Ebay opened my sealed iPod.

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[@BackPalSA]

Global Shipping Ad: Taking things with care Global Shipping: Taking things

[@zsin128]

And when they give you things, they aren't took with care

[@Ssevenn7]

Sounds about right mate

[@user-wv8lu3yx4z]

Taking things without cares because WHO CARES?

[@SankoshSaha_01]

With care

[@FBIagentObama]

Lmao 😂

[@ATLAoftheHill]

"Packages may be blown open with a small explosive charge and then dissected by a blind squirrel with a machete then thrown into a torn up cardboard box and dropped kicked the rest of the way to your door."

[@antoinettefoster864]

Dylon Allen the kicked part isn’t true they launch your item into space add 100000 gs of force and shoot it with an nuke and finally punted to your door

[@Wheagg]

@@antoinettefoster864 now THAT'S efficient

[@PugkinSoup]

Oh god I’ve had memories of postage literally throwing packages to the door

[@Siknik64]

"Thank you for using eBay! Remember to leave 5 stars!"

[@connorlarge2137]

Not a problem for my Nokia

[@FPS_Wingo]

I always feel safe buying stuff from Russia. They’ll label stuff as “machining tools” and pack that shit so tight it takes a solid 5 minutes to get the layers of tape off but customs has never messed with my packages

[@MrAJayLH]

Haha, that's true. We use a really lot of packing materials, since we're afraid our post may destroy the items. There's much of videos where you can see what our post workers do to the parcels sometimes

[@user-he6un6sj3c]

The reason why the packages are wrapped so tightly is because Russian post is not secure whatsoever, it's common knowledge to make the contents of the package so difficult to extract that the person doing it would go "Fuck this, I'm not gonna bother.", because otherwise they will bother and between the package's origin and destination the contents will be replaced with rocks, bricks, packs of candy, you name it, anything to simulate the original weight. Not to mention how sloppily the packages are handled, ordering something that can be damaged by being bent is just asking to have it destroyed by the time it reaches you.

[@uselesscrap2701]

The same in poland. Everybody packs the packages like they were made of glass.

[@theliteralicecreamman]

@@user-he6un6sj3c Hey, at least we got some Russian candies...

[@MarchuxProductions]

Yeah, I've received some packages from Russia packaged so well that I could play football with them, with the relatively fragile contents still inside. They have it down to a science lol

[@husky6732]

I can feel this pain on a personal level. Back in 2020 I had ordered a $400 (Canadian dollars mind you) custom mini figure for DnD. It was not only custom modeled, but also hand painted, well, my sweet little boy arrived two months late, and he was completely destroyed, not salvageable at all, he was like dust in the wind. I was genuinely upset, and Ebay just shrugged their shoulders and said it wasn't their fault.

[@JohnnyRambo69]

Just sue them 👍

[@adamslegocollection]

That's like them scratching a rare cars diecast, then bending the axles every which way

[@rapidrush6033]

@@JohnnyRambo69I’m no lawyer but they probably could too

[@imanassole9421]

​​@@JohnnyRambo69 That's the problem.. how much time and money is that gonna cost you? For 99 percent of people, it's not worth it even if you win.

[@troudbalos333]

​@@JohnnyRambo69 here in canada we dont sue people for the slightless annoyance with someone like you "americains".

[@rhysjenkins9019]

eBay opens priceless collectibles like an ape. Someone complains. eBay:😯

[@Kalvinjj]

I wonder if that emote is the correct one, the middle finger one might be what you're looking for

[@Kyle_v2]

Kalvinjj lmao this one right? 🖕

[@rhysjenkins9019]

⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ This

[@Anonymoose345]

More like 🤭🖕

[@deadchannel991]

Ey it still works ;-)

[@timstevens3183]

When this guy gets his play button it's gonna have a slash across it...

[@DankPods]

Pff Google never sent me one

[@Suzumi-kun]

@@DankPods one youtuber went through his youtube network to get someone to force youtube to send him one, maybe try that

[@DM_2145]

@@DankPods If you ever have one, have "dingus" written on it.

[@RealCaptainPingu]

@DankPods Why didn't they sent you one? Edit: What is your assumption?

[@Knallteute]

@@DankPods the mighty jingles just got it through the complaints.

[@brayannexon4613]

As an ebay seller I want to thank Dankpods for showing me how to make my customers happy (not using gsp). Stuff arrives intact if I process the paperwork myself.

[@LeigonX]

thats all it comes down to. thanks for being a good quality seller.

[@PeacefulAutistic]

I buy from Japanese ebay sellers as a game collector and guess what? They use the Japanese post not through any other company. It gets sent through a few other countries before hitting me but it’s never hitting eBay’s international shipping companies. It’s perfect. All my US ebay packages come through the USPS. That makes it great. Btw the Japanese post office for an SNES game uses a tiny bubble mailer wrapping it as tight as they can. Like the package is just big enough to hold the game so it doesn’t rattle around like crazy in the mailer. It’s just there. If it’s a DS game the person will put it in a plastic DS game protector unless they have the game case and they wrap it extra. It’s perfect!

[@mintybudgie]

whenever i buy japanese game consoles and such, they always ship with fedex which is nice since they use the fastest shipping possible for free. i always avoid buying from the us when i can and when i did have to use the gsp. i waited A MONTH for my package.

[@robynofrye4311]

Australia - where "buying local" means, that the seller is on the same continent as you :D

[@AusLegoBoy]

@Hamza Umar How? Do you understand what local means?

[@tommac8742]

@Nokia 3310 2000 Lol dude you cant say "NO" and then prove Hamza right.

[@RubixKyuub]

That was a good one, made me chuckle

[@Blaze23124]

@Nokia 3310 2000 but there are no countries that cross the border between continents, you're proving them right.

[@tommac8742]

@Nokia 3310 2000 Cool fact bro. Changes nothing

[@WiiUniverse]

I love how someone at Pitney Bowes just stole an old MP3 Player.

[@DankPods]

My Goodmans no less

[@CaveyMoth]

THE GOODMAN!

[@goreobsessed2308]

Probably never heard of Goodman's and thought it was worth something

[@CaveyMoth]

@@goreobsessed2308 "It must be good, man."

[@PugkinSoup]

The company really know how to employ “good” employees

[@enderren8092]

Tbh, it's not just Ebay that does this. Got a printer repair, sent from us a respected company to a respected company. Hardly the first time we've ever sent a package and won't be the last(hopefully). Absolutely no reason this should've been done. I open the box, pull out the RMA/Repair order paperwork, and just get sad. "Printer arrived broken into by TSA", the thing legitimately looked like it was pulled open using a crowbar.

[@jesussacche2901]

4:35 Picked a random vid to watch today just outta the blue. Watching this as you JUST hit a mil... We slammed it baby!!!! All hail the nugget king!

[@northern830]

The goodmans thing actually pisses me off.

[@AyuuuuuSannnnn]

Same. I was in TOTAL SHOCK.

[@imdyinginside1919]

Yep I really piss

[@Vincent-Singh17159]

Same here that made me infuriated

[@nathancabiles796]

I was pissing

[@justpassingby298]

"I'm sorry, but we can't give you a refund, the packaging can still be used as intended"

[@1AmGroot]

WTF eBay? That's literally theft! If someone ordered an item, and the seller sent eBay the item, and eBay sent the customer the box WITHOUT the item, that is legit theft on eBay's part!

[@mbirth]

ebay will just say it already was missing when they opened it.

[@aegron2684]

@@mbirth ahhahahahaha when they opened it

[@ShadowDeus]

also isnt opening someone elses mail a federal offense too? That even goes against aome privacy laws i would think too... I mean people get some weird toys sent that they don't want anyone knowing about, yet here eBay is opening up your sex doll...

[@aegron2684]

@@ShadowDeus its to check your item idk if its to put them in smae category but yeah they shouldnt open them

[@bigmango202]

I'm surprised they haven't been sued

[@Doctors_TARDIS]

It's October 2021 at 4:40 Dank says 1 million subs would be pretty slammin. Current sub count is 979,000

[@Doctors_TARDIS]

It's Halloween and the Dingus Counter says 998,000!

[@dubiousmoonpie6155]

The deed has been done

[@JackKrivan]

​@@Doctors_TARDIS the dingus counter😂

[@wobbles478]

Ebay should be fucking sued for this reason here 8:37

[@cmf1402]

"Most of us live on the crust if this delicious sand croissant" truly a wordsmith.

[@NerdyGardevoir]

Truly a SoundSmith

[@Arae_1]

Yeah that was really funny And I'm Australian

[@Illegal_man-gi5gp]

Truely an audiophile master

[@Crosstariale]

I absolutely just love hearing this guy talk

[@LynchHack]

@@NerdyGardevoir HahahHah

[@adamgreenhill110]

You should change the title so it gets more attention! Something like "NEVER use Ebay Global Shipping Program" Because this isn't just the sealed iPod, this is an entire saga. Ebay needs calling out!

[@danitorres124]

This

[@HardGuess]

This

[@TrialMacameau]

Just say "Don't even use Ebay in it's entirety ever" :P That'll make them crash ( I know it's not going to make them crash but one guy can dream. )

[@computersales]

GSP is trash. Many sellers sadly don't know till it is too late.

[@gialappass]

Good point

[@eatsleepdie8808]

somebody needs to be able to hold eBay accountable. They can't just take money and items worth a decent amount and just get away with it, no holds barred. That's so scummy and it makes me want to not use eBay anymore even though they're probably my favorite used auction site. I just don't want to be caught dead supporting some shiesty scum company that walks on their customers like that.

[@drewvonawesome8851]

I felt that end bit about supporting local business. I used to get my meds from a Walgreens, and they were SEVERELY understaffed. Like I think they genuinely only had one full time pharmacy tech. The cars for the pharmacy drive thru would literately go around the entire store. But I ended up finding a local small like five stores big chain of pharmacy literately in a neighboring shopping center. Go in, they remembered me and my name by the second visit, have even refilled prescriptions on very short notice. Amazing people! Like this is exactly what I tell people. Even if the place isn't amazingly perfect, local businesses that at least try to give you a good experience are important. If we lose them, we end up bitches of a giant corporate machine that'll come up with new ways to screw us over with no way being able to do anything about it.

[@OBSDCC7]

I love when Aussies do mocking Aussie accents

[@HoraceRocketMan]

That was an abo impression

[@jynormus5760]

@@HoraceRocketMan bro it’s sassy ya goof😂 you’re not Aussie don’t try

[@antwan867]

@@jynormus5760 Love the Big Lez Show, crazy trip material lol

[@ewanb1086]

i love doing my own countrys accent its graet mate

[@iaski1256]

@@ewanb1086 i love doing the entierty of your country

[@theskywolfwarrior6060]

My dad was selling spare, very good condition motherboards on ebay, the buyer returned them saying they were broken. We received an empty box from the buyer and ebay required us to refund his whole $100+ sale. Ebay is such a shitty company

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

my local website is never bad

[@jegeriufanen4415]

Fuck Ebay and Paypal seriously, I have stopped using it years ago, when I essentially "gave away" a free MacBook to some lying asshole in US and was left with Paypal fees to pay!! WTF!! Thye never helped and I never saw my money and was in debt!! Never using that scam website again!

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

use cashconverters

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

is better than ebay

[@Stoic_Lizard]

I understand why people use it, but I've never bought anything from ebay and probably never will. I'm not a collector though, so I don't really know what alternatives are out there for stuff like this.

[@turbonx]

11:35 Not a lot of people talk about this specific DankPods moment, but this little tune is so great, I hum it to myself from time to time when I'm doin eBay things.

[@thepylonperspective]

As a man from Tennessee I can confirm that the Kentucky facility stole your Goodman…

[@braxtonstanley2565]

Global shipping ads : taking things with care Ebay : destroys everything

[@realomegadrumer]

*rip and tear until it's done*

[@braxtonstanley2565]

@@realomegadrumer No, BURN IT

[@howmuchdidthatsellfor4363]

"Oh, you really wanted that item?" ...."nope".

[@Angultra]

2009: United breaks guitars 2020: eBay opens ipods

[@zLennii]

This legit the most mad I've been at someone else's problem

[@ylondes9927]

It give's me anxiety

[@tatzecom]

Same. I didnt have a problem with ebay until now but I only bought three (3) things off of ebay and that was before they started this whole "trust us our shipping is dope" Honestly, at this point I would rather get my usb stick delivered from amazon in a 120x150x75cm box than buying it through ebay. at least that way I can be sure it 1. arrives safely, 2. arrives at all and 3. isnt completely fucked up beyond reckognition

[@Googaliemoogalie]

It makes me mad because it happened to me a ton of times

[@jonandersen1737]

@@tatzecom I always buy USB's from either Amazon or Newegg; mostly Newegg now because I hate Crapazon's business practices.

[@tatzecom]

@@jonandersen1737 yeee we don't got Newegg in the EU, so it's either Amazon or bust. I don't like Amazon's practices either but there really isn't an alternative that's feasible Besides, the USB was a generic example, I dont really use USBs because everythings in the cloud or on my own server

[@DigitalJedi]

I ordered a server GPU from a seller in the UK and used the ebay shipping as it was cheaper and supposedly just as fast as the more "traditional" shipping. It was a Tesla M40 that was supposed to have a fan mod to cool it in a regular case. When it arrived the box was in brutal shape. The exterior shroud had the classic massive scar and the fan was missing, with the 3d printed fan mount snapped apart. I of course got in contact with the seller, who showed pictures of the whole thing together and packaged pretty well in a different box. I ended up printing my own fan adapter and mounted a fan I bought from microcenter to it and have been rendering stuff on it and using it for a virtualized gaming setup for two players on one pc.

[@lordtssd]

working in logistics. its all about meeting your quotas, taking no regard to that some items require extra care. Even though the company knows that this is an issue they still don't bother fixing it because its all about quantity rather than quality.

[@WeItenspinner]

Damn, I love the European consumer protection. eBay would have been fined the moment the thought about scamming or even opening a package.

[@DimT670]

Yea exactly. If you check out the complaints, all the European users got refunds 😂

[@SFSAtlas]

Same

[@myrealusername2193]

The only problem is that as a seller it can often be worse, literally anyone can abuse the refund system and they won’t even have to send whatever it is back

[@MechaGriffin]

@@myrealusername2193 I thought eBay paid the refund, not the seller?

[@myrealusername2193]

@@MechaGriffin no they keep the money until a month after it’s received (because that’s the time limit for returns) and they just take it and force you to pay shipping.

[@DJRS9045]

The one dislike is from the ebay global shipping service

[@jonathanterline384]

and the 5 is from all the different ebay workers he talked to

[@gamechaser002]

and the other 6 are from Pitney Bowes....

[@aarshdeepsahota153]

And the 23 are from the sellers

[@beefchillingham6790]

Yeah from the single employee working at the eBay global shipping service

[@DJRS9045]

@@jonathanterline384 lmfao you got me weak

[@roux6715]

‘1 mill would be smashing’ Congratulations! (:

[@skeptic_lemon]

The history of Frank is nice. That's how If found one of my favourite hobbies. I went onto youtube, you were recommended to me, and now I'm an audiophile. Thank you.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

The term "sealed" needs to be legally regulated. Basically, if Customs is going to unseal it, it should be legally required to say something like: "In certain countries, Customs may unseal this item."

[@missakaiddamalgoda1879]

In Sri Lanka if the customs want to unseal an object they send you a form stating that you product is on hold at the customs. If you want it to be open in front of you, you can go to the customs with form. Or you can pay the customs fee at the local post office. I thought this was hassle. But after this video, I think what they do is ok.

[@nairen7259]

@@missakaiddamalgoda1879 l

[@mind-of-neo]

How about, customs should not be allowed to open our private packages, and neither should corporations?

[@Seedyrom247]

Green-Pill Neo If I opened someone else’s mail, I’d be charged with a Federal crime.

[@mind-of-neo]

@@Seedyrom247 Yep.

[@TheSpiritingPoet]

I apologise on behalf of the UK. We are sorry for your nugget-less situation.

[@jitns]

Lol

[@gilbryamt]

We do like a good Goodman

[@AshPikachu9]

Yes he needs his nuggets like a doggo needs his chimken nuggers

[@hypotheticallywhatiskyle]

Sue them, especially considering the USP was sealed vintage collectible. That’s where the entire value of the item lays

[@dilbertpickle1659]

"1 million subs would be pretty good" Good news, buddy

[@jasonander4964]

He chuckled when he showed us the unsealed nugget, but you can tell it hurt him. Almost sounded like he was on the verge of tears.

[@rook5033]

that was genuinely heartbreaking, i actually got sad over that too

[@AManOnline.]

Poor guy :(

[@TylerFurrison]

The sad thing is, he's almost at the mil...

[@motherhors7036]

Iphone: *$2k sealed.* Ebay worker: Heheh, yoink.

[@eddiedont]

i can feel your pain. i admire your calmness throughout this whole situation. i would have written a mean letter with colorful language to address this

[@plomors]

“1 million subs, that would be pretty slamin’”

[@paveltrout]

"if EA's games stink then don't buy them!" wise words.

[@Dragon-xd9em]

Wise indeed

[@WiiUniverse]

I've wanted to buy some of PopCap's older games diring the steam sale but didn't as I refuse to give EA any of my money. I'll be buying the games used instead.

[@saturniunyttech679]

@@WiiUniverse just pirate them

[@CharlesP2009]

* Preorders Madden NFL 21 *

[@TheTomco11]

I bought a game on steam, didn't realise it was ea. Refunded it 2 hours after downloading it it was that bad

[@endymion7585]

God, I saw the title and automatically cringed at the memories of the ol’ Slash ‘n’ Dash

[@SloppyTelopy]

Oh God don't even mention that nightmare

[@realomegadrumer]

@@SloppyTelopy *that nightmare*

[@Carterthielftw_]

NO NO NOT THE SLASH N DASH!

[@IbishuPessima-px5zr]

It sounds like another way of saying hit n run

[@asmc1492]

Endymion *old ;)

[@gashferohira2635]

"We all have dreams... 1 million subs" Well here we are

[@armaanchaudhary8994]

"200k is still outstanding" oh man if only you knew

[@sedrosken831]

On behalf of all Kentuckians I'd like to apologize for your experience.

[@KipdoesStuff]

My Corvette was assembled Kentucky, good job.

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

69th like

[@kylejscheffler]

Get that shit stained fucking turtle out of office

[@1secondarysmile]

i live in kentucky and i am so sorry :(

[@rich.wishes]

They put an *ebay* facility in *kentucky* ...what did they expect? This is coming from a Kentuckian

[@timdasilvamickley]

I feel sorry for the guy in the comment compilation that got the wooden box for his dogs ashes with it's name on it scratched up. I am so sorry dude.

[@hippieduck]

😭 Yes.

[@rolandchristensen5889]

L

[@RobTopala]

@@rolandchristensen5889 fuck you

[@qwertyuiop-kd4qq]

i agree with@@RobTopala , FUCK YOU

[@cynapse993]

@@rolandchristensen5889 fuck you mate

[@Thumper17]

I ordered some stuff from eBay recently and they all arrived in immaculate condition except for the one thing that came through the eBay Shipping center. It wasn't packaged very well but I can only assume eBay screwed up the package but it was Video CD copies of my favourite movies and they're very rare. They come in jewel cases and the cases were trashed. Luckily I had some old CDs I could transplant pieces from and a tube of super glue and they look fine now, but it was a real piss off.

[@Graeme-C]

I used to work for Hermes/EVRi in the UK and one of the biggest issues is that when parcels are loaded into trucks at the regional hubs for the main hub they are literally chucked into the trailer piled ontop of each other from back to front, no cages or crates to hold them. which includes eBay sellers shipping through parcel drop off points, its not always the service providers fault because a lot of sellers assume their package will be handled with care when thats not the case. its not like they dont care but the workers are under so much pressure to meet turnaround times that speed wins over care.

[@xtrathiccboi]

I’m filled with the sadness for you those poor nuggets

[@iaseatsit5382]

Press f for the goodmans

[@ashleapatterson82]

@@iaseatsit5382 f

[@creativename.]

Customer: **writes a complain** ebay: **reads complain** ...wait, I can't read.

[@Leurak]

all big companies support basically

[@danashurst8579]

we conducted a thorough investigation, and determined that we can't read. Thanks for using eBay!

[@jadenknott]

@@danashurst8579 **THE MADS!**

[@OrangeXJam]

Bu I cana a see I am legally bli

[@Nick-qm1re]

This sign doesn't stop me cause I can't read

[@dmrsdump3994]

Dank in July 2020: ''Ah yeah, 1 million, never gonna happen'' Dank now: 978k

[@kyleharradine5666]

9:59 never seen Frank act so cute it's like a dog rolling over and showing his belly

[@Antigen__]

That split-second where you reached for the vegemite with a toothbrush in hand has to be the best bit of visual comedy I've ever seen.

[@matiasaguilar2500]

Timestamp?

[@Antigen__]

@@matiasaguilar2500 Literally the beginning of the video

[@farinaballerina]

yeah that was awesome! came to the comments to see who else noticed it

[@lucy_sl]

umm what's vegemite? I'm a foreigner i didn't get the joke:/

[@matiasaguilar2500]

@@lucy_sl yeah me neither

[@Kronus713]

8:48 "How dare you steal a nugget from me?!" I felt that :'(

[@Keatoil]

Rip

[@qpol]

never using ebay again 💔

[@bloomtime888]

R.I.P. Goodman's Nugget 2000s - 2020

[@Cryptic_3301]

Indeed rest in peace goodman

[@three1215]

"If EA's games stink, don't buy them!" 2 years later he was proven right.

[@Schnort]

He was right at the time

[@honeybadger6275]

I mean, that's been the case with ea and activision for over a decade.

[@StarryMysts]

oh wow a gacha pfp 0:

[@Tech_Wolf52]

"Hey Ebay, you package items carefully, right?" Ebay: "What does carefully mean?"

[@sonicrockz1011]

You cant say “we will refund you” and then not refund you... edit: WHERES THE GOODMAN

[@normalminecraftletsplay]

what

[@prski4206]

@@normalminecraftletsplay Saul Goodman Google it.

[@brazgazz]

@@prski4206 it's all good man.

[@prod.internet]

the paper towel literally looks like someone went to a public bathroom, yanked open the dispenser and stole the towel, it would explain why it was 1 ply and had no perforation

[@daggern15]

And why it wasn't sealed at the end like every paper towel roll I've ever purchased

[@anokata-kd8oc]

Haha I know students who steel the toilet paper from the S-Bahn :D

[@yammmit]

@@anokata-kd8oc steal

[@anokata-kd8oc]

@@yammmit Aaaah..yes

[@dannydev4294]

You're "not allowed" to show your emails? What are they going to do? That's not against any laws I'm aware of.

[@ballgo1058]

Just found your channel a day ago, I’m just addicted. A couple years ago I attempted to repair some old iPods, and I sort of got a 4th gen working but I think the drive is dead. Wish I’d seen your channel then haha

[@AceoftheDragoons]

The beginning but absolutely killed me. I saw the Vegemite, and I was like, "Ok, whatever, I get it, Australians like vegemite-" and then I saw the toothbrush and just about died.

[@ZONEofTECH]

Ahhh, I can feel the pain through the video 😭

[@n.s.ac.i.ajointeffort1983]

One comment?

[@sharklegs]

This video actually makes me want to commit crimes

[@22oreos]

It hurts, honestly...

[@stinkysocksgamer3535]

I started getting annoyed at ebay for mostly scams. But thats not ebays fault... 2 weeks later I see someone on ebay gets scammed by ebay. Not a good reputation.

[@kazooduck]

Hey Daniel!

[@yaatiusyeeticus1371]

Dude, if I were a practicing lawyerr, a situation like this would make me have GIGANTIC dollar signs in my eyes, this is prime Class Action Lawsuit material.

[@st4r3_me]

I hope ebay gets lawyered. I am fumin just watching this video

[@bruuuuuhhhhhhh]

The Everything Pro what? You’re high right. Most of the time the big company loses, especially if you have this much irrefutable evidence against them.

[@huleyn135]

@@bruuuuuhhhhhhh nope. Almost no country than america has punitive damages, so at best you would get your refund and thats it. Not worth the court stress.

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

@@bruuuuuhhhhhhh problem with us courts even if you win you still have to pay court fees. Your sueing for a 50$ item while the company will make you you rack up thousands in court costs.

[@andrewgorman9836]

@ST4R3 2:55 and I had to stop watching it. I think you're right on the fumin' part for sure!

[@genesisgaming3756]

watching this in Novamber 2021, when you are at 1.4 Million, well done man. Also, Greetings from the top of the tea-drinking rain zone!

[@trx90vito29]

800k subs in a year, past you would be foaming at the mouth seeing your sub count now!! Cheers mate! Keep being awesome!!

[@Ilovehaleebear]

This video deserves a broader audience. The carelessness of ebay is criminal. Something needs to be done.

[@alexramos7708]

Want to know a secret? If you ship through ANYWHERE people will go through your packages, most people don't know what to repackaged package looks like.

[@Suzumi-kun]

@@alexramos7708 does that apply to shipping to the same country, or anything within the EU since it doesn't go through customs?

[@alexramos7708]

@@Suzumi-kun if it gets shipped at all somebody will probably open it up and see what you have.

[@lunakoala5053]

​@@alexramos7708 Why do you advertise false information as a secret? In most countries what you describe is actually illegal. It isn't illegal in this case, because you technically gave permission (by accepting the terms and conditions).

[@saiyanedits]

@@lunakoala5053 youd be surprised, hes not lying. Alot of shipping companies customers packages mysteriously go “missing” while in the deliverymans possession

[@mikekachowski2797]

That part when he split open the banana and toothpaste... comedy gold

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

I legit had some laughy-tears flowing.

[@casualcomputing6064]

Jus gotta make sure it's a banana, Yeh it's a banana

[@iamjwu]

Stumbling across this video now and this part made my 2022.

[@AgentTasmania]

The sheer subtlety of the toothbrush when withdrawing the Vegemite tube

[@Ravn7]

Here in Norway it's really expensive to import things. If something costs 20$ + 5$ shipping. The toll customs will add extra 10-20$ to it.

[@neveyya]

i now have an ebay woe story, and i didn't even use the global shipping since i'm from the uk. i ordered an ac for my room because it can be either too cold in winter or too hot in summer, and i found one that was affordable it was basically perfect. when it arrives, the packaging is absolutely busted, and whenever you move the ac in the slightest whilst it's on, it immediately switches off. it also has a feature to display room temperature and not even that works properly, it's always flickering. thankfully it still works, like it still warms and cools my room and that's all i asked for since that's the bare minimum. and that's the reason i don't complain since, technically, i got what i wanted. but it's hard to ignore the faults, you wanna adjust it or move it somewhere else, you can but it'll just turn off. it's also not great at picking up when you use the remote it came with. thanks ebay, i'm going back to amazon

[@Sheriff_McPants]

I sold a pair of OEM headlights for my car on ebay, as i bought aftermarket ones. They sold for around $500 and Ebay took nearly a 30% cut of it. Are you kidding me Ebay? It cost me about as much as you took from me as it did to even SHIP them! I hardly made $80 on the damn things!

[@AustinMichael]

Uh fees on that would be 10% plus paypal fees which are 2.9% + 30 cents a transaction. You aren't confusing the taxes are you?

[@Schpoople]

I’m only buying within the US when shopping on eBay but seeing this makes me want to delete my eBay account all together. They don’t even have bad standards they just don’t have standards at all...

[@daggern15]

Honestly, US buyers are in quite the lucky situation when it comes to buying on Ebay since most everything they could want is already in the US either listed on Ebay or some other website. I'm in Europe and already have a headache and a half trying to find a lot of things on the continent. I daren't imagine how hard things are for AU buyers

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

@@daggern15 can confirm, eBay is my go to for everything and almost never have a problem. Tho I always check the from us button so I don't have to deal with customs and international shipping

[@kirara4953]

Good luck deleting it.

[@dan-5678]

Honestly I agree as a seller, I'm having trouble with bills so I can't pay things that they're charging me for selling, and they continuously, everyday or to send me a collections email that's like "don't worry take your time, don't worry take your time, don't worry take your time...but give us our money" I'LL PAY YOU WHEN I HAVE THE DISPOSABLE INCOME TO DO SO! CHRIST ebay is bad. but sadly as a seller that's where it gets the most views and as a buyer sometimes that's the only place people put things up for sale, and I would know because I literally check every site that I have access to

[@ashleapatterson82]

their only standard is put the package in a TNT cannon

[@JesseH583]

eBay customer support is some of the worst I have EVER experienced... so I'm not surprised at all to hear about your experience going to the way it did. I've gone through many similar frustrating situations with eBay.

[@BerryFunChannel1]

I come back to this video after years to simply say thank you KZbin GODS, this was the first video from DankPods that popped up in my suggested videos section and I'm so happy it did... years later and I never miss any video, even might sub to the Patreon for all the years of content that is just there... like a treasure trove. Thank you KZbin Gods and Thank you DankPods.

[@WiiUniverse]

Sealed iPod: * exists * eBay: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Microplastic_Therapy]

iPod: aw shit, here we go again

[@matthewmoore4044]

I feel like I just spent 25 minutes of my life looking at those peoples stories. *and boy do they prove eBay sucks*

[@matthewmoore4044]

Thanks for the heart :D

[@Dragon-xd9em]

@@matthewmoore4044 yay you got a heart

[@mdwm1981]

yeah ive never even bothered buying off ebay. The shipping prices are so utterly ridiculous that its never worth it. So I guess thats a win

[@Spentbrass42]

oh yeah it sucks

[@Spentbrass42]

buut you can get amazing deals on items if youre lucky

[@nathansstuff1547]

Good to know Addicted to Audio is good. Ordered some Grados from them myself that I'm waiting for.

[@flyinglobster]

I actually paused it frame by frame (almost) to catch up and read every single review lmao

[@tatraurbex]

The mp3 player from Slovakia is actually my friends. He was selling it. Pozrdav od Slovenska! (Greetings from Slovakia!)

[@snakercz]

přesně tenhle komentář jsem hledal

[@jurajpiskorik1796]

Haha chlapi, nečakal som niečo také. Slovakia crew! XD

[@jpelc]

Eeej i Češi a Slováci tu jsou 😆

[@qcel23]

zdravim :D

[@chronicallyacute9665]

Peckaaa

[@Fncy_VW]

Been searching for years for some precision made miniature engines. Finally found one and absolutely stole it on price. I would have paid 5x what i did. EBay global shipping saw it and threw it away. Said they wouldn’t send it. I’ve bought over a hundred of these without issue.

[@UpFromTheGrave]

Isn't that theft and destruction of property.

[@Fncy_VW]

@@UpFromTheGrave they refunded me the full purchase price.

[@UpFromTheGrave]

@@Fncy_VW atleast you got that in stead of nothing

[@notgray88]

Yeah. Definitely never use Ebay. I've ordered bootleg items from chinese companies that arrive in better condition.

[@jegeriufanen4415]

Fuck Ebay and Paypal seriously, I have stopped using it years ago, when I essentially "gave away" a free MacBook to some lying asshole in US and was left with Paypal fees to pay!! WTF!! Thye never helped and I never saw my money and was in debt!! Never using that scam website again!

[@Limes_not_Lemons]

I've only bought one thing through ebay from the US as a tea drinker across the pond, and I'll count myself lucky. It was Minecraft Volume Alpha on vinyl, special edition green splatter pattern discs for 45 quid, the guy who shipped it had the record in 3 layers of cardboard each side, the top two layers slashed and dashed, bottom thickest layers absolutely perfect and the record unscathed and unwarped due to the thick protection keeping it flat. I was expecting some issues and the guy was a huge legend. Absolutely loved chatting through the eBay seller messaging. He was so nice, and was shocked to see the package was slashed, I sent him an excited message that I got it and he had a minor freak out at the fact the eBay facility carelessly sliced the cardboard only missing the record because of the extra layer he put on last minute. Both he and I were pleased they didn't go for a round two of slash and dash, because if they did I'd have an unplayable or unpresentable vinyl record. I already had volume beta off amazon, fire red with orange, yellow and purple splatter pattern, and that was prestine. To get the first record perfect too made my year back in 2021. I've sworn off ordering abroad since then to not test my luck, as most stuff I want from overseas is expensive collectables and I'd rather not have them slashed and dashed, would make me mad

[@iantheinventor8151]

Picked up an iPod classic for £50 with 12 month warranty & its in good condition, just charging it up to check it out. The solid state drives look interesting but if its working I’ll just use it with the Panasonic speakers it fits.

[@captainrisky6561]

Wish: we have the worst ever online buying experience Ebay: hold my beer

[@Tsukkinara]

Wish honestly isn't even bad tbh, its just the long ass shipping times and well, you get exactly what you should expect for paying the cheap price

[@aortaplatinum]

Wish is just the dollar store but you have to wait two months for your trash to arrive

[@Tsukkinara]

@@aortaplatinum Yeah, pretty much, and like any dollar store, you can actually find some decent things lol

[@linussextips7192]

this never gets old haha.

[@gamingnubs7628]

Tbh Wish is only bad because of the bootleg crap they sell. (And the shipping) Ebay on the other hand... oh boy. Ebay GSP just tears stuff open to look for illegal shit. I ordered a HIGHLY collectable Sonic 2 Tiger LCD game and they literally BROKE IT IN HALF.

[@alexmiller5293]

This is a tragic event. I work at Amazon US and whenever there’s even a 5mm hole in a package, we repackage and make sure it’s in its best condition. I just can’t believe EBAY hates their customers so much to go through like this.

[@alextorchia2289]

epic!

[@blueviper1099]

You do gods work

[@33screamingfrogs34]

do they really make you pee in gatorade bottles?

[@JazzToTheTwo]

@@33screamingfrogs34 Where do you think yellow gatorade comes from?

[@33screamingfrogs34]

@@JazzToTheTwo no vey! thank you papa bezos

[@badeskimo1]

Sorry for all the heartache that you have gone through.. I refuse to go through ebay due to damaged electronics and feel the pain. When you get 1 million subs, hopefully it doesn't get abducted too. Keep up the great work bud.

[@USSRDragon]

Oddly enough I’ve had to buy car parts from Australia to USA, completely opposite of Dank, and I had stuff go through some sort of global shipping partner, one of the things they’ve opened were car coil springs. Sliced through the box so messily when they retaped the box it was more tape than box. Gee I wonder why it was stapled shut guys. They also took the springs out of the box, then just taped the box around each spring with bubble wrap, absolutely hilarious. Also for the car the springs were for, 85 Subaru GL-10 wagon, for some strange reason some place in Australia made not only OE springs, but higher strength springs too! Literally only place I could find them world wide. Man that $260 shipping was worth those fancy bigger springs.

[@sharpesttoolintheshed492]

eBay: *opens his sealed iPod* [ angry uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ noises ]

[@saturniunyttech679]

Only sa!ssne will understand

[@ProtoMario]

I have a real good one, so I bought a nice Can opener, because I wanted a new one that was automated, so I got this sweet Black Cuisinart, and it shipped, nothing wrong, not a single thing wrong. But then, a few days later I get a message saying it came from a Warhouse with Covid 19, and I was getting a refund, AFTER I opened it and put it on my KITCHEN counter. I already had COVID at this point but still think about that, man wow!

[@damian9303]

“Warhouse”? Yeah I wouldn’t expect the greatest stuff to come out from there

[@nFiveTech]

If that happened to me, I would be scared as shit

[@IvanTube0]

do you actually have covid?

[@akhmadshujazulmarizky9199]

whoa, hope you're doing well man

[@minty7699]

@@IvanTube0 can you read?

[@TX2015]

I didn't know about the existence of this guy. I don't even think or care about mp3, iPods, trash phones and things like that, but man this guy has a level of energy I can't get away from! So good

[@michael.d.]

While we’re on the Pitney Bowes shipping troubles rant: instead of sending my package (nearly a month after I bought it) to Toronto, Ontario (literally the largest city in Canada) for customs clearance they sent it to a literal empty field in Toronto, Prince Edward Island (which is so tiny and empty it has to be called an “unincorporated area and civic address community”) where it sat for seven weeks before being shipped all the way across the country to Vancouver (which is itself perfectly capable of handling customs clearance). The kicker? It was sent from Seattle, literally a 2-hour drive south of Vancouver. All for a screw and silicone gasket. Anyways, love your vids, thanks for making them and brightening my day!

[@sinksalesman1747]

"Packages may be opened" Did they mean Packages WILL be opened?

[@CaveyMoth]

Packages may be empty.

[@inkprint]

No, Packages will be DESTROYED

[@sinksalesman1747]

What did I start?

[@thefountainpendesk]

Packages will not be taken care of Packages WILL be DESTROYED

[@WiiUniverse]

Items contained in the packages may be stolen.

[@shyzah1952]

You think this is bad? I purchased a 350 dollar sony fh15r 1985 mini hifi audio system from Columbia (im in the USA) and Columbia customs opened the entire thing up and drilled into the transformer, the capacitors, and other electrical components trying to find drugs! They didnt even bother putting the screws back! 1 year later and I still think about this. I didn't even get my money back from ebay! (refused to get the money back from seller since it wasnt his fault). When I turned it on, it short circuited and died cause they drilled the transformer and literally everything remotely larger than a tiny capacitor. Not even the fuses could save it :(

[@AnonymousGentooman]

"columbia" "known for drugs" you meant colombia? people often mix those two up

[@shyzah1952]

@@AnonymousGentooman yeah I meant colombia lol. I accidentally spelled it like the clothing brand.

[@ketmax2805]

F

[@33screamingfrogs34]

about 2 years ago i bought a super rare bootleg furby off ebay from argentina, shipping to canada. tracker says it's still in argentinian customs.

[@salahgoogleeisa9158]

@@33screamingfrogs34 really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[@1987FX16]

You made the 1 million mate! Awesome watching your channel grow so big.

[@mlcs]

4:41 Congrats!

[@leonardode-pinchy3234]

Someone legitimately needs to sue eBay! They need to learn what their doing to people’s stuff is wrong and scandalous.

[@Dragon-xd9em]

Make a petition I will be the first one to sign it.

[@Emira_75]

Dragonplayz - gaming and more why don’t you make a petition then

[@relo999]

I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a class action lawsuit yet.

[@FazalFariz]

It's all in their terms & agreements we make with them as we purchase or sell something. eBay is famous for the bully they are. The government prioritizes national security and eBay would pull that card to win, since customs have the rights to do it anyway and get away with it.

[@thelaxsoviet5922]

@@FazalFariz screw them then

[@jayscoottey]

Thank you for the PSA. I won’t ever use their service as a seller. Seems like a great opportunity for a competitor to come into the space and promise quality control.

[@domesticcat1725]

Ebay has plenty of competitors, sadly almost all of them are only at a country level

[@monat7623]

Amazon does the same thing sometimes, our boxes are just close to the product size so it’s not an issue

[@-Oxy]

i work in post in new Zealand and yeah we are nothing like this gladly we enjoy it we got music on and just chilling and sure shit does get damaged but we take it to the damage station and get it fixed up and that mainly only ever happens if a heavy box is put on a less stronger box. a common one is drinks aka alcohol does sometimes fall and tends to break we cant really save that damage but will try to stop it as fast as we can and gain the contact info on the box

[@tuckyking3399]

I'm cringing at the thought of an old game box like the og Super Mario Bros in mint condition being slashed up and ruined in the shipping process

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That's like a massive destruction of worth. the game itself sells here for about 5-15€, with box it goes up to about 30-40€, and that's not even in mint condition, just by having the packaging with it.

[@WA_Stokins]

I can't even remember who but someone on Twitter had a misb copy of Speed Racer on SNES unsealed by global shipping.

[@shmaymondshmoos5180]

a mint sib copy of SMB for the NES is like 10k, open the plastic and you would be lucky to get $100 for it

[@ryanlovesmicrowaves]

now imagine the gold nwc cart

[@asmolbean9300]

Oh no I literally feel sick thinking about that

[@TheBeefTeam]

Imagine being eBay and having the nerve to call the global ship a “service” as though it’s actually useful

[@spamdarsh4319]

I’m just glad they didn’t actually tear a hole into the packaging. I ordered something from eBay once and they literally tore a big hole in the cardboard of the package exposing the items in side.

[@Thejsniper007]

I work for a company that often ships car parts to Australia, and sometimes we like to put a little candy from our company in there, but we aren’t allowed to include them for shipments to Australia because they will open the package and assume it’s contraband and send it back to us, it’s literally a licorice hard candy but because there’s no complete ingredients list with it they send the whole expensive package back it costs so much money in shipping