Asking an A.I to turn 'Straight things' GAY

This is the future liberals want and the algorithm has confirmed it.
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[@meg7892]

I’m still screaming and writhing at the fact that I’m seeing this man live next year

[@Daisylands324]

I’m seeing him on October 22nd this year and cannot wait!!!

[@danisnotinteresting]

can't wait to see you writhe in person !

[@meg7892]

@@danisnotinteresting I AM ACTUALLY RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY HOUSE WHAT

[@beckettlastname7894]

@@danisnotinteresting this message is extremely concerning both with context and without /lh

[@taytaywinchester8214]

@@danisnotinteresting why did I think that said writhe in prison

[@danisnotinteresting]

youtube have already limited the ads on this and let's be honest it was the right decision

[@kvnb8262]

not even surprised tbh

[@xxakiraxx3954]

🤣

[@celestemedrano1799]

Well that was quick

[@abirch3301]

Pride month is over. We should all know that our existence is meaningless until June 2023

[@funkylilbaby]

they’re giving you the jojo siwa treatment

[@ht21]

I love that every audience seems to be majority lesbians. Dan is staying on brand.

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudofreverie786]

The phandom were literally gender envying dan and phil in the 2010s. That's why most of them are lesbians lol. This was a shared experience.

[@ohyikes7104]

@@cloudofreverie786 I’m sorry please can you explain this? I am lost and I want to understand :’D

[@rebelske]

the A in lgbtqia stands for AI actually

[@mhioca7279]

LgbtqAI

[@ChelCM03]

The amount of Dan content we've gotten this year is INSANE compared to the last 2 years Edit: omg thanks for the likes!!

[@Lunabyes]

I know right?! It's a little overwhelming but fuck it's been great seeing him so happy :')

[@Listen2WhatISay]

let’s be honest… compared to ever 😅

[@corneliastreet2491]

He’s never updated regularly lol. I hope that means he’s doing well and is excited about this

[@heybuddy3616]

dammit is THIS how I'm supposed to meet other lesbians??? nobody gave me a heads up that this is a chris fleming live show for recovering tumblr users????

[@prageruwu69]

"i'm a terrible homosexual" cheers i'll drink to that

[@Lunabyes]

new instagram bio for sure

[@connysophie]

Dan if you are being held against your will and forced to make content blink twice!

[@danisnotinteresting]

👁👄👁

[@tessareine]

@@danisnotinteresting you good bro lmfao

[@onestepshort6291]

"Smelly water for boys" is pretty much a catch all for the mens bath product section tbh

[@apocalopez]

when i found dan i was a lonely and depressed kid in middle school and his content felt like a big warm hug. now i'm starting college in the fall and he's back again and all this new content feels like a bigger warmer hug

[@emmasmith1537]

Agh this is so wholesome

[@beepbeepeddie8010]

literally same om g

[@cynthia-ij8jj]

literally me too 😭

[@genr9109]

me too!!

[@isabellasalomon4354]

same

[@Jeevesie1988]

"Don't worry it's just a nub." Ah my non-binary asexual dreams come true.

[@YukiDemonOfHell]

RIGHT?!?!

[@navjotkaur74810]

Yes

[@existentialheart]

REAL REAL

[@dogbert1440]

this is the most expressive i have ever heard dan be in my 8 years of watching him

[@Renni_Jay]

"The one on the right there seems to have absorbed the other lesbian" *That* is just Steven Universe my guy

[@markuslouw3727]

Dan you should seriously do a stand up tour at intimate settings like this. It’s so much more my speed than the other shows. Adult themes that have grown with your audience

[@rocksgio]

Dan's comedy reminds me a lot of Joe Lycett. Slide shows, audience interaction, camp jacket, general queerness. Very into it!

[@hollyhales2831]

Very much those vibes, and I am here for it

[@chels_o5]

I LOVE JOE LYCETT

[@SuperYoshiInvasion]

Thank you for this 8:23 is exactly the kind of lesbian representation we are lacking

[@ryanaverill1959]

apex lesbians unite!!

[@rebeccajanee]

Something about Dan just makes me feel so reassured and okay with myself, and I just wanted to thank him for making me feel like being who I am is okay💙💜💗

[@kennagrace4752]

"smelly water for boys because they don't like flavor" is one of my favorite things Dan has ever said 😭😭😭

[@superdrwholock]

My guy just strolled out and did stand up comedy really well, I feel parasocially proud

[@cb97lmh]

something I didn’t know I needed. I can always count on you Dan.

[@fustilarian6819]

Anyone else low-key scared by how active he's been?

[@Kat-PM]

yes!! i feel like it’s leading up to something big

[@lixsimi]

i’ve been jumpscared a handful of times and the other handful i’ve interrupted text convos with a friend to go “DAN VIDEO” it’s quite unsettling in a good way aksjvnkaejcn

[@perfectblueeeee]

@@Kat-PM like his tour?

[@kikibirdball]

It's all from the same gig, but split into different videos

[@notreal3163]

fun fact dall-e cant do faces so people cant type in like, "the queen scissoring" and get a realistic image and spread it around like its real or something

[@niip9284]

the most terrifying thing about these is not that half the faces look like something out of Alien, it's that there is already actual ART generally admitted as classic, historically important for the AI to draw inspiration from XD But what do I know, I'm just a dropout art major who thinks Pollock (or Bollock, as I like to call him) is criminally overrated and should be thrown into the abyss T___T

[@skeletonboi2377]

Loving all this new Dan content

[@will.i.kiwalla]

I take a 10 minute break from my heartstopper obsession to watch a guy I haven't seen in like, 2 or 3 years, only for him to also mention heartstopper, immediately making me want to go back to it

[@swiftieswiffer7649]

no LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW

[@hollyhales2831]

Just got it on repeat. I must consume as much nick and Charlie content as physically possible, it must consume me

[@kimberlyshipley3987]

ok stop because this is LITERALLY ME. 100%.

[@beckettlastname7894]

I'm so happy for all this extra content

[@chloepatrick12]

dan being so active again makes me happy i’ve missed it

[@introvertedtee3010]

Dude this content is actually premium tier 👏 thank you

[@leeroyjenkins3391]

Agreed. I wasn't sure what we would be seeing, but this by far way better than I thought! I agree with this metamorphosis

[@Flareontoast]

It's four in the morning and I'm trying not to laugh loudly and wake up my partner Dan it's so awesome to see you enjoy yourself on stage! Also love the jacket, isn't that the one you made for your first pride

[@qramone9909]

thank you for making me such a happier person. you have always made me so much happier, and words cannot express how thankful i am for you coming into my life. i love you.

[@zyassiri]

Thank you so much filming all this content and uploading it for us, we missed you 💜

[@notc4it]

these live clips are making me even more excited to see him this year

[@gwyn4231]

never thought i would see a video with dan standing in front of a crowd of people with putin with a pride flag on the screen behind him but here we are

[@imsoboredhahaha]

Can we see you on Taskmaster soon? Thank you Danny

[@temilorunonice]

i'm LIVING for these uploads please never stop

[@jessmary97]

All this new Dan content has really given me so much more happiness lately. I was 17 when I first watched Dan and Phil and then I saw them when I was 21. They've helped me through so much growing up and now that I'm 25 I can't believe I'm going to see Dan in October! I'll be attending the Toronto show alone

[@persephonehauser]

stop it I get to see the man who shaped my awful sense of humor make his awful jokes live AGSUFFIYSRNFIYSFOWFBWEFGYFSD HIB

[@impetrafied]

frequent dan videos feel like i’m getting pranked

[@mxtwt]

love seeing you this comfortable and happy on stage. im so proud of you

[@c1trusmoon]

Shaking in excitement you're comin' to my state on my birthday next year and I'm seeing you with my bestie you best believe im hyped to see dan the man back in action!

[@abbey9561]

dan i’m still waiting on a candle collection/haul i haven’t forgotten

[@minniestagram]

I'm so glad I bought a ticket to see you in Berlin, I absolutely ADORE your live content 😭💜

[@kurst4560]

so glad you're back on youtube bestie it's not been the same without you

[@angelahowson3451]

i wasn’t a massive fan in the past but i’m so glad i found you again i love this content

[@charityp904]

every clip just gets me more excited to see the show in november 🖤

[@idreamoffyou]

More uploads! You keep blessing my feed. 😬

[@crabtoes2210]

I need to know why Dan has such a vendetta against missionary

[@AmyAberrant]

Exactly?? It’s so good!

[@musicalmadi1438]

I’m SO looking forward to seeing you in November!!!!!!

[@campbellc.4363]

So much new dan content lately!!!

[@soshilucy]

Been watching Dan since freshman year of highschool and now I am a teacher. I love him and he brings me so much comfort and a feeling of warmth

[@necem3703]

I'm so excited to see you in November!!!

[@mya9670]

i cannot begin to explain how excited this makes me to see your show

[@nutkja]

I want this segment again with the more sophisticated AI art generators!

[@cameronthemaneron784]

cannot wait to see you in october 😭❤️

[@mollyp9145]

so much dan content recently this is insane

[@abirch3301]

The dopamine is up from all the new Dan content

[@nahid4465]

subscribe done

[@verseaverse1105]

I want so badly for you to have tour dates for the Philippines 😭 but i'm also kinda afraid for your mental and physical well being here cuz there's a lot of backwards thinking assholes who might attack you 😭 Thank you for posting snippets of your show here ❤️ love you to bits Dan!!!!

[@yay-depression]

no no, not liberals, this is the future that *leftists* want. meaning me.

[@shannonmccay]

The pictures of Dan just looked like he was wearing a messed up Michael Myers mask 😂😂

[@celestemedrano1799]

This is literally making me so excited for tour

[@Ana-ph8lk]

I still get shocked whenever a Dan video pops up, too good to be true

[@lovelyjuliexo]

3:40 “this is just drunk Jesus-“ omg 😂

[@megmarie2153]

I need more of this A.I content! This is hilarious!

[@tweekbros]

SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU IN OCTOBER

[@elksin_9341]

Can't wait to see Dan this December!

[@ItsAdventureTime98]

so excited to see u in orlando bestie 🫶🏻

[@leigh5768]

as my *mother* walks into the kitchen Dan yells “are u sure u want to see a lesbian shower??” and now I have to find a hole to die in

[@Alex-by1zq]

I wonder how much Dan had to fight for this video to be allowed monetisation by KZbin hahhaha PS. I missed ur videos, glad seeing you thriving

[@lar-in-a-crisis]

Soooooo excited to see you in Colorado

[@gabrielazurkova2133]

This just made my day 100 times better !!! 😍😍

[@brandiann3931]

I just got tickets to see you in Orlando!!

[@lollyjnXX]

Dan is healing us all 💗

[@alext8090]

thank you so much for ruining my digital footprint with that last prompt really appreciate it :)

[@crystalmeier6579]

This was really great. Ty Dan for sharing your talent!

[@fizzyjam]

if this is just a cute standup thing then i know the tour is gonna be amazing

[@alexonmymind4925]

DANS BACK AND UPLOADING AGAIN, LIFE IS GETTING BETTER

[@kennethbowry1521]

So very nice to see Dan having Fun.

[@samfinkjensen]

Moving to a completely new side of the country at the end of the summer, and there happened to be a show in the exact city I’m moving to, so guess who bought a ticket and will be enjoying it despite not knowing anyone in the area! >:)

[@qramone9909]

DAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M SO PROUD OF U 🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[@kennagrace4752]

THE FACT THAT HE JUST HAD TO LOOK UP P3N!S IS SUCH A DAN THING TO DO 😭😭😭 GOD I LOVE HIM

[@ILoveThemJonasBoys20]

Perfect to watch on my lunch break.

[@kaleksykt]

This was fire especially Russia part *chef's kiss

[@sahanamotta]

this was so much fun!!! also why is my face on like the first frame now i’m gonna have to perceive myself everytime i rewatch this 😔

[@lets-all-love-lain]

POV: It's 2022 New people are joining tumblr and dan is uploading...

[@kristinamichelle4281]

lowkey terrified to bring my granny with me to your show in november lmaooo (don't worry she's a queen and an ally and not a prude, BUT STILL)

[@heather9206]

I would loveee to see one of your shows! 😆

[@ThisIsCronan]

There’s so much Dan in my life suddenly!

[@laurenfosterr]

bro hO W MUCH CONTENT ARE WE GETTING I LOVE IT i'm getting content whiplash

[@Octobris]

The way he said "where's the vagina" oh my WORD 💀💀💀😆😆

[@MsKawalsky]

thank you for 8:30 segment much needed bit of attention without going too depressing

[@Mary-lv6fz]

using this video as motivation to do psychology homework. every ten minutes of work i get 2 minutes of dan 🌝

[@glittery_doritos257]

FIRST! Love you Dan, we're so proud of how far you've come 🥰🖤

[@spectrumspectre]

I wish I could go see your tour show but I would have to stay in a hotel for a night bc of the long drive back but I will be there in spirit ❤️

[@galeprinster3518]

Him saying “bap” when revealing the next slide is sending me for some reason

[@sophieandersson4791]

i feel like watching this before bed is gonna give me nightmares, these ai images are so cursed

[@renyer4429]

We need MORE

[@Marja1992]

I had forgotten how fucking funny Dan is, I laughed so hard watching this

[@que4.20]

consistent updates make me feel like dan is pulling an avril lavigne

[@SophietheValiant]

😆😆😆😆 thank you for the laughs, I needed some

[@jauxro]

you're making content??? are you okay?? I mean I'm okay with this, this is glorious, remember to hydrate, don't strain your self, good to see you