Dance With the One That Brought You

[@RandomAutist]

Bald white guy enters chinese restaurant and orders in perfect english and doesn't get punished for it.

[@votecthulhu9378]

+2

[@bucefal7584]

He was losing cause he forgot to put the beans above his long John

[@ChadEichhorn]

+2

[@disturbedsquid6279]

Long Shawn now, keep up

[@pcareo-dactyl3327]

How the hell did he get the xian all the way to the top!?

[@SignumExilio]

All the "My son" and "recieve benediction" jokes NL made during this stream have me CONVINCED he knows he looks like a Cleric with that high turtleneck.

[@greenbean4422]

me when I'm at my father's brunch restaurant

[@talia_al_gabagool]

You know NL would go crazy with a friar cut if he had some hair

[@AlienatedBronze]

​@@talia_al_gabagooldid he ever entertain an idea of wearing a wig for a stream?

[@TurtleMountain]

dude NL would make a CRAZY preacher. just imagine him giving a speech from the pope mobile or something it'd be incredible.

[@greenpeppersalad]

​@@TurtleMountain GET IT TWISTED, GOD LOVES YOU

[@unitmikey7]

The missed +2 scaling of posting this run on the main channel with the title "Get Ready to Learn Chinese, Buddy" will greatly affect NL's run of Real Life down the line.

[@LithiumPoisioning]

what are you talking about he’s literally never punished man

[@DukeChameleon]

Pufferfish fans when Elongated Jonathan comes in:

[@comicalsansms8238]

Joel

[@Dschonathan]

She long for my John till I tenpiece?

[@david23627]

+2

[@satyropodobny101]

+2

[@jupajup]

+2

[@jamiemitchell1176]

7:15 When the demon that resides within me comes out for a second

[@comicalsansms8238]

🏳‍🌈

[@vk-hm6te]

+2

[@litapd311]

+2

[@MindGobby]

Soooo true plus three

[@goblinarchives]

+2

[@lefi_is_here]

He was tempted by the great serpent and ate the forbidden fruit, but harm did not befall him for he is never punished

[@mehedi1178]

+2

[@BeaverOfDooom]

+ tuah

[@AKAnotu]

langxian enjoyers when the other 17 classical weapons of wuxia are added in

[@EddsHere]

This build actually popped off so insanely hard. It was crazy seeing it live

[@pedrokiihl856]

I confess, I didn't believe it at first. But the scaling... Holy fuck

[@genericname4362]

Religius Tien does not exist he cannot hurt you Religius Tien: 11:36

[@DipolarApathy]

Fuckin HEAT

[@holdenwoofter5896]

+2

[@JamrockHobo]

+2

[@jacethomas5562]

+2

[@austingoldinger7943]

Would love to see the reaction of the poor soul that has to face the ghost of this run

[@PlaceBotox]

Bloke is on the tail end of 8 Dooley meta builds back to back, and finally breathes in relief seeing Vanessa, just to see a 5k, crit andy 2 shotter coming right up his ass.

[@BruhBruhyan]

Long John when short Hank walks in:

[@Zooropa_Station]

"Who the eff is Hank"

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

"Sometimes you wanna run bad items instead of pufferfish nonstop" Pufferfish is part of the rotation on the next cut Cinema

[@quintsly]

Who tf got him convinced that "long" is wrong but "john" is correct I'm losing my mind wondering if my Chinese has secretly been wrong my whole life

[@tiredmann]

Seeing the long john saga finally reach its first 10 wins was satisfying. NL was flopping his long john like a mad man by the end of his runs. That 100% crit + double crit damage was godsent

[@despicabledisa]

when i got on the stream and he was playing the 720 long john i was crying actual tears. couldn't believe my eyes

[@LeadAHorseToVodka]

Says he doesn't know how to pronounce Langxian, refuses to read any of the messages in chat typing it out phonetically. This man is an absolute engagement magician

[@BibesyViper]

No one believed but he knew something we didnt

[@sethyrie-2564]

total long john cultural victory

[@fritzophrenia3146]

He made a damn longjohn death star

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

LONG LONG JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN

[@GaleblazeXYZ]

I get it +2 longlongman

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

@GaleblazeXYZ yes man, yes

[@Theiupsilon]

The cinema never stops

[@tunnagan]

I still don't understand this game very well, but I do know that Langxian is always the answer

[@kaizerdeath12]

NL really taking the "Get Ready To Learn Chinese Buddy" to heart

[@TheImpishSquire]

Long John killed Pyg through the damn code.

[@Dschonathan]

Was there for it live but watched this masterpiece again.

[@Archimedes.5000]

9:09 "me when I read :cereal:"

[@nowal_6093]

13:37 he really did paint his shit red, huh

[@Orbalorbadingdong]

I find myself genuinely challenged and at a loss struggling to find something that gives me more pleasure than seeing an item like Long John actually snowball successfully. That's literally the entire reason why I can't seem to stop playing these games - when it hits, that dopamine is CRAZY and I feel so smart for no real reason. It's clearly just luck, but it's like gambling 😭😭 Disclaimer: I am someone who has arguably been addicted to autobattlers like Backpack Battles (400+hrs within first month)

[@lime9699]

Langxian Silver's

[@zsmith200]

Missed opportunity to make it aquatic

[@Blackobluna]

The Long John discourse may bring me to watch all Bazar vids

[@khonnuh]

he's in so deep that he's Shania Twain posting

[@ericlytle2209]

In so deep they call him Sum 41

[@XypherFTW]

I love seeing the Langxian pay off in a run, its so fun

[@BobbyJohnson-n4u]

The need a haste skill "If longjohn is your only weapon decrease its cooldown by 20%"

[@convoyxd]

11:40 me when I see a demon

[@SerjeTheRobot]

NL thinks he's mispronouncing the first part of 狼筅 "lángxiǎn" but his "lang" is actually correct, its the second "xian" that's wrong. 1) 'x' in Chinese pinyin doesn't sound like 'j' but rather like a palatalized 's' ("сь" for the Slav boys) 2) 'ia' is a dipththong similar to « -Kan- ye -West- ». So a better approximation of the weapon's name is actually "Long See~ann" except you be like Long🤨SeeAnn😒 (tones) TL;DR: GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY

[@yamothafreakinboi]

you can tell NL has never worked a career job because he's gone full zip on his quarter zip. finance bros everywhere are clutching their pearls

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

he's run it unzipped but he even buttons his polos all the way up so it tracks

[@trevorBbracket]

inventor of langxian be like: we gotta make the spear LONGER

[@TheGamingAbyss]

I like the longer videos. But its nice to see him get long john working.

[@30763076]

Many missplays and never punished. The egg does it again.

[@stickpeoplegamedudes]

getting ten wins the laaaaaaaaaang way

[@josephs9303]

7:15 me when im playing Jeff in Marvel Rivals

[@lolzold4]

Prophecy foretold

[@navyblustick7758]

30 seconds ago? Anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

[@elfguy2007]

Long john does it again.

[@Tisvly]

I love the legend of Long John 😇 Thank you librarian

[@jacethomas5562]

Long Sean

[@CheshaGurimu]

Selling the puffer fish was such big dick energy

[@Sneeek]

Hooold the phone the outro song here hes spitting low ley

[@Nightknight1992]

i just wish he had any item that can be hasted next to his crows nest xD

[@VVIllam100]

from the moment he first bought it I knew this run would be legendary

[@masyumarou]

truly the possessor of the longest john

[@ahvay183cm]

I see a title that is word soup and a fun thumbnail then I just buckle TF in for the ride thank you, Librarian for the gift

[@PandaBearWithMic]

As the prophecy foretold!

[@randomtaglmao]

The Longest of John's

[@jettisonantics]

it simply can't be beat

[@senopheria]

Watching NL play this us recapturing the feeling of me watching someone play TFT for the first time... what the fuck is happening

[@warr5250]

Only a fool with try to long a john

[@sp0ck1p]

I tried to get into Bazaar last night. I'll try again tomorrow. Maybe one day I'll understand this mess of squares and rectangles.

[@Tom3kkk]

I hope this long john is going to be a tuber, the type A youtube viewers will love it

[@momoaa]

I hate it i hate it i hate it

[@masonskiekonto590]

he did it i cannot believe

[@votecthulhu9378]

it scales infinetly its OP guys

[@Kurobeau]

NL in the black turtle neck AND talking about Long John. who is he a Beatle?!

[@VerbalLearning]

The Langxian Gambit.

[@Taydolf_Swiftlor69]

I thought he was Sun Wukong😂

[@palool6]

Just woke up, pog

[@Archimedes.5000]

I BELIEVED

[@boogit9979]

A skilled Langxian can beat any Pufferfish

[@midxtimer1541]

Dance me

[@rattenkollektiv]

THE LANGXIAN

[@randomperson01]

call me langxian the way i scale

[@winstonwilson2714]

Someone get an ipa pronunciation guide for this man

[@oacmd282]

[lǎn.ɕjɛ̀n] I think. Don't think ɕ (Voiceless alveolo-palatal fricative) is really used at all in English though. But I guess the tones are more troublesome anyways.

[@mattsun7403]

this was when i realized nobody in chat could actually speak Chinese

[@matthewklepatz937]

can we get a goblin Ryan compilation 7:15

[@zaklesiou]

We're Langxian guys

[@nomnom-]

He actually use the star chart

[@David-eq6eu]

holy fuck seeing soloshakey made my brain do a BBC sherlock back to friends v friends Im so cooked

[@HongDuDev]

Lung Shien gets you pretty close

[@momoaa]

Long john is not even bad if you fight weak opponents, which is what makes it bad. Playing long john is the equivalent of signing up for a fighting tournament, doing 0 prep, and your winning strategy is hoping you get seeded into the only guy in the torunament who is a wheelchair bound paraplegic (they dont let him use his wheelchair in the arena because its a deadly weapon)

[@MioAppreciator]

anyone else miss sap

[@Ragnell123]

THE LONG JOHN. i think it’s pronounced Long Shien or Long Sien depending on the dialect. But there are so many Chinese dialects, it’s all going to be slightly different depending on who you ask.

[@xsision5513]

All my Hugh Jass friends hate long John

[@Nooverlierer]

I know NL said he's not even interested, but i really wanna see him play TFT

[@ninjacolin7982]

I wish I knew what was going on

[@suakeli]

Another common Clamera 10 wins

[@LangxianApologist]

This is my video

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

LMFAO

[@zephdef1781]

[@zionlima5083]

x views in x minutes, fell off

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

No no, it's fine, I just didn't think it would be Chinese

[@ReasonablyJazzy]

whats this game called?

[@I_EAF_19882]

this NL guy is so worldy that he's not sure if he should pronounce Langxian with a korean inflection or a chinese inflection. Ummm, check please!

[@mauvemus5810]

Librarian was listening to P!ATD while editing this video

[@mauvemus5810]

It's a Shania Twain song man tf was I talking bout

[@cocoxcocoa]

I love NL but I dont understand how he plays games like this while refusing to read the cards descriptions.

[@pazortegaFGC]

yo chat has he bantered about hawk tuah girl crypto scam yet

[@tomorrowandtoday]

Only americans can say the hard a

[@uS0ra]

It's actually pronounced like lung she-an 😊

[@oby1794]

is it just me or this game’s artstyle smells of ai

[@wrask]

I don’t think it’s AI but it is for sure the “ArtStation portfolio of someone who works on mobile games” art style that is derivative of WoW and has been around long enough for genAI to have been fed a LOT of

[@hAhA-hp4kc]

looks like a bullshit mobile casino

[@oby1794]

@@wrask so it is the style that ai is trying to replicate, not actual ai, gotcha

[@blunderbussy7654]

9 views in one minute, washed smh

[@WorldGoods]

Long Sean