So I Joined a Noob Game...

Welcome to the ultimate HOI4 Noob Game, this one completely covers everything that an actual Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer game full of new players to MP looks like.
And of course I decided to join it, once again, to try and carry the game all on my own.
From the weirdest builds and to the Joe Biden sleeper micro, this HOI4 MP game will have everything.
It's time to witness the most epic Germany vs Russia war you will see and my Mongolia will be right on the frontlines with my katyushas ready to save Russia!
IT'S TIME TO CARRY THIS HOI4 NOOB MULTIPLAYER GAME!
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[@X1ninja12]

Dankus you might never see this but I was the man who played chess against you Edit: He saw it

[@triggeredinpoland235]

did you win

[@X1ninja12]

@@triggeredinpoland235no

[@NKVD-Guard1988]

Then we are waiting for vid "They said my chess were weak"?

[@StanleyTrofimchuk]

@@NKVD-Guard1988 haha yes

[@diellipubg2947]

We will support you he will see the comment

[@prinzoyro6886]

Dankus teaching noobs how to play is so wholesome but also seeing them unable to do anything is kinda sad lmao

[@itonic1804]

The Sevastopol campaign was pretty yikes ngl

[@MultiFallguy]

Dankus refused to defend the oil fields, he wasn't asked to push through the mountains, just setup a a perimeter and wait for inf/mtn to take over.

[@smiley7399]

@@MultiFallguyBecause its a very risky play?

[@frydog4217]

​@@smiley7399 he ended up doing it like 5 minutes after raging and saying it was a waste and it worked?

[@smiley7399]

@@frydog4217 Because he then got reinforcements?

[@lastresort1plays]

That wasn’t a cavalry Mongolia build, I’m disappointed

[@tylerlambert8400]

mech is basically armored cav

[@googane7755]

Just imagine the katyushas as horse archers

[@akiamini4006]

Frfr

[@originalbruh]

after 100% watching this entire 20 minute video i can confirm this is a certified dankus banger

[@sylvananas7923]

You managed to watch a 20 min vid in only 16 mins ? Man alta eeshports

[@possiblypigeon]

@@sylvananas7923 1.5x speed GIGACHAD

[@deutschewelle4484]

fr

[@user-el2yw1kb5h]

​@@sylvananas7923 😂😂😂

[@Pqgers]

dankus joined a game for his own skill level finaly

[@Snivy_Films]

Yep

[@rimmer123q8]

yep

[@datboi7893]

I love how Dankus doesn't rage like a kid at the multiple SOV throws and instead he will play cautiously until he is confident enough to carry as a minor. That's development right there.

[@frydog4217]

Bro I'm not sure if we watched the same video dankus was raging and whinging the whole time

[@legatusmaximus7432]

@@frydog4217 exactly lmao

[@datboi7893]

@@frydog4217 you clearly have never played MP

[@frydog4217]

​@Dat Boi nope and never plan to if this is normal behavior. Like you have to be delusional to get this mad at people who are clearly many brackets below your skill playing badly. It isn't teaching them how to play and make good decisions it's just teaching them how to get microed by a better player. It's pretty beta that you would just take someone talking to you like that just tell them to fuck off bro

[@jenopolgar9447]

I fucking hate the whinging that he does. He is a good player tho.

[@chrysthianekyledungog7639]

They said Weak so i joined game.

[@sonofsanguinius4880]

I am starting to wonder, if you ever join pro games mate

[@WallJumpGaming]

he recently won a hoi tournament, didn't he

[@FBIagent913]

Yep, he did

[@googane7755]

He does, he won like multiple PDX tournaments and plays a bunch of unofficial ones too

[@frankfletcher_1]

Dankus in a noob game: OMG why are all these noobs misplaying

[@manithefluffy]

Dankus found people on his own skill lvl 💀(fr tho i'm impressed how much he knows how to play this game :D)

[@yeerus_deletus_5974]

Certified E-Schports moment

[@ThinkingOutLoud1.1]

New Dankus video ? Let’s go !

[@Gurkenkonig]

Love how Dankus is just complete rosting every Russiaplayer in that game😂

[@andrezj3012]

They said my Mongolia was weak...

[@512TheWolf512]

Dankus finally joined a game of his own level? Pog

[@Xeem_Pad]

2:16 as the Te la Menthe plays we can imagine how mongolian horses are training their bunny-hop to prepare for war

[@vcrxyz_8317]

"dankus, joe biden." -random soviet co-op

[@Idontsupportlgbtq]

They said my thug shaking was weak...

[@spaimas5978]

the last two minutes.... they were amazing.

[@Syrath101]

The motorised rocket launcher animation is really satisfying.

[@benbamforth7381]

aaah the famous saying ' 4 monkeys in a cage is still 4 monkeys in a cage '

[@nuclearllama7239]

Sick montage at the end there, keep it up!

[@whatisalifeihavenone4708]

bro made a whole edit about him playing ping pong

[@BoBrEiGs]

"4 monkeys in a cage is still 4 monkeys in a cage!" has to be and will bw my favourite insult I've ever heard and will use

[@alexandrov1991]

We definitely want more noob games!

[@SkipSkoop]

For 80% of this video I thought Dankus was rp Stalin.

[@user-el2yw1kb5h]

"Soviet Union being overrun on multiple fronts" Random CO-OP: Dankus 😃, Joe Biden 😏

[@wannabuyduggs420]

Dankus always makes bangers

[@D.Holliday112]

11:05 " *Historically accurate Soviet War Command discussion* ". These guys would have been executed by Papa Stalin for sure.

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

So. When Space Marines aren't bannable. Could Cavalry with Tank destroyers be a fast attack squad? Or would it really benefit more from more soft attack with self propelled artillery like motorized?

[@haus16a]

stanley parable end screen, very cool

[@dexolin2596]

Dankus is the Magnus of hoi4

[@BenPlaysStuff]

Mum I said I’ll do the dishes after this Dankus vid

[@christophfercher4815]

it felt bad being france in this game

[@RandomHogRider]

"hardness means soft attack does anything"

[@n0llx264]

* Dankus release a new video * Legit no one: The Dankus fan going to comment after seen the country he's playing: They said my ... was weak...

[@tmo_117]

They said my no one was weak

[@rotmistrzjanm8776]

They said that my noobs were week... they were.

[@Gibbon4k]

editor goes brrrr

[@endzor]

Dancus also plays chess while playing hoi4?

[@cc0767]

Dankus needs to join a noob game as UK

[@bubblegumfacebabe]

i would've broken my monitor 20 times at this stupidity, wow

[@agentofchaos3015]

Dankus Clutchecus

[@MsRockie]

18:25 Dankgolian push

[@Mr.Abraham31]

Wow, you know dombra

[@mrcrow9931]

Stanley Parable reference in the outro?

[@ferdykdsgsde]

Dankus they my turkey is weak...

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

Is dankus really good at hoi4 if he only plays noob games Think about that

[@sylvananas7923]

I suggest you watch other vids or even streams, these games he does are the most competitive games I've ever seen everyone knows what to do and anything can happen

[@pedronabais1456]

@Zachary P that wouldn't be that unlikely because the pro mp community is small often in small communities the best players are the ones that learned from stomping noobs

[@thehamman3882]

I use inf with my tanks and i’ve defended russia alot they just somehow didn’t lol

[@mustafaenesuysal6579]

Please make a no mod datiled soviet guide for multiplayer games dankus

[@definetlynottyleratall4647]

Dankus

[@o.malyshko]

They said my Mongolia was weak…

[@RealHorhay]

They said my horse archers were weak...

[@merc6trey919]

next time dankus follow the eshports hungarian tank meta : )

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of So I Joined a Noob Game momentum 100

[@sussyyoutuber7668]

They said my noob game was weak

[@dolgulduripostaszolgalat7010]

1:57 i will put this on my wall

[@motto1834]

Where do you find groups like this to play with? Discord groups and others I find are with people that are above my level on all fronts and I can't feel like I can do something without being explicitly told the meta in the servee

[@nevarelixe3963]

I had 100%'d the vanilla achievements and wanted to play Multiplayer. Offered to do France, as that had been my favorite achievement (Little Entente) and got told "no. You can play a minor like Ireland". They ended up putting someone who had _literally_ never played the game before on France. The multiplayer for this game is too often just fucking cancerous.

[@motto1834]

@@nevarelixe3963 I've played MP twice and the first time was filled France bc half the majors weren't filled. UK air helped as much as it could but I was just fumbling against three German co-ops

[@nevarelixe3963]

@@motto1834 I hope you had fun. Again, just several lobbies of being told to "fuck off. You can't play a major" as they're struggling to find anyone to play it is just frustrating. Insult to injury being the guy had never played, and I at least had gotten every vanilla chievement.

[@yoboi691]

A France player that intends to be a Vichy

[@sandels5805]

They said my hat was weak...

[@TheStifflersmom18]

They said my noob game was weak...

[@remi609]

Dankus you should come visit brasil! We like to have you in Rio de Janeiro here we prepare food and everything for you!!1!!1!1!!!

[@MeysterJ]

dandus parabel???

[@easternspy9243]

ESPORTS MAN

[@williamknows3908]

What mod is this?

[@user-pd6ev9gb7j]

Dankus quotes Episode one "The US is an island nation"

[@livian2682]

dankus im still asking for your spotify playlist

[@user-kt3jk1vq9o]

THEY SAID MY MONGOLIA WAS WEAK...

[@triplese7en696]

They Said My Allies Were Weak...

[@matejbroz8518]

What is the name of the mod ?

[@keremcan533]

Why tf does mongolia have 70 factories at game start

[@SBragg88]

I want moar of this plox mr yootuber :)

[@TheShadow89090]

I know that you wanna teach them ... But if I was them, I would probably just mute you ^^

[@painkiller5565]

whats this mod

[@Mr_Rypper_]

Where are these loobies, im not a dankus🥺

[@swagz6440]

waht is this mod called

[@Xi4V]

yeas

[@yoboi691]

Whats the beat at the end bro?

[@yugoslavia2874]

🎶NEON BLADE🔥(Ravens Rock-Ruin sessions)💣

[@czupakabra5584]

Hey dankus who is better hoi4 player you or polish youtuber Znajomykrolia ??

[@mortalcoil8585]

So I did this thing for the hundredth time..

[@mangomango9621]

mod?

[@williamwhitehouse8214]

18:42 what tune is this?

[@yugoslavia2874]

🎶NEON BLADE🔥(Ravens Rock-Ruin sessions)💣

[@naynen8738]

Co7uld i may ask from which country u ar efrom

[@ShyGuy3101]

Sweden I think

[@luckyterror5756]

Hello, there.

[@ethermarco6441]

hello

[@ramihamza3227]

Yeet

[@rpgmafia8363]

motorized is not dawg shit its actually usefull on everything accept mountains. but yes you need some mechanized against that softattack spam.

[@terrifier2845]

Zyzz

[@moleass8823]

hi

[@frydog4217]

I don't know why you upload these videos or dankus even plays these noob games this was a hard watch. It seemed like Dankus wasn't having fun having to micro the soviet players and the soviet players weren't having fun from constantly being shouted at. The videos where Lennard coops with dankus or any bokoen game/meta game is way better to watch.

[@MrTeddy12397]

lmao dankus loses against noobs

[@panzerkampfwagenviausf.b2236]

day 2 of asking for the playlist

[@katastenu8216]

Dankus stop bulliy children

[@_empiree9338]

Naaah no way these dudes are fr. Legit ai will do better.

[@rizenrap4840]

Oman

[@brzeczyszczykiewiczfelixhoi4]

first Edit: I falied.

[@martianbane5236]

youre always joining noob games

[@ondrasvejkovsky9075]

6th

[@benni681]

Youre 9th

[@askhan12406]

First

[@benni681]

Youre First 👍🏻

[@nicolaybjorndahl1890]

first

[@benni681]

Nope sorry

[@ac8764]

reupload weak