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[@spacedog2943]

“I don’t have any kids.” One year later...

[@cosmos7136]

Underrated comment!,

[@evachu4643]

GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA

[@samalam0992]

lol ur not wrong!

[@SanjayKumar-id6cp]

He’s probably joking about that he’s a robot

[@wjplayz6915]

Space dog is right he has a child. This was posted in 2020

[@helloimarealhuman]

1:59 Dan: The only kid I have is this Asher: Let me introduce myself

[@nezukokamado-xu4mm]

Yup

[@JK-bz8qv]

Lol

[@parthgaming1804]

I was just gonna comment that lol

[@larasowder2857]

lol

[@larasowder2857]

Parth Gaming same

[@Huz7Edits]

Dan: I only have one kid Jemma: *now is probably the worst time to bring it up*

[@kamothatguy382]

and a oop .....

[@thedoggos8814]

Lol

[@darn181]

"So do you have any siblings?" Asher: sigh *its complicated..*

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Sussy dan dan

[@squarebear1011]

yes pets = siblings

[@chrisalextime94]

Miles has entered the replies

[@BeddyEddy]

Yes

[@Whatthedeuce258]

Well he's gonna

[@Glitchon]

1:58 Dan: The only kid I have is this. Future Me : are you sure?

[@josephmatthew3589]

Glitchon trueeee

[@five2019]

its 2:00

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

Me: Lol funny Future Me: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

[@grsweet157]

Very true

[@sabergamer7869]

lol yeah. Btw my logo is also sans

[@BuddemsMorgan]

“The only kid I have is this.” *Meanwhile one year later.....*

[@sepalijayasekara7761]

LoL Dan is a........

[@LogenDraws]

Sepali Jayasekara DAD!?!?!?!?

[@hana_flower]

Buddems Morgan LOL ASHER 😂

[@torirubinson]

Lol yass queen

[@blakemartin1544]

Dan has a kid? Wwwhhhhhaaaaatttt?????

[@Thxtnt]

"dan has 3 kids" shockingly this is actually close to what happens in the future

[@Sevens647]

It could end up being three

[@Thxtnt]

@@Sevens647 it could yes, too early to tell so far in my opinion

[@snipersharky9431]

bro he's a time traveler

[@woolfmoon]

To be fair he does have 3 kids. Asher, Miles and pug…. Thing.

[@lionguy3342]

He has 2

[@randomwolfboi7866]

Dan: i dont have any kids Dan who time traveled: R U SURE ABOUT THAT!?

[@T-G7]

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO TRUE ABOUT THAT

[@Gaming_JBoss]

*asher has left the chat*

[@olliethomas7743]

Guys, raise your hand if you watched when dan had brown hair. 🤚 Edit: I wrote this comment a year ago, stop telling me it’s brown now!

[@kiven1228]

🤚🏼Meeeee

[@Icedcameron]

Me ✋

[@JeePSer1]

🖐

[@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258]

Nyeh, begone Jacksepticeye , somebody else is taking over!

[@assassinlink2357]

@@cookiesvidstheskeleton5258 ✋

[@minimadvikin3546]

Dan: this is the only child I have and I'm proud Asher: I have a brother

[@liamharrop8075]

😏🤯

[@kohlburrows6113]

Nice

[@faryalibrahim7596]

Liam Harrop what?

[@ogfroggy6950]

True true....... heh

[@Mr_Wakky]

this was before asher was born

[@mxmayaa]

I love how he yells at us to be nice AFTER we've typed every single thing already

[@QuickestJadeTheDoge]

Every once in a while I come back to this video and remember that it’s canon that DanTDM is a robot who is trying to take over the world and the real Dan is locked in a room forever having his mind extracted

[@sufiboiii]

2:00 when he said the only kid that I have is a toy pug and now he is going to have a baby boy in January 2020

[@cup-.-8125]

True

[@jenamorin1451]

Yes

[@jenamorin1451]

Or maybe he did

[@jenamorin1451]

9:15 was talk about family dead in an alternate universe🤔

[@khushjohal232]

honest....

[@talleaffe]

"The only kid I have... is this." *one year later* "I have a son named Asher."

[@radyachristoval8316]

Ikr

[@yuua190]

Danny Brown Asher: I have a brother?

[@Ashley-uz4tw]

Wait mom i have a brother!!!!!!!

[@Moneymakingkev]

Copied

[@Ashley-uz4tw]

@@Moneymakingkev shut up

[@AliceD-uc5ql]

Why did he start singing song when he went "ohhh mannnn theres soo manyyy" I SWEAR I LOVE DANTDM MAN

[@swazzalini9136]

"The only kid that I have is this" *Proceeds to show a plushie* 2 Years later He has a son who is 1 year and 9 months old

[@rageshreeprasad3462]

1:59 Dan: “ The only kid that I have is this! *holds up thug pug* Me: hehe not anymore xD good lipids with Asher, Dan. Good luck with thug pug and Asher getting along xD

[@nicksloan8706]

Rageshree Prasad I’m not gonna lie, before I saw this video was a year ago I thought it was Asher with a pug head over him

[@AliceWonderland3333]

Rageshree Prasad gcigxigxig

[@AliceWonderland3333]

Rageshree Prasad gdb

[@airqx2808]

g o o d l i p i d s

[@gercullen]

Dan 2019:I’ve only got one child Dan 2020:I mean 2

[@ttt.6457]

Dan: I only have one kid. Asher: *are you sure about that?*

[@starwolf2694]

Yeah hehehe hahaha that's so funny

[@nitro9761]

Dan: i dont have kids Asher not long later: hold my orange juice

[@donutcrown2539]

"I don't have kids" Little did he know...

[@BradyT-800]

He has Asher and his two pugs

[@helenathegreat3070]

Don’t forget the pug baby thing!

[@jonathandelossantos5847]

Clever Carolina this is In the past before he had Asher

[@P3anutButter]

lel

[@mmm-bc4lt]

@@jonathandelossantos5847 r/woooosh

[@Dreamy_Bull_42]

DanTDM: “could you imagine having a fake marriage” Jake Paul: 👀

[@johnberry1783]

Ok i do not know what you mene

[@jaydix125]

@@johnberry1783 he has a fake marriage with a girl I forgot her name though

[@kairose_gaming7324]

Idk who Jake Paul is....

[@Dreamy_Bull_42]

@@kairose_gaming7324 Don't search him up he's a bad youtuber

[@celineliu281]

Where’s Greg lol

[@jamielee4127]

The fact that DanTDM single handedly raised the entire internet is INSANEE

[@2hp_gamer271]

U should do more QNA I love them

[@aarohee662]

2:00 uh huh... well now your actually having a kid!

[@michellestout425]

Nuuuu

[@streamy6138]

@@michellestout425 shhhhhh

[@adrieltan7661]

And its a boy

[@ranbok9464]

I KNEW IT ITS A BOY ISINT IT

[@jessamineoconnor9414]

Dan then: This is the only kid I have. Dan now: This is my son, Asher

[@kimmiedupret8526]

Heh

[@Knoxaliciousness]

Started from the bottom now we here... hehe

[@bahaitka]

Hello oh yeh I know strange

[@baby2exquisite]

Yup yup yup

[@yuua190]

Asher: I have a brother?

[@Mustng-sk2rx]

4:31 I believed this back in the day. i dont anymore

[@Spice-kingzzz]

Dan: I am a totally good man Asher: you are stupid dad

[@michi_eclair8473]

“I don’t have a son” **Asher has joined the chat**

[@loohted]

Asher wasn't born then this was 1 year ago and Asher was born on January 5 2020

[@ducky-xd1731]

Isaiah Rice that’s the joke

[@NX01NX02]

Isaiah rice R/wooooooosh

[@melonspud492]

true lol

[@LetsWIN.]

Thinking of 10 years latter With Asher from DM

[@ssugoiii5530]

1:26 When your teacher gives you homework and theres a hundred pages

[@ch4rlieee]

Lmao

[@SluggishRain]

“Holding my breath for 21 minutes” But (some) robots don’t breathe!

[@krampus7875]

2:57 you could here the pain in his voice after that one

[@cartoon_9873]

“I bite my nails.” Nothing to be ashamed of. I do it to.

[@user-zp1jo5xd2o]

XD

[@franzwilliamtan232]

Me too

[@gameradyy1457]

I don't but my cousins do so idc who bites their nails or who doesn't to be honest

[@kidninja773]

🤮

[@-Saccharine]

I do that to sometimes

[@susanlevin8925]

asher: watches this asher: dad? dan: yes? asher: tell me about my sibling....

[@agent6752]

@pancakes mutual pancakes

[@Jwoids]

Pancake Pancake

[@Jwoids]

@@agent6752 Pancake

[@bennettrw87]

My little brother is The same name

[@blackberry-qb2kd]

@pancakes mutual pancakes pancakes pancakes 🥞

[@suechallinor9451]

Dan actually puts blueberry juice in his hair to make it blue😂

[@cheriepeacock3285]

When you said you're a robot you're not really a robot

[@Yolk200]

Dan: I only have a rapper pug as a kid Dan in 2020:I have I kid

[@stephanieestrela7009]

It’s not dadTDM

[@stephanieestrela7009]

Grady Rathell that’s your new name lol

[@Muneebalb]

@@stephanieestrela7009 jesus is that u

[@KARWARZ]

Dan: ye I'm a robot Asher: WHOS MY REAL FATHER!?!?!

[@mightgai9869]

Can i swear Asher is a baby

[@albertasare2728]

Your real father is trapped in a random room that is Locked

[@sadierey5491]

@@albertasare2728 yeeeeeeeah

[@zekeanimationz4214]

My real name is Asher and I’m six

[@LOfrmdam]

Weslsy Rick me

[@EnergeticSpark63]

1:58 Now its Asher and Miles :)

[@kathieclark7474]

You are great. The roasts are just because they are jealous of you :) you sit down and talk, and make money. YOURE A LEGEND!!!!!!

[@crystalheart6249]

Dan: i bite my nails Me: me too, who doesnt?

[@therysnergamer]

No One! (IDK if that makes sense)

[@yahyaelziny9934]

ME

[@oggameplaysyt]

Not me

[@pinkyong9637]

I don't.

[@wwcjd]

I bite my nails

[@smurfy9258]

Dan: I don’t have any kids Everyone a year later: Ya might want to double check that buddy

[@user-oi8tk2xe8k]

Lol u liked your own comment

[@fwends739]

lol XD

[@xxlonely_blueberrixx173]

That’s amazing

[@axelfreakyy7095]

Yes ya might

[@CalebandFIFA10]

He has a twin brother though

[@luvrsina]

i used to believe the robot one when i was younger i remember telling my friends whilst crying abt it 😭

[@agentofchaos145]

My dad has the virus...I am glad that I can watch Dan's videos that make me smile

[@qqr1na]

4 year old kids: IMPOSTER!!! 6 years later: I’m so dumb.

[@boxily]

I'm WOOOSHED

[@Moonlightdemonz]

Dan secretly coats his forehead with silver polish to make it shinier

[@mmmmoodle]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@Moonlightdemonz]

@@mmmmoodle Thanks, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Godzillay.]

Eh?

[@tannedgod]

And he uses Jemmas highlighter :}

[@moregamingkingz1013]

Lol

[@moonyhadi3405]

9:46 is literally the best part of the video

[@demois437]

He definitely skipped a secret about his brother

[@SkitzoUTO]

Dan: imagine there was fake marriages Jakepual has joined the chat

[@joseph2373]

YEAH BOY!!! I’m a fan but FAKE

[@christinasamfilippo3728]

Hi

[@TheWorldIsAWorld]

paul*

[@taylormitch]

2:50 "That's pig abuse." IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@captainmacmelon4112]

Its...its not that funny

[@frida_delgado9517]

lol

[@MissIndependent.39]

I love it that you don't lie but really just tell the truth thats what I love about you dan

[@YoLime]

hi love this video dantdm thx for making time for us

[@xosmic8363]

What 9+10? 21 Congrats on your 21M subs! 🎉

[@devilsthrone3982]

U dumb its 19 but its a meme

[@jacquesfortier9985]

That meme is dead rip meme

[@howlzz7958]

I don’t understand why is that a meme

[@cajunfriedrice9956]

This math ain't adding up

[@Krog751]

19

[@CordWit]

Dan: Imagine if someone had a fake marriage! Jake Paul: Hold my beer

[@hyrexxhfr4999]

OOF

[@alanmcnally5714]

HAA!!!

[@marieruchti7480]

OOF BURN

[@bloonyapprentice4340]

lol

[@juliendabucol8523]

sick burn

[@shibarmy2372]

Sad start Dantdm

[@MargoPigLuke]

Therapist: don't worry, robot TDM isn't real, he can't hurt you. Robot TDM:

[@laserninja5462]

Trololol

[@doughytown4188]

3:35. Did anyone else see Dan as sans?

[@AzuresWorld_]

Lel

[@khimerzherki8585]

Dans

[@mysticforest972]

Me

[@potatos_are_cool4594]

Yeah

[@honeyorsyrup]

Yes

[@gigachad9787]

Dan: I lurk me: looks around my house hoping to meet dan.

[@aubree-maeshort3411]

Yasss

[@rawrblea-930]

Lol

[@jotaromilos5751]

Imagine if he was hidden in the bathroom. Lol

[@themrporkchop3819]

Me to me to

[@henrystickmin1784]

Same

[@eb_likes_cats]

i was scared at the start this would be really secret until the black and white goes away and i head "WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER DANTDM COMMUNTIY CHALLENGE THING!"

[@Plazix999]

Dantdm: the only kid I have is this Asher:dad didn’t you make a whole video about me

[@Phoenix-qv3cu]

0:47 Dudeee ur names "DanTDM (BIG Peppa Fan) I love u Dan 😂😂

[@_Its_Zoey_]

HA HA HA

[@RaynardBatRat]

Lul

[@kai-on-60fps78]

We need more dcdct’s

[@sammyahmad1225]

DANTDM THINKS WE WILL BELIEVE HE IS A ROBOT FAKER

[@sammyahmad1225]

Sorry for yelling

[@niquecrucifixx]

Dan's Son: Dad what is the craziest experience Dan: Shot a rocket from tank

[@gokublack9798]

Dans son is called Asher

[@ez_kill10]

are you predicting the future??? Dont look at when it was posted

[@xiaofangzhang7547]

It’s 2020

[@ez_kill10]

@@xiaofangzhang7547 lol

[@alexfails2833]

Dantdm has gotten me through the toughest times and I just built his old lab, as soon as a saw it I felt good inside

[@fuhlash]

e

[@pug4412]

Stop saying eee e

[@fuhlash]

@@pug4412 you ruined the chain. shame on you

[@spookysheeple2365]

e (restqrting the chain)

[@fuhlash]

@@spookysheeple2365 e

[@Da_FB]

Secret: Dan’s twin brother is Mike Middleton

[@a.r.140]

This true? **starts banging head on the closest wall**

[@dorkyowl2182]

@@a.r.140 * *starts to bang head and leg to the tv* *

[@Da_FB]

@@a.r.140 no, it’s a joke…

[@vxk.1ng]

Hey could you imagine? I got that dantdm enchanted crystal book. I still remember those talking pigs.

[@J3NA_]

Only legends remember *The Red One Has Been Chosen*

[@stopmotionisko2464]

Im not s legend Im a mythic legend

[@kristifrakes4518]

I love dat song

[@cloudisback5298]

Lel

[@patriciarodi6247]

Love that song

[@cbedford2699]

I remember

[@michael2224]

Dan: The only kid I have is this: Asher: *I'm still here, ya know*

[@ridaali1908]

this was before asher was born lol

[@Nolongeractivehere]

He didn't have him then

[@KL-ih3ns]

THIS WAS BEFORE AHSER

[@ridaali1908]

@@KL-ih3ns ikr

[@safazafar4426]

It was a joke lol

[@miastoytv9476]

Dan I have a vid idea for you you did a secret comments for your fan how about a part 2?

[@mr.shovel_048]

how have i not watched thiz video till 2022

[@Lucy-qr1ld]

Dan: The only kid I have is this. Asher: Am i a joke to you?!

[@normatruglia604]

Nice one

[@atlasshadowz6216]

XD

[@cuberman5948]

no u

[@keekskage3490]

Wait is Asher is sons name?!

[@lolamcnamara5583]

yeah.imafander yes

[@sunnyeleven_]

"Who would do a fake marriage?" Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau: *blinds*

[@natashawhelan8697]

HELL YEA I dont even think that's a question

[@emzyrobloxgamer421]

When he says the facts where lies. He is lying even more because they are not facts

[@eb_likes_cats]

from the roast challenge i cant stop thinking about dan as a blueberry :

[@katerogers.]

DAN I just realised I have been watching you for 6 years now you have literally shaped my childhood 🙏🏼💫🥳 love you

[@heatheriaconis6136]

That is so cute for you to say that P.S thanks for agreeing☺

[@derian8853]

lmao same

[@zach2260]

Oh ya ya

[@san06d]

Dantdm's fans: he has the biggest forehead Kwebblekop: so it a contest huh?

[@FaatehAhmed]

Jack films jack films jack films j a c k films j a c k films

[@Ishy251]

Johnsvideos: am I a joke to u?

[@Hofner58magic]

Kwebblecops videos are really bad

[@Sans-rj7nq]

@@Hofner58magic no they’re not

[@60percentpuredits]

@@Sans-rj7nq they are now without jelly and Josh

[@thabreez456]

Here in 2023 and the Dan has 3 kids theory is no longer a theory. He’s nearly there

[@miamueller2407]

You know, when Dan said the baby pug thing was his kid (I've watched the vid) now, he does have a kid, Asher. So not for long Dan, will you not have a kid. Peace out people, until next time!

[@milmatste]

Do y’all remember when dan would say these words hey guys dan here from the diamond minecart back with another minecraft review Opening plays Cries quietly in corner

[@Katouuu]

Yes 😢😭

[@the_wanderer3]

I remember. And the orgianl survival series I can't rember what it was called

[@AceTM.]

i used to watch dantdm alot

[@jamiejohnston4693]

Yes that was the days

[@jonaseujiepalima5701]

I think its "Hey everyone DAN here from the Diamond Minecart video and today were going to (Depends on the content his going to make)

[@pixelcraftofficial]

Hmm, let's watch some DanTDM... *sees video with black & white thumbnail that looks sad* YEEEESSSS!!!! SECRETS!!!!!!!!

[@mrsloppypotato1581]

Dan secretly polishes his head before every video

[@JimmyShorts.]

1:59 Not anymore-

[@theniteowel7170]

You forgot grim in your Minecraft world

[@jeanmcdermott5685]

Skelly pup 🐶

[@elizabethtireman7351]

8:14 "I'm a small boy"-DanTDM 2019 That would mean I'm almost taller then you and I'll wayyyyy younger than u! Weird

[@xx_kai_xx2850]

Lizzie Tireman what wrong with that I think your the one who’s being wierd

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

"I'll way younger than you" that grammar lmao

[@elizabethtireman7351]

Bc I'm 5ft 6

[@brooke4318]

his best secret i can come up with is the fact dan wont talk to his brother because he does the dab

[@SlappedIntoChina]

''I dont have kids." Now: miles and asher.

[@SlappedIntoChina]

Now he has 2 kids lol

[@Kermit..briger]

Yep 😅

[@Deleted_User522]

DanTDM: I only have one baby and it’s this one Future baby: Hold my beer

[@callmeshifty6263]

Yes and his pugs

[@Deleted_User522]

Shifty do you know the difference between a baby and a puppy

[@camthemann07]

Apple juice

[@itsatrenado5656]

A baby shouldn’t drink beer

[@Boofsure]

"dan has 3 kids" its not really a secret anymore

[@liana723]

12:29 if you didn’t already know, another secret is that DanTDM dyed his hair blue!

[@kaigarmadon4195]

I look 2 views re fresh 150,000

[@illuminatilol2506]

Lol

[@hyper_kid_oofmemes2163]

Same lol

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

PLZ PLZ DONT DISLIKE ME

[@jeremysingleton4715]

lol 😆

[@retrowave4376]

Kai garmadon same

[@anchal3368]

Play minecraft for 2 hours and 1 minute! Please do this.

[@purpledolphin4149]

Play the Minecraft and stream it for that amount of time on camera

[@purpledolphin4149]

Plz do this it is a really good idea

[@riridabestt]

Dan created his Pokémon Dan channel the year I was born

[@gloria7294]

12:20 i was in my bed with water in my mouth watching this and i laughed so hard it went ll over the bed

[@romeenaaa.5105]

Dan, for 21 million subs, you could try 21 hair colours mixture; rainbowify your hair(it'll be....idk what) But just for a week, cause blue hair suits you better

[@frsh2948]

No it will just turn brown

[@null5137]

lol

[@romeenaaa.5105]

@@frsh2948, i meant....different colours in different parts if his hair

[@frsh2948]

Oh sorry 😥

[@carlosanguiano2470]

👏

[@schmuckil5850]

Dantdm: "I don't have any children" Insert "are you sure about that" meme

[@Dudewiththeshotgun]

Aaqil Playz do you have a pen and paper? 📝

[@mathematicspno]

Hmm im sure that asher will look back at this vid and say Are you sure about that?

[@Sophie_Kearney2012]

I love your videos dan there so funny

[@ly7018]

Dan never fails to clickbait us

[@Poly-Base-Anims]

Stop Being Toxic And Rude

[@amber3392]

Dan: I still bite my nails. Don't do it. Me: Hehe, *too late*

[@untitled8290]

Ur not alone! LOL

[@MaggieGirl]

*same*

[@hungchan3322]

Same

[@FNPetersen]

Dan what's so funny

[@casuallyexisting2401]

Ya me too

[@clairethegoldfish2069]

After the big forehead comment, I can't stop staring at his forehead. 😂

[@wildluke]

Claire The goldfish same

[@clopez9395]

I know

[@ohyeahyeah2201]

1500 comment

[@CM09575]

It is normal. 😆

[@aquacat658]

Same