So I Joined a Noob Game as Japan...

[@Dunkerque351]

"So I joined a Noob Game as _____" "They said my _____ was weak" "This is why they fear my _____"

[@angylion6022]

"____ but i have _____ hours"

[@Supertortoes]

“I made ____ suffer”

[@prussianeagle2650]

"___ said my ____ was weak"

[@entgay3767]

_____ are you ______ about. This is ____________.

[@cosmosyn2514]

So I joined a Noob Game as 2009 Chevy Silverado They said my 2009 Chevy Silverado was weak This is why they fear my 2009 Chevy Silverado 2009 Chevy Silverado but I have 2009 Chevy Silverado hours I made 2009 Chevy Silverado suffer 2009 Chevy Silverado said my 2009 Chevy Silverado was weak 2009 Chevy Silverado are you 2009 Chevy Silverado This is 2009 Chevy Silverado

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

I love how comical it is when you see him add Battleships and the steel cost just keeps rising 😆

[@DarkIsTheNight-046]

Comical?

[@grugamersriseup7299]

So I joined a noob game as sultanate of aussa…

[@General_Universe]

“This is why they fear my Aussa”

[@Aegis---]

"They let me play Aussa"

[@Supertortoes]

“I made Italy suffer”

[@avahope3809]

What mod does dankus use? It looks cool

[@grugamersriseup7299]

@@avahope3809 their finest bruh

[@matthew15578]

8:45 They said my cookie monster impression was weak

[@esequieltrindade9244]

So i joined a cookie monster audiction

[@lurkki2796]

About 9:28 alta i'm so autistic

[@virginiastatesman4672]

I love the addition of other players perspective

[@Syron3th]

I just have to say it, I absolutely love this editor, it makes these videos insanely fun! So please keep up the great work! I watch them whenever you release a new one!

[@pcgatorp]

Oh, hi Mark! Thanks for the kind words. I must say that editing for Dankus is always tons of fun and I love to see you guys enjoy these videos as well. I really care about these videos and reading your comments is always a great motivation boost. Your reactions makes these very time-consuming editing tasks, so very worth it. Really appreciate the massive support you guys provide us in every video we upload.

[@draconianail5815]

Dankus needs to dress up as the cookie monster for halloween,he seemed very into it

[@lugerry]

Ok, normal voice Dankus is back, no more high pitched Dankus

[@SweetBrazyN]

He’s live playing Japan right now on Twitch to any KZbin frogs who want to watch him Live. Stream just started too :)

[@blackpaint9093]

have a game myself in 30 minutes sadly

[@LynchTrialJunior]

Sorry, i have a life, twitch crawfish

[@Zenitchik_130]

Every time I see "I joined a noob game as *major nation*" i know excatly wath will happen... but it's so great

[@Pydgin]

Nice to see people coming around to GBP.

[@TheColdOnez]

Dankus's video titles are just one big circle.

[@eliascadji-newby7379]

"dad where were you when the queen died?"

[@mota478]

Thumbnail Should Be Cookie Monster with a Headband and Nom Noming the Allies

[@axelrajantie9381]

incredible mental breakdance over eating machnu 10/10 content

[@frankfletcher_1]

Dankus when he joins the noob game and players are noobs: *impossible*

[@jacobholden2030]

lol i feel like the allies got really livid this game because of what happened.

[@12gark]

Yes Dankus, grand battle plan right, yes. Just for sake of saying it, you get the same stats as superior firepower (when you have planning bonus), less org, but way less supply consumption (15% if I remember correctly) and a ton of entrenchment. Also, there is a great thing extra: gran battleplan, with how the math works, is the one that takes less losses and is able to hold mass assault tanks with tanks, so basically if Japan attacks the Soviet, Soviet tanks with the same stats are not going to be able to click you. The issue is that if you don't have planning bonus, then you're fucked.

[@sirarthurwesley3464]

Gbp > Superior

[@Qmaasol]

@@sirarthurwesley3464literally any doctrine >superiour

[@sirarthurwesley3464]

@@Qmaasol even deep battle is better at this point

[@nichteinschlacht1877]

They said my japan was weak...

[@quincyames2014]

allies try not to abuse bugs challenge impossible

[@CMAzeriah]

The turd emoji in the front picture just reminds me of when you join a noob game as Japan and you and Hungary carry the axis.

[@pksfordays6913]

Might be the funniest dankus video “no manchu” was so iconic

[@lemonkos4093]

The Most Creative KZbinrs on Title Videos "So I joined a Noob Game as _____" "They said my ___ was weak" "This is why they fear my _____" "__ but i have ___ hours"

[@inverrtedd]

"nom nom nom nom nom" ROMANIA "nom nom nom nom nom"

[@kotarojujo9465]

THEY SAID MY JAPAN WAS WEAK!!!

[@endzor]

15:10 just want to say thank you.

[@AcePilot_]

8:42 when you forget your ADHD pills

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom This is beautiful

[@ashbringer4253]

When shall Dankus, not join a noob game.

[@Naan805]

They said my luxembourg was weak...

[@aaronh8672]

They said my child labour was weak!!! 😈😈

[@Twadfire]

9:51 a nom nom ghost in the sea?

[@otto_von_garfield]

that took me a while to see. But now I can't unsee it.

[@pedrobadaropontes7302]

holy hell I see it XD

[@robins7730]

2:23 missed opportunity to play Red Army Is the Strongest or another red army banger

[@glssw1261]

They said my noob game was weak...

[@Polish-Phoenician]

hoi4 is free for 2 days, prepare for the sh*t ton of noob games

[@damianbrik4343]

watching dankus while listening to giga chad is a must sry

[@MostlyDragaway]

This time on Dankus’ clickbait

[@honeymug7462]

i like dankus dad

[@Wolfpack-ks9ro]

I may be dumb, but what mod is that it looks really cool

[@zeekeisbestboi6039]

They said my United Kingdom of Portugal and Brazil was weak…

[@alexwallace1707]

What mod do you play on to get all the expanded things like research and national focus tree?

[@anoobnoduhgaming9416]

TFB “their finest bruh” or WWB “world war bruh”

[@frostysloth4525]

Dankus troll god

[@jiyuhong5853]

Akagi, Kaga Hiyru, Soryu Shokaku, Zuikaku

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Oh my God I know exactly when this was and what I was doing.

[@matthew15578]

Dankus late as upload moment

[@marsultor6131]

Nom nom

[@xz4rkhan]

Whats the mods they use

[@historyfan1923]

What it’s the mod that they use for multiplayer games?

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

So I Joined a Noob Game as Luxembourg....

[@brotherhoodz97]

whats the choir in the beginning?

[@AltF4Fr]

yo how does this co op work ? i never played multiplayer cuz i kind of suck

[@prospect2664]

too bad that the soviets managed to still beat the axis and japan

[@mister4701]

Dankus looking handsome these days

[@mateofernandez4848]

What is the mod ?

[@BoraxtheMighty]

I joined a game they said my was weak

[@kaptan_davuk]

if ''state of the pacific'' is a thing why the hell they dont hold it they give it to dankus on a golden plate

[@ramezemad7283]

healthy definitely don't like his cookie stolen

[@Dumbasmf123]

Battle Strategy, Conventional Warfare, Historical Lessons: *exist* Dankus: 0:07

[@DirkusTurkess]

They said my Noob game was weak...

[@kunomuller7423]

Does anyone know the mods they are using?

[@arifakgul6931]

Tfb (thier finest bruh)

[@alexanderraz.]

They Said My Japan was weak...

[@hadsfhdhdfbgh]

Which mod is that

[@einruberhardt5497]

What is the name of the mod?

[@kevin-hu8vp]

"no manchu"

[@krispi7290]

Nom nom nom

[@luka-li2vd]

What is th mod used

[@dylanram4653]

what modis this?

[@janvankessel624]

No Manchu... Nuff said

[@mikeseabrooks7978]

what mod is this?

[@yurisalvato3254]

Alta Alta

[@mohameddiami359]

They said my Japan was weak

[@treo1230]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

[@giorgiokoneski317]

Nikolaj isnt a noob

[@VW25]

No munchu was funny ngl

[@lukeyarnall7021]

9:16

[@alperkeskin4235]

Mod name ?

[@keokiracerhalsteren]

NOMNOMNOM

[@AproX_]

2nd best title: I joined a noob game as _

[@marthvader14]

Did the Soviet player surrender?

[@odins617]

ESHPORTS ALTA

[@vyevd8]

meta

[@pablorochera3998]

Queen Elisabeth died ??? 😧

[@thyjukki]

I forgot about this game and I wish i did not remember it :D

[@asdfsdfsdf5114]

No manchu

[@demetribell]

Leonard

[@jessjairyllesaban5905]

Early Gigachads will only see this comment Dankus Memecus is probably the HOI4 player I have ever seen

[@Tom-oj7si]

Best hoi4 player in general tbh

[@vyevd8]

true

[@kirkwells5134]

Whatever happened to that teenage russian streamer they used to play with?

[@terrifier2845]

zyzz

[@randompersonjustdoingsomething]

I said his japan was weak.

[@carolinaandy5059]

🗾

[@averagebohemian5791]

Lennard won

[@Poenizz]

🗿

[@TheRagaz]

''noob game''

[@chadcool1023]

pogi ako

[@kingbobjr6788]

If you think it’s too easy, why are you joining noob games?

[@салфеткибумажные-р3щ]

ussr not so noob though

[@GG_1318]

Rest in piss RIPBOZO Queen

[@derkritiker9897]

Second

[@moon_spirit1]

First?

[@Tom-oj7si]

Yes, GG

[@oznerolnamor1240]

first LEEETTTTSSS GGOOOOO

[@moon_spirit1]

U were third

[@Tom-oj7si]

He was second I think

[@oznerolnamor1240]

first to comment ill take that much lol