Don't Get Cocky In Australia | Dara Ó Briain

[@RtB68]

We love poms having a go on our waves. Part 2 of the laugh is the sunburn they get over the course of the day.

[@R0d_1984]

15 mins.

[@michaelbates2575]

Irish are not Poms, that title is only used for English people

[@RtB68]

@@michaelbates2575 …thank you Master Bates. 🤪

[@Mutski1579]

Hence the nickname: "Prawns". 😈

[@Yourmumsrectum]

​@RtB68 I personally think they should piss off and not come here poms. There rude, annoying turds

[@schonnj]

4 minutes of the best possible illustration of "just because someone makes it look easy doesn't mean it's easy".

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Lol. My general rule of thumb is, the easier someone makes it look, the harder it probably is and the more hours they've probably spent doing it.

[@carolmurphy7572]

I've never wanted to be on Bondi Beach more badly than I wanted to be there to see Dara attempting to surf!😂

[@karyldavidkidd7111]

Solid point 😂😂😂

[@AndrewTBP]

Mate! On Bondi Beach, that’s a Tuesday. There are tourists doing crazy shit there every day of the year.

[@richyearle007]

There are so many beautiful beaches in Australia, but unfortunately Bondi would not even rate a mention by most Aussies. The tourists seem to like it though, maybe because it can be reached easily by public transport, who knows.. You probably won't hear this on the show Bondi Rescue, but here is something rarely mentioned. The Bondi sewage treatment plant takes wastewater from half a million well fed Aussies and discharges 130 million litres/day of treated effluent into the ocean. They reckon it's safe, but considering we live in a country full of spiders,snakes ,sharks,crocs and many other deadly things you probably have not even heard of, everything is comparatively safe... A bloke was killed a couple of days ago off Sydney by a whale , so the thinking would be, Crikey, what's the big deal of combing some shredded dunny paper out of your hair! All i will say Carol, is make sure keep your mouth closed or try and floss after having a surf. If by chance you do hear someone yell out "watch out for that black bastard" it's not a racist comment , but simply a warning of a missed untreated turd body surfing into shore. Good luck mate..

[@carolmurphy7572]

@@richyearle007 😯💩☹️🤢

[@bellarose-au]

@@richyearle007 😂😂😂 I love hearing a fellow Aussie telling the truth about Bondi. Not a fan of the shit hole, myself - much prefer heading south if I have to do a beach visit. Thanks for the laughs, mate - have a good one.

[@angemaidment5640]

This’d made a brilliant episode of “Bondi Rescue” 🤣🤣🤣

[@maryhurley5884]

😅😅😅

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

As a Queenslander who grew up surfing - first mistake was going to Bondi! It's rubbish and crowded. I've had to help a few backpackers back to shore since I was a kid on the Sunshine Coast and Gold Coast, not their fault that they can't read the bloody giant signs everywhere saying swim between the flags. I've never ever laughed or got frustrated with people learning though, they're on the shore break out of the way and we all had to learn somehow!

[@zzodysseuszz]

As a Queenslander who doesn’t live near the beach: I do not envy you lol tho I do wish I could visit the beach more often. Gold Coast is hours away

[@wobblysauce]

Tourist trap

[@justpossum9679]

Qld beaches are awesome

[@victorfaasuamaleaui]

Bondi sucks.

[@Gijy2539]

I don’t understand it though. I have a bunch of exchange student friends they all are worried they will be malled by sharks yet they looked at the “WARNING DANGEROUS CURRENTS” sign and decided that’s the perfect spot to swim.

[@ikongod]

I must say that I love everything you do. If you are half as nice as you seem the world is a much richer place for having you. Thank you

[@KevinLJ-Photography]

Great story telling. BEST punch line!

[@deviouskris3012]

What he probably didn’t mention is that there would have been half a dozen grommets 30 meters out and adding insult to injury.

[@richardl772]

Grommet = young precocious surfer.

[@snr0n]

Yeah, next to the grommets, he would have looked an absolute Wallace!

[@_FFFFFF_]

lol@@snr0n ,smooth.

[@airbrushken5339]

In the late 1970's as a Yank (Ex-Army) who moved down under as a teacher, I rented a place for $65 a week on Cambell Parade at the north end of Bondi Beach for myself and 13 year old son. You could spot a Pommy a mile away back then... a really bad sun burn ... also some with a "Monty Python" white handkerchief (4 twisted ends) on their heads ... and when the "Shark" siren went off plus everyone was running out of the water, they just stayed there in the surf wondering why?

[@robingallagher8605]

It's the Pacific Ocean off Bondi, the Southern Ocean is around the corner, off Victoria.

[@SimonTAMG]

Technically it's actually the Tasman Sea as the Pacific runs east of NZ, but I also say Pacific.

[@R0d_1984]

Well it's the Southern ocean from the perspective of the northern hemisphere...

[@maxhugen]

@@SimonTAMG Nah mate... the Tasman Sea is a *section* of the southwestern *Pacific Ocean,* between the southeastern coast of Australia and Tasmania on the west and New Zealand on the east. Just like the Coral Sea is a section of the Pacific to the North. 😎🇦🇺

[@SimonTAMG]

@@maxhugen Yeah that's what I was saying. But it's still the Tasman Sea off of Sydney Harbour and Bondi Beach at that. I live here lol The whole south east coast of Australia is deemed as the Tasman Sea.

[@maxhugen]

@@SimonTAMG If you say so. I've lived in Sydney for many decades, never heard anyone call it other than the Pacific.

[@harleyhunt6073]

Surfing bloody tough yakka, definitely underestimated. Unlike snowboarding, skiing or skateboarding, the surface you're on is inconsistent, and obviously an aspect is getting out to catch the break, it's tiring, gives you little practice actually riding a wave for the time put in, and it causes significant injuries. Gave it myself after blowing out my ACL & MCL on a bad wipeout. Mad respect to mad lads who get out on the big big boy waves.

[@ATEC101]

How many different types of water are there in the ocean compared to snow? How far above sea level are you?

[@DaleDix]

On behalf of Australians other than them, we feel you and many of us have been there.

[@krazed0451]

Pretty much anything you try in Australia, there's gonna be some guy having a great giggle at your expense... They'll likely to be the one to give you some pointers once they've got it out of their system though :-)

[@kaiberberich1]

@@krazed0451 true that... even had some bloke laughing at me for taking a wizz in public once .. I was getting all mad at him when I realised I was pissing into the wind - and it was coming straight back at me ... hence his humour !!

[@krazed0451]

@@kaiberberich1 Hahaha, fuck it's been a while since I pissed on my shins, that lesson sticks with you! 😂

[@kaiberberich1]

@@krazed0451 ... yeah... that one and "NEVER eat a banana in front of another bloke !!" ... My god does that get awkward !!

[@BatMan-oe2gh]

As an Aussie, I can relate, as I tried surfing...........Once!!!!

[@eodiete]

Dara is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ubetucan2747]

Dara, loved your act mate. A very good and accurate representation on what it's like to learn to surf. Everyone, including the Pro-Surfers has to go through that stage, but it is easier when you are young. You are wrong on one point however, Ireland has some very talented male and female surfers. Irish surfers not only have to brave the elements, they also take on some of the largest and gnarliest waves on the planet!!! Don't let little things like a board to the face, blood loss and the shark threat put you off. Your future surf sessions are potentially a goldmine of comedy material.

[@baabaabaa-El]

My mate went to Ireland & got good waves (we're both of Irish descent). He had to buy a pretty thick wetty tho, it was spring & water was cold But you've actually got some great breaks over there...one day I'll get over & do the same!

[@ubetucan2747]

You do know why they wear those extra thick wetsuit hoodies over there? It's so cold that when your gonads contract up higher into your body, it's to stop them popping out of your ears.@@baabaabaa-El

[@JoTheSnoop]

I had lived on the Atlantic coast of Ireland (north-west) for a few years. There are some crazy surf spots there. I had never taken up surfing but seen the waves everyday.

[@Pablo668]

Actually I once read about surfers up at the very North of Scotland. Apparently some very good breaks up there, they just wear dry suits to do it. Surfers are universally a bit nuts.

[@baabaabaa-El]

@@Pablo668 I bet there's some great reef breaks up there mate... I imagine with all the islands and miles of nothing but ocean, there's be huge waves and gd breaks. I tried a dry suit in the 90s (early technology) it was awful, be gd for diving.. but I'd bet they're better now. Edit: lve surfed the south side of Kangaroo lsland, me and a mate only two out there, seal colonies... you feel a bit baity!!

[@karenstrong8887]

You made me cry laughing mostly because I remember learning but I had more of a clue than you did. My Dad taught me to swim out of Bondi’s famous rip when I was 3 but you couldn’t pay me to surf there, or swim there. I learned to surf before they had leg ropes so if you lost that board you had to get it back. We moved to Shelly Beach Road on the Central Coast when I was 13 and weekends were piling into any surfers van with your board and finding the best waves. That was when life was safer and fun. Thank you.

[@JustinShaedo]

For the tourists, please take lessons: they're cheap, fun, affordable, you'll have a better time, and less likely to smack some bystander in the head with your board.

[@LokiLivewire]

I've been dealing with severe health issues, that have left me more than a little depressed. Thank you so much for this video, can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. You're a living treasure Dara, keep up the great work. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lavernebell6274]

Im so sorry to hear that. I am watching him for the same reason today. I had been giving myself a hard time because I always feel lazy when having a bad day. Self care is paramount. Watching your favourite comedians shift my mind set.

[@deborahduthie4519]

Hope you’re feeling happier now that you know the secret of KZbin Comedians Shorts and Full Programs effects on Depression. Melbourne👍🏼😁

[@LokiLivewire]

@@lavernebell6274 Thank you.I'm better now that I know Dara is coming to Aust in Nov. Scrambling to organise tickets.

[@LokiLivewire]

@@deborahduthie4519 I've lived with chronic depression for almost 30yrs. But took a serious hit in the health dept & that caused a bit of a nosedive. My goto is usually Billy Connolly or BlackAdder. :)

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Hope you feel better! Yes he is an absolute rx for better days

[@siryogiwan]

I'm both Ozzie and a surfer, I was pissing myself, I knew exactly what was coming with the leg rope and fins are razor sharp, a mate had his chest sliced, needing 6 stitches and I've sliced my toes several times, you're lucky you didn't experience nutting yourself when a hand slips off trying to stand, causing board to go straight into the crutch and then you go over with the wave

[@AL-ku1zq]

Hilarious and thank you! I watch far too much news on youtube and needed this 😂

[@trishlangford5773]

Totally brilliant. Love Dara O'Brien. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@petergerdes1094]

Glad you are finally getting the views from your stuff on KZbin. Hope you your the US sometime soon.

[@karenwalkerden5160]

Brilliant as always.

[@gardengnome3249]

I am having trouble breathing listening to Dara. I am laughing sooo much I had to stop at 3 minutes to catch my breath. Dare I do the rest? Here goes wish me luck.

[@skabuoy]

Did you make it to the punchline?

[@DeeLee-p8c]

He is the funniest man alive. Brilliant brilliant comedian 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ him

[@nigelbond4056]

Fricking genius 🤣🤣🤣

[@baobo67]

You deserve to be made an honorary Bondi Life Guard after that great description of your experience. Good on you mate.

[@Jacq.T]

I'll second that nomination! Dara for Honourary Bondi Life Saver

[@NeilJR]

Lots of very good surf in Ireland plus great local surfers.

[@ZoeAlleyne]

I have never wanted to go to Bondi Beach before. But the idea of watching someone try to master a shark biscuit seems appealing.

[@Gellafnu111]

I love this story XD It was great on the DvD, it's great in this version, a classic!

[@fantomghost6213]

Bonza mate!!

[@victorhawkins3461]

Love Bondi Beach...would've loved to see Dara's jettisoned attempts at surfing!

[@ozkaz13]

Daria as Australia’s biggest Gromit ,amazing.

[@michaelfrost4584]

I like him as a comic anyway but as a Australian just laughing him explaining surfing at Bondi, soo funny 😂😂😂😂

[@LightDiodeNeal]

Number one in the world, well near enough! Master of physics there defeated by fluid dynamics, Brian would laugh!!! 🙂

[@Pablo668]

Cool that you came to Australia!

[@donnairn3419]

So have you managed to harness wave energy?

[@bluebelle8823]

Perfect. Did anyone see that punchline coming?

[@markleon411]

Love the sound effects.

[@francesbaldwin2526]

Brilliant.

[@corvanphoenix]

We can never see Bondi how you Poms see it. It's a damn busy, otherwise average beach to me. Lol!

[@R0d_1984]

A lot has changed in 40+ years, i remember that there were hardly any buildings...

[@thisravenhasflown010]

My father surfs. Amazes me. But I digress. This was hilarious thanks Dara!!

[@brianandrea3249]

So true! After years of boogie boarding and getting quite proficient, had a momentary lapse in judgement and had a crack surfing, surely it couldn’t be that different or that hard! WRONG! Didn’t even get close to standing up…and got a nice egg on my forehead as a souvenir!

[@templestark4779]

Brilliant. Just yeah.

[@peterhones3594]

I’m Australian and if you like Bondi you’re going to love the Gold Coast

[@em945]

Is there board rental at Bondi? Can't imagine. End bit was funny. Thanks, Mate.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

There are vans renting foamies to the influencer backpackers on just about every major beach in Australia now. You can see them on the Sunshine Coast paddling out to exactly where the break is thinking that they just need to point to the beach and all will be well....

[@em945]

@@goodshipkaraboudjan i am sure you're correct. I also just googled it and it is ' a thing' at a few beachfront shops. Holy crap. How unsafe. Bet there are no locals stupid enough to go in 😁 with tourists. Was never considered a surfboarding' beach. Top swimming beach, though. ( i lived there for many years).

[@DerrickMooney-jq4ww]

As an Aussie it's the only time we have a white Christmas when the poms show on holiday 😂😂😂

[@pommydiva1]

not heard of this comedian before (i live Down Under) but must say he made me laugh. subscribed and cant wait to listen to more of this guys jokes :)

[@skabuoy]

You should check up on the (now terminated) tv series of "Mock The Week" he hosted, with two three-person panels of stand-up comedians going over the news of that week. He is more the butt of the joke there than the actual funnyman, but it's hilarious. Some of the running gags lasted multiple seasons (without losing strength).

[@michaelsmythe4031]

Good clean fun. He is well in advance of my surfing abilities.😄

[@medekhgui]

Yep, holding your board flat against a wave is a lesson we all learn very very quickly.

[@GBfanatic15]

I nearly pissed myself listening to your story I would've been doubled over laughing, not because I think I could do better but because I know that would be me which is why I would never go surfing XD

[@ACMMI]

Great video 🙂

[@alisonholland7531]

As an Aussie I can relate to this 😂

[@velcroman11]

Oh so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@theo19993]

as a australian, this is so true🤣 and also learning to surf just is a time mainly when the waters being rough

[@robertwatts5187]

Great job That’s a real tail he told then I surf and that was real as And he made it funny This guts good

[@Kordozer]

Dara the Explorer

[@philip5940]

For some reason the Hawai Five O music was continually also in my mind when i was in Hawaii 42 years ago . I thought I had a problem and It was embarrassing, but surely nobody else could hear it , surely .

[@TheLordDynamic]

As a surf instructor in Aus and Nz, i can confirm...British/Irish/European/non european...any tourist, should not rent a board before taking a lesson.

[@zoe9190]

As an Aussie, i would never go to Bondi. Always crowded. Once you know how to read the beach and what to do if you get caught in a rip, just about any beach is better

[@R0d_1984]

It's not always crowded.

[@sonyasj74]

I'm from Australia. Bloody hilerious 😂😂😂 Don't worry about the sharks while surfing you really have to watch out for them drop bears. They're the real deadly ones 😂😂😂 👍💕🇦🇺

[@alisondark8183]

Ah Dara, at least you tried! Watching the surfers from Icebergs is much less risky 😂 Having done a RYA surfing weekend in Croyde Bay when the breakers were crossing each other and the dog walkers resembled Nanook of the North, I knew better than to try again - I've never known a full body workout like it! Great fun though 🌊

[@petesmith9472]

Such a shame the world’s vision of an Australian beach is Bondi. Probably its proximity to the Sydney city. Otherwise do yourself a favour and get the ferry to Manly then the 199 to pretty much every one of the northern beaches. In QLD head north a few km of the Gold Coast or south towards the airport.

[@keithpritchard1181]

I was at Manly on the weekend and I used to live at Bondi. Admittedly I prefer Manly, but what’s wrong with Bondi? And at Manly they’re too quick to close the beach because of some trifling supposed “danger”. And the other day I put my bag and towel near one of the flags so I could easily find them when I came out of the water - and they moved the f*****g flag!

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Living on the Sunshine Coast and I hope people keep away thinking the Gold Coast, Bondi etc have nice beaches. Things are already getting too crowded.

[@syd7801]

Ah yes, the good ol 199 has the best route for Northern Beaches hopping

[@mehere8038]

And he didn't even have to deal with Australia's newest surfing danger - whales breaching onto people & boards & boats! Another one in the news yesterday, windsurfer was hit by a breaching humpback, knocked off his board & whale got tangled in his leg strap & dragged him towards the bottom of the ocean. Luckily his strap broke. A few weeks back a guy on a boat wasn't so lucky & died when a whale breached onto his boat. Welcome to Australia

[@ladonna2674]

Hilarious 😂 ... however, if nobody has already mentioned this ... Bondi Beach is on the Pacific Ocean, Dara!!! ... not the Southern Ocean 🤔

[@Maxyshadow]

Ha ha so relatable.

[@ricead]

Book him.Dano.

[@philipambler3825]

Almost dove headfirst into an 5metre tiger shark surfing between the flags..

[@Weylin2nd]

LMFAO 🤣

[@aussie6910]

Reminds me of watching my step daughter try to reverse her dog wash trailer. Just because I've been reversing trailers up to 40ft long for 40yrs & make it look easy doesn't mean it is. Closest I've ever been to a surfboard is being run over by one as a kid.

[@susanmarshall7722]

Bondi Beach will spit you out and f you up if you don't follow the rules. God bless the life guards xxxxxx😊

[@Tyreker]

Could’ve been worse🤷🏻‍♂️ could’ve ended up on Bondi rescue, that show is full of people like you🤣

[@Micko350]

Maybe try SUP in some 'calmer' water next time!

[@edwardcatton1047]

go watch the Movie Jimoin?, he appears on Perfect Match!, as a Keen Surfer?, lady asks where do you ride?, he replies!, " NAH!, I'M KEEN TO LEARN?", top movie.

[@virginniaherring8381]

😂😂😂😂

[@AvernaAU]

Props on one of the slickest bait and switch, diversionary and subversive punchlines I’ve heard in quite a while. It was like a clean Carr punchline

[@loftyradish6972]

Oh god I can just see it. You can always tell the tourists from the locals 🤣 that being said though, all of us have looked like absolute nuggets in our time. My best moment was a couple of years ago when I learned the important lesson - bikinis' are not suitable surfing attire. I like to body surf, so I ditch the board and I just swim really fast while relying on my natural buoyancy, I love how I feel the power of the ocean swelling around me when I body surf, and I also have big boobs and very prominent hip bones, so laying on a board is pretty uncomfortable for me. Now, on this day, I was wearing a very cute floral bikini, and a rashy which had long sleeves and a bit of a scooped neck. It was very flattering. But because I'm not on a board, all of the water I'm body surfing over goes under me rather than under a board. But because my rashy was scoop necked, instead of just flowing over my rashy, it flowed into it and created a parachute. Terrible for body surfing effectively, also terrible for keeping a bikini in place. I catch a really good wave, all the way in to shore pretty much and stand up and my Mum takes one look at me and starts to cackle like nothing I have ever heard before. I look around wondering what has happened then look down and realise that my bikini became dislodged and untied while I was catching the wave, and had kinda, plopped up and over the edge of my rashy. One boob cup still in my rashy, and the other boob cup and all of the strings out the front. I tidied myself up and then never wore that combination of rashy and bikini again. Turtleneck rashy's and one piece swimwear all the way. Fortunately it happened at the dog beach, so few people saw.

[@LIKEFUNK]

Come to Perth instead or go to Margaret River, we only surf on big whites or do excellent impersonations of Jesus on the water, but better!! -we run across the top if it.

[@David_in_Thailand]

Also be careful when you say something like "getting cocky".

[@gregiles908]

Pacific Ocean at Bondi

[@brucemckay6615]

Tasman Sea….

[@yvonnecaldwell6088]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🇭🇲

[@deldridg]

Very good. It would certainly be unlikely that an Aussie surfer would stand and gag at someone having a go. More likely to aim their ridicule to posers who perhaps can surf a bit but act as if they're world champions.

[@MrMightyZ]

Don't feel too bad Dara, just about all surfers use an ankle strap, not just renting tourists.

[@jandrews6254]

…or maybe it’s like connecting the board to a buoy so it doesn’t get lost

[@mikeokkerts9139]

Dara shouldn't feel bad. Physiologists have determined that only 1 in 350000 people have the strength, balance and spatial awareness to be able to surf.

[@steinarbergstl5799]

Well, I'm definitely one of those 349999 who do not have any of those things, so that makes it a little bit more likely the rest of you might be that one person who can get the hang of it.

[@gumleaf9524]

Well psychologists are full of shit 25mil Aussies divided by 350000 =71 there’s more surfers than that

[@JohnFromAccounting]

I learned how to surf at Portland. With a long and gentle surf, it becomes a lot easier to figure out. Bondi is dogshit.

[@egypthobby]

The moral of the story is if you don't know, get some leasons

[@boxcartwilly]

😂😁

[@JohnFromAccounting]

Never met someone that liked Bondi. Manly isn't far away, and is much, much better.

[@R0d_1984]

I lived in at least a dozen Sydney beach towns, seen most of them ( 40+ years ago), Bondi/Manly much of a muchness, i've lived in all four eastern states...

[@123benny4]

I went to Bondi Beach way back when in December, their summer, and someone came up to me and said, are you Canadian?. And, I said, yes, I am. I could tell, the bloke said, You're so white and pale.

[@akuma556]

Don't Get Cocky In Australia is like saying " don't light a match while you're on the surface of the sun"

[@jasonh.8754]

I think the Irish never invented surfing, because if they got washed out to sea, well... 🤷.

[@SirAntoniousBlock]

If by "washed out to sea" you mean were driven out by hunger and invaders stealing their land, well then yes.

[@Whitehorseandryder]

Oh wow it's Jimoein, but well fed!

[@rhystan8254]

Who is standing right behind him......at 41 seconds.....spooky

[@Octamed]

I rented a wetsuit and put it on backwards…

[@nitricoxidegod]

😂

[@pyromidas]

Uhhhh is surfing usually hard for people? I picked it up in about 10 minutes... im an Aussie with Irish heritage.

[@Mark-Stone]

Cool story bro.

[@sloopjohnb7271]

Oh it gets better! Then you finally get out passed the breaker waves. Sitting wsiting for the right kind of wave. When the siren goes off to let you all know there is a shark loose. Yep! So suddenly you must get any wave to help you back to the beach. I like others caught the next wave. But had not learned to stand yet. Surfers going every where. When my friend who was just as experienced as me. Had the same wave but travelling at eack other. I grab my board. And turned it over. Those fins! /Blades ripped into my board. Al I knew from there was, Sky, bubbles water then sand. Repeat, Repeat, repeat. A bloody wahing machine. To end up with Life gaurds saving my life! Badly battered and Grazed, a bloody mess. On a very English Sun burnt body. PAIN! I truely thank the Surf life Savers. I was not at Bondi New South Wales. I was at as I learnt later, at Point Danger Stradbroke Island Queensland. The board was my own that I had just bought! It was now a wreck! I came out better.... Luckily! And Yes there were sharks in the water. I live in Australia, and that was over 50 years ago. Never went surfing again. Aussies have a "sense of humour". They told me that's where the best waves were. They were right! But for very experienced surfers. I did not know the name of the place till later! The wave I caught is called a dumper. As that is what it does to you slams you into the sand below. Crashing and rolling! Stay safe Surfers, where ever you are.

[@Cheskaz]

Algorithm

[@SeverusStudios1980]

Bondi rescue would have a hard time dragging yo big ass out of the water dara

[@BugsyB1979]

Go to WA to surf. Way better than Bondi.

[@Mrc172]

Nah. Shipstern Bluff in Tasmania.

[@R0d_1984]

@@Mrc172 Spent 2 years in Taz when i was young about 44 years ago (love Taz, wish i hadn't left), it was to cold to swim for me! Ever been to Verona sands, Cygnet (went to primary at Cygnet, a 10 mile walk each way, fun in winter) or Lymington (annoying i can't find the farm house i lived in, i tried g00gle maps), and bridgewater (was really nice back 40+ years ago), Franklin i think, we lived in a workers farm house near an apple orchard, it burnt down, the 4x4 fire truck couldn't get up the hill, lost my dog.

[@DirtyMerkin]

Beware The Bondi Cigars

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

You must learn to swim under turd.