DARK PEASANT vs ARMIES - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

[@cheeseburgerhamburger4894]

More like sacrificing armies to the dark peasant

[@frank-oh9ct]

Nice

[@oldaccountoflukey2nd873]

No no no not like that like this "sacrificing armies *for* the dark peasant" so it sounds cult like

[@vongsochea27]

Noice

[@vongsochea27]

@bird Alexandru Radu hm

[@Kuroishiii789]

Lol

[@kukurikapo5531]

9:23 every anime when protagonist been attacked all at once.

[@shadowplayz5095]

but whos the winner tho??

[@ojd9145]

​@@shadowplayz5095 dp

[@graydoor7718]

I dont know why but i just love the carnage in tabs when an op unit is faced against an army

[@dudjdho8238]

Same here

[@daconday]

I love watching op units destroying weaker units, thats the whole reason why I watch tabs

[@graydoor7718]

@HackingEevee not really because throughout the entire game theres just *Absolute bodies*

[@vongsochea27]

BLOOD

[@cherolyntaylor277]

Sometimes semi units destroy op units cuz ive seen a Viking boat rider one shot the lady red jade only because she was low on health

[@judgese7s]

1:23 and that's how mammoths went extinct, children.

[@TheCollectiveHexagon]

7:58 finally what i waited most for

[@RandomFourGuy]

It was nightmares

[@firedjdous6922]

@@RandomFourGuy for the PC yes

[@RandomFourGuy]

@@firedjdous6922 true and try to think if there was 100 reaper come to take your soul....

[@firedjdous6922]

@@RandomFourGuy that would be good because I have depression

[@RandomFourGuy]

@@firedjdous6922 me too :v

[@fracturedgames5422]

“Muggles can’t do shit Harry”

[@danieladams1752]

Ngl this new episode of Mob Psycho was pretty crazy.

[@dnxx503]

Ikr this was 🔥

[@AngelBeerus99]

Dark peasant Powers: Master Hands Darkness’s arrows Weakness: Super Peasant Saitama

[@haydenmize3149]

Most units strategies were just to bury him under their corpses

[@channingwoodson5711]

Lol

[@spoopycateatingpopcorn]

True

[@molten_bladeslayerofthots4872]

Lol yeah.

[@justaperson2818]

9:28 Using his full power to push them all back.. Damn it's so cool.

[@sovietninja9834]

4:52 The Ultimate Dark Dancer Of the WORLD.

[@No-vn7vc]

Lol

[@camodomanager6411]

Lol

[@jacinthyuanbaldado1173]

Lol

[@jieeyoo]

Lol

[@darkcomet1607]

Lol

[@blmppes9876]

7:12 look at his hands catching the cannonball

[@bielanims9458]

8:54 Wall titans vs Levi

[@camodomanager6411]

It was eren vs. All the colossal titans bcuz the rumbling event

[@youtoawesome4153]

Biel Anims except Levi gets fucked

[@guccipucci8801]

@khoa Võ đăng lmao

[@boredy7694]

@@camodomanager6411 wdym? Eren is literally the allie of the collosal not an enemy

[@camodomanager6411]

@@boredy7694 oh i was uh, like an idiot okay.?

[@TheCollectiveHexagon]

1:48 nuclear reactor first light, 2020

[@isaiahscott1774]

8:42 sounds like homie was getting choked when he picked him up

[@IguroObanai_21]

Agreed 😂😂😂

[@yueshijoorya601]

4:13 how symbolic. One oppressed beggar, ending a coalition of kings.

[@kullen1041]

Pretty astute

[@spoopycateatingpopcorn]

0:27 the only person who can stop a stampede

[@anthonyschlott916]

The heroes sacrificed every unit they had. Their entire army. Just to buy them time to retrieve the Early-Morning Staff, the only object with the power to do a hair of damage against the Dark Peasant for it was the only way to save TABS from absolute tyranny.

[@gabrielmarcus8331]

3:54 here we can see a live video of how the crusader knights lost against a dark being back in 1180's

[@DarkBlqze77777]

Dark Peasant: Hello Lemme Introduce Myself, Lord of Sloth, Betelgeuse Romanee Conti.. *DESU!!*

[@tyrekrussell8898]

This is all I thought

[@yuiai9229]

you've watched too much anime😂

[@tensa.02]

lmao petelgeuse

[@Doran_Runeblite]

I wholeheartedly agree

[@ikarix]

UNSEEN HANDS

[@Sarah-gp3xh]

10:42 this is how it feels like playing a high level tank in an rpg. Pulling so many huge enemies that the party doesnt even see their tank anymore.

[@antoniopisani489]

0:00 how the Nehanderthals got extinct

[@feshin8605]

neanderthals*

[@justaweebpassingby2633]

*neetderlamb

[@Allen-bb5zx]

Netherlands*

[@easytiger6570]

Netheritelands*

[@engineergaming6557]

Pakistan Strong*

[@skeletondemon6009]

Bird people are just trying to defend their territory and Dark Peasant is like "WHERE'S MY KFC"?!

[@lordbowdencgp7792]

Gandalf : YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Dark peasant : he he. Wizard go brrrrrr

[@blackbeardthegreat4104]

LOL

[@justanormalbarcafan]

0:28 this is how mammoths got extinct

[@octoberwed9824]

3:45 thousands of crows has been sacrificed

[@shooty22]

Why weren't dragons used? Its a ranged unit you can't block I'm really curious to see that matchup

[@ojd9145]

Yes

[@mr.johnjacksonakajackjohns9111]

It’s like madara vs the shinobi alliance

[@paxnthomas4374]

😂

[@paxnthomas4374]

Facts

[@zulkefliofficial481]

Yeah bro

[@Unnoticedcommentator]

Shut up

[@eshanducheine627]

@@Unnoticedcommentator no

[@gabrielmarcus8331]

7:53 when you return to your master for vengeance

[@madisons9783]

This guy's ready to throw some hands.

[@tfx_flaxy8436]

1:45 "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"

[@RU.Valanorovka]

DARK PEASANT : I'M IS IMPORTANT SUPER PEASANT : NO And the dark peasant died not long ago.

[@Zozoatwork]

4:46 And its how the viking went extinct and All gone to the Valhalla

[@hyperbolicparaboloid154]

"Need a hand?"

[@カカオチョコ-g7t]

マンモスが手に引っ張られてゴロゴロしてるのかわいいなw

[@redwizard1059]

Yo i can't read a single word you said but nice pfp

[@gamerrblx1261]

A man with darkness power... Vs a Group of Light side to defeat him

[@blueeaglespwn65]

This is basically the plot of Overlord 😂

[@the0lgamereactfan668]

“How to defeat armies: Bash their heads together and repeatedly Slam their heads in the ground”

[@SoldierMan755]

Army of 100: Listen Mr..... Uhhh.. ?: Dark Peasant. Army of 100: M-Mr. Dark Peasant, when we said "let's throw hands", we didn't mean literally throwing hands at us...

[@sillym3xican]

6:17 death god does T pose among dead bodies

[@fireflames4250]

Those Mammoth just wanted a hug

[@intense8145]

4:20 to 4:44 Kratos is happy now

[@lucasanimations5102]

Now we know what *really* wiped out the mammoths

[@akmilss921]

0:28 Madara against Rumbling Eren

[@無題6376]

7:56 - 8:22 The history of my hair of this decade.

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

I'm scared. Gaster just killed an army of grim reapers

[@GravelEater808]

Re:Zero Unseen Hand

[@Orchaisama]

Was looking for a rezero reference

[@sorata2650]

Noice I thought I was the only one who thought of that

[@denivalentino4725]

Alternative title : dark peasant vs army - totally easy battle simulator

[@cherolyntaylor277]

Btw I'm pretty sure he got updated cuz last time he only body slammed one guy cuz that attack took a while to reload but now he bodies slams 5 people at a time and when i put him aganist present elves he yeeted the presents out the universe

[@tradtke101]

My 3 year old just did this to an army of ants this morning. There are tiny black spatters all over the nursery. I told him no more "playing dark dark". He locked his eyes on me and said... I can't even repeat it. It was an ancient tongue of screeches and hisses, but I understood every word. "I WILL play dark dark. You cannot stop me." The wind howled outside and the china cabinet rattled. "I. WANT. MY. MOTHER. NOW!" A bolt of ichorous jelly careened at me in an arcing volley, sending me tumbling backwards, heels over head, caroming off the floor, my leg striking the china cabinet and sending it flying and me spinning. My eyes rattled about on top of their sockets. "Meep." I cried calmly, in shock and pain. As I finally came to rest at the end of the hallway, I struggled to untwist my neck from the crook of my ankle. My son turned around and floated into the playroom, the coterie of inky black hands bobbing in a blasphemous procession behind him. I staggered unevenly to the kitchen, clipping an arm on the doorframe, helicoptering me towards the refrigerator where I began to prepare chocolate milk and french fried potatoes.

[@truthbuckers6600]

this dude literally wiped an entire army of death himself

[@mrpenumbra6180]

Which shouldn’t be possible

[@devilorangel4249]

Damn this guy just won’t DIE!!!

[@tradtke101]

It's crazy to think any one of us could have just as easily been a unit in TABS instead of the slightly higher level simulation that we are in now.

[@orangesoul4289]

Bruh

[@octoberwed9824]

He is the Destroyer of Armies

[@aaryanranjan7326]

Dark peasant coming out from mammoth like anime hero.

[@Yharnam_Pandora]

The great old and dark one have ask for sacrifices...a lot of sacrifices

[@mirzapramudya1580]

I like the sound of bones cracking in the morning

[@swaliv]

Alternate title: Dark Peasant having fun

[@shaddjimenez4524]

*All of these can be seen in an anime lmao*

[@andresrangel1622]

Dark Peasant is more like DEATH HAND.

[@BrownSugarBobaIsBetter]

no clue what the part of the joke is

[@andresrangel1622]

@@BrownSugarBobaIsBetter well.....GENOCIDE, just look the video no one survive dark peasant is OP as FUCK.

[@whosjohncorzine]

Step aside nobles, Peasant coming through.

[@gamehonest9700]

Dark peasant:why u bullying me!? Every gods: X(

[@mcjimmahinay5894]

Mammoths: *fighting to each other* Dark peasant: what's wrong with you guys, I'm over here!

[@janet-ruizmajorenos8355]

The Mammoths surrounded the dark peasant

[@Jarubimba]

8:26 Dark Peasant: *dodge this you filthy casual*

[@ealonwallace2553]

I can't stop watching these..

[@dampjustdancemaster1138]

Garra is that you 🤣

[@officialnaruto3061]

I'm glad I found this channel.

[@sprayzzz5538]

The dark peasant gives me pain vibes

[@octoberwed9824]

Damn even a Stampede could not defeat him

[@ironmantis25]

So basically a Diablo protagonist.

[@ukirana724]

If a 100 harpoons cant beat him, then no one could

[@prismaw5674]

"You should have paid me more."

[@iamsteps2022]

The mammoth part is the best

[@mikelarrivee5115]

Last battle didn't even end

[@RoboFuryMan]

Spoiler alert: Ice giants won ;) They can actually surround and pile drive him when there's enough of them and prevent him from doing the explosion thing. Clams can beat him too but it will destroy your framerate.

[@sen2160]

Nah dark peasant is stronger

[@ChuyitoSon28]

Someone tried but it won it has a lot of hp

[@ChuyitoSon28]

And they didn’t he just cut the videos

[@nicholasle1824]

Dark peasent has really really high hp and doesn’t unit doesn’t deal to much damage to dark peasent

[@slithimsethura4606]

He do be throwing hands...

[@nishadarman5762]

why are the mammoths fighting with each other?😂

[@hazyemperor]

And that is how the mammoths went extinct

[@ionichoverfish1832]

Snuffy will never go extinct

[@mathdemigod8162]

Dark peasant is the literal worst

[@thedarkpeasant1216]

Do you have a death wish or something?

[@Rebel_Clef]

This dude throwing hands

[@heat3space]

So that's how the mammoths died out.

[@adrianjudeblopez5134]

When a peasant become a untouchable god

[@alfrescoAllegory]

Are the armies set up too far so Dark Peasant can attack early?

[@Anonymous-pi8gf]

When mob psycho goes all out it's over 1000%

[@Noodle_trash]

Remember the og dark peasant

[@jeakol1389]

How do you actually make every fight one sided, god damnit put them closer to each other

[@vunknownvictory]

Damn even the grim reaper cannot kill dark peasant

[@madkat5835]

They call him. “The army destroyer”

[@channingwoodson5711]

Lol

[@trezz5098]

Can you spawn them closer next time because you really giving him the advantage of the other players.

[@juceliosousa3116]

Probable Riot Games created this character

[@alimaskanferry6285]

Conclusion : Ranged army has no change to win

[@transparent_png]

Wide West sign now has name

[@muratunlu229]

My guy literaly killed the personification of death 100 times

[@omarabe26]

Nigga this man killed death 100 times over.

[@mattsmith613]

@DumpsEmpire you are the real deal.. All thanks to you I got my high balance fresh CC

[@HideFromIt]

3:10 coolest battle

[@ordenax]

The Frame rate drops are so huge.

[@crowbell3059]

for extra mood play in the final from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

[@Arten00]

Player: Hurt the Enemies NPC The NPC 200 Radius: 0:36

[@Reesetopher]

Real title itachi vs armies