If I had a nickel for every time DF got mad at a game, not realizing the upgrade menu was showing the NEXT thing he could buy.... I don't know man, I'd have a lot of nickels probably
@dragonwing4ever2 ай бұрын
which isn't all that odd considering its df
@Ragnarra2 ай бұрын
I’m just laughing because its funny.
@Arikaboooo2 ай бұрын
@@Ragnarradangerously funny
@RaiNAgara2 ай бұрын
Funny that Sunfish is actually one of them scaleless fishes
@bobpieczarka43572 ай бұрын
You said it first
@heinshaaine81532 ай бұрын
Yeah they hare notorious for havin skin problems
@BorksmithandTheBeef2 ай бұрын
they're also worthless nutritionally speaking so most animals don't bother with eating them iirc
@saltskull2 ай бұрын
But.. did you try to scale it? I haven’t.. they are huge I hear they actually taste good.. I super doubt it though.
@Ragnarra2 ай бұрын
@@saltskull they fear nothing because they have mastered the art of no thoughts just zen.
@KitoBallard2 ай бұрын
"I'm never doing another one again" *Another slides onto cutting board* Comedic timing
@mastereduimusic2 ай бұрын
“Let’s go gambling!” Moment.
@QSwishGD2 ай бұрын
The fact that you have over 100 comments on DF's channel ALONE scares me.
@KitoBallard2 ай бұрын
@@QSwishGD I do? Don't think I posted that many times in his stuff. Huh....
@owenblount73342 ай бұрын
Fun fact molas aka oceanic sunfish don’t have scales so it’s a terrible choice for this game
@cadaver_gaming78932 ай бұрын
They are also absolutely worthless. Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
@SolumOfSunАй бұрын
they also taste like shit so it would be interesting to have them be an obstacle
@AhmedMohammed-mg3wz2 ай бұрын
"We are going deep, and the sea turtle is going to watch" 💀
@zeropolicy74562 ай бұрын
The name of that boat is amazing.
@noneyabusiness87862 ай бұрын
I saw that too.
@fuzzyotterpaws43952 ай бұрын
Does this game have a custom name feature in the beginning DF just skipped over in the video? Because why else would it be called S.S Ligma?😂
@xBananowyJEx2 ай бұрын
It belonged to Steve Jobs, I bet!
@stylesrj2 ай бұрын
I was going to ask why a shark would be anywhere near an Orca but then it's like "That's not an Orca, that's an Ocra. Completely different animal."
@PSL2310_2 ай бұрын
😂😂the orcas are named "Ocra"
@jordancambridge41062 ай бұрын
This game doesn't release until 2025 because its not made made. DF has fully made copy of the game. DF is time traveling mad man who came to our time to bring us joy. Spread the word DF is time traveler confirmed.
@braggski2 ай бұрын
I'm convinced this man was a fisherman in his previous life.
@alejandroflores61792 ай бұрын
Dont think I've ever seen DF be as slow and meticulous with something as he was with scaling those fish... Fascinating...
@Snipehack05Ай бұрын
"I've upgraded the knife so i can go faster" Little did he know, he in fact did not upgrade the knife.
@guygryphon2 ай бұрын
Ocras are so beautiful and mysterious
@stylesrj2 ай бұрын
And they scare sharks.
@carcharoclesmegalodon69042 ай бұрын
@@stylesrj *shraks
@grayaj232 ай бұрын
"I should have been going deeper this whole time. There's so much fun stuff down there"
@rekifu68092 ай бұрын
The imposter on the bottom of the marble cutting table😮
@thelastant83662 ай бұрын
sus
@carcharoclesmegalodon69042 ай бұрын
sus
@BorksmithandTheBeef2 ай бұрын
Oh good, flashbacks to when I worked in a seafood dept and had to scale fish for people.
@klusek88992 ай бұрын
did anyone saw the youtube "X" on top of the screen in 1:31 ?
@runemartin46182 ай бұрын
Yeah, what's going on there
@zecarim2 ай бұрын
Browser game?
@O111e2 ай бұрын
Could either be a browser game, an emulator or some recording/viewing program. I've never seen that on youtube.
@EnderChase32 ай бұрын
exit fullscreen button
@AlekMax642 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it’s Crazy Games. A lot of these types of games are on there.
@Xcark2 ай бұрын
"there's so much fun stuff down there" -DF
@FarisO72 ай бұрын
Ah, You’re back to fish hunting phase 😂
@RohanBhandari-v6c2 ай бұрын
Get in the boat
@emmahawkins48052 ай бұрын
Yo would love if this game had more levels! Looks so much fun!
@mlpfanboy17012 ай бұрын
6:36 “there you go, eat your brotheren” the dolphin is going “dude, I’m a mammal, your closer related to me then that fish was.”
@carcharoclesmegalodon69042 ай бұрын
TBH “fish” is such a generic term that calling a mammal a fish barely changes anything. A coelacanth is more closely related to you than to a shark, and even a shark is more closely related to you than to a hagfish (and about as closely related to a tuna as it is to you or your dog).
@TheQuantumNexus2 ай бұрын
when you buy upgrades, it's showing you what you would be buying not what you have
@ricks575610 күн бұрын
9:20 the Mola fish ... one of the most odd fish in the ocean. They can weigh over 1,000 KG and are much larger than humans.
@gavinsiswowidjono50702 ай бұрын
Oh no nemo you have been caught by THE SS.Ligma💀
@ThePrettyBakedMuffins15 күн бұрын
11:25 the NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE is a reference to a THERUSSIANBADGER TABG video.
@Swagenstein8 күн бұрын
He got it from an episode of the Eric Andre show
@ThePrettyBakedMuffins7 күн бұрын
@ same concept, different place I guess.
@CasuallyShadow2 ай бұрын
Gotta love the "S.S Ligma"
@lolphi35612 ай бұрын
2:24 ayo what did you draw 😂
@CrickBritt2 ай бұрын
This deserves more likes
@Ben-fi6ro2 ай бұрын
Im halfway through, does he ever realise that when ur knife isnt high enough level u have to just pass over twice, not just, go slower?
@grindcommander37832 ай бұрын
I LOVE Ocra Whales 😂
@markouellette68682 ай бұрын
I liked that game that was pretty cool
@GlawiousAldredMarci2 ай бұрын
Dolphines are not eating their brethren as they are mammals lol
@MitchenerHalferty2 ай бұрын
HEY kislux I have been watching you for years and im so proud of where you have made it! I love you so much! Also thanks for making my day
@_Taiwan3842_2 ай бұрын
another fishing series!!!
@dannyl4342 ай бұрын
YES NEW PRETTY FISHING GAME
@Vertxsta2 ай бұрын
1 minute is magical
@bleach21332 ай бұрын
they are paying you for cooked sushimi they cant cook
@diamondplayz21452 ай бұрын
Hi DF. This seems like the perfect game for me.
@AaronSchilling-e3zАй бұрын
3:56 how did i notice the misspelled orca instantly?
@Not-A-Somnambulist2 ай бұрын
I drowned while liking my own comment
@peterwittmann58592 ай бұрын
You deserve it like beggar
@fuzzyotterpaws43952 ай бұрын
Does this game have a custom name feature in the beginning DF just skipped over in the video? Because why else would it be called S.S Ligma?😂
@EnderChase32 ай бұрын
there is an among us guy on the bottom of the cutting table, so i do not know
@divinedragon172 ай бұрын
ah yes "Ocra" love that fish
@mayman33102 ай бұрын
iconic thumbnail
@knoxzz5362 ай бұрын
the end 😁
@puffplayzyt50292 ай бұрын
Ss.ligma is the best name ever
@LieutenantLoh2 ай бұрын
Day 7 of asking DF to play Dave the diver again
@SheereenLychee2 ай бұрын
If you are one of us, addicted to kislux this show, please gather here
@JulveeMusic2 ай бұрын
theres an amongus in the shopping cart guys.
@ĐứcDuyTrần-o7tАй бұрын
Why is it ocra???
@BlindmanDru2 ай бұрын
The fishing captain i go fishing with uses a wire brush to descale the fish
@JaysonGamingLif32 ай бұрын
I like fish
@yanne-pierre46242 ай бұрын
Same
@Leftnar2 ай бұрын
Same
@jeremion._.80302 ай бұрын
Same
@nilsvanhuffel70902 ай бұрын
Same they are tasty
@phantomsrage6523Ай бұрын
Why the sunfish got scales
@ahmadburhanhabibi2 ай бұрын
DF upgrading knife one at a time when its the most frustrating thing gameplay is so frustrating to watch 😂
@crazymjolnir2 ай бұрын
Feesh
@Malaphor25012 ай бұрын
SS Ligma is wild.
@light66662 ай бұрын
I noticed the boat name XD
@IStoleYourChiIdren2 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the S.S Ligma
@RoseTrailVR2 ай бұрын
ITS MIGHTY QUIET HERE
@KennethNuguit2 ай бұрын
SS.LIGMA💀💀
@dotseth64922 ай бұрын
Get in the boat!
@clownsblade2 ай бұрын
Nice vid
@uri3lpАй бұрын
3:54 ocra
@saltskull2 ай бұрын
Leviathans don’t have scales
@FrogVR-B7472 ай бұрын
What is the name of the game?
@charmainepower9015Ай бұрын
What's this game called?
@deskandachair537825 күн бұрын
Scale the depths. In the description
@gagefrench749Ай бұрын
whats the name of this game
@msrikanth4720Ай бұрын
What is the game's name Please
@demondeath80022 ай бұрын
Why does he keep stalling the upgrade he clearly could buy all of it
@Berserker6612 ай бұрын
Hi dangerous:)
@arlangibson10919 күн бұрын
Did anyone notice they spelled orca wrong???
@Lordblanc.2 ай бұрын
ik
@theodoreb29362 ай бұрын
Dolphin are not fish are mammal the mammal group contains cows human whale kangaroo and a lot more there are families one family is marsupial which has kangaroo koala and more
@bensoncheung28012 ай бұрын
🐟🐟
@arcanum_n3bula2 ай бұрын
Hi
@DEZIURZZ2 ай бұрын
Ayee
@The_official_commenter2 ай бұрын
In 15 ❤❤❤
@gothicpando2 ай бұрын
heh...ligma.
@glitchpyt2 ай бұрын
Play back to dawn now day 11
@saltskull2 ай бұрын
Um actually mermaids aren’t known to eat fish.. snarf
@stylesrj2 ай бұрын
If mermaids don't eat fish, what do they eat then? Because there can't be that many sailors that would fall for their tricks :P
@carcharoclesmegalodon69042 ай бұрын
@@stylesrj Mostly jellyfish and some slower species of squid.
@Chicken-rk4kr2 ай бұрын
Fhish.
@evansylvester23502 ай бұрын
U the goat
@graktor86823 күн бұрын
OCRA
@SuperlexPlays2 ай бұрын
Thanks for 77k subscribers.. :)
@klundberg25852 ай бұрын
This is someone else’s channel, why are you advertising
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-y8r2 ай бұрын
Hp hunger points
@DeangeloHall-y6y2 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
@jordanmacavoy40892 ай бұрын
ocra
@EnderCats82 ай бұрын
40th
@Ddhhdgsg2 ай бұрын
First
@andrewkuiper7182 ай бұрын
Ur special
@DdhhdgsgАй бұрын
@ I know
@ilikepie212342 ай бұрын
315’s view
@TechPriest272 ай бұрын
What is Ligma?
@Rustysla.bАй бұрын
Ligma balls
@MasonHighfill12 күн бұрын
S.S ligma💀
@ethanjoy-h1u2 ай бұрын
7 minutes 25th
@t.o.mirite2 ай бұрын
DanɡeruslyFishy
@jordancambridge41062 ай бұрын
I thought the biggest fish was your mother.
@FaceParrot2 ай бұрын
WHY IS MY FEED DELAYED This should not have worked but it did I collected gems worth trillions It's impossible to do more damage than this I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades I changed the title so you think this is a different video Upgrading beyond max level Even the final boss struggled to harm me Don't trust the video title or thumbnail I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades This free game is incredibly addicting Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades There is not enough damage in the world to stop me I ruin everything and somehow I always win This is why you upgrade everything I found the rarest fish at the very bottom This mobile game is actually really dark You won't be able to stop playing Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467 How I maxed out everything Causing an insane amount of damage for profit When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage Too much damage is not enough This build could have failed before it even started This game is darker than it looks This gets dark fast This game isn't out yet and I already broke it Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong We Doomed The World Maximizing Damage For Profit This shouldn't be possible by any means Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks How did this even work I love getting overpowered and melting enemies From a single unit to an army of gods Think fast or you will lose When damage ends the world I mined out everything and got all the upgrades Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered This character breaks everything too easily This upgrade is kind of hilarious I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason It's all about the upgrades I evolved everything to make me rich I cause suffering with every part of my body This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273 This build destroys worlds One way ticket to max damage This is why you should always upgrade your damage Making stupid decisions to become the strongest I cause suffering for no reason When fast food goes too far A compilation of upgrades When Farming Becomes A Roguelike Tetris but it's a roguelike Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle This upgrade changes everything Wreck Everything For Profit You're not supposed to have this much gold This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun When you invest in supernatural disasters I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich This was weird but somehow it works What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly I found an infinite XP glitch I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289 When Capitalism Goes Too Far I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters I can't stop becoming massive This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds I make terrible mistakes that work How this game became a trap This dice will make you suffer I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason Making mountains of profit with no effort When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over Making a bigger mess than what I started with This game will break you Turning the world into money A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots