Dark Puckered Hole | Just Roll With It

[@hotcofi2969]

Gilleon is deadass that kid in 2050 who finds his grandfathers Ao3 account and will never be the same again.

[@naveeeitus6443]

Oh shit, our legacy

[@hotcofi2969]

@@naveeeitus6443 I fear the day my children find my alt twitter account lmao

[@Gregsimaginaryfriends]

Imagine you’re me, just woken up on a Sunday morning, peacefully reading through my calendar when the title “dark puckered hole” appears as a banner on my screen and I have to wonder if my day is cursed

[@a_person7204]

I feel that, such a wonderful way to start the day 💀

[@zafkat]

Bro is currently the middle of the night for me 😭, I thought I was hallucinating 😀

[@cilantroe]

you made me check my calender because i forgot other countries existed lmao

[@sierra3830]

I didn't have to imagine as you and I seem to be in the same boat

[@curtistester3720]

Then imagine you watch monster control service the same day

[@ic236]

Grizzly wrote extraordinary, beautiful wedding vows, but he also wrote this. It's the true duality of a writer

[@Bumpusking]

The fact that Grizzly not only wrote smut, but wrote really good smut, for a DnD campaign, is so freaking funny

[@ic236]

1:32:09 if you want to skip _to_ the Dark Puckered Hole excerpt 1:35:35 - if you want to skip _over_ the Dark Puckered Hole excerpt

[@kairoo8912]

Covering all the bases here I see lmaooo

[@fennariley8331]

youre doing gods work my man

[@watchoutitsthenerd9624]

The duality of hole

[@hotcofi2969]

Users of the second link are cowards.

[@atlasdwyer8220]

How was it only 3 minutes long. It felt like 4 lifetimes

[@G3nb0o_]

I think Charlie reading the first chapter of "Dark Puckered Hole" is the hardest thing I've ever had to go through.

[@bulbasaurmoment]

i was sitting there in horror liveblogging to a groupchat im in

[@enby-ralsei]

@@bulbasaurmoment right there with you buddy

[@G3nb0o_]

I actually shed tears.

[@meapyboy12345]

Oh it most definitely was the hardest thing I had to go through.

[@travisnakahira7320]

It’s always Charlie talking about or having gay sex

[@Totallysleepingrn]

I know Charlie was just struggling to read because he was trying not to laugh, but imagining an asexual Gillion physically cringing into himself trying to finish the first chapter for the mechanical advancement is hilarious Especially considering the sex repulsed gillion headcanon

[@fennariley8331]

Bro not even ten minutes in and Gill's calling Chip shit like "pookie"💀

[@octolingo1892]

They’re never beating the allegations

[@fennariley8331]

@@octolingo1892 for REAL lmao

[@SirYaps-A-Lot]

Charlie sounding like he is actually on the verge of tears while reading THE SMUT is so so funny.

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

Grizzly doing an evil cackle for each new line he reads

[@ic236]

"Gillion's brain is shattered". also when Gillion gets the axolotls to hold him down to continue... accurate representation of sex-repulsed ace consuming popular media because everyone says it's a good movie/book

[@fennariley8331]

he just like me fr!!!!

[@Gxylord]

he's just like me fr!!!

[@lodestarting]

he's just like me fr!!

[@itwasidio1736]

gill is the ultimate ace/panromantic, he can take it

[@madgoat2125]

That’s so real

[@Zelfar_PenDrake]

I love that “Hey Gillion.” “Yes Pookie” “I think we should… what?”

[@atlasdwyer8220]

I never fully understood what psychic damage truly felt like before now

[@meeeg7029]

Gillian saying “pookie” is something I didn’t have on my 2023 Jrwi bingo card

[@potatoluna3389]

Gillion saying “Hey Pookie” to Chip almost killed me YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PRICE IS ROSE’s SON BITCH I KNEW THAT MF WAS ONE OF THEIR KIDS! I thought it was shadowbeard but ROSE IS WILDER Captain Rose leaving that Message for Chip specifically has so many indications that I can’t even handle rn. Just know im crying

[@GravitWry]

I've always had a thought that it's such a coincidence that the grandson(?) of Fin and the niece of Drey just so happen to come across one of the few surviving members of the disappearance of the Black Rose Pirates, after the whole Cpt. Rose's Legacy bit, it was almost like it was his intention, his desire, his and their fate. It's such a cool way to tie in the whole "Things like that has to happen for the story to exist."

[@jacksonhunter2621]

I don't think Price is Rose's son for the record. The woman was pregnant, so I think the kid (Roses' and this womans') is around 10 or 11 years old now. As far as Price goes, we know he hates Pirates. Maybe Rose is why. Step-dad wasn't around for him or his mom. Of course, he'd be bitter. Doesn't excuse being the evil piece of shit he is but.

[@notbutter6476]

I can’t handle the whiplash of finding out price is Captain Roses kid and that the message was left specifically for chip to then hearing Charlie read the first chapter of dark puckered hole

[@labda6391]

That recital of the first chapter might have been the hardest i have ever laughed during this podcast holy fuck

[@frauggie840]

SAME

[@tobin2653]

SAME

[@thepotatolord1679]

I have rewatched it so many times every day since this episode came out because it's so fucking funny

[@pon-wx5zn]

Dude I just watched this now and I can't believe how hard I laughed I couldn't catch my breath kkkkkkkkk As an ace person this killed me I couldn't stop laughing

[@ultra.violettes]

43:34 Jay saying “I’m just a girl” is all I’ve ever needed in life

[@pumpkinheadc]

these names be crazy lately ngl.. edit : I WAS LAUGHING AT THE “ white guy face” BIT AND THEN QUEEN HIT ME WITH THE LINE “ have you ever been scared of who you are?” LIKE GOD DAMN, YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME. I KNOW I WANTED QUEEN LORE BUT JEEZ

[@vallytime14]

i started crying during captain rose's message left and i paused the episode to message my friend who had already watched the episode about it. he asked me if i had gotten to the gay smut yet. i unpaused the video and 10 seconds later finn tidetrider's pulitzer prize winning new york times best seller "dark puckered hole" chapter 1 was being read aloud. in character. i cannot breathe.

[@bwaindead5539]

“captain rose’s message made me cry” “what about the gay porn” “the _what”_

[@pungoblin9377]

“I continue whimpering, that is all” “Yeah, well🎤well 📸can we hear that?”

[@raccoonsincocoons5643]

very excited to see how finn tidestrider's dark puckered hole is integrated into the storyline

[@raccoonsincocoons5643]

not sure what I expected and not sure how I feel about it

[@Isles_unkown]

A incredible bit of depth and world building on grizzly’s part

[@meapyboy12345]

You know I’m not sure how I felt about it either.

[@octolingo1892]

I will never get tired of the bit of Gillion throwing gold over the ship

[@octolingo1892]

Drey calling Chip "kid" is really wholesome

[@fennariley8331]

nothing else in this episode is

[@misosoup-et3of]

seems like the average jrwi episode. 1 really wholesome moment in between the million shitty moments.

[@wimble2473]

Grizly owes the ace community fucking reparations after this one wtf

[@Totallysleepingrn]

We deserve financial compensation -Sex repulsed ace

[@jacksonbarrett5561]

He owes everyone reparations! You asexuals aren’t the only people who took psychic damage from that!

[@ic236]

Everyone in the comments is so traumatized by the Dark Puckered Hole that no one's talking about Price

[@ic236]

ALSO THE AXOLOTLS! THEY'RE SUCH AN ADORABLE CONCEPT

[@Gottaloveaxolotls]

@@ic236that’s what I’m thinking and a tad bit confused about. If price was the child of Rose, who had been expecting a child near the end of the Black rose’s journey, then wouldn’t Price be much younger than Chip given he was roughly 10 years old at the time of the Black Sea? Also the axolotl bit was a welcome surprise to be sure given my name.

[@ic236]

​@@GottaloveaxolotlsPrice is the son of Captain Rose and the picture showed a pregnant woman so Price would have a younger sibling, around 13 years or whatever younger

[@Gottaloveaxolotls]

@@ic236 omg I blanked so hard when I listened to that the first time because I was doing something before. Listening to it a second time made me realize my mistake so mb. Does make me think though in the prologue episode of how Rose was like “didn’t expect a woman to want to marry me either” or “I’m going to be a father” to the Black Rose crew. It’s been a few years so I forget now but that gave me the impression it might have been a change grizzly did throughout the series instead of the start, which is completely fine and cool!

[@ic236]

@@Gottaloveaxolotls ooh, good point actually, since the woman is his fiancée, they might be a blended family. Price might be a stepson of Rose and half brother of the expecting child

[@octolingo1892]

Also Chip had soooo many good bits this episode, the skeleton bit, the screaming, the white person face

[@cdytpandaalt]

Bizly wearing a sweater that has a very similar color to his green screen might make for some really interesting and funny meme shit lol.

[@Jezzibolt]

This particular episode having the most normal description somehow fits this podcast’s vibe. It’s like walking down a hallway filled with black mold and getting suddenly flung out a window into another dimension.

[@existentialdread875]

I crochet when i listen to this show so its nice to hear charlie bring it up a second time lol Edit: the reading of chapter 1 was the most agonizing experience from this entire podcast

[@itwasidio1736]

15:03 as a not white person I finally understand the "concerned white face" now that gillion has done it EDIT: 1:00:00 THE WHITE CONCERN FACE IS REAL!!!

[@stridez5882]

The Old man walked up to the the restoration stand and he said to the fish running the stand “hey” “got any grapes”…

[@The_wick45]

The fish said "No we only have lesser restoration care to try?" The old man said "How about I rip off your fucking coral" bomp bomp bomp

[@jacksonhunter2621]

I can't believe Grizzly wrote a Finn Tidestrider fan fiction to give Gillion magical powers... what the hell Grizz?

[@kairoo8912]

Bebo's feeling bold wearing that chromakey green sweatshirt I see

[@meapyboy12345]

My actual reaction to seeing the episode was FUCK YEAAAAAAH I almost gave my mom a heart attack she said because it was so loud and sudden. (It was because well 1. Just new episode in like a month and 2. THEY USED THE DARK PUCKERED HOLE AS THE TITLE.

[@Yattatt]

I'm at work and almost genuinely yelled from excitement

[@RoseZo3]

I am utterly speechless at how hard this episode goes.

[@meapyboy12345]

It goes As hard as Finn went on that guy (or was it the other way around)

[@JrwiWatcher]

​@@meapyboy12345HELP 😭

[@octolingo1892]

23:26 that was such a genuine scream 44:50 SO WAS THAT LMAO

[@flattversa1826]

Managing to make a reference to all three Patreon campaigns in one episode is the kind of marketing that got me to become a patron

[@ic236]

Vyncent gun, look up Rand, what's the apotheosis?

[@wolfcub0545]

@@ic236 Moon Beast.

[@viperhypnotic]

I finally got the chance to listen to this episode today while I was at school. I let it play while I was catching up on work, leaving the tab open so I can listen to again when I had to go to my last class for the day. After class I asked my professor for extra help and had my laptop open to show him where I was having trouble understanding today’s lecture right? Completely fucking forgot I LEFT THE FUCKING TAB OPEN 💀💀💀 I’m hoping and praying my professor didn’t see the “Dark Puckered Hole” fucking tab💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@sleepy9525]

The true JRWI experience

[@seafoodface]

i envy grizz’s dm skills so much the way he described the library genuinely had my eyes watering with besuty

[@dragon_draws]

1:41:22 "i changed my background to haunted one," NAHHHHH

[@fennariley8331]

Loving Bizly's greenscreen drip 👍

[@ic236]

That is such a green sweatshirt, it's like Pass Without a Trace

[@dragon_draws]

GRIZZLYS WHEEZE AS CHARLIES READING

[@tehrealcoralsnek7044]

As soon as Bizly said "I look up" I also thought of Blood in the Bayou

[@freshlybakedmaroon]

I got jumpscared ngl

[@ic236]

didn't think anything would beat the Price revelation, like hands to mouth frozen in shock, but alas. what a whiplash of an episode.

[@silveriiosonline8945]

50:39 "You feel like I need to be doing alot today, don't you?" Hit different, I don't know why. I laughed so stupid because you Chip

[@MephobiaMan]

The dark puckered hole segment was only 3 minutes long yet it felt like a eternity I have never laughed harder

[@marymystery4427]

Minor spoilers for like an hour and a half in: HOW IN THE *FUCK* DID I GET *ANY* ADVERTISMENTS ON THIS EPISODE- HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUNNY

[@arisveah]

1:49:21 the image of gillion, tied to jays hip via chains, dragging jay (whos trying to navigate the ship) around the deck to see a bat is wild

[@sophisticated_1614]

These episodes have been such a wild ride of emotions, how do we go from big character and plot reveal to reading literal smut, truly a balanced session

[@SirYaps-A-Lot]

I don’t know what possessed me to watch this at school but keeping a straight face during the dark puckered hole makes me wanna cry.

[@octolingo1892]

Griffin’s energy this episode was something else he’s so funny lmao

[@EaseeCheesee]

I think someone needs to make a "worst moments" complation for JRWI bc the puckered hole reading is definitely on that list. Great episode I want to perish. edit: completely forgot but CONDI USED SHE/HER PRONOUNS ON QUEEN!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE i love her so much as someone who uses any pronouns its so cool to see a fictional character like my, and have his pronouns respected by the rest of the cast!!!

[@Gottaloveaxolotls]

His? Now I’m confused. Are they a her or a they?

[@acardboardbox9386]

@@Gottaloveaxolotls They use any pronouns

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

@@Gottaloveaxolotls queen uses all pronouns ᗡ: (he/she/they)

[@Gottaloveaxolotls]

@@acardboardbox9386 ok

[@thatonemiddlechild9641]

I LOVE DARK PUCKERED HOLES WOOOO

[@G3nb0o_]

WHAT

[@malpurposes]

REALEST COMMENT EVER‼️‼️‼️

[@logana479]

This is literally me fr

[@meapyboy12345]

SAME WHO DOESN’T

[@thatonejester2878]

REAL!!

[@tentativegazer]

WAIT I DIDNT THINK THEYD OPEN IT SO SOON

[@meapyboy12345]

SAME WITH ME

[@travisnakahira7320]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in jrwi history.

[@sparklyskittles6367]

guys i swear i listen to JRWI for the plot

[@Shaabun]

The art for this one is so beautiful!!! …and the title is… also very… breathtaking…

[@atlasdwyer8220]

You can watch the horror within Charlie’s eyes grow in real time as he reads the first chapter! It’s a better thing to focus on!

[@enderplus5086]

This is one of the titles of all time 💀

[@theeggineer]

the episode ends at 1:28:35 🙂

[@ultra.violettes]

Yes it does. And nothing else happens after that. 🙂

[@frauggie840]

Cowards /silly

[@ghostly_prish]

WHAT THE ACTUAL SCALLOP GRIZZLY WHYYYYYYYY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[@cyb3rg0thxx_]

hey mootie 😼

[@ghostly_prish]

@@cyb3rg0thxx_ HIII!!

[@normalguycraig]

I have read some absolutely horrid smut in my time (with friends, as a bit, I'm sex repulsed) but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, has even come CLOSE to the horrors that I just heard my dearest Gillion Tidestrider read aloud. I am broken. shattered. I may never truly heal.

[@splooncasII]

I took psychic damage from the "unspeakable dark texts"

[@genericmattresssalesman9003]

Look at pretzal in the thumbnail poor baby

[@cowancrow7179]

Holy fuck, this was the episode of all time. From the whole revelation with Captain Rose's belongings and then the reading of the Dark Puckered Hole, what an insane episode.

[@StraggleSorrow]

Finn Tidestrider is quite the... Uh... verbose and descriptive author that I was dreading he was🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimbojambo6199]

Ive recommend this podcast so many times , but now that we’re here , if my friends listen up to this point , they will judge me , thanks grizz, for you masterpiece of a chapter truly

[@doodlebug6996]

DId Queen canonically get their bunny ears?!?!? 57:25 we winn 1:13:09 dude "can you bounce your leg?" Is wild. homie needs therapy 1:33:25 omg 1:33:34 THE FIRST CHAPTER?/?/// 1:34:39 x-x

[@I_am_worm]

Why did I have a feeling last episode that an episode would be named this Edit: Why do I want to hear the rest of Dark Puckered Hole

[@thatonejester2878]

Magic worm 🫢 (honestly same)

[@I_am_worm]

@@thatonejester2878 A worm never gives up their secrets :)

[@Nick-moosic]

i dont know but it scares me

[@I_am_worm]

@@Nick-moosic Which part?

[@beginthewar9681]

I bet Patreon gets the full Dark, Puckered Hole book Oh my god I want to hear the rest

[@-TRAGIC-]

Hearing Charlie read the first chapter of dark puckered hole was the most painful thing I have ever experienced

[@ic236]

1:22:28 Captain Rose's message for Chip :))

[@garlicbreadwarlock6054]

I have as of now reached this infamous episode I have heard tale of the atrocities against the ace community. Wish me luck people.

[@atlasdwyer8220]

I CANNOT understand how quickly they were able to move on from the book

[@kittenoverdrive1964]

Oh my god. Edit: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. WHY IS GRIZZ WRITING *_SMUT?!?_*

[@twistedcr0w]

i. am losing. my mind. from the heart wrenching interaction with queen, the BOMB SHELL DROP that is price's relation to rose, the beautiful library sequence all the way to the GAY SMUT. WHAT IS THIS PODCAST.

[@HelloMyNameIsBread_]

WHY DID GRIZZLY WRITE GAY FANFICTION ABOUT A FISH GRANDPA WTH

[@YourlocaldeathgodZephyr]

BECAUSE HE'S GRIZZLY WTF DID YOU EXPECT!?!?! 🤣

[@justsomeonehethey10yearsag56]

Everytime they say they do the white boy face all I can think of is the Kazuya guy face. We're in this depressive atmosphere and all I can think of is the riptide pirates like 🗿

[@ImTheArcherYT]

i have a pet axolotl its great to know he got a job

[@bulbasaurmoment]

im so proud of him

[@ImTheArcherYT]

@@bulbasaurmoment ARE YOU CHIPS ON THE MENU FROM PINTEREST

[@theeggineer]

yoooooo no premiere, no patreon early access, just rawdogging this new ep

[@ghostnorm]

ANY/ALL QUEEN

[@ghostnorm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A QUEEN DESERVES A CROWN?? I LOVE HER

[@ghostnorm]

WHAT THE HELLL CAPTAIN ROSE'S MESSAGE DESTROYED ME, Chip's whole thing was his dedication to the only sense of family he ever had, and now chip is literally a skeleton he has to hear one of his father figures to tell him not to seek him out, to not salvage the legacy, A MESSAGE ADRESSED SPECIFICALLY TO HIM MIND YOU??? LIKE MESSES ME UPP, chip is such a tragic character man what the hell, WHEN I GET YOU BIZLY WHEN I GET YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ghostnorm]

OH GOD SMUT TIME???? 😨😨😨😨 GILLION NO GILLION NO !!!IM SO SCARED, gonna kms, sex book (extremely magical) im ace as hell, plesee help, JABSNNSDN, grizzly why did you write gay smut, grizzly please, grizzly why grizzly whhy, god gillion's goofy grandfather dying of dementia and old age writes intense gay smut, this is the fate of Colleen Hoover in 50 years.

[@Crocmanawsome]

AYYY I'M HERE, BUT I'M LATE!! Today I ate: A pack of paprika salted crackers, two slices of pizza and drank Coca-Cola. HOW DO I KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE UN HEALTHY???

[@EternalPhoenix]

1:26:50 this genuinely made me cry, great story. Thank you

[@barelygettingby559]

I miss the person that I was before I watched this episode of Just Roll With It.

[@kalamies.]

The Hole changed me.

[@hikki1253]

I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE PREVOOUS EPISODES I HAD TO COME CHECK IN FOR THIS BANGER OF A TITLE

[@bwaindead5539]

they’ve heard of Horsea, but have they heard of Goatsea? Now they have.

[@Oneeye784]

Is gill about to read the book by his granddad? ….oh no…

[@bulbasaurmoment]

this episode is insane i loved the part where we all fucking die

[@bee2269]

This episode is so crazy. I had to pause and come back to it. I'm so glad I did not listen to this in front of my mom😅

[@octolingo1892]

Charlie really had to force himself through that entire read through he will never be the same

[@Kamchi_Kimperson]

Did not expect to be listening to gay smut at work but here we are

[@RisingFenomenon]

Ignoring the main "thing" here, I love the consciousness Axolotls

[@Mx._M_o_t_h]

The axolotl hive mind is so silly

[@randomkid2446]

Jay Ferin is just a 20-some teenage girl!!

[@Rai-D10]

I’m eating so good rn, I just got back from a cruise so I finally watch suckening 1, take a nap, then I watch riptide‼️

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

The first jrwi episode im watching this soon after it comes out and its the one with the title "dark puckered hole." Wouldn't have it any other way lmao and im mentally holding hands with everyone else while i suffer through Gillion reading this

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

Also totally unrelated but I held my breath longer than any of them during Rose's message get absolutely wrecked. Ty standardized testing for making me so bored I practiced holding my breath when I was younger.

[@MiaGoddangMiaw]

Gillion: Smut Reader.

[@AbyssalB55]

the day has come, the dark puckered hole has been opened

[@Starz4alfy]

OKAY BEFORE I WATCH THIS I JUST WANNA SAY HOW ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THE THUMBNAIL IS!!!I LOVE THE TINY AXOLOTL AND PRETZEL SO MUCHHH

[@atlasdwyer8220]

That book better give Gill god powers if it’s putting him through this