The Urge - A Dan and Phil Fan Fiction by Dan Howell

'The Urge' written and narrated by Dan Howell. Illustrated by you!
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In 'The Amazing Book is Not on Fire' Phil and I each thought it'd be funny to write a Dan and Phil fan fiction. We then narrated these ourselves in the audiobook version.
We thought we could celebrate them and the incredible artistic talent of our audience by collaborating to make illustrated versions of the stories!
Thank you to the following people who's art was featured in this video: danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/priv...
And to everyone that submitted! It couldn't all make it in the video, but I saw and appreciated every single one :)
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[@klaraendrstova]

you can clearly see wwho reads fanfiction between these two

[@oliviabuckingham1223]

yup

[@rizzofromgrease1248]

😂

[@oliviasanae3850]

tru

[@Ava-mh8xt]

Dan

[@estherthorn2215]

lol true

[@billybob6332]

"Mom can you tell me a bedtime story?" "Sure. It was a crisp winter's night in London, England..."

[@Vocaloidmiku321]

+Billy Bob im dying rn xD

[@patriciajeffers4871]

lol

[@thatonebubble3585]

This is the story I'm telling my children.

[@britkittyxo]

this and The Hand are the stories im going to tell my children and little brother... TIME TO SCAR CHILDRENS MINDS FOREVER *cackles*

[@nataliesusa1514]

omg this made my day

[@peeposux9476]

dan: stop killing phil in fanfictions also dan: *kills phil in fanfiction*

[@irelandaintreal2945]

oh damn

[@cromk_514]

I cackled like a witch when I read this lol

[@gr4ys0n]

Angry Cheesecake I giggled like an idiot.

[@menarehumans2883]

This is so how the hat fic started

[@puppersissage8640]

😂😂

[@soniapereira3527]

“Dan ran” yeah right

[@AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA]

Underrated comments

[@hiyoritonosupremacy3688]

HAHDLSHDKDTBDJDVDVDHVE

[@imliterallyjesse]

LMFAO IKR

[@sarahkucana3]

Underrated good comment

[@cadeweitzel4033]

Had to restart the vid cuz i was laughing to much at this lol

[@bethf2968]

Dan and Phil: sTOP KILLING PHIL IN YOUR FANFICS!!!!!!!1!!1! Dan: kills phil in his fanfic Phil: kills phil in his fanfic

[@jaydensimmons4139]

+alicia brubach IKR

[@lupemurillo219]

yes please

[@JiSora4810]

I saw this as KISSING 😂

[@maecrimson7489]

+JiSora4810 Mental image created :D

[@shadowbunny7892]

+Beth F It's true.

[@hm-fy5iz]

the most unrealistic part of this is dan running

[@bbyg4831]

savage

[@lorenafreitas5470]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Lucrezia-gv1gy]

tbh

[@Acaciabknox]

it's true though 😂

[@kathrynmccallum2350]

😂😂😂

[@TheRosemaryWest]

02:15 really does hit different, doesn't it the parallels of "His friendship with Phil was personal to him and not something he wanted to share with his family and friends who would mean well, but insult with every word of comfort." vs "what me and Phil had was ours and personal" damn.

[@scrappedaccount8607]

Ouch

[@lindacasal6619]

Totally

[@abigailmaria3617]

I like your profile picture :)

[@TheRosemaryWest]

@@abigailmaria3617 Thank you!

[@clairisdrowning9122]

Oh lord

[@mckayla1609]

*that awkward moment when you're not living the vampire fantasy with your boyfriend so you write one instead*

[@sindrevangenrobberstad2889]

*that awkward moment when you go to make toast but theres no bread*

[@ak7845]

*friend

[@sofiaespejo4912]

@@ak7845 soulmate**

[@mai09560]

True, awww Dan is sooo cute

[@jasminemcdonagh4224]

Sofía Espejo it’s none of your buisness what they are if he says they’re friends that’s all they are.

[@mefzy]

dan has such a nice speaking voice, omfg

[@Maritotten]

RIGHT??!!?!?!

[@supersimmer7217]

+siandevaney everyone asks if ive ever been attracted to a voice... well... YES

[@plantmom8912]

+siandevaney THAT WHAT IM SAYING

[@user-oe9lo9fg9p]

+siandevaney obs

[@heyitzleahxxx8103]

I know right

[@lisanne5225]

Dan in the tumblr tag: "Stop killing Phil in your stories." Dan writing his own story: kills Phil

[@huntmcdede1238]

IM THE 666TH LIKE OMF

[@x.sanneg]

Lisanne Yeah HAHHA

[@AbbyAndersonsGf]

He's not technically dead. He's just Vampire

[@valentinecards7469]

Denny Oliver the ppl drew the pictures after he wrote the story... -_-😂

[@ashlynhutchings]

Lisanne that's what I was thinking!

[@trashbin9285]

Other people: I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life Me: I want Dan to narrate my life

[@toxicstarbot6701]

I want Thomas Sanders and Dan to narrate mine

[@autumnschwiederowski3273]

Both of those sound good to me

[@cmd0317]

Logan Berry yEs

[@lexiisdrowning4566]

Logan Berry YESSSSS

[@huffy1345]

OK me

[@daydreams-of-death]

"Phil grabbed Dan's wrists and pinned him to the tree" 1. Kinky 2. This doesn't sound like the first time Danny has made a fanfic

[@espresshoe9253]

Rainbow Trash ikr

[@roroo]

Yup..and I made 100 likes

[@denisthekat8827]

Right

[@cmd0317]

K I N K Y

[@robynkelly426]

-me gets happy because the likes are 666,I would like to thank the person who will read this and change the number-

[@catboyminghao247]

Well this fanfic is very... *S O F T A N D N E A T*

[@ananyamahapatra3128]

мιкαsα αcкєямαи YASSSSSSSSSSS

[@relievedluckyduck1181]

мιкαsα αcкєямαи OMG YASSS!!!

[@jessicacundari9932]

мιкαsα αcкєямαи i

[@precious9191]

YASYASYASYASY

[@zoelucas5929]

мιкαsα αcкєямαи I'm going to Kermit suicide

[@kassandravasquezG]

When your otp writes better fanfiction about themselves than you do

[@kairanelle1380]

I know right? ★ ;)

[@brichill9395]

IKR I WISH I COULD THO

[@clacelily]

+Kassandra Vasquez Maybe it's because they actually know what it feels like since they're talking about themselves? xD

[@papercut6020]

This is so true, I've been trying to write a high school au with a shit ton of angst for ages but it's still awful, I should probably just give up and try to write an easier fic that's just fluff fluff fluff

[@kassandravasquezG]

+Phanisnotonfire nuuu I'd love to read it

[@livinthetplife9795]

_he has definitely written more_

[@sansgirlfriend]

clique ||-// 💛🌻

[@edenshellscape]

twenty øne chemical fall out dragons at the disco Best. Username. Ever... whEn I wAs

[@sansgirlfriend]

@@edenshellscape a yOunG bOy

[@sansgirlfriend]

@@edenshellscape also thanks :))

[@vamplamp4202]

He does have a secret Wattpad account

[@cryptiidcrow4967]

we all know exactly why we’ve returned to this video

[@tiaia5555]

shut up sdygjfdsfgh

[@hannahcrook4429]

Don’t judge us

[@raininparadise_]

Don't exPOSE ME

[@giaobr168]

it h*ts di*ferently

[@yaeified]

hey mate

[@hayleyrod8512]

Vampires and all, I would've believed this. Except when Dan ran. That's not happening anytime soon.

[@naomi3743]

Yep

[@phanicatmychemicalholosexu1138]

Hehehehheehehhehheehheheehehehehwhhehehe

[@mylungswillphilanddandefla2091]

Hahahahaha

[@bumblebeesap1910]

+My lungs will Phil and Dan deflate I was just watching this video and your name made me laugh for 3 full minutes

[@cliiquejamaa6662]

+My lungs will Phil and Dan deflate is your user referencing car radio :0 if it is you're my new fren

[@-neharika-4167]

The fact that Dan wrote Phil pinning him against a tree and was okay with writing that..

[@marcyyylinn]

And noses touchin

[@mentallyunstablephangirl7075]

The Shipper 1000th comment your welcome

[@peachytzu4744]

The Shipper biiitch

[@edgyamberarts4195]

Lmao

[@user-ek6gt7qc5b]

And Phil was biting his neck

[@kimym9270]

After 06/13/19 Everyone here:This hits differently

[@amazingalexd4803]

It'e so different now

[@prnxiety8557]

Oh fu-

[@fredzys1795]

Well, kinda. Still a bit creepy tho.

[@jamesweiss6311]

It doesn’t hit different, It hits harder

[@roroo]

Yes

[@mercedespaz911]

youtube is being shady with these recommendations after dan's video lmao

[@rowan9427]

gisselle paz YES

[@megagem4093]

Dan Howell: "Don't kill Phil in your fanfics." Phans: Kill Phil in their fanfics. Dan: Kills Phil in his fanfic. Phil: Kills Phil in his fanfic.

[@femkebudding1470]

oh wow that is so funny once you realise it XD

[@NeutralOfficial]

OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED PHIL Random dandom person: YOU BASTERED

[@juniperbeckett7206]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!

[@ThuyAnhGiang]

+thegayestgoth 'The Hand'. Phil didn't kill himself, a person named Harry Styles did. Well, at least that was what happened in Phil's fanfic.

[@vickyraggi6822]

To be fair, Dan also killed himself in his fic.

[@cupkate243]

Dan is the next Morgan Freeman

[@metrapetra9230]

omg 😂

[@zzzJenna]

tru

[@selenaybaskan6823]

+cupkate we have the same profile picture lol

[@cupkate243]

Hannah Matthau Don't worry ive seen the photo booth challenge way more than I should

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

I still can not believe DANIEL JAMES HOWELL wrote this.

[@myapilled]

dan : *beautiful art* phil : *fiction about giving birth* *to harry styles from a stomach*

[@saporeon]

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight.

[@SJB865]

THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING THAT!!!

[@Sad-eo6to]

I knew it was a love story

[@joannastonebridge5562]

+Kaia classic comment

[@gilbertdumotiermarquisdela9370]

It honestly is.

[@m0sslamb]

True and I hate twilight

[@generictrash1148]

we all know dan has wattpad

[@familycounts7576]

"Do you even Lesbian on wattpad?!" - Actual Dan Howell quote

[@generictrash1148]

omg yesssss

[@kalanea1113]

generic trash I WANNA SEE THIS

[@adrenochrome3071]

His account has like 10k followers last time I checked an the only thing he has voted for is a Harry styles fan fiction

[@kalanea1113]

I love Tesla not the guy WHICH ACC GODS

[@markwalsh2992]

People: “Dan should write a fanfic” Dan: *writes fanfic* *Picachu Meme*

[@possumteeth896]

this aged well lmao

[@neko7936]

This aged so well it will be become a gem

[@narratomancy]

Phil: *Makes a 2 minute short story* Dan: *makes a nine minute frikkin beautiful piece of literature*

[@boymachine9000]

*hey excuse me Phil's story is a work of art ,*

[@alyssak1686]

*-hey excuse me dan's story is a work of art too-*

[@nia-re5wm]

*so is phil's*

[@bea-jv9ri]

Probably a Human PHILS IS GOOD TO PHILS IS AMAZING

[@TheOhaaaaaa]

Probably a Human, for me Phils one was horrifying but its great

[@jahnnnv]

I gurantee this wasn't his first time writing a fic

[@roseslugi]

Same

[@istgjess5649]

probably not

[@kae6908]

Agreed

[@masteroftheheckinwicketyee3479]

Me: -Freaking out about everything- Also me: Lol Phil’s holding a copy of tabinof in the coffin

[@cassie1560]

and giving it a thumbs up xD

[@annehorner9750]

Wait but like Dans voice is so relaxing??? He needs to record some books on tape??????

[@ioannad1857]

HE SHOULD i would listen to him read audiobooks

[@ninthhhhh]

YES!!!

[@n0t_matilda263]

The amazing audiobook is not on fire is kind of that but WE NEED MORE

[@ioannad1857]

@@n0t_matilda263 WE DO

[@SaraRankins.]

Hey guess what

[@blurryebony]

dan in the tumblr tag video: "why do you guys keep killing phil? kill me instead." dan in the urge: "his friend, phil lester, was dead."

[@elsaohlinberkelund1736]

Logic

[@sammyterrors8633]

Well he did also say something along the lines of "let me have a chance at killing him".

[@abigailgarcia8718]

i feel like they did that on purpose for the irony

[@marxreader420]

didn't phil kill himself in the hand?

[@shun2935]

Lmao, yes. But it's okay the way it is hahaha, at least I like it (I love Phil but I love this "mystery". Anyways this vampire trash is my shit haha

[@mhyuzuki]

Better love story than twilight

[@Celeste-xf4iy]

+Maria Huynh //whispers sUGA//

[@SnowdropDaisy]

Army :D

[@vhoward5179]

Suga. Yus.

[@mhyuzuki]

INFIRES

[@heekiwon]

ARMYs everywhere

[@izzycooper832]

Petition to get a real-life reenactment of this fanfiction acted out by Dan and Phil

[@randomrose8367]

*signs*

[@itsseir3188]

signs

[@crowdel3113]

Y E S

[@jasj122]

Signed

[@ardenmurray9217]

*signs vigorously*

[@pavesemyfavouritelesbian]

"as he gulped gallons of his blood" BLOOD BLOOD GALLONS OF THE STUFF

[@newmilo3736]

GIVE THEM ALL THAT THEY CAN DRINK AND IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH

[@hyacinthobrien660]

SO GIVE THEM BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOODDD GRAB A GLASS BECAUSE THERES GOING TO BE A FLOOD

[@user-fc2vl3ox2q]

@@hyacinthobrien660 A CELEBRATED MAN AMONGST THE GOURMETS YOU CAN FIX ME WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOOK

[@user-fc2vl3ox2q]

Gourmets I'm dead 😂

[@fru1tpunk965]

@@user-fc2vl3ox2q THE DOCTORS AND THE NURSES THEY ADORE ME SO BUT ITS REALLY QUITE ALARMING CUZ IM SUCH AN AWFUL FUUUUUUUCK (oh thank you)

[@ohapplesauce8458]

That moment when you realize Dan Howell is one of us.

[@mascara8161]

Yes.

[@eclecticminn2265]

OH. MY. F. GOD!

[@skfupm100]

+Kat Sump what?

[@lalaverdecia]

*puts on black robe* *starts chanting* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@kimseokjin3551]

shit

[@MilesChronicles]

Dan has written all fanfics ever

[@akya271]

I love you and your videos

[@emmalol4282]

+AmandasChronicles omg amanda!!

[@kaleighhanley8830]

OMG Amanda I love you

[@Isak-H]

+AmandasChronicles hallå

[@lukethomas639]

Mother!

[@mlutra5676]

So uh... Why does this have so much drama and emotion? Why does this have so much sexual tension at points? Why is this so good you could mistaken it for any other phanfic?

[@jacksongreenhagen1987]

Well we know now

[@fredzys1795]

This. Isn't. His. First. Fanfic. I. Think. XD.

[@yaeified]

someone find dan’s wattpad

[@fredzys1795]

@@yaeified we actually need it.

[@FlZZY_POP]

@@yaeified he does have one, but he has nothing on it

[@user-wx4gz6ot4o]

if you think about it this is really sexual actually you don’t need to think about it i’m sure it’s pretty obvious

[@sophyoung903]

Dan woke up shirtless. when Phil put him to bed, he carried him, then took his shirt off. Also, pinned his wrists against a tree? Their noses touched? what? It was like, the first half was Dan imagining how sad he would be if he lost Phil, and then it switched to being kinky as hell.

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

These comments aged well.

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

don’t forget the neck biting

[@hanndmn9651]

Am I the only one here who paused many times to admire the technique of some of the fan art?

[@glitteryfuckingtrash9314]

I do

[@K4ndieboi]

+Hann Danish Dude, me too. As an aspiring artist, I love to admire these people's work. It's amazing. They definitely have a gift.

[@Yaunie13]

No, you are not. Holy crap there was some good art. When I try to art like that it just... yeahno

[@ferngully8135]

I did

[@lalaverdecia]

Nope.... Not at all my friend..... 🙂

[@jenny-gk1mo]

wait- he basically revealed it/said exactly what he said in his last vid. the small part saying “his friendship w phil was personal to him and not something he wanted to share w family and friends, who would mean well but insult w every word of comfort” had a little more meaning than we thought 🙃😶

[@jazmyn7117]

AND I OOP-

[@fru1tpunk965]

OH DANG-

[@maddie4691]

My Lungs Will Phil And Dan Deflate your name is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@alexiskord670]

This hits different now

[@jamesweiss6311]

It doesn’t hit different, It hits harder

[@alexashsongs636]

Every thing dose

[@withluvmiya]

OMG STOP I'MMA CRY AGAIN but honestly I love him sm and I'm so glad he was able to tell us about what he has been keeping inside for so long.

[@maggieeverman9913]

They all do

[@jerryqueer]

bruh no it doesnt lmfao

[@charliewhelan4926]

there's absolutely no way that's his first time writing a fanfiction, it's just so beautifully written he has to have done it before...either that or his extensive vocabulary just make anything he writes sound like a work of art. but seriously, wow.

[@arielyemini4221]

Charlie Whelan maybe he writes, just not fanfiction. he is completely the type of person to

[@charliewhelan4926]

good point, his writing is more like legitimate writing than fanfiction. i never though of that!

[@mina8738]

i agree completely. this is really well written and the descriptions are really good. hes some sort of fanfic before

[@emmahunt9903]

its written so well i think dan is an avid fan fiction writer

[@graveyardgeese2984]

Charlie Whelan maybe he wrote The Hat Fic

[@dzydzy101]

I love how this Dan's is all emotional and deep and descriptive, and then Phil is like I GAVE BIRTH TO HARRY STYLES OUT OF MY TUM

[@lilypuddicombe3863]

The Bleach lol yeah

[@ashleywalters6885]

Sam Rive ikr lol

[@valeryxal6149]

sam riv nice profile picture

[@erikatennant7429]

4:15 "oh Phil there was never a better king of the universe" 😂😂 i loved this moment

[@kara8146]

Me too! I love all the little "hidden" things that people put in the art.

[@grapeparlapiano6]

*clicks on this expecting it to be a joke, not a full fledged vampire fic*

[@kermiejpg]

That’s dan for you!

[@Kat-PM]

ironicallynerdy • That’s 👏 our 👏 Dan 👏 💗

[@masonnn3446]

when he was turning into a vampire he was fully clothed. when he woke up he had a bare chest. dan clear up your storyline what happened

[@CopperCassie]

Your comment made my day! 😆❤️

[@masonnn3446]

CopperCassie aww thanks! You made my day too

[@aleahlarson1409]

O.o

[@masonnn3446]

the brightest moonbeam i actually don't have a soul bUT YES IT IS THANK YOU

[@1squishychick]

OML. 😂😂

[@ducklesspond51]

Dan: *Writes about the dramatic death of his best friend and room mate, peer pressure, and grief, and about him greiving Phil and becoming a literal monster for 9 minutes* Phil: *writes a 2 minute story about Harry Styles, pancakes, and high-fives* It is really beyond me why Dan encourages phanfic so much...

[@jenna8109]

well you see (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dddayla364]

Warrior Fan Artist he ships it😂

[@marvstheworld]

Warrior Fan Artist phils was almost 3 minutes..... 😋wonk

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

I mean, honestly there's some amazingly written non-shipping fanfiction out there. I'm glad one of the best ones is by Dan himself! Even if I'm personally not a fan of vampires.

[@sweetalison007]

This doesn't hit different , it hits harder.

[@cherryblossom1289]

The truest comment I've ever read

[@bingobongo7335]

I can't see d&p content the same anymore, it hits so DIFFERENTLY. Whether it be fic written by them or all the domestic shenanigans, I feel a bit like I'm intruding on something. I'm blushing and battling the urge to cover my eyes half the time sksksksksk To put it simply: *third-wheeling intensifies immensely*

[@edgythehandless1803]

Anyone else screaming "KISS!!!" When they were really close to each other? No? Just me? Okay...

[@benji2339]

SkylaSprinkleToys no THE WHOLW PHANDOM

[@carrielawson2719]

SkylaSprinkleToys Ruby they ur OTP !!?

[@courtneyrogers6887]

SkylaSprinkleToys SAME HERE!!!!

[@cjeanmabs]

SkylaSprinkleToys MEEEEEEE

[@alexkotsifas3467]

SkylaSprinkleToys Same here omg

[@keiramurphy815]

Phil:why does everyone kill me in the fanfics? *kills himself in his own fanfic*

[@acorndogwellcooked8215]

TRUE!!!!!!

[@stupidbitch3110]

This is Dan's fanfic

[@yesnt8941]

@@stupidbitch3110 But he did die in his own too lmao

[@cephi]

jus rewatching EVERYTHING.

[@reagan8888]

Haha I’m totally NoT in the same boat what

[@brijackson4127]

@@reagan8888 hHAHAHAHA MO O D

[@carolinephillips2112]

this aged well

[@fernbeengone6391]

caroline, the fool honestly

[@kriaallison]

*sips wine* *Starts coughing*

[@pushpadesilva655]

like a vampire O_O

[@aliceh4075]

Are we sure Dan didn't write the hat fic?

[@batmanisallama9541]

Dun dun dun!

[@cheeseypuff7233]

Hi did

[@tobywan1951]

+Hunter Addams *Dan Dan Dan! (Sorry I had to)

[@Autumn-qi4lx]

+Alice Holmzy God no.

[@mascara8161]

:O i'd be deaaad XD

[@sandyballato3937]

his story is so well written and emotional. and phil wrote about giving birth to harry styles.

[@elijahdrew661]

I love his videos so much, yet I still expected the writing to be somewhat amitur. I was so very wrong, he's an exelent writer.

[@zariaalexander7756]

That's what I love about Phil. His is so funny and somewhat meaningless unlike Dan's which is so... Amazingly brilliant

[@diva2380]

+Shay Iero ikr

[@dinkleberry4609]

+Elijah Drew amitur..... Exelent

[@sadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsa2613]

And phil is the one that majord in English.

[@erinrideout7583]

No one: Everyone watching this after Dan's newest video: tHiS hItS dIfFeReNt

[@courtneyholm2597]

Am I the only one who's looking at this at a new perspective since Dan is out

[@MadsRoseStories]

Me too fam

[@nerdloser9987]

Imma rewatch all their videos together fuck

[@polinagonch]

@@nerdloser9987 there is actually a list of videos to rewatch first and it`s really good lol

[@nerdloser9987]

polina gonch what’s the playlist called?

[@polinagonch]

@LᴏᴠᴇʟʏDʀᴀɢᴏᴏɴ the reply is above your comment;) but maybe someone could make this playlist a thing

[@theglobgolabgalab8099]

thats *our* d a n

[@holetime8764]

lani wants cookies I thought you said that's our dad

[@holetime8764]

lani wants cookies same thing tho

[@blckbrry-_-7547]

I mean, yeah we’re pretty much either his child or his parent. So it IS our Dan!

[@Iflmv_]

😂😂

[@rice2733]

Yus

[@ariannamireya6207]

·He's funny ·he can play piano ·he's an amazing writer Dan's a triple threat.

[@laneylynch6637]

Handsome Gamer

[@helen418]

He literally is the greatest writer

[@TaylorSmith-cd2bp]

And he's like super hot

[@mckessiebright4622]

it's really obvious he studied the art of writing phanfics before writing this

[@velmabellamy4196]

Don't forget his voice

[@lore1612]

i'm still so mad that this is actually better than 90% of actual phanfic

[@tealrose3248]

Lore it's meant to be. :)

[@rheannanrylance4197]

Well ye it’s by Dan he makes like 50% of the ship😂

[@PinkApocalypse]

Dan: “Could I have a moment alone with him?” Person: “Yeah of course” Dan, leaning over coffin: “Now listen, I know you’re not dead” Phil: “Yeah no sh*t”

[@swhxll]

"Phil grabbed Dan's wrists and pinned him against the tree." Me: ... NOW KISS

[@onceuponatimetherewasapota2321]

+Sarah Stilinski sAME OMG xD

[@tkatfaygo413]

Yissssss

[@vtnt3865]

+Void well they p much did

[@frances9975]

same😂

[@jainarao3158]

+Void saaaammmmmmeeee literally screeched that when i was reading the book in front of my mom

[@Emily-oq1ey]

When your OTP writes better Phanfics than you do...

[@gwezzz3184]

+The HD Duckie Tru

[@princessbffs6241]

😹😹😹😹

[@joelsept2181]

true...

[@artlover9233]

+Sude Özer bil bakalım ne dicem

[@joelsept2181]

+Ecem Kalkan bilmem? 'ship'?

[@notjamin]

They were insane for this

[@half-heartedanimations9747]

phil: why dont we go find someone to eat dan: wtf no i meant for taco bell

[@boymachine9000]

you're not a real friend if you don't write a fanfiction about their death

[@sierrasmith6080]

B Nu so true though

[@annaproteau9785]

B Nu I'm not a real friend then

[@clomcmorrell5686]

dan: get triggered when people say he has a choking kink also dan: writes fanfiction where phil presses him up against a tree and holds him by the throat

[@jiminslesgf]

He doesn't get triggered. We all know he has one

[@katelynmiller6666]

doesn't dan also have a neck problem, or is that what you're talking about

[@drawingkupfer6967]

Good point tho

[@doovy486]

it's may 2021 you open your copy of ywgttn and there it is: the urge: pt II

[@philtrash2303]

this induced the greatest fear in me

[@dee5378]

😭😭😭

[@graysoncarter3017]

Knowing what I know now, this video hits differently. They were basically fucking trolling us and I can stop laughing because they were really fucking good at it

[@neighbourhoodweab1127]

I KNOW OMG 😂 I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH

[@sophiamoore7154]

I wonder if Dan secretly has a fanfic account and none of us just know it

[@anastasijabalog3151]

Same

[@spookyskelebros9342]

+Sophia Moore Same

[@chaarlottemae]

+Evie THAT FANFIC KILLED ME.

[@laughandbehappy818]

+Evie wait what. I've never read it

[@chelsea342]

Spoiler alert: Dan wrote the cherry fic and the hat fic

[@mimiHTcat]

do you ever just recall the fact that dan wrote homoerotic vampire literature about himself and phil

[@mychemicalcrayola2504]

all the time my dude

[@elena-cq4ok]

Literally every day.

[@h.drippp]

*yes*

[@sophiewistar6177]

that’s why i’m here

[@mattthomas8623]

mimiHTcat yES

[@belensibio8387]

After that episode of The Sims I had to come back to this

[@hannahv3816]

Belu Sibio HAHAHA ME TOO

[@tawnykenobi6065]

IT WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF

[@samanthae.1002]

Belu Sibio same

[@belensibio8387]

@@me.371 the dil becomes a vampire one

[@libbbbbyy]

dan: i dont have a choking kink also dan:

[@ninjastudent333]

this is going to end up like 50 shades of grey isnt it

[@MeggieMoosta]

eventually

[@daisycutter9]

+ninjastudent333 i really hope so

[@marchmacabre]

+Kalee Gendron ikr

[@cassiegreen8184]

your pfp though (╭☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)╭☞

[@cassiegreen8184]

your pfp though (╭☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)╭☞

[@scaledbacknisolated]

I want Dan to narrate my entire life

[@SkittlesRainbow147]

+Legolas My thoughts exactly.

[@coleman3171]

So do I

[@grak03]

IKR same

[@Just.8-ur.d4d]

Yeah I know right

[@plasticankle]

my life would be easy for dan to narrate: messy trash

[@ugh7781]

4:16 “Oh Phil, there was never a better king of the universe” 😂😂 He said that in PINOF 7 😂😂

[@mimiHTcat]

this very loud like OKAY DAN

[@JullianaPaulino]

i can only imagine what the people that didn't read it before thought this was going based on the title and the thumbnail...

[@gwu10]

+Julliana Paulino OMGGG LOOOOOOLLLL

[@tytaylor4714]

I had a fangirl attack.

[@Erika-jx3jy]

Oh my god😂😂😆

[@pinklightning8726]

+Julliana Paulino that was me.

[@beyweston9712]

+sharnay taylor same

[@fatemazamanbegum7534]

Phil: *why do I die in all the fan fictions?* Dan: *i don't know what wut*

[@YourMom-st7ls]

Phil: Why am i always dead in these fanfics Dan: lol idk *laughs* *later writes this* Me: daniel wtf

[@killmr.killme1562]

777 Likes

[@eztlithompson2922]

Fatema Begum Zaman LMAO

[@Meli-yz3lr]

XD

[@rachelespinosa3500]

God this *_DEFINITELY_* hits differently lmao

[@monalpattanaik5179]

it hits harder, not different

[@milkrin9898]

dan literally wrote a fanfiction about himself and phil y'all 😭

[@elisejackson2509]

I love how Dan wrote this deep and emotional story about losing his best friend and Phil wrote about giving birth to Harry Styles through his stomach 😂

[@DRosie222]

Like, it reminds me of adventure time when jake is born from his dad's head

[@sugarspicesatan6452]

i s2g daniel

[@paigemcilrath9939]

Ikr 😂😂😂 that's Phil for you

[@joanwong2104]

+Elise Jackson I could just picture how much facepalm Dan gave to Phil i just realised i made a pun XD

[@burritobun5017]

Haha oh yeah they did wow

[@hudsonfirst11]

*Phil grabbed Dan's hands and pinned them against the tree* yeezus Dan could u get any kinkier

[@incognito_0-028]

Hehe

[@ering1013]

nOT ON MY CHRISTIAN ROBLOX SERVER

[@rororourrboat]

"Please be gentle with the handcuffs, I have sensitive skin"

[@thatrandomrat5486]

Ikr

[@kasonpippin6310]

YES

[@greysonGhost]

I suddenly remembered that this existed. How is this not a fever dream

[@JasonAlGhulTodd]

Dan: Stop killing Phil in your fanfictions Also Dan:

[@NoyumiAo]

I'm just confused at the number of people that send them fanart of dead Phil LMAO

[@theofantozzi2498]

+Noyumi Ao They actually sent out particular requests correlating with the story.

[@starlauvu]

WHYYYYYY DOES THIS COMMENT GET SO MANY LIKES??????

[@acynuckle]

+Bluestar fox Because people have a life unlike you...

[@madiv1230]

+brooklynn blake um that doesn't even make sense...

[@acynuckle]

Theres another comment that they tells people to get a life..

[@trashsarraj6823]

this is better than most fanfics, gosh how many fanfictions has he read ?

[@anasaavedra5600]

nour sarraj a lot from all of his addiction to tumblr

[@trashsarraj6823]

+Ana Saavedra true

[@candavw]

nour sarraj he has read all of them

[@bluejay6864]

nour sarraj all of them

[@tjplays8509]

nour sarraj what do you think he does in his spare time?exercise?

[@mxcreant]

y'know it really hits different when dan says what they had was private and personal now

[@smhdoodles2950]

“he didn’t see the bright blue pools of life that he used to” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@elielliott4426]

DAN AND PHIL NEED TO RECREATE THIS OML

[@elizabethmeredith9903]

With a kiss scene

[@niftythegoblin]

+Elizabeth Meredith tbh, I think the neck biting scene is enough. My life would be complete with that one scene.

[@luneaurelie]

omfg it would be awesome!

[@graciesmith8485]

irl...yaaaaaas!!!!!

[@cuddlesrox77]

OMFG YESSS

[@FiveFootOrenji]

y phil always dying y he always dying mmmmmmm oh my god stop phil from dying

[@maddyhart1139]

+OhSoRandomable omg this made me laugh so hard

[@bobjones2835]

best comment I've seen in weeks

[@snnupit6723]

L O L I'm crying Literally Crying mmmm oh my god Laughed so hard I'm crying

[@Chairsandstools]

I LUV YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sobnlvrr]

best thing ever😂😂

[@carabrown6968]

All these dan and phil videos are getting recommend and- wow

[@newmilo3736]

I think KZbin's bragging they knew all along 😂 KZbin "AHHH IDIOTS. I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THIS PROOF"

[@mdrnlevi]

4:50 is a beautifully chilling piece of art

[@mattthomas8623]

I love that the fanfictions they wrote perfectly reflected their personalities. Like, Phil is abstract and weird, but creative and smart. And Dan is dramatic, literate, super emo, and is low-key uncomfortable.

[@rkkwc]

Matt T "low-key"

[@amber6473]

@@rkkwc "low-key"

[@taylorisageek6141]

Why is Dan a better fanfic writer than most of the phandom

[@madison818]

Cuz he likes reading? I dunno.

[@nadiaelizabeth]

Probably because he's read so many fanfics lol

[@alanathomson6329]

You guys should read Larry fanfics, because the Larry fandom has the best writers honestly, I realised I read fanfics longer than the hunger games trilogy

[@brielle4558]

True lolz

[@ceeeal]

Have you never read YTSTMB 1&2 or the Chair 😂

[@naomiramos3289]

Wow he’s good at writing he should write a book

[@goaway8207]

fmkskskandhwbsk

[@beth_0498]

He sounds experienced in fanfic writing

[@thefirstmanofthebibble]

you guys I think they're starting to ship themselves.

[@mascara8161]

They are already married sooooo lel

[@thefirstmanofthebibble]

+• a hipster fox • very true

[@sakuragreentea7773]

they have always shipped themselfs lets be real

[@mascara8161]

+Josy _1996 they cant ship themselves THEY LOVE EACHOTHER

[@rowan3970]

Yes an the ship is sailing