How To Abuse Your Animals! - Stardew Valley

Did you know that your animals can actually DIE? If they are left locked outside of their barn or coop they have a chance of being eaten by wild animals. So we explore that plus a few other fun little features. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!

[@Zhellybelly]

*Stardew Valley is a wholesome family-friendly game about farming.* DF: Let's make it the animal Hunger Games.

[@trex793]

lol "animal Hunger Games" made me piss myself

[@oncreativemode5486]

@@trex793 me too

[@booklover2049]

except for the....whole, yaknow, creepy child-sacrificing-murder thing and all the haunted strange dolls of *DEAD CHILDREN'S PROBABLY TRAPPED SOULS* (did enjoy the silly video).

[@kenzydahuman3598]

Lmao, the game itself weren't so family friendly on the first place, but DF took it to another level 😂😂

[@hayleighhanekom3598]

Lol and it kinda also makes sense since tributes CAN die from wild animals in the arena.

[@orchus]

that animal killing sound is terrifying

[@encolumned2528]

I shat my pants hearing it the first time it happened (Summer 15th, Year 3)

[@remmywrestledabearonce]

i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be coyote howls-i'm not certain, it's just a guess because where i'm from we have them & it's what they sound like!

[@czarcorrales6642]

Yeh it was surprisingly disturbing

[@sincerelykiwii]

It gave me chills. So strangely scary.

[@katya8735]

yeah i hate it. totally unsettling.

[@HORRIOR1]

Viewers: "But DF! What about PETA?" DF: "Good point, tomorrow I'll show you how to abuse PETA as well."

[@Kurachi84]

hahaha, that's really like him XD

[@SweetMelodyP]

Promises Promises.

[@Juslin7989]

PETA is where DF graduated from though... How else do you think he got so good at animal abuse

[@poopy5101]

@@Kurachi84 0

[@nickramantanis2649]

I named my pig Mumps and took good care of him because even monsters that have no soul deserve love

[@areallyshiftyguy]

Heathen, you do not belong on this channel

[@raashidrazi5663]

How about self pitying annoying people?

[@geniusme707]

Rip pam

[@orangedrawz7209]

You’ve made me happy

[@nickramantanis2649]

Mumps managed to somehow marry all the other pigs, and some of the goats. And divorced them. This might have been a mistake.

[@jjawesome1803]

5:13 I like how as DF says that the animals can't get back in, a sheep phases through the barn door and into the barn 😂

[@katie7748]

And a goat!

[@XannisV]

OMG that's just friggin hilarious

[@thelegendofhuman]

JJ Awesome it actually teleports back outside like right after

[@leticiadeckert6773]

I saw that two

[@bubbles61297]

JJ Awesome YESSS I JUST SAW THAT!!! 😂😂😂

[@fruitwagon9275]

Separate game idea: You play as an animal on DF’s farm and have to survive the night.

[@venturoes1912]

10/10 would play

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

*Five nights at DF’s farm*

[@ADamnNerd]

I love that idea! *Quick, someone get Concerned Ape on the phone!*

[@alzack8445]

5 nights at DF's

[@shader1xderp778]

5 nights with Mumps

[@wheeljack2279]

I saw the title, I saw the thumbnail, and I thought: “Yep, this definitely sounds like something DF would do” Also that sound that plays when an animal is eaten gives me the chills..

[@YaraKoro]

It sounds like cold blooded murder. Which it basically is.

[@gavinfriesen4252]

Same

[@Koenna99]

I'm guessing it may be a monster or something

[@SweetMelodyP]

@@Koenna99 Its Linus... He turns into a Werebeast at night...

[@drustan4293]

Solbrutha 1149 me too

[@waitingmars]

5:15 "they can't get back in." The sheep was breaking the game to prove him wrong

[@katie7748]

Goat too, a few seconds before.

[@waitingmars]

Katie Schultz your right and the goat did it cooler

[@KeinAbendessen]

The comment I was looking for :D

[@spiritav4824]

that's the sheep's way of saying "fuck you and your stupid videos"

[@ethanliang1836]

ik i saw that

[@izzy1221]

*PETA would like to know your location.*

[@florbingo9871]

*very underated comment*

[@PlatinumDustVA]

Lmao

[@scottdparrott]

P People E Eat T Tasty A Animals

[@gossamera4665]

Because they're impressed by his efficiancy and wish to learn from him? Seriously, it's like you have this misconception that PETA cares for animals or something. Even as a meme it's just plain wrong and spreading misinformation.

[@yokedswole]

Gossa Mera Yeah. Maybe they just want to learn some recipes.

[@rubyliciousOG]

Just leave them near Pam's trailer,and they will suffer enough. (No wonder the dog always hides,he has spent too much time in the proximity of The Pam)

[@dankay2697]

Rubylicious pam fucking ate him

[@florbingo9871]

@@dankay2697 oh no the almighty Pam is eating animals now. What's new?

[@yeeyee7149]

I want first Seat in seeing a roast battle of Pam

[@peachymunmagenta]

She eats enough kids, now animals?!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Peachy’s Here! I mean, it's hard enough for humans to tell the difference

[@TheCyborgLord]

Your videos are getting darker and darker is there something you would like to tell everyone?

[@raashidrazi5663]

He's entering the edgy phase

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

He lost his pills down the drain...

[@levik6552]

He hasn’t been able to feed the children to Pam for a few days.

[@chunkyboi4716]

at first he was showing us how dark Stardew Valleys secrets are but then he played it to much and it made him go insane so now he’s a animal abusing human seed maker and a monster worse than purple guy

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

He... uhh.. Who took the light bulbs?

[@dyno8man]

6:25 I'd never heard this noise before, so it kinda makes me uneasy by how eerie it sounds

[@Ravencos]

"Marnie you sold me defective animals. They all disappeared." XD XD XD

[@dr.t0blerone965]

DF: When the doors are closed, the animals can't get back in! 5:17 *Sheep walks through closed door*

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

Uhh, sheep? Did you bust the door?

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Before that, a goat moonwalked through the door

[@lucilletouzot2444]

DF, can you see what dialog the dancing characters have at the flower dance? If you hover your mouse over them they have a speech bubble!

[@holifishuwu4341]

DaylightDolls They probably just say “Hi.” like the animals at the fair and the skeletons at the whatever the heck

[@izzy1221]

The blue chicken lasted pretty long!

[@OggiLive]

No animals were harmed in the making of this video. ...or were they?

[@CaelVK]

[vsauce theme starts playing]

[@krisr1885]

No animals suffered. They all died.

[@WillowoTheWisp]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

[@hilariouswolf9759]

@@bobzuruncle3822 not ALL! the surviving pig wasn't harmed

[@bakugosgirl2807]

Maki Nishikino the “Or were they?” That ruined it, its not funny when that’s there.

[@diejaeger6743]

5:18 That sheep predicted the future and teleported through the door.

[@anubiswerelupe]

Interesting, I didn't know there was an event for one of your animals dying or if that was even possible. O_o;

[@Rob_Thorsman]

"If I feed you some grass, will you live on my farm?" Lies. You won't feed him.

[@illuminatedmoth81]

Lies. He won't live.

[@pearlfairy5064]

They're going to make a PETA version of Stardew Valley now, aren't they?

[@YaraKoro]

Please.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

He just showed you how to do that

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

This is a pretty accurate representation of how PeTA treats animals

[@pamelamallari6296]

Jesus Christ DF.....You CANNOT treat a Pam like that, They're really rare, native to Stardew Valley.

[@Kurachi84]

luckily they are VERY rare

[@gamingkitsune1947]

Pams are actually a protected species. Better tell DF, or the government be after him.

[@elpinchetti]

5:18 "they can't get back in" sheep actually gets back in through the door like a boss

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Just Use the butcher mod and make a lot of meat, best way to abuse them......

[@tychoonthemoon6824]

when you doing jackbox again it was like 11 pm when u started streaming XD

[@ellenbergman8477]

Yup

[@ogscule]

But then you're putting them out of their misery, and that's no fun.

[@kypli1511]

I love that you comment on all of DF’s videos

[@Sezyfazes]

But he already do that mod

[@tia3063]

Marnie “DF I sold you those animals 2 years ago...”

[@WillowTheLacera]

Hears Coyote howl "Guess what happened last night?"

[@crownlessqueen9989]

"take this and stop eating my animals".....lmao i died😂

[@kennedyhuff]

I was rooting for the blue chicken :(

[@KaylaCherrie]

How can we get one?

[@MiloDG]

@@KaylaCherrie With the 8 hearts evento with Shane

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@KaylaCherrie after the 8 heart event with Shane (walk into Marnie's house when Shane is there), any chicken you buy has a 25% chance of being a blue chicken.

[@KaylaCherrie]

I finally got one thank you both.

[@hey6233]

“The animals can’t get back in” 5:18 *SHEEP GOES INSIDE*

[@GoogleTrendingTopics]

it actually hurt me to watch this 😂😂😂

[@luminoustorus548]

9:26 The animals were so traumatized they broke the fourth wall, started a cult, and began worshipping DF, bowing repeatedly while facing his direction

[@lunarblitz9742]

I love how this was the vid that made me choose to look into Stardew valley and get the game

[@PIKAbrusier]

I love that, this a video about abusing animals. But in order to tell us how he's abusing them he has to tell us how to properly take care of them lol.

[@crystalcove195]

Df: It’s going to be a longgg winter. 1 sheep: walks in the barn.

[@Snoop0709]

I fell out of my chair when he said “I get the feeling my sheep will be the hairless kind”

[@katiesummerfield8592]

"Dont worry Marnie, these animals are in good hands-" Exept for the fact that you are doing the OpOsSiTE

[@holifishuwu4341]

oh good just the tutorial I needed for my 6 dogs

[@holifishuwu4341]

why are people liking this

[@luks8405]

Because we are all cruel.

[@toonstink9448]

Oooooh.....

[@YaraKoro]

6 dogs??? Please tell me, you're joking. XD That's a lot of work.

[@YaraKoro]

@@gustavgurke9665 true

[@therealdeadpen]

I think the "push up" animals are in shock from watching their loved ones be torn apart.

[@brianatkinson3516]

This in my opinion is your funniest commentary.

[@bariodoesrandomstuff4845]

I’m surprised Shane’s chicken even managed to make it to the last 6

[@TheoWren]

it’s ‘cause shane brews his own moonshine at the ranch and then feeds the fermented mash to his blue chickens. those birds are tough and manly as shit by now. still not as tough as the pigs, though, i suppose 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@gumblemutt3495]

Dang, that transition from the ranch to Robin’s property was just... beautiful.

[@vincentdelacroix5428]

I think the first time DF played Stardew Valley everyone in Pelican Town was like: 'Woah, did you just felt that unnatural chilly breeze? Some serious shit is about to happen'

[@CloudySkies17695]

Yeah, this DOES seem like a video you would make. It’s horrible. I love it.

[@Lance-c8z]

When I look at the video I saw it say: “How to abuse your animals” I just clicked on it for some reason.. And I love animals and seeing this just makes me feel bad..

[@gibbyscorner4183]

This channel is like PG Disney movie, it's family friendly, but many hidden jokes.

[@nortonofthenorth2513]

"Don't leave the door open or Pam might get to them" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

That…LINE IS FUNNY AS FUCK

[@dmoney5395]

My favorite part about this is that I actually learned all the mechanics to make the animals happy.

[@charlieweasley2534]

I put off watching this one for so long because I don’t like the idea of animals (real or not) being mistreated. But I actually really enjoyed the video. You never disappoint, DF.

[@MissMysteryC]

I love how at 5:18 he said they couldnt get back in the barn but a sheep immidiatly teleports in to it

[@WanderingJellyfish_0081]

Did anyone else see the sheep disappear into the barn just after he shut the door?

[@voidterrors]

Does this work with Pam?

[@bitsandbirbs]

No she's too resilient, nothing can kill her

[@calebshmanderson]

Last time someone tried to kill her, that person got eaten. It was gruesome

[@TheDisKit]

Always remember, "The trees are smarter, but Pam is stronger."

[@Kurachi84]

she'd eat the decoration and fences

[@hilariouswolf9759]

@@Kurachi84 she would eat anything

[@mouse7429]

You are hilarious lol I love your Startdew Valley videos and your commentary. So much fun. Thank you

[@elisejee1632]

Nice editing for the thumbnail!! Keep up the amazing job and videos!! : )

[@mehspacedorito]

Elise Jee I thought Kirara made the thumbnails...? Correct me if I’m wrong.

[@KiraraLalaYT]

I was really proud of this thumbnail As soon as he told me the concept i was on it hahahaha ^_^

[@elisejee1632]

Kirara Lala it’s so amazing how you do the thumbnails!! ❤️❤️👌👌

[@elisejee1632]

Meh Space Dorito yeah sorry I had a flip 😂😂

[@LittleHedgehog]

Instructions unclear, got Pam, Marnie, Lewis and Linus in my barn.

[@Greyplayz]

@robotrip M thanks for telling him

[@sage7187]

0:39-0:43 might be DF's kindest moment ever😂😂

[@PatchworkRose567]

I’m just glad my animals can’t die if I ignore them or don’t feed them like they can in Harvest Moon. The only way they can die is somewhat out of my control so I don’t feel as guilty if they were to die.

[@iil0v3ccats_]

He is so harsh but funny makes my day everytime I watch him 😂

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

"If you close the doors behind them, they can't get it!" 5:18 *sheep passes through the door*

[@cherylruggles6826]

DF: that goat makes me uncomfortable. just heard 2 of his animals get mauled and devoured by wild animals

[@butwhy8976]

Boy all of your tutorials are just swell. I can’t wait to apply this to my gameplay!

[@lunapyrope9683]

"5 Seasons At Mumps' "

[@liliths_gf3075]

“The animals can’t get inside” as a sheep walks through the closed door

[@TheoWren]

it’s the ghost of one of the sheep that got carried off, apparently. 😮

[@ezucra]

“How to abuse your spouse-stardew valley”

[@kylie.23]

DF: When you close the door, they can't can't get back in! A cow, less than two seconds later: **goes back in the barn with the door closed**

[@yoshxry]

"Make sure to keep the doors closed, or Pam gets in." Lmao

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

Is it really a DF stardew video without a insult to Pam ???

[@JuztLiz]

This guy.... How dose this guy sound so wholesome while he dose this types of things I genuinely have to know his technique

[@corahalpain]

I love how he says they cant get back inside, and then a sheep walk right through the door at 5:18

[@urfavclairebear08]

I’m not doing this to my animals but this is funny to watch

[@LadySavn]

“HOW TO ABUSE YOUR ANIMALS” you heard it here folks

[@Ren-wf7nu]

The most useful tutorial yet. I can only assume it includes how to abuse Pam.

[@davideassis87]

Let's Play feat. Whitney Wisconsin

[@hooferlegoofer2300]

XD

[@orangedrawz7209]

Ok

[@lordlardclogs1081]

Dangerously funny is honestly my role model

[@ShanaCali]

I kept thinking it's only 0's and 1's or I would have been crying, instread I LMAO. Thanks for making my husband wake up at 1am again; knowing full well your commentary was the reason behind it all.

[@adamhawks3460]

*me, clicking the video not to learn how to abuse my animals but to see DangerouslyFunny’s dangerously funny humor*

[@adamhawks3460]

*me, getting slightly triggered by the fact that he’s genuinely abusing these animals even though it’s just a game*

[@LazySadPotato_Comix]

That ending though, XD I like how dark these videos are

[@yousoufmoustafa558]

Thanks for making this video despite it's dark humor it helped me understand animal better and I didnt even know they could be devoured, thumps up

[@notjens3539]

You can catch me at the saloon some nights Me: FREE ANIMALS

[@fionaobrien1322]

DF:If you close the door while the animals are outside, they can’t get back in. 5:19 Sheep: but I want to go back in. Phases through the door

[@nutellapop8610]

how helpful, thanks for the wonderful tutorial! i’ll be using it a lot!

[@ViviPlaysPokemon]

Did anyone else see the sheep walk into the barn with the door closed

[@MrMustachieo]

Hey DF, ask your mod makers to make a Psychopath Mod. Abilities Like, The Hunter - skin n display all npc entities skins on walls, or laying traps for npc. You give them their fav thing and at a random time it explodes, cuz it's really a bomb.. or a zombi mod, animals start eating people.. stuff like that lol

[@YaraKoro]

That sounds like DF.

[@WillowoTheWisp]

This is just normal DF. No mods needed

[@gamingkitsune1947]

THAT IS MESSED UP MAN! I like it. >:)

[@antsandplants5110]

"If you close the doors the animals cant get in and will die" The sheep at 5:18 "Hell nah Im going in"

[@XannisV]

The survival of the piggest has been confirmed.

[@ninjafrog6966]

Surviving the night on DF’s farm is the ultimate challenge

[@sergiyradonezhsky634]

this was legit one of the most uncomfortable videos to watch lol

[@kurrycane1483]

My dog's face when he saw my search history was priceless.

[@DevilGamingHome]

If you guys watched his first video gameplay of Stardew Valley, he was so .... innocent :))))

[@jojol.2630]

Omg I didn’t know they didn’t like the door left open.

[@bum9340]

5:19 that sheep just walked through the door

[@narutoisnttheguyfromfortni11]

the push ups goats and sheeps were following saitama training routine 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats 100kn running and you will become a undefeatable superhuman goat/sheep in this case

[@cactusjuice6852]

i literally cry when i forget to feed my animals omg

[@zombie2hip3hop]

That feel when your name is Bri and you also feel stressed and paranoid that someone on the internet just said your name.

[@evelynnconstance6924]

Today I got rare dialogue from Robin? It was the same as marnie's. Lew...Oh but Robin said it.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I guess Lewis is making the rounds with our tax money.

[@hannahgauche]

I also got this dialogue.

[@zitayuseo]

,,They can't get back in" ->Walks away ->Sheep walks through closed Door Mumps: ,,Am I a joke to you?"

[@velocifero4167]

DF, we're here if you need to talk

[@meghanroseguittar]

The dying animal noise is terrifying

[@lonelylemon9694]

do you think Pam makes truffle, milk, or wool

[@thechickenmaster6543]

retorical question ofc she makes truffles

[@rijadoechtering2953]

Pam doesn't make. Pam destroys.

[@Nothing2000]

She makes all, she destroys all.

[@snarkiefox5483]

I thought she pooped batteries since she always sends me them 😂

[@evil_in_your_closet]

Pam makes Pennies.... =P

[@Snowfox_Brinson]

PETA: *picks up a gun* ALSO PETA:*finds your location* ALSO ALSO PETA: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

[@venturoes1912]

WHAT right as he says once the door is closed animals cant get back in a sheep disobeys all laws of physics and walks right thrue the door 5:15 and at 5:10 a goat walks thrue the door too!

[@marconde897]

God, I love when DF finishes his videos like that