How to be a Canadian

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[@CBCComedy]

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[@markusyt-official8752]

CBC Comedy hi

[@PrinceRightyI]

LOL I watched it If I move to Canada, please guarantee me a job :P

[@misperfection13]

loved it

[@keenansegenchuk7177]

CBC Comedy I'm pretty sure IFHT made this

[@subtounfunnytomato2413]

CBC Comedy Y U STEAL FROM IFHT FILMS

[@Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom]

You didn't mention that Canadian money is waterproof

[@alexislenoree]

omg im shook. I HAD NO CLUE FOR REAL

[@discodonkey4945]

Literally I’m Canadian and still learn new stuff about Canada every day

[@milomcknight8011]

IT IS???

[@2low931]

$50 bills also smell like maple syrup. Like no joke.

[@sterben1603]

(also tear proof)

[@redbrixanimations]

I’m Canadian. And I don’t always apologize. Sorry about that

[@vashikumar3681]

Red Brix Animations 😂😂😂

[@RyanliveReviews]

hey man, SORRY to bother you but I'm also Canadian and its the best place ever! SORRY everybody but its true! I'm going to subscribe to your channel btw! SORRY

[@wedgiehurricane]

Same here. Wait. This will piss you off. *eh?*

[@napoleonicinfanterie6377]

@@wedgiehurricane sorry to bother you but watch your language you bluenoser, sorry

[@russkicanadian6284]

*HMM*

[@stormoftheyear9913]

I’m Canadian and I can say that the sleep country thing is true

[@victoriatremblay2589]

I'm not gonna lie I sang it and dinged at the end lol

[@KyleRuggles]

I smiled big time once I saw Body Break! I'd love to see some Participaction there. :P

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

It’s tradition to sing it

[@GrowYourGlow]

It should be the new anthem

[@IDontGotThis]

I've never even had tv growing up, and I still knew this add... From WORD OF MOUTH

[@playername3134]

As a Canadian I can confirm that the cold gravy on the poutine is a federal offence

[@RayRay-yt5pe]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaitlynm7841]

100%

[@badaimerlolz]

You should get a 1k fine for that

[@JHW44]

Disgusting right?!

[@gerogegerog5926]

Yeah that’s the cold weather for ya ither that or the makers are from one of those big corporations

[@alexwilson4793]

I feel like 95% of the people watching this are Canadian

[@mr._magicman]

I feel like half the things in this video didn't relate to me even though i am canadian

[@trixflyn]

Alex Wilson I mean My Dad is fully canadian but im only half so does that count 😂

[@emilybueckert108]

That’s definitely true. (I am Canadian)

[@tanisarcand8258]

I'm CANADIAN 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@hannahrobichaud5920]

Yep and a lot of it is over the top😀

[@skiout199]

I lost it at the House Hippo commercial, I spent my entire childhood trying to find a house hippo haha

[@multigummy100]

omg same😭😭

[@maokaihecarim1822]

lmao, what did you never finish the commercial? It finishes up by saying that that shit ain't real.

[@ergbudster3333]

Man. Then are you ever stupid.

[@multigummy100]

+Erg Budster i was like 7 when it came out dont judge me😭

[@bethanyvirginiakobsar7956]

Aww! XD

[@SonOfSeventh]

Toronto Sports Fans: "there is always next year." That line is the most accurate thing in this video.

[@grandmaster_t676]

In 2019 we didn't have to say that.

[@dankflank5419]

@@grandmaster_t676 the other two did

[@sunium5814]

this hurts

[@robbpowell194]

@@grandmaster_t676 Totally right. That's why 4M people showed up for the parade. They know a unicorn when they see it.

[@rnalonto]

2017 Toronto FC says "hello"...

[@pierre-carllabrecque328]

this is the most canadian thing I seen in 21 years

[@chimbus5834]

Sot true...... so true sorry

[@bojanstojan8268]

Toronto: there's always a next year 2019: 🏆

[@SalTheSlime.]

Tito Broz WE THE NORTH!!

[@bojanstojan8268]

@@SalTheSlime. WE THE CHAMPIONS

[@88v98]

W e t h e n o r t h Btw I’m pissed that Leonard and Green Left

[@bananafriend1697]

Tito Broz let’s freakin gooooo

[@vorkuzz3804]

im canadian but SCREW ALL THE TORONTO TEAMS

[@rocks.and.soup.]

My *Pootin* All real Canadians get mildly upset

[@giraffeacus5265]

I'm gonna file a formal complaint

[@purplegurl7976]

i may or may not have screamed about this....

[@fisherdittburner6959]

Poutine 👍

[@Lili-op3ug]

I was thinking poo ten😂

[@Mk_123abc]

I definitely am

[@piknick111]

I worked with some canadian pilots during fire season in California a few years ago, made them poutine (had to learn) and they were blown away that I knew they liked that stuff. We taught them a gambling game and they took all our money. That is straight up international cooperation if there was any.

[@nixghttps]

I'm not Canadian, and I barely understand English, but I laughed at the video, I LOVE Canada ♥️

[@ok5420]

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[@valencefootball9740]

ty

[@blake218]

ty

[@farismag]

I am not a Canadian. Yet, thank you!

[@brennanm8324]

and we love you too

[@alison5962]

The money at the hospital was Canadian tire money😂

[@justnick1566]

Audi just when I thought it couldn’t get more Canadian...

[@phantomphotos501]

Omg you're right!😆

[@alison5962]

alex9100 alex9100 woman actually

[@aquawolf1779]

How did I not see that

[@kate-wj1dq]

omg lol and there’s a tims cup

[@dontask3497]

I feel like you didn't mention how much we say "sorry" enough. That stereotype is 100% true. I've had friends complain that I say "sorry" too much. I apologized for it.

[@CBCComedy]

sorry.

[@freedomfighter2463]

What if I took you to eat out? Would you say sorry??

[@dontask3497]

Freedom Fighter Honestly, probably. For what? I'm not sure. But I'm sure I'd say it at least once.

[@freedomfighter2463]

LOL

[@jayden8murray509]

Im Canadian to be being it is not bad:)

[@greyx4409]

That "body break" commercial jingle made me short circuit for a full second and a half. I think my memory just rebooted from nostalgia.

[@bradmacarthur3810]

Me too, bro. Haven't heard that in a decade or more.

[@quacknosis1863]

Me, an American watching this and planning on moving to Canada when I'm 18: *"Interesting"*

[@sen6728]

Pick your province, Ontario: so much debt Quebec: Non Anglais, je parle francais. Alberta: i hate everyone else Manitoba: winterpeg BC: pretty much the pacific but with a lot more insects Saskatchewan: farmland PEI: beaches NS: irish accents NFL & Labrador: viking settlers Choose your Territory: Nunavut: formely had nun of ut, as in covid, but cold. NW Territory: cold Yukon: the gold rush, and cold.

[@gregt722]

And remember, no matter what province, city or town you live in, they will ALL have a Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, The Brick & Dollarama close by. So no matter where you go, it’ll always feel like Home... ya know, eh! Welcome to Canada, grab a double double, and settle in!

[@KotaTheGreatest]

@@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@sen6728]

@@KotaTheGreatest watch "Ontario Sucks" by the 3 dead trolls in a baggie

[@ActualChrist]

@@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with. (yes i copied and pasted this but it's so true)

[@MrPenguinFingers]

Can we talk about how he’s paying the hospital in Canadian Tire money?

[@jnf519]

What?? it's not legal tender?

[@Boiokgogi]

can we talk about how he had to pay the hospital at all ? never had to pay for anything lol

[@alinakp6224]

Not really, it's just for Canadian Tire.

[@alinakp6224]

I didn't even notice!!!!!

[@somaahamadamin2432]

Lmao I didn’t even notice

[@bridgetneal1]

Video: my pootin Canadians: * gets mildly upset *

[@jesseniabourne8460]

Crazycraftbren I am mildly upset that is exactly what I’m feeling eh.

[@user-ll2bb8kb8x]

Crazycraftbren I thought that the English pronounced it Putin and «les quebequois » said It like poutine

[@jesseniabourne8460]

KZbin _ Office_ no that’s not how it works.

[@user-ll2bb8kb8x]

Jessenia Bourne I know but I USED to think that

[@Rain-hg1mj]

(normal upset Canadian): why? (me) crouching in the corner silently questioning if what I was taught was wrong; and if I'm truly a Canadian if I pronounced poutine wrong... Otherwise known as an example of overthinking.

[@kaygataki6163]

“We are going to...file a formal complaint”. I’m dead 💀😹

[@senioradahug]

I swear half of canadians call poutine pou-teen, and the other half calls it pou-tin which is correct depends on which province you're in.

[@aspiredperception621]

The trick is that you need to pronounce it French

[@sitdownbehumble8675]

@@aspiredperception621 Yes exactly. In French it's pronounced "pou-TSIN", with an "s" in there. Cringiest thing ever is I've been corrected in person by an English-only speaker. I had said pou-tsin, and she responds "You mean _pou-tin_?" It almost made me laugh, it was so weird being "corrected" on a word from my own native language.

[@frenchthot]

@@sitdownbehumble8675 where is the S? it's just the nasal "I" sound, with accentuation at the end of the word. idk what you are talking about

[@frenchthot]

only the real ones knows good poutine have cheese that DOES NOT melt.

[@canadianorange9676]

You forgot two things. 1. Every Canadian is immune to cold weather 2. We have maple syrup flowing through us

[@sadmanh0]

visitor here, actually dealt with the cold better than a lot of Canadians 😅

[@maurice3583]

First we are not immune to cold weather but the mapple syrup ....your right

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

As a Canadian, saying maple syrup is my blood offends me. BLOOD IS BLOOD YOU DING DONG. IT'S THE SAME WITH CANADIANS!

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

Yes, I know it's a joke. sorry.

[@canadianorange9676]

@@maurice3583 I dunno man, I have never seen another cold Canadian.

[@onthisday9190]

Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

[@kabubbles-6711]

Anton Kas you’ve never met a Canadian have you?

[@abesaint9288]

It’s true, if we see people saying shit like this we say “go fuck yourself”

[@zipzap4706]

This is true 100%.

[@U5yh]

Anton Kas is a absolute dumbass. (I’m a Canadian)

[@christineatkinson3640]

*LOL!*

[@tikity-boo6225]

"Stabbing yourself with a poppy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@safyakhan7857]

Its true AHAHA

[@GhostOfPride]

You forgot Saying sorry to inanimate objects when you bump into it

[@safyakhan7857]

TRUE

[@jfish032]

🤣🤣👌🏼

[@thedeadmoss9529]

No it’s be careful eh you almost made me drop my fucking Timmys eh

[@bhaveerathod2373]

*_sleep country, CaNaDaAaaaA_* _never gets old_ *DING*

[@SalTheSlime.]

*DING*

[@vickyordy6837]

Yuuuuuuuuuuus

[@marsy9959]

SalFrosterGamer DING

[@faith-yk6hh]

Why buy a mattress anywhere else?

[@faith-yk6hh]

DING 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

[@zacharybedair4280]

Americans will never understand how good all dressed chips are

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169]

The best

[@methatguy5996]

strongly disagree with this.

[@taccos3524]

They are to good

[@emma-gd2cm]

Lmao ikr their so goodfff

[@beanpole8648]

Wait The States don't have them, there are so many things they don't have! They don't even have coffee crisp!

[@kyliepowell]

*Ok but did anybody else sing when the Sleep Country ad came on?* I think at this point it’s physically impossible not to.

[@Jamie-zi2nf]

As a Canadian, I laughed at the house hippo and Don Cherry commercials. You guys did great including most of our stereotypes, however you forgot the "sorry" stereotype! Also, poutine is mostly pronounced "poutin" in Quebec or by French-Canadian families. For my final point, we really don't actually say "hozers" and "blue-noser," at least in Ontario. Toronto was on point, West Coast is the same as the GTA and Niagara Region, and the lbs to kg DEAD ON

[@baloneycarrot1602]

Every Canadian cringes when they say "Pootin" instead of poutine

[@Waterbean266]

Harraps no

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps maybe but every other Canadian calls it poutine

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps let me guess your from Qubec

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harraps wow sassy

[@baloneycarrot1602]

@Harrapsyour welcome

[@Iris-xi6os]

Did they say.. Poo-TIN and not Pou-tINE? **triggers**

[@mahishamahiakter5066]

the lil kid towards the end said it correctly tho

[@toooldforcitylife]

It's poo-tsin if we're getting technical. Not poo-tin or poo-tine.

[@randy2reall]

It’s poutsinnnne best in Quebec

[@daphnechristensengreenlee4593]

In the east they say Poo-tin and in the west we say poo-teen. Lived in BC all my life....only just found out they say poo-tin over there. Lol. In my defence....we are a loooooooong way from the francophones.

[@xtoxicurex]

I live in Quebec, but border New Brunswick. I’ve heard it said every which way, but absolutely loathe when it’s pronounced pou-teen. 😑

[@theyoungbarista6715]

Me and my family lived in Canada for a couple years while I was in kindergarten. And I have to say, the Canadians make some entertaining kids shows.

[@capnsalt7102]

As a French Canadian, that impression was spot on

[@truenorthgames]

Hahahaha does this ring a bell Step 9 waste western money British Canada is better 🤣

[@teymour6918]

I feel bad for the Americans who won't understand 90% of these inside jokes 😂

[@stfugoofkys1219]

Lol

[@brando2944]

Teymour Amirov i feel bad for americans who dont know what poutine is

[@corrupt4367]

I’m American, and I know none of these jokes LOL

[@Asteroid_Jam]

Jokes on you I am America 🇺🇸 but know these jokes. (Ps it is because I am so close to Canada 🇨🇦 )

[@teymour6918]

@@Asteroid_Jam oh you are America ok 😂

[@merric193]

This is honestly the most stereotypical thing I've ever seen about my country but its hilarious ,Canada rules

[@nathanielcrawford8619]

Meritsu Uchiha I know right

[@nicolejeong1823]

That second part is debatable lmao

[@evandugas7888]

other countries stereotypes suck. ours are pretty good. We are way to polite, we love maple syrup and hockey... It's kinda all true just not to this degree

[@logandesousa7352]

@@nicolejeong1823 its not FU watch candians vs americans on infographic the people version

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Wish we had your Prime Minister,he's cool

[@fawnnyoon8659]

I sang along with the sleep country commercial and said "ding"😂 I diedd omgg

[@jannak9024]

Shared 7-1-2023 by Canadian Author Louse Penny, on the occasion of Canada Day which is also her birthday! She is a beloved storyteller, devoted to sending love letters to Canada in her mystery novels. Her fans submit that her photo deserves to be on your celebrity collage (as if The order of Canada and scores of book awards weren't enough) because you need a few women up there! From a fan in The States whose mom's side of the family was from Alberta!🤩🤩🤩 Happy Canada Day!

[@mariyamidroos7018]

I bet most of my other Canadians also watched this to see if it was accurate too😂😂😊😂😊

[@sarahhookway5252]

you are correct

[@brittnirenaud2989]

I did. It was😆

[@samwrites8904]

It is. 100% accurate

[@sarahrose5562]

I did it was right

[@annapickup7951]

It doesn't need to be accurate. This is CBC.

[@amadeusmozart5867]

"I swear on the ghost of John A. Macdonald that we are going to find who did this to you and when we do, we are going to file..a formal complaint." 😂😂😂 I'm so proud to be Canadian.

[@amadeusmozart5867]

L+B Productions I'm so patriotic that I wave Canada's flag while drinking coffee from a timmies Canada cup. 😂😂😂

[@ahmadoumari4853]

Amadeus Mozart lol same

[@asdfasdgsda999]

If you file a formal complaint in the USA nothing happens except you get that person mad at you. The government in USA is broken. In fact if you file a formal complaint as an employee you will probably get promptly fired.

[@brandonpurpleproductions8183]

Amadeus Mozart me to proud to be candian and hlaf italian

[@nyssaleseelleur1287]

The answer to who messed up the poutine is literally everyone east and west of Quebec, with the exception of Ottawa

[@monicamason3414]

I wish house hippos were real. I'd love one as a pet.

[@MugDoe1201]

Since I moved away, I have always maintained everything about me as a Canadian. I'm so proud. I miss hearing words that are just ours lol. Going to Dunkin will never be as fun as "how about some Timmies eh?" Thank you, Go leafs!!!!!

[@izzystrickland9524]

You know what sucks more, when restaurants put shredded cheese on poutine instead of cheese curds. 😫

[@cheesethekoala8756]

We shall not speak of such atrocities! It is an aBoMiNaTiOn

[@gregbohnert2789]

Blasphemy!!

[@dehalic]

Greg Bohnert FACTSSSSS

[@jedibiker1028]

DUDE THATS NOT ... NO :0

[@phfish_7440]

Send the to the 9th circle of hell

[@itsowlet]

*Says POUTIN instead of POUTINE* I shall' right a formal complaint!

[@user-le9ej2nh5i]

It’s the actual way of saying it guys, we French Canadians invented it

[@Babababaks]

Putin?

[@brpitrepeters7983]

Quebec should be proud to have invented Poutin and the MONTREAL CANADIANS and Labatt Blue. Go Habs And gimme a Blue God Bless Quebec Oh and beautiful well dressed Ladys

[@liricasugartea9945]

Poutin MY FUCKING NICKNAME

[@Im_literally_Manic_Mike]

Mhhh dla criss de Poutine caliss

[@canadian_tabarnak]

This is the most stereotypical thing ive ever seen and im Canadian, however, i can say wholeheartedly that this is pretty accurate and hilarious

[@richeneflowease3622]

i love this kind of comedy and to be honest most canadian sketch comedy is gold because its self depreciating and intelligently done with a good spirit behind it..definetly proud of canada for its comedy ...in fact its what i say this country should really get behind to become a country that everyone knows that we are all about comedy here..so that it gets into the public education etc to teach and be funny!

[@justnick1566]

Did any Canadians here ever sing “Sleep Country Canada, why buy a mattress -when you have a couch” *ding*?

[@notjonahhill]

Lol yes

[@ozziethelarrie2829]

Then you continue " Why buy a couch when you have floor, why buy a floor when you have a couch, why buy a couch when you have a mattress *ding*

[@dinaeduplessis6279]

Just Nick yes

[@WindiChilliwack]

Childhood lol

[@silversickle6015]

Always

[@dishsoapie]

SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE DING

[@gwen8686]

Dian LiLi I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAID “DING” AT THE END IM NOT ALONE

[@Dat_Feathered_Boi]

Sleep country canada Why buy a mattress Blow up your house Ding

[@keirahagan4448]

Dian LiLi YESSSS

[@theemargot1775]

YASSSSSS

[@itsjustkk2993]

Sleep country canada Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@jubilhdmusic3930]

Two canadian words: *"SORRY EH?"*

[@StudioHWOtheAnimator]

That seems like a real American thing to say

[@White_Ivy_]

That sleep country one was WAYYY too accurate

[@laurenalessia18]

THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIALS! MY CHILDHOOD!! 😂

[@emmanuel_howell2571]

laurstar18 yeeeessas

[@robbob5258]

Poutin? *TRIGGERED!* And they say it so many times!

[@danielnorum2483]

Same

[@squammy3536]

in quebec they say poutin, in ontario they say poutine. When you think about it, poutin is the right version because quebec made poutine.

[@Owendunca]

That's how it's pronounce

[@amber.whispers]

Rob Bob same!

[@jacksonwinters2547]

honest to god look at the top i said that too eh

[@theodoreschlimme8696]

Don't forget Saint Bob and Saint Doug Mckenzie.

[@mathewhunter7826]

The Canadian TV was both hilarious and gave me that wonderful nostalgic feeling. Great vid!

[@bellsack8113]

No Canadian doesn’t know the sleep country Canada tune

[@evansigloo1058]

Sometimes I forget that just randomly sainging "sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else/when you have a couch DING" isn't normal in the rest of the world

[@amrozstoesz]

If they dont they dont belong here

[@magnumbeefus]

True that

[@gordo8274]

Evan's Igloo who doesnt now the sleep country slogan by the way your supposed to say why buy a mattress when you have a couch. Bud what kind of canadian are u eh bud

[@absolutetrash5244]

SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE

[@ArtOfMichelleP]

Hahaha! Whenever the Sleep Country song comes on, I always start singing it without even thinking about it. Spot on!

[@ArtOfMichelleP]

And I stabbed myself the other day with a poppy.

[@MrPaulHK]

Michelle Papadopoulos "Ding!" :)

[@Nathan_Yolo_Man]

Michelle Papadopoulos SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA...WHY BUY YOUR MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE?... DING!

[@canadianbacon3174]

Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@reesespieces8125]

Michelle Papadopoulos ikr

[@ophiecat]

I died when they said “chesterfield”. Hahaha. My parents said that all the time.

[@ryinh8681]

my geography teacher thought this was an actual learning video and he showed this to us in class

[@hopeassen7735]

And this is why we put eraser tips on the back of poppies kids...

[@arthurjarrett1604]

Honestly really don't want to be a buzzkill here! We have poppies for remembrance day here in the UK but are supplied with a pin so the whole poppy, including the stem, is visible. This must be a purely Canadian thing as I've never seen or heard of anyone having that problem and practically everybody here wears a poppy for a couple of weeks. Eraser tips on a poppy?

[@user-ys6fn7ux5o]

Yes I remember this in elementary! I bought I reusable one from amazon after though

[@user-ys6fn7ux5o]

Arthur Jarrett yeah we did this so it wouldn’t poke us it made sure the pointy edge was covered

[@berrytania7401]

I never did that, a few people in my class did. I just tucked it in, worked fine.

[@piercehollington730]

Pop that bad boy back through the shirt again and put it through the other side of the poppy

[@captainbro9998]

I’ve never felt so proud of my country.

[@georgiannacook8874]

As an American and one who does not understand some of the words, this was funny . Always enjoyed my time in Canada. Pray the fires will get some rain. We are in smoke now but feel for those who are experiencing the worst effects. In NJ near the Delaware Water Gap.

[@Mosannugget]

The poutine part had me in tears. How dare they not melt the curds of cheese with gravy. Blasphemy!

[@luigidelrosario3163]

we kinda had Target for like a year tho, and Zellers was closed a long time ago. and we got subway

[@richelleleonard5433]

Yea I was confused when they said the opposite. I questioned my Canadian living style .

[@mystique3991]

It was 3 years ago.. *Boi.*

[@luigidelrosario3163]

@@mystique3991 ohh I meant like the length it was up and running

[@mystique3991]

Jets T.V. Thank you, that makes much more sense.

[@zacharywindover9840]

I can’t lie some of targets stuff was expensive but they had a lot of good stuff you couldn’t find anywhere else.

[@carolchen2320]

As a Vancouver resident, that west coast stereotype is so true.

[@LayByMySide]

Carol Chen That got me as well lol Sushi is the best when you want munchies!

[@daxo25]

Carol Chen Ha! Oui! Très vrai!

[@OPENYOURDOOR]

Carol Chen as a chilliwack resident i completley agree

[@abby7688]

Carol Chen oh hi I live in Saskatoon 😜😜

[@deadly2881]

Oof moose jaw here

[@evelynguignion7624]

That poutine thing when your gravy isn’t hot enough to melt the cheese curds relatable it’s a Canadian problem 😂

[@gspstactical3621]

The poutine is so true! They did not layer the gravy 😂

[@J_T_Money]

Step one: be born in Canada. BOOM

[@provingyouwrongdaily8795]

Oh shit you crack the fucking code!

[@wiserowl9835]

Your right

[@agoogleuser5542]

You do not need to be born in Canada to be Canadian...

[@GB-ok4yy]

@@agoogleuser5542 Well So I am born in for example China, I move to canada and BOOOM I am Canadian, no I am still chinese......

[@agoogleuser5542]

@@GB-ok4yy Accepting people from other lands, especially those facing persecution, is what being Canadian is about. Diversity is what makes us strong. It's proven that diversity and immigration improves a country's economy. I'm sorry you are so xenophobic.

[@XaraTheDragon]

you forgot our popular cafe called 'Timhortons'

[@Camman010]

Tim Horton's has been US owned since the 90s and the coffee sucks. As well they treat every costumer as a thief by hiding the sugar and creamers.

[@cjm7764]

And what Tims cut from workers with the minimum wage increase- I hope this becomes unCanadian.

[@DorianPearce]

Just thought I would point out... Timbits at 0:31

[@vvsjosh2414]

YASS HE FORGOT TIMS

[@heyoitsme2416]

Oldandwize it was “created” by a Canadian, and that’s where it came from. No matter which country “owns” it, it’s still Canadian. And idk what the Tims are like in the states, but it’s amazing here. Those workers that you described should be fired. That sounds horrible.

[@Kurichua]

I just get my citizenship in 2008. From Mexico to Quebec. This is pure gold. I need a poutine right now. 😢

[@Hillary_Official_1]

I am Chinese Canadian and I from British Columbia, Canada

[@diamondjeanelle6370]

when your canadian and have nothing better to do then watch this

[@thomasfowler1]

When you're Canadian, two of your official languages are French and English and you STILL don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

[@JuicyRedskin]

When Net Neutrality is dead in the U.S and you don't really care...

[@Maginel73]

And "then" and 'Than'

[@giraffeacus5265]

When you go to the grocery store and you go past someone you have to say: "just gonna SNEak right past you here."

[@mynamo12]

Desiree Tachit 😂😂

[@mynamo12]

I hear this so often

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

I have said this one more than one occasion

[@SaVaGeHuNtEr2294]

Or sorry when you cut them off with your cart

[@BubbleFaceism]

me, everytime

[@sbddreamatrix7891]

Finally a worthy parody. Spot on, I could relate to everything!

[@kathycooper9577]

Loved it!!!

[@MutteringCondolences]

All Canadians love a good joke about the universal healthcare system, but last year I broke my ankle. After examinations, x-rays, cast and all that, my total bill was only $25 for the crutches. Canada rocks!

[@ElectronicsForFun]

well our capitalist healthcare system allows us to have the latest and greatest in medical technology, technology that you guys can't afford because your hospitals are on a government budget while ours are not. we can actually do brain and heart surgery without having to cut you open.

[@goodoldave2438]

Yeah but it cost you $80 in gas to drive to the doctor, and it took you two hours to fill out the patient form because you forgot how to conjugate your verbs in French.

[@toxiczebra5920]

Electronics For Fun mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes. We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money

[@ElectronicsForFun]

"mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes." no we pay more because it's better, universal healthcare can't support the way our hospitals spend money unless we tax the ever loving shit out of people. "We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money" yeah sorry l am not paying for the healthcare of some random scrub l don't know. l take care of my own, l can't afford the tax increase we would need for universal healthcare.

[@alexbabin3127]

Electronics For Fun dude, Canadian healthcare is pretty damn advanced. It’s considered one of the most advanced in the world, google it. Idk what you talking about. Also, how much better should yours be to justify paying 20000$ instead of 20$? Like 10000% better? Cuz we’ll it’s 10000% more expensive 🤷🏼‍♂️ Btw that’s true numbers, I know a dude who should have payed 20k after he broke his arm, but ended up paying 20$ because Canada

[@alexandra287]

Canadian tire money 😂

[@zaydabbas1609]

Alexandra I still have a Canadian tire 150th anniversary ten cent bill

[@cameronwray9366]

Alexandra that you can’t rip or get wet, unlike America’s dumpster money.

[@linamusic2121]

Audience are happy to watch your work!

[@DamagedAnvil]

A formal complaint for cheese not being melted properly , eh? hahahahahahahaha "eh"

[@samraymond215]

Omg the all dressed and ketchup chips was the most accurate thing ive seen in my life

[@samraymond215]

and the fake maple syrup and the fucking nickelback thing was soo funny

[@angelo253]

get out. all dressed is way better.

[@xypaddy1]

I don't get the Nickleback BS....I love them and seeing as that they sold 50 million + alnums / CDs...etc I'm not the only one.

[@vrscape1623]

I think it's more that they always do the same kind of stuff, not much variation. But I like em

[@MaximusX67]

I feel bad for Nickelback, which is the dumbest thing because they are millionaires and I am some Joe Schmo without any millions in my account. Why the hell do I feel BAD for THEM? They started out fresh and hot in the US. Their first album was a hit and their album got a ton of airplay. It might h ave been that overexposure that sank them. That and it coming out that they were a Canadian band. I don't know why that makes them uncool and unpopular overall; but, somehow I think it did! The only good things they admit that came out of Canada is Hockey, Bacon and Celine Dion ...... and that might be all!!

[@CrystalB.ceramics]

Did they mention 'Coffee Crisp' chocolate bars?

[@niragill]

Crystal Bennett the best

[@Cam-gk4dk]

Or smarties

[@plasticfantastic8]

Crystal Bennett or Ketchup chips and Clamato juice for Caesar’s 😋

[@juniper_jupiter4823]

I'm eating one of those right now...

[@kapricity]

And Smarties.

[@PixelGunnerInc]

LoL I’m Canadian and I’m from Quebec Montreal this is so funny xD

[@JpsAqautics1836]

Our blood type is maple syrup💀💀

[@dawsonbroadhead714]

Sleep country Canada why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@humphred4912]

why by a couch when you have a mattress?

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5169]

W

[@theberkanian5927]

*chesterfeild

[@Nechayev_]

Why buy neither if you have a chair

[@breanna850]

Ding!

[@qookie3090]

U know this stuff is correct because they included the pathways textbook I used in grade 8

[@brendana9676]

Qookie that was the most accurate part of this entire video. LOL

[@HealthHubss]

Hated that book so much

[@itarat69]

Legit used that last year.

[@jeeemmm]

Still used it on gr 10

[@h.d.mech.mortenson2098]

Great job on the video guys, very funny!

[@cherrimathieson1168]

I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face. I’m sure gonna need a serviette to dry my tears. 🤣

[@redspice55]

Well, they're in the kitchen, not the washroom.

[@kiri8349]

"understand the metric system half the time" THATS TOO TRUE

[@christineatkinson3640]

x's by 2.2 or divide by 2.2, is that correct?

[@recondite-raven7606]

WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE? *DING*

[@tristenk02]

So True

[@qdaddy8973]

Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

[@maddypoop_6465]

ashawn203 No it’s the sleep Country ad thing

[@amymccracken7772]

Omg!!! Sleep country lol I just want along with it without even thinking hahaha you're great :)

[@wilfstor3078]

This is actually really accurate, I love it...

[@alexblackish-709]

i once apologized to a couch when i staled my toe and laughed about it for 5 min and i was not drunk or high

[@danielledouglas99]

That sounds like something I would do and probably have done.

[@NovaDexter]

Get your grade 10 before making KZbin comments.

[@rxseqvartz1305]

I apologized to a TTC bus yesterday cause I thought I hit some lady's foot but it was the bus

[@lolzorgfykys]

my friends and i at band.... "sleep country canada,, why buy a matress anywhere else??"

[@brendangiger]

"Why buy a matress, when you have a couch??"

[@npcimknot958]

NikkiRandomix and that alarm force song

[@npcimknot958]

hahhahahaha... damn catchy jingles.

[@trinitylavigne-larade8128]

NikkiRandomix why buy a matress when you have a couch XD

[@doctorwhat8856]

pug why buy a couch when you don't have a house!

[@katiedid1851]

Thank you Enjoyed all the way thru Midwesterner here.

[@RealCelticGamer]

This is absolute gold! 🤣

[@Eva-qc5ov]

My brother found a plastic toy hippo once. He thought that it was a house hippo that died

[@stephss]

Evangeline 😥

[@slenderfoxx3797]

Eva Lastname lol

[@mjn0tfound612]

As a Canadian I think this is 100% accurate I have cried many times when the gravy in my "poutin" wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese curds 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@micki030]

Magic Margo Ha me 2

[@gummymin5790]

Magic Margo lkr me too

[@laurenfarahani1297]

Go to Wendy's, they make their gravy really hot >:P

[@bastobasto4866]

Poutine, dumbass. If you don't know how to speel shit then dont try to.

[@bastobasto4866]

And melting cheese curds is an heresy by the name of the poutine police. Only MCdonald does that.

[@tripledeath5874]

timeless video ive watched at least 30 times

[@maebayly9767]

Proud to be a Canadian! Gotta have the poutine right, eh.

[@madeline7887]

theres subway in Canada..

[@ieaturmom]

Madeline May yup

[@tonystark341]

Yup, everywhere, since more than 20 years...

[@meredithhernandez283]

Madeline May I was like ya there’s more subway than mr sub

[@LiveLoveLaugh1231000]

There’s subway in America? Tf?

[@SteelersSenators1994]

Madeline smh. Its where they originated. Jesus ur profile picture just matches ur stupidity so well.

[@jiteyikuku9240]

i miss zellers

[@loreskore1557]

Jitey Ikuku me too

[@christhompson4950]

We all do

[@kalechips04]

Everyone misses zellers

[@MakaioJerla]

Jitey Ikuku R.I.P. zellers and target favorite stores

[@whothefuckatemyhalfofthecr7095]

Jitey Ikuku zellers was the shit

[@jamietwiddy9559]

this is going to help me with my socials homework thank you