeu por todo o vídeo

[@brielle4558]

Half of the video is them yelling at Canada for looking too American lmao

[@TwentyPaphonies]

Can we just take a moment to talk about the fact that the first thing Dan thought of when he heard GeoGuessr was Grindr

[@randomaccessmemory7116]

Twenty Paphonies and he admittedly spends hours on tumblr and didn't think of that

[@ffinnisonn]

Twenty Paphonies I bet he says these things just to tease us XD

[@haileeyyy8479]

ur everywhere

[@emo6577]

Random Access Memory that's what I was thinking

[@xAcidRatx]

Twenty Paphonies YAS YAS

[@laurel6835]

Dan: Way to have American roads you idiots! Me: Dan... We don't use kilometers.

[@PaigeA6741]

Random Person same lol

[@soaringwings7271]

Random Person that was the biggest hint!!!

[@brittanybritton7038]

Yes!

[@yournerdygamer2341]

Random Person Right!

[@tavahehe6694]

"It's the Danish Flag!" "No, it's obviously the *OhIO FLAG*." i can clarify that we do in fact have a flag for jUST Ohio

[@artistmyescape5642]

I'm pretty sure every state has a flag but YES IT'S THE OHIO FLAG I AGREE M8RINO

[@elliekennedyy]

@@artistmyescape5642 I live in Ohio I feel special our flag is triangle

[@elliekennedyy]

Not really triangle it's officially called swallowtail or whatever

[@horacethecheese1009]

I read that as Dan ish in my head lol. I'm so sorry. I'm actually part Danish as well

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

tavaa. Yes states have their own flag

[@noahsark4321]

"My nillies are so unwilly." Just one of Phil's amazing quotes

[@liliam2228]

Dan: You're just clicking willy nilly! Phil: My nillies are so unwilly. That's the actual funniest thing I've ever heard

[@liliam2228]

I wouldn't know as I live in America, but thanks for teaching about culture!

[@jakedagamer2237]

Zixith spirit lmao no one says or they would punched maybe it's because I'm in the north of England and by north the actual north not Manchester

[@sarahau2344]

"My nillys are so un-willy." -Phil Lester 2017

[@diegobrando5284]

Dan: That was in Canada Me: ABORT! ABORT! HE KNOWS WE EXIST

[@samelrafranklin-chessum9989]

It must be some kind of Kiwi Sixth Sense but as soon as I saw that road I knew it was New Zealand and the road sign just confirmed it. I really wished they'd shown where in NZ it actually was, although tbh all our roads look the same. It's just paddocks and distant hills here.

[@lenastewart5257]

Samelra Franklin-Chessum ha a that’s what I was thinking

[@caitlinveneer7314]

Ikr

[@lisa_vxng]

a dead giveaway compared to america wouldve been the side of the road the cars were on :D

[@katzukii4718]

frrr i immediately knew it was nz and i think the mountain was mt ruapehu?

[@snazzysitara]

Street: *says 30 kmh* Me: DAN YOU'RE NOT IN AMERICA EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT POINTS AWAY FROM AMERICA Dan: *clicks florida*

[@storiesbybrittney]

Right!? That's the best clue you can get lol

[@coreblue762]

Also when he saw the car driving on the left side of the road and clicked on America. -_-

[@markaplier7593]

GoldenStealthyRock I WAS YELLING "DAN WE HAVE MILESSSSSSSSS"

[@sashasmiles645]

GoldenStealthyRock IKR WE USE MILES NOT KILOMETERS

[@zoeianson5234]

Dan: way to have American roads you idiots 😂😂😂

[@bifieri]

Dan: there's a red barn, it's America Me: or it could be Canada Game: it's Canada /later/ Dan: ah a red barn, it's America Me: but, Canada? Game: yeah it's Canada again *sigh*

[@sara.4140]

francesca. 😂😂

[@katbolton5224]

francesca. Same

[@marshmallow-fluff]

Ikr

[@kendratyhurst9685]

or 30km that's Florida, right? I was screaming Canada at my screen

[@linelindholm7332]

Same with "oh is says KMH, it must be America" Oh no.... no no no 😂😂

[@jude632]

throughout the whole of this i was just screaming "wHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD ARE THEY ON DANIEL"

[@yooitsalyssa]

Nobody: Dan: *trying to read a location off of a speed limit sign*

[@tophatcat9996]

the language could give it away. also if it says miles it's America. it could help

[@gracehejka9567]

Can I just point out that Dan thought of Grindr before Tumblr

[@alexrightnow2531]

I KNOW I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF SOMEONE SAID THIS

[@factualfuck922]

@Magnus Chase he already did

[@TheLadyMiya_]

Me, a Canadian: You're in Canada, you're in Canada, you're in Canada you're- Dan: I think I'm in Kansas Me: *cries*

[@angelaphsiao]

*sees a farm *must be Kansas

[@infinitilps8575]

Angela Hsiao *some trees SEATTLE

[@MakenzeeGrace]

me when they guessed almost as far away from New Zealand as they could

[@shipasheep5492]

Miya im russian and i died when they were in russia and dan said oh is that greek

[@catcrime4593]

Miya OMG XD I feel so bad for you now 😂

[@aubreyhewitt5482]

"30 kmh" definitely America

[@aubryellaotero1064]

Sign: *Clearly says “Maximum 50”* Dan: M-meh....moo...??

[@mollyadams8844]

Game: cars on the left, foreign signs, and kilometers per hour Dan: HAS TO BE AMERICA

[@faith-bi8sd]

Madams 538 I WAS SO FRUSTRATED WHEN THIS HAPPENED

[@lanac2970]

I don't think he realises Australia is a place too

[@gerardyeero2389]

*me, being an American in America* DAN WE USE MILES.

[@KrystleMay332]

Gerard Iero THANK YOU

[@TheJanaRina]

Gerard Iero I am not even American but I thought the same

[@angelaw6656]

Gerard Iero I know right, every time they were actually in Canada (being a Canadian) I just kept yelling at my screen saying it wasn't the U.S.

[@TheLadydanni]

I know. We're literally the only country in the world that can't even metric.

[@taylorhuling3289]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@shelbyrazor6171]

Dan wasn't far off when he said he would've guessed Portugal. In Brazil, the main language spoken is Portuguese

[@username-pb9ui]

Shelby Razor he was just super far on the vegetation and all of that, but the signs were definitely in Portuguese

[@khaipie9204]

Dan speaking Danish made my day ;)

[@celinamaria9939]

Khaipie What was he trying to say though? When they were looking at the map, I did not understand that, did you? 😅

[@khaipie9204]

he said something about the danish police hahaha

[@nilla6342]

Celina Sakjar He said the names of the city's ...

[@A-_-A.]

DANish

[@nilara93]

@@celinamaria9939 Celina Maria i'm 98% sure he was refrencing the danish/swedish tv-series "the bridge" by saying "Saga Noren, länskrim malmö" - but messed it up and said "danska polisen" (which means the danish police, while Malmö is in Sweden 😂)

[@evanpancakes8290]

"Suck those points, Lester" Wow Daniel..

[@GalacticGamble]

Evan Pancakes I enjoy how competitive they get, so sassy!

[@evanpancakes8290]

Best Friends Forever Who Game ikr!

[@akemi4391]

"it says: this way to russia" im sorry this made me cry

[@annabellehayes3917]

Chiara Don't cry craft!

[@sisterstop1579]

AnnyBeauty - & more 😂😂😂

[@dot4464]

same 😂

[@kiraakimova840]

Me, actually sees russian sign: **hystrically laughing** Dan: It's Russian? Maybe It's Ukrainian? Or maybe It iS gREek?

[@bubblegumbunny]

everyone's roasting dan for the "kilometres in america" thing but nobody's roasting phil for the abomination of a sentence that was "fertilise my crops, mappy"

[@crybabyworld7598]

When this game is the closest you get to going outside

[@ryleemalle4052]

what are outside?

[@crybabyworld7598]

Rylee Malle I only wish I knew... *sighs*

[@emily_p2]

well you can't ignore pokemon go

[@marshmallow-fluff]

Ikr

[@Luna-sc5lt]

Crybaby World I DUNNO WHAT "OUTSIDE" IS! It's a dangerous world out there

[@sashamatsumoto174]

"I'VE BEEN TO NEW ZEALAND I KNOW THEY HAVE MOUNTAINS!"

[@lenastewart5257]

Sasha Matsumoto I live in nz

[@turnupthemusic9339]

Georgia Ellis cool!

[@emz9168]

yea I live in nz too

[@annalengkeek6880]

11.26 the sign says 'danish apples'

[@emilylovesteaandturtlenecks]

He really said "I thought it was Portugal" but the primary language of Brazil is..Portuguese 😤 linguistic legend

[@-sam-4807]

Dan: *sees typical crosswalk* "AMERICA" Dan: *sees 30 kilometres per hours on the road* "AMERICA" No Dan, America uses miles. I thought you would of learned that from your first go.

[@tapphic]

ALSO doesn't America use more round-a-bouts?

[@letsplayxboxsports]

No way. Round abouts are definitely more of a European thing. Sure, we have them here, but they are still sort of rare. Even more so, I dont know if I have ever seen a roundabout in the states that is more than 1 lane wide, where Ive seen 3 and even 4 lane roundabouts in Europe.

[@Dani-tj3dz]

Sam * ALSOOO!!!!!!! Americans don't drive on the left side of the road. We are one of the ONLY countries that do

[@chad6065]

Sam * When he guessed the location in New Zealand was somewhere near Denver and the cars were clearly driving on the left 😅

[@blurryphan7578]

but this is one of the many reasons why Dan needs to be protected at all costs. XD

[@thathufflepuffchick8327]

I SEE MY LOCATION ON THE MAP AND THIS IS THE CLOSEST I WILL EVER GET TO MEETING THEM. 😂😂😂

[@courtbeals4091]

that hufflepuff chick Same

[@thathufflepuffchick8327]

Hercules Mulligan lol

[@joycelyn200]

Same. Hi I'm a Hufflepuff too

[@annamckean9703]

that hufflepuff chick r u also from nz?? Bc man I'm so far from the whole bloody world

[@thathufflepuffchick8327]

Kitchen Sink hi fellow badger!

[@laurathedad]

It's the hottest day of the year ... Dan has a freaking sweater on

[@dxnt1699]

listening to them speaking Danish is EVERYTHING

[@giannarighi2168]

Every comment is someone getting offended about Dan and Phil not knowing their country or culture. I'm just sitting here laughing that apparently everything looks either British or American.

[@willow2893]

E N G L I S H

[@blurryphan7578]

lol same. XD I'm completely cool with it. They know a lot about geography for the most part, and it's super cool that they know that. :) I'm not offended they confused America for Canada, heck I did too tbqh.

[@ChelseaChickadee]

Not quite, Willow. "British" is correct because they were also referring to Scotland and Wales. However if one was talking about their accents, then "British" would be incorrect because there's no such thing as a British accent and your correction to "English" would make sense.

[@dealialestina8600]

A M E R I C A

[@framingfroggy]

Chelsea Chickadee most scottish people won't refer to themselves as British lmao

[@isabellaclarke7654]

Dan says "Grindr" when he literally could have said "Tumblr"......

[@bean9922]

Especially when he claims to spend all his time on Tumblr, you would think that would've come to his mind first...

[@laurenbeddoes3478]

he just spends all his time on grindr instead...

[@will.i.kiwalla]

I literally said aloud just to myself why didn't he say tumblr?

[@isla5669]

i LITERALLY was about to say the same

[@Natenoooo16]

I thought the same aha. Says something ;)

[@morgan6150]

**them seeing cars driving on the left side of the road** denver for sure

[@electra_is_bored9653]

5:27 the fact that Dan even mentioned the fact that Greece exists for some reason just made my day a little bit brighter!!

[@toni_m00]

*signs in Portuguese* Phil: I think it's Chile ...... XD

[@mooncherrie]

Toni M *Laughs in Chilean*

[@Kingseye7]

How was he meant to know what Portuguese was?

[@SkylerBaysaELEVIN2]

@Human, fyi, many people do have a general idea of how languages look when written down, i.e. the letters ã and õ are distinctly Portuguese and 隶草 is Chinese or Japanese even if you don't speak the language.

[@holliemai5810]

Dan and Phil calling each other by their last names is what I live for

[@scarlett8749]

thatsoundslike soul is your username from a drunk history of fob- told by Brendon urie😄

[@AlleyCatAlex]

hollie mai same :3

[@ireneflamel9899]

hey, can you two play the airport game? the one where mapcrunch drops you into random streets and you have to find the airport

[@teslamonky]

Iowa: *75% corn fields* Phil: chooses Kansas Phil: calls Des Moines *De Mwah* Me: *cries* nobody cares about Iowa

[@charlie4974]

I care. Iowa is my fav state.

[@AlwaysTired24.7]

As soon as I saw it I knew they were in Iowa, our cornfields are superior 😤

[@hawkii744]

You’re right no one cares about Iowa 😳

[@des.9831]

i forgot iowa existed tbh

[@hazel-6709]

I love how they literally saw the KMH painted on the road and still thought it was the US.

[@omeglefriendly1218]

same

[@srsr60]

I was about to make a comment about this!!

[@mikaylahhuff2092]

Hazel - same

[@LM11116]

Dan: oh look kilometers per hour Dan: let's guess the only first-world country that doesn't use metric

[@basicallybluesky]

LuxMashups my thoughts exactly

[@reenaa.3649]

LuxMashups LITERALLY

[@boychick0372]

All of America is shaking their head.

[@bri4508]

LuxMashups I just sighed loudly when Dan did that

[@moregan5735]

LuxMashups I was just about to comment the same thing

[@hdaw-wx9zy]

The amount of times Dan has flexed his geography alevel in various videos is hilarious

[@potatodoesstuff2768]

Them being able to recognise Denmark gives me hope

[@wartygourd]

Dan: literally most of earth is just fields No Dan, most of earth is water

[@maheviin]

i'm starting to question whether he did A level geography or not

[@momoroxy]

XD I thought the exact same thing

[@rhyannonsparks1457]

Elle V read this as he said it ^·^

[@poppy2976]

Dan saying "Grindr" before "tumblr" says something

[@Sebastian-fs9zy]

They both say the same thing, tbh.

[@TheAliceandJazper]

YEP.

[@user-og2ig6om8s]

it says everything

[@sharingiscaring210]

boy juice true

[@wiktoriamielniczuk4237]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO POINT OUT

[@carolineengland3067]

i rewatch these geo guessr videos whenever i’m anxious to help me, and i watch them even when i’m not. but it helps so much so thank you dan and phil 🥺

[@ashleyaudy9318]

I’m honestly so amazed by how accurate Phil was with his guesses

[@marianamauricio]

phil reading in portuguese made me laugh so much omfg XD

[@liv3371]

Mariana Maurício SIMMMMMMM ATENCIANO

[@ukiyo12117]

i freaked out so much when i saw it was Brazil!!! that's the closest Phil will ever be of coming to Brazil hahah (laughing but actually crafting on the inside)

[@LarissaLima-xy7iv]

Mariana Maurício FISCALACIO KKKKK Dan pelo menos pensou em Portugal

[@elevann3437]

Mariana Maurício FISCALACIO

[@carolinasantiagodemedeiros9733]

Omg YES

[@guac.andcookies2136]

Make a drunk gaming video

[@nistinyan9828]

I agree

[@radishish9273]

bad idea, they'll just end up making out

[@blameitonashley6270]

Radish~Is~Gay that's why it's a good idea

[@Cimonay]

Radish~Is~Gay thats why it needs to be live

[@noahsmith4027]

Nooooo that is a horrible idea you idiot

[@lanabanananana]

as soon as i saw that ‘when frosty’ sign and the mountains i thought NZ immediately lmao

[@charlottemerrick8937]

lana banana I love our “when frosty” signs 😂

[@lenastewart5257]

I’m back again and I still thought this

[@moz5609]

I KNEW IT WAS FINLAND I KNEW IT I KNEW IT kinda cuz I live there lol

[@rileynewchurch2414]

me: it's canada dan & phil: it's somewhere in america me: it's canada. america doesn't measure in kilometers dan & phil: it's in florida but where me: IT'S IN FUCKING CANADA

[@danidani000]

SAME

[@lacimac444]

YES

[@KG-xu9vf]

Roses and Riley SAAAME

[@gothcleric]

Roses and Riley Canadian citizens will know the answers 😪

[@gothcleric]

Roses and Riley or just really geographically educated people

[@Emma-dz2dr]

Game: cars on left Dan:Well it's obviously America

[@hiyamydude4903]

Internetrash game: kmph Dan: obviously America duh

[@acringeusername9860]

Seen dream and george play this game and was summoned back to my roots

[@alvmxi]

same omg

[@daz1717]

thats why im here too

[@lunazoe4936]

I miss them so much 😭😭

[@meenalynn4283]

"kilometers per hour. I'm gonna say we're in Florida" - Daniel Howell, 2017

[@gatangela2008]

at that point i literally screamed "AMERICA IS STUPID AND USES MILES U DINGUS IT HAS TO BE CANADA"

[@tailsthebest1]

Camila Lol, you say that, but the UK uses Miles too.

[@Jayfeather232]

I was gonna say that, you beat me to it lol

[@isaac.aaron.standen]

SAME WHAT THE HELL theyve been to america smh,,,,

[@4weirdkids]

EXACTLY. Not only that but I've never seen the speed marked on the road. I'm pretty sure they're always on road signs..

[@itkulokki2746]

Phil: "So it's winter", honey thats summer in Finland

[@dansleftleg9409]

Open wide for captain lester

[@annasuo4782]

itkulokki right 😂😂

[@LizzeBanana]

itkulokki HHAHA YES

[@Blox248]

Current Score: Dan: 11 Phil: 10 Current Score without All or Nothings: Dan: 13 Phil: 8

[@AlmaMarie333]

I knew immediately when they were in Denmark omg. It's so flat here you shouldn't think twice about it being Denmark.

[@sylve2474]

sign: *has km/h* Dan: It's America.

[@adraccaa]

sylva lane I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@val_v08]

Dan: it's Mexican language Me: *cringes in spanish*

[@eggsalad9033]

It didn't even look spanish to me I thought it was portuguese

[@Lidwien1997]

Vale V Dan obviously doesn't actually think there's a Mexican language it was a joke😂

[@rafaelasofia6417]

Y'all *it was* portuguese

[@eggsalad9033]

okay good that's what I thought

[@mariaunbokata]

SAME HERE *lloran2*

[@BDalyPeoples]

Holy crap, I thought I recognised that road XD (I'm In New Zealand)

[@elise7279]

but all our roads look the same lol

[@jostewart3192]

Dear diary, It has been 1,238 and there’s still no sign of it. I have been subscribed to DanandPhilGames since it’s inception and still, to this day, hold hope. One day my pig with planets for feet will come.

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Dan and Phil calling each other by their last names is my new aesthetic.

[@A-_-A.]

*Thus began the surname kink*

[@tracimoyer9879]

same

[@dzhekevna]

Haha, Dan referring to Spanish as the "mexican language" As a mexican, I am laughing too hard.

[@Nancy-uv9eu]

same XD

[@vega31416]

and it was actually portuguese lol

[@judgehangman]

Ali Bellamy the fact that it wasn't even Spanish is what makes it even funnier

[@annakorovnikova7072]

Ali Bellamy it was a joke

[@killa1419]

Ali Bellamy it was Portugese my dear comrad

[@finleygray417]

as a Dane i was so surprised that it took them to Denmark AND that Phil got so close lol

[@vasynytlapsi]

The pain of seeing a place that you immediately recognise as your home country, and then watching Phil guess several thousands of kilometres wrong while you're internally screaming

[@dominology.]

Dan: *sees cars driving on the left side of the road* Dan: AMERICA

[@elisonfire]

In America danyul, we use miles not kilometers.

[@venusnimne4120]

Liz Berr ikr

[@kawaiiunicorn9138]

It's is Daniel

[@Lili-jj3jy]

Liz Berr cause y'all are weird lol jk

[@faith9196]

Literally my thoughts exactly

[@mags1250]

ikr. i thought the same think

[@AZ-yw4zl]

schools back and i haven’t had time for anything i enjoy. today is the first day i got to just relax and i chose to watch da and phil. rn u guys r the only thing bringing me happiness so thanks 💓

[@theresekeniry2259]

Tropical? Scotland Hotel? Trivago

[@wlsai]

Thérèse Keniry 😂😂😂

[@thyphan2110]

Thérèse Keniry Scotland is not Topical I know it's not it's more of an ocean

[@judgehangman]

Thérèse Keniry christ

[@okaypearl]

i love you

[@thyphan2110]

Malachi Farmer I know