Danger Cats - Accents across Canada

[@monkeytube138]

Skipping Ontario was either the most Canadian thing ever, or the least Canadian thing ever.

[@katrinalauren4178]

well, worst case ontario

[@katrinalauren4178]

Jordan Sohl Same. I’ve always been told I sound American.

[@Maria-jx4wf]

Same when I go to Quebec they think I'm American. Ontario: we got no accent and we got no jobs

[@oilersridersbluejays]

I'm from Saskatchewan and Ontario people sound funny to me. They round their o's. No, they don't say "aboot" but it sound like "a-boat". They call electricity "hydro" instead of "power". Why call power "hydro" because it might not be coming from hydro dams. Never understood that. Plus it's Ontario, bunch of Liberal voting bagged milk drinking hipsters.

[@jamesbutson6347]

​@@oilersridersbluejays gotta be on of the funniest comments I have read, but I will do my best to answer the a few of the questions and points that you brought up. 1) we call it hydro because of the damn built at Niagara falls back in the 1900's. At the time it was a major innovation and powered the Niagara area. In modern time Ontario is mainly powered by Nucular (but we have a decent amount of wind farms and hydro too). Saying hydro kinda just stuck from through the years. 2) Liberals.... i mean u got me there, most of the GTA is (what almost everyone thinks of Ontario as) is liberal... but right now we got a conservative premier so thats something. 3) bagged milk is godly, its like an adult koolaid jammer, just stick a straw in and start sucking. Just some context, I have lived in the GTA most of my life but am now in Ottawa.

[@RA1NBOW49]

Every Canadian in this comment thread: AY YOU SKIPPED ONTARIO Yukon, NWT and Nunavut: *crickets*

[@jhonsmithers4853]

Lolgamer57 Nunavut-Eskimo shit NWT-Pretty much Albertan Yukon- I don’t even know if civilization exists there.

[@jhonsmithers4853]

But what he really should have mentioned is Nova Scotia, the name literally means “New Scotland”. Accent shows this.

[@Lennystan_]

Yukon’s just more native accents with some Alberta/sask accents from the whites from the goldrush. Pretty much the same as Alberta in general

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

Didn’t even notice they skipped Ontario even though I’m Canadian

[@justjack796]

No one lives up there that area of canada is vacant

[@nahbye6709]

His outfit either means he’s albertan, or a lesbian. I’ll let you guys decide which.

[@JadeC-g3j]

As a southern Albertan, can confirm he's an Albertan lesbian

[@sarahhe7828]

HAHA IDKRDDMDJ

[@Inspirit-gp4dp]

Nooo I’m crying lmao

[@magicslave3066]

@@JadeC-g3j Kd lang!

[@JadeC-g3j]

@@magicslave3066 LOL TRUE

[@ohtych1004]

for americans, Alberta is the canadian Texas Edit: I am from Edmonton

[@Broken-Flesh]

Yeah it is bud!!

[@ryderisboss]

Albertan here and I agree we take it as a compliment!

[@nope-zm2pm]

We just elected an actual living piece of crap as our premier

[@sjpink99]

OH MY GOD I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS IM FROM AB

[@jbezmala1663]

Except for Edmonton

[@ClipperAJ]

as a manitoban, i can confirm that no one actually lives here.

[@rsvos3641]

I'm comin my dude

[@lisabelle7553]

To me Manitobans sound like North Dakota- lite.not quite "Fargo", but close.

[@katiek6481]

Manitobans sound like people from LA in my opinion. Or northern U.S.

[@jisurdad8817]

yeah no ACTUALLY lives here...

[@cahoutcharles961]

Except my 84 year old grandma.

[@voiceofreason3101]

I had an Albertan in my class and he too dressed like a lumberjack

[@felicitydargis]

Voice of Reason I am an Albertan and I’m afraid to dress like a lumberjack cuz I look more like a raging emo kid

[@TheMrbear186]

I'm Albertan and it's pretty rare that I go a whole day without wearing plaid or something made by carrhart to be honest.

[@joeallen6628]

Funny too seeing as most loggers live in B.C.

[@mikeyoung5329]

@@joeallen6628 all the real ones live on the coast

[@JadeC-g3j]

It's our fashion

[@catrionag7278]

I’m irish and I understand about 85% of what the guy from Newfoundland was saying

[@kathleenohearn7054]

Alot of Newfounds people are originally from Ireland and Scotland. Have a look at your Irish history and why they were forced to leave the UK back in the day.

[@cianw2942]

Kathleen Shields But Ireland’s not part of the Uk

[@TheIraqiforce]

WZ7C it was back then, he is referring to the potato famine when the Irish were force to flee and go to Canada and America

[@JaneEireann]

Kathleen Shields & Taha Hasen, Irish person here - nope, Ireland is geographically in the British Isles, yes, and Great Britain took over ruling Ireland for a while, but the UK is a modern institution.

[@dezzieb0042]

I’m from Newfoundland lol

[@Sonofsiren]

Uses an outdated map of Canada

[@johnfinley8158]

Not like it really matters.

[@coinlockerbaby578]

@Audric Cherrey HUL >Implying Nunavut exists

[@TheAmbush101]

CrypticCrab It’s kind of like New Zealand: it doesn’t matter whether or not it shows up on maps because there are always better places to go.

[@TheBeerae]

John Finley they actually are there look at the top dumbass

[@JesusFriedChrist]

@Audric Cherrey CHS Who cares? Nobody goes there anyway. Frozen wasteland.

[@lsudx479]

I love this guy. I'm American and I've never seen an "in your face" Canadian that's proud to be Canadian. Canadians usually mention they're Canadian in passing or months into meeting someone new. This guy is Canadian as fůčk and proud of it and of his country. I dig it.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Well clearly you haven’t seen any Albertans before Uncle Hack eh. Ferda Berda, we fuckin’ live’r to give’r out here bud.

[@lsudx479]

@@JesusFriedChrist Hahahaha you're right. I think that was my first taste of Alberta. 🤣 You guys seem like a cool bunch.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

Check out the prairie provinces Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Manitoba. We are fiercely patriotic and very conservative. We have very little in common with eastern Canadians and we are much similar to someone from the Midwestern US in mannerisms and speech.

[@lsudx479]

@@oilersridersbluejays I used to think the difference was between Canadians and the French wannabes over in Montreal 😆. It's a new thing for me - learning how each part of the country is unique in its own way and how y'all sh*t on each regionally like we do down here to one another. That's awesome.

[@connieyoung4239]

Alot of Canadians are in your face and direct like him.

[@Trucker_Josh]

us manitobans have our own little thing going on. And no theres not a lot of us here... And we want to keep it that way. Leave us alone. Lol

[@deependcuration]

Jonathan toeews lol

[@madyjarvis5460]

Word 😂😂

[@lakaiskates8064]

I thought Manitoba was just Indians trying to bum that last cigarette.... Learn something new everyday!

[@aikhis]

​@@lakaiskates8064 you forgot Mosquitoes make up 90% of all matter in the province

[@SpliffSized]

Ugliest province of all..or is it second ugliest

[@TheCropCircleQueens]

Haha. I got one look at you and instantly knew you were Albertan

[@misschanandlerbong92]

HotHead Walter took me a minute in when every other word was a swear word 😂😂

[@Matt-gk4jy]

The shirt and hair gave it away lol

[@guystoners]

Mullet

[@picklenik9658]

Fuck yeah bud

[@calehutchings2836]

Dirk Diggler you wish you were making money lol

[@savageBB]

Newfie accents are an crossbreed of Irish, French, and Portugese, attempting to speak English ... attempting.

[@pastelrainbow2458]

Minus the Portuguese part? Nar bit Portuguese in my family there misses.

[@dwes49]

Portuguese? Lol try Irish and Scottish

[@killthebums]

I’m Irish and can understand it very well ironically

[@frizzybob]

PORTUGESE ? HUH

[@frizzybob]

@submalevolent grace wow. you sure got us. you must be feeling unreal now

[@loulesowski]

people from vancouver talk like that because they’re all stoned

[@TaylorThola]

soph olivia well... why wouldn’t you wanna be?

[@potatertots2060]

I’m going there when i turn 19

[@loulesowski]

@@TaylorThola well, i'm also from vancouver, so, i am, most of the time. haha

[@TaylorThola]

soph olivia I like you😂

[@loulesowski]

@@potatertots2060 don't leave until you try the weed

[@gdawgutizzel420]

BC accent is either mandarin or punjabi . Lets be honest.

[@funinthewild6840]

Fuckin fact

[@tylerwiltse1268]

they speak hockey bud

[@mrb7283]

Vancouver island is where it’s at

[@jaxsonguenther1291]

I am from BC, I can confirm this.

[@jeremyl3681]

Nope

[@XanderKarr]

“Nobody lives in Manitoba” 😂😂😂

[@murtazakhan946]

I live in manitoba 😔

[@Prejet1982]

I live in Manitoba, and so do another 1000000 people

[@tenshimoon]

Lmao ikr, but then completely forgets that Ontario, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI, Yukon, Nunavut, & NWT even exists 😂

[@Cobalt985]

@@Prejet1982 that's the population of calgary lmao

[@vearkaiser8510]

@@murtazakhan946 me too

[@olivermoes-okun2468]

lets be real, Vancouver alone has like a hundred accents

[@ronaidu99]

i from vancouver and we speak like those washington state people south of us. we speak normal and like americans. we do not say aboot

[@owalls918]

chinese is not considered an accent

[@reasonablerage4370]

Hindus

[@lyxxinz7108]

Vancouver (and bc in general) seems to have a lot of immigrants. I mean, I am an immigrant and have met a lot of people who either are immigrants or have parents who are.

[@andygibbersony]

ronaidu99 we speak more Canadian than them, they don’t say bud or shit like that

[@zombiesandmuffins]

youre the most albertan dude my man

[@johnfinley8158]

Alberta is for real men.

[@FloppyRodrigo]

Check out AvE then. Berta boy if there ever was one

[@mikaylastewart3183]

Oh buddy. If berta was a person it's him

[@ImVeryBrad]

@@johnfinley8158 I used to be a puss, then I moved to Berta

[@JadeC-g3j]

LMAO RIGHT

[@Mittsthetfordyall]

That Quebec accent sounded a mighty lot more like France than Quebec

[@jjbv2147]

This Cochran idiot wouldn’t know that because they don’t teach it at Bow Valley College in Calgary.

[@nicholas8228]

@@jjbv2147 at least they dont have fucking language police in the entire rest of canada

[@skrxxet7845]

@@nicholas8228 this isnt 1980 nobody gives a fuck lol

[@barac4841]

@Alexis Cantin I disagree man every time I go to visit family in Ontario people always point out my accent. I thought that I didn’t have one because I’m anglophone but turns out it’s very noticeable

[@mickeyswitz]

@Alexis Cantin I'm a life long English Québecer. I guarantee French Québec accents DO NOT sound like that. THAT was more of a Parisian accent. It's hard for us to explain how it sounds lol...it's easier to actually hear the accent lol.

[@Maverick99]

He has a community college degree. Obviously this man knows what he is talking about.

[@MrTruckerf]

That he stole off a girl's wall!

[@thatxboxchannel4772]

Dale Fry r/whoooosh

[@eliza1498]

@@MrTruckerf how do u think he learned how to steal degrees off of walls? community college

[@Kriegtime101]

He is definitely is not smart enough to successfully steal someone's community college degree.

[@teknoghost2115]

Only uneducated people mock people without university degrees

[@amy3735]

I understood every single word that the Newfie dude said

[@midnitest0rm]

Amy I’m from Ontario and I didn’t have a fuckin clue

[@HG-iy8rq]

Me too. Most of my family is newfie

[@reasonablerage4370]

I barely did. Lmao

[@UnknownNewf]

Same dude, understood every word hahaha

[@candycornhub3258]

im from BC, no clue what he said bud

[@malloy19]

I’ve worked with a number of Newfie’s with my career at the CPR and not one of them sounded the same..even 2 brothers both had different accents, really blew my mind. Nicest people on the planet though

[@oldwolf3218]

Yup I agree. Every Newfie is the nicest people. I’m from Alberta.

[@BuzzB613]

The french accent varies depending on how skillful that person is at speaking english and what region they're from

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

The worst was that the girl had a parisian accent.

[@retrobluemusic]

closer to ontario they speak franglais

[@Mello934]

This is an old ass comment, I know, but is there a difference between Franco-Ontarian and Quebec accents?

[@BuzzB613]

@@Mello934 The best answer I can give you is that there are different accents depending on the region in either provinces. The most common accents are found in between Montreal and Ottawa. In general it pretty much sounds the same, little differences, mostly in slangs.

[@Dittotrio]

Just one problem Canadaian speaking french is not real french to begin with... I think its fair to say the rest of the country doesn't give a rats ass about Quebec or its mumble speaking people, ya know the ones with the I deserve attitude and like super villains want to take over the world starting with every other province because they deserve everything but dont commute to the rest of the nation at all just boo hoo we take take take but offer nothing in return. The province is kinda like when you get sick, and snot just keeps running out of your nose.. that's how the rest of us feel like it is just a big shot that wont go away!

[@thesung7059]

I can respect this guy for skipping Ontario

[@online2000.]

Someone from Manitoba here! Our accents are pretty much the same as sask’s and people from alberta. It’s the slower classic accent of “oh yeah” “oh jeez” you know like you’ve been drinking all night and got hit in the head a bit but you’re out west so it makes sense

[@sullyb23511]

"Oil and gas and eatin' ass." Looks like I'm making a trip out to Alberta, soon.

[@mattnalty4008]

i understand newfoundland accent because im from ireland. the accents are insanely similar

[@1NFERN0HD]

Matt Nalty I think most newfies were descendants of Irish immigrants

[@Manisale4321]

Matt Nalty ye lad they have better accent than most lads in Kerry

[@aidenbouc3314]

I understood it because I'm from michigan and the accents arent at all similar but I mean drunk people amiright

[@joeybattlefieldv2641]

Prince Edward Island, Canadas smallest province is pretty much just Ireland.

[@Jane-yg3vz]

@@1NFERN0HD Or French.

[@jurassicjack3320]

Danger Cats: points to Vancouver area Me: (nervous laughter)

[@christopherd2100]

Try calling the US "south Canada", and watch all the muricans freak out.

[@TheGamingComputerBomb]

Fraser Fortune just go to the grocery store and pick up a tangerine, it both looks the same and has the same intelligence level as trump.

[@m4nc0o]

I wouldn’t mind, eh

[@JBoney-bi8lh]

I dunno what you're talking aboot. Canada is just the northern part of the US

[@Soarens]

J. Boney Designs Eh I don’t know, I feel like Canada and the USA are just Mexican territories.

[@OhiohiO216]

people in minnesota, wisconsin and some of the other northern states are a lot more similar to Canada than they are to the southern states. I love Canada from ohio!

[@tyglavine5200]

*points at Labrador “Newfoundland”

[@aiden.0082]

It's Newfoundland and Labrador, it's simple Canadian geography/history

[@MulletBreak]

Everywhere east of Manitoba is newfoundland anyways so who gives a fuck

[@liamquilty5947]

fuck yea bud

[@COALEDasICE]

@@MulletBreak what? How many brain cells did it take you to come up with that?

[@felixhurteau2630]

Labrador is still in Québec

[@theroadrunner6880]

As a Manitoban, our accent is heavily influenced by native language. That's how you tell we're manitoban. In Albertan, "Eh bud" is friendly. In Manitoba. if you hear that, you fucking run.

[@tonygun3386]

I love how you didn't include Ontario haha

[@williamtoutant8180]

Cause Ontario’s not even worth laughing at, its basically like the USA... but a boring, cleaner, more quiet version of it..Nothing to make fun of, it’s just sad..

[@trevorleo6792]

@@williamtoutant8180 yeah boring af out here.. London

[@thomasaitken9790]

Trevor Leo I’m from London too, we definitely aren’t American though

[@brothertrol9861]

I'm in sudbury..

[@jasontvghost]

im sad now

[@arathaemaxus5250]

Each eastern province has a different one. I can spot a Nova Scotian just by hearing them talk. Also Saskatchewan and Alberta are slightly different. I noticed that after moving to Sask from AB a decade ago.

[@smashypeople]

Fuck yah bud sask is good shit

[@oilersridersbluejays]

I’m from Saskatchewan. We sound similar to Albertans and Manitobans. Remember, the prairies were settled by mostly German, Ukrainian, or Scandinavian farming settlers. The Irish/Scottish/British kind of accents you would hear out in eastern Canada we just don’t have. We sound more like someone from Midwestern US generally speaking. Each town/area can sound a little different though, as it could have been settled by Germans, Eastern Europeans, or Scandinavians, and those slight accents can be heard here.

[@lambylamkin3412]

I’m from Newfoundland and I literally died at the Newfoundland comment because it’s true nobody understands us 😂

[@cassandragracekelly1046]

Lamby Lamkin right!!! Mainlanders wha?

[@lambylamkin3412]

Cassandra Grace Kelly it’s actually hilarious 😂

[@thekekaning545]

you seem alright by... for a main lander

[@nayr4375]

the kekaning buddy’s bk by

[@thekekaning545]

@@nayr4375 my son as long as youre not from toronto youre best kind sure

[@thekekaning545]

haha LOVES IT

[@nayr4375]

Burin 😂

[@thekekaning545]

st. john's/mount pearl/ townie as fuck lol

[@jasongillies40]

I'm from Manitoba. It's everyone else with the accent. We sound normal lol

[@sheldongoossen9771]

You guys talk flatter then my ex girlfriends ass.

[@johnnyk9564]

I'm from Manitoba to

[@THEAVERAGEGAMER13]

Can confirm

[@jessebudge8217]

Jason Gillies what part of Manitoba?

[@mrloaderjo]

Fuck just be happy we got mentioned lol Ontario didn't get fuk all

[@donaldw3231]

"Nobody lives is Manitoba, so they don't have an accent." Lol I came here specifically to find someone explain a Manitoba accent. When I did tech support and spoke to customers from Texas or the bay area, they knew by my accent that I was from Manitoba.

[@JunkBondTrader]

Some Canadians are convinced we don't have accents and don't say eh. I have a theory it's because we are so inundated with American media, we can't tell the difference between the two anymore. But once you learn the differences you can't unhear them. Even the neutral Canadian accent has a subtle, subtle frenchness to it, in the ou sound especially. On Omegle, every time I get at least one American pointing out my Canadian accent, or an "eh". About and out give it away often. The other day someone called me out when I said "pick a card" and another with "guitar". So maybe the "are" sound too, or I'm just a slack jawed yokel.

[@mmmcquain]

I’m from Ontario and it doesn’t bother me that you skipped us. I found out when I took a road trip west to Tofino that the rest of Canada (esp. Alberta) has a bug up its ass about Ontario. I think of it like a classic sibling rivalry... too bad, so sad...but I must object to the remarks on Manitoba. Although I wouldn’t recommend leaving your car unattended overnight, I had the privilege of spending a summer working in Quebec City with three roommates from St-Boniface. They were super relaxed, friendly, and fun (a pleasant culture shock coming from Ontario. I’ve been to all 10 provinces and the culture varies noticeably from one to another. Ontario has, hands down, the most uptight, stress-ridden, anxiety-inducing culture in the country.)

[@rayian5891]

I wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression. Canada is not all upper class, highly educated people like this guy

[@aryrobertomusic]

Thank You, MERCI for adding a clip of my French Canadian Accent video ;) Care to give a sister a shout-out? Thanks :D xo

[@joegladue8339]

Ary R. Your beautiful you single?

[@planej6315]

@@joegladue8339 open bob butiful

[@joegladue8339]

Plane J Beats & Producing stfu

[@planej6315]

@@joegladue8339 bitch lasagna

[@RateOfChange]

Get the fuck out virgins

[@ethancaminsky6660]

As an anglophone Québécois, I’m able to easily understand a French Canadian accent and even recreate it. It’s actually a lot of fun, best accent ever.

[@ethancaminsky6660]

@Kit haha I completely forgot I wrote that comment lol. Well my accent is pretty much a typical American accent just some “A”s are pronounced differently. Like where an American would pronounce and A like “aw” I would most likely say “ah”. For example, the word pasta: I would say pa-sta whereas an American would say paw-sta.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

Aren’t Anglophones in Quebec actually called Quebeckers and Quebecois would be the Frenchies? At least that’s what we say in Saskatchewan.

[@ethancaminsky6660]

@@oilersridersbluejays yeah, Quebecker is also what we can ourselves here. It goes hand and hand with Quebecois. Also personally I call the French “Francos”, short for francophones :)

[@deadfr0g]

This KZbin channel is a national service.

[@solidrecord7288]

I’m French Canadian and I don’t have that shitty accent... But man, 95% of us have an accent worse than the standard one...

[@ryan_alexander]

I'm with you bro. But I love our accent. Shit's hilarious

[@tiramisu1p4pgoat6]

Yeah but the video he used was a girl making fun and exaggerating the accent... But you can listen to GSP if you want to get your ears raped by one of the worst french canadian accent.

[@bmxmyth166]

Tiramisu #1P4PGOAT I knew a guy from Quebec and he literally sounded like that girl (accent wise)... I remember my mom thought that he was deaf because of how thick his accent was lmao

[@genevievexx]

Same here !!! And yes our accent is ridiculous 😂

[@stevemartin9915]

J'aimerai l'entendre parler français...

[@bunnie5256]

I'm Manitoban and I find we're more soft spoken than other provinces. I don't know how to explain it but when I lived in Alberta for 3 years people said my words were really smooth and I put more emphasis on different vowels than them.

[@Pause0]

I had a teacher from manitoba and I wish that man would just talk me to sleep every night! The accent is almost calming in how few shits it sounded like he gave, it's a more "level" accent if that makes sense but the cadence and intonation of everything is just more easygoing than to the west or the east.

[@henryblatz-hh3oj]

I am manitobian that is very true

[@angeloguimond4502]

Other provinces are scared to come to mb shot or stabbed im from mb everytime i say where im from thats what thay say did u kill some one lol

[@elsakristina2689]

The Maritime accent is pretty much the same accent that Mr. Krabbs on SpongeBob has

[@shannondawn44]

Never saw Sponge Bob in me life . I'll have to check that out to confirm :)

[@shannondawn44]

Gentle Jesus doll , you think we sound like him eh lol . I don't hear it , but who knows eh . He's a cute little feller eh . Take care :)

[@oilersridersbluejays]

I’m from Saskatchewan. Any Maritimer or Newfie I’ve heard talk sounds like a cross between Mr. Krabbs, a Scottish pirate, and a leprechaun talking way too fast.

[@RivuletClone]

Okay good for the more masculine, but for feminine they sound liek that mixed with an old grandma who was absolutely epic that has thousands of good stories. Also there is variations in Cape Breton, know this as a Cape Bretoner.

[@BSBSPSensGirl88]

And Ontario is where all the accents come together, haha.

[@jxavier3876]

They mus acancel each other out In Toronto tho

[@PunchBuggyDreams]

@@jxavier3876 In TO, because of our diverse ppl, I hear a lot of accents with a mix of Jamaican, with East Indian and Chinese mixed together. Really weird man.

[@CJK94]

I'm from Saskatchewan originally but have lived in Alberta six years and spent a lot of time in Alberta growing up. You have the most Alberta accent ever.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

Albertans sound pretty much the same as us and Manitobans.

[@himynameisken]

As the sole citizen of Manitoba, I can confirm it's pretty lonely here

[@galaxygirldraws2186]

Americans: think all Canadians talk in the typical Canadian accent British Columbians: talk like Americans

[@anari234]

Have you traveled to the interior?

[@zombiesandmuffins]

as a canadian, I laughed SO HARD I only understand newfie cause of being to newfoundland ahahaha

[@nunyabisness7055]

>Loves Canada >Pronounces Quebec 'Kwahbeck'

[@JesusFriedChrist]

If you’ve ever seen FUBAR, then you know the Western Canadian accent.

[@monkeytube138]

Yup. We giv'er out here.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

@@monkeytube138 If ya ain’t givin’r, ya ain’t livin’r. Awoooooo 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

So basically: Newfoundland = Ireland Quebec = France Saskatchewan and Alberta = Texas and Oklahoma BC = Washington and Oregon

[@leebot558]

Saskatchewan more of Georgia not Atlanta

[@krustbag1039]

no Newfoundland = the bayou PEI/New Brunswick = also the bayou Quebec = Quebec (there is no comparison for that shit) Ontario = New England region Saskatchewan and Manitoba = the largest reserve in the world Alberta = Texas BC = California Yukon/NWT = Basically Alaska Nunavut = Nunavut (no one else would survive there)

[@krustbag1039]

no Newfoundland = the bayou PEI/New Brunswick = also the bayou Quebec = Quebec (there is no comparison for that shit) Ontario = New England region Saskatchewan and Manitoba = the largest reserve in the world Alberta = Texas BC = California Yukon/NWT = Basically Alaska Nunavut = Nunavut (no one else would survive there)

[@oliviachabot8156]

Nah nothing compares to Quebec, especially not France, we laugh at each other’s accent 😬

[@imaratspal]

​@@krustbag1039 I feel like you either haven't been to BC or you haven't been to California. I know because I have family in NorCal and we sound nothing alike. BC is Pacific Northwest, so we sound the same as Washington and Oregon (at least more around the coast). The only difference is we call people "bud" which is the only Canadian part about our accent.

[@supersaiyangoku1495]

Having Degree doesn't make you smart.

[@joshuasokolowsky3629]

That quebec accent was like a nothern quebec accent

[@EdPMur]

@Portraitz it is

[@bergouyo1470]

Joshua Sokolowsky northern quebec accents are just indian languages

[@vachier123]

She was totally exaggerating it to show how it could sounds if we keep pronouncing word like we do in french. But I assure you Quebecers are bilingual and we don't really sound like that haha.

[@funcats1999]

there's like 3 people who are rly bilingual in canada. justin trudeau. french teachers when they're mad, and the rage expressed by canadian geese.

[@steveyoung3245]

@@funcats1999 Justin trudeau is not bilingual ah ah ah er

[@gyuoap]

Bruh when I went to visit my family in Newfoundland I just had to say yes to everything because I didn't know what tf they were sayin'.

[@joshuapaul349]

0:29 That aged well

[@TheTrueXaver]

French Canadian is all the people I know struggling to speak English and I never thought I’d hear it anywhere else than my own small town 🤣 Your description is hilarious

[@noahhowe]

Came here to find out if I had a manitoban accent or not, turns out I don't exist. Party 🤙

[@grennhald]

Yeah, Manitoba is the perfect place for people with social anxiety, and libertarians

[@tenshimoon]

Yeah buddy lmao

[@roryfitzpatric]

Newfoundland is arguably an entirely different dialect

[@dezzieb0042]

Newfoundland does have it own dialect but people in the capital city are the only ones the dont normally use it

[@sket4446]

The quebec accent is spot on i live by montreal i dont have the accent but i have a bunch of french friends that speak like that

[@tij910]

yeah some of us do speak like that but dont worry not all of us. its actually pretty easy to kind of replicate the english canadian accent but some of us just makes no effort or just cant, like gsp....

[@felixhurteau2630]

Still much better than anglos trying to speak french

[@steveeatthesun2540]

GSP is getting very good chek his last interview .

[@Craiigpi]

Bullshit that sounded like a french from France doing the least effort possible to speak english. No representative at all.

[@wowo666]

@MrKalashnik0va This is absolute BS.

[@FirstEyeView999]

Lmao. This is my first time on this channel and I'm now following. I love this guy he's hilarious.

[@saulteauxfirstnationsman5180]

Us Manitobans have that stereotypical accent eh, but it also has a hint of native, Being the most populated province.

[@gabrieldojan9529]

You mean 5 that's including me lol

[@peblezQ]

I'm from Southern Ontario. Northern Ontarians sound like Albertans, and Southern Ontarians apparently sound like a mixture of New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians since we share a border with them.

[@PunchBuggyDreams]

Yes I was just about to type the same thing. My colleague is from Penn state and sounds more Canadian than I do.

[@jillreads6142]

I saw your Timmies and I instantly got a craving for a medium double double.

[@thetoprope7530]

“No one lives in Manitoba” *Somewhere Chris Jericho senses a disturbance in the force”

[@galaxygirldraws2186]

Literally the only Canadians that actually use the stereotype voices and stuff are Canadian you tubers lol 😂

[@DangerCats69]

Did you like all of your own comments? And literally use literally twice as an opener?

[@galaxygirldraws2186]

Danger Cats I always like my comments! 😂

[@andyman261]

Get absolutely mucked there bud

[@iwanttosleep6414]

Nah I’ve heard people who legitimately sound like this. My neighbour for one. After working retail I realized the stereotype is there for a reason.

[@Duk3Nuk3m85]

Im going to visit Canada because of this vid! greets from Finland aka small canada 😂

[@PunchBuggyDreams]

No..............stay away. You will regret coming here.

[@whitelightning2100]

Nothing compares to a Newfie accent but lemme tell you the franglais spoken on the border of Ontario and Quebec is something else man lmao

[@oilibhearbleinigh116]

I'm Irish and Newfie accent reminds me of County Kerry in Ireland.

[@meghanparsons7996]

Newfoundland is a hodgepodge of Irish, English (Dorset and Devon mainly) and some Scottish. It was settled by poor fisherman who all intermarried and sat by themselves on an island for 100 years. There are actually tons of different dialects because all the outports were far apart from each other, so the accent developed in different ways. SUPER interesting.

[@logan-r8d]

All the fucken newfies are from Ireland homie

[@pastelrainbow2458]

Yep basically. that's us. I don't think I have an accent until I hear myself recorded. Should hear me "grandfadder" (lol) wouldn't understand shit all from him.

[@HalifaxHercules]

My paternal side of the family migrated from Ireland to Poole, England, and eventually to Newfoundland's Northwestern Avalon Peninsula area (notably Bay Roberts and Bishop's Cove). My maternal ancestors migrated from Heddesbach, Germany to Halifax and Nova Scotia's South Shore region during the 18th century on her dad's side, and from Scotland to Harrigan Cove, Nova Scotia during the 18th century from her mom's side as well. Its true that the Newfoundland accent has a lot of Irish and West Country English to it.

[@olydon]

Waterford not Kerry

[@Boborino]

I’m a native Texan, and I’ll say this. If I live anywhere besides America it’d be Alberta, Canada for sure!!! I’ve heard enough to know I’d love it up there. The cold would take some getting used to though; going from a hot climate to a cold one would be something to adapt to for sure! Y’all sure know how to run things up there for sure! I sure am glad Zip Ties and Bias Plies introduced me to the Danger Cats. I’ve been needing a channel that spits the truth and is funny as hell when necessary!

[@ashtonanderson4932]

Robert Burnham zip ties and bias plies is a great fuckin channel. The guy who runs that channel is close with my dad actually. I live just on the Alberta border side of bc but would 100 percent move to Alberta

[@sloth_7665]

The heats is just as bad if not worse. Many a time it's average 40°C up there in the summer

[@Boborino]

Ashton Anderson I’m a Texan through and through though, not sure if I could ever leave! But one day I would love to visit Alberta, that’s a goal I’d like to achieve!

[@Boborino]

sloth_76 The Heat I’d have no issue with, it’s the cold I’d have to get adjusted too. Once it drops below like 25f here, I believe that’s like -4c; it starts to get cold enough to where I need a coat and I hate those things!

[@tallonburnz1430]

Alberta weather is nothing

[@BadgerCheese94]

I live in Minnesota and 4 years ago I had a customer at the liquor store I worked at whose accent was so strong I was like "This guy sounds super Minnesotan. He must be from really far north in the state." Guy then lets out he is visiting from "Manitooobah". Oh really far north indeed! I am planning to visit Winnipeg this month. Will have my ear out to compare the accents up there to MN.

[@Horganizer]

When your map background doesn’t even have Nunavut on it lol

[@Free_Krazy]

I had a friend growing up who was completely Newfi, only living in Ontario for about a year before i met him and his family and spent alot of time with them, but seriously it was hard going through normal conversations for a while before i got used to their thick accent, i think it might have even had an effect on my own accent due to the time i spent there. So i understand Newfie quite well, but when it comes to Southern Americans i need subtitles IRL.

[@robynpitts8913]

nova scotians typically understand newfies pretty well because its similar accents, but pictou county accents are definitely very different than the rest

[@Countrybananas]

Theres no similarity at all I wouldn't even say Nova scotians have an accent and I find it cringe when they try to put it on talking to me especially when they say by because I know that's not said in Nova Scotia or atleast it didn't originate there. Nova Scotia has strong French, Scottish, and Mi'kmaq influences. Newfoundland has a split of Irish and English theres zero similarities the closest it comes is cape Breton and that's basically what a townie sounds like. There's also countless regional dialects in Newfoundland it use to be its own country and the regionalism from that still exists.

[@dollyllama69420]

You forgot the Nova Scotia accent. Definitely unique among other Canadian accents. And I feel like Manitoba accents are somewhere in between the accents of Ontario and the American upper Midwest.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

On the prairies we totally sound Midwestern USA.

[@PunchBuggyDreams]

I met a guy, an older gent from Nova Scotia and didn't he ever have a strong southern U.S. accent. What gives?

[@MrYummynomnoms]

Excuse me you forgot about the good boys of northern ontari-oh. Please don't be a hoser and skip over me bud.

[@riskydigitsta1794]

Yah but nobody likes people in Ontario

[@kevinlalonde8413]

@@riskydigitsta1794 fack you we arent all from toronto i hate that place up north is where its at

[@riskydigitsta1794]

Kevin Lalonde take it easy man and learn how to spell

[@dainmcl]

Kevin Lalonde as an Ontarian, I could hear that

[@dwes49]

K Walter respect to the north but there’s definitely some interesting language in south western Ontario

[@Juneau48]

I'm from Vancouver Island, he's telling the truth.

[@quadeappenheimer8135]

From van island were all high here. So speech is well yknow, affected

[@YGR12five7]

And it starts at a young age too

[@kierrastrickland]

I’m a Newfie and I understood EVERYTHING he said

[@jamiekirby8143]

I'm Irish and I understood everything he said as well, it's the exact same as a Kerry, cork, Limerick, accent

[@jackmcdonald6135]

Then ur an old irish man

[@dezzieb0042]

Same

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

I understood the first part ”last night around 7 o’clock, he was around the beach so far” and that’s it lol

[@hem9483]

Manitoba has a very flat and midwestern american accent. But also we don’t exist.

[@kellygurl5]

I'm from Ontario, and when you tell someone you're from Canada they think you automatically sound like a newfie lol

[@RenoisHere]

Funny enough, the first Canadian I've ever met is from Manitoba. His accent seemed to be pretty damn similar with the basic midwestern American accent I'm used to hearing, which was kinda strange.

[@Oblithian]

Most people have accents similar to the upper mid west/west coast US. Phraseology often being the biggest difference. 'Toque' or 'tuuk' is usually a dead giveaway.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

Not strange at all. In Saskatchewan and Alberta most of us have Midwestern sounding accents too. The whimsical “Canadian” accent you hear comes from eastern Canada.

[@PunchBuggyDreams]

Folks in Southwestern, Ontario talk with a nasal Northern Vowel shifting midwestern accent. I'm from Mississauga and I can hear it right away.

[@yiko_fishy]

"Fucken" I must say every single Canadien says fucking like that (Im from Quebec)

[@sullysboy]

I am Canadian and I love all the provinces and territories we have amazing accents as Canadians.

[@Oblithian]

Unless they're deliberately being a knob. In which case, I would rather listen to a 'valley girl'.

[@luigidelrosario3163]

All we say here in Manitoba is "Go Jets Go"

[@PigeonLivered_Ratbag]

3:14 I MET SOMEONE FROM MANITOBA! However.. they were sent to a mental hospital after they were banging on our door during an episode. As someone from Vancouver, can confirm we all speak like that.

[@Shortall597]

if ya thinks that newfie accent was harse then don't come down without a translator cause that was the closes to proper english ive ever heard come from one of us.

[@kaylapeddle7596]

I’m newfie & indigenous and i understood every word said lmao.

[@StatickyCat]

Just to clarify, I live in Manitoba and there's a big-arsed city here called Winnipeg. It used to be famous as North America's most central city, and therefore was popular for production because shipping things away was convenient. The place is under rust now though. And accent wise, I don't think the prairies have a definitive accent because it's the most diverse place in Canada. If I had to say, it would be a Metis accent, and that could definitely be accountable.

[@deeallen1526]

I'm american and I noticed you skipped Ontario. Why? Folks in Torono do have an accent.

[@iamgribs]

because he hates ontarians , I am one, and I don't really blame him.

[@iamgribs]

Anyhow yes we do have an accent, and it differs slightly from one region to another, esp urban vs rural ont, but the truth is, we don't sound very different from the Midwest.

[@deeallen1526]

Still, Ontario is the wealthiest province too

[@iamgribs]

@@deeallen1526 ...eh maybe.. I wouldn't know.. many of the smaller towns here don't exactly have a surplus of jobs

[@grennhald]

@@deeallen1526 really? The only reason Ontario is currently a have province is because Alberta and Saskatchewan have been in a recession for a few years now. Before that Ontario spent a few years picking up transfer payments with Quebec.

[@qqq3426]

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[@playsnopoli]

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[@GlobalEnemy4ever]

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[@tortainahalfshell]

ahlie this waste yute got me vexxed

[@LevelSoldier-sy3my]

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[@chadgrov]

He skipped over it cuz Jamaican and Chinese accents don't count.

[@yung_andre]

New brunswick got skipped over so hard people skipped forgetting about

[@grennhald]

Yeah I kinda felt bad about NB NS and PEI getting skipped over.

[@cchaarno6298]

COME ON! You took the worst example of french canadian!!

[@JohnDoe-qu2dr]

@@timothywarrington2493 Agree. I didn't hear anything like that when I was in Montreal.

[@TheTrueXaver]

Oh boy I felt it, sound like my mom struggling to speak English!

[@seeminglyseph]

looking to explain my own accent to friends, kinda a delight to load this up and go 'oh yeah bud's a prairie boy for sure' though I had to tell my friends you were speaking clearly for the folks at home. (love to see diggin into that thick Ukrainian influenced rural sask accent though)

[@pillbilly8761]

So I’m from the US, and a long time ago I started talking to a girl online who’s also from the US. For some reason, my caveman brain decided to tell her I was from fucking Canada. Not a huge deal, right? Wrong! Fast forward six fucking years and we’re STILL talking, and I’ve made up so many excuses for why she can’t fly out and meet me in Canada. Finally, my caveman brain activates again, and I tell her I will fly from Canada to her state. She gets super excited, while I’m asking myself what the hell did I just do. I may be a huge moron, but I ain’t a quitter. So, I’ve been practicing a Canadian accent, researched a shit ton about life in Ontario, and next Friday I’m flying to Denver to pretend I’m fucking Canadian. Wish me luck, boys.

[@DangerCats69]

We wish you luck good sir.

[@daneenmurf1043]

Your message should be handed out to every woman everywhere. Learn to spot the danger signs girls

[@TinaRayMusic]

I died when you got to Vancouver / I live here, this is true. 😂

[@jordand72]

I’m Nova Scotian and I can’t friggin understand Newfie’s for the life of me

[@Xander-m1w]

As someone from Vancouver Island. This is so funny

[@katibryson9300]

proud to be a newfie