The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, *everything’s wrong* .” - Homer Simpson.

[@alejandrov.g.2417]

He couldn't be more right

[@arika4542]

So true!!

[@darthnoxthegerman]

Yes, but what does a women say when she means nothing is wrong?

[@alejandrov.g.2417]

@@darthnoxthegerman she doesn't say that

[@bluesusername]

@@darthnoxthegerman There is never nothing wrong.

[@KingofBeasts444]

Man: "I'm fine" Translator: "honestly just thinking about dinosaurs."

[@spacesheep5567]

TRANSlator

[@NaughtiusMaximmus]

@@spacesheep5567 *no*

[@ancientess4424]

Yeah it’s fine.. TRANSlator: bitch you forgot he was a BOY, remember?? Binder and shit. Use the correct pronouns next time, loser.

[@rollutherhodie3076]

Lmao yes

[@ginunggagap]

At one point in my life i was in this exact situation.. i was literally thinking about how dinosaurs lived 60 million years ago and how the bible saya that there is a God who just suddenly said let there be light and then came Adam and Eve... And im still so confused about the timeline and how it all happened that the bible didnt say that God made dinosaurs...

[@idozal7245]

You had the perfect opportunity to call it a translate-her

[@alouby]

Clever. 200 iq

[@animereviews5269]

Underrated comment

[@ignatcommaignatov]

genius

[@davidfowler3082]

My first thought

[@xrvo5030]

*Manslate-her*

[@sigataros]

its crazy how much tone can affect the meaning of a sentence

[@angelfuturejob]

I love how the manslater sounds like a caveman

[@billweasley1382]

Kinds sounds like Cookie Monster.

[@TrishtanAG]

@@billweasley1382 It's like Strong Bad.

[@computerguy6264]

@@billweasley1382 exactly like cookie monster.

[@t.o.c9176]

Hulk

[@Luis_Facil]

Super Mutant

[@stompchunkman4248]

Girl: What are you thinking about? Dude: Nothing Manslator: *sounds of wind blowing*

[@chetanphoenix]

Girl: "Hello customer care? Yeah my manslator is broken."

[@sunnypvp6]

Chetan Bhadrashette like she thinks that her man is definitely thinking about something but in reality he’s not thinking!

[@pedroribeiro9746]

girl: what are you thinking about? dude: nothing womanslator: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHvLd2OCbNWZpZo

[@Dexous2232]

Not thinking is my way of conserving energy

[@jjthe13th]

Active meditation. It's called the Nothing Box. When a man opens the box, his brain becomes a massive vacuum. An empty void of utter nothingness

[@adenferguson2647]

Her: It’s yours. Manslater: *you are paying child support*

[@lyanismagestic4632]

bruh

[@ScooterS04]

Bruh my mouth hurts from laughing

[@TheLordstrider]

2 People Answered to your comment with the word Bruh. it's kinda funny that at 2010, no one used this kind of phrases lol

[@Dorddis]

He ge?

[@erwinrommel4322]

Me cant pay the support if there is no me. Simple as that

[@therageknight8546]

The Mr. T “I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up” is classic 😂

[@nitehawk9270]

If I have to put the toilet seat up then she can put it down. Equality.

[@rabies3539]

I love how the manslator speaks caveman, and the womanslator speaks like a full story novel.

[@a-pizza-pie]

ME WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JSpeedy306]

Me hungry Me tired Me h*rny Do we need any more words?

[@ukhawaja]

Sounds like cookie monster. Me want COOKIES!

[@monkeboy121]

Well why does it need to say anything in detail for men. We try our best to say what we mean.

[@same1]

And caveman is way more easier to understand than woman language

[@MrOarson]

Woman: "I'm cold." Manslater: "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[@Fruzhin5483]

Nice

[@fernandogonzalezfarinas9685]

You forgot to say please

[@TheGreatResist]

The womanator

[@robertjohn9684]

LOOOOL

[@cartooningwithchris5329]

I want a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

[@justiniscracked4977]

Mom: *calls you by ur full name* Momslator: D E A T H

[@bl00d-d3ar]

XD

[@accountdisbanded]

Momslator: i want to send you to hell

[@SukatoKjolen]

Prepare for LA CHANCLA.

[@squirrel8185]

Honestly 99 bucks is undervalued.

[@thekodex1186]

Lmao

[@Twitch_Moderator]

*The caveman translation is BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!* 🤣😂🤣

[@Boog_masskway]

Haha the only way we’ll understand

[@mikeszz5]

Absolutely the only way we undertand 😂🤣😅

[@kennnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Thats venom

[@AltsekBUL]

ME READY 30 MINUTE!

[@theo8334]

It's remind me the voice of Grimlock

[@sphereloc5062]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[@mr.potato8000]

underrated

[@KRS2000]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, no, no. Your face does". Sorry, I was paraphrasing David Spade from Tommy Boy. Now, I'm off to go watch that movie.

[@SL2797]

A B S O L U T L E L Y D E C I M A T E D

[@cardinalbob1]

No it’s that Häagen-Dazs ice cream that makes you look fat.

[@KRS2000]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "When you get too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn".

[@nolimitomo]

Girl: omg i’m so ugly manslator: she wants a compliment now!

[@Joko-zt8ui]

COMPLIMENT! NOW!

[@gaounjahardick1586]

Ok boss

[@animemoments7777]

@DUmmY_ThICc PERFECT ANSWER

[@soothorn496]

If I say Im ugly that means I want you to agree to my face lmao

[@anonymousx2396]

💀

[@lucascunha4465]

Dad: “I will go buy some milk.” Dadslator: “Me no see you ever again!”

[@scarlettmallory3764]

Hahaha

[@danielfcastro]

I knew that with cigarettes 🤣🤣

[@lilyhuddleston19]

Lol

[@garrettmills8127]

My dad said those words I I got lucky, he came back 🙂

[@unknownexplorer6232]

Lucky 15 years and mine still has not come back

[@chrisedward7575]

I’ve learned to delay my response. When she says something a take a 10-20 second pause before I answer. That gives me time to analyze the situation.

[@acebirdjohn]

You get 10 seconds to respond?!

[@brick9458]

The guy version: “I’m not cold” means “I’m not cold”

[@pardolagames8994]

Certainly

[@obviouslykaleb7998]

“I’m not cold” turns into “it’s really cold out here”

[@eldakka2163]

@@lemmetellyousmthman no dumbas

[@scalyribit971]

davidmichael shut dud your literlay annoying u gramer nazi like noone even wants u here in commets

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Scaly Ribit it’s ok she’s a grammar nazi

[@mprice6683]

This was ten years ago. I hope they fixed that one glitch. If a woman says she will be ready in 5 minutes it is at least an hour.

[@lucakoddsy3000]

typically ranging from 4-8 hours

[@Mr.Plant1994]

My Girlfriend gets ready in 10-15 mins. Should I be concerned?

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

@@Mr.Plant1994 Yes

[@Marcho]

@@Mr.Plant1994 she is obviously an alien impersonating a human....

[@Twak08]

@@Mr.Plant1994 very

[@KojoBailey]

The fact that the translator speaks caveman makes it even better.

[@duzzitmatter8679]

It sounds like Strongbad

[@LS9646]

Because men are bilingual.

[@williamjacobs]

@@duzzitmatter8679 Thank you! I thought it was just me!

[@ahabrawgaming1289]

Sounds more like mutant "strong" from fallout4

[@videodeposu8741]

Lol

[@pranav7471]

In the age of ChatGPT this should finally be technically feasible no?? Took us a decade though bois

[@quackduckquack]

You think chatgpt is able to understand women? 😂

[@pranav7471]

@@quackduckquack most certainly if its fine tuned on enough women data

[@Boog_masskway]

@@pranav7471that’s optimistic

[@Runslik3Wind]

@@pranav7471 then we wouldnt be able to understand it!

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

No lol

[@enzothebaker22]

The bad news, if you're married, this thing will burn through batteries faster than a California wildfire.

[@borahcn]

Laughed and felt sad at the same time.

[@thomasmaughan4798]

the real thing (Zoom H4N portable recorder) does actually burn through batteries Pretty Darn Quick (about 2 hours on 2 AA batteries).

[@Mr_Yeah]

Well, then integrate that technology into your voice assistant device at home which notifies the translations to your smartphone.

[@enzothebaker22]

@@Mr_Yeah I'm married...I already have a "voice assistant". But I get where you're coming from...

[@thomasmaughan4798]

@Gary Bea I did not "fall for advertising" I checked prices, specifications and features carefully. The Sony D50 does not have XLR inputs and that's a thing I use from time to time when plugging in to a sound system. It is also about twice the price of Zoom H4N and I'm pretty sure it did not exist at the time I bought H4N. It is a nice looking recorder for sure!

[@shariqueahmer11]

The inventor of Manslater deserves a Nobel Prize.

[@Owliver0411]

A Nobel Prize for peace

[@vitaliitomas8121]

To bad it's fictional

[@ivanpenaloza5212]

That inventor though!!

[@F0NZ13]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@tachyonic900]

He deserves more than nobel Prize

[@AkinsoftSB]

I saw this 10 years ago when I was 14, we meet again.

[@purpleking9137]

Ok

[@kimbaldun]

Not Ok

[@razar2335]

Not Ok

[@randomusername284]

Legend

[@seicbro9459]

I’m akinhard rn

[@bjb7587]

13 years later - still a classic. STILL A CLASSIC!

[@thegreatasparagus]

14.

[@bjb7587]

@@thegreatasparagus 15. Take it it leave it.

[@chichi-iw2ik]

Boy: Do you know where the library is? Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend

[@razmuzen1090]

xDDD

[@disatpathy]

Oh shit, I'm laughing way too hard now

[@AdamAdver]

Lol

[@multistuff9831]

Not even the manslator knows what the fuck she means

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

Steven Shapiro: do you know where the library is? Girl: hehe here’s my number

[@caotuanvo8480]

Man: I'm not taking my jacket off Manslator: Man's not hot

[@DioStandsStill]

Lmfao that reference

[@ludwigvanbeethoven7373]

*the ting go skraa*

[@medexamtoolscom]

More like Man: I'm not taking my jacket off Manslater: He's not taking his jacket off

[@mitigamespro8757]

medexamtoolsdotcom go commit O2 necessary

[@seer._.]

I’m waiting for dat guy to get wooshed

[@glazzodablue1831]

This hits the perfect balance that doesn’t offend anyone and offends everyone

[@hannanellia]

As a girl I just think it's a really good hilarious joke

[@bbrizs]

It offends no one

[@commonhousehuman]

I can use this to explqin to a friend that you should speak by saying the thing that you are trying to communicate instead of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the topic of becoming a couple and calling it "really obvious signs"

[@jennyderr1426]

it offends no one, by offending everyone.

[@comedytv2832]

it doesnt offend anybody. Not if the people watching are emotionally healthy. It just makes an observation about how each genders interact in a a humorous way. Sadly, most young people these days are not emotionally healthy. And im pretty sure that feminists would throw a shit-fit if you showed them this.

[@TamilDhevadhaiTharunya]

THE FACT THAT IT HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED AFTER 13 YEARS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!

[@MDDeGrande1994]

Wait, what? I thought this video was recent!

[@unnamed1613]

Her: "Do I look fat?" Manslater: RUN!

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

As a woman who is underweight, I just want the darn clothes to fit and not look like hanging ghostly shrouds.

[@ericbappity]

@@JasmineSurrealVideos just eattttttt

[@MrRain-wg9vw]

@@JasmineSurrealVideos I hope you arrive at your goal soon! Stay safe!

[@dadeusz3083]

if your wife askin, u have no choice just run

[@autismman102]

@Eric Geng it’s not that easy... I eat as much as I possibly for breakfast, lunch and dinner and also have a snack every 2 hours and I’m still underweight. For some people gaining weight can be just as hard as losing weight.

[@mrqwertyasdfgh9766]

"I'll be ready in five minutes" Manslater: "I'll be ready in THIRTY minutes" That one cracked me up.

[@shellpen7866]

Haha its true! 😂

[@masa-qi8cx]

So true i feel u

[@kingofgames-sq6ks]

It meant to say hours instead

[@internetexplorer8121]

90*

[@krichenboi]

Arent we all? „Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“ „Just this last game“ Result: 27 matches lost

[@solarwings1132]

After a divorce Woman: I just came back for my things... Manslator: I'm taking the kids

[@elliehamlin2311]

*Karen is doing it again*

[@beararms3777]

And half your shit.

[@KINGofkings49er]

@@beararms3777 *ALL* your shit

[@doak_]

@@KINGofkings49er No, not my toilet seat!

[@AltNova]

DarkOakly Give this man his toilet seat back

[@imreallyalone]

Man: Im fine. Translator: Im fine. Woman: "visible confusion"

[@MariaElena51185]

😂😂 so true

[@optimusprime595]

Girl: “Aww you’re such a good friend.” Manslator: “Me never date you!” Truer words have never been spoken

[@scoutintime]

I could sense what she meant, just a female ability. The Manslator works.

[@ogrehaslayers605]

I would posit that it ALSO means “but I’m totally going to flirt with you and lead you on when I need literally any kind of man-help. Moving, lifting, killing spiders, and opening jars.” Don’t fall for it gentlemen.

[@optimusprime595]

Jorgumander World Serpent And then get mad when you move on and find someone who actually likes you.

[@hhfbko]

That's life

[@thijsviergever9885]

@@ogrehaslayers605 isn't it called Jormungandr? Or am i missing a joke here?

[@kalenipclaw5683]

"Aww, you're such a good friend." "*ME NEVER DATE YOU!*" Yeah that friendzoning is easy to get.

[@foreignbag8861]

Nobody needs manslator to understand that.

[@rajimonpc5131]

@@foreignbag8861 yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@abdolpix4581]

That's the funniest part. Right?

[@DanOneOne]

I say "You too" and in my mind I go "Nobody cares..."

[@alpha0090]

"Honey I put a small dent in the car." Translation : front of car no longer attached to back of car

[@garyfoale3707]

alpha0090 the front fell off?

[@jaypond4368]

This kind of makes men look like idiots who cant grasp subtle hints

[@alpha0090]

It's more of women over-complicate simple things.

[@AJACITY]

alpha0090 haha

[@bobdude9772]

im laughing my ass off rn

[@edikind3347]

We should have a parent-child translator to. “Im fine” translates to: “Im not fine but if I tell you you’re going to ask me ‘what’s wrong?’ and try to have a conversation which I seriously don't want right now”

[@mathiascronqvist585]

Her: What's on your mind? Him: Nothing. Her: He must be thinking about other women. Her: Really, what's wrong? Him: Really, nothing. Manslater: There is nothing going on in my mind right now. My last remaining brain cells are on a lunch break, and I am currently zoned out, staring at the wall. Please stop asking.

[@mateoremedi4703]

More like Manslater: i am wondering what would happen if two fictional character ever meet each other. Of course, You don't like this kind of things so i preffer don't bother You with that

[@seanryan3020]

Last time that happened to me was 2 years ago. The kicker was that it wasn't even my wife--it was the flight attendant on a flight from Jakarta to Tokyo! I was just sitting and staring out the window because I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on video that I wanted to watch. She kept asking me if everything was all right and seemed actually unsettled by the fact that I was just staring out the window. I finally asked her for some water just to give her something to do and break the tension.

[@mwnciboo]

Her: What's on your mind? Him:Nothing *Reality - He is imaging who would win a fight between a Great White Shark and a Gorilla - Or how many breakfast muffins he could eat in a sitting - or where he could he dispose of her body*

[@jamescody7259]

Was just wondering if a werewolf or a robot would win in a fight.

[@leehaelters6182]

@@seanryan3020, what airline?

[@Xainfinen]

The sad thing about fake commercial, is that you actually want to buy the depicted product.

[@unfocusedclover9050]

Xainfinen not for $700

[@timkozlov]

Unfocused Clover it's been 2 years...

[@danieldunlap4077]

That's $700 that would be well spent.

[@XdkevloldX]

Daniel Dunlap damn right 😂

[@WhysafraidofCause]

Unfocused Clover $700? I would pay a shit ton more

[@silkroad1201]

Me: "I'm going golfing babe!" Girlfriend: "Fine, go ahe.." *door shuts*

[@Diamondusa7]

Bahaha

[@khaledannajar]

Yes and after you return home 😢

[@sugarnads]

@@khaledannajar yep after get home laugh in her face

[@ziyeren5509]

rich fukk

[@2MeterLP]

I dont need passive agressive people in my life. If you are not capable or willing to say what you think, goodbye.

[@eragons1894]

It's been 13 years... And i still need one in my life.

[@unlil1]

Woman: Hi! Real meaning: Im taking the kids

[@ArtemLokhovitskiy]

That's brutal

[@BlaineSirius]

😂😂😂 IM DEEEEDDD

[@MartinRidez]

Lmao that one got me

[@_stealth_y]

Karen took the kids!

[@AlphaX01]

Haha

[@mambana8162]

Her : let's have dinner outside Him : Sure, which restaurant ? Her : I don't know, you decide The Manslater : you guess what restaurant me want

[@bimabi3835]

Taco bell? Womanslater: I really like tacos, i require tacos, give. Me. Tacos

[@didinhidayat8204]

For that problem we have the manslater 2.0 to translate the manslater

[@solomoncrowe887]

Simple answer here my dudes, go to the most lavish and expensive restaurant. Order two of the most expensive dish. Then when the bill comes tell her you forgot your wallet because you were so focused on figuring out the perfect place to eat. She'll never make you guess again.

[@didinhidayat8204]

@@solomoncrowe887 the manslater : i pay and than we broke up

[@therealbrendanc9905]

I love how girls think guys know where they want to eat at it could be a whole new restaurant they’re thinking about and we’ll never figure it out

[@Tsai_tama]

Man : what do you want for dinner Female : get whatever you want Manslater: starts producing smokes and explodes

[@Veins1]

I want to 'like' this 100 times

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

E R R O R

[@JamesBond-qx2bx]

Manslator : Syntax error

[@Kokola-qh9wp]

This didn't age well

[@Mustafa-ql9te]

Sudip Tsai how didn’t it age well, inform me

[@BandikatlaSaicharan]

I'm fine Really stop looking at me -- so accurate 🤣

[@HenWithATie]

*DIVORCE RATE DROPS TO 0%*

[@camelofsiberia962]

😂😂😂 Yeah

[@kotaro5403]

Also Economy shuting down

[@chadangeles3856]

fuck

[@alter3go411]

Male suicide spikes

[@Temzy]

Lol I stopped the 666 likes

[@haroilija]

"you no do what you want" *He is speaking the language of the gods*

[@queda5331]

Edited the comment so the replies wouldn't make sense.

[@tgaw9659]

@@queda5331 r/whoosh

[@queda5331]

@@tgaw9659 you missed the joke. Learn some Spanish and you'll get it.

[@tgaw9659]

@@queda5331 yea here I Egypt we don't take Spanish thought you were taking it seriously or something

[@thanthanh5190]

666 likes and 4 comments before i put +1 in both

[@bobtheduck]

I think mine's broken. It just keeps repeating "Me never date you" every time a woman speaks.

[@thecoolalexpro5403]

im 69th like

[@savageloli7304]

@@thecoolalexpro5403 i'm the destroyer of that 69

[@derpedlerp1237]

@@savageloli7304 I hate you

[@savageloli7304]

@@derpedlerp1237mwehehehe

[@GoogleAccount-pi9ct]

Lol

[@AshLikes2analyse]

A few years ago , I thought this was sexist. Now , I'm begging for this with money in hand.

[@gz9520]

So you gotten involved with a women since then haven’t you?

[@LeahDada]

Me : **reads title** Also me : *”manslaughter?”*

[@2_Awesome4u]

Leah Dada lol exactly what o thought

[@Ethan-uj4pq]

I read it like that too

[@bbqchicken4152]

OMG same

[@beruta1733]

Me:Reads comment Also me:3100 likes

[@LeahDada]

THE DUDE! .-.

[@kaan8863]

babe i don't want a fancy wedding manslater: you will spend half your life savings on a shiny ring

[@TayoEXE]

The best start to a marriage is to not blow all your savings at the beginning.

[@FockeWulfFW200]

@@TayoEXE the best start to a marriage is no start at all

[@mattiacenacchi726]

@@FockeWulfFW200 mic drop

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

@@FockeWulfFW200 As far I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay" marriage

[@sennacookie5043]

But.. then there's no money left for the wedding

[@pie-ninetyever7328]

I feel sorry for the people who made this, they had to do the most difficult research ever

[@abalrog42]

women are easy as hell to understand...the problem is when you DO learn all their jargon, you realize what horrible people they really are. They don't even act like girls anymore...

[@flyingmerkel6]

And it's already obsolete

[@mysticfist-cloakedgamer-9042]

Best device made

[@Dougson]

But it was worth it

[@dvorak826]

Magfed Jim Its a joke.

[@shuvobiswas4697]

Finally after 12 years youtube understands what I want to watch ..

[@braisinran7663]

Woman: "What are you thinking about?" Man: "Nothing" Manslater: "Nothing"

[@VigilIsWatching]

Manslater: chezburger

[@DarkLight-sz1vp]

Manslater: “sand”

[@hailongnguyen1005]

Manslater: if I put my finger deep enough in my butthole will I be able to feel my own shit?

[@nathanmccracken6786]

@@hailongnguyen1005 yes

[@vroomvrommgrrr6950]

@@hailongnguyen1005 You don't need to put your finger that deep.

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

Woman: what are you thinking about? Man: nothing Manslator: What types of cereal do serial killers kill?

[@MrWatch-xy7hx]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😀👉👉

[@josephcerrera8299]

Pops cereal. Cause we popping and glocking

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Multi grain Cheerios. No joke here, they just suck

[@fwjadeee]

brub

[@batman5428]

This deserve more like

[@giokyo9465]

"Me no date you" I felt that .

[@filipportman5981]

The natural disaster didn't choose you. You should be happy.

[@shemvlogs3744]

FRIENDZONED!!... Damn I need this translator for sure.

[@addieira03]

This was ahead of it's time. It's mindblowing that this is possible now with ChatGPT 😂

[@shabbarali507]

Meanwhile Dog: woof woof woof Girl: Aww so cute Dogslater: *WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES SUMMER , WHERE ARE THEY*

[@ultimatedeadpoolx]

Shabbar Ali Asif 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imjusttired1906]

Shabbar Ali Asif best comment by far

[@shabbarali507]

@@imjusttired1906 glad you liked it

[@zacmosier1715]

And the manslater says, "In my purse with your owners. Fucking bitches." 😂

[@yourmajestythequeenbee]

Only real mofos know where this comment originated from. Can't wait for season 4!!🤙

[@drg8687]

Woman: "You're right, I'm sorry." Manslater: "It's a trap!"

[@OttrPopAnimations]

lol

[@illuminator7709]

"IT TRAP!"

[@nori3681]

IT NO GUD

[@TheWhovinerd-1963]

So is when they ask the questions “How do I look” or “do you think she’s cute” Those questions you must tread very carefully lol 😂.

[@OttrPopAnimations]

@@TheWhovinerd-1963 exactly

[@williammay2332]

H: "What did I do?" S: "Well, don't you know?" H: "Just tell me." S: "Isn't it obvious?"

[@dmytrorekechynsky]

Manslator: "UNEXPECTED BEHAVIOUR, TRY AGAIN"

[@ArtStoneUS]

@The Human Meme but if you loved me, you would know

[@CodeBroRob]

I actually had this a week ago

[@davidking4838]

She's telling you you need a Manslator.

[@jf2801]

@DarthVaper so keep your pride at the expense of the one you claim to love? Yikes, my dude.

[@collectionoflines5577]

I used to laugh at this commercial before marriage but now I am ready to buy this device.

[@Bottlz_Beatbox]

Guy: *Asks woman out* Woman: "No thanks, maybe some other time." Manslater: "Ew."

[@stahl_rosen]

Damn that just hurts man…

[@Peter_File69]

”You’re not tall enough”

[@schrodingerscat1863]

100% true.

[@III-zu7ne]

no, they'll just straight up say "ew"

[@guyfromavillage134]

@Mike Collon "your wallet and personality doesn't compensate your lack in height lol"

[@jacopogoldstein493]

I dont know why mine is stuck and just says Me never date you with every woman i meet

[@raffaelechinotti5244]

HAHAHAHA this is the 2° best comment

[@OlivePapyrus]

Well, you're the most probable common denominator. Start there.

[@dasguptaarup8684]

@@OlivePapyrus you should check out the "common denominator" jokes: sample: water+ rum , water+ whiskey, water+ vodka ...... etc etc all cause "problems" must blame that common part

[@OlivePapyrus]

@@dasguptaarup8684 Noted. Fixed.

[@raptorwithagun5206]

Oh. That’s some tough lunch there.

[@joudi1738]

I sent this to my dad, he replied, "I really need one of those, your mom's confusing" Lol

[@augustojm1860]

LOL I sent it to my dad too, waiting on his response 😂😂😂

[@joudi1738]

@@augustojm1860 😂

[@bob-omb1217]

I'm waiting for my dad to get out of prison so I can send this

[@elizabethpinkiepie3614]

😂😂😂

[@offscreen6578]

@@bob-omb1217 *Bruh™️ moment.* The following is an official Bruh™️ moment card, for use only in case of an extreme Bruh™️ moment. Not to be confused with an Epic Gamer™️ moment. ©️1969 Western and Co.

[@ZWorksIndie]

Crazy how this got recommended to me 14 years later.

[@epiccoolawesomehandle]

Girl: ugh, im so fat and ugly Man: yea kind of Girl: **surprised pikachu face**

[@subydyber4439]

Man: *visible confusion*

[@Buttwipe-nc9br]

Lol true

[@lavalodong2473]

Manslator: GIVE COMPLIMENT ME

[@zippyparakeet1074]

Rip guy

[@flowplayz3140]

She wants sympathy. I'm slowly understanding woman Lingo.

[@JustinEvitable80]

"When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, EVERYthing's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off." - Homer Simpson

[@diegobaltier6863]

Lmao

[@SC-RGX7]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@mattcole9256]

I have repeated this line from that episode so many times...great to see it as a comment!

[@patefreeman1739]

Ahh one of the greatest scholar of man in our time

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

Greatest quote

[@torbenandert2920]

Do you want some food ? woman: no real meaning: hell yeah you better buy some or i will eat yours

[@andloc9592]

Sad how true it is

[@fireleafwa4140]

**coughs** _you*_ **coughs**

[@Uloveeverglow]

XD me sometimes

[@Explodingtv6Q]

Lol

[@bleh1569]

@@fireleafwa4140 xD LMAO

[@couchdoggo]

tbh i don't find them all that confusing you've just got to pay attention to small details and perceive how they're feeling. when they're upset then you can feel it without them saying usually and also you can tell if they're upset based on their speech as well like small changes in delivery and words they use. idk my best friend is a girl and we're very similar people so maybe its just me.

[@is.a.bell88]

The acting is awful but that’s what makes it even better

[@MightyCosmicNights]

Yass

[@futuza]

The acting seems really good to me. They did a fantastic job of imitating your typical stiff infomercial acting. But I think that's what you meant?

[@aishagirl1608]

I think they are doing it on purpose (sorry if i spelled anything wrong)

[@dariusdarkwing4998]

Ironic on purpose!

[@COVID--kf3tx]

@@futuza ikr and based on the expression it was pretty clear what they meant haha

[@achoiroffrogs7653]

Even as a girl, this is still really useful

[@Minskpotato]

Really? What did you learn?

[@edenanderson5527]

Обамасорус Рекс women are hard to understand so are men tho

[@sofichan8458]

Yes, fellow females are very difficult to understand

[@theannihilator1173]

karaphia animates not only that, I find humans in general to be hard to understand

[@shin4993]

i dont understand english

[@Marina-yw9lj]

Her: Hey, are you okay? Him: Yeah, I'm okay. Manslater: *How did the person that invented the clock know what time it is when they first invented it?*

[@madmalkavian3857]

I was deeply disturbed by this thought until I realized that there was a civilization that made their entire village a giant intricate sundial and realized that humans have just always been weird about time. So the answer is probably because a bunch of farmers were really obsessed with getting that perfect amount of sunlight and made a point to jot down the exact moment they'd get that light over hundreds of years. Yes I answered a shit post with the utmost sincerity.

[@deanlonagan1475]

um..when the sun is directly overhead,its 12 pm..dawn and dusk may vary with the seasons but midday doesnt much..

[@deanlonagan1475]

@Ambrose Bierce ..yeah..dont do it on cloudy days..just pretend you invented it on the next sunny day..

[@Marina-yw9lj]

Oh thanks fellow scientists 🤓

[@LaserTractor]

Are women just can't believe us, men, that we are REALLY that "not serious" most of the time?

[@FreedomCinema88]

Do i need to see the other eight so i could fully appreciate Death Cop 9?

[@KyosisPlays]

The voice of the device is killing me. 😂

[@Deinefadda96]

its reminds me of a Super Mutant from Fallout

[@edgykid8066]

COOKIES

[@Splatomix]

It reminds me of Michael Scott

[@subshadow1]

It reminds me of Matthew "Matt" Alan Chapman as Strong Bad

[@erikkastelec1600]

You have got 666 likes.

[@hodell82]

Woman: "I want a divorce." Manslater: "You're about to go on welfare."

[@ejcy429]

You lose half your shit*

[@DaShoopdahoop]

You lose your money, your dignity and most likely your house*

[@kiryukazuma7786]

@@DaShoopdahoop not if I throw wife off skyscraper

[@thegoliath9310]

@@kiryukazuma7786 well then you lose freedom. But, you do get free meals, shelter, and a bed.

[@SpamQGamers]

@Monica Klapp unless the dude marries up then the female has to pay the alimony and so on, only for her to complain it is somehow sexist that she has to pay.

[@zachhaywood1564]

Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now." Manslater: "I will date literally any guy except you."

[@n1rvana_]

That one needs a translation??? "Not looking for a date" isn't obvious?

[@ShiKazumi16]

@@n1rvana_ you'd be surprised

[@ximenacauzor8114]

Yeah, thats me

[@n1rvana_]

@@ShiKazumi16 Is it people being pushy after the fact? The assumption that the other person is playing hard to get? Or like...'not looking for a date' is said as a threat right before the attack instead of a warning to back off.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now." manslator: "I will literally sleep with anyone today, more cocks!!"

[@georgedavidson957]

13 years ago and as fresh today as it was then.

[@raddnoren9917]

Woman:"Im gonna kill you!!!" Manslater:"I'm not gonna kill you,Im just gonna hurt ya.Really...really....bad."

[@liangseng7474]

Must have been customised with Russell Peters' phrases

[@randomyoutubecommenter4]

Man: "Oh, understandable, have a nice day!"

[@gentilmandra]

Did you just fucking quotes Jared leto joker?

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@gentilmandra Ever since ZSJL, the hate for him has plummeted.

[@gentilmandra]

@@TheStraightestWhitest so? He's still the shittiest joker. Also the ZSJL is still shit...

[@zex5876]

Why did everyone suddenly discover this video? KZbin recommendations are strange things.

[@DestressYourMind]

Was wondering the same.

[@JotaInu]

I discovered it like 5 months ago.

[@wizeller5040]

Why does it have 8 million views??????!!!!

[@ChewyWolf64]

I know right it’s so strange

[@toptenz1480]

People disliked it as they were so disappointed this is not a real product.

[@Doomfreak90]

Top TenZ it’s that... and women

[@Kalposia1056]

I’m not a feminist but seriously this was just the most stereotypical boring ass boomer humor ever :/

[@shire890]

@@Kalposia1056 stfu we dont care

[@toptenz1480]

@@Kalposia1056 SIMP

[@snakesniksnak2998]

i had too well made video tho

[@jimg1787]

We need this more than we need social media.

[@Isaacpalencar]

Where's Elon Musk to see this?

[@TimtheYoutuber]

Do he need it, or do he need to make it?

[@mike0373]

@@TimtheKZbinr to make it

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Idk

[@vgl3ntdj829]

Dayum those cheeks on that pfp doe.

[@amaan.3569]

With joeMama

[@w.e.572]

"Me never date you!" --- this would have saved me a lot of hassle.

[@aidanokeeffe7928]

Can I like this comment twice?

[@AliceHasenkohl]

I think most women are being conditioned to be avoidant of conflict - and therefor miss opportunities to first reflect objectively and then voice what's on their mind. a behavior that really is extremely detrimental to both parties.

[@GNAAAAAARRPP]

Its pretty obvious when a girl isnt into you unless theyre one of those annoying girls who has to make everything she says cryptic, and even then, those girls are never worth it.

[@rattlingduck8454]

*don't remind me*

[@GNAAAAAARRPP]

@@rattlingduck8454 sad

[@k3zk3z]

When I read the title, I thought it was "Manslaughter"...

[@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure]

Hahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahha lmao lmao lmao lmao Get it?

[@k3zk3z]

@@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure nope

[@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure]

I thought u wanted me to laugh

[@Alexutz45321]

mans laughter

[@octavmandru9219]

It kinda is...

[@danblu2346]

Sounds like Venom to me😂😂 "Eddy, we are drunk"😂😂

[@Mr-dc4es]

Whoever invent it, that person kinda deserves Nobel prize for peace.

[@joyalsaju8878]

Thats a good one

[@Nikigun]

You faked this comment in fact its directly above yours

[@dutchvanderlinde6019]

@@Nikigun Hello Arthur, trouble with Mary?

[@intuitivecelestial1806]

And science

[@Nikigun]

@@dutchvanderlinde6019 ye she keeps saying Oh Arthor

[@BlueeCo91]

Can someone give me the amazon link

[@captain4eva778]

Its supposed to be a joke and its not a real thing

[@hipokemonfans]

@@captain4eva778 WHOOSH

[@sebastianneunteufel4702]

@@hipokemonfans thanks for helping me out there are so many people ho need a whoosh here

[@captain4eva778]

@@hipokemonfans yeee

[@PresumedGecko20]

www.amazon.com/yo,boi,this,is,not,real,duh/fakenews

[@Ace_Tails]

Woman: I’m ready in 5 mins Manslator: Me ready in 30 mins That’s so accurate

[@georgemichelson8665]

So your a woman? Good I've been looking for a real one to help me. What does, "I cant stand you, I wish you would just leave me already" really mean?

[@senseweaver01]

@@georgemichelson8665 You've made a lot of assumptions there...

[@sire6265]

@@georgemichelson8665 manslator: keep stalking her

[@ValidT]

@@Eckspired what does that mean

[@mali.7008]

@@georgemichelson8665 buy the manslator

[@ViolinistJeff]

This is a more advanced version of Leonard holding up the sarcasm sign for Sheldon.

[@electrikal_shok588]

"I'm fine" "Me not fine!" Simple, short, yet contains so much information about female communication

[@reidarunee1974]

Indeed it does

[@Aranya7734]

I want to like the comment but it has 690 likes and its just too perfect

[@regularly_priced]

Even though this video is funny, I don’t know why this is a stereotype. It’s just being passive aggressive. And none of the girls I know(including myself) are passive aggressive like that, except one old woman I know. Maybe it’s just a thing of the past at this point? But i don’t see it happening now, and I think it’s unnecessary to generalize half the population based on this video

[@MarkoIgrač]

@@regularly_priced i havent met a single female ever that does not do this, its just fucking stupid.

[@chewy99.]

@@regularly_priced I know a lot of girls like this. Even my mom lol; sometimes she tells me she’s ok with me doing something and when I do it she might get really frustrated or mad. Like c’mon just say what you actually want to say not some secret code lol

[@robertmorris8997]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" No, you make the dress look fat.

[@VanFahnel]

that fat does make you fat

[@gary6514]

LOL..!!!!

[@ojbeez5260]

hahahha - so true - but I don't want my balls chopped off...so I'll NEVER say that!!

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

@@ojbeez5260 Hey, gotta make some sacrifices my guy.

[@Ponytamin]

That fat make you look for dress

[@JPS-sc1zn]

everyone is here 8 years later lol

[@Daxmacloi]

Wtf that's actually true!

[@LeMeister]

Wow

[@theotht]

But the real question is why?

[@eriksvsirocco]

KZbin algorithm sensed angry 2018 feminists, sent everyone here for good feels

[@astromos]

LOL, how? The probably changed the KZbin algorithm.

[@accuratecontent1182]

“I’m fine. Really. Stop looking at me.” Love it

[@stompchunkman4248]

Manslator's biggest task: When you ask her what she wants to eat.

[@rosekitten5141]

There's a simple solution: just give up

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

A C C E P T S T A R V A T I O N

[@ropeburn6684]

If she says "nothing" -> "JUST DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! ELSE I WILL EAT HALF OF YOURS!"

[@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242]

Woman by design want's to eat EVERYTHING, but in small portions (to not get fat). This way woman can eat triple your daily dose in one go. They absolutely love to lie to themselves. Another pro tip. Woman are the most possessive creatures on Earth. They want to have you for themselves any any time of day 7 days a week 365 days a year. No matter if you are sleeping or working. If you do not want to become just another accessory to her never ending wardrobe, you have to draw a line early. You are supposed to be partners, not master and slave (unless you are in to that stuff).

[@drakesmith471]

Lol, have you guys seen the Key and Peele skit from their first episode making fun of this?

[@emplays22]

In this day and age, I can confirm that this device is needed more than ever.

[@ezecskornfan]

yeah man, totally! We are one step away from the real war of the sexes.

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

@@ezecskornfan no we aren't. Like, at all.

[@courtjester1135]

The FemLogic chip only works on primitive 'feminine' brainwaves. It can't process Feminist think or Woke logic.

[@incubus_the_man]

we need one to decipher political speech too.

[@TheBluesnbob]

for simps only I think

[@Kaepora2]

Her: "I'm not mad at you" Manslater: "I've been mad for months"

[@alexanderfretheim5720]

That or "I will murder you in your sleep!"

[@anthonygonzales3523]

Lmao

[@nickl5658]

Manslater: ME ANGRY. Me ANGRY until you beg for forgiveness.

[@Nate_M_PCMR]

or "GIVE ME CHILD SUPPORT EVEN IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY KIDS TOGETHER"

[@Staarkalinou]

YT pushes this video back from time to time.. always cracking me up !!😄

[@JCDadalus]

Woman: "I have a boyfriend" Manslator: "Get away weirdo"

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Well no duh

[@smokeymcpot69]

My favorite is when you're having a casual convo and they have a need to throw in the word boyfriend or husband with a strong emphasis.

[@tommoore2012]

@@smokeymcpot69 “Why would I ask you out? You mad ugly.”

[@i.cant.sleep.anymore]

@@tommoore2012 that's what hurt manlets say

[@tommoore2012]

@@i.cant.sleep.anymore Nah. That’s what we say to pompous women that think every guy only wants to hit on them.

[@Azidic]

Woman: what are you doing in my house? Manslator: You picked the wrong house foo!

[@mgbm8335]

TheEpicMemeLord 5868 AY-AY! , SMOKE IT'S ME - imma stop

[@Azidic]

Martin Baez 😂😂😂

[@mgbm8335]

TheEpicMemeLord 5868 😂👌

[@oksana8092]

Woman: It is my food, not yours! Mantranslator: Do not eat my food!

[@mgbm8335]

@S.Dominic 👀 Fries OOOOOHHH chicken?

[@Tr4sh_can34]

100 dollars is a reasonable price to understand women After a few people pointed out that its 100 dollars in seven easy payments so 700 dollars. Still a good price though

[@isadora7286]

7 x 100 so that's 700 oof

[@Tr4sh_can34]

Isadora Carvalho 700 what?

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

@@Tr4sh_can34 7 wifes :D

[@Tr4sh_can34]

*wives

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

@@Tr4sh_can34 IV FINISHED SHOOL, LEAVE ME ALONE

[@SharadShukla-y6l]

a video from 12 years ago. . .yup excatly what i needed!