Which animal would make the best spouse?

[@GLUBSCHI]

This is the day k8 turns into k9

[@luka3223]

+4

[@mastermonkey2472]

underrated comment, deserves thousands of likes

[@litapd311]

+1

[@mattsun7403]

notice how NL didn't pick a worm, curious

[@Zeffpenguin]

Nothing curious about it brother, he said he wouldn’t love his wife if she was a worm

[@lred1383]

@@Zeffpenguin consistent, if nothing else

[@guyjay]

+2 joke +2 icon

[@sasquatch.8]

😂

[@dahouss18]

@@sasquatch.8 i got linked this video through the animated worm bit and i was kinda hoping he would pick worm

[@drflaggstaff9008]

"It loves you like a person... but its a real bear... and you live in like a disney house" Chiblee is a true chaotic good

[@Random_Fanguy]

RIP Apollo he would’ve hated this conversation.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Maybe he would have the perfect answer.

[@themandarin7253]

Me marrying my hawk wife: till hawk tuahs part

[@SpiceLettuce]

as opposed to marring your human wife where you would say till human tuahs part

[@themandarin7253]

if i was marrying my human wife I would say: till hawk tuahs part

[@ChadEichhorn]

+2

[@stoneguinea]

+2 but i'm not happy about it

[@athiedoll]

Daaaaaamn +2

[@Spood6]

Chiblee is like the Michael Jordan of animal marriage hypotheticals if you think about it

[@classicaljazz]

i won't be, thanks

[@DripNZ]

The Michael Jordan of animal marriage hypotheticals played his final game tonight.

[@violetinreal]

​@@DripNZ emboldened by his furriness he wanted to feel alive

[@warr5250]

I’d marry a horse: -Honey, can you drive me to work today? -Hop on, babe

[@arbter116]

Also you could get one that’s jtrhnbr

[@leidenfrost3821]

So, a regular horse??

[@TheMasterswordish]

Was thinking along the same lines but then an Elephant

[@diegoperafan2768]

Based

[@Guruc13]

Seeing that person Uber to work three days in a row... Oof...

[@exoqqen]

holy shit i got hit with the deepest sadness as he brought up marrying a primate. You come home all depressed because you let down your team at work and your chimpanzee wife just stares into your eyes trying to understand what a job is, why she is in a house and how to make you smile

[@dsquared9044]

The bunny from Liars Bar, it is a sexual thing

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Don't get it twisted. he's fucking the bear

[@Crow_Bitch]

dude she's dead

[@afrollamma]

100 likes and no replies, amazing work dsquared9044

[@LiarJudas666]

they did add a bunny?

[@rehab_herr]

a crow is basically passive income

[@emmettbrown3463]

and they're pretty awesome too

[@oliviapg]

only in the same way having a spouse who has a job is passive income, someone's still out there doing work

[@stuartdyer2454]

chiblees getting eaten week one

[@fewny2691]

no, his wife loves him

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

"I was made for loving you baby, you were made for mauling me"

[@cadorez]

+2

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

Holy shit NL had that shane dawson reply locked and loaded like it was fucking rehearsed

[@vizualb]

We need a Chiblee x Dan collab, at no point can you predict what either of those guys will say next

[@SL3DApps]

NL almost saying coming home to K8 and coming home to a gorilla wife is too close to home is crazy

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

-10% female viewership

[@warr5250]

Only a fool would try to marry a dog

[@Snyphurr.]

dude, If I had to choose for pure utilitarian reasons I would choose a ringworm. it can protect my stomach from other parasites and since it loves me it will eat just enough for her to survive and for me to not have any side effects from it, its a win win scenario.

[@funnyvideohaha5337]

Very wholesome

[@greenpeppersalad]

those only like for like 20+ months doe

[@misterjojo007]

@@greenpeppersalad immortal ringworm

[@RoboboR77]

stray dog that eats rotten meat from dumpsters coded

[@zasterly9394]

i think you mean tapeworm, a ringworm is a type of fungal infection. tapeworm wife would be crazy though

[@cornkopp2985]

Hearing NL say that he would absolutely throw the ninja character into a blender is so good. He's really on the same wavelength as the youth of today

[@lred1383]

i'm definitely going with a corvid, specifically a raven. Much easier to accomodate for compared to the giant animals Chiblee and NL picked, but also smart enough to potentially even kind of socialise with. The ability to perfectly imitate just about any sound is a nice bonus - i honestly think that given the supernatural nature of our bond, there is a non-zero chance i can teach my raven wife/husband (doesn't really matter in this case) actual language, and in that case it would be the best species besides humans at speaking human languages. And then they also live for about as long as humans, which is also great

[@Crow_Bitch]

that's what I'm sayyyin

[@axelle0144]

thank god he didnt say "slapping his buttons from the back"

[@theronerdithas2944]

Maybe like a tiger or black panther. Snuggles would be S tier. Grocery costs would skyrocket with all the meat though.

[@crownedclown2697]

if we're going by chib logic then the animal can hunt and shit so it'd still be S tier. Nightmare if you're on grocery duty

[@k_urisu]

I was thinking like a leopard maybe. Tiger I think is maybe too big but a leopard seems really cuddly.

[@JD-wu5pf]

Crows trying to break shells on NL's head is proof that bald jokes are still funny.

[@espresseaux]

Librarian *would* want to discuss having a fauna spouse 😂

[@marrychrismas5993]

Horse is the freest pick, free car and grass is free food

[@greysonmiller9407]

I'm just so confused why Chib phrases it as being "married." Its a hypothetical, you can literally phrase it any way you want so just say "animal companion" and clarify from there. No need to even tempt the zoo implications on this one. Does lead to funny banter though I can't lie though.

[@wyldenites]

Chat during the primate bit: Like marrying a 2nd or 1st cousin

[@AndrewNajash]

I would choose to be in a polyamorous relationship with every ant and take over the world with my quadrillion ant wives and husbands.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I would choose to be in a polygamous relationship including a human wife then too. But don't worry, it isn't problematic I love both of them the same and my animal wife is asexual so she just loves me for me and I love her for that.

[@emmettbrown3463]

you have people over at your place and there's like piles of grass and shit in random corners and ants crawl all over the furniture and walls and floors in an out of cracks, they ask you whats up and you say no one wants to fix the sink or something

[@powerlifting1012]

​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625until all the ants gets so sexually frustrated they crawl up your peehole

[@martinsanchez3458]

You would do what, librarian?!!

[@boomcow2]

"Nah but you gotta live in it's house." Real oneyplays type of hyper specific hypotheticals today.

[@theghosthero6173]

We are librarian girls, of course we watched the Dooby debut

[@PhantomThiefXI]

golden kamuy thumbnail

[@Archimedes.5000]

ukocanupkor

[@Angel_Flash]

the actual answer to this is a crane

[@alittar8062]

we're librarian guys, of course we question his sanity as he uploads 3 times a day

[@rehab_herr]

but not enough to skip the librarian guys bit

[@erfaniom9576]

10:03 they literally made a whole book about this it's called "The Bear Who Wanted to Be a Bear"

[@stoplosslolwut]

kangaroo It would be a bromance, and we'd go to the gym all the time, eat salads, and chill

[@kns7717]

"attempted murder" lowkey contender for best joke of the year

[@barcodebear]

We're Northernlion gu--- wait wha what was that title again?

[@procyon6445]

fish wife be like: I want a fishorce

[@meowsicle7463]

Crane, next question

[@strawberrymalt51]

chiblee’s vod started in the middle of the marriage bit and i was so confused for the first second

[@riverrunpastadamandsteve]

10:38 de”crow”ded

[@LethalByte69]

Cant believe noone said Elephant 😭

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Human. 🤓☝️

[@milri8654]

Librarian answer: puppy wife

[@emmettbrown3463]

crows beloved

[@xcal7875]

The first time I was in Vancouver, a seagull shit on me literally right as I stepped out of a Tim Hortons. But it managed to hit the back of my neck 😑

[@hicupguy]

we ' re libby rarian guys, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@BeTeeEl]

When Google translates this message to English it removes the space after we and that’s it

[@snugglely]

were librarian guys, of course we all race to be the first to comment a costco guys reference on every video

[@kobinho1917]

Why does he say ‘you’ like that

[@chiralanomalous2904]

The crows are eating invasive beetles that live in Vancouver, not berries

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@234fddesa]

I dunno, probably just pick like a jellyfish or something along those lines. just pick some sort of microorganism maybe. I dunno. Maybe a plant, if that's allowed, like, some sort of tree. Just something I don't gotta fuck with a whole lot, cause otherwise they're basically just describing having a maybe slightly more intelligent kind of exotic pet, and I already have normal pets, which I like fine, but I don't really want any more, especially if they're exotic and shit.

[@XDestroyoxZx]

I suppose if I'm protected against being killed I would pick a tiger because they're very dangerous and have a high ability to murder, which is what I look for in a partner. Plus big kitty snuggles :) Either that or a really big ass Raven

[@arbter116]

Im watching this on my phone and a polybridge nl video on my tv. Im 29.

[@aperson1896]

We're girls, of course we pick dogs instead of the bear

[@scp3999]

i think the biggest problem with a primate wife is the culture shock, our smiling with teeth n shit is aggression to them

[@ExtremeGamer9951]

Wonder where Apollo is, he not play mario party?

[@citratune7830]

racon

[@Wunder]

Where does he find these NL faces man

[@igorbondari]

A horse?

[@user-uq4gr5nl5o]

Does Jessica Rabbit count as an animal?

[@PepegaSanya]

kemonomimi enjoyers be like:

[@thedandguy189]

I don’t think you’re topping this one. This is for sure the worst thumbnail to date.

[@ihave2cows]

Rats don’t have gag reflexes.

[@tibistibility]

Why does kory just casually just say the most insane shit: “i want to marry a red panda because they’re cute” “i don’t know if id rather have relish on me than bird poop” 😭

[@FranXiT]

How's the red panda one so insane? Like, what's so bad about it? In this context of course

[@Bassman1640]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@FranXiTIt was the fact that he chose the panda because of its cuteness over any other practical reason. There was no other explanation on why he picked the panda other than it’s cute. In the context it’s not insane, but when he is the first one to bring up looks of the animal, he sets himself up for the jokes that followed. Red Panda wife cute = He wants to have sex with animals because they are cute. Obviously taken in its worst context, but it’s like an ally oop lob joke, too good to ignore slamming it down.

[@tibistibility]

@@FranXiT ok but can you defend the 2nd one

[@FranXiT]

@@tibistibility oh trust me I ignored it for a reason 💀

[@gnoblin2528]

I’m marrying a Gorilla Mostly because of that one clip where it did a 360 spin for no reason it was fucking awesome

[@JD-wu5pf]

Marrying a gorilla so you can commiserate about Harambe dying.

[@DyeAtCola]

i love how they made up a scenario of the best animal to marry and misogyny still somehow made it in as the first thing lmao, 📉women audience

[@JD-wu5pf]

"Misogyny is the hatred, contempt, or prejudice against women or girls."