If Dating was like Who Wants to be a Millionaire | Comedy Sketch

If Dating was like Who Wants to be a Millionaire | Comedy Sketch
Ever wondered what it feels like for a guy to go up and talk to a girl he doesn't know... it feels a lot like 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'
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[@Hannodb1961]

This is actually easier than a real date: You get a choice of answers with a 25% of being right, and 3 life lines as well. In real life, there is no help.

[@JaysonT1]

If you need life lines, then it's not ment to be. The thing with dating is people try to force things to happen. Focus on the people you gel with and forget jumping through hoops.

[@Hannodb1961]

@@JaysonT1 Precisely. That's why I don't go on dates. If I don't naturally fall in love with someone, going to some artifical socially constructed invention called a date is not going to help. Most important thing is to find happiness within yourself - whether you're single or not. Too many people make the mistake of looking for happiness in a relationship. If you can't be happy on your own, you're certainly not going to find it in a relationship. Quite the contrary....

[@breakingthemasks]

Hannodb1961 ... I basically agree with you, but if you don't go on official dates... What do you call the things you do with women you're interested in? And what do they call it?

[@Hannodb1961]

breakingthemasks Is it not obvious yet? I have the romantic instincts of a rock. Thats partly the reason why dates dont work for me

[@MrMooagi977]

In real life its the fifth answer

[@generalmortars9490]

"Why are we friends?" LOL

[@slendersera]

That name question was painfully relatable, in all types of relationships, not just dating.

[@atthecore4560]

Fuck names XD

[@walterbishop3668]

Who care :)

[@buffybell3409]

I was yelling her real name at the screen, as if that would help! 😂

[@dusanradic932]

This is crazy original.

[@DanielAudritt]

thanks so much

[@generalrendar7290]

Man you're living life on easy mode with multiple choice answers!

[@kamen42]

I got the last one correct even before the options showed up. Unfortunately I would get eliminated by the second question.

[@katkarthe5464]

Ha ha. I m a woman and I thought her name was Abby.

[@eldahalas7015]

Thats why you can't date her either...

[@williambiggs2308]

I thought the same Kathy.

[@anonanonymous1988]

I thought she said Abby too

[@williambiggs2308]

She said, "Alissssss." Listen for the hiss. It's a warning that not even women will be able to meet her expectations.

[@DravenGal]

Me too. It fit her.

[@ssmg42sss8]

Wait until you hit the wall love and the roles will reverse. For all 20s something guys. Don't worry just concentrate on your career and keep healthy....things will only get better with time like the wine

[@Tugcan72]

Really nice sketch, loved everything but the sound job.

[@DanielAudritt]

Yeah i only had cheap sound kit then

[@atthecore4560]

@@DanielAudritt Update the audio track. Just raise some of the levels for the quite parts. You can use free programs for that.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Some of the sound effects aren't quite the right ones, but they're so well done that it doesn't really matter.

[@henkdetank2881]

her voice, like nails in my head ;0

[@vladdracul5072]

After hearing it I would have answered the first question wrong.

[@pstrzel]

I like how she enunciates "rekt" in "correct".

[@peteroz7332]

There were 7 questions. Cheeky Alice :p he answered 1st six... should have been a winner ;)

[@actsrv9]

It's always like that. I was expecting him to win and her to reject him anyway because he "just felt wrong"

[@isaykimchi9250]

That book was not the da vinci code lol

[@mandyg5747]

That's what I thought lol....it's not a red cover but they might have changed it....

[@BitsOfBen]

Man this was brilliant, nice work!!

[@DanielAudritt]

+Bits Of Ben thanks Ben.

[@mtjoy747]

I'd be like " can I phone a friend?"

[@mtjoy747]

Or the ultimate parody of Slumdog Millionaire - "Here's your next question, what is your flat like? [a] tidy, I'm a tidy person [b] a bomb site, can we go to your place instead? [c] I'm OCD, it's tidy now but I screamed last week when a flat mate spilled coffee grounds on the carpet, but just like in Big Brother, he had to leave the house" LOL

[@dannydalah6584]

You make great and really funny content! I totally feel this character's pain haha! Subbed and liked

[@DanielAudritt]

+Danny Dalah Thanks mate. I'm glad you've liked my videos. really appriciate the comments

[@nubkeks]

Absolutely brilliant!! xD only thing I'd say could've been done better is maybe combining the phone a friend with the fake phone number into a gag ;)

[@DanielAudritt]

+nubkeks oh that would have been good. Missed a trick there!

[@TacShooter]

Little does the guy know that he is the true winner of that game. He would have been shocked to learn how many answers she didn't know.

[@sliceofbread29yrago52]

1st Question: D finale answer. - Great video LIKED!

[@garyha2650]

0:45 I'm embarrassed, have even been working on that

[@rodpruitt8926]

In real life, I would be asking some of my own questions, as well.

[@DestianLight]

One day it'll be Alice in cat land.

[@ilyakutalev8607]

Amazing trick with the name!

[@angelstarfire]

My heart sank each question lol

[@r.rajabally1865]

This was spectacular!

[@ricoben3]

I really like your sketches!

[@DanielAudritt]

Thanks!

[@aussiedadreviews]

Great idea. Too bad for the audio quality

[@mrlazzo3354]

This is very accurate to the world we currently live in (I have seen several people like this, lol)

[@rach8693]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 loved it!! So funny 😂😂

[@DanielAudritt]

Thanks Rach!

[@AlP-lw2im]

eerily familiar...

[@kerynl.sanchez9891]

It’s a Game of Thrones tbh, the woman has the power to decide who to accept and who to ditch, but the man chooses who he finds “good enough” to flirt with. Men who are verbally gifted will win over the shy ones, women with good looks will have increased chances of getting hit on. I am speaking in general terms.

[@brennenderopa]

I was going to answer something original, but then I saw the misogyny in the comments, holy shit you guys need to calm down.

[@frauleinmarlenschka6891]

This was amazing!! Subscribed.

[@jumpinthelava]

God have mercy...

[@ladyarabellamalfoy]

Pity it was only six questions. Is there a second date too? But seriously funny sketch.

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

This seems about right. The question that ended me on my first date was "So you like Game of Thrones?". I panicked since I was on date with with a woman who was super religous and I tried to not look like a pervert since I enjoy the books and used to enjoy the show for its writing.

[@MikkoRantalainen]

It's much better to answer honestly every time and keep searching for a suitable partner in the future than trying to trick you a new partner by inventing expected answers. Such a relationship wouldn't trust in any case. Trying to remember your partner's name would be a good start, though.

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

@@MikkoRantalainen I was honest I actually don't really care for all the sexually explicit scenes in the show or the book. I just didn't want to get caught with the association of HBO doing HBO things

[@einmensch5262]

@0:50 RIP headphone users

[@amandahawkins70]

Just found your channel and love it

[@hermellakebede859]

Who goes to a bar and reads

[@rudimental8917]

I forgot both their names. In fact, I didn't realise names had been introduced.

[@garypierce7380]

How can you not remember Alice In Wonderland??

[@tomgriffiths2622]

Right

[@HPMUSICREVIEW]

This is amazing! I subscribed :)

[@DanielAudritt]

+HP MUSIC REVIEW thanks! I hope you like the other videos too

[@pritemloo]

That was fun.

[@martinacosta3821]

damn, i lost all of them i answer d for everything except for a c haha

[@TommyBeaux]

If she puts you through a test she’s not for you.

[@chrisgast]

LOL

[@hawrihemin7850]

I've been through few of this.

[@islandlife2984]

Lol..nice job!!

[@wickedleeloopy2115]

How many guys watching skipped to the start of the video to check the answer to the final question......🤣😂🤣😂

[@georgianalittlebird8728]

Amazing.

[@thelusogerman3021]

RIP Simon

[@atthecore4560]

Women like musicians.

[@user-wj8ky7su2o]

Lmao I thought her name was Susan

[@LightShadowButterfly]

There are videogames like this, but they are better lol

[@Xth3Z]

The way she screams raises the question if anyone would even want to be her boyfriend.

[@wittyclips...]

That was painful and long. Why does he have to win her? I never believed in "chasing" women. You put yourself out there and if you make a connection you keep going. She wasn't even likable. "Here's my real number." Who sits at a bar alone with a book? Bars are loud and people are always spilling their drinks on you. Kind of a dumb skit.

[@TacShooter]

"Feeling confident?" was the first question and "I guess" was not the right answer, unless she just enjoys torturing guys.

[@AshGreen359]

It's so true

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Some of the answers are definitely more wrong than others. Sad thing is some people would say the silly answer.

[@kahinaaitdjoudioufella64]

I love that hhhh

[@DanielAudritt]

thanks!

[@kahinaaitdjoudioufella64]

Daniel Audritt keep on the good work

[@SingularityAdvent]

Nope, psycho. Turns 180 degrees and runs away from the shrew. Lives happily ever after with mom.

[@b1akn3ss93]

Who goes to the club to read??? That's a red flag in itself

[@mohamedabd8285]

what's my name again??? I will fail that question everytime:-D

[@LOL10060]

Lol

[@Longshot_NYC]

Great ending, yeah. You can't have a great video with a shit ending.

[@FannomacritaireSuomi]

Didn't remember the easiest bit then...

[@PeopleOfCorinth]

Did you film this in a bathroom? Get a mic, guys. Wow.

[@Jostaroz]

hey man can i ask you something

[@dagucka]

If she would not talk to me any more after one "wrong" awnser, i wouldn't like spend time with her anyway.

[@ravensbanebow1293]

Writing was good but the delivery and pace didn’t really do it justice. A small tip would be to just get rid of some of the unnecessary dead air.

[@vaadaenmacchi]

But...dating is like who wants to be a millionaire! You've gotta be one to get one!

[@walterbishop3668]

Purple stockings is a big no no.

[@wariswrong4920]

I forgot "Alice" as well

[@slowster2945]

Q1: Are you 6' or taller?

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

I am 6 foot 1 and have had a student look me in the eye and derisively tell me I am not. Lol

[@KEIO-qd1zx]

. _Still better than Despacito 5_

[@ReisenderRaumplaner]

even me knew her name is Alice

[@The_Ghost_In_Heaven]

I give her a 6.5

[@pompombuuum3182]

to much!

[@teaadvice4996]

3rd question I'm out because of my sad life :'(

[@ordermind]

that swindon lot

[@jamesadams5177]

I am D in all of them

[@TheOtherSaluton]

at the beginning, I heard her name as Alex :(

[@RakibHasan-hs1me]

Wtf was her name?

[@hawrihemin7850]

I haven't had sex in 3 months and I'm desperate would have been my answer.

[@jerryc452]

Who else just skipped to the end?

[@horushyperion76]

Why can't life work out like that rip

[@fallen4055]

Alice

[@Maratrushka]

Hard to enjoy video with such an echo echo

[@RoderickEtheria]

On the "What was your favorite bit?" question, you are wrong. There is no correct answer there. 3 of those reveal you haven't read the book, and the 4th fails to answer the woman's question, so it's wrong as well. Too bad. Thank you for playing. The secret right answer is something like, E: Fibonacci. Vague enough answer to keep from spoiling the book, but an actual answer, which "All of it." isn't.

[@chrisrudolf9839]

A was his best chance, after he already had decided to lie about having read it. Spice the bland "all of it" up with some generic filler (pacing, characters, suspense etc.) and you might not get caught that you lied if she isn't too observant and doesn't press the issue too hard. Of course the smart move - which wasn't provided in the multiple choice - would have been not to lie about having read the book in the first place in the previous question and instead state that you haven't read it yet, but were considering getting it because you heard so much about it and then ask her whether she liked it so far. (Being honest, keeping up the smalltalk topic, showing interest in her opinion).

[@RoderickEtheria]

@@chrisrudolf9839 indeed

[@sharif47]

Pretty sure A is correct only because Alice loved the entire book as well.

[@RoderickEtheria]

But she asked what part. The entire book is not a single part of the book. She asked for specifics.

[@sharif47]

@@RoderickEtheria It's not about what is objectively correct. It's about what she believes is correct.

[@damonhage7451]

Wait, there are people out there who haven’t read the Da Vinci Code??

[@josiahgibson6373]

I haven't read the Da Vinci Code. And I read a lot.

[@damonhage7451]

@@josiahgibson6373 That makes me sad sir. I mean it's no Ayn Rand, but it still was a pretty entertaining book. I also enjoyed Angels & Demons as well (same main character but takes place before DVC).

[@kakaodcat6759]

I like reading but never even heard of it.

[@damonhage7451]

@@kakaodcat6759 Sold 80 million copies as of 2009.

[@mandyg5747]

I havent read the book. ..enjoyed the film but too many loop holes so thought reading the book it not worth my time.

[@orhblin]

The only answer I got right was number 6, the rest were all d.

[@thelordofhunger]

If?

[@commodoreNZ]

Answer: No.

[@christhis9597]

Somehow i knew it was alice. Wouldve gotten some of the others wrong but i just felt the name alice.

[@emmagreenland-broadsmith6841]

Chris This She did introduce herself as Alice at the beginning of the video, you know...

[@AtomicNo10]

A Who Wants To Be A Millionaire sketch in 2016?! Really?! What's next, a Spice Girls spoof?

[@crohunter100]

why not just date the "friend"?

[@Zandalorscat]

Just say that she's beautiful and ask if you can buy her a drink. What's this "I wanted to ask you about your book" crap? Be clear in your intentions and give her an obvious opportunity to turn you down. Then if you get a yes, it's a real yes, because she's actually interested.

[@davidthecardcollector]

Dating is like a game show and it would be The Price is Right.

[@JohnMiller-iu2sx]

3:12 "C"! Was that the right... Whaaaa!?

[@josemartini8982]

How many girls agree with his answers, though?