Dark Souls, but my weapon keeps randomly changing faster and faster oh god make it stop

[@inpy]

6:50 I like how the Iron Golem actually flips backwards when falling, instead of just falling straight down in the "sitting" pose

[@mistermaxie6487]

The fact they went to the point of adding that in makes me feel like the Iron Golem falling off the Fortress is the canon way he dies.

[@cheese5081]

I've always liked that animation, it's surprisingly smooth and works well even when the giant falls off from multiple angles

[@theorangegremlin334]

Knocking the iron golem off will always be funny

[@Punkandcannonballer]

What's funny is that Tarkus helps you in this fight, then you realize he fell to his death too.

[@SunRedMoon]

@@Punkandcannonballer it’s the curse. Be careful next time you go down the steps.

[@theraven9107]

"how did the pickaxe not finish him [capra demon]?" possibly because you were 2 handing a shield instead of the pickaxe

[@castor9683]

I don't see the issue

[@Glados1080]

@@castor9683 me either

[@trongnghiale7829]

9:56 Aggy: being destroyed by a bunch of dogs The chat: "this game made me a cat person" "honestly"

[@alexepic3255]

Dark souls dogs give me conniptions

[@not_herobrine3752]

get enough poise and the dogs wont be that much of an issue

[@excusemebutwhat3587]

cats at darkroot basin made me fear all animals, even birds... cause, well, yk, painted world?

[@JennyTheNerdBat]

@@alejandroguevara8455 Sekiro dogs die in 1-2 shurikens, so they’re small deal. There’s also ninja asshat with a dogwhistle on one of the routes, but his doots are interruptible if you pummel him non-stop.

[@jeremiahvires7864]

Bloodborne dogs are the worst in the series

[@knighttiger7236]

The only thing that would make this perfect is randomizing the armour as well.

[@homicidehomemade4715]

s m o u g h

[@zxzel]

Armour doesn’t really give a huge advantage so I doubt it would ever really change anything other than fat rolling a lot

[@freemelons187]

Funny, I actually tried to make a mod like that using C and cheat engine on ptde, but whenever the armour changes, the framerate drops to about 2fps for a few seconds. So I guess the ptde engine cant handle loading 4 pieces of armour-mesh so suddenly.

[@knighttiger7236]

@@freemelons187 that's unfortunate. Do you think dark souls 2 or 3 might be able to handle it?

[@Holm_GG]

When he did the gungame mod, where his gear levels up and down depending on how many hits he takes and inflicts, the armor was changing aswell alongside weapon upgrade. Could check that out.

[@NIkolla13]

15:27 so funny to see a heavy swing of the great mace just to be swaped at the last second and deal 27 damage XD

[@jehru5]

It would have dealt ~27 damage even if it did connect. He didn't have the stats to wield it.

[@korybass136]

My head cannon for why the bosses just sit there sometimes is that they are so confused on how and why this random undead's weapons are changing.

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@BLUEBOYISLEDGE lmao now I'm imaging someone with a cannon for a head

[@boneless8473]

What's funny is it actually is that the ai doesn't know how to handle weapon changes thag fast

[@Gravity616]

@@Pihsrosnec no guns life

[@Chernobog2]

He mentions that after the Moonlight Butterfly glitches out and just leaves. He had to turn off the randomizer to fight it

[@pikadragon2783]

@@Chernobog2 yeh. Butterfly took one good look at this mess and was all "I am out. Bye."

[@meladron]

Imagine being a Dark Souls boss just having to stare down this man who’s walking at you throwing weapons away every .2 seconds while having new ones at the ready. I’d be concerned too.

[@Mattroid99]

Seems like playing Breath of the Wild to me

[@thomasdascombe4939]

I like the fact that this run changes nothing whatsoever about the Bed of Chaos fight because it’s a 3 hit kill no matter what you’re carrying

[@realkingofantarctica]

Gwyn was like: "Soul of Cinder, you're a few thousand linkings too early, friend."

[@lumonetic1124]

its not a mod, he's just a god at hardswapping

[@iiBenihime]

You received a surprising amount of fire weapons versus Quelaag.

[@wanderingcalamity360]

Randomizer has a sense of humor. Lol

[@inbredbanana8156]

you know the run is fucked when he dies to firesage but beats kalameet first try

[@anoydorang3863]

Oh quick question, what level were you when you beat ng+ kalameet?

[@faceless5472]

@@anoydorang3863 I was 120, he isn't super difficult if you're fast rolling and do at least 300-400 damage with each hit

[@anoydorang3863]

@@faceless5472 oh, I’m kinda whack then cause I was just walking through most of his attacks and using the demon’s great axe at level 304. I did a *LOT* of grinding btw lmao

[@faceless5472]

@@anoydorang3863 that sounds like a lot of hoopla

[@anoydorang3863]

@@faceless5472 mm yeah

[@Pinkooru]

"I don't remember this dude hurting so much" You're wearing the base hunter set. Unlike every other souls game, armour matters in 1.

[@Amoeba_Podre]

Really? I thought it didn’t matter

[@King_Firebrand]

Having at least a full armor on made quite a difference if I remember correctly. That's why the gold-hemmed set behind ceaseless was so good, it was a full set to give you the defense boost and also super light for fast roll and on top of that fire reduction. And fashion was on point btw. Edit: Boost is the wrong word, but it is important to wear a piece of armor on every slot to not waste potential points in defense and poise. BUT THERE IS NO BONUS LIKE IN DS3 FOR HAVING ARMOR ON EVERY SLOT. Because people keep posting about this I need to make it more clear apparently. So in short: Don't waste defense by having an empty armor slot. Armor in D1 was pretty great compared to other DS games and poise was really useful. Havels set or giants set with havels ring is pretty much easy mode.

[@sudeshnard7439]

There's also counter hits because the weapons keep switching

[@user-hf2zi8bk6r]

@@King_Firebrand ur completly correct

[@cordyceps182]

I remember the armor in 2 also being important, especially since a lot could change stats.

[@FaeriePuck]

“Oh so he’s gonna run the game facing the fewest bosses possible!” ………………… “Oh Aggy..”

[@stormfighter9275]

I was really surprised when he started hunting down every boss in the game even though he could leave the easiest bosses to the end

[@asher5990]

Moonlight Butterfly was just like forget this they don't pay me enough

[@JustHANO]

"Did he buff the boss? He can do that?" I literally had to check his channel to make sure this was the right guy lol.

[@citricdemon]

Ikr hahaha it's shocking

[@theoincognito5378]

If its possible i would love to see "dark souls but my stats randomise every x seconds" it wouls be hilarious

[@femthingevelyn]

you start casting a big sorcery with 99 int and it switches to 8 right as the spell goes off and your crystal soul spear hits for 3 damage

[@theguy8474]

Dark souls magic only but ur spells swap randomly perhaps? 🤔

[@blaze595]

That would be horrible... Imagine doing one weapon swing and then not meeting the stat requirements for the next swing.

[@unlikeaboss]

Dark souls but the character auto rolls in random directions

[@ericschuster2680]

Finally, Mr. Speedrunner learns his lesson how it is to fight Gwyn without the parry-abuse.

[@christopherbutler4606]

Just dodge him

[@gustavolee9682]

Gwyn no parry gets deeply in my nerves, he was not a finished boss and definetly wasn't designed to be fought without a shield/parrying, dodging trough his attacks is a nightmare because he doesn't ever stops attacking

[@christopherbutler4606]

@@gustavolee9682 sounds like someone who didn't dodge

[@Executioner_Smough]

@@christopherbutler4606 or can’t dodge

[@arcuz7862]

@@gustavolee9682 Boy, let me tell you about Elden Ring and it's absurdly aggressive late game bosses....

[@thethunderstone3072]

Him: Fighting hard against demons Chat: "I want stray demon to sit on me"

[@justarandomguy983]

chat was fighting _hard_ too

[@mors-idk9032]

The person telling you about the centipede demon strat was serious, you were just unlucky lol. They also forgot to tell you to get in the left corner

[@andeolevain]

I killed the centipede demon like that on my first playthrough, and had no idea what had happened. First try with this boss, just running around trying to survive and start learning his moves. Barely hitting it. Checking the fog door. Yep, no surprise, it's closed. And suddenly, the boss was dead. A very confusing victory.

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

I almost thought I'd get stuck on this boss permanently since his moves were so erratic and the boss arena sucked. Then he just died. I was so glad lmao

[@brianli6562]

22:20 did he not know you can mash out of that?

[@LilAggy]

WHAT

[@brianli6562]

Yes you can. Many grabs are like that actually like the octopuses in lost izalith.

[@123r97]

"Yes! There's a chance!" Immediately cuts to walking up to pick up his souls from having died.

[@samuelsalvatore4511]

it's good that the constant swapping happens in the middle of an attack animation and doesn't reset it, that'll be hell

[@EFDNora]

No It would be Impossible at faster switch speeds

[@samuelsalvatore4511]

@@EFDNora what

[@QuiNonEst_]

​@@samuelsalvatore4511at high changing speed there wouldn't be enought time to finish even 1 r1 attack

[@samuelsalvatore4511]

@@QuiNonEst_ i have no idea what you're saying

[@EFDNora]

@@samuelsalvatore4511 brainded

[@thewolfstu]

Sif: *Sees the constant swapping* "What in the fresh fuck?..."

[@bobsnob3073]

Moonlight Butterfly: Aight, Imma head out

[@marbeltoast]

Bed of chaos is ironically the least chaotic boss fight in this mode as it works exactly the same as it usually does

[@natebarg]

I love watching the time stamps between attempts. Seeing one close attempt and then an hour jump to the final. I could feel your pain.

[@sirsquiggles1584]

30:06 I've read that sometimes the butterfly will aggro on the stone knight down there if you don't kill it sometimes.

[@coker5354]

I like how the run ended up getting easier near the end

[@dan240393]

Always hated Sanctuary Guardian. Dark Souls 3 style speed and aggression, but you have to fight it with Dark Souls' slow, chunky controls. Really frustrating.

[@DS_DoggerX]

Sanctuary guardian would be so fun in ds3

[@dan240393]

@@DS_DoggerX It'd fit perfectly with the tighter, faster controls.

[@katsuragirin6168]

Same with fast bosses like Sir Alonne or Alva in Ds2. Ds2's roll came out 0.5-0.75 sec after you have pressed the button, even slower than Ds1.

[@hail2jigglypuff168]

And then you fight two of them...

[@theemeghost5721]

Same I despise the sanctuary guardian do to how fast he is in ds1

[@justrandomstuff6828]

Funny how bosses have different difficulty levels depending on the person, like, my first time playing, i killed Ornstein and Smough on my first try, but also died like 7 to Taurus Demons, first tried Centipede, but also needed 12 tried to beat Bell Gargoyles, the game has a difficulty slider, only it depends on how well you do under different types of pressure, really cool

[@forgettablescribe7363]

Then there’s me who’s only first try was the asylum demon

[@justrandomstuff6828]

@@forgettablescribe7363 i wasn't used to rolling so, yeah he got me really good

[@Duskwalker68]

That's the best thing about Dark Souls!

[@Vellision_Blake]

My first *completed* run i first tried butterfly Artorias manus. And gwyn everything else shit stomped me

[@12Trentmoore]

How did you 1 bang O&S but die 12 times on gargz o.O

[@lushibu]

For centipede demon they meant the bug that makes it fall out of the boss arena I think. But as far as I'm aware you have to got to the left of the fog gate a little.

[@planetzdr]

That pickaxe for Capra Demon doing no damage where it only needed to do like 10 damage to kill the boss was the ultimate fuck you from this game mode

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

Well, he actually hit him with a two handed buckler shield.

[@LegendCatx]

06:03 pretty much sums up everyone’s Dark Souls experience

[@NeoLotex]

23:07 For some reason I never thought about putting the ring on during the fight ... it's like the most obvious thing here, but it still never occured to me.

[@chucklingcookie8237]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

[@Pihsrosnec]

To be fair, not always a viable option since getting the ring means you're in striking distance

[@NeoLotex]

@@Pihsrosnec True, but the Centipede is one of those bosses that often (at least for me) stalled the fight for some reason, so if you're quick you can do it. I obviously never did though.

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@NeoLotex I got lucky on centipede tbh, it just sort of stood there while I beat the shit out of it with a giant sword

[@Vellision_Blake]

I pretty much never fight centipede *since I'm a weeb for solaire* and while its not hard too save him without the shortcut. Just easier with *but the few times I have fought him I have just baited him too land and sloppy fought him till he fell over* fuck the centipede cut's

[@Tuxfanturnip]

I love how this just slowly degenerates into playing pachinko against a pile of lobotomized spinny dudes

[@ShiningDarknes]

In this video we watch a man forget that wearing better armor and increasing HP makes it so enemies don’t 1-3 shot you.

[@DRAGON_NUTZ]

My guess is that he decided that Strength and Dexterity were better choices so he could properly wield more of the stuff he got.

[@undead_corsair]

This is what D&D combat feels like sometimes.

[@mobslaya_4547]

I'm sure my DM would've loved if I used ANYTHING BUT a dagger for every encounter. Had to kill a homebrew miniboss with it, as a squishy little dragonborn wild mage

[@hail2jigglypuff168]

At around 36:25 you recoiled on hit, you must have swapped to Effigy/ Sanctus Shield or maybe even something like Velka's Rapier/Grant if you included them. They require mostly Faith to work and failing weapon requirements kills Poise break if I remember. That's why Artorias got the buff. Talk about bad luck! Also looks like you ended it with a Dagger R2. GG.

[@temp3608]

aggy : *repeatedly dies to artorias* "im gonna go kill his dog" have you never watched john wick?

[@ross.58008]

The damn game was tricky enough without the randomised

[@GBlockbreaker]

Eh, lobos showed that the 0.2 seconds swap run is possible a few years so it's been proven to be doable and how to do it

[@irvancrocs1753]

@@GBlockbreaker He never said it's not doable in first place tho...

[@drazlet]

33:00 I love that the music matches perfectly to the weapon changes

[@Talesyyy]

We love you aggy❤️

[@creepyinc2652]

Damn right we do ❤

[@IKingDracoOo]

So true, dude

[@miufke_]

I call bs on this

[@MrShant-ui9ht]

I like cats

[@Genji_Glove]

13:00 this is less about the challenge and more just about the game in general. This is what I love about this game - I often feel this way after dying. It often feels like it was me who fucked up, not the game that fucked me up. And it's refreshing to see someone take their losses like a champ instead of raging and blaming the game!

[@classymuffin4589]

This is precisely why Ds2 is a bad game in comparison to the other ones, quite often it feels like what happened was entirely out of your control.

[@professortusk]

@@classymuffin4589 I never felt that way. In contrast that's how I feel about ds3 a lot of the times.

[@classymuffin4589]

@@professortusk Personally I've never had any problem with any Ds game except Ds2. Unless you're including PvP in which case that kind of feeling can happen in any of them.

[@classymuffin4589]

@furriesfuckanimals weebsanimetrash If you're gonna troll you shouldn't bait yourself out with a name like that...

[@Genji_Glove]

@furriesfuckanimals weebsanimetrash cool Also it's spelled Michael. It's like... Right there.

[@Rc3651]

This is like the great equalizer. It makes you look both really good and really bad at the game at the same time haha

[@ramsesbams]

it's amazing how often you died because you just ran in without killing the regular mobs

[@livesinbin5830]

29:56 It started floating down so I loled pretty hard

[@JayTheOtt]

I like to imagine the reason some bosses just stop attacking you is because they are baffled at what's happening and are trying to process your ever changing loadout.

[@vanhooza]

I like how the moonlight butterfly got a headache from thinking too much and went to take a nap

[@zkillyatt1738]

Man’s complaining about being oneshot while wearing unupgraded hunter’s set.

[@benjaminknight8041]

Reminds me of that chaotic Gun Game mod I watched Lobos suffer through, takes me back

[@The_True_Joseph_Joestar]

I'd like to thank you. While watching (more like listening) to this video I was fighting a difficult boss in sekiro and I feel like your power passed onto me allowing me to overcome the boss and defeat them

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

Captain Hindsight says it might've been a good idea to pump your fight stats at least high enough to keep weapons like Smough's Hammer and Greatsword of Artorias from causing problems. You did bounce at least one attack against Gwyn after all.

[@thegrimknight6552]

Got me a tub of ice cream and a new Aggy Challenge video, that's the dream.

[@Daionor]

"How did the pickaxe do no damage there?" *didn't realize it switched to target shield mid-swing*

[@xanderjensen7581]

Love how he walked off the edge fighting the iron golem thats dark souls for ya

[@ghostiebaka2809]

When gaping dragon got that channeler buff, I actually pogged so hard

[@Velka-.-]

"Fall baby" Famous last words

[@bloorb0569]

Really impressive for Aggy to do such fast menuing for this challenge run, so impressed.

[@youngkappakhan]

I've never seen someone fight Gaping Dragon with the channeler still alive until this video

[@pessimisticpianist582]

Anyone else wondering why he dident upgrade his estus flasks until like halfway through the run?

[@Hermelin69]

I got this in my recommendations but seeing Aggy from 3 years ago is so weird compared to current Aggy

[@Oaken_Buckets]

Man this is just the series of unfortunate events over and over, I feel bad but I loved it

[@bahmot9501]

Aggy is the first dude I have ever, EVER, *EVER* seen struggle against Sanctuary Guardian ... You learn something new every day ...

[@itsreapernecrosis2215]

Some of these deaths that are happening remind me of my first time playing lol

[@JamesBodybuilding]

That 4 kings fight was amazing haha

[@gijinkmom8094]

Love how the weapon swap speed matched with Gwyn at the end. Good stuff

[@mustardsauce1418]

7:58 Loved that Anakin Skywalker impersonation

[@Daniel-od5xc]

It’s always a good day when LilAggy posts

[@levibrinkerhoff2450]

I just noticed Aggy's eyebrows never move and now I can't unnotice it.

[@thekbot1155]

And now, neither can I

[@sunbrosolaire2635]

3:57

[@disguisedcat1750]

Noooooo

[@lorenzotommasuoli9290]

I love how Artorias for him was even more difficult than me fighting him with Dusk outfit and a great scythe +10, finally I can enjoy an Artorias fight 🤣

[@greydeath4273]

Dude you are legit the best “souls” games content creator there is

[@Chrapahut]

"fall, baby" falls

[@realiascailt]

7:53 Ornstein and smough playing baseball with the chosen undead

[@dimitar4y]

Player swings sword: There was a dust particle from a nearby wall in the air that got in the way of your sword so you stagger Bosses: Walks through walls and the attack gently curves around any obstacles to hit you

[@tapioca8436]

“I forgot that the scorpion tail deals poison.” “I forgot that his lightning attack has an AOE in water.”

[@Princess_Daisy_Rose]

12:59 glass breaking sound effect in minecraft 😂

[@Tyranzor64]

I like how aggy complained about the caster buffing the dragon then NEVER killed it

[@anstorner]

20:39, that's an old fashioned Thank You Dark Souls moment right there

[@ziggykesteven2425]

Thats how i feel

[@ultimateloser3411]

"So what weapon do you main in?" LilAggy: Yes

[@ToastUrbath]

Randomize weapons, armor, and rings except always have the abyss ring equipped

[@luzbellbolton4689]

Thank you so much man. I love watching your videos.

[@raziothedeath1484]

I gave this a thumbs up just on the mod description alone.

[@DaNaru2501]

5:04 “oh, there’s some damage” Me, a second later: You’re damn right. Lol

[@jc-9188]

Imagine not running up the stairs in the capra demon fight

[@AliceIzuragi6291]

i feel like strength and dexterity is important in these type of runs. cus its awful when you get a weapon that you slow strike with.

[@djlancematthew]

I learned something today. I didn’t know that boss could be buffed.

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Randomizer was like: Quelaag has insane fire resistance, let's throw in ALL the fire weapons. 🤣

[@Seinen_Fan]

this was very entertaining watching somone walk off a cliff every time the boss got low

[@suigetsuhozuki3734]

My god man, I love running dark souls as well. However, hats off to you this was insane. I fricking loved this run... Ps. If I said I enjoyed all the times you rolled off the edge by accident does that make me a bad person lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Camelotsmoon]

30:34 so it just decided to leave when the world got too complicated 30:04 .. I can relate

[@Arkios64]

"He's in a good position here. Fall, baby!" *Proceeds to fall* Well, at least he started using the left hand weapons, Quelaag must've laughed her ass off, with all the fire weapons in the right hand.

[@sirpikapika1129]

I don't know how possible it is to code, but I think a cool addition to this mod would be weapons only being able to get upgrades if you've collected the required ember and given it to its smith

[@burizonkovec]

you have GUTS man. i have beaten artorias on the second try with black knight sword +5. but THIS is amazing

[@SneakyTogedemaru]

Can be beaten by throwing random shit fast enough - checked. Amazing effort, man!

[@miradrgn]

i know this is an older video at this point, has anyone since told him about sanctuary guardian's secret weakness? the devs added a hidden special technique where you click the right-stick and all of its attacks become really easy to dodge

[@CerotheDemon]

Ya know, being two years in the future; Aggy’s hair has significantly improved!! He really did regain his hairline and I never realized it until recently after being subbed for so long. Good stuff.

[@TheTaquito]

The pacience of this guy is just AMAZING XD

[@adambrown6669]

Seen it a few times across these runs, peeps confused about Sifs gender, the dog is male, this is determined by the bosses name in certain languages that use grammatical gender for male or female, sif has the male variations such as loup instead of Louve for wolf in french and lobo rather than loba in Spanish, he also has masculine pronouns in the dark souls strategy guide and therefore is in fact a good boy.

[@fmwyt95]

I think a lot of the confusion stems from the fact that Sif shares a name with a Norse goddess (i.e. female), It could be that Sif is supposed to not have a determinate gender seeing as a lot of ambiguous and enby characters get masculine references in spanish and french translations as neither has a proper gender neutral conjugation (I happen to know this is what is up with the canonically enby Double Trouble in the SheRa reboot and the intentionally ambiguous Najimi in Komi Can't Communicate). Also while there are alternatives in english (the singular they usually) it's still not unheard of for this to happen in english as well. Knowing Miazaki however, there's probably a definitive answer but he'll never tell us.

[@miufke_]

The butterfly flying away was hillarious

[@Codebryo]

I really miss seeing LilAggy streams live. Some of the most fun streams I've ever seen but it's the worst timezone for me :( So I watch here