I Evolved From Stealing Candy To Mob Boss

[@tashakirwood8468]

The game kept being like, “no DF, you can’t ruin this persons life like that.”

[@jacob1983runner]

Exactly 2:20 Is so unlike Df Specimen is showing signs of feelings ready the reset protocal.

[@meepmeep3397]

"We will call him Lewis." And so the purple shorts wearing man was born

[@wholelottalight]

Mayor Lewis. I forgot this used to be a Stardew Valley channel.

[@someone.1184]

Stardew Valley music is being even played during the beginning lol

[@RanMouri82]

@@wholelottalight It evolved into the "evil god of all video games" channel.

[@chifang705]

Both people I've seen play this picked the gorilla, and to be honest I can't blame them cause that gorilla is thicc af

[@tisdude8955]

Who was the other person

[@samm3995]

@@tisdude8955 CallmeKevin picked it and Graystillplays tried to but misclicked

[@Tutranmedi]

Well the Gorilla is the only one that don’t left you for a rich guy

[@CreeperCombos]

Captain sauce also played this

[@spleensthecat1078]

Everyone with a sense of murder has played this game

[@glasswire4090]

“These babies can see their future” I don’t think dangerouslyfunny could see his future cause he might have just avoided this game

[@ItsJustKaya]

See, already a failure before the game even started. Failure! - steven and uncle roger

[@jaash7981]

Lewis can see his beautiful future in politics and stealing money from farmers to make gold statues of himself

[@rixanate]

Yepppp

[@eveescastle5866]

I mean you aren't wrong

[@muratkahraman8743]

amphibia?

[@zu5926]

Ah yes and he'll have a side girl too

[@pauseplaycp]

Monks nanner

[@cameronasplin155]

DF:trys to play the game stupidly Graystillplays:i wanted to be with the gorilla :(

[@Camelcamping]

Glad these two audience can collide so well

[@miranaxxx3942]

So this is what Mafia City ads is trying to convince us what their game is about.

[@paulusgunawan4794]

"Sir, it's illegal to be homeless."

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

It literally is lmao but hey, the price for being homeless is 3 hots and a cot

[@bumblebee560]

@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I've never heard that before; had to look it up. 😅

[@nailedit2099]

0:36 when he said lewis i remembered the good old days

[@perrincalzada9131]

I do miss the powerwashing era. I wanna see all the places cleaned lmao.

[@legionbeast]

The Gorilla ending was literally "Ride wife, life good." without it turning sour.

[@Lyk0ss]

11:22 just makes me feel like the temple run game, like their marriage ends up failing, so the gorilla chasing him endlessly

[@ollieollie841]

DF roasting Lewis for harassing the girl was everything I needed

[@Kalmaro4152]

Df is the pinnacle of every man

[@matt-ig3bs]

I'm starting to think this man can play anything and people will watch it

[@nucleargamer4260]

What game is this

[@annabellenava3423]

They will

[@lukeholm3656]

"Close my eyes and touch it here" nice

[@gtbkts]

Nice

[@dakotanichols6014]

This time I was this early, DF was still playing Stardew

[@kristakohlhoff2670]

Hahaha nice one DF! No pressure but you ALWAYS make my Day!

[@logansymmes2193]

Even as a child, DF can create chaos.

[@probablyryan8151]

Moral of the story, date the gorrilla, it will give you rides and not ask for expensive gifts

[@honolex]

You almost perfectly played the same as CallMeKevin that's amazing

[@SquirtlePWN]

There was A) no candy theft and B) no mob boss I am sorely disappointed in you, DF. Sorely disappointed.

[@bopeton]

Honestly that gorilla path looked just fine, surprised that was only 50% happy.

[@Oldmanmilnes]

6:16 “DF cracks knuckles”

[@loganlogon3720]

I was hoping you would do this one after I saw Gray do it. Thanks DF!

[@lovely_edits9747]

And we will call him Lewis Me:wait Lewis how did you grow up so fast?!

[@mewtwo5889]

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

[@tristen3811]

I have a feeling that DF is controlling my life

[@Hunoa44]

And i have a feeling i am an abandoned save file of someone

[@cschamby8545]

15:16 Yo, your boss took that punch like a champ.

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I feel like there’s some monster running around this world, making ridiculous messes so I have to clean them” - Parents

[@cayleece7890]

The mischief never ends with DF

[@cursedcat3826]

"but its never a bad idea , am i right? "Are you sure its not a bad idea?" Its always a bad idea

[@chainjail4834]

1:30 df is such a great president candidate

[@littlespoonsebastian]

the sv music in the background is taking me back to the superior era

[@jamesduke3186]

Nice YIIK reference, didn't know you were an oneyplays fan!

[@froggerz9493]

When

[@sloth2655]

Love you DF you make my day happy

[@nathanrayner2852]

He really hit us with the stardew music

[@blucpinygaming]

Moral of the story: To succeed in life, just marry a gorilla Edit: I guess it depends on your definition of success

[@Mr_wisk]

imagine if not having a house or money to get one was illegal... oh wait...

[@magicpyroninja]

The dad shouldn't be too mad that you broke his toy night considering the alternative

[@dfc2hand219]

I literally look forward to your vids don’t say that about your content man 🥺❤️

[@xhtfqebxwqy]

omg me two his vids are so funny

[@chickenlyle0928]

I miss when you used to play stardew

[@tabsiguess4640]

DF has the voice and mannerisms of a kid’s TV character, but the mind of a TF2 merc.

[@packapunchv1757]

I don’t think this is a game, I think this is DFs version of “Draw My Life”

[@digitalblackout7979]

I haven’t watched you in a while i saw you in my recommended your content is as good as I remember:)

[@WhiskeyCrack]

"The more I try the more she will want to" - Sounds familiar, like current events familiar.

[@todorokithegamer1853]

hey df can u do another risk of rain vid? i have a tip. if u go to sky meadows, and head to the bottom-most platform, youll see a 3x3 set of plant pot-like things. go up to them and put in this combination: top row- square square square middle row- same as top bottom row- triangle triangle triangle. then interact with the computer nearby and go through the portal that appears. if u complete the challenge u are given, you get the option to choose ur items in later runs (only of the same rarity)

[@7bup425]

I love his new thumbnail style, it just scream I AM THE 1% IN THE MOVILE GAME ADS!

[@saranwrap132]

“It’s only a 40 story building get tougher” is on par with “don’t jump, do a flip” 😂😂

[@ddarnell_]

Greatest Plottwist Of All Time: DF's name is Lewis.

[@cloudjustice9902]

This game is one of the worst mobile game to explain who life work its very bad but DF is the strongest part of the video

[@vale4059]

Hey Df can you please do more stardew valley videos to cause even more havoc, your the best

[@MastaAlexo]

You should play Chinese Parents. It's like this game without training wheels. Have fun disappointing your parents!

[@namAehT]

For a game about choices, they don't let you make many.

[@radishesonmars9309]

Sometimes you and Kevin have such similar reactions to games... that I swear im rewatching a video.. only to find that you played it first or he did lo l

[@ruckanuckas1]

This is awesome, i finally subscribed as this is my name. After years of watching, you can finally have my sub.

[@logannigh1959]

Lamborghini guy steals yo girl. That's how mafia works

[@EyelessEspeon]

Even tho he don’t play Stardew Valley, he always find a way to harass the NPCs

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

You call a homeless man sir and then arrest him , that's the worst and best gesture all in one go .

[@TasLirWm0]

I'm glad DF still enjoys the Stardew Valley music

[@sirmangees9090]

I love the way you say Lamborghini-

[@Neonax1]

I like seeing DangerouslyFunny promoting interracial couples

[@yaboiothman984]

Interspecies relationships*

[@VaibhavShewale]

this game looks intersting! need to download it!

[@iits_zion]

what's the name of the game

[@VaibhavShewale]

@@iits_zion 100 Years - Life Simulator

[@fainfawn7641]

I downloaded the game to see what happens when you pick the dad in year 1. Let’s just say that that didn’t taste nearly as good.

[@cherrypanda7421]

oml I tried playing this the other day, it is NON stop adds

[@austinbamber6392]

What game is it

[@cherrypanda7421]

@@austinbamber6392 some weird mobile game, you see adds for it on junk like ifunny all the time

[@blucpinygaming]

Good thing this kid trained with his dad in the swimming pool for an hour so he could safely jump into a lake in the woods 10 years later Good thinking ahead kid

[@luigimusetta8638]

:) P.s. i had to manually look for this video. Not even bell and subscription helped me having you in the home page.

[@atlasfragilis9971]

Lewis will have all the regrets

[@Noahjowow]

"A little bit of foreshadowing " PFFT BRO

[@순애충]

"Only thing this kid will be good at is ordering through a drive through." I AM OFFENDED

[@baker8109]

Just so ya know u still get fired giving the boss a leg massage haha

[@meaghanbrowne9659]

Why did I read this as ‘I evolved from stealing candy into Bob ross’

[@Oujia_Coyote]

"But let's face it Mom's most likely to have food"

[@simpleman806]

Can you do powerwash simulator again? That was oddly satisfying

[@DRYT0ast2424]

You know it’s good when a game starts with the process of empragmenting a woman

[@heatherharris8213]

I don’t know what to say

[@gavinthigpen9035]

empragmenting.

[@kilncinder3719]

marinating women

[@NoCrypt]

Whys no one talking about the banana part He knew lmao

[@pingastheidiot903]

Dark humor is like unvaccinated kids, it never gets old

[@DMN-bs2eg]

Df never has a bad idea but never a good one

[@phinexground2178]

love the cuphead music DF

[@InksAutism]

That one kid doing the hokey pokey while you punch the bully out

[@greedlike]

9:37 YAHOOOOOOOOOOO

[@BajangaCo]

Eyo, youtube glitched or something because i was watching something but hey im not complaining

[@JeromeBakerSmoke]

cant believe you thought green was good in the boxing game....LOL

[@MadMaxRules87]

What a fun KZbinr

[@bishal1125]

Df is mad he didn't jump into the Lamborghini before she did 😂

[@williamalexander7481]

Omg I love the gorilla ending.

[@blucpinygaming]

This game summarizes my entire 14th year as beating an innocent boy to the ground in a school fight🤔 Yep, sounds about right

[@vo1ce147]

Lewis is this some kind Stardew valley reference because who don't like Lewis

[@eatham8744]

For anyone who is wondering what this game is called it's "100 years life simulator" you welcome

[@thribsilva]

"your choices matter", says the game

[@gtbkts]

Thanks for the awesome content

[@nekokiki4002]

DangerouslyFunny: chooses gorrila as Girlfriend Corona: that's where i come in

[@bonkydong8588]

That game took a very weird turn at 20

[@HeIsMySunshine]

I read this as “I evolved from stealing to candy mob boss” and thought, Somebody tryna challenge me?

[@bernard99c]

Truly the sigma grindset

[@dumb.luck36]

I think you would enjoy playing dead cells dangerously funny. Its similar to the type of games on this channel and it’s very fun

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Pretty sure he has vids on dead cells seeing as how that's the only reason I know what it is, and that it's nothing like this

[@dumb.luck36]

@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I said it’s similar to the games he plays on his channel. Reread the sentence

[@timonc6302]

This game is like the exact opposite of Detroit:become human

[@DrHojo123]

I watched multiple people play this and I tried it myself and it seems the paths are a lie as they always go the same way.

[@ahlecksplodes]

what about the one about selecting a date? seems like there's multiple paths there

[@DrHojo123]

@@ahlecksplodes the date ones do change but always seem to follow the same plot of the others (apart from the gorilla)

[@ArisenC0W]

What’s this game called?

[@ArisenC0W]

Never mind

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Almost as if the force known as destiny is exerting it's will. Meaning struggle all you want, your fate is your fate

[@Faceless553]

The cuphead music in the background 🕺🕺🕺

[@rixanate]

We need marnie

[@Griec_e]

Since he's an opportunist. He might as well take his gun