I Had To Gamble For My Life

[@xaunzou7499]

"I lost my wife in a card game" dam that is some deep lore

[@XeonesLinqos]

Sad part is I actually know a guy who offered his wife to keep playing poker😅

[@Alexd19999]

With that long break though 😭

[@andyfox4484]

​@@Alexd19999maybe he was trying to get the wife back.

[@logansmith3044]

The lore is real here lol

[@GrumpyForestHag]

​@@Alexd19999 I'm sure it's fiiiiine.

[@lilsimp457]

DF: “I need more poison and bleed…” Also DF: *removes weapons that apply poison and bleed*

[@meioubunny]

also also df: im gonna remove the helmet cause i have better armor also also also df: keeps the 1 defense shield

[@maccaplays8194]

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE START

[@PotatoQoQ]

ok macca plays

[@britishboi1925]

😂agreed

[@21dayjac]

Small detail but the knives combine when they roll on the board together, which is why the 2 knives and 1 knife weren't stacked yet. The Shinobi belt works the same way!

[@cross6781]

Leave it to DF to make sub optimal plays because he can't be bothered to read

[@blogdogs9462]

@@cross6781 thats basically his brand lol

[@bensoncheung2801]

123rd 👍

[@Tinil0]

@@blogdogs9462 I just found this channel 2 days ago and have been watching videos and...yeah. That sure seems to be his brand. So many painful and easily avoided mistakes. Like, even when I have never seen this game in my life before 13 minutes ago when I started this video, I was practically yelling at my screen "WAIT FOR THEM TO BE ROLLED TOGETHER, THEY PROBABLY COMBINE AFT...Goddamit." When you need 0 experience with a game whatsoever to spot a mistake it's pretty egregious...

[@blogdogs9462]

@@Tinil0 im basically a longtime fan, i know that's his brand lol, that and breaking games and finding great free games

[@LilUphir]

Not even five seconds in an I'm laughing. "I haven't been allowed to gamble since I lost my wife in a card game." Damn that's a throwback

[@dylansnow8718]

i gotta ask, throwback to what?

[@confusedperson21]

​@@dylansnow8718 the card game duh weren't you there we were all invited I lost my nephew

[@MetalBucket22]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[@MonkeyBoy0918]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[@Blitz_maniac]

@@MonkeyBoy0918 AWW DANG IT

[@andyfox4484]

Sure, but keep your wives out of the bets guys.

[@MonkeyBoy0918]

@@andyfox4484 no we keep them in the bets

[@mastereduimusic]

@@andyfox4484but I CANT STOP WINNING!

[@Freezinggreece2]

"Now that I see how that works" *did not see how that works*

[@Schilani]

I actually had to take a small break at that point. Never change, DF, never change...

[@Cledwyn22pro]

Part of me just loves watching DF play games, but how he plays the games makes me get the game just so I can calm my frayed nerves

[@hilariouslookinggen1growli846]

That's the genius strategy DF employs to get people to play the games he plays.

[@mrbossman142]

keep up the good stuff df. you helped me through a deep depression

[@victhegod26]

your top ten best youtubers danger and i appreciate you never let me down with a upload almost everyday

[@IDOLA149]

Luck be a Spire, nice

[@zomble_z]

The Genies were applying shield debuffs which is why you were taking so much damage. Great Video!

[@ajwash3247]

*Gets the key to unlock chests then proceeds to ignore both chests you need the key for*

[@andyfox4484]

Ok, this game actually looks really fun, i kinda wanna play it now.

[@emmahawkins4805]

Could watch you play this for hours

[@Krystal_Gaming_]

That was hands down the best intro I've ever heard never change DF 😭😭

[@KeppyPants]

Really cool game, basically like a mix of Peglin and Luck be a landlord.

[@RatAndCatLover]

Well, ya finally went back to gambling

[@Thalatash]

That "wipe" effect is weird, it looks like someone is walking in front of the projector at a movie theater or something. It's probably something that I'd stop noticing after playing for a little while, though. Glad you're back DF! I hope the trail of bloody vengeance you left the last few weeks while getting your wife back from the Russian Mobsters you lost her to was long and satisfying 😀 (and that she forgives you for gambling her away, lol)

[@IAARPOTI]

LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!

[@808smol]

Aww dang it

[@norkmork9955]

Oooh! Good find :D Love this one

[@aurora_is_okay1897]

You see, dangerouslyfunny never learned reverse view technique, but the unlimited views he gets after an upload makes his body use reverse View technique in order to not fall off, in other terms for the next 4 minutes and 11 seconds, dangerouslyfunny is effectively immortal

[@scratchgame1310]

"In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a jackpot, Hakari is effectively immortal" aaahh game

[@Petsbr]

Luck to be a mercenary?

[@xdC33]

simplified backpack hero meets luck be a landlord

[@valyrieanson3893]

Alright ladys and gentlemen if he takes to this like luck be a landlord we will see 50 more of these lets go

[@anbuagent12]

Yo, luck be a landlord looking kind of nice today.

[@The_VANT]

The real definition of “keep gambling kids”

[@skysypierce4995]

You were losing shield due to a shield break debuff the enemy was applying to you.

[@britishbanana-E]

Now that’s pretty good

[@TimeIsMine93]

I realized DFs videos are just his inner monologue

[@Igorx222]

This game is slay the spire with luck be a landlord this is incredible!!!

[@Zelink-gh7cp]

lol 😂 loved it dude glad your back

[@scyonpyon]

Enjoying this, maybe we need more strategies

[@ceciliustront3250]

there's someone spooky sneaking around your studio..

[@zanrockett5706]

Any plans to play Core Keeper? 👀

[@zerokira2929]

00:02 so thats why he has to take a break, understandable

[@hendrianfajar]

Yo, another one of this please!

[@mohamad59123]

i need more of this

[@Hyper_Fox06]

I've always been a bit annoyed by debuffs in a lot of games. They apply it even if the attack doesn't exceed (penetrate) the armor. It would likely make armor too OP for this game so i guess i get it in this instance

[@lickitysplit6481]

Video starts at 0:00

[@StrawHatRoronoaZoro]

thanks!

[@andyfox4484]

Thanks, that is really helpful.

[@nilsvanhuffel7090]

I didn't know where to start thanks

[@coldifre]

Thanks to DF, I’m addicted to rogulike, deck building slot games 😂

[@TheHuntermj]

If you lost your wife in a card game, what's stopping you from gambling?

[@Txsunami._.Dragons]

Woah one minute ago? That’s crazy, love your vids!

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. I love games like these

[@DangerBlaster]

Is this game made by the same people you made the landlord slots one?

[@rosedeci767]

Idk why that opening statement made me think of Yugioh

[@NoxLumen7]

I had to gamble for my life 3600 in 7 hours.

[@NoxLumen7]

36,000, sorry

[@fuzion_nogard4751]

Me when DF said my name for the first character: 🙈

[@BlueT1ger]

How come dangerously funny isn’t more popular?

[@Firesoapislit]

Quess who's back

[@imanuelbryan5494]

why did you get rid the agilty items, they are the one buffing your magic item no? with debuffing enemies? i mean, more debuff on enemies = more magic power? am i wrong here?

[@seancherry1130]

Wrong, no. There are far more efficient and less.... self-destructive plays he could have made. But DF cares not. He wanted to pivot to magic, and he did it until he died.

[@joshplays4fun103]

7:36 jmak is cooking in CS

[@youtubesoverlord]

He’s baaaaaack!!!!!!!

[@ryantomasini3072]

DF, since the last time you uploaded, I had a baby

[@casketrace6087]

Immediately addicted….

[@bryanstrahm9961]

Watching DF keep adding symbols that cost mana and then remove symbols that regen mana kills me inside.

[@andyfox4484]

Nice, now i have something to watch while i drink my coffee. I hope you managed to earn your wife back.

[@sichiguillegan7405]

I hope this game comes to android as well

[@ok-bm5hy]

Omg df thats a funny way to start a video haha

[@eddiejames9247]

Just what I needed to stop the incessant scroll grind

[@Bluesand10045]

Oh, A New RNG RPG, Nice.

[@Tsaros-mu9vz]

Notification hit harder then my dad

[@vivendy]

Gambling woohoo!!!🎉🎉🎉 *note: please gambling responsible. Gambling is addictive.

[@mr.vincenzo701]

Nooo the bot plague is coming to DF comments too...

[@NoxLumen7]

Wait. They offset the suggested videos!

[@AxelPersson-qp2tl]

Yay gambling

[@Cheese8urger_Enjoyer]

Yipper DF video

[@FreakyFred_originalGangssta]

7:13 🤨

[@NoseyWhiskers]

Liking in the first 1k likes feels weird... im used to seeing like 100k+ 😂😂

[@supersquirrel0612]

So, is DF married then?

[@Pupperpats]

Not anymore.

[@mohamadsaad2544]

Oh boy this video is getting striked

[@FaceParrot]

Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny How I broke a free game with upgrades This compilation will break your spirit I made an army that destroys everything it touches I spent years maxing out all upgrades Making Only The Worst Choices Possible I made everyone do everything for me I got another universe to destroy A roguelike with actual strategy When you give bacteria nuclear weapons I spent too much time with this new character This one secret broke everything I made suffering look comfortable by comparison Good day to upgrade everything When chaos gives you damage I unlocked all the upgrades This title will change repeatedly This is cute but really dark When Stupidity Makes You Powerful This hand ends the economy I maxed out everything for your enjoyment When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason It's all about the upgrades I evolved everything to make me rich I cause suffering with every part of my body This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273 This build destroys worlds From idiot to abomination After 2 minutes I change the thumbnail or title Being an idiot and breaking my computer We don't need math where we're going Combining Units Until I Max Out Everything 1000 bullets per second One way ticket to max damage This is why you should always upgrade your damage Making stupid decisions to become the strongest I cause suffering for no reason When fast food goes too far A compilation of upgrades I make terrible mistakes that work How this game became a trap This dice will make you suffer When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly I found an infinite XP glitch I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289 When Capitalism Goes Too Far I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters I can't stop becoming massive Ramming Speed I upgraded so much I can drill through bedrock When you deal 738,498,276,361,477,267,372,763 damage This took way too long I took me 637,478,291 hours to get this much damage This game gets addicting fast A free game that I spent too much money on You're not supposed to have this much damage in the first wave Combining upgrades until everything breaks This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE Time to break the new update Causing property damage because I'm bored I spent days maxing out damage When you burn the world without even trying Too many upgrades is never enough How I beat the final boss in 0.0000003213 seconds I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason Making mountains of profit with no effort When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over Making a bigger mess than what I started with This game will break you Turning the world into money A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich This was weird but somehow it works What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies I collected gems worth trillions Even the final boss struggled to harm me Don't trust the video title or thumbnail I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats Too much damage is not enough This build could have failed before it even started This game is darker than it looks This gets dark fast This game isn't out yet and I already broke it Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong This is why you upgrade everything I found the rarest fish at the very bottom This mobile game is actually really dark You won't be able to stop playing Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467 How I maxed out everything Causing an insane amount of damage for profit When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage From a single unit to an army of gods Think fast or you will lose When damage ends the world I mined out everything and got all the upgrades Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered This character breaks everything too easily This upgrade is kind of hilarious I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore The Best Upgrade That Made Me Unstoppable I made this idiot end everything The bottom of the universe has the ultimate treasure Ruining evolution because it's fun It's impossible to do more damage than this We Doomed The World Maximizing Damage For Profit This shouldn't be possible by any means Tower Defense but I control the monsters Each time I end a life I end the next one more violently Noob vs Pro vs HACKER vs ??? Grinding for legendary upgrades Stardew Valley But One Million Times Worse Never Make THIS Mistake Tetris but it's a roguelike Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle This upgrade changes everything Wreck Everything For Profit You're not supposed to have this much gold This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun When you invest in supernatural disasters This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds Making the stupidest build that works Get in my mouth and make me rich I evolve the real meaning of suffering How I broke the game with damage I upgraded for 637,278 hours straight It just keeps happening I grew to unimaginable sizes in this addicting game I Made A Massive Army By Destroying Armies This is not what the game looks like When you fire $625,378,467,726,356 bullets I raised an army of idiots to destroy idiots The most rigged start you could ever get These upgrades made me an infinityaire I should not have made this mistake I did some off screen mining I clicked 647,378,168,627,379,487,598,019,278,325 times and unleashed horrors beyond comprehension Every 10 comments I change the thumbnail A compilation of the stupidest incidents This game has a horrible secret So I did some mining off screen Don't bother reading the title I upload a video and get a million botted comments I betrayed math and transcended the universe The best 10+ minutes of your life Even the dev couldn't get this far This game is overwhelmingly positive How I prevented vampires from surviving Grinding damage until the game breaks You're not supposed to win This video is about damage I upgraded and became an unstoppable force I went insane on upgrades until the game crashed I evolved life that can only suffer This game is full of idiots and I'm gonna show you how to exterminate them I just upgraded until the game imploded Getting lost but also overpowered I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting I defeated gods for fun and made millions I evolved the ultimate weapon And I thought melee builds were too hard, let alone impossible Buying Only The Most Overpowered Upgrades I maxed out my stats by NOT upgrading You won't be able to stop playing I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades I changed the title so you think this is a different video Upgrading beyond max level I end millions of lives and became a monster Causing mass extinction for profit I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats There is no such thing as too much damage Getting rich by crushing valuable minerals Melting enemies for powerful upgrades I went in too deep and got rich God To Me To Stop Playing But I Refused Bad Ideas Only Make Me Stronger Breaking this run beyond repair I turn garbage into gold I caught the biggest horrors you could ever imagine This should not have worked but it did Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks How did this even work I love getting overpowered and melting enemies Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades This free game is incredibly addicting Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades There is not enough damage in the world to stop me I ruin everything and somehow I always win Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it This upgrade breaks everything

[@Gekko2012]

1 min!!!!

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yyyyyyyyyyayyyyy

[@funpol-ice1247]

2.8K views 2mims

[@aleksandarzahariev9886]

wtf

[@marioionion2]

Sigma

[@dhairyabiyani6094]

Wtf is the into

[@mist1615]

Under 30m gang

[@VisionShushi]

i am first

[@mrzsparkzz213]

May I suggest for you to play boosted survivors.. Would like to see you play the game 🥹🥹

[@Team_Svitko]

LETS GO GAMBLING