How to be a Canadian

[@CBCComedy]

HAPPY 150: We made a SEQUEL: "How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous " kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp6onYh4m86gqqs

[@markusyt-official8752]

CBC Comedy hi

[@PrinceRightyI]

LOL I watched it If I move to Canada, please guarantee me a job :P

[@misperfection13]

loved it

[@keenansegenchuk7177]

CBC Comedy I'm pretty sure IFHT made this

[@subtounfunnytomato2413]

CBC Comedy Y U STEAL FROM IFHT FILMS

[@Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom]

You didn't mention that Canadian money is waterproof

[@alexislenoree]

omg im shook. I HAD NO CLUE FOR REAL

[@discodonkey4945]

Literally I’m Canadian and still learn new stuff about Canada every day

[@milomcknight8011]

IT IS???

[@2low931]

$50 bills also smell like maple syrup. Like no joke.

[@sterben1603]

(also tear proof)

[@redbrixanimations]

I’m Canadian. And I don’t always apologize. Sorry about that

[@vashikumar3681]

Red Brix Animations 😂😂😂

[@RyanliveReviews]

hey man, SORRY to bother you but I'm also Canadian and its the best place ever! SORRY everybody but its true! I'm going to subscribe to your channel btw! SORRY

[@wedgiehurricane]

Same here. Wait. This will piss you off. *eh?*

[@napoleonicinfanterie6377]

@@wedgiehurricane sorry to bother you but watch your language you bluenoser, sorry

[@russkicanadian6284]

*HMM*

[@alexwilson4793]

I feel like 95% of the people watching this are Canadian

[@mr._magicman]

I feel like half the things in this video didn't relate to me even though i am canadian

[@trixflyn]

Alex Wilson I mean My Dad is fully canadian but im only half so does that count 😂

[@emilybueckert108]

That’s definitely true. (I am Canadian)

[@tanisarcand8258]

I'm CANADIAN 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@hannahrobichaud5920]

Yep and a lot of it is over the top😀

[@playername3134]

As a Canadian I can confirm that the cold gravy on the poutine is a federal offence

[@RayRay-yt5pe]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaitlynm7841]

100%

[@badaimerlolz]

You should get a 1k fine for that

[@JHW44]

Disgusting right?!

[@gerogegerog5926]

Yeah that’s the cold weather for ya ither that or the makers are from one of those big corporations

[@skiout199]

I lost it at the House Hippo commercial, I spent my entire childhood trying to find a house hippo haha

[@multigummy100]

omg same😭😭

[@maokaihecarim1822]

lmao, what did you never finish the commercial? It finishes up by saying that that shit ain't real.

[@ergbudster3333]

Man. Then are you ever stupid.

[@multigummy100]

+Erg Budster i was like 7 when it came out dont judge me😭

[@bethanyvirginiakobsar7956]

Aww! XD

[@onthisday9190]

Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

[@kabubbles-6711]

Anton Kas you’ve never met a Canadian have you?

[@abesaint9288]

It’s true, if we see people saying shit like this we say “go fuck yourself”

[@zipzap4706]

This is true 100%.

[@U5yh]

Anton Kas is a absolute dumbass. (I’m a Canadian)

[@christineatkinson3640]

*LOL!*

[@dontask3497]

I feel like you didn't mention how much we say "sorry" enough. That stereotype is 100% true. I've had friends complain that I say "sorry" too much. I apologized for it.

[@CBCComedy]

sorry.

[@freedomfighter2463]

What if I took you to eat out? Would you say sorry??

[@dontask3497]

Freedom Fighter Honestly, probably. For what? I'm not sure. But I'm sure I'd say it at least once.

[@freedomfighter2463]

LOL

[@jayden8murray509]

Im Canadian to be being it is not bad:)

[@stormoftheyear9913]

I’m Canadian and I can say that the sleep country thing is true

[@victoriatremblay2589]

I'm not gonna lie I sang it and dinged at the end lol

[@KyleRuggles]

I smiled big time once I saw Body Break! I'd love to see some Participaction there. :P

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

It’s tradition to sing it

[@GrowYourGlow]

It should be the new anthem

[@IDontGotThis]

I've never even had tv growing up, and I still knew this add... From WORD OF MOUTH

[@canadianorange9676]

You forgot two things. 1. Every Canadian is immune to cold weather 2. We have maple syrup flowing through us

[@sadmanh0]

visitor here, actually dealt with the cold better than a lot of Canadians 😅

[@maurice3583]

First we are not immune to cold weather but the mapple syrup ....your right

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

As a Canadian, saying maple syrup is my blood offends me. BLOOD IS BLOOD YOU DING DONG. IT'S THE SAME WITH CANADIANS!

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

Yes, I know it's a joke. sorry.

[@canadianorange9676]

@@maurice3583 I dunno man, I have never seen another cold Canadian.

[@amadeusmozart5867]

"I swear on the ghost of John A. Macdonald that we are going to find who did this to you and when we do, we are going to file..a formal complaint." 😂😂😂 I'm so proud to be Canadian.

[@amadeusmozart5867]

L+B Productions I'm so patriotic that I wave Canada's flag while drinking coffee from a timmies Canada cup. 😂😂😂

[@ahmadoumari4853]

Amadeus Mozart lol same

[@asdfasdgsda999]

If you file a formal complaint in the USA nothing happens except you get that person mad at you. The government in USA is broken. In fact if you file a formal complaint as an employee you will probably get promptly fired.

[@brandonpurpleproductions8183]

Amadeus Mozart me to proud to be candian and hlaf italian

[@nyssaleseelleur1287]

The answer to who messed up the poutine is literally everyone east and west of Quebec, with the exception of Ottawa

[@alison5962]

The money at the hospital was Canadian tire money😂

[@justnick1566]

Audi just when I thought it couldn’t get more Canadian...

[@phantomphotos501]

Omg you're right!😆

[@alison5962]

alex9100 alex9100 woman actually

[@aquawolf1779]

How did I not see that

[@kate-wj1dq]

omg lol and there’s a tims cup

[@SonOfSeventh]

Toronto Sports Fans: "there is always next year." That line is the most accurate thing in this video.

[@grandmaster_t676]

In 2019 we didn't have to say that.

[@dankflank5419]

@@grandmaster_t676 the other two did

[@sunium5814]

this hurts

[@robbpowell194]

@@grandmaster_t676 Totally right. That's why 4M people showed up for the parade. They know a unicorn when they see it.

[@rnalonto]

2017 Toronto FC says "hello"...

[@bojanstojan8268]

Toronto: there's always a next year 2019: 🏆

[@SalTheSlime.]

Tito Broz WE THE NORTH!!

[@bojanstojan8268]

@@SalTheSlime. WE THE CHAMPIONS

[@88v98]

W e t h e n o r t h Btw I’m pissed that Leonard and Green Left

[@bananafriend1697]

Tito Broz let’s freakin gooooo

[@vorkuzz3804]

im canadian but SCREW ALL THE TORONTO TEAMS

[@MrPenguinFingers]

Can we talk about how he’s paying the hospital in Canadian Tire money?

[@jnf519]

What?? it's not legal tender?

[@Boiokgogi]

can we talk about how he had to pay the hospital at all ? never had to pay for anything lol

[@alinakp6224]

Not really, it's just for Canadian Tire.

[@alinakp6224]

I didn't even notice!!!!!

[@somaahamadamin2432]

Lmao I didn’t even notice

[@merric193]

This is honestly the most stereotypical thing I've ever seen about my country but its hilarious ,Canada rules

[@nathanielcrawford8619]

Meritsu Uchiha I know right

[@nicolejeong1823]

That second part is debatable lmao

[@evandugas7888]

other countries stereotypes suck. ours are pretty good. We are way to polite, we love maple syrup and hockey... It's kinda all true just not to this degree

[@logandesousa7352]

@@nicolejeong1823 its not FU watch candians vs americans on infographic the people version

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Wish we had your Prime Minister,he's cool

[@piknick111]

I worked with some canadian pilots during fire season in California a few years ago, made them poutine (had to learn) and they were blown away that I knew they liked that stuff. We taught them a gambling game and they took all our money. That is straight up international cooperation if there was any.

[@rocks.and.soup.]

My *Pootin* All real Canadians get mildly upset

[@giraffeacus5265]

I'm gonna file a formal complaint

[@purplegurl7976]

i may or may not have screamed about this....

[@fisherdittburner6959]

Poutine 👍

[@Lili-op3ug]

I was thinking poo ten😂

[@Mk_123abc]

I definitely am

[@bridgetneal1]

Video: my pootin Canadians: * gets mildly upset *

[@jesseniabourne8460]

Crazycraftbren I am mildly upset that is exactly what I’m feeling eh.

[@DanielDilio]

Crazycraftbren I thought that the English pronounced it Putin and «les quebequois » said It like poutine

[@jesseniabourne8460]

KZbin _ Office_ no that’s not how it works.

[@DanielDilio]

Jessenia Bourne I know but I USED to think that

[@Rain-hg1mj]

(normal upset Canadian): why? (me) crouching in the corner silently questioning if what I was taught was wrong; and if I'm truly a Canadian if I pronounced poutine wrong... Otherwise known as an example of overthinking.

[@mariyamidroos7018]

I bet most of my other Canadians also watched this to see if it was accurate too😂😂😊😂😊

[@sarahhookway5252]

you are correct

[@brittnirenaud2989]

I did. It was😆

[@samwrites8904]

It is. 100% accurate

[@sarahrose5562]

I did it was right

[@annapickup7951]

It doesn't need to be accurate. This is CBC.

[@Jesuiscache]

this is the most canadian thing I seen in 21 years

[@chimbus5834]

Sot true...... so true sorry

[@izzystrickland9524]

You know what sucks more, when restaurants put shredded cheese on poutine instead of cheese curds. 😫

[@cheesethekoala8756]

We shall not speak of such atrocities! It is an aBoMiNaTiOn

[@gregbohnert2789]

Blasphemy!!

[@dehalic]

Greg Bohnert FACTSSSSS

[@jedibiker1028]

DUDE THATS NOT ... NO :0

[@phfish_7440]

Send the to the 9th circle of hell

[@baloneycarrot1602]

Every Canadian cringes when they say "Pootin" instead of poutine

[@Waterbean266]

Harraps no

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps maybe but every other Canadian calls it poutine

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps let me guess your from Qubec

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps wow sassy

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harrapsyour welcome

[@zacharybedair4280]

Americans will never understand how good all dressed chips are

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169]

The best

[@methatguy5996]

strongly disagree with this.

[@taccos3524]

They are to good

[@emma-gd2cm]

Lmao ikr their so goodfff

[@beanpole8648]

Wait The States don't have them, there are so many things they don't have! They don't even have coffee crisp!

[@nixghttps]

I'm not Canadian, and I barely understand English, but I laughed at the video, I LOVE Canada ♥️

[@ok5420]

ty

[@valencefootball9740]

ty

[@blake218]

ty

[@farismag]

I am not a Canadian. Yet, thank you!

[@brennanm8324]

and we love you too

[@Iris-xi6os]

Did they say.. Poo-TIN and not Pou-tINE? **triggers**

[@mahishamahiakter5066]

the lil kid towards the end said it correctly tho

[@toooldforcitylife]

It's poo-tsin if we're getting technical. Not poo-tin or poo-tine.

[@randy2reall]

It’s poutsinnnne best in Quebec

[@daphnechristensengreenlee4593]

In the east they say Poo-tin and in the west we say poo-teen. Lived in BC all my life....only just found out they say poo-tin over there. Lol. In my defence....we are a loooooooong way from the francophones.

[@xtoxicurex]

I live in Quebec, but border New Brunswick. I’ve heard it said every which way, but absolutely loathe when it’s pronounced pou-teen. 😑

[@justnick1566]

Did any Canadians here ever sing “Sleep Country Canada, why buy a mattress -when you have a couch” *ding*?

[@notjonahhill]

Lol yes

[@ozziethelarrie2829]

Then you continue " Why buy a couch when you have floor, why buy a floor when you have a couch, why buy a couch when you have a mattress *ding*

[@dinaeduplessis6279]

Just Nick yes

[@WindiChilliwack]

Childhood lol

[@silversickle6015]

Always

[@bhaveerathod2373]

*_sleep country, CaNaDaAaaaA_* _never gets old_ *DING*

[@SalTheSlime.]

*DING*

[@vickyordy6837]

Yuuuuuuuuuuus

[@marsy9959]

SalFrosterGamer DING

[@faith-yk6hh]

Why buy a mattress anywhere else?

[@faith-yk6hh]

DING 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

[@greyx4409]

That "body break" commercial jingle made me short circuit for a full second and a half. I think my memory just rebooted from nostalgia.

[@bradmacarthur3810]

Me too, bro. Haven't heard that in a decade or more.

[@itsowlet]

*Says POUTIN instead of POUTINE* I shall' right a formal complaint!

[@user-le9ej2nh5i]

It’s the actual way of saying it guys, we French Canadians invented it

[@Babababaks]

Putin?

[@brpitrepeters7983]

Quebec should be proud to have invented Poutin and the MONTREAL CANADIANS and Labatt Blue. Go Habs And gimme a Blue God Bless Quebec Oh and beautiful well dressed Ladys

[@liricasugartea9945]

Poutin MY FUCKING NICKNAME

[@Im_literally_Manic_Mike]

Mhhh dla criss de Poutine caliss

[@dishsoapie]

SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE DING

[@gwen8686]

Dian LiLi I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAID “DING” AT THE END IM NOT ALONE

[@Dat_Feathered_Boi]

Sleep country canada Why buy a mattress Blow up your house Ding

[@keirahagan4448]

Dian LiLi YESSSS

[@theemargot1775]

YASSSSSS

[@itsjustkk2993]

Sleep country canada Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@MutteringCondolences]

All Canadians love a good joke about the universal healthcare system, but last year I broke my ankle. After examinations, x-rays, cast and all that, my total bill was only $25 for the crutches. Canada rocks!

[@ElectronicsForFun]

well our capitalist healthcare system allows us to have the latest and greatest in medical technology, technology that you guys can't afford because your hospitals are on a government budget while ours are not. we can actually do brain and heart surgery without having to cut you open.

[@goodoldave2438]

Yeah but it cost you $80 in gas to drive to the doctor, and it took you two hours to fill out the patient form because you forgot how to conjugate your verbs in French.

[@toxiczebra5920]

Electronics For Fun mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes. We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money

[@ElectronicsForFun]

"mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes." no we pay more because it's better, universal healthcare can't support the way our hospitals spend money unless we tax the ever loving shit out of people. "We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money" yeah sorry l am not paying for the healthcare of some random scrub l don't know. l take care of my own, l can't afford the tax increase we would need for universal healthcare.

[@alexbabin3127]

Electronics For Fun dude, Canadian healthcare is pretty damn advanced. It’s considered one of the most advanced in the world, google it. Idk what you talking about. Also, how much better should yours be to justify paying 20000$ instead of 20$? Like 10000% better? Cuz we’ll it’s 10000% more expensive 🤷🏼‍♂️ Btw that’s true numbers, I know a dude who should have payed 20k after he broke his arm, but ended up paying 20$ because Canada

[@quacknosis1863]

Me, an American watching this and planning on moving to Canada when I'm 18: *"Interesting"*

[@sen6728]

Pick your province, Ontario: so much debt Quebec: Non Anglais, je parle francais. Alberta: i hate everyone else Manitoba: winterpeg BC: pretty much the pacific but with a lot more insects Saskatchewan: farmland PEI: beaches NS: irish accents NFL & Labrador: viking settlers Choose your Territory: Nunavut: formely had nun of ut, as in covid, but cold. NW Territory: cold Yukon: the gold rush, and cold.

[@gregt722]

And remember, no matter what province, city or town you live in, they will ALL have a Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, The Brick & Dollarama close by. So no matter where you go, it’ll always feel like Home... ya know, eh! Welcome to Canada, grab a double double, and settle in!

[@KotaTheGreatest]

@@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@sen6728]

@@KotaTheGreatest watch "Ontario Sucks" by the 3 dead trolls in a baggie

[@ActualChrist]

@@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with. (yes i copied and pasted this but it's so true)

[@captainbro9998]

I’ve never felt so proud of my country.

[@teymour6918]

I feel bad for the Americans who won't understand 90% of these inside jokes 😂

[@stfugoofkys1219]

Lol

[@brando2944]

Teymour Amirov i feel bad for americans who dont know what poutine is

[@corrupt4367]

I’m American, and I know none of these jokes LOL

[@Asteroid_Jam]

Jokes on you I am America 🇺🇸 but know these jokes. (Ps it is because I am so close to Canada 🇨🇦 )

[@teymour6918]

@@Asteroid_Jam oh you are America ok 😂

[@hopeassen7735]

And this is why we put eraser tips on the back of poppies kids...

[@arthurjarrett1604]

Honestly really don't want to be a buzzkill here! We have poppies for remembrance day here in the UK but are supplied with a pin so the whole poppy, including the stem, is visible. This must be a purely Canadian thing as I've never seen or heard of anyone having that problem and practically everybody here wears a poppy for a couple of weeks. Eraser tips on a poppy?

[@user-ys6fn7ux5o]

Yes I remember this in elementary! I bought I reusable one from amazon after though

[@user-ys6fn7ux5o]

Arthur Jarrett yeah we did this so it wouldn’t poke us it made sure the pointy edge was covered

[@berrytania7401]

I never did that, a few people in my class did. I just tucked it in, worked fine.

[@piercehollington730]

Pop that bad boy back through the shirt again and put it through the other side of the poppy

[@kaygataki6163]

“We are going to...file a formal complaint”. I’m dead 💀😹

[@luigidelrosario3163]

we kinda had Target for like a year tho, and Zellers was closed a long time ago. and we got subway

[@richelleleonard5433]

Yea I was confused when they said the opposite. I questioned my Canadian living style .

[@mystique3991]

It was 3 years ago.. *Boi.*

[@luigidelrosario3163]

@@mystique3991 ohh I meant like the length it was up and running

[@mystique3991]

Jets T.V. Thank you, that makes much more sense.

[@zacharywindover9840]

I can’t lie some of targets stuff was expensive but they had a lot of good stuff you couldn’t find anywhere else.

[@bellsack8113]

No Canadian doesn’t know the sleep country Canada tune

[@evansigloo1058]

Sometimes I forget that just randomly sainging "sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else/when you have a couch DING" isn't normal in the rest of the world

[@amrozstoesz]

If they dont they dont belong here

[@magnumbeefus]

True that

[@gordo8274]

Evan's Igloo who doesnt now the sleep country slogan by the way your supposed to say why buy a mattress when you have a couch. Bud what kind of canadian are u eh bud

[@absolutetrash5244]

SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE

[@laurenalessia18]

THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIALS! MY CHILDHOOD!! 😂

[@emmanuel_howell2571]

laurstar18 yeeeessas

[@GhostOfPride]

You forgot Saying sorry to inanimate objects when you bump into it

[@safyakhan7857]

TRUE

[@jfish032]

🤣🤣👌🏼

[@thedeadmoss2077]

No it’s be careful eh you almost made me drop my fucking Timmys eh

[@dawsonbroadhead714]

Sleep country Canada why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@humphred4912]

why by a couch when you have a mattress?

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169]

W

[@theberkanian5927]

*chesterfeild

[@Nechayev_]

Why buy neither if you have a chair

[@breanna850]

Ding!

[@mjn0tfound612]

As a Canadian I think this is 100% accurate I have cried many times when the gravy in my "poutin" wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese curds 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@micki030]

Magic Margo Ha me 2

[@gummymin5790]

Magic Margo lkr me too

[@laurenfarahani1297]

Go to Wendy's, they make their gravy really hot >:P

[@bastobasto4866]

Poutine, dumbass. If you don't know how to speel shit then dont try to.

[@bastobasto4866]

And melting cheese curds is an heresy by the name of the poutine police. Only MCdonald does that.

[@giraffeacus5265]

When you go to the grocery store and you go past someone you have to say: "just gonna SNEak right past you here."

[@mynamo12]

Desiree Tachit 😂😂

[@mynamo12]

I hear this so often

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

I have said this one more than one occasion

[@SaVaGeHuNtEr2294]

Or sorry when you cut them off with your cart

[@BubbleFaceism]

me, everytime

[@Jamie-zi2nf]

As a Canadian, I laughed at the house hippo and Don Cherry commercials. You guys did great including most of our stereotypes, however you forgot the "sorry" stereotype! Also, poutine is mostly pronounced "poutin" in Quebec or by French-Canadian families. For my final point, we really don't actually say "hozers" and "blue-noser," at least in Ontario. Toronto was on point, West Coast is the same as the GTA and Niagara Region, and the lbs to kg DEAD ON

[@alexblackish-709]

i once apologized to a couch when i staled my toe and laughed about it for 5 min and i was not drunk or high

[@danielledouglas99]

That sounds like something I would do and probably have done.

[@NovaDexter]

Get your grade 10 before making KZbin comments.

[@rxseqvartz1305]

I apologized to a TTC bus yesterday cause I thought I hit some lady's foot but it was the bus

[@diamondjeanelle6370]

when your canadian and have nothing better to do then watch this

[@thomasfowler1]

When you're Canadian, two of your official languages are French and English and you STILL don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

[@JuicyRedskin]

When Net Neutrality is dead in the U.S and you don't really care...

[@Maginel73]

And "then" and 'Than'

[@ArtOfMichelleP]

Hahaha! Whenever the Sleep Country song comes on, I always start singing it without even thinking about it. Spot on!

[@ArtOfMichelleP]

And I stabbed myself the other day with a poppy.

[@MrPaulHK]

Michelle Papadopoulos "Ding!" :)

[@Nathan_Yolo_Man]

Michelle Papadopoulos SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA...WHY BUY YOUR MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE?... DING!

[@canadianbacon3174]

Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@reesespieces8125]

Michelle Papadopoulos ikr

[@tikity-boo6225]

"Stabbing yourself with a poppy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@safyakhan7857]

Its true AHAHA

[@Caprabone]

Or the exact opposite- having it fall off within 5 mín 😂

[@Eva-qc5ov]

My brother found a plastic toy hippo once. He thought that it was a house hippo that died

[@stephss]

Evangeline 😥

[@slenderfoxx3797]

Eva Lastname lol

[@themlargefries2779]

CBC Comedy: *Tries to do all the stereotypical Canadian stuff* Also CBC Comedy: *Doesn’t pronounce poutine right*

[@benfranklin1553]

ThemLargeFries No brother that's how you say it.

[@Rain-hg1mj]

Ben Franklin nooooooo it's not! Trust me I'm Canadian! It's pronounced poo-teen!

[@benfranklin1553]

Pastel Fox Cool me too. It depends on where you live, it's mainly Saskatchewan that says it like that, but I'm in Alberta and that's how it's said here.

[@themlargefries2779]

Ben Franklin I also live in Alberta and I have never heard it said like that by anyone else who lives here.

[@Rain-hg1mj]

Oh makes sense, I've never heard pronounced like that! I live in Ontario so I guess we pronounce it differently!

[@samraymond215]

Omg the all dressed and ketchup chips was the most accurate thing ive seen in my life

[@samraymond215]

and the fake maple syrup and the fucking nickelback thing was soo funny

[@angelo253]

get out. all dressed is way better.

[@xypaddy1]

I don't get the Nickleback BS....I love them and seeing as that they sold 50 million + alnums / CDs...etc I'm not the only one.

[@vrscape1623]

I think it's more that they always do the same kind of stuff, not much variation. But I like em

[@MaximusX67]

I feel bad for Nickelback, which is the dumbest thing because they are millionaires and I am some Joe Schmo without any millions in my account. Why the hell do I feel BAD for THEM? They started out fresh and hot in the US. Their first album was a hit and their album got a ton of airplay. It might h ave been that overexposure that sank them. That and it coming out that they were a Canadian band. I don't know why that makes them uncool and unpopular overall; but, somehow I think it did! The only good things they admit that came out of Canada is Hockey, Bacon and Celine Dion ...... and that might be all!!

[@kyliepowell]

*Ok but did anybody else sing when the Sleep Country ad came on?* I think at this point it’s physically impossible not to.

[@robbob5258]

Poutin? *TRIGGERED!* And they say it so many times!

[@danielnorum2483]

Same

[@squammy3536]

in quebec they say poutin, in ontario they say poutine. When you think about it, poutin is the right version because quebec made poutine.

[@Owendunca]

That's how it's pronounce

[@amber.blaaah]

Rob Bob same!

[@jacksonwinters2547]

honest to god look at the top i said that too eh

[@qookie3090]

U know this stuff is correct because they included the pathways textbook I used in grade 8

[@brendana9676]

Qookie that was the most accurate part of this entire video. LOL

[@HealthHubss]

Hated that book so much

[@itarat69]

Legit used that last year.

[@jeeemmm]

Still used it on gr 10

[@carolchen2320]

As a Vancouver resident, that west coast stereotype is so true.

[@LayByMySide]

Carol Chen That got me as well lol Sushi is the best when you want munchies!

[@daxo25]

Carol Chen Ha! Oui! Très vrai!

[@OPENYOURDOOR]

Carol Chen as a chilliwack resident i completley agree

[@abby7688]

Carol Chen oh hi I live in Saskatoon 😜😜

[@deadly2881]

Oof moose jaw here

[@theyoungbarista6715]

Me and my family lived in Canada for a couple years while I was in kindergarten. And I have to say, the Canadians make some entertaining kids shows.

[@kiri8349]

"understand the metric system half the time" THATS TOO TRUE

[@christineatkinson3640]

x's by 2.2 or divide by 2.2, is that correct?

[@alexandra287]

Canadian tire money 😂

[@zaydabbas1609]

Alexandra I still have a Canadian tire 150th anniversary ten cent bill

[@cameronwray9366]

Alexandra that you can’t rip or get wet, unlike America’s dumpster money.

[@madeline7887]

theres subway in Canada..

[@addyviolette]

Madeline May yup

[@tonystark341]

Yup, everywhere, since more than 20 years...

[@meredithhernandez283]

Madeline May I was like ya there’s more subway than mr sub

[@LiveLoveLaugh1231000]

There’s subway in America? Tf?

[@SteelersSenators1994]

Madeline smh. Its where they originated. Jesus ur profile picture just matches ur stupidity so well.

[@capnsalt7102]

As a French Canadian, that impression was spot on

[@truenorthgames]

Hahahaha does this ring a bell Step 9 waste western money British Canada is better 🤣

[@XaraTheDragon]

you forgot our popular cafe called 'Timhortons'

[@Camman010]

Tim Horton's has been US owned since the 90s and the coffee sucks. As well they treat every costumer as a thief by hiding the sugar and creamers.

[@cjm7764]

And what Tims cut from workers with the minimum wage increase- I hope this becomes unCanadian.

[@DorianPearce]

Just thought I would point out... Timbits at 0:31

[@vvsjosh2414]

YASS HE FORGOT TIMS

[@heyoitsme2416]

Oldandwize it was “created” by a Canadian, and that’s where it came from. No matter which country “owns” it, it’s still Canadian. And idk what the Tims are like in the states, but it’s amazing here. Those workers that you described should be fired. That sounds horrible.

[@CrystalB.ceramics]

Did they mention 'Coffee Crisp' chocolate bars?

[@niragill]

Crystal Bennett the best

[@Cam-gk4dk]

Or smarties

[@plasticfantastic8]

Crystal Bennett or Ketchup chips and Clamato juice for Caesar’s 😋

[@juniper_jupiter4823]

I'm eating one of those right now...

[@kapricity]

And Smarties.

[@Arkiasis]

3:40 Doug Ford is 100% the Canadian version of Trump.

[@jonwayne1276]

Not even close

[@aquawolf1779]

Yep

[@maryamchikmammadova8646]

Fuck Doug Ford

[@cheesethekoala8756]

He’s an idiot but I think Trump is slightly worse

[@regular_crustacean]

I would say Jason Kenny but ok 👌

[@fawnnyoon8659]

I sang along with the sleep country commercial and said "ding"😂 I diedd omgg

[@nodeles4419]

Da gwavy wasn’t hot enough to mewt my cheese cuwds

[@Tango_Raptor]

NoodlesNugget ówò aw

[@jazminet9502]

I know the feeling

[@arianapuust5701]

That's a literal problem here in Canada. lol

[@braincoolo9399]

Get Out

[@SuperSuperNova]

Pryce *This person has been sent back to America*

[@nessy4430]

*My pootin* Me as a Canadian: It’s my poutine. 🙄

[@luketheduke169]

I thought it was pouteen

[@themrp9754]

As a Canadian I can say that this is pretty accurate but you didn't mention Canada geese so have to take a point off

[@xxlovelyoxanaxx]

the mrp hahah yes

[@jacobfelix5667]

Why buy a matress when you got a couch?

[@LovelysPetParent]

the mrp we Americans stole your Canadian geese.

[@sominboy2757]

i thought the common loon won the bird contest in popularity but they chose the whiskeyjack. the common loon is minnesotas bird btw, they claimed it a couple months before ontario

[@crazycanuck5794]

the mrp this is completely wrong except Toronto always losing, they are terrible

[@richeneflowease3622]

i love this kind of comedy and to be honest most canadian sketch comedy is gold because its self depreciating and intelligently done with a good spirit behind it..definetly proud of canada for its comedy ...in fact its what i say this country should really get behind to become a country that everyone knows that we are all about comedy here..so that it gets into the public education etc to teach and be funny!

[@maudeparadinight8848]

I thought the girl was looking at a picture of Justin Bieber not- I’m cryIN

[@benfranklin1553]

The Oreo Yeah me too but it just got worse

[@finnhill787]

thats the joke

[@el3369]

Don't forget the part where we argue/talk about US politics

[@T355V]

lmao yeah us elections are hot topics in Canada

[@blakedavis2447]

Tessa why , also what politicians are you Familiar with

[@jiteyikuku9240]

i miss zellers

[@loreskore1557]

Jitey Ikuku me too

[@christhompson4950]

We all do

[@kalechips04]

Everyone misses zellers

[@MakaioJerla]

Jitey Ikuku R.I.P. zellers and target favorite stores

[@whothefuckatemyhalfofthecr7095]

Jitey Ikuku zellers was the shit

[@MugDoe1201]

Since I moved away, I have always maintained everything about me as a Canadian. I'm so proud. I miss hearing words that are just ours lol. Going to Dunkin will never be as fun as "how about some Timmies eh?" Thank you, Go leafs!!!!!

[@megancress1384]

IT'S POUTINE!! NOT POUTIN!!!

[@Hilly514]

Megan Cress No it's not. This is coming from someone who's Québécois...

[@megancress1384]

Hillel Farkas I'm not either, I've never heard someone say poutine as poutin. Sounds like Putin when you take away the e

[@davidbeauchemin1840]

Quebec here POUTINE!

[@jacksonlowe6035]

ikr i call it pouTINE my dad calls it pouTIN

[@NeiNeiNei]

Poutine was originally a French word and was pronounced poutin

[@J_T_Money]

Step one: be born in Canada. BOOM

[@provingyouwrongdaily8795]

Oh shit you crack the fucking code!

[@wiserowl9835]

Your right

[@agoogleuser5542]

You do not need to be born in Canada to be Canadian...

[@GB-ok4yy]

@@agoogleuser5542 Well So I am born in for example China, I move to canada and BOOOM I am Canadian, no I am still chinese......

[@agoogleuser5542]

@@GB-ok4yy Accepting people from other lands, especially those facing persecution, is what being Canadian is about. Diversity is what makes us strong. It's proven that diversity and immigration improves a country's economy. I'm sorry you are so xenophobic.

[@francesbisaillon2659]

Slightly disappointed that Shawn Mendes wasn’t on the wall with all the Canadian celebs

[@francesbisaillon2659]

Lina Almusawi ummm yes.

[@duicic8541]

I also find the lack of Nathan Fillion... disturbing.

[@fangirl38]

Agreed

[@poolchamp]

I also can't spot Ryan Reynolds

[@clevername6872]

Frances Bisaillon And Keanu Reeves

[@jannak9024]

Shared 7-1-2023 by Canadian Author Louse Penny, on the occasion of Canada Day which is also her birthday! She is a beloved storyteller, devoted to sending love letters to Canada in her mystery novels. Her fans submit that her photo deserves to be on your celebrity collage (as if The order of Canada and scores of book awards weren't enough) because you need a few women up there! From a fan in The States whose mom's side of the family was from Alberta!🤩🤩🤩 Happy Canada Day!

[@recondite-raven7606]

WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE? *DING*

[@tristenk02]

So True

[@qdaddy8973]

Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@ashawn203]

Q Daddy Damn, I thought I made that up xD

[@maddypoop_6465]

ashawn203 No it’s the sleep Country ad thing

[@Kim-xc4we]

Canadian kidnappers be like: Free hockey sticks kids! Just hop on my zamboni,Eh? Kids: Where's my tim hortons though,Eh?

[@nickstanley5820]

Kids would want dem ice capps

[@ocb980]

Your not Canadian are you

[@medinakhan5988]

K not what happens lol.

[@maddievlogs560]

Oh rude

[@MadiLikesPie]

hows that rude xD they're just making a joke and as being canadian myself i take NO offense to it whatsoever

[@K0uUraki]

Be nice, say eh And remember that pornhub is a Canadian website

[@blossomlarrysakura929]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EBFilmsMan]

Suddenly, I feel both proud and ashamed.

[@woozified6184]

*oh my go-*

[@fangirl38]

Da hell!? Really!? Da fucc!?

[@marsy9959]

*Wait wha-*

[@White_Ivy_]

That sleep country one was WAYYY too accurate

[@sarahfreiberg209]

To my fellow canadians, hi, have a great day. Like if your canadian and proud to be aswell

[@cameronjodoin309]

You forgot to mention that we actually have a military.

[@alistairlastname4642]

Field Marshal Erwin Rommel one of the best trained militaries in the world too

[@cameronjodoin309]

Ace of Spades True, we have a small, professional military.

[@snappedsquire8479]

and the best snipers in the world

[@soyboysoldier1838]

and that why im joining

[@adent4751]

Field Marshal Erwin Rommel of snowmen and women

[@lolzorgfykys]

my friends and i at band.... "sleep country canada,, why buy a matress anywhere else??"

[@brendangiger]

"Why buy a matress, when you have a couch??"

[@npcimknot958]

NikkiRandomix and that alarm force song

[@npcimknot958]

hahhahahaha... damn catchy jingles.

[@trinitylavigne-larade8128]

NikkiRandomix why buy a matress when you have a couch XD

[@doctorwhat8856]

pug why buy a couch when you don't have a house!

[@canadian_tabarnak]

This is the most stereotypical thing ive ever seen and im Canadian, however, i can say wholeheartedly that this is pretty accurate and hilarious

[@JD2RARE]

You gotta say thanks to the bus driver

[@Venx84]

actually i do say thanks to the bus driver when getting off the bus, never realized it till now xD

[@jwalster9412]

literally true

[@jaspergillgannon4991]

Aren't you supposed to?

[@mathieudelduchetto5212]

Wait people are not saying thanks to the bus driver in other countries?

[@VioletIris]

@@mathieudelduchetto5212 I'm in Minnesota and we do this here, but we're almost Canadian anyway.

[@MrBulshoy]

I haven't heard anyone say "chesterfield" in like 30 years.

[@JB-yb4wn]

Tough being deaf, isn't it?

[@wmarcoux9]

My step dad always said that, I Kind like it haha.

[@Anya-mw3gj]

What’s chesterfield? 🤔

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@Anya-mw3gj Sofa

[@Anya-mw3gj]

John Bezz lol thanks!💞

[@danyamozdzen591]

“Push the middle out of a Toonie” me: *Dies laughing*

[@tammygirling6598]

As a British viewer, I can tell you that this is the first thing most Brits tried to do when we got the £2 coin lol

[@nickstanley5820]

same, i used a train to remove it and squish some pennies...

[@edenjung9816]

Most people tried that with the 1 and 2 euros too.

[@Venx84]

that actually use to be a big thing back in 1996 when the 2 dollar coin was released. the middle was a separate coin then the ring, the royal canadian mint realized their mistake and have since made the coin 1 whole metal.

[@williamhendriks1982]

I have a 2 euro coin that has a loose middle

[@HillaryGaming_Official]

I am Chinese Canadian and I from British Columbia, Canada

[@Jackson-id2nz]

Yes Canadians say eh we just don’t realize it and Americans exaggerate it

[@gamingforaday5446]

KZbin is American company

[@joannefolkins4784]

Actually, not on the Wet Coast.

[@princessramonah21]

hi are you from Canada? Can you share a joke, our English teacher will give 5 dollars and a free month subscription for a student who can make him laugh during his livestream. Thank you ✌😂

[@merubindono]

1:23 My favourite commercial of all time

[@SparkyStarLPS]

same i couldn't help to sing along!

[@KeeperOfTheSock]

I'm still looking for that hippo, I had my house quarantined after i saw this commercial, can't be too safe.

[@asurname3698]

Well, I suggest you take the tofu and put it somewhere. AWAY FROM MY PERSON.

[@Deltax156]

I know I remember that commercial

[@claireasglass189]

OMG YES

[@emilyrichardson2029]

You didn't mention the way we all say 'I'm just gonna sneak right past you' in the grocery store.

[@Umbrellaoflove]

The person above you just did

[@monicamason3414]

I wish house hippos were real. I'd love one as a pet.

[@alexandra287]

“Darn La police”

[@Flour5665]

Merci mon Boy!

[@ajaysivanand7978]

They stole this joke straight from Canadian Bacon.

[@Flour5665]

Ok?

[@tjmccoshen5808]

one other thing the hording of canadien tire money

[@meowcula]

I got a bunch on my desk :)

[@rhianfariel]

so much YES

[@Scammer_Steve]

TJ Mccoshen I once had literally 150$ Canadian tire money!! d

[@janedennis2461]

that was in there tho

[@FivePastOne]

The guy with the broken leg was trying to pay his hospital bill with CT money.

[@arielspalter7425]

I have only been living 7 years in this amazing coutry, and I laughed out loud. Well done! And.. Canadian are fantastic people.

[@arielspalter7425]

@@thistime1483 I am originally from Israel. Through hard work and dedication we have assimilated quite well, mostly thanks to the awesome welcoming canadians we've come across along the way (most became close friends).

[@fatdicksydrome]

Thank you eh

[@mathewhunter7826]

The Canadian TV was both hilarious and gave me that wonderful nostalgic feeling. Great vid!

[@theberkanian5927]

U missed the -40 winters in Winnipeg eh

[@theberkanian5927]

@Cowgirl Crafts we still had to go to school

[@dkhdkjhskj]

Cowgirl Crafts You get snow days?? I've never gotten a day off school because of the weather and I'm in Edmonton! 🤔

[@theberkanian5927]

@@dkhdkjhskj Because the coldest u ever c is like -20 or something 😂😂

[@mtlicq]

oh, sorry!

[@VLGLF3]

-40 in the NWT

[@edwinford8553]

No apology jokes? My disappointment are immeasurable.

[@anshengwang4708]

Edwin Ford we’re sorry

[@SalTheSlime.]

Edwin Ford and my day is ruined

[@Hamaniyearsago]

Suuoghreuyy

[@fishsmellbad1862]

As a Canadian I can confirm that pretty much all of this is true.

[@jesseniabourne8460]

Fish Smell Bad but they said poo tin instead of poo teeeen

[@abesaint9288]

Us Canadians say more then “sORrY” we also say “fuck off”

[@lalamyself9376]

@@jesseniabourne8460 it's pronounced poo tin not poo teen. The rest of the world pronounced it wrong

[@jesseniabourne8460]

lala myself no it’s not and no they don’t.

[@hooplahitbybrick1710]

Are we all Canadian here