reading your assumptions and getting offended

[@danielhowell]

i'm probably outside your house right now crying in a bush come see me on tour danielhowell.com

[@vinny4308]

ILL BE IN JAX

[@Ash11039]

i’m in ur walls

[@zara.1212]

seeing you twice in london dont tempt me to go to more dan

[@beckettlastname7894]

Come inside coward

[@codyRsimpsonrules]

I have tickets to your Maine show next month… I’m counting down the days!! 🏴‍☠️🖤

[@miaalv]

this feels like a therapy session where i’m both the therapist and the client

[@reharm_reality]

Honestly that just describes Dan's entire vibe

[@aimlessalix8066]

it fits with all my comfort content😭

[@lenerdhuhn]

Dare I say it feels like an internet support group?

[@Jaguar470]

@@lenerdhuhn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ratboygirl]

real

[@cuppaint]

Still not used to the fact we’re getting Dan content consistently. Feels like an alternate timeline

[@Mmorguemusic]

Fr im in the twilight zone

[@cuppaint]

@@Mmorguemusic we’re in the worst timeline

[@wallmemaybe]

Am I 17 again?

[@csteele4736]

I saw he posted and just thought "again?"

[@sphher8208]

literally

[@cinnadeos1842]

Dan: Why does everyone think I'm a bottom?? Also Dan: Someone please chain me to a wall and throw things at my head

[@Poppy.poppyy]

14 minutes of Dan realising that we are the product of his parenting

[@luzelenaserrano1236]

That's it, you just described it perfectly lmao

[@MoonchildDontCry]

DnP games are my parents tbh.

[@MariaKiran1]

😂😂

[@HeyItsNovalee]

This read me in 50 different languages

[@castielhannon7134]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@danielhowell]

do i have to clarify i was just making a joke about being approached when bending for the soap OH MY GOD I WASH MY FEET JESUS PEOPLE

[@danielhowell]

i'm trying to keep my wikifeet score a 10 for the sugar daddy's

[@ScriptCatz]

Eh, I don’t buy it. Prove it 😉

[@stephaniiee_]

Don’t lie it wasn’t a joke

[@chloepatrick12]

sure dan…. sure

[@MirianRodrigues483]

@@danielhowell too late Dan, I already rated your feet 1 star

[@akashafedorus7264]

dan trying to get baked on camera would be the best thing ever, either it doesnt work and its just funny dan or he get baked for the first time

[@SilentAnonymity]

Dan's "I'm incredibly versatile" joke is mad underappreciated. Justice for verses lmao

[@wormgf]

let's go fellow verses 🔥🤙🏼

[@noahsnetwork]

ive been so traumatised in this fandom that him saying he’s verse just seems like a joke, it’s like it’s implanted in my brain that he’s a bottom and it’s everyone else’s fault 😭😭

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

Hell yea, verses REPRESENT!!!

[@JohSmith]

Dan saying he's verse is like Dan saying he's bi.... we all know what it means

[@postbunnie]

@@JohSmith yes absolutely! I agree that we all would know exactly what that means. However I wonder how to phrase it in the least/most offensive way? What do you think?

[@pyroclastic8924]

Dan: it seems inappropriate to talk about me being a bottom Also Dan: this is a desperate plea, if someone wants to chain me to a wall

[@UnusualCupcake]

Also Dan: Why do people think I am a bottom?.... this is why Dan 😂

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

The math isn’t mathing, dan.

[@gaygoddess139]

But that's not him being a bottom, it's about him being a sub. Important distinction

[@cancercancer]

@@gaygoddess139 yeaH

[@leithtessman7642]

He also said he'd enjoy it in the soap dropping scenario

[@dotdotdot...176]

"It may not even be just one woman." Damn, I'm a wlw and a gay man still has more game with women than me. Props to you Dan!

[@froggieboinoah7660]

Idk who Dan's therapist is but I wish them luck after this honestly

[@Kiara_Wrestler]

🤣🤣

[@chokingnoises2384]

dan finally capitalizing on all of the weird shit we’ve been saying about him for 10+ years wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card but i’m here for it

[@madisonm2167]

Honestly if I were him I would be milking tf out of all the weird sh!t part of the phandom has put him and Phil thru for years

[@zobizobizobi]

He unintentionally played the long game and it’s paying off bc we are all just happy 🥰

[@mollykate422]

@@zobizobizobi hes a genius

[@kezx6]

You assume he’s ‘capitalizing’ off it is way too deep go touch grass

[@chokingnoises2384]

@@kezx6 he’s acknowledging it in a video for content so yes lmao he is capitalizing on it. it’s not a bad thing. i can’t touch grass i already smoked it all

[@ET13666]

I think maybe the reason people don't realise you're so tall, is that our primary context is seeing you next to Phil. And since you're a similar height, its easy to forget you're both girrafes. If you made tonnes of videos standing next to a short (or average height) person, it would probably affect our impression of your height. (Just an observation, don't hat me)

[@bttrflymagic]

Alternate Title: “Dan’s Fans Prey on His Sanity for Nearly a Quarter Hour”

[@Geode_Potential]

That's just another Saturday for him

[@kiwiscone]

im the 666 like

[@naan000]

you mean like the last 10 years of his youtube career?

[@fennwoodhouse]

this entire series should be subtitled "things that no one predicted they would ever hear coming out of daniel howell's mouth"

[@ladyofcuriousvirtue]

1:01 case in point

[@thornprick2645]

Oh no

[@music2012pink]

Really should!

[@realest_]

I'm dying at Dan slowly realising his public image is an awkward softie 😂 laughing so hard rn

[@blorbothefrog]

Dan: what is it about me that exudes bottom energy I dont understand also dan: genuinely suggests a twink fursuit

[@jjustanotherone]

And requesting to be chained to a wall 🤗

[@dawnyphantom6616]

LMAOAOAO TWINK FURSUIT

[@anusername8350]

Who’s gonna tell him that it already exists

[@StarxXxBurst]

I don’t need to make assumptions because the line “Steve Harrington x Vecna’s tentacles” told me everything I need to know.

[@Elix90]

Best comment!

[@emilyniedbala]

I love the moments where Dan shows he truly still is an internet nerd who knows what’s happening haha

[@nerdygal2847]

I had to pause the video and figure out how to continue after hearing that senence.

[@hanna-liminal]

But the fact that we're all commenting on this means it RESONATED with us! He's dragging us down with him!!! OUR VICTORY IS PYRRHIC AT BEST

[@bajanyaoikaizer6902]

Dustin and the lads have to go and mount a daring rescue of their mom w/ Jonathan, clone Billy and Eddie bring up the rear cause Steve's their boyfriend

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

dan’s therapist found out he was starting youtube again and went out to buy a bloody lamborghini

[@eunicesea]

"nobody washes their feet" feeling uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this household

[@mackthompson616]

??? i can’t reach that far down

[@befumms]

@@mackthompson616 lift your foot?

[@FranktheSkeleton]

@@mackthompson616 sit down and criss cross apple sauce?

[@thornprick2645]

Very upset

[@sky3825]

At least he folds the toilet paper

[@rafiabintaali8530]

Love how Dan treats us like his houseplants. Sprinkles us with some content every blue moon and then fucks off for days and then comes back to sprinkle us again.

[@mharrison8161]

Everyone thought Dan was small because his videos were recorded with a downward angle. Suddenly looking up at 6’3” man you’ve been looking down at for years is surprising. It’s hilarious how there’s often the most mundane reason for something that can torment someone for years.

[@dreameroftheblue]

exactly this; it already feels funny seeing the legs of someone you exclusively see from torso up, skyscraper heights just add to the mix lol

[@rebeccalewis195]

dan accidentally saying c*nt instead of stunts made me cry laugh. his reaction was so funny.

[@sjkitty]

I thought he was trying to say “content” not stunt

[@Keeley_M]

what is the time stamp? I have terrible focus and don’t remember that

[@mere_serendipity8275]

@@sjkitty maybe he tried to say both and ended up combining lol

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

1:00

[@Hugo_Valentine]

Dan reading a comment calling him a bottom and submissive: DO I GIVE OFF THAT ENERGY Dan reading a comment calling him “tough”: DO I GIVE OFF THAT ENERGY Too hard to please this mans.

[@hq4287]

Simple solution: power bottom

[@parallel4]

Hey, no one ever said anything about being submissive. Maybe they're all saying he's a powerbottom

[@alanafalana]

@@hq4287 facts

[@alanafalana]

him liking this comment LMFAO

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

Solution: soft top

[@kakonthebed]

dan came back to the internet and decided to simultaneously give it way too much information on his personal life and very very little

[@totalweirdo8538]

As per

[@MaeWoodland]

i cannot belive dan just tried to gaslight us into thinking we all don't wash our feet. it's just you dan, just you.

[@abigaildelgado.]

Exactly

[@marionesparteiro1954]

no one I talked abt this wish washes their feet 😭

[@KieraFaith]

I also do not

[@sarahdavis3455]

I was hoping someone commented this just so I could pop in and say I DO wash my feet in the shower

[@dessabear]

So real 😭 I wash my feet lmfaooooo

[@anagha5488]

The only assumption I’m absolutely sure about is Dan owning a fursuit

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

No, because they are too bulky. Pay attention

[@mattkirby1089]

Okay but those cost over 2000 bucks and you think he would just keep that in hiding??? That’s kind of a dumb assumption

[@SouthBeefTow]

Me too

[@MeowingCookie_]

He’s definitely worn one tho

[@luchts4547]

Didn't he have a dinosaur one from a cereal sponsorship? Does that count?

[@crazziii_]

Dan exposing himself as someone who doesn't wash their feet has ruined my childhood.

[@arthallea]

the only time in my life i didn't was when i was super depressed and so tired and feeling horrible about myself that i only wanted to stay in the shower long enough to get decently clean. admist typing this though i realized that may actually be why he doesn't... oops 😭

[@bruhsuke9039]

who washes their feet though??? 🤨🤨

[@crazziii_]

@@bruhsuke9039 clean people

[@justinhamilton8647]

@@bruhsuke9039 me???? Who wants smelly feet??? Do you just splash them around in your bath water and call it a day?

[@minimongoose]

@@bruhsuke9039 I do! I want to feel clean in my socks after a shower

[@absolutelycukoo]

Dan: Literally says he’s versatile in his coming out video Internet: BOTTOM!!

[@KSA-xl5zk]

Dan: Literally says he’s gay in his coming out video, "basically, I'm gay" Internet: GAY

[@chickenskink1]

He literally said it in his "Basically I'm Gay" video too, like cmon guys pay attention

[@Jessiepinkman400]

@@KSA-xl5zk "the floor is a made out of floor"

[@annaphelan635]

I’m glad we fill your emotional hole Dan.

[@randomtrucks]

"if you could read other people's thoughts, would you? of course you would" NO DANIEL I WOULDN'T, my OWN thoughts (about myself & others) are already irrational and toxic and can't be taken seriously so I would rather lie down on some train tracks than seize this opportunity thank you

[@wa6488]

SAME I DON'T WANT ANYMORE PARANOIA AND TURMOIL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[@_bebeboudeur_]

and people wonder why Edward Cullen was fucking depressed like, of course he is !

[@Lewis_McCartney]

​@@_bebeboudeur_ you somehow brought this around to twilight and I greatly respect you for that 💅🙏 Also yeah, he's been like 17 for a hundred years(?) No wonder he is so messed up bruh.

[@eliontheinternet3298]

Dan, in the kindest way possible: you absolutely have short king energy.

[@________8897]

ong

[@ElpSmith]

Isn’t he tall af though?

[@eliontheinternet3298]

@@ElpSmith yep. he just has short vibes.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Nah more like emo power bottom vibes

[@Annieshauntedhauls]

I think he gives off tall vibes! Tall emo boi vibes

[@jaysgreenbeans2163]

My assumption: he probably has a guitar sitting in his room that he never bothered learning how to play

[@rwolfheart6580]

Doesn't everyone

[@jaysgreenbeans2163]

@@rwolfheart6580 I may or may not have drawn inspiration from myself

[@nicolenishimori2033]

he definitely got it as a teenager/young adult and wanted to be matt bellamy but never bothered with it

[@secretlybees]

I don't know about this one, since he has a keyboard and plays piano. I think Phil would be more likely to get a guitar and do that

[@nicolenishimori2033]

@@secretlybees i guess it depends on the person, i play piano too but i also just have a guitar sitting in my room😂

[@mikalachildress7345]

Dan: why does everyone think I'm a bottom? Also dan: I would like someone to chain me to a wall and throw things at me.....

[@thedynamicclown]

dan: "im not a bottom" also dan: "if someone came behind me as I dropped the soap I wouldn't mind" ???

[@ledacisne7610]

He did say he was versatile !

[@DragonicCherry]

Versatile king

[@RioRav]

Also wanting to be thrown against a wall 🤔

[@whythenumber]

Verse

[@emmaphant02]

Was waiting for this comment XD

[@edenfarar]

dan admitting that he doesn’t wash his feet is probably the most disturbing part of this video

[@ciupenhauer]

We really need to adress this. Im scared about how many out there do it too

[@justwanttomakeaplaylist5345]

He’s too tall he’s probably scared of falling

[@avigails8438]

Yeah who doesn’t wash their feet? Just gross

[@luvcherry]

for real i gasped

[@nirbanana013]

LMFOAOOOOOOOSOAOO

[@55cammie]

Dan: “Do you bend over and wash your feet when you’re showering?” Me: “Yeah, I actually do” Dan: “No, you don’t” Me: “Yes, I do” Dan: “No, you don’t” Me: “Yes, I do” Dan: “No, you d-“ Me: “Yes, I-“ Dan: “Shut the fuck up!” Me: “ope. okay”

[@analisaandthelobbyist]

LITERALLY ME

[@totalweirdo8538]

Why do you bend over? This was my biggest confusion with Dan's comment too, have you people not discovered knees?

[@killme6715]

To be fair I don't bend over, I crouch

[@ElpSmith]

I don’t bend over but I wash my feet

[@louvelvet]

i lift my feet up????

[@MilaFitos]

i lowkey thought we will only get a dystopia daily video like once every two months, this is a pleasant surprise

[@sorayasdiary]

me too!! i’m so happy we’re getting so much content :)

[@alanafalana]

^^^

[@TotorosUmbrellas]

Dan is for sure the type of person that makes a lot of jokes during therapy sessions

[@wendysmith3783]

hahahahahahahahaha

[@themagicalllama8514]

I can blame him then for me doing that (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[@layleezaara]

when I was 11 I started watching Dan and throughout my early teen years, he has always given me so much happiness, peace and hope. here I am, turning 18 in 2 months, still watching Daniel Howell. thank you, Dan. for everything.

[@ianjacobusdutoit6693]

similar

[@marmottrash]

same here but i started watched dan and phil when i was 13. im 21 now! 😊 they’ll never know it but they saved me in my teens. i struggled a lot at home and school and mentally so having their channels to escape and laugh with helped tons!

[@claireatkinson]

*Gets offended at being called a bottom* 2 mins later: *asks to be chained to a wall and have objects thrown at his head*

[@Max24871]

dom/switch/sub and top/vers/bottom aren't talking about the same thing and shouldn't be treated as such

[@lisa_vxng]

dan: im gonna just make this an easy, reaction-type video also dan: drops a philosophical rant on the brains mechanisms about judgment first

[@lisa_vxng]

oh hi there, hope you know we love you for those😘 (and I can't say anything here, I wrote a whole paper on that last semester)

[@thatjedifromgallifrey6663]

"You secretly miss the Danisnotonfire branding" the way I still have the Dan and Phil shirt I got as a Christmas gift back when he was still Danisnotonfire💀 I haven't worn it since I was 14 (I'm abt to be 21 in December) but I feel like I can't get rid of it now because it's ✨vintage✨

[@olivegraham9002]

"If someone wants to chain me to a wall and throw things at my head, id like that" thanks dan

[@bbhowie139]

“sometimes!” ;>

[@Elix90]

@@bbhowie139 The "sometimes" is key!

[@withinsanityy]

Yes, because that's what BDSM is

[@pareidolist]

So that's what was going on with that Interactive Introverts segment

[@HomosapienNo94628]

I'm surprised that no one made an assumption about how at one point he probably had a secret wattpad account which he used to read phanfics about himself

[@bubblegumbunny]

dan: why is everyone saying i exude bottom energy also dan: can someone chain me to a wall and throw things at my head

[@greengrasse120]

^

[@novak4082]

that's sub energy not bottom energy.. a lot of people get those two confused.

[@bubblegumbunny]

@@novak4082 i know, i'm active in the bdsm scene, but it was a funny joke jdjfdhfhdhfdf

[@corrinabarnett8226]

@@novak4082 what about when he said if someone took him from behind when he drops the soap he wouldn't mind? 😂

[@novak4082]

@@bubblegumbunny lmao fair enough 😅

[@amiraitallouache4377]

In what world does Dan Howell give off smol energy??? He's literally the human embodiment of tall awkward baby giraffe energy

[@Elix90]

This is correct. I don't think a person can be as tall and gangly as his energy is to me.

[@amiraitallouache4377]

@alexeeva did you get that from a fortune cookie? 😂

[@Me_23_at_U]

“Smol” it’s 2022

[@amiraitallouache4377]

@alexeeva not when they talk

[@reesev3425]

@@Me_23_at_U LITERALLY

[@poggerstv2145]

My assumption was that if he ever returned it would be as a story time youtuber. I mean some of the most viewed videos on the channel are mostly story time ones. Dan telling a story is the most engaging and hilarious thing. That's why no matter what he does, could literally paint a wall in a video for 3 hours, people will still watch. So long as he's being himself because Dan is such a naturally funny and entertaining person, without having to try.

[@thehoelybleach5725]

How long do y’all think it’s gonna take for Dan to realize that we will literally watch anything he posts regardless of quality because we like him as person

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Another 11 years

[@Ringingalong7008]

No bc it's been this long I think he needs more therapy visits, remember, it's not us, it's him 😂😅

[@kissjess]

TOO MF LONG

[@CarmiMia]

The combination of "I'm not a bottom" and the soap statement is just *chef's kiss*

[@alanafalana]

LIKE

[@Max24871]

He said he's vers multiple times including in this video. Of course he'd also enjoy that, why wouldn't he?

[@sp00kyprincessxo]

I share Dan's sentiments on children only being manageable in montage form XD

[@dolphinsrwild2955]

Just hearing him talk takes me back to childhood and i cant help smiling while watching

[@lianapanetta477]

Same 🥺💜

[@moon8406]

For me is my teens but same

[@karissaleecarleton8402]

yessss me too I needed this for sure

[@austinmckenna6912]

Dan is always funny. Also apparently everyone either thinks he’s an alpha or a beta and there’s no in between.

[@danielhowell]

i'm just on that sigma grindset

[@nealbrook4226]

I think a sizable number of people think he’s an omega

[@themousoleum]

@@nealbrook4226 BESTIE THE NOISE I MADE 😂😭

[@hnktbt]

@@nealbrook4226 he is an omega

[@rubyjackson6861]

We can settle this statistically with an ao3 tags breakdown I'm sure

[@wackywoohoopizzaman7218]

the people weren't ready for dystopia daily, but I was... I was.

[@alikafueller2349]

Pulling the phone out of the skeleton’s pelvis was a beautiful way to start reading the assumptions

[@forrrest9284]

There is no way this man just admitted to not washing his feet and using bar soap in the same sentence

[@arthallea]

WAS THINKING THIS TOO

[@antonizajkowski9698]

bar soap is superior

[@j_fenrir]

bar soap superior

[@doctorwholover1012]

What's wrong with bar soap? Y'all over here paying for body wash that's like 70% water meanwhile my triple milled bar is on its 3rd month of use bc she isn't a QUITTER 🤣

[@shelbylucero3460]

Lol I use bar soap to! And people really wash their feet? Lol i thought most people let the soap run down their body and it touches the feet therefore, feet are clean lol

[@Olivia3641]

“And if someone comes up from behind me, I’d enjoy that!” -Dan Howell, 2022

[@chloejohnston5359]

okay but the fact his phone's brightness is all the way down is unbelievably relatable and also unbelievably Dan

[@madisonchapman2369]

Assumption: Every time Dan says that he hates Phil, he has to then go home and constantly reassure him that he doesn't hate him.

[@maddie4347]

lmao for sure not

[@longlivethegays]

Lol do you think phil gives a shit about him saying that. I just told my best friend she should choke. Im sure she did not think i meant it

[@starsalight]

Nah, he just writes notes reminding Phil to not eat glue, pays half the mortgage, and doesn't put a lock on the cereal cabinet.

[@Vanda-il9ul]

I guess Phil just ignores his words from videos and takes real life as a compass. (And if video about texting is something to go by, he just knows when Dan needs to vent and when he is serious. As normal people after some time together know.)

[@pareidolist]

People forget the early DNPG games where Dan was constantly saying "I hate you" and Phil just rolled his eyes

[@sammierock5441]

The boldness of Dan leaving in the usernames

[@secretforreddit]

Didn't have "Dan Howell returns to posting regularly" on my 2022 bingo card, but you know, I also didn't have "flee a country I moved to due to a war" and "get majorly burgled" on that card and those things have happened, too. This is a much better surprise than those.

[@elwingsmith7352]

Lots of strength to you, I hope you will see better days !

[@abbyrose7161]

"I'm not gonna address the bottom ones" 2 minutes later: basically says he would enjoy being a bottom

[@vanessabadlose5802]

multiple times even lmao

[@withinsanityy]

He did say he was versatile

[@crossenmorgan]

Literally saying he wants to be chained up

[@annaborkowska273]

literally all I have to say is that these videos bring me way back like 10 years in the best way possible. I'm just so warm when I watch these.

[@D1GItAL_CVTS]

The Queen couldn't handle Dan uploading regular content

[@librarianmissmelissa]

Honestly, my favorite content is 100% when you look like you're having fun. Like in some of the danandphilgames videos where y'all're just messing around. Not to be corny, but it brings me joy to see other people happy!

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Same! Danandphilgames are my comfort videos lol

[@SpicyBeccaSaylor]

Just gotta say… I genuinely miss having this much Daniel content - I can’t define why other than he takes me back to when life used to be less *theworldisendingeveryday*

[@aznfangrl612]

I like the dynamic talking to people behind the cameras, feels super genuine

[@Kiara_Wrestler]

Agree

[@thisismissdark5106]

I'm going to be honest: my only assumption about Dan is that I could invite him over for pizza and Netflix and he wouldn't talk over the show the whole time like some people I've dealt with have.

[@marisolmartinez4159]

I am this person. I deeply apologize. This is why I use subtitles 🥲

[@justme-et3sr]

I know I'm annoying when I do that. I don't do it in cinema because I try my best to hold it in, but just hanging out with friends or family, I will talk over the show. Just because I analyse it and have comments about some scenes and sometimes it's legit hard for me to not speak these things out loud

[@garbomode29]

@@justme-et3sr samee that's why i'mm watching it with people to Talk About It

[@imuniquefangirl]

Why is watching Dan have a mental crisis over his fans calling him a bottom (and sub) so entertaining to me

[@bbhowie139]

daniel, it is so heartwarming to see you create the way that you want to. having a deeply thoughtful mind often means becoming trapped in the cycle of seeking perfection to the point that one self-isolates and i’m just so glad that you are pushing through this. we are here for everything you want to give, everything you are, and everything you’ve already given. thanks for making us feel less alone.

[@thePinkKitty3]

I think your anxious and philosophical nature and overall kindness makes people believe you're a sub

[@louvelvet]

and the whining...

[@reharm_reality]

Feeling incredibly called out by both of you rn

[@Vanda-il9ul]

Well, I do not think about it. Why is it important?

[@fairywithluv2502]

i feel attacked pls

[@pamelaroseheatener2212]

I mean he said he wants to be chained to a wall so def sub but that doesnt always mean bottom does it

[@babyanimals3777]

I laughed & laughed at this video, not at the horrible assumptions but at your responses, because on the flip side I can relate, especially with being said “hello” to by someone you REALLY don’t want to interact with, big fucking feels. Love that you’re back. I missed your content so much

[@waLANAngiba]

the first few seconds mentioned gay and bottom numerous times plus even a fur suit, yep this is another one hell of a ride of a video 🍵

[@lisa_vxng]

ok but the intro alone and yep,, these already seem accurate in every way of representating you and this fandom

[@BurningheartofSILVER]

8:39 I forgot that Dan was literally the cutest baby child to have ever walked this planet 😍😍😍

[@sami__samm]

Daniel has returned once again! He kept his promise!

[@shinkamui]

he is a moderately changed man/goblin/construct

[@herecomesmarcy]

Dan: if I told you, you could read the real thoughts of everyone in your life, would you? Me: fuck no Dan: of course you would!

[@sammiesanders1965]

Ive genuinely choked on my drink when he said "and if someone just happens to come behind me"

[@gracehopps6267]

dan saying he'd like someone to chain him to a wall and throw things at him when that's literally what this entire video was

[@ExistentialIdiot]

Absolutely underrated comment

[@andrienaline]

"i want someone to chain me to a wall and throw something at my head" my brother in christ was that not a whole interactive introverts segment

[@jadelily3428]

I was thinking this too 🤨

[@_emily_887]

PLEASE keep uploading, I feel like everyone really missed this

[@real_lampcap]

Dan said he doesn't own a fur suit bc they are too bulky. He never said he wasnt one. Dan's a furry confirmed.

[@thecinematicmind]

Especially mentioning Crash Bandicoot.

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

He also said he’d like a murrsuit. I expected Dan to be a furry, but that bit got me feeling like a scandalized Victorian lady fanning herself.

[@longlivethegays]

I think this goes on the list of the "we will never know" things

[@i.contact4541]

He talked about how he's a furry openly in his new ranking childhood crushes video

[@i.contact4541]

@@longlivethegays no he admits it often now

[@maribelsystem3803]

Dan this is so important I need you to see this. I, in fact, do wash my feet in the shower

[@monmochang]

literally so happy to see Dan's content, can't believe it's literally been 10 years of me watching his videos

[@pond2868]

Already laughing at the title... ...its been a long week, thanks for the pickup chaos, dan

[@charityh2980]

no cause i just got out of the psych ward and this is the pickup i needed

[@catherine906]

aww i love jodie whittaker as the doctor sm

[@pond2868]

@@catherine906 absolutely ! Always happy to meet other 13 fans as I absolutely adore her as the doctor, am not ready to see her go. Have an amazing weekend 💙

[@Volgotha]

Dan admitting he wants a murrsuit is everything honestly

[@RukoHanaji]

Gotta say, that surprised me a bit.

[@Christina_miaa]

I’ve been watching you since I was a teenager and I just want to say thankyou for coming back because you did, and continue to bring me so much joy even on the hard days

[@ghosting17]

It makes me feel rlly alone when people say no one washes their feet or legs in shower. Am i the only human being that does?

[@inkandcaffeine]

lol i do! dripping soapy water aint cleaning anything

[@alenyaus]

I actually have a specific scrubbing brush for the act of washing feet. I am appalled at some people's lack of dedication to hygiene. You are valid~

[@allebasi]

No, you're not. I scrub my feet every day when I shower. I'm actually surprised that people do not.

[@ghosting17]

Ahh im gladd, and yes i didnt even know some, or most??, people didn't until recently

[@arthurteddy91]

Lol I definitely wash my feet...

[@Prettyshortmama]

“Who washes their feet” Me: *watching this in the shower literally washing my feet as that gets said* GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM DAN

[@FTLOBOOKS]

The “mate you think I started strong?” Finished me off 😂

[@granthorrocks]

i love how these are edited and just the overall vibes in these dystopia daily videos,, its literally the perfect sense of humour

[@brie]

dan will never beat the bottom allegations

[@princessofredroses]

I am in tears. I love seeing Dan so free and unhinged. 😂❤

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

Alternative video title: Dan getting progressively more angry in the span of 15 minutes

[@Pikachord]

Went to see Dan on tour today and honestly it was amazing. No spoilers, but I laughed and I cried a lot. I felt like a teenager again, back when I saw Butterfingers come up on the KZbin homepage maybe two days after it was posted and I just want to thank Dan for staying with us all these years while we all embrace the void and again, thanking him for bringing some joy in this mediocre 25 year old’s life like he did years and years ago. Thank you for still bringing joy to people who have been with you since the beginning or those who joined your community today ❤ we love you so much

[@niahilt7836]

I’m so jealous the show I was going to was cancelled

[@alexlikesgoats]

Hi, fursuit maker here! There are definitely slimmer fitting fursuits and heads with moving jaws and "use your own eyes" style (they have actual eye holes for ur eyes instead of plastic fake eyes). Off the top of my head Magpiebones makes some great "slim fitting" fursuits with eyeholes. There's other makers that also use stretchy minky/faux fur to create a more skin tight look too! Even with paws there's sock paws, which are exactly what they sound like and they fit like a sock.

[@val5431]

i just learned so much by this comment, hope dan sees this!

[@RebeDrawsStuff]

The Waitrose one made me laugh so hard. The 1st time I had the chance to go to the closest one I had near my student accommodation, my eyes almost bled after checking out the prices. No wonder why some people joke about going to Waitrose, buying a couple of items and ending up paying loans. So yeah, I have to agree with you Dan. ASDA (and sometimes Tesco) all the way, even if I had to walk way more carrying all my groceries. I wish I could have had the chance to go to a LIDL but the store was in the freaking middle of a highway and you could only get there with a car. Greetings from Mexico, the country in which I can still pay for a bus ride with all my groceries.

[@Liltinasmile]

I live 5 minutes away from both an aldi and a lidl and I feel blessed

[@RebeDrawsStuff]

@@Liltinasmile Honey you ARE blessed always.

[@piecesofgold1086]

the visceral offence he took at being accused of shopping at waitrose 😭

[@sam-ux7ho]

i am absolutley LOVING this new content you are thriving king, this was hilarious

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I'm already sorry for whatever people sent him lol