Dark Souls 1 Boss Slander

[@aucoustism1960]

Fun e

[@karikjartansson8042]

Manus really hit with that Wombo Combo

[@dunefox8]

Manus was ez fr

[@TheDudeLebowski]

It's funny because you could be talking about any Manus attack

[@tezereth]

Manus combo VS a larger than average slab of metal used for protection :

[@Aelvir114]

Greatshield of Artorias: I’m bout to ruin this man’s entire career

[@realkingofantarctica]

Moonlight Butterfly fans when it floats down 😧🤯🥵😈

[@gordonfreeman7187]

The entire office laughed at that one.

[@spino1547]

Saw this way late but GOD DAMN IT that should have been the joke

[@reddrunner]

@@spino1547 Personally mine is "Moonlight butterfly fans when the boss they love the look of the boss so much, they get to spend 95% of the fight doing it" (don't worry I'm one of them)

[@justanaverageyoutubeaccoun342]

Kalameets tail is the real boss 😭

[@raghav1026]

FR, i tried to cut it off for 2 hours before i realized “what are the chances i actually use the sword he gives?” And gave up

[@vicstoron]

I literally can't ever die to Kalameet ever again just because I did that tail cut like three times in my life and every single time it took me so long that I just learned all his moves and just know how to dodge everything he throws at this point lol also, Priscilla's AND Seath's tail cut are also annoying as hell but not THAT annoying (only Seath's and Kalameet's weapons are good tho)

[@hadow3177]

Le pain

[@antedeguemon6375]

The Demon Firesage one is actually genius. Laurence theme is the pinnacle of gaming soundtrack.

[@Invader_Hex]

Holy shit it's so good

[@soulofsandro4126]

How can you say it when in the same DLC Ludwig and Living Failures exist?

[@WeirdTroll666]

Laurence best souls ost

[@baggedbread]

@@WeirdTroll666ludwig better

[@WeirdTroll666]

@@baggedbread overrated there are so many better ones that that, aside the chorus part it is really mid ngl

[@ORCA1739]

One thing that i will defend the bed of chaos on is that it looks really fucking cool

[@slammbamm1977]

True that. Originally you were actually going to FIGHT it, but time constraints sm idk

[@chickenboi6919]

No tf it doesn't lmao

[@Aelvir114]

@@chickenboi6919Better looking tree than Greatwood

[@chickenboi6919]

@@Aelvir114 I disagree

[@Zenin-Tengoku]

Damn all tree bosses One is a tree with eggs And the other one is just my average minecraft house but on fire

[@superbrainz2357]

The capra one speaks to me on a whole different level.

[@reaper4812]

Objectively incredible video. The jokes were actually fresh as fuck and not done to death. Beautiful.

[@jackomecamorfo6060]

reaper💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@vyachyeslavkuznyetsoff3091]

Plin plin plon best ost ever

[@lexisking152]

Gwyndolin one is very true, also Gwyndolin's lore makes me sad. They managed to make Gwyndolin be a good sibling for Yorshka, seemingly managing to keep Anor Londo together even after Gwynevere's illusion seems to have worn off, and then Pontiff locks an ill Gwyndolin away to be used as a snack for Aldrich. (And thats not even getting started on the convolution of Gwyndolin's gender thing and the varying things it says about Gwyn based on how it is interpreted) Most bosses I feel some remorse or pity for, or at the very least some semblance of respect. Aldrich and Pontiff I just hate on a spiritual level (in lore, not in gameplay, Pontiff is actually quite fun to fight. Aldrich however is not so much in that department, he's essentially just Gwyndolin in a more confined space with somehow even more magic spam). Gwyndolin I feel genuine sorrow for.

[@froggologies]

yoo how do you get this lore bro?

[@lexisking152]

@froggologies mostly just me analyzing details and using established lore as a structure to build my own theories influenced by my interpretations of said lore. The fact that Anor Londo is still standing despite it being god knows how long after the first game already lends some credence to Gwyndolin being a pretty competent leader, and the silver knight shields suggest that the silver knights seem to be fully aware Gwynevere is not there anymore, whereas in DS1 the illusion of her was there, and yet the silver knights still guard the cathedral seemingly on principle. For Yorshka, even if Gwyndolin wasn't the best sibling, he still did make a change for the better by not trapping Yorshka in a painting like Priscilla had been, and even letting her have her own church building, whereas Priscilla had been locked in a painting, presumably by Gwyn, and kept a secret from the world. And yes, my own interpretations have also likely biased my views on Gwyndolin's lore. I am not immune to the propaganda of the literal Illusory mage moon deity that is Gwyndolin.

[@justreadberserkd1021]

Bro is writing an entire novel only to justifie his urge for femboys 💀

[@lexisking152]

@justreadberserkd1021 Yes, your point being?

[@multifleks]

@@justreadberserkd1021 nah, there are no femboys like Gwyndolin. He's built different

[@faber6482]

1:12 Sanguine Sanctum moment

[@veracc]

thanks, i didn't realise at first

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

I thought it was Lawrence from Bloodborne

[@veracc]

@@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon it is

[@TwighlightLugia]

*IGNOTUS, TIMERE!* *IGNOTUS, SANGUINE!* *TIMERE VENENA SCITIS!*

[@coolwaffle-mg7pm]

im that gwyndolin fan

[@darksungwyndolin8305]

0:50 Gwyndolin awakened something inside me fr

[@knotknight514]

He awakened something inside of ALL of us

[@dexi600]

@@knotknight514 agreed

[@chompythebeast]

Lmao ye olde "username checks out"

[@blizzardgaming7070]

He darkmooned your blade?

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

He Femboy on my Dark sun till I gwyndolin

[@kingt-rex1012]

still an excellent game

[@someguy9496]

The best one they’ve made tbh

[@InsertarNombre-od2bh]

Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, Elden Ring, sekiro.​@@someguy9496

[@HEADSHOTPROLOL]

Ye no doubt their best work, fuck it I'll add to it it's one of the greatest games ever made

[@dessertfox5995]

That thumbnail is so good.

[@BigBastion623]

Another one for the Gwyn meme: Gwyn fans when they realize that not parrying makes him the most crap fight imaginable

[@Its_Only_Chill]

This comment just proves that you only fight him parrying 😂

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

What do you mean? He is a pretty good boss by DS1 (base game) standarts

[@xdan-]

I thought Gwyn was crap until I stopped trying to parry him.

[@matthewrodriguez257]

he’s actually a really fun fight when you don’t parry him

[@giannixx]

I'm crap at parrying, so I never had that problem. Gwyn is a solid boss if you don't use exploits. He is always active and leaves very short windows for estus.

[@davitorres7862]

I got confused on the sif one, took me time to realize you were referring to him as she

[@giannixx]

I refer to her as she because of the name. Sif is Thor's wife, so she is probably intended to be female.

[@daifuku75]

​@@giannixx Dude it's directly told to us Sif is a boy. A male dog. An adult, male dog. I get the mistake in the base game, but in the DLC it's so obvious

[@davitorres7862]

@@daifuku75 in the official guide of Dark Souls sif is referred as "he" too

[@diegomo1413]

When you realize Dark Souls was just one of the million IP’s capitalizing on the zombie craze of the 2000s/early 2010s

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

i always beat the stray demon naked and with a big sword and always low level cause that's how i did it the first time. I like that it tests my dodging skills, if 4 kings is a dps test then stray is a perseverance test

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

1:42 the Four Kings arena is absolute cancer, and it is for a real simple reason: You can't gauge distances. In any other boss fight you can learn to tell if an attack is going to reach you, because you instictually use the ground as a reference for measurements. I struggled way too much in that boss fight for this simple reason. PS: This is the same reason for why the Nameless King fight in DS3 is also very much cancer. :v

[@triangulum8869]

Imagine not unga bunga rushing the four kings

[@DedicatedTryhard]

Not nameless king, but king of the storm.

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@@DedicatedTryhard both share the same arena and the same issue with the ground

[@DedicatedTryhard]

@@KRIMZONMEKANISM yeah, sorry I didn’t elaborate, in king of the storm it’s bad, very bad, but for Nameless king, you’re almost always in range anyways, and are expected to it off the body rather than the ground apart from one far away storm attack. If you’re consistently missing your hits or getting hit due to misjudging distance, you’re certainly doing something abnormal in phase 2.

[@eggman3908]

I actually like not being able to know the distance.. I think that the fight is supposed to be threatening since you're in a pitch black pit fighting 4 very tall abyss kings

[@jameslasmarinas3292]

So I'm just like Seath, huh?

[@slammbamm1977]

"Amazing chest ahead" 8591

[@chilipepper1431]

2:30 alright who shit my pants

[@slammbamm1977]

My bad bro

[@IanZone456]

Nah, the Ceaseless Discharge one was 💀

[@_Tzer]

seath trying to look as far from his king's field design as possible challenge:

[@LegenDz_Evil]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 that first one would really be a genuine authentic reaction to when asylum demon fans meet judex gundyr from ds3

[@punishedjojonah]

0:16 it floats down!

[@grassblock7668]

Ign reference

[@marvinzenit658]

This slander makes it feel like all bosses in dark souls 1 are secretely just absolute gargabe I love it, do more

[@NitroX_sk8r]

Please do a boss slander of Dark souls 2 please It would make me give you more haha's (this video is also really good)

[@spino1547]

When i can get myself to play it again in 50 years (Ruin sentinels broke me)

[@NitroX_sk8r]

@@spino1547 you just got to practice your rolls and get better weapons

[@DankSlayer_Ornstien]

​@@spino1547Same, I had to come back after getting to Velstadt and respecting.

[@spino1547]

Soon.

[@slammbamm1977]

Yeah you just gotta stay on the platform for as long as possible. They eventually walk over to it, so you can wail on the 2nd one before 3 gets there too.THEN hop down and be patient for the rest of the fight.

[@thatgamingkiwi1630]

Gwyn fans when they try to fight him without parry-looping him:

[@lunagamer2k204]

On quellang part, it's totally worth it

[@witheredguy629]

holy shit, I have never seen a slander video which I agree with 100% until now

[@DuckyDuck11]

Oh boy, here we go The Bed of Chaos one got me since I find the design and concept really cool. Even though the fight might be a bit frustrating, I genuinely like the boss 😅

[@EdD.Velazquez]

The Priscilla one gave me some kind of psychic damage reading it bruh💀

[@Therealbuzzardred]

Allow us to start by saying that the whole fight is just hiding behind pillars to reused music, however... Amazing trap ahead

[@oliverhendrix8176]

1:24 They should bring the Bed of Chaos for Elden Ring.

[@pacoramon9468]

The game had only 2 bullshit bosses, Bed of Chaos an Capra Demon.

[@rebornfrom_death]

2:19 also Gwyn fans when u parry gwyn to death as they yell at u saying thats not how you must fight him

[@N_Tertainment7]

2:01 Manus wouldn't be Manus if he didn't wombo combo you to oblivion

[@Aelvir114]

Everyone knows Ludwig the Holy Blade is the unrivalled peak of boss music.

[@NootieNootie]

Nah Gherman the first hunter better

[@Aelvir114]

@@NootieNootie The song was mid, just like his fight. At least it was more of a challenge than Orphan. The only thing more disappointing about Gehrman was his weapon’s moveset.

[@xdan-]

The biggest slader here is calling Sif a she

[@spino1547]

is there like an objectively true source? sif is a female name in origin since i assumed it's from the actual irl goddess, but if they're ever confirmed male at any point i'll take the L

[@giannixx]

Sif is Thor's wife in Norse Mythology, so I assume the dogge is assumed to be female as well.

[@spino1547]

@@giannixx ye that was my thought

[@dashret410]

​@@spino1547chek how sif is called in other languagesand you Will know, for example in DS2 People wasn't sure if lost sinner was a she or he, but in spanish is called *La Pecadora Perdida* .

[@xdan-]

@@spino1547 Yes, they confirm it in every language other than English.

[@darkoss551]

I can confirm, I am in all of these categories

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

I actually like bed of chaos because uhh that uhh, yeah you’re I don’t

[@kartikayysola]

Kalameet fans when they try to cut his tail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@danielgallagher6286]

what music track is demon firesage slander referring to? i think 5 years later refers to dark souls 3, but i cant remember a reused first boss turned orange and given fire AoEs

[@JoseViktor4099]

Must be refering the Demons Twins I supose

[@jenjoe4359]

At first I thought Laurence but then i realized it was 4 years later(idk when dlc came out so it might’ve been 5 years, honestly idk)

[@spino1547]

i might go back and change that, it's referencing laurence since i remembered (incorrectly) Old Hunters released in 2016 but i just have dementia

[@ezzzzyyy]

Gwyndolin one is literally me

[@morgboat744]

it’s worth it

[@Not16]

I have the power to change it to 6,400

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

sif in dark souls is a he

[@vladi3862]

why do people hate bed of chaos? bro it even saves your whole progress after dying

[@austinwilliams3992]

lol Guy literally said he couldnt help himself during elden ring interview. He said he just loves swamps. Sadistic.

[@xryeau_1760]

Bed of Chaos is one of my favorite bosses in DS1

[@decayedphoenix8865]

Really? Same here

[@kidneystonecollectorr]

nuh uh

[@xryeau_1760]

@@decayedphoenix8865 Unironically? I legit thought I was the only person in the entire community who loves that boss

[@decayedphoenix8865]

@@xryeau_1760 Yes. Its super interesting and fun to fight to me

[@Its_Only_Chill]

I honestly don't hate him either 😕

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

Omg, black dragon kalameet. One time I was doing a play through with katanas and stuff, but apparently it’s a good idea to have him be completely slash resistant, I might as well throw rocks at the stupid lizard for the millimeter of damage it did to his healthbar. My solution? Get the dragon body stone. And kill him with only unarmed attacks. The dark wood grain ring, and the cloranthy ring if I remember correctly, and like, 30 tries later. He died. I killed black dragon kalameet with no armour using only my extra pointy fingernails. 8/10 boss would do it all again

[@JoseViktor4099]

1:21 That got me laughing ngl

[@Frakturehawkens]

1:20 lost my shit on it

[@fattcoke4705]

Oh, I actually like Bed of Chaos bc uhh the uhh the

[@Glowstorm07]

Plin Plin plonnnnnn

[@telamyr73]

4 Kings isn't a Gank Boss if you're not bad.

[@mpker346]

Bed of chaos 🔛🔝

[@LetalHonnete]

Not plin plin plon but pling plan plung Hugue difference

[@weakestlifeenjoyer228]

Dark souls 1 is so overrated. It needs a proper remake where the second half of the game is changed entirely. What a disappointment finding out what’s after ANOR LONDO which was pretty disappointing in itself but still godd

[@Boomvoomboom]

I think it’s fairly rated imo. It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s a pretty damn good game

[@littlemoth4956]

Not overrated in the slightest. It’s a masterpiece but people acknowledge the lord areas being dogshit

[@spookytown7963]

I think it's overrated, people go "whoa look interconnected world" but that really carries it compared to the others

[@GatAnarquista]

@@littlemoth4956 I really don't get how you can consider a game a masterpiece while also considering half the game dogshit

[@weakestlifeenjoyer228]

@@GatAnarquista lmao true

[@mismis3153]

What about bed of chaos? Jk, there are no bed of chaos fans.

[@Zenin-Tengoku]

I like bed of chaos, its just easy

[@baggedbread]

what's the bell gargoyle equivalent in elden ring? (i am stupid)

[@Kokong]

“Valiant” gargoyles

[@baggedbread]

@@Kokong ahah thanks i forgot, i liked the gargoyles apart from the insane 2v1

[@lummunition]

amzing vidyo

[@VR00100]

Average Spino fan : 🤡

[@Downsquad]

What did he do

[@VR00100]

@@Downsquad filthy casual spreading brainrot when he has never played the game lol, just saw streamers/idiots like Rusty play the game and followed the boss ranking

[@Darkest_Death]

People actually like gwyndolin?

[@WeirdTroll666]

hahaha this is so accurate

[@FatalisCataclysm]

Souls fans and monster hunter fans some of the most subtly sus people on earth, like bro how do you see a slightly feminine chin with everything else on the face covered by a weird wheel and think “oh yeah he fine as hell” 💀

[@el_gatoNegro]

It is called the deprivation of a real woman's touch and love. Trust me, most of them when they finally get real relationships with women, somehow all "the homosexual lust toward femboys" will disappear entirely.

[@MossXM]

lol im that one annoying mf who likes bed of chaos

[@grassblock7668]

How tho

[@blveberrydraws8713]

Who's sanctuary guardian

[@blveberrydraws8713]

OH THE CHIMERA?

[@DankSlayer_Ornstien]

The bell bois got disrespected by ER

[@funkymachine]

I DO like bed of chaos. It is a terribly designed boss fight but it, with extension of the arena before it, bears the soul, humanity, and struggle of game design that truly makes you appreciate the fact that humans are behind these games and they have deadlines or make mistakes. It puts into perspective other areas and combined with the beautiful "powerful but fragile" trope that is more common in Kingsfield and bloodborne makes it one of my favorite ds1 bosses. Obviously shit design tho.

[@SjiekeGast]

Can someone explain the Demon Firesage one?

[@meloneatingwolf1882]

They are referring to the Bloodborne dlc boss Laurence, a fiery version of a previous boss with an awesome song.

[@SjiekeGast]

@@meloneatingwolf1882 Ah thanks for the explanation! I haven't been able to play Bloodborne yet because I don't own a Playstation :(.

[@Mr.Bug1907]

Plin plin plong is not better than the second verse of erb eastern vs western philosophers

[@F1rstNameLastName]

Some of this comment section probably think that Ciaran is a man

[@MsUndertaker99]

Where did you get that Sif is she?

[@grassblock7668]

Sif is a goddess in Norse mythology, therefore the name is feminine. We don't know doggo Sif's gender tho, all we can do is assume.

[@QuinnJustice-wh3yo]

​@@grassblock7668official dark souls guide says sifs a guy

[@grassblock7668]

@@QuinnJustice-wh3yo Japanese text calls sif she/her

[@youngkappakhan]

this is definitely one of the most unfunny formats ever created

[@aeoncalcos7830]

Gwyn theme sucks

[@avoiding-murder9561]

hot takes

[@xeox4280]

Dumb takes*

[@baggedbread]

no

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

Based

[@Rouu_Garou]

Huh??!!