Daniel Sloss live chat (and knitting) on "The Project" (Network Ten, Australia, 29/01/2019

[@elizabethjohnson4623]

Petition to have his next netflix special performed while sitting on a stool and knitting the whole time

[@FatShork]

YES, PLEASE!

[@redweather6315]

Literally how does knitting make him hotter it seems counterintuitive

[@MrCrowebobby]

Hot is hot is hot no matter what they do. He could be knitting in nothing but a French maid's apron and he'd still be butch and hot.

[@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf]

Confidence

[@yomamasohot6411]

@@MrCrowebobby to be fair, anyone in a French maid's apron would be hot as hell.

[@Emily-ye1rj]

Same reason that a guy who gives good hugs is more attractive than a male pornstar

[@always_cornelia]

The knitting is very attractive 👍🏽

[@raynabelle9397]

Genuinely adore this man! Watched jigsaw and it really put my marriage in perfect perspective. I could describe why we worked so well, especially because we’ve done long distance on and off again (military family). But it made perfect sense and made me feel extremely good about my relationship. So cheers you magical creature, you’ve helped me understand something I didn’t realise I was trying to put my finger one for years :)

[@glittering_trash_]

How does knitting make Dan the Sloss Man 10 times more sexier?? Tho drunk knitting intrigues me more

[@kartaiss]

Damn the world would be such a good place if all toxic masculinity was just expressed through knitting :))

[@elissesutton4503]

My thoughts exactly - more creative expression welcome

[@storm8331]

Obviously it's not toxic just masculine

[@IncubiAkster]

Hell no, that toxic mascalinity is what makes so many buisnesses, economies and scientific progress great. More toxic mascalinity please =P

[@hanskywalker9552]

There'd be a lot more bald sheep, that for sure.

[@Jayonthehill]

@@jazzycat8917 How do you know he's trolling? He could be saying what he legitimately feels.

[@Fools3rrand]

Daniel and the hosts were all so delightful to watch, those were by far some of the best 6 minutes of live television I’ve seen in a while

[@Indiegaze]

The Sloss monster is so underrated...one of the best comics in the world, yet most people don't know him.

[@Jayonthehill]

Slossness monster*

[@tessy4018]

The sloss monster is back 😂

[@michaelheliotis5279]

I feel like that's what he'd say after returning from a bathroom break during sex.

[@Jayonthehill]

Slossness monster*

[@Jayonthehill]

@@michaelheliotis5279 He calls his dick the slossness monster, bud

[@toobasaurus23]

He's an incredible storyteller and absurdly funny. All his specials are fantastic!

[@cinfirefly3058]

Daniel saves lives, Thank you.... you were a little late for me I was already divorced, but he has said nothing I haven’t once thought of before....

[@MrWhangdoodles]

This man made me feel better after I'd broken up with my gf. I didn't miss her, I missed the illusion of being whole. I am still dead inside but now I know why.

[@irogt]

Yay. More Slossage.

[@kelleyg4894]

I don't know why people are so adverse to what you say in that special. It's spot on and exactly what people should strive for in a relationship. Keep on being fantastic. P.S. Love the knitting.

[@hsimpson6581]

how can you not love this guy !!

[@Ela2351]

It's Friday night. Just came home from work and drinking martini while watching Daniel Sloss. My night couldnt be better

[@viniaraujo2639]

For sure I have some serious issues. I have a massive crush on him. Humor can be very sexy.

[@NishamaniRodrigo]

Daniel is just lovely

[@dossmb]

I love hearing things from your point of view and I respect it a lot. Thank you for being you! ❤

[@orlanswf]

Fuck yes, I wanted to watch this clip in their site but it said I have to fucking reside in Australia to watch it. Thanks for uploading this!

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I’m just getting more and more attracted to the Slossage.

[@jackiekober13]

Omg knitting makes me want him even more now.

[@kieraking5915]

Going to see him in March. Can't wait!! And the knitting is absolutely fantastic 😂

[@InspireCreate43]

Man, idk if you check comments but I just want to let you know your special on Netflix is AWESOME, hilarious and honestly inspirational. Thank you for your work and I hope to go to one of your shows one day. Take care.🤙✌

[@Ben_allan111]

Now there's a guy who's going to become real popular

[@DianeHampson]

I love that he's just casually knitting on T.V. It's really cute.

[@paulbale3872]

He is the best stand up around these days. Great guy and always very funny. Hot too!

[@Seamstress_]

“I can’t break up true love” - national hero

[@enednas801]

in my country Norway "sloss" means "to fight" ,kinda funny when seeing this nerdy guy just knitting and not fighting but breaking up bad couples with his razor sharp standup routines xD

[@AlaA-ms9up]

So excited to see him in May!! 🤩🤩

[@photoflo78]

I love Daniel!! We share the same sense of humor

[@TheBoomamatic]

He was SO on the ball for this

[@insatiableMusic]

I want to know how the christmas jumper turned out!

[@thrillyria]

We watched the Netflix special last year with my partner of almost ten years now. So far still together... But hey, you never know, right?! Thumbs up for the knitting! I have gone crazy with knitting. We had to do a pair of socks at school when I was like 10 years old or something. I never did any knitting after that until just couple of years ago when I decided to start trying. Took me many months and bunch of KZbin knitting tutorial videos but I finally got a pair of socks done. Ugly as any creature that crawled up from Hell... Now, couple years later I am knitting beanies, mittens, scarfs, socks and everything I get the idea to try out. And they don't resemble any demons either. They are actually getting kinda good! :D

[@janessaburke2829]

I love this guy!

[@AshArAis]

Being a wahmens, I was made to learn crocheting in convent school. My only other choice was knitting and embroidering. Unfortunately being left handed meant they taught me wrong and I'm useless. I gave it a go again a few years ago and I'm still rubbish, but I agree that it's brilliant getting sloshed(slossed?) or otherwise chilling out and knitting to 6 series of mediocre sci fi. If I had that amazing wool pattern maybe I'd give it another whirl. Hon the beys

[@kirkkesler294]

This guy is so freaking funny 😂

[@mahimakalla1861]

hahaha the hosts, especially the lady were in splits!! he is soo funny lol

[@AthenaGoddess]

Hes coming to NZ and that makes me so happy but he's going to AUCKLAND. Dammit. Wish he would come to Wellington, its much better.

[@4x4PearlyInCA]

IN LOVE YOU YOU DANIEL!!!! Love your brain!!! 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@brotleibinger]

You should start a site with a counter, one for relationships broken up, one for engagements cancelled and one for marriages divorced!

[@mastermoley3723]

Hopefully Jack can take me to see your next show when you come to Scotland

[@hansenbee123]

Caught myself thinking that? Yes...Yes I have...rofl...even thought about the sympathy points i`d get. O.o I know, i`d go to hell, if there was one. ( There isn`t ) PS. God damn the Sloss is amazing.

[@entertain7us148]

ok but i cant stand the fake over-exaggerated laughter from the Project people

[@ferdakaldirim]

and thise moment he is looks like: looking around like' why is everyone smiling at me and not take me seriously' 😂😂😄

[@TheKellendras]

He's a funny guy

[@emptee6581]

It isn't over-exaggerated, you fucking moron. He is genuinely that funny.

[@paraflax9198]

Laughter is only a reaction. -Sloss

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

He’s a treasure

[@julietann349]

♥️ Love the colors in the yarn, I will buy a scarf..are .you going to sell any ??? ♥️ >>>-----> 😘

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

Wonder if I could introduce him to the land of cross-stitching? We make beautiful motifs.

[@jansmycka4338]

She laughed way too hard to it be out of politeness, she was in that relationship :D

[@valhalla1240]

The fact that people act as if divorces are a tragedy. It's a tragedy to get married to the wrong person.

[@Sabrita94]

I suck at knitting, I love crochet though it's easier and quicker

[@rachelandrewes8425]

I saw your show in Aberdeen with my friend who was engaged at the time. Her exact words after the show were "I'm so glad my fiance isn't here tonight!". Fast forward 8 moths later she cheated on him at the hen do, and he cheated on her on the stag do (neither of them know), and swore me to secrecy. Quite a few people who were at the wedding (including myself) have bet's on for the divorce. Does this make us evil??? haha :D

[@byron5306]

The funniest the project has ever been

[@lemonadewithsnacks3733]

I apologize for nothing 😂😂😂

[@Darth_Supaku]

Sloss when is your next live show on Netflix.

[@DayZ_MobyD]

Lol mum taught me how 2 knit x)

[@Derpster2493]

Nice, a woolen slossage warmer. Just wrap it up.

[@itismetotori]

I'm learning crochet at 23 lol

[@DayZ_MobyD]

PS any1 who's into sunny in Philly double take the song @ the end of the video xD lol. Leave it to sloss for a good double joke

[@SpaghettiPlays]

i want the slossness monster up in my deep lake

[@Darth_Supaku]

5:05 Sloss is like *He's as useless as a knitted condom

[@closetotaku3239]

Fucking marry me 😍

[@wookiemistke8457]

The project is a load of rubbish. Daniel sloss is a hilarious champ 🤙

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

Lmfao

[@emanx222]

The woman that’s laughing really hard sounded like she was forcing it every time she laughed, which is sad cos Daniel was actually being really funny

[@emanx222]

Lee Victoria her laugh being loud isn’t even the problem 😂😂. Idk how to explain it but the tone of her laugh just sounds fake. Even if she’d been quieter I would have said the same thing. Hopefully that makes a little more sense 😂

[@trindog5843]

Lest he's honest

[@cameronbennett8151]

I’m trying to angle for a good time to get my brother to watch the special so he’ll break up with his abusive girlfriend. Then I will tweet him about it

[@hawfcut2394]

Dont need an angle mate, its comedy, hes your brother, its just a night to sit in, chill and catch up with some snacks and a comedy show. Hope he comes out of it all ok.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

5:04 - Daniel, you are too smart to say such dumb things... you just said "We are competitive" and called competitiveness "toxic"... rearry ?