Mining This Secret Spot For Massive Profit

Mining This Secret Spot For Massive Profit
The profit is too small so let's make it bigger. The plan is to have more money than all the other idiots and invest it. Things get a little bit hairy there at the end.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/36...

[@skycats6663]

I never understand why DF would continuously upgrade the pipe over and over again before the tank or carriage, resulting to 99% of oil spillage that happen to him.

[@deathblade32]

As a wise man once said If you came here for good decisions, you came to the wrong place

[@samuelradley1625]

@@deathblade32 not so sure about the "wise" part

[@tyleralan1470]

@@deathblade32 As a man once said If you came here for good decisions, you came to the wrong place ftwftw

[@HarmlessOSRS]

Ikr and cant he just close off the pipe when it's full?

[@icycrusader1947]

"He can't keep getting away with this"

[@Bahladohr]

Also pretty sure by clicking on the calendar, you can end the season early if you believe you've collected all gas, oil, and artifacts. or just whenever. But gives you extra money for finishing the season early.

[@loonathefurry3882]

Df needs to know this

[@TheSaltyDog01]

That's what I meant with my comment lol

[@TheJhonatan067]

He never read this even in the past

[@cowman9728]

Oh, Someone actually said how, congratulations on being apparently the first one

[@recoilgaming4123]

DF 2 tips. Instead of selling oil at low prices to prevent overflow. Get a loan to make you tanks bigger. Also for your gas pockets. Pipe magma to them and use the magma to grow the gas pockets.

[@oxidiser]

You can also close the pipes

[@bravefool-3246]

Been trying to tell this man! Lol

[@Upowsky]

Also it hurts when I see him waiting for the end of the year when you can skip it and take a bonus money

[@Circenn]

Yet another comment with the exact same thing.

[@unpaxified8318]

what's this game called?

[@esiedler1]

I can tell he’s very passionate about this game.... or maybe he’s just passionate about making money selling oil

[@frankieager1841]

first

[@frankieager1841]

16 mins ago nice

[@crashingsoul2874]

why cant it be both

[@plseditmynamealready6537]

Is it too much to ask for both?

[@frankieager1841]

@@crashingsoul2874 wdym

[@luanm.schneider9296]

you can upgrade your oil rig for "shut off valve" or something like that, that allows you to stop the pump flow

[@KainYusanagi]

Doesn't even need an upgrade, he can just close the valve normally.

[@CreeperOnYourHouse]

He can also make gas deposits bigger for more oil money, which he doesn't do

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

I don't think it matters if he's wasting $5000+ on huge scans and mis-management.

[@lumaletsplay8176]

If you spend a ton of money on land you can withdraw early for a portion of the money back. Also I would love to see you just borrow a ton of money from the bank mid level. Both options are the money tally/button in the middle.

[@CatWith-AHat]

Just gotta get out before December 1st. If you don't may as well just finish the month.

[@marandaj8677]

Ahh yes, my daily dose of DF. I needed this today. Your videos always make my worst days great. Thank you so much

[@theacepilllow9262]

This was need I’m not alone

[@tsuki__7528]

I thought you were about to say daily dose of internet 🤣

[@McSquishMe]

Amen. Idc whether or not it's a persona, it's always refreshing. Guess it speaks to our senses of humor :)

[@clyax113]

I love how despite other games where DangerouslyFunny learns with repeated videos here he doesn't learn not to pump out too much in the beginning and spill oil. He even mentioned that he thought it was bad partway through, but then did it again later losing him 10's of thousands of dollars.

[@Sam_596]

Can't you close the derricks to prevent spilling? Also, I think you can sell the land early if you're done and get some money back

[@deathblade32]

Closing the Derricks requires money, which df blows through in his first 20 seconds

[@Sam_596]

@@deathblade32 Does closing underground valves cost money? If not, he can just put an extra joint in the line before drilling into the deposit. If so, which is probably the case, never mind.

[@deathblade32]

@@Sam_596 it does, $100, per close and open

[@squirglez8243]

Can I just say I'm really glad your doing continuous series/completing games now because we get to experience the game from your POV which to me feels like playing alongside you.

[@lumiinousity]

*how’d u get that emoji*

[@breezier_seal]

Df Is the type of person who has seen cathulu and wasn't impressed.

[@fiendwoutaface]

I can hear him saying something like "Thats it? Thought he'd be bigger. oh well guess he's dead now."

[@breezier_seal]

@@fiendwoutaface yes.

[@Vanillacookien]

@@fiendwoutaface *Yes*

[@Kingme]

helpful tip keep a couple wagon going to the silo so it don't spill

[@ianthehuman]

I cannot express how much I like watching you play this game. I love all the other games, but this one just hits different

[@espie.lepperd]

Just in case no one has suggested it: you can take out a loan for start up money. If I remember correctly, you click on the money counter. You can get benefits to drop the interest rate. I've found it helpful to layout my field with silos on either end and drills spaced between. I try to fit as much as I possibly can. The start up money helps me with a good foundation.

[@AlphaSigmaWerewolf]

I love this series, I have been addicted and I hope this continues :)!

[@yesgo7105]

I herd the stardew valley music and it made me remember the stardew valley faze of this channel and I'm sad that series ended 😢

[@Jugsofmilk]

Every since i found his channel i cant stop watching and the way he said idiots is funny as hell

[@kamilprusko6780]

Hey DF I just want to say how much ur stupid videos have helped me through, I watch/ed them in the darkest times of my life and they have always made me smile, I love you and how u can make the most boring or generic games enjoyable and fun to watch I love to binge ur videos and they make me really happy, I love you sm keep doing what your doing thank you sm🙏🙏

[@Fimy-potato]

This is sweet

[@bigwomba]

you awakened a turmoil obsession in me i bought it on my switch the last time you uploaded this game i’ve been playing it so much thank you

[@awesomeg1574]

You should play bitlife someday like that would be hilarious

[@klydelante5657]

Yeah lol

[@Sexy_Flexy]

Yes definitely

[@justmusic8170]

He did ages ago

[@firstlast8486]

Way long ago he did

[@justmusic8170]

@@firstlast8486 how do u know ur just saying that bc I did

[@migueltlg]

Luv ur oil series, i binge it every time it pops on my recommendation

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

I remember there was a flash game all about pumping oil, which was made by environmentalists, which had a great gameplay loop (so good job guys, you made pumping oil fun). This is it but even better

[@SplotchTG]

Just when I was wanting something good to watch, df provides

[@kcrusade2013]

I like how he insults the horses for letting the oil overflow when he is telling them to all go to the station lol

[@noneyabusiness8786]

if you branch off from the bottom of the pump you don't get bottle necked, and you pump stupid fast. Huge pockets put two branches from the bottom of the pump, and it will drain as if you have 2 pumps working on it.

[@MeaderMaid117]

DF, you can scroll the mouse-wheel when assigning horsed to a oil company instead of individually clicking. It may help speed things up!

[@thebread._]

I love that he calls everything that works for him or does his bidding "idiot"

[@finalscore2983]

Or idiotstick.

[@Grubleafeater]

Two things--one, you need to use the hotkeys agressively. Two, when you have pipes chained together, or branching pipes, remember--the flow is capped by the pipe at the end, so there's no point upgrading every pipe! Upgrade the ones closest to the tower, and then judge whether or not you need to upgrade more by whether or not there are gaps in the oil flow! Gaps mean that pipe isn't running at full capacity, either because the outer pipes aren't pumping enough(for the inner pipes) or because the inner pipes are at capacity(for the outer pipes).

[@barrygreen5753]

when he did the huge scan for that tiny bit of gas killed me lmao

[@victorbingham9278]

I love my nightly DF before I go to sleep

[@personalchannel3708]

Agreed

[@andrewbaker7524]

I was watching this in the shower, then I slipped and gashed my eye open and got super bad whip lash. Fast forward s few hours, I got my stitches, some pain meds and I’m finishing the video 😎

[@Secreto31126]

Hey DF, I think there's an option to end the match before the end of the year instead of patiently waiting. You also get a bonus the earlier you leave the ground.

[@MrMettwurst96]

you can still have multiple times for one oil tower, splitting up the oil flow and thus speeding the process of pumping out of multiple pockets, much faster

[@marcusjohansson8902]

Don’t know why , but this game is so entertaining to see you play 😂

[@whittenx]

“There’s so many questions and so little time to care.” -DF

[@chewypeach9971]

I love how df playes stardew valley music because that's one of the games he started with and I love how he keeps it

[@alysker]

tip! if you think you've depleted all oil before december you can stop the level for an early withdrawal bonus :)

[@ericstuessel1905]

DF you know when you get all the oil or feel like you have anyway, you can get a bonus for ending level early. You don't have to wait till Dec

[@pedrolmlkzk]

You can connect multiple pipes to the oil right node to increase extraction speed

[@jessegibson862]

You get another $1000 bonus plus whatever is left on your lease for ending early. You can do this by clicking the money counter and clicking "withdraw lease" then "stop level" instead of waiting until the end

[@ReaganKimberley]

watching Df play this game makes me want to pick it up again just to prove i can be FAR more efficient than he is ;)

[@manman-dl7fo]

Most casual and interactive form of gambling ever made

[@reverend9319]

I ask myself why do I watch DF play mini-games the answer is that It amuses me how hard he works keep up the good work D

[@Just_A_Fella]

Yo I just realized this man is still using stardew music and I love his videos even more for it

[@vladimirputin3426]

the reason you couldn't get the oil out of the ground quick enough is the fact that you would upgrade the pipes leading to the drill, but not the ones between the pockets. for example, at 17:30 you have a thick pipe leading into the drill but a single narrow pipe leading to the thicker one, effectively wasting the power of the thick pipe.

[@kemalbadzic9764]

Bruuhh how the hell do you have sooo much TIME...I LOVE IT

[@phoenixrgw6950]

I'm screaming at that one narrow pipe slowing his production

[@sumaoncrack2251]

07:10 the first time I've heard him swear, damn!

[@samuellocatelli7055]

Tip, you can use the scroll wheel when sending your horses to the right or left

[@mewtwo5889]

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

[@onarollof4]

Fun fact, you can use your scroll wheel to assign horses to a side Less clicking.

[@BarbeqdBrwniez]

I love all the comments trying to get you to play better as if we aren't all here for the caffeine- fueled chaos goblin energy or something.

[@bronopaly9835]

"look at that gas! there's like 4 millimeters of it." MILLIMETERS???

[@matthewcutter8760]

DF: "We won't upgrade the pipes yet because the horses can't keep up with that." Me: WHAT?! DF: "Maybe. Yeah, we'll upgrade the pipes once." Me: Phew!

[@AngelicEternity92]

... when you suddenly start go progress backwards. This is one of those perfect examples. You were doing so well, where did your mind wander? lol

[@Tletna]

I like watching DF play this game. Just when he's making tons of mistakes, I just got to remind myself this is DF.

[@bigltblue2680]

you know you shut the pipes from oil rigg...to save from spillage....btw love your vid

[@bosaad502]

I love this game. please keep making videos of it.

[@lucas106mm]

One day One day DF will learn to close the pipes to the surface when he already knows it will spill

[@hotdog10_]

DF plays games from Stardew Valley to games where you can end the universe.

[@arianardesh7860]

When I was dieing for good content

[@UrArchieEminy]

Some episodes ago I saw someone commenting that you can close the pipe when you're almost spilling oil and now every time I see the it being spilled I feel pain

[@void_xd430]

DF your pump only pumps as fast as the smallest pipe just like a chain is only as strong as its weakest link so you want to have all your pipes be the same level to have maximum efficiency

[@thevibeshack5067]

Ah, my favorite oil selling game, ultimate chicken horse.

[@EmilyGamerGirl]

If you finish selling before the start of December, you can 'end early' from the menu, and get another money bonus for finishing fast. (Don't think it scales at all, it's just as long as you end before Dec 1 you get the flat bonus)

[@sabriath]

I usually just take out a huge loan in the beginning.....never use the mole nor dousers, just straight scan 3 main pockets. I then do a big silo in the middle of 2 rigs, use a drop down and interconnector so both rigs have a chance of pulling from the same main "bus line"....then drop off the main bus to whatever pockets available. When you're able to upgrade to 2 or 3 pipes from the same rig, you can do more drop lines into the main bus. If prices aren't fair, silo the outsides. When you get used to it, you can do a 20k loan and rake in about 100k easy.

[@KyleCrafterFTW]

The biggest thing that bugs me watching DF is watching him not use hot keys or using the scroll wheel for the horses! It makes it so much easier and faster to do everything!

[@portalcakes319]

Thank you for making good content keep it up

[@sinfulwrath666]

There is never a video of DF not spilling oil on every chance he gets. I mean there is but its just a rare occasion

[@aseem5662]

you can end early and get $1000 extra by doing that instead of waiting for the season to get over

[@Colbsack]

Hey to make ur pipes more efficient when you see a pip is not full and one its leading into is full you need to upgrade the one its leading into

[@marissaconnell7063]

Love this guys vids

[@firstlast8486]

bro i cant wait until he starts playing ANY roblox tycoon and i kind of hope he does he finna make any 8 yr old on there cry.

[@aidenkhun4367]

Try closing the pipes if it looks like it would spill, maybe that would prevent all the spillage

[@Monday_Mail]

I’ve been thinking this for a few of these videos now. Can you not shut the valves on the oil pump? If a tower is about to overflow you can turn the valve off right below it and that’ll stop it from overflowing.

[@Sir_knomes]

Once again DF dons the Monocle and top hat.

[@LittleCoraKoi]

The Stardew music killed me lol

[@JustAPlaguedCr0w]

Idea, have 1 horse stay behind to keep the spillage under control

[@Brahmbus]

Hey DF, you don't have to wait until the end of the season. If you end early, I believe you get a 1,000 dollar bonus

[@AmaryInkawult]

Got so much oil the US Military is knocking on Dangerously Funny's door to spread freedom.

[@dewoiski]

We're not here for optimal gameplay that's for sure, we're here for entertainment! 😁

[@lukemcgale2920]

Yes I needed this game it's amazing

[@soulrockerrecords9408]

Ok so DF here are some tips you will get oil out of the ground quicker if the pipes aren't doing the sputtering thing at 17:53 in order to fix that just upgrade all of the pipes to the same level as the first pipe that comes out of the oil rig and always start on the biggest oil node if you can see it first no matter what and its best to start with 2 horses and 2 Dowsers/stick pokers and one oil rig unless there are two big oil nodes or small oil nodes far away from each other but other than that you're doing just fine not that you will see this comment or even care I'm just trying to help you out in the long run and I love that you are actually trying in this game unlike the other games you've played don't get me wrong I love when you don't pay attention to it's just a cool change of pace to see you care but anyway keep up the amazing work it always makes my day 10000000x better when I see your uploads in my subscriptions thank you dangerouslyfunny for everything have a good rest of the night/day

[@Nexyr]

Hopefully the American government doesn't discover this game

[@parkerf6649]

Why not? (They’ll be Stuck on the game so long the stop starting wars)

[@MoaiHeadEmoji]

@@parkerf6649 they don't start wars the act as the government for the whole, world

[@Nexyr]

@Fugp Basis correct

[@drjeetendragurung2083]

Money doesn't matter - rich people Looks doesn't matter - attractive people The bigger the better - DF

[@simpleone9181]

This man really love the American Dream

[@johnphillips4708]

I can’t tell if he’s getting better or worse at the game 😂❤️🤷🏼‍♂️

[@dedguy7089]

Watching this at work;)

[@pjfolster3124]

stardewy background music is a nice throw back

[@codycharbonneau1303]

DF if you exet the parcel before the year is over you get extra money!

[@petera3968]

*Video starts* „Lets upgrade the pipes“ Me: He finally learned! „Let’s upgrade them again immediately“ Me: nevermind

[@grnmjolnir]

Knows how to cap pumps, refuses for content. My man

[@celberesilva9370]

I like a lot of your video's

[@crazy4cheddar]

It really amazes me that DF hasn’t realized he can pay to have a stable/decent left or right side price. Ie you can pay left inc to never go below 0.90$ for instance

[@RED-ki9zy]

Nice vid 👍

[@rodimcgeesums633]

You know you don't have to send ALL the horses to sell. You could leave 2 or 3 behind, i.e don't max out the sell counter and the remaining horses will fill up silos.

[@deoxmere5033]

why does KZbin think this is ultimate chicken horse

[@OracleOfAegis]

End the year early instead of fast forwarding!!! You get a decently good payout for ending earlier!

[@People_Tube]

Hippity hoppity I'm going to rob step-mom earth of all her oil.

[@Mj.--.]

DF heres a few tips usually i put down 2 dowsers on each side and 2 horses on each side then do a scan for about 500 dollarydoos allso 1 horse with upgraded wagons stops spilling and if you do need to spam horses just spam W and click allso you can use the scroll wheel to get horses on left/right inc get to learn the hotkeys it saves a lot of time :D edit: oh and allso do what recoil gaming said for gods sake just use magma and stuff with gas you have to connect magma to gas and close the pipe ON the gas make sure you allso put a point right before the gas but if you close that 1 point before the gas the magma wont reach the actual gas so only close the little bit after you're done growing the oil allso i think you have it upgraded to converting oil into gas aswell but im not sure