The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

[@Creed925]

Costs $700 “A small price to pay for salvation”

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

A small price to pay for translation*

[@drw6451]

"Salvation"!!!!😂, No joke tho

[@edenanderson5527]

George Bush did 9-11 jet fuel can melt steel beams huh

[@redeyedevil4798]

Creed ha ha

[@finnkehoe177]

You mean 7 easy payments of 99.99$?

[@stompchunkman4248]

Girl: What are you thinking about? Dude: Nothing Manslator: *sounds of wind blowing*

[@chetanphoenix]

Girl: "Hello customer care? Yeah my manslator is broken."

[@sunnypvp6]

Chetan Bhadrashette like she thinks that her man is definitely thinking about something but in reality he’s not thinking!

[@pedroribeiro9746]

girl: what are you thinking about? dude: nothing womanslator: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHvLd2OCbNWZpZo

[@Dexous2232]

Not thinking is my way of conserving energy

[@jjthe13th]

Active meditation. It's called the Nothing Box. When a man opens the box, his brain becomes a massive vacuum. An empty void of utter nothingness

[@brick9458]

The guy version: “I’m not cold” means “I’m not cold”

[@pardolagames8994]

Certainly

[@obviouslykaleb7998]

“I’m not cold” turns into “it’s really cold out here”

[@eldakka2163]

@@roejogan8683 no dumbas

[@scalyribit971]

davidmichael shut dud your literlay annoying u gramer nazi like noone even wants u here in commets

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Scaly Ribit it’s ok she’s a grammar nazi

[@Twitch_Moderator]

*The caveman translation is BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!* 🤣😂🤣

[@Boog_masskway]

Haha the only way we’ll understand

[@mikeszz5]

Absolutely the only way we undertand 😂🤣😅

[@kennnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Thats venom

[@AltsekBUL]

ME READY 30 MINUTE!

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, *everything’s wrong* .” - Homer Simpson.

[@alejandrov.g.2417]

He couldn't be more right

[@arika4542]

So true!!

[@darthnoxthegerman]

Yes, but what does a women say when she means nothing is wrong?

[@alejandrov.g.2417]

@@darthnoxthegerman she doesn't say that

[@bluesusername]

@@darthnoxthegerman There is never nothing wrong.

[@angelfuturejob]

I love how the manslater sounds like a caveman

[@billweasley1382]

Kinds sounds like Cookie Monster.

[@TrishtanAG]

@@billweasley1382 It's like Strong Bad.

[@computerguy6264]

@@billweasley1382 exactly like cookie monster.

[@t.o.c9176]

Hulk

[@Luis_Facil]

Super Mutant

[@idozal7245]

You had the perfect opportunity to call it a translate-her

[@alouby]

Clever. 200 iq

[@animereviews5269]

Underrated comment

[@ignatcommaignatov]

genius

[@davidfowler3082]

My first thought

[@xrvo5030]

*Manslate-her*

[@sigataros]

its crazy how much tone can affect the meaning of a sentence

[@KingofBeasts444]

Man: "I'm fine" Translator: "honestly just thinking about dinosaurs."

[@spacesheep5567]

TRANSlator

[@NaughtiusMaximmus]

@@spacesheep5567 *no*

[@ancientess4424]

Yeah it’s fine.. TRANSlator: bitch you forgot he was a BOY, remember?? Binder and shit. Use the correct pronouns next time, loser.

[@rollutherhodie3076]

Lmao yes

[@ginunggagap]

At one point in my life i was in this exact situation.. i was literally thinking about how dinosaurs lived 60 million years ago and how the bible saya that there is a God who just suddenly said let there be light and then came Adam and Eve... And im still so confused about the timeline and how it all happened that the bible didnt say that God made dinosaurs...

[@mprice6683]

This was ten years ago. I hope they fixed that one glitch. If a woman says she will be ready in 5 minutes it is at least an hour.

[@lucakoddsy3000]

typically ranging from 4-8 hours

[@Mr.Plant1994]

My Girlfriend gets ready in 10-15 mins. Should I be concerned?

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

@@Mr.Plant1994 Yes

[@Marcho]

@@Mr.Plant1994 she is obviously an alien impersonating a human....

[@Twak08]

@@Mr.Plant1994 very

[@Xainfinen]

The sad thing about fake commercial, is that you actually want to buy the depicted product.

[@unfocusedclover9050]

Xainfinen not for $700

[@timkozlov]

Unfocused Clover it's been 2 years...

[@danieldunlap4077]

That's $700 that would be well spent.

[@XdkevloldX]

Daniel Dunlap damn right 😂

[@WhysafraidofCause]

Unfocused Clover $700? I would pay a shit ton more

[@therageknight8546]

The Mr. T “I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up” is classic 😂

[@nitehawk9270]

If I have to put the toilet seat up then she can put it down. Equality.

[@shariqueahmer11]

The inventor of Manslater deserves a Nobel Prize.

[@Owliver0411]

A Nobel Prize for peace

[@vitaliitomas8121]

To bad it's fictional

[@ivanpenaloza5212]

That inventor though!!

[@F0NZ13]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@tachyonic900]

He deserves more than nobel Prize

[@glazzodablue1831]

This hits the perfect balance that doesn’t offend anyone and offends everyone

[@hannanellia]

As a girl I just think it's a really good hilarious joke

[@bbrizs]

It offends no one

[@commonhousehuman]

I can use this to explqin to a friend that you should speak by saying the thing that you are trying to communicate instead of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the topic of becoming a couple and calling it "really obvious signs"

[@jennyderr1426]

it offends no one, by offending everyone.

[@comedytv2832]

it doesnt offend anybody. Not if the people watching are emotionally healthy. It just makes an observation about how each genders interact in a a humorous way. Sadly, most young people these days are not emotionally healthy. And im pretty sure that feminists would throw a shit-fit if you showed them this.

[@kalenipclaw5683]

"Aww, you're such a good friend." "*ME NEVER DATE YOU!*" Yeah that friendzoning is easy to get.

[@foreignbag8861]

Nobody needs manslator to understand that.

[@rajimonpc5131]

@@foreignbag8861 yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@abdolpix4581]

That's the funniest part. Right?

[@DanOneOne]

I say "You too" and in my mind I go "Nobody cares..."

[@pranav7471]

In the age of ChatGPT this should finally be technically feasible no?? Took us a decade though bois

[@quackduckquack]

You think chatgpt is able to understand women? 😂

[@pranav7471]

@@quackduckquack most certainly if its fine tuned on enough women data

[@Boog_masskway]

@@pranav7471that’s optimistic

[@Runslik3Wind]

@@pranav7471 then we wouldnt be able to understand it!

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

No lol

[@adenferguson2647]

Her: It’s yours. Manslater: *you are paying child support*

[@lyanismagestic4632]

bruh

[@ScooterS04]

Bruh my mouth hurts from laughing

[@TheLordstrider]

2 People Answered to your comment with the word Bruh. it's kinda funny that at 2010, no one used this kind of phrases lol

[@Dorddis]

He ge?

[@erwinrommel4322]

Me cant pay the support if there is no me. Simple as that

[@bobtheduck]

I think mine's broken. It just keeps repeating "Me never date you" every time a woman speaks.

[@thecoolalexpro5403]

im 69th like

[@savageloli7304]

@@thecoolalexpro5403 i'm the destroyer of that 69

[@derpedlerp1237]

@@savageloli7304 I hate you

[@savageloli7304]

@@derpedlerp1237mwehehehe

[@GoogleAccount-pi9ct]

Lol

[@haroilija]

"you no do what you want" *He is speaking the language of the gods*

[@queda5331]

Edited the comment so the replies wouldn't make sense.

[@tgaw9659]

@@queda5331 r/whoosh

[@queda5331]

@@tgaw9659 you missed the joke. Learn some Spanish and you'll get it.

[@tgaw9659]

@@queda5331 yea here I Egypt we don't take Spanish thought you were taking it seriously or something

[@thanthanh5190]

666 likes and 4 comments before i put +1 in both

[@anthonydblackmore]

There isn't a chip powerful enough to figure out what my Mrs is thinking.

[@c2hsix]

i will invent it sir one day

[@ruthkatz1998]

@EthanWTF I believe in you

[@ultimobile]

she not thinking - she FEELING ... !

[@BabyBird691]

As a married man, I kind of look forward to never really being sure what's around the bend.

[@deldridg]

@@BabyBird691 You and me both. I also have a 12yo daughter who is rapidly developing her confusing wiring. Lucky my 14yo son and I get to play a LOT of golf!! Good luck brother... 🤣

[@AkinsoftSB]

I saw this 10 years ago when I was 14, we meet again.

[@purpleking9137]

Ok

[@kimbaldun]

Not Ok

[@razar2335]

Not Ok

[@randomusername284]

Legend

[@seicbro9459]

I’m akinhard rn

[@rabies3539]

I love how the manslator speaks caveman, and the womanslator speaks like a full story novel.

[@a-pizza-pie]

ME WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JSpeedy306]

Me hungry Me tired Me h*rny Do we need any more words?

[@ukhawaja]

Sounds like cookie monster. Me want COOKIES!

[@monkeboy121]

Well why does it need to say anything in detail for men. We try our best to say what we mean.

[@same1]

And caveman is way more easier to understand than woman language

[@alpha0090]

"Honey I put a small dent in the car." Translation : front of car no longer attached to back of car

[@garyfoale3707]

alpha0090 the front fell off?

[@jaypond4368]

This kind of makes men look like idiots who cant grasp subtle hints

[@alpha0090]

It's more of women over-complicate simple things.

[@AJACITY]

alpha0090 haha

[@bobdude9772]

im laughing my ass off rn

[@chrisedward7575]

I’ve learned to delay my response. When she says something a take a 10-20 second pause before I answer. That gives me time to analyze the situation.

[@mrqwertyasdfgh9766]

"I'll be ready in five minutes" Manslater: "I'll be ready in THIRTY minutes" That one cracked me up.

[@shellpen7866]

Haha its true! 😂

[@masa-qi8cx]

So true i feel u

[@kingofgames-sq6ks]

It meant to say hours instead

[@internetexplorer8121]

90*

[@krichenboi]

Arent we all? „Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“ „Just this last game“ Result: 27 matches lost

[@MrOarson]

Woman: "I'm cold." Manslater: "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[@Fruzhin5483]

Nice

[@fernandogonzalezfarinas9685]

You forgot to say please

[@TheGreatResist]

The womanator

[@robertjohn9684]

LOOOOL

[@cartooningwithchris5329]

I want a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

[@optimusprime595]

Girl: “Aww you’re such a good friend.” Manslator: “Me never date you!” Truer words have never been spoken

[@scoutintime]

I could sense what she meant, just a female ability. The Manslator works.

[@ogrehaslayers605]

I would posit that it ALSO means “but I’m totally going to flirt with you and lead you on when I need literally any kind of man-help. Moving, lifting, killing spiders, and opening jars.” Don’t fall for it gentlemen.

[@optimusprime595]

Jorgumander World Serpent And then get mad when you move on and find someone who actually likes you.

[@hhfbko]

That's life

[@thijsviergever9885]

@@ogrehaslayers605 isn't it called Jormungandr? Or am i missing a joke here?

[@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32]

I love how preventing your wife/female partner from seeing friends, pursuing hobbies or going out is considered domestic abuse here in Australia, but not if it's the female doing the same to their male partner or spouse. Huh, weird how these things apply to men but not the other way around.

[@theclearsounds3911]

That's not just in Australia, it's here in the USA, too. I suspect it's the same in lots of other countries.

[@lakobosros2326]

Guys like you find every possible nuanced situation in which men have it worse than women to back up or hide their misogyny and bigotry. Also where are your sources?

[@alecedgerly1277]

And guys like you find every possible nuanced situation to say the contrary, while name calling to boot.

[@theclearsounds3911]

And, when called out on exhibiting curious and confusing behavior in a humorous way, some women get very nasty about it. What's wrong with simply explaining what some of these things mean? I would think it would bring some understanding between the sexes and help relationships. It's better than perpetuating hatred.

[@lakobosros2326]

@@theclearsounds3911 I think you should stop making up a "woman language" so you have something to defend yourself with when a woman rejects your advances. No means no.

[@justiniscracked4977]

Mom: *calls you by ur full name* Momslator: D E A T H

[@bl00d-d3ar]

XD

[@accountdisbanded]

Momslator: i want to send you to hell

[@SukatoKjolen]

Prepare for LA CHANCLA.

[@squirrel8185]

Honestly 99 bucks is undervalued.

[@thekodex1186]

Lmao

[@enzothebaker22]

The bad news, if you're married, this thing will burn through batteries faster than a California wildfire.

[@borahcn]

Laughed and felt sad at the same time.

[@thomasmaughan4798]

the real thing (Zoom H4N portable recorder) does actually burn through batteries Pretty Darn Quick (about 2 hours on 2 AA batteries).

[@Mr_Yeah]

Well, then integrate that technology into your voice assistant device at home which notifies the translations to your smartphone.

[@enzothebaker22]

@@Mr_Yeah I'm married...I already have a "voice assistant". But I get where you're coming from...

[@thomasmaughan4798]

@Gary Bea I did not "fall for advertising" I checked prices, specifications and features carefully. The Sony D50 does not have XLR inputs and that's a thing I use from time to time when plugging in to a sound system. It is also about twice the price of Zoom H4N and I'm pretty sure it did not exist at the time I bought H4N. It is a nice looking recorder for sure!

[@pie-ninetyever7328]

I feel sorry for the people who made this, they had to do the most difficult research ever

[@abalrog42]

women are easy as hell to understand...the problem is when you DO learn all their jargon, you realize what horrible people they really are. They don't even act like girls anymore...

[@flyingmerkel6]

And it's already obsolete

[@mysticfist-cloakedgamer-9042]

Best device made

[@Dougson]

But it was worth it

[@dvorak826]

Magfed Jim Its a joke.

[@bjb7587]

13 years later - still a classic. STILL A CLASSIC!

[@thegreatasparagus]

14.

[@bjb7587]

@@thegreatasparagus 15. Take it it leave it.

[@solarwings1132]

After a divorce Woman: I just came back for my things... Manslator: I'm taking the kids

[@elliehamlin2311]

*Karen is doing it again*

[@beararms3777]

And half your shit.

[@KINGofkings49er]

@@beararms3777 *ALL* your shit

[@doak_]

@@KINGofkings49er No, not my toilet seat!

[@AltNova]

DarkOakly Give this man his toilet seat back

[@nolimitomo]

Girl: omg i’m so ugly manslator: she wants a compliment now!

[@Joko-zt8ui]

COMPLIMENT! NOW!

[@gaounjahardick1586]

Ok boss

[@animemoments7777]

@DUmmY_ThICc PERFECT ANSWER

[@soothorn496]

If I say Im ugly that means I want you to agree to my face lmao

[@anonymousx2396]

💀

[@zex5876]

Why did everyone suddenly discover this video? KZbin recommendations are strange things.

[@DestressYourMind]

Was wondering the same.

[@JotaInu]

I discovered it like 5 months ago.

[@wizeller5040]

Why does it have 8 million views??????!!!!

[@ChewyWolf64]

I know right it’s so strange

[@bugraduzyol1813]

It's been 13 years and I still could not find this amazing product!

[@TheUnfulfilledOne]

Technically it should be possible to invent The Manslater based on what we have already seen and heard in this video.If a woman wants the opposite of what she says,then it is indeed possible to build The Manslater!

[@VENOMYT5]

​@@TheUnfulfilledOne yeah like integrating an AI or some database 😅

[@lucascunha4465]

Dad: “I will go buy some milk.” Dadslator: “Me no see you ever again!”

[@scarlettmallory3764]

Hahaha

[@danielfcastro]

I knew that with cigarettes 🤣🤣

[@lilyhuddleston19]

Lol

[@garrettmills8127]

My dad said those words I I got lucky, he came back 🙂

[@unknownexplorer6232]

Lucky 15 years and mine still has not come back

[@sphereloc5062]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[@mr.potato8000]

underrated

[@KRS2000]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, no, no. Your face does". Sorry, I was paraphrasing David Spade from Tommy Boy. Now, I'm off to go watch that movie.

[@SL2797]

A B S O L U T L E L Y D E C I M A T E D

[@cardinalbob1]

No it’s that Häagen-Dazs ice cream that makes you look fat.

[@KRS2000]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "When you get too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn".

[@caotuanvo8480]

Man: I'm not taking my jacket off Manslator: Man's not hot

[@DioStandsStill]

Lmfao that reference

[@ludwigvanbeethoven7373]

*the ting go skraa*

[@medexamtoolscom]

More like Man: I'm not taking my jacket off Manslater: He's not taking his jacket off

[@mitigamespro8757]

medexamtoolsdotcom go commit O2 necessary

[@seer._.]

I’m waiting for dat guy to get wooshed

[@TamilDhevadhaiTharunya]

THE FACT THAT IT HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED AFTER 13 YEARS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!

[@MDDeGrande1994]

Wait, what? I thought this video was recent!

[@HenWithATie]

*DIVORCE RATE DROPS TO 0%*

[@camelofsiberia962]

😂😂😂 Yeah

[@kotaro5403]

Also Economy shuting down

[@chadangeles3856]

fuck

[@alter3go411]

Male suicide spikes

[@Temzy]

Lol I stopped the 666 likes

[@jacopogoldstein493]

I dont know why mine is stuck and just says Me never date you with every woman i meet

[@raffaelechinotti5244]

HAHAHAHA this is the 2° best comment

[@OlivePapyrus]

Well, you're the most probable common denominator. Start there.

[@dasguptaarup8684]

@@OlivePapyrus you should check out the "common denominator" jokes: sample: water+ rum , water+ whiskey, water+ vodka ...... etc etc all cause "problems" must blame that common part

[@OlivePapyrus]

@@dasguptaarup8684 Noted. Fixed.

[@raptorwithagun5206]

Oh. That’s some tough lunch there.

[@chichi-iw2ik]

Boy: Do you know where the library is? Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend

[@razmuzen1090]

xDDD

[@disatpathy]

Oh shit, I'm laughing way too hard now

[@AdamAdver]

Lol

[@multistuff9831]

Not even the manslator knows what the fuck she means

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

Steven Shapiro: do you know where the library is? Girl: hehe here’s my number

[@eragons1894]

It's been 13 years... And i still need one in my life.

[@BlueeCo91]

Can someone give me the amazon link

[@captain4eva778]

Its supposed to be a joke and its not a real thing

[@hipokemonfans]

@@captain4eva778 WHOOSH

[@sebastianneunteufel4702]

@@hipokemonfans thanks for helping me out there are so many people ho need a whoosh here

[@captain4eva778]

@@hipokemonfans yeee

[@PresumedGecko20]

www.amazon.com/yo,boi,this,is,not,real,duh/fakenews

[@Isaacpalencar]

Where's Elon Musk to see this?

[@TimtheYoutuber]

Do he need it, or do he need to make it?

[@mike0373]

@@TimtheKZbinr to make it

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Idk

[@vgl3ntdj829]

Dayum those cheeks on that pfp doe.

[@amaan.3569]

With joeMama

[@LeahDada]

Me : **reads title** Also me : *”manslaughter?”*

[@2_Awesome4u]

Leah Dada lol exactly what o thought

[@Ethan-uj4pq]

I read it like that too

[@bbqchicken4152]

OMG same

[@beruta1733]

Me:Reads comment Also me:3100 likes

[@LeahDada]

THE DUDE! .-.

[@BandikatlaSaicharan]

I'm fine Really stop looking at me -- so accurate 🤣

[@mambana8162]

Her : let's have dinner outside Him : Sure, which restaurant ? Her : I don't know, you decide The Manslater : you guess what restaurant me want

[@bimabi3835]

Taco bell? Womanslater: I really like tacos, i require tacos, give. Me. Tacos

[@didinhidayat8204]

For that problem we have the manslater 2.0 to translate the manslater

[@solomoncrowe887]

Simple answer here my dudes, go to the most lavish and expensive restaurant. Order two of the most expensive dish. Then when the bill comes tell her you forgot your wallet because you were so focused on figuring out the perfect place to eat. She'll never make you guess again.

[@didinhidayat8204]

@@solomoncrowe887 the manslater : i pay and than we broke up

[@therealbrendanc9905]

I love how girls think guys know where they want to eat at it could be a whole new restaurant they’re thinking about and we’ll never figure it out

[@KojoBailey]

The fact that the translator speaks caveman makes it even better.

[@duzzitmatter8679]

It sounds like Strongbad

[@LS9646]

Because men are bilingual.

[@williamjacobs]

@@duzzitmatter8679 Thank you! I thought it was just me!

[@ahabrawgaming1289]

Sounds more like mutant "strong" from fallout4

[@videodeposu8741]

Lol

[@k3zk3z]

When I read the title, I thought it was "Manslaughter"...

[@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure]

Hahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahha lmao lmao lmao lmao Get it?

[@k3zk3z]

@@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure nope

[@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure]

I thought u wanted me to laugh

[@Alexutz45321]

mans laughter

[@octavmandru9219]

It kinda is...

[@addieira03]

This was ahead of it's time. It's mindblowing that this is possible now with ChatGPT 😂

[@KyosisPlays]

The voice of the device is killing me. 😂

[@Deinefadda96]

its reminds me of a Super Mutant from Fallout

[@edgykid8066]

COOKIES

[@Splatomix]

It reminds me of Michael Scott

[@subshadow1]

It reminds me of Matthew "Matt" Alan Chapman as Strong Bad

[@erikkastelec1600]

You have got 666 likes.

[@is.a.bell88]

The acting is awful but that’s what makes it even better

[@MightyCosmicNights]

Yass

[@futuza]

The acting seems really good to me. They did a fantastic job of imitating your typical stiff infomercial acting. But I think that's what you meant?

[@aishagirl1608]

I think they are doing it on purpose (sorry if i spelled anything wrong)

[@dariusdarkwing4998]

Ironic on purpose!

[@COVID--kf3tx]

@@futuza ikr and based on the expression it was pretty clear what they meant haha

[@Mr-dc4es]

Whoever invent it, that person kinda deserves Nobel prize for peace.

[@joyalsaju8878]

Thats a good one

[@Nikigun]

You faked this comment in fact its directly above yours

[@dutchvanderlinde6019]

@@Nikigun Hello Arthur, trouble with Mary?

[@intuitivecelestial1806]

And science

[@Nikigun]

@@dutchvanderlinde6019 ye she keeps saying Oh Arthor

[@imreallyalone]

Man: Im fine. Translator: Im fine. Woman: "visible confusion"

[@MariaElena51185]

😂😂 so true

[@w.e.572]

"Me never date you!" --- this would have saved me a lot of hassle.

[@aidanokeeffe7928]

Can I like this comment twice?

[@AliceHasenkohl]

I think most women are being conditioned to be avoidant of conflict - and therefor miss opportunities to first reflect objectively and then voice what's on their mind. a behavior that really is extremely detrimental to both parties.

[@GNAAAAAARRPP]

Its pretty obvious when a girl isnt into you unless theyre one of those annoying girls who has to make everything she says cryptic, and even then, those girls are never worth it.

[@rattlingduck8454]

*don't remind me*

[@GNAAAAAARRPP]

@@rattlingduck8454 sad

[@braisinran7663]

Woman: "What are you thinking about?" Man: "Nothing" Manslater: "Nothing"

[@VigilIsWatching]

Manslater: chezburger

[@DarkLight-sz1vp]

Manslater: “sand”

[@hailongnguyen1005]

Manslater: if I put my finger deep enough in my butthole will I be able to feel my own shit?

[@nathanmccracken6786]

@@hailongnguyen1005 yes

[@vroomvrommgrrr6950]

@@hailongnguyen1005 You don't need to put your finger that deep.

[@JustinEvitable80]

"When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, EVERYthing's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off." - Homer Simpson

[@diegobaltier6863]

Lmao

[@SC-RGX7]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@mattcole9256]

I have repeated this line from that episode so many times...great to see it as a comment!

[@patefreeman1739]

Ahh one of the greatest scholar of man in our time

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

Greatest quote

[@shuvobiswas4697]

Finally after 12 years youtube understands what I want to watch ..

[@Tsai_tama]

Man : what do you want for dinner Female : get whatever you want Manslater: starts producing smokes and explodes

[@Veins1]

I want to 'like' this 100 times

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

E R R O R

[@JamesBond-qx2bx]

Manslator : Syntax error

[@Kokola-qh9wp]

This didn't age well

[@Mustafa-ql9te]

Sudip Tsai how didn’t it age well, inform me

[@toptenz1480]

People disliked it as they were so disappointed this is not a real product.

[@Doomfreak90]

Top TenZ it’s that... and women

[@Kalposia1056]

I’m not a feminist but seriously this was just the most stereotypical boring ass boomer humor ever :/

[@shire890]

@@Kalposia1056 stfu we dont care

[@toptenz1480]

@@Kalposia1056 SIMP

[@snakesniksnak2998]

i had too well made video tho

[@giokyo9465]

"Me no date you" I felt that .

[@filipportman5981]

The natural disaster didn't choose you. You should be happy.

[@shemvlogs3744]

FRIENDZONED!!... Damn I need this translator for sure.

[@collectionoflines5577]

I used to laugh at this commercial before marriage but now I am ready to buy this device.

[@kaan8863]

babe i don't want a fancy wedding manslater: you will spend half your life savings on a shiny ring

[@TayoEXE]

The best start to a marriage is to not blow all your savings at the beginning.

[@FockeWulfFW200]

@@TayoEXE the best start to a marriage is no start at all

[@mattiacenacchi726]

@@FockeWulfFW200 mic drop

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

@@FockeWulfFW200 As far I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay" marriage

[@sennacookie5043]

But.. then there's no money left for the wedding

[@Tr4sh_can34]

100 dollars is a reasonable price to understand women After a few people pointed out that its 100 dollars in seven easy payments so 700 dollars. Still a good price though

[@isadora7286]

7 x 100 so that's 700 oof

[@Tr4sh_can34]

Isadora Carvalho 700 what?

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

@@Tr4sh_can34 7 wifes :D

[@Tr4sh_can34]

*wives

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

@@Tr4sh_can34 IV FINISHED SHOOL, LEAVE ME ALONE

[@zachhaywood1564]

Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now." Manslater: "I will date literally any guy except you."

[@n1rvana_]

That one needs a translation??? "Not looking for a date" isn't obvious?

[@ShiKazumi16]

@@n1rvana_ you'd be surprised

[@ximenacauzor8114]

Yeah, thats me

[@n1rvana_]

@@ShiKazumi16 Is it people being pushy after the fact? The assumption that the other person is playing hard to get? Or like...'not looking for a date' is said as a threat right before the attack instead of a warning to back off.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now." manslator: "I will literally sleep with anyone today, more cocks!!"

[@jimg1787]

We need this more than we need social media.

[@emplays22]

In this day and age, I can confirm that this device is needed more than ever.

[@ezecskornfan]

yeah man, totally! We are one step away from the real war of the sexes.

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

@@ezecskornfan no we aren't. Like, at all.

[@courtjester1135]

The FemLogic chip only works on primitive 'feminine' brainwaves. It can't process Feminist think or Woke logic.

[@incubus_the_man]

we need one to decipher political speech too.

[@TheBluesnbob]

for simps only I think

[@jakemustian99]

have you ever been in a relationship where both parties just communicate clearly what they want and don't play games or use sarcasm? yeah me niether

[@Gabriel-sd1oh]

I am actually the trick is both parties double checks every time someone says anything not exhausting at all 👌

[@solomoncrowe887]

Yeah, sorry dude. This is real life.....not Disney Cinematic Universe

[@naazriin]

There’s plenty of relationships with parties who communicate clearly.

[@noneofyourbusiness2992]

I have

[@justinmiller129]

It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpK5mYivatR5rK8&.vnkc

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Let me guess: this showed up on your recommended after ten years. EDIT: Good grief! How in the world did this comment attract so much attention?

[@laytonperrett6130]

Fuck yah

[@thorinoakenshield217]

Underated comment

[@malcolmz3626]

How'd you know?

[@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor]

Yup

[@kamogelomabea3592]

Whoa how did you know?

[@Stuart267]

Nearly 2am & I am screaming with laughter at the translator voiceover

[@mathiascronqvist585]

Her: What's on your mind? Him: Nothing. Her: He must be thinking about other women. Her: Really, what's wrong? Him: Really, nothing. Manslater: There is nothing going on in my mind right now. My last remaining brain cells are on a lunch break, and I am currently zoned out, staring at the wall. Please stop asking.

[@mateoremedi4703]

More like Manslater: i am wondering what would happen if two fictional character ever meet each other. Of course, You don't like this kind of things so i preffer don't bother You with that

[@seanryan3020]

Last time that happened to me was 2 years ago. The kicker was that it wasn't even my wife--it was the flight attendant on a flight from Jakarta to Tokyo! I was just sitting and staring out the window because I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on video that I wanted to watch. She kept asking me if everything was all right and seemed actually unsettled by the fact that I was just staring out the window. I finally asked her for some water just to give her something to do and break the tension.

[@mwnciboo]

Her: What's on your mind? Him:Nothing *Reality - He is imaging who would win a fight between a Great White Shark and a Gorilla - Or how many breakfast muffins he could eat in a sitting - or where he could he dispose of her body*

[@jamescody7259]

Was just wondering if a werewolf or a robot would win in a fight.

[@leehaelters6182]

@@seanryan3020, what airline?

[@unnamed1613]

Her: "Do I look fat?" Manslater: RUN!

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

As a woman who is underweight, I just want the darn clothes to fit and not look like hanging ghostly shrouds.

[@ericbappity]

@@JasmineSurrealVideos just eattttttt

[@MrRain-wg9vw]

@@JasmineSurrealVideos I hope you arrive at your goal soon! Stay safe!

[@dadeusz3083]

if your wife askin, u have no choice just run

[@autismman102]

@Eric Geng it’s not that easy... I eat as much as I possibly for breakfast, lunch and dinner and also have a snack every 2 hours and I’m still underweight. For some people gaining weight can be just as hard as losing weight.

[@achoiroffrogs7653]

Even as a girl, this is still really useful

[@Minskpotato]

Really? What did you learn?

[@edenanderson5527]

Обамасорус Рекс women are hard to understand so are men tho

[@sofichan8458]

Yes, fellow females are very difficult to understand

[@theannihilator1173]

karaphia animates not only that, I find humans in general to be hard to understand

[@shin4993]

i dont understand english

[@Cookie82772]

The way it said "me ready 30 min" had me in stitches

[@MDDeGrande1994]

Same 🤣

[@shabbarali507]

Meanwhile Dog: woof woof woof Girl: Aww so cute Dogslater: *WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES SUMMER , WHERE ARE THEY*

[@ultimatedeadpoolx]

Shabbar Ali Asif 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imjusttired1906]

Shabbar Ali Asif best comment by far

[@shabbarali507]

@@imjusttired1906 glad you liked it

[@zacmosier1715]

And the manslater says, "In my purse with your owners. Fucking bitches." 😂

[@yourmajestythequeenbee]

Only real mofos know where this comment originated from. Can't wait for season 4!!🤙

[@youlikejazzyeahmetoo815]

It’s sound awfully like “manslaughter”

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

the man (behind the) slaughter

[@Свободовец-и6п]

@@RaffiP-od8dj lul

[@ristonalaimo5048]

or Man'Splain-er

[@youlikejazzyeahmetoo815]

y’all are getting creative lmao

[@mohammedaloujly3838]

Lmao that is what caught my attention in the first place

[@rohanjeetdas5707]

Why does the manslator sound like my coach?

[@lukealias1uk345]

Top 10 questions science can't answer

[@aquillandscroll6428]

Rohanjeet Das How the hell do I see you on many of the vids I watch?Even today I saw ya on another vid.

[@jayknowles2146]

Rohanjeet Das *cookie monster*

[@sandrahenriksson6257]

Your coach is yoda?

[@MommaWolf2298]

Rohanjeet Das he secretely voiced it

[@perkelyat]

No, "I'm fine" in man translates to "I'm not fine, never am, and will never tell a soul."

[@electrikal_shok588]

"I'm fine" "Me not fine!" Simple, short, yet contains so much information about female communication

[@reidarunee1974]

Indeed it does

[@Aranya7734]

I want to like the comment but it has 690 likes and its just too perfect

[@regularly_priced]

Even though this video is funny, I don’t know why this is a stereotype. It’s just being passive aggressive. And none of the girls I know(including myself) are passive aggressive like that, except one old woman I know. Maybe it’s just a thing of the past at this point? But i don’t see it happening now, and I think it’s unnecessary to generalize half the population based on this video

[@MarkoIgrač]

@@regularly_priced i havent met a single female ever that does not do this, its just fucking stupid.

[@chewy99.]

@@regularly_priced I know a lot of girls like this. Even my mom lol; sometimes she tells me she’s ok with me doing something and when I do it she might get really frustrated or mad. Like c’mon just say what you actually want to say not some secret code lol

[@williammay2332]

H: "What did I do?" S: "Well, don't you know?" H: "Just tell me." S: "Isn't it obvious?"

[@dmytrorekechynsky]

Manslator: "UNEXPECTED BEHAVIOUR, TRY AGAIN"

[@ArtStoneUS]

@The Human Meme but if you loved me, you would know

[@CodeBroRob]

I actually had this a week ago

[@davidking4838]

She's telling you you need a Manslator.

[@jf2801]

@DarthVaper so keep your pride at the expense of the one you claim to love? Yikes, my dude.

[@maddie-qv9eh]

**Thinks how I managed to get here**

[@ihaveaproblem4270]

My recommended section is hella drunk ru

[@radec4223]

@@ihaveaproblem4270 same here

[@moringrey7981]

SomeStuff Like yea same

[@thechunguschronicles5933]

SomeStuff Like yea 666 likes o-o

[@yungboomer6467]

1000 like!

[@Staarkalinou]

YT pushes this video back from time to time.. always cracking me up !!😄

[@Marina-yw9lj]

Her: Hey, are you okay? Him: Yeah, I'm okay. Manslater: *How did the person that invented the clock know what time it is when they first invented it?*

[@madmalkavian3857]

I was deeply disturbed by this thought until I realized that there was a civilization that made their entire village a giant intricate sundial and realized that humans have just always been weird about time. So the answer is probably because a bunch of farmers were really obsessed with getting that perfect amount of sunlight and made a point to jot down the exact moment they'd get that light over hundreds of years. Yes I answered a shit post with the utmost sincerity.

[@deanlonagan1475]

um..when the sun is directly overhead,its 12 pm..dawn and dusk may vary with the seasons but midday doesnt much..

[@deanlonagan1475]

@Ambrose Bierce ..yeah..dont do it on cloudy days..just pretend you invented it on the next sunny day..

[@Marina-yw9lj]

Oh thanks fellow scientists 🤓

[@LaserTractor]

Are women just can't believe us, men, that we are REALLY that "not serious" most of the time?

[@pandadanda-xc3uq]

I laughed at this before I had a girlfriend but now I would legit pay money for this thing

[@mildlyinconvenient7903]

Hah

[@longliveliljay1670]

I'll do anything :(

[@brianrote9146]

Sounds like you have a Kim on your hands. Lol.

[@niko2433]

was laughing at this

[@redman0901]

if you need a translator you're not in a partnership you're in an abusive relationship, leave asap.

[@Bottlz_Beatbox]

Guy: *Asks woman out* Woman: "No thanks, maybe some other time." Manslater: "Ew."

[@stahl_rosen]

Damn that just hurts man…

[@Peter_File69]

”You’re not tall enough”

[@schrodingerscat1863]

100% true.

[@III-zu7ne]

no, they'll just straight up say "ew"

[@guyfromavillage134]

@Mike Collon "your wallet and personality doesn't compensate your lack in height lol"

[@tonybytheway7543]

This should totally be a thing......but women would hate it.

[@MrKingkz]

Yes it would be called sexist even tho it has a setting for women to understanding men lol

[@sas-qq1pd]

They would get so f*cked by Twitter if they had released this these days.

[@zebrasgrave9354]

what

[@alexylophony]

@@zebrasgrave9354 the product would be cancelled by twitter

[@iambluexd]

yeah lmao, twitter gets offended by everything, you could get cancelled for like exisiting or something

[@MP-ut6eb]

@@alexylophony *Laughs in no socials in life except KZbin* things went south even more. Glad i realized it 8 years ago as 18 😂

[@alexylophony]

@@MP-ut6eb lmao yeah

[@drg8687]

Woman: "You're right, I'm sorry." Manslater: "It's a trap!"

[@OttrPopAnimations]

lol

[@illuminator7709]

"IT TRAP!"

[@nori3681]

IT NO GUD

[@TheWhovinerd-1963]

So is when they ask the questions “How do I look” or “do you think she’s cute” Those questions you must tread very carefully lol 😂.

[@OttrPopAnimations]

@@TheWhovinerd-1963 exactly

[@thechieftain8936]

Ahhh the early 2010s the last chance humanity was allowed to joke without fear or reprisals

[@guccisharpies8356]

So true

[@Rugybrat]

@@tomaszkantoch4426 Then why are you the one whining lol

[@tomaszkantoch4426]

@@Rugybrat I'm not whining. I don't give a shit. I just telling how it is.

[@Rugybrat]

@@tomaszkantoch4426 Nah man I've met dudes who are bothered and offended by weirdest shit it's wild.

[@nathangilbert7889]

The Chieftain soon we have to go through the terrible 20,s

[@FreedomCinema88]

Do i need to see the other eight so i could fully appreciate Death Cop 9?

[@Not_actually_a_commie]

"I'm fine. Really. Stop looking at me." Never have I resonated more with a statement

[@ethanyeeetnotfamous2125]

Lol

[@cultofthevoid5677]

I hate it when a woman asks me "what are you thinking about?"

[@wreckingopossum]

When a woman says she will be done in five minutes, think 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter of a football game. The game is tied and both teams still have all their timeouts.

[@kellynolen498]

Lol

[@themc3311]

And then it goes into overtime.

[@Good-Enuff-Garage]

needless to say it's a conference championship game, winner goes to the superbowl, and you're team is in it for the first time in 20 years

[@TundraTrash]

Or 30 seconds left in a basketball game.

[@mwater_moon2865]

When guy says 5 minutes, think that for the next 5 minutes he'll be playing on his phone or picking his nose, and THEN in 5 minutes he'll start looking for his shoes, which he will not be able to find because they're in the middle of the room where he put them. But he'll interrupt what you're doing. Time out #1 Then he'll need his keys, which hopefully aren't still in the door. Time out #2 Then he'll wonder where he set the item he needed to carry with him (tickets/returns/etc.) because he "just had them" and "put them down a second ago" and while asking you to help him FIND the thing that he needs, will accuse you of moving it despite you being in another room, or still looking for his shoes/watch/keys... Injury on the field, medics called out. Then once everyone is all "Ready" he needs to ______ "really quickly" before going. 2 minute warning. Ever wonder WHY a woman needs 30 minutes to get 5 minutes done?

[@ericgnass202]

I showed this to my wife and she found it hilarious. She then said I am not like that. I am very clear on what I want. I then was about to say no you are like that but then I stopped and thought for a second... Anything I think is always the contrary that I should say. So I said yes you're always straight forward and clear. Seems like I passed that test.

[@leifvejby8023]

:-D

[@subhasisjoshi8135]

Bro, u successfully dodged a bullet 😂

[@atojad4352]

@@subhasisjoshi8135 leaving her would be dodging the bullet lmao

[@Pinefenario]

Bro you are our hero!

[@operatorismail6038]

Did you go to Harvard or what

[@lordofthecritics]

3 divorces in. I still haven't received mine.

[@Panchabhuta]

Did KZbin force you to Watch this Video😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@StryderEz]

Panchabhuta same

[@elruso8380]

Yeah haha what’s up fellow recommended-to-me person

[@Simke_Cloud]

yes

[@เกชาเหมือนกลาง]

Im a furry and this appeared

[@metafelle]

Did you force yourself to not know grammar.

[@korami4661]

The perfect device doesn't exis- *MANSLATER*

[@sirnunyabuiz6529]

I'd buy it on spot even from some fishy dude on the street no excuses made, lmao.

[@if8754]

I am da like number 666, rekt

[@bluewave2432]

This was funny meme in 2010 when I was a kid. Now as an adult I seriously would absolutely jump at the opportunity for one of these now.

[@vast634]

modern AI technology to the rescue

[@greglinski2208]

Shuddup junior. You’re still a kid, and women never talk to you so why would you need one?

[@commentspae]

yeah and it's totally not like the people who would've been confused enough to literally require a translator *when this was made* were before you were even born

[@Xoilen]

why do you even care enough though, unless you have a wife and kids of course

[@msunje9862]

Why not just date men

[@bobsyouruncle5534]

This doesn't get old.