Reacting to Your Assumptions About Me...

You assumed some stuff about me and I come clean about my secret wife Lorraine
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[@AmazingPhil]

Thanks

[@AmazingPhil]

ur welcome phil

[@imsoboredhahaha]

@@AmazingPhil hey Philly cheesesteak

[@ellie7115]

BYE

[@laurathedad]

@@AmazingPhil HELP

[@starryeyedgirls_]

@@AmazingPhil why are you like this

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

“Your boobs were so… firm” Phil really is the Captain Holt of KZbin

[@andlesma208]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!

[@tiakhanna2192]

I'm so glad other people thought of this! I thought I'd seen B99 too much

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

@@tiakhanna2192 There’s no such thing as too much B99! 😁

[@soupdayonthetrack]

YOURE SO RIGHT AND I CANT UNSEE IT NOW

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Lol true

[@TamyM]

I love how editing Phil has a completely different vibe to filming Phil. Like editing Phil looks like he needs at least three cups of coffee while filming Phil shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a coffee machine lmfao

[@sssophie9292]

I don't know why editing phil seems more grown up, and philming phil has more youthful vibes

[@exogenesus6841]

My brain: philming phil

[@_gremlinboy]

@@sssophie9292 glasses and eye bags do wonders I suppose

[@TamyM]

@@_gremlinboy something I like to call "depressed college student chic"

[@sssophie9292]

@@_gremlinboy I must look super grown up then 😂

[@ThomasSanders]

Thanks Phil!! - Your friend, Phil.

[@imadoor2205]

Yooo hey Thomas 👋

[@selaphii1198]

Cute friendship ✌🏻

[@Jess-sb2nj]

Can't believe he didn't DM you to ask about Disney gay...

[@purplecrayonismine2585]

Ooh hi Thomas!

[@Notachanze]

AHH THOMAS 😅

[@jotalina]

The wife rumor never gets old. At this point Phil is being married like 4 times already lmao

[@corvinephan9807]

oh hello there, phandom icon jotalina. good to find you out in the wild sdfghj

[@_gremlinboy]

Phil is secretly straight and polygamous, when he finally comes clean we'll all have to subscribe to all his wives

[@jotalina]

@@corvinephan9807 hello 👋🏼 😊

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

It’s been years since I’ve first heard the rumor and it’s still funny to me

[@ihathtelekinesis]

You’ve got to feel sorry for Sabrina and Janice.

[@gauris6582]

i can already see dan cracking his knuckles and getting ready to throw the pig out all over again

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Lmao

[@marissa7085]

As if phil wouldn't manifest one afterwards

[@elle_rose_xx]

Wish I was that pig then ;(

[@lisa_vxng]

not even 10 seconds in and we can see that phils english lit degree is still... going strong

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Burn your heart broken down and the other way

[@jocelynr5226]

word, let's educate... you and I LMAOOO

[@elissathechattyone]

it was english language and linguistics bro

[@insertcreativenamehere8104]

That’s what I was thinking lol

[@sssophie9292]

@@elissathechattyone English -language and- li-nguis-t-ics It's in there somewhere!

[@mariereadsbooks]

Dan is exactly the kind of person who would take up aquascaping.

[@Roozyj]

I really want to see his aquariums now

[@sbe07023]

yes and the dedication!!

[@user-sg3im7rt2j]

I love how editing Phil looks like a mature, dreaded dad and recording Phil looks like his hyper energetic child who runs on three cans of monster and gummy bears

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Editing Phil looks like philming Phil's stressed dad! That sounded wierd.

[@kirbyazra]

“i’m a terrible actor” *flashbacks to kyle the american*

[@shiroi201]

Or an even older flashback of snowdude😆

[@blackgirlmagicc]

Ahh “back in my day” Phil convinced us he was secretly American I’ll go get my walker now

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

My flashback was to Phil the Angry Newspaper Husband in PJ’s Forever Train short.

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Lmao

[@mysterysunfurled]

I had flashbacks to Jonathan, remember him?

[@itsrainbow123]

I love that louise is in on everyone encouraging dan and phil to get a dog

[@junohoppe]

love her

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear rai

[@itsrainbow123]

OH SHIT I GOT A HEART THANKS PHIL!!!

[@junohoppe]

@@itsrainbow123 OH SHIT YOU DID

[@isitlina]

it’s nice to see that they still stay in touch tbh

[@sebastianandersson554]

Phil: professional youtuber of the last 15 years Also Phil: forgets to film an ending and has to do so whilst editing his mistake Absolute legend. One cans’t only staneth.

[@dandelionrain]

why did i read this originally as only stans 😭✋

[@helenalleite3295]

“ maybe a gay video game night” Just say dan and phil games sweetie, it’s ok

[@laurathedad]

phil donating to himself is so funny omg

[@tiffanyb5435]

gotta get dem 2 euros to start things out

[@gertrudesuzan9253]

I didn't catch that, when did Phil donate to himself?

[@erazn9077]

@@gertrudesuzan9253 the pinned comment lol

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Phil: 'I don't know how to English' also Phil: has an English language and linguistics degree

[@brittanyfizzy]

honestly this is me, I also have an English degree and I also don't know how to English 😂

[@whovian108]

n yet he pronounces assume ashume

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

@@whovian108 because that’s how it’s pronounced… america isn’t the only country and is certainly not the country that created the english language

[@YouTube]

Send our love to Lorraine...🤪

[@hippiesaffie]

PLS-

[@ratman5180]

huh????

[@layb1426]

Why does it say KZbin joined KZbin 51 years ago

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

oh hi KZbin. HOW DID YOU JOIN 51 YEARS AGO - IT WASN'T INVENTED YET WAS IT???

[@mysterysunfurled]

How the heck did you join 51 years ago...

[@zephyr3693]

Phil and his “wife” must be celebrating their 10th anniversary by now or something 😂

[@fireafire]

I love your profile picture wtf

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I think the wife rumour was one of the funniest things that has always happened in the phandom

[@wr17ful]

No because I remember in the London flat they was really like "THEY BOTH HAVE SECRET GIRLFRIENDS"

[@MirianRodrigues483]

@@wr17ful don't forget Phil was a dad as well

[@wr17ful]

@@MirianRodrigues483 OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ONE. Wasn't there one that they had like secretly adopted a child together???

[@wr17ful]

And the reason they didn't show us the room with all the boxes was because it was actually her room because they had theorized it was a girl

[@biamonster71]

Omg I remember Janice akhajshajaiajha

[@PuppetOnions]

I feel like Phil should get the pig a friend, he seems a tad bit lonely on that pedestal all by himself, perhaps a mini piglet. I’m sure Dan would love it

[@nyxmoon2054]

Yes and hi fellow Unus Annus cultist 🤗

[@PuppetOnions]

@@nyxmoon2054 Ah yes, hello, Memento Mori

[@nyxmoon2054]

@@PuppetOnions Memento Mori ⏳

[@emberkley6135]

a tiny bear would be better lol

[@airabelle]

i am OBSESSED with the way you edit your videos!! glad to see your postproduction degree is coming in very handy in creating pure chaos on the internet

[@emilymcninch]

I agree! I watch other KZbinrs and think about how they could have edited it a certain way and I really think that’s because phil puts so much time into his editing and never misses the chance to boost a joke with his edits!!

[@airabelle]

@@emilymcninch exactly! phil already has a talent in making everything sound so much fun and interesting but the bits of texts and effects he sprinkles into his videos really bring it all together which makes them always enjoying to watch!! :]

[@music2012pink]

Definitely better than is English and linguistics degree

[@Jiihariial]

im so jealous that youre actually making use of your film training

[@MintyUnicorns]

Phil, even with therapy I still don't answer my phone. Phone avoidance solidarity

[@ollie9808]

I have in fact declined calls from my therapist on accident so I’m with you there

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

When I was on the waiting list for a therapist, I had to wait for them to call me for an appointment. This meant that I spent weeks extremely anxious waiting for a phonecall that could happen at any moment, while the idea of phonecalls already scared me. I'd really like to know who came up with that system, because out of all people, therapists really should know better than to expect anxious people to pick up their phones

[@kais3297]

last summer all my therapy appointments were online so i had to have the camera turned on. first time i pretended my camera didnt work and the second time i froze for 15 minutes from anxiety. i then just stopped going

[@SingingHisMercy]

@@Alicia-zf3nq thanks for sharing your experience! I’m sorry this happened. I am in training right now to become a licensed therapist and I will definitely keep this in mind when scheduling new patients. Would it have worked better if they said they could email you when something was available? Just wondering what would be easiest so I can make sure to not add extra anxiety to the process for future clients!

[@kodschiec5614]

@@Alicia-zf3nq My hope is that everything will be all text soon

[@moonIion]

“You probably say yellow when you answer the phone.” Phil: *bold* of you to assume i answer the phone

[@gaxalee7392]

This one was absolutely me. Phil is such a mood.

[@loyael]

Whenever I answer the phone or make a call, people are always so scared lmao like "what's happening ? is everything alright ?"

[@RA-fw5yc]

Blue of you to assume I answer the phone. FTFY

[@penceypeach7178]

hearing him say that he's the same person on camera as he is in real life is awesome... I once met some people who worked with them on the interactive introverts tour and they had told me "what you see is what you get" which makes me so happy

[@masonthejar8890]

10/10 demonic looking yet as beautiful as an angel gerard pfp my eyes were blessed thank you friend 😌

[@mossman15]

Phil talking about not wanting to go to therapy even though he has anxiety is maybe the single most humanizing thing he's put on the internet and I feel lots of ways about it. But also him calling Thomas Sanders a very sexy man is my favorite part of this video, he spits facts and facts alone

[@P0mel0Z]

that sofa is one of the best design choices you’ve shown us so far.

[@Spacey_Mad]

Phil calling Thomas Sanders a sexy man, welp, my life is complete

[@Emily-un1wp]

lol they're both great, what an epic crossover

[@Crabby-Abby]

Definitely see a therapist!!! It for real makes your life so much better. Even if you're like "idk my life is pretty great" I promise you, getting a therapist you jive with will make it 10x better. It's so helpful to have someone whose job it is to just listen to you and help you be the best you that you can be.

[@merrybright5732]

It makes some people’s lives better, not the best for everyone. Definitely worth trying but I feel like people try to prescribe therapy too universally

[@Crabby-Abby]

@@merrybright5732 fair!

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

Alternatively, for everyone that can't see a therapist for reasons, read Dan's book! The information and exercises in You Will Get Through This Night are very similar to what my therapist discusses with me. Obviously, my therapist is better at giving support for my specific situation, but Dan's book has taught me a lot of helpful skills to manage my mental health even when I didn't even know I was struggling with those particular issues

[@babycakelings]

@@merrybright5732 it is the best for everyone actually. I am yet to meet one person who put effort into therapy who did not get any benefit back. You just have to find the right therapist and you’ll also have to work with them. I’m not saying it’s easy, but it is definitely possible for everyone to get better with the help of a therapist.

[@babycakelings]

@@Alicia-zf3nq yes this, I haven’t read it fully. But everything I’ve read from it is exactly the type of thing good therapists say.

[@elizas7692]

Not at all saying this is why, but my mother had undiagnosed bad anxiety, and would shake and get dizzy all the time. once she got a therapist those things slowly went away. Just sharing a happy therapy story for anyone wondering if they should get one✨

[@noise-addiction]

Dan wanting Phil to see a therapist makes me happy idk why

[@lelem1052]

Because he obviously cares about him so much 🥰 and understands him

[@cassidyschramm2884]

4:35 Another name idea for your second fish! In Ancient Rome the first child would be named something like “Quintus” and the second child would be named something like “Anti-Quintus”, which means “Not Quintus”. Maybe you could name your second fish “Anti-Norman” :D

[@peggleblastlover]

the fact he still edits the same way he did in like 2013/15 literally fills me with so much happiness oh my god

[@oliviarose9352]

“Your boobs are so… firm” - that gave me such Captain Holt vibes 😭🤚

[@liamkim7506]

_omg that's why it seemed familiar_

[@brendon2289]

love how you have a cactus cushion, hopefully this one won’t die!

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Bruni was the only person that had to

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

The vibes in this were just Impeccable™ The Philverse is forever my comfort place.

[@shae7570]

phil is aging incredibly well what a cutie

[@real_lampcap]

"Your boobs were so...firm." Oml. Well at least we know that one's not true 😩

[@yuvalkonas4217]

Straight holt vibes

[@beetosbeef]

@@yuvalkonas4217 yes weighty breasts

[@theoriginal1971]

Phil’s straightsona is a boob guy

[@littlesonjamonster]

Okay but now I want to see a video where Dan is crafting the fishtank.

[@Sentientmatter8]

Phil conversing with Phil across different times is classic AP and I'm here for it.

[@gabx192]

"How dare you assume I answer the phone" *MOOD* Phil, mood

[@cowboyrealness]

im so glad to hear dan got a new pretentious hobby

[@tasdefeuilles]

Omg I wish Dan would film and show us the aquascaping process, I think it’s so cool and fascinating 🤩

[@the.rest.is.confetti]

Same!!

[@ashleypanousis9626]

+

[@gggthsb]

Might defeat the purpose though. A lot of people do that as a form of stress relieve, him filming it and editing it, needing it to look perfect for the camera etc. might make it too anxiety inducing instead of relaxing. I'd like to see a picture of it though.

[@m00nrac00n]

I actually LOVE when KZbinrs edit their own videos. Pop off Tech Genius.

[@KillerQueenKim]

"Are you assuming I answer the phone?" That's such a mood.

[@Jess-uk8bn]

Hope you're doing well today Phil, Dan as well! You both are such amazing people :)

[@norysnorys7185]

The truth is Phil is such a great actor he convinced us that he is actually a not so great actor so that we wouldn’t find out about his double life

[@lienbackx2572]

i hope that phil never stops wearing his videos himself bc he has such an amazing way of editing i don't really know what it is but it's just see him idk I just really like his editing :)

[@crystalwolcott4744]

think you made a typo friend

[@lienbackx2572]

@@crystalwolcott4744 lmao i only noticed now, it's supposed to say editing, not wearing

[@willowdragon]

1:24 the ad interruption was perfect "you see a therapist" "WUT-" ~✨swimwear✨~

[@taylerhumphreys4727]

Can we just talk about how impressive that catch was? Like Phil actually caught his phone!

[@macularius]

I'm sure Editing Phil could tell you how many takes he had to cut out where he dropped it

[@emilymcninch]

More impressive was the lack of high pitched scream while catching it

[@Lil_legend217]

phil 'this is your ending' me, high af 'well that got dark real effin quick'

[@courtneymichelle7597]

yuhhh i felt that

[@TextingBiz]

*“Be honest who else is a few hours late”😂*

[@angelmckenna8866]

Meee!

[@Jiareirda]

17 hours to be exact

[@madameevycat]

Not even 30 seconds in and we’ve already been mildly Rick-Rolled… nice one, Phil 👨🏻‍🦰🎶😂

[@Emily-un1wp]

I missed that part 😂

[@datsvewynice]

dan is such a posh prick i love him so much

[@camillej4223]

Don't we all 🥺🥺😂❤

[@rish4707]

us, theorising all possible off camera phil plans: maybe its a dog, or a show phil: so i am basically about to Die

[@martha7157]

Phil forgot to record an ending because he started googling cute monotremes 😂

[@Kbriggs94]

I haven't checked out Dan or Phil in years... Phil you've grown so much ❤️

[@jessicaann9524]

hi viewers hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourselves

[@nadis2994]

Thank you! Same here

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Gunmen were a good woman and she

[@thatonetrumpet205]

same to you

[@crowley0064]

u too :]]

[@sammyjaddyy8003]

Tf

[@samaphone12]

i’ve never clicked on somthing so fast. i was like YAY PHIL!!!!!!!

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Bodum has to do with u and the first time

[@RobbieDaCoolest1000]

Same

[@marysside4417]

yaaay, we're hereee, wooohooo

[@mollysministuff]

Oh, wow, Dan's doing aquascaping? That's so cool, a little too intense for me, but I only have one tank right now and might have another in the future. :)

[@EmilyJayne16]

"Are you assuming I answer the phone" is honestly such a mood 😂

[@naomij8110]

Love that the secret wife and kids conspiracy is still going strong lol

[@lyra9988]

Everyone but the person spreading the rumor knows he’s really gay.

[@noise-addiction]

I miss the beginning of the video "hey guys" Phil why'd u stop doing it 😭

[@winsomejester67]

I DIDNT REALIZE OMG

[@grapefruitturtle]

he reached his hey guys quota

[@Emily-un1wp]

Oh NO

[@hypothesised4453]

3:02 hi Phil, THANKS SO MUCH for sharing this info. I’ve been having a strange headache that hasn’t gone away and it’s been very scary but to hear you talk about your own medical mystery has made me feel a little less alone! thank you!!!

[@SofiaPerez-jw3oy]

I love how editing Phil genuinely answered video Phil’s question

[@ardin1437]

yay father has not entirely abandoned us

[@pstrick1946]

The online vs in person persona made me think of your American version "Kyle"

[@juliannacoulman6032]

Phil, I remember watching your videos when I was in middle school, and now I'm a sophomore in college. Time flies, thank you for always being a joy!

[@caseyorr7718]

i adore this - you can really tell that you've grown but still retained the amazing humor and personality!!

[@t_cmusic]

I made “if I had a house I would every window glass” my senior quote

[@norysnorys7185]

Iconic

[@childmiddle]

Sorry to hear about the dizziness 😬 I had vestibular neuritis last year and it turns out feeling like you're on a merry-go-round all the time is not as fun as it sounds?! Still in physio which helps a lot! Hope they can get to the bottom of it soon! :)

[@jessicaeubank4332]

I have always loved how genuine you are in your videos!

[@elliotli4286]

This made me so happy! Phil always seems so down to earth and kind, and his videos make my day!!

[@kikiandthebrain]

Wow the break up with Janice AND Sabrina was only like 3 years ago...you're racking the divorces up Phil. Would love to see your legal fees. Also Phil....bestie...ilysm...please go to therapy. (saying as someone who went to school to be a therapist but never got a cert after training and also as someone who's BEEN in therapy for a decade lmao)

[@lydialullaby]

ive never been this early to a video ever

[@pitu3578]

Ikr and I was just thinking about him today

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

First comment

[@clodaghbyrne1066]

Neither

[@oliviaavery5223]

Why do your videos always come out at times when I need your energy in my life 💀😭💜🙏🏻

[@Bobkm1978]

This is always the highlight of my month when Phil comes out with a new vid

[@SpheresWithEars]

Two things: One - I wanted a bright blue couch, but husbando demanded it be neutral. We compromised with a denim colored one. Two - you and Dan need to form a power rap duo called Anxiety and Depression.

[@arkamis1354]

I had a breakup recently, and a generally bad day so far lol. So seeing this pop up on my subscription feed really made my day feel worth it cos I know your vids are always great!

[@ronnieredmayne]

On my 6th time watching this video I finally spotted a dancing Rick Astley in one of the frames in 0:15! Brilliant Phil. Just brilliant. 😂😂

[@ronnieredmayne]

This was a real treat for me to watch in the middle of a very busy week! From start to finish, I loved it, Philly I'm literally buzzing with more questions now. There are so many things happening! Dan's aquascaping and the prospect of you two getting Norman the Second is really exciting! I hope the dizziness will go away soon. I'm dealing with something similar (a blocked nerve) these days, so I can imagine what it must be like... Have a nice September! Sending you some early autumn

[@liapania]

Philly!! This made my morning

[@itsme.lucaaa]

It’s 10:15 pm in my place 😂

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Books and I recently posted this to me

[@markipliertrash1562]

@@itsme.lucaaa 4:15 here-

[@datsvewynice]

currently 9:26 pm here! so many timezones aaahh

[@JemszZz]

10:32pm in Spain :D

[@olivia1135]

i love Phil and Louise’s friendship so much ☺️

[@ruthborg6076]

You’re just such a light being, Phil. Sending love to you. ☀️

[@clutterinparadise8839]

The kaleidoscope vibes in the bg of the assumptions are so lovely.

[@hannahm8424]

Thinking about the dizziness thing you may need to get your ears checked! I have often been very dizzy and it’s my ears having fluid (gross I know) behind the ear drum which is delightful I can tell you 😂

[@nicosaur1]

one day phil will learn his rights and lefts

[@blitzcolden7300]

phil mentioning thomas made me smile so hard, when i was closeted, j looked up to (i still do) dan, phil and thomas (:

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

this video was really wholesome thank you phil

[@lilaroberts8101]

phil your top is the coolest thing ever

[@simrabawany2546]

Phillll so good to see your little face again!!!

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

"❌ *DONT READ MY NAME* ❌" Bpm of a human rights movement that is

[@CarolinaKon]

Thanks for the video, pal! Made my busy evening better and put smile on my face! 😊

[@MCRsHelena]

Phil is so wholesome and always gives off the best vibes. And I adore the shirt.

[@jessicawhite3505]

'your boobs were so firm' okay captain raymond holt

[@sasha-bc8hy]

me: ok maybe I'll go to sleep now philly: no not today

[@adrieanne2017]

Hey!! Been watching for a while and (Maybe just cause im intoxicated 🤣) im so happy that you're still making videos. And everytime i watch it feels nostalgic. I started watching your content when I was around 14 and im 22 now!! You've offered such a loving, welcoming, and comforting community. You along with others have helped me through a really bad time in my life and for that I say Thank you. I will continue to enjoy your videos for as long as you continue to enjoy making/ sharing them.

[@hawaiinatasha]

I really enjoyed this video, I hope phil continues to do youtube, he is the only internet personality I deeply enjoy watching!

[@katiahishmeh7647]

Phil calling Thomas sexy... Facts✨

[@Lisanne_A]

I love these types of videos where we get to learn more about you, it's like having a chat with a friend :)

[@itsnotworthit7178]

editing Phil is the cutest, i am glad you're doing okay Philly take care of yourself

[@crystalmeier6579]

I revisit your videos, phil, whenever I'm going through rough times (serious health issues), idk why, but you always help me feel better.

[@ambertwamley9164]

What a great way to end the day. Thanks, Phil😊