Sharon, enough is enough. FUCK OFF AND GO PUT SOME MAKEUP ON
@vampyr8615 жыл бұрын
The Soup is dry
@NYX_Mahoganyy5 жыл бұрын
@@vampyr861 lmao
@dannyj95996 жыл бұрын
It doesn't sound like he's cutting a "vegetable", it sounds more like he's cutting through bone and tissue
@DarkandTwistedWhisper6 жыл бұрын
glad you picked up on that
@TheDragonforce22036 жыл бұрын
DJ Star That must be a damn sharp knife then to cut through bone
@dannyj95996 жыл бұрын
@@TheDragonforce2203 well he IS supposed to be a yandere so it makes sense if he has a knife that sharp
@mememachinedayo6 жыл бұрын
DJ Star “-And this is a vegetable.” _camera pans to a sliced and diced corpse in a wheel chair_
@hopeandrew22065 жыл бұрын
Well it sounded good to me till you said that. So thanks for that
@thatonejawn286 жыл бұрын
“27 stab...” *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*
@DarkandTwistedWhisper6 жыл бұрын
STOP
@thenoblewatermelon60226 жыл бұрын
29 stab wounds!
@peachygachapiepie48156 жыл бұрын
*CONNOR MA BOI!!!!!!!!*
@SNOOPIELOOPIEDOOOPIE6 жыл бұрын
XD
@xKushMeOut6 жыл бұрын
JUST WHEN I FORGOT
@rolliepollieworld6 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure there's a name for that" *cannibalism.*
@SkylaBluejay6 жыл бұрын
CupCakeCat _05 oof
@jordanchina51466 жыл бұрын
More like animeibalism
@cosmicberry60966 жыл бұрын
... Seems legit
@sophv34466 жыл бұрын
“i had a tendency to get very possessive of things that belong to me” w e l l
@ghastlycandle6 жыл бұрын
“This is a vegetable” Gordon Ramsay better watch out there’s a new chef in hell
@Plexi846 жыл бұрын
Casey Wallace omg I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bababoi.215 жыл бұрын
1234MRPUPPY So your gonna meet him first?
@xiayanyan6 жыл бұрын
“Am I not the most important thing in your life?” Boy, if you make me dinner then upgrade that to the most important person in my life.
@Pebbin626 жыл бұрын
As a Taurus, I can say that that is 1000% true.
@xiayanyan6 жыл бұрын
FlyingLupis as a Taurus, I know you’ll say this is true.
@Pebbin626 жыл бұрын
@@xiayanyan As a Taurus, I can tell you are a lovely person. .v.
@thenoblewatermelon60226 жыл бұрын
As a Taurus I can say your both lovely people.
@Pebbin626 жыл бұрын
@@thenoblewatermelon6022 As a Taurus, can I say this is starting to look like a tumblr post?
@carriev57566 жыл бұрын
where is the LaMb SAUCE lamb sauce l o c a t e d
@icebox21416 жыл бұрын
angel pops Hotel: T R I V A G O
@daddyvector82445 жыл бұрын
You’re pfp made this 1000x better
@pheonixiagal68285 жыл бұрын
*yandere can't locate the lamb sauce*
@previous_slide4 жыл бұрын
*WHY IS THE LAMB SAUCE FRESH FROZEN*
@catita25256 жыл бұрын
"Yandere family" i guess i'll have to prepare to die
@funnyferret60646 жыл бұрын
ChmaneksW oh god, the vine. “But what if I want to have sex before I’m married?” “Well, then I guess you should be prepared to die.”
@NavyWavy696 жыл бұрын
"You were being so buddy-buddy." You mean with my friends? My buddies, if you will?
@arabelapasten29036 жыл бұрын
DeAsia Bingham I love this
@unidentified_user86533 жыл бұрын
😂
@honoriakaye33436 жыл бұрын
Dark and Twisted: So, I saw your coworker. Me: Okay. Dark and Twisted: So, I... I went up to them. Me: Good. Dark and Twisted: I said hi. Me: Go on. Dark and Twisted: Well, then I... I took their money so we could live together and never leave the house and I stabbed them 27 times in the pancreas. ... Me: Dark and Twisted! That kiiiillls people! Lol sorry, it was all I could think of when he said that line. Excellent video, as always!
@kingmax21266 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@London_J6 жыл бұрын
CCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLL
@cosmicberry60966 жыл бұрын
**slams hands on desk** 27 STAB WOUNDS
@anxiousreaperess45486 жыл бұрын
llamas with hats!
@imtrash10205 жыл бұрын
*carl has joined the chat*
@SunShine-zy8ju6 жыл бұрын
"That's nice who did You go with?" *hears finger tapping intensifies* *OOO NOT TODAY SATAN* *JUMPS OUT WINDOW *
@fingerlickinggood35006 жыл бұрын
Him: I think this is kale and this is..............a vegetable. I don’t know why but I found that very funny😂
@clairmontgaming6 жыл бұрын
Me: *trying to listen* My Bluetooth earpiece: BATTERY LOW Me: D:
@thatweirdartistgirlp76726 жыл бұрын
Julius Rose THAT'S ME ALL THE TIME ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH ISTG GJVFDG
@yvonnemiddleton99856 жыл бұрын
God i hate it when that happens
@ChaoticDemonPrincess6 жыл бұрын
Tell Me About It
@babytato7475 жыл бұрын
Thats the struggle
@bulldowozer58586 жыл бұрын
Do I tAsTe A vEgTaBlE?? *ANGERY*
@ghastlycandle6 жыл бұрын
How dare you attack me with your beautiful succulent voice mister
@mj92076 жыл бұрын
“Oh cool shinku’s dad” :000 Family of Yanderes?!
@zwinny04086 жыл бұрын
"what did you do today?" Me in my head: -ate someone- Me: "Went out for dinner!"
@rifazplaylist81425 жыл бұрын
SAME😂😂😂
@Snehagp3 жыл бұрын
You're head is crazy then lol..
@WarCramz6 жыл бұрын
"..robbed and stabbed 27 time in the pancreas." Me: *WE DO NOT ENJOY THAT* (anyone get the refrence i made?)
@bulldowozer58586 жыл бұрын
"People die if they are killed."
@WarCramz6 жыл бұрын
Venom. Cause for some reason he loves pancreas..
@ishipmarichatforevermore23146 жыл бұрын
LOL I GET IT! ^O^
@ashe73566 жыл бұрын
T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S
@WarCramz6 жыл бұрын
@@ashe7356 yes!!!
@susanah36866 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is the coworker the protag went to lunch with.
@splithaired16796 жыл бұрын
0:00 Ah you’re singing “I see Fire” one of my favorite songs.
@SunShine-zy8ju6 жыл бұрын
Monochromatic. Onyx finally someone knows the song 😍
@mewtwaila6 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment! It's a really good song!
@nottoday48686 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful thing to come home to after school
@curedreamfandubz41166 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’m not crazy to
@leahdavis94346 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could sing! Now I really want a Jason Dean (Heathers the musical) video. Hopefully if I leave it as a comment someone will get inspired to write a script
@aster96865 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ok I'm too lazy to continue you get the point YES.
@thickasabrick1and26 жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed with your voice. I wish I could listen to them in a more comfortable way than KZbin.
@clare89992 жыл бұрын
3 years late but bro..
@sydroniehayles27636 жыл бұрын
Sooo... we're all just going to ignore the fact that this man CAN SING ☁🌙💜
@akaashishusband15966 жыл бұрын
Am i not the most important thing in your life Sir, baby, dude, if you can cook, I will make you the most important person if not, then you are still a "thing"
@bulldowozer58586 жыл бұрын
Where is the LAMBSAUCE?
@idontgiveashit27166 жыл бұрын
Him: "Oh misty eye of the mountain below~" Me: *Rises from the dead* KEEP WATCHING OVER MY BROTHERS SOuLs! AND SHOULD THE SKY BE FILLED WITH FIRE AND SMOKE... KEEP WATCHING OVER, DuRiNs SoNs! *SCREECH*
@Beel364746 жыл бұрын
*Slams fist on the table* 27 StAb WoUnDs! (Ik it's 28 but... y'know)
@Prettyeyes-dg9qs6 жыл бұрын
"Haha love you too darling ima just use the restroom for a moment" *911 HELP PLEASE*
@abigmood33896 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP *doors bursting, windows shattering*
@funnyferret60646 жыл бұрын
I love how listener is like “I know this bro is a yandere. Idgaf.”
@scorpiobitch30366 жыл бұрын
that singing thooooooo hooly shite
@dr.redacted_6 жыл бұрын
... Aight! Does anyone have lock-picking skills? -Can you help me please?-
@zwinny04086 жыл бұрын
I kinda can... Who's asking?
@dr.redacted_6 жыл бұрын
@@zwinny0408 I am haha... See my _hubby_ here changed the locks and only _he_ has the keys -to freedom- so uh, I kinda need to -GTFO- go to work in the morning but I can't, because I don't have the keys -to leave and never come back- So _ha ha ha ha_ there you go... -H E L P P L E A S E-
@zwinny04086 жыл бұрын
If they have windows in the place you're stuck in try opening one. If they're locked you should be able to unlock them from where you are on the inside. If there aren't any windows knock him out and take the key go have a few made at you local hardware store. Go to work, come back and if he asks for the key give him the original key. Keep the rest for yourself and if he ever thinks you have a key and asks you for it... Give him one of the spares. Keep going back to the hardware store and having them made after work. If that for some reason fails. Call me. I'll "take care of the situation" and "make sure he gets his rest" if you know what I'm hinting at! ;)
@zwinny04086 жыл бұрын
Oh **weird mouth noise** I'm an idiot! Just knock him out and take the key! Do not come back! And if you're worried about him finding you the last part is still an option!
@dr.redacted_6 жыл бұрын
*frantically packing all my toasts in one bag* Kay bye! Have a great time babe! I'll be taking a vacation somewhere you don't know, and maybe never come back. Mmkay bye!
@caerlion5056 жыл бұрын
“I’m being being calm and relactive. I raised my voice? No. Have I threatened someone with a knife? Not yet. Have I killed someone today? Well, let’s move on from that.” I loved that entire part and I actually laughed a lot. I laugh at the wrong times and they way Dark said it so calmly was comical to me
@luciel9746 жыл бұрын
(Opens with I See Fire) Me: AHHHH! GOOD DAMN SONG! P.s. you have such a lovely singing voice, the song suited you well 😊
@SunShine-zy8ju6 жыл бұрын
Luciel Moondance *SAME SIS*
@anxiousbisexual70625 жыл бұрын
" I'm being calm. Have I raised my voice? NO Have I threatened anyone with a knife? Not yet Have I killed someone? Let's move on." How come no one has mentioned this?!!?! this is the best thing I've heard all day!
@MunchkinJax6 жыл бұрын
The beginning singing has me absolutely quaking. Like Jesus that's one of my favorite songs and it sounded great!
@farris8426 жыл бұрын
The singing is fenomenal, loved it to bits : D
@Sarahonwheels6 жыл бұрын
This is...a vegetable! *WOAH THERE 5 STAR CHEF, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH INFORMATION IN ONE SITTING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HANG OUT WITH MY FELLOW COWORKERS FROM H.R. THEY DON'T COOK A VEGETABLE LIKE YOU CAN*
@deletedphases71536 жыл бұрын
Hehe this was indeed very good otousan 😭 Hes such a good boi He needs a hug so bad ;v; Thank you for letting me do the art for him!
@thatweirdartistgirlp76726 жыл бұрын
DeletedPhases you're so good at art! i really liked the art for this video so it's cool to find out who made it.
@deletedphases71536 жыл бұрын
Haha thankyou~ Practice makes perfect you know ^u^
@raina18876 жыл бұрын
SHINKU'S DAD?! He's beautiful 😭 I need to know the name of this cooking KWEEN 👏👏👏 You did amazing sweetie! Your voice acting is just so goood! Thank you for another great video! ✨ Hmmmm I wonder where you get your ideas~👀
@pastelkiera50336 жыл бұрын
I've been binging yandere audios it's unhealthy
@cecilb73836 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t help but think of Hannibal.... amazing as always!!!! ❤️
@arabella69216 жыл бұрын
you sing very well also asmr is great, thank you
@suzyd0ll6 жыл бұрын
Omg is this early Christmas?? 🎄 💕 love it !! Thank you
@SamS-di8vd6 жыл бұрын
You’re so good at singing
@kiaraprinsloo93336 жыл бұрын
YAY! Another upload! You just made my day 😆 Your yandere vids are my favorite
@RaspberryHugs6 жыл бұрын
"I think this is kale and this is a...... vegetable" yep that's about my level of understanding too.
@eponymouselias5 жыл бұрын
“Have I threatened someone with a knife? Not yet!” is such a mood
@sirenal.48996 жыл бұрын
your singing voice is so beautiful!
@firefox9235 жыл бұрын
D&T: "We should stay in a cabin together..." Me: "More and more RED FLAGS!!!!!!!"
@leahsato29556 жыл бұрын
I'm not CUT out Get it He was cutting vegetables
@jackmileszar36566 жыл бұрын
Beautiful just beautiful
@killerkupid6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a yandere. WHO COOKS!
@purplebutterflyprincess18526 жыл бұрын
I fangirled hardcore at the beginning. I love that song so much.
@friedrice16446 жыл бұрын
You aced the accent. Nice job. The cooking however. Let's just say, YIKES!
@jinxed_rose95664 жыл бұрын
*hears flesh and bones being cut* him: lost me a few jobs *the cutting getting more aggressive and sped up* me: of shi- im dead in 2.09 seconds...
@anothersocialoutcast8981 Жыл бұрын
He wanted us to call in sick because he knew that we would get sick from the "vegetable" he fed us.
@kaikaiwilliams4186 жыл бұрын
whenever you upload a video I get so excited and really happy, your channel is super amazing 😄
@deitivity52836 жыл бұрын
the fact that the word "kick ass" was used in a yandere boyfriend video is just hilarious to me I don't even know why
@catherinewashak50386 жыл бұрын
Have I mentioned how much I love you lately?❤️ It stands to be repeated: I love you, you're a master wordsmith and your characters are exquisite, top-notch.
@FederalBureausOfInvestigation6 жыл бұрын
I love sleeping and lucid dreaming to these 🧸 and The gods have blessed me once again.
@aldeaweldon-parker43976 жыл бұрын
Me (at midnight): Welp time to ruin my life even more with Yandere ASMR... Also me: Why do I do this? CAUSE I WANNA.
@redhairedfujoshi66546 жыл бұрын
I loved this video! Your voice just suits the character so perfectly. Please make more Yandere audios, they're amazing as always!!😘😘😘
@aundrea55286 жыл бұрын
KZbin says there is 1 xommemnt but i see 4 comments! Is youtube drunk again?
@carenm.70056 жыл бұрын
KZbin is _always_ drunk...
@idontgiveashit27166 жыл бұрын
Nah but your spelling is
@eurekal19036 жыл бұрын
“When we were first dating, a Genesis song came on the radio: ‘She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.’ And Amy crooned instead, ‘She takes my hat and puts it on the top shelf.’ When I asked her why she’d ever think her lyrics were remotely, possibly, vaguely right, she told me she always thought the woman in the song truly loved the man because she put his hat on the top shelf.” Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl. An establishment of priority will do love a favourite. Here’s my story. My best friend Salina used to live in the basement of my mother-in-law’s house while I was living upstairs. When she was having a few days trip somewhere I walked into her basement. I thought: if she never comes back, would all these belong to me? For once, lasted a few minutes. Yeah, to stab others to take over their possessions is a risky short cut. Well, I was happy to welcome my best friend back. Well, sometimes I think of thought 💭 💭 💭.
@RaspberryHugs6 жыл бұрын
"They said I had a tendency to get very possessive of things that belong to me" oh sweetie I've stabbed people with a fork for getting too close to my food.
@loving-my-life-32415 жыл бұрын
As soon as he was listing the sauces, I swear I thought he was going to say, "the blood of your co-workers".🤣
@tomurashigaraki42826 жыл бұрын
Shinku's dad: so what did you do at work today. Me: you know staded a pervy co-worker with a pen tried to eat my candle that my friend gave me the usual :D (loved the video)
@floofiestmoth6 жыл бұрын
You just eat candles on a daily basis? xD
@tomurashigaraki42826 жыл бұрын
@@floofiestmoth YES I AM VERY RETARDED °^°
@taylorpeterman49136 жыл бұрын
Cake This one does
@uhhhhhme56513 жыл бұрын
Me?
@yuyuredsan47273 жыл бұрын
Him: "I think this is kale and this is a vegetable." Me: "Ah yes, and the floor here is made of floor."
@aster96865 жыл бұрын
"who did you go with?" *Intense finger tapping* "Was it a guy or a girl?" Me: Welp I'll just be heading out 👋
@aster96865 жыл бұрын
I was just sitting there thinking "ah shit I'm gonna die" the entire time 😂
@andreah95875 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments talking about the “vegetables” but does anyone else love the cover of I See Fire he does in the beginning???? I melted, I loved it so much😍 immediate thumbs up just for that
@rich_doddy3952Ай бұрын
Your whispers are so addictive
@whynotcoconutz6 жыл бұрын
I just heard ed sheerans song and i screamed
@SunShine-zy8ju6 жыл бұрын
Mackenzie Anne *SAME SIS*
@dan_2the_sky1236 жыл бұрын
At last 😁... Also thats my jam, love the Hobbit
@limelightdirectionerallaro7716 жыл бұрын
Dan_2the_sk I thought I was the only one 😂😂
@ludlzluvlurz43535 жыл бұрын
Same
@frozenowl81416 жыл бұрын
The singing at the beginning was worth the wait :3
@dianagoldenfeather43186 жыл бұрын
AMAZING LIKE ALWAYS!!
@dy71286 жыл бұрын
Omg your voice is so dreamy
@annecruz51596 жыл бұрын
I love your voice ahhhh 😫❤️ Especially when you were singing at the beginning.
@gabescae6 жыл бұрын
" Robbed and stabbed 27 times.." Me: *run for my life.*
@meyamoo12285 жыл бұрын
Him: "And you were being so buddy buddy with them and i tried to keep my cool" Me: Hah- you though! Social anxiety is wOUld nOT be hVainG iT mY gOod fRiEnD-
@camialb.17866 жыл бұрын
I love when you sing nwn
@reneebanerjee8444 жыл бұрын
“I dont like to be clingy.” Me: yeah we crossed that line now it’s just phyco
@kierrafield91686 жыл бұрын
This was awesome! Loved it, as always!
@half-dollar-yorkie48396 жыл бұрын
This is my first video I've seen from your channel. Great first impression. When you stopped singing in the beginning, I was like "wait no keep going" So I restarted the video. You have a lovely voice 😁 Both in song and conversation
@beverlyhues45586 жыл бұрын
I just discovered these types of videos a week ago and you are second in my top five! Your voice/acting/style is amazing and I love ur work!👏🏾
@DarkandTwistedWhisper6 жыл бұрын
Hey, let's try and get that to the top spot, shall we?
@ilyacrescent6 жыл бұрын
This script was different from your usual yandere,,,its refreshing and I loved it💘💘
@mil22926 жыл бұрын
*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S* Connor no
@LuciLovesDucks6 жыл бұрын
Yay! Another Yandere video from one of my favorite KZbinrs! And not just any Yandere...but Shinku's father?! Holy crap...like father like son. Are we suppose to be Shinku's future mother in this audio? That'd be cool. Great job on making this. I loved it!! 😊
@noisemakertea7396 жыл бұрын
I can never be mad at you ;-; you good, good good good!
@yeni47305 жыл бұрын
A great work. And great voice acting, this made my night.
@deenamarie13923 жыл бұрын
Him: how dinner….absolutely terrible I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS GOOD😭
@maruchant-t8124 жыл бұрын
which vegetables do you want? D&T: yes ....ok, which sauce? D&T: yes
@mabeline88976 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant! I could listen to your voice for hours. Loved the singing in the background, background noises, and close up whispers. Oh the close up whispers with that accent are sublime! I must subscribe 💗
@iamafuckingrock10196 жыл бұрын
I love your singing as soon I as I heard it I gasped it was so good
@chocomaribel6 жыл бұрын
God bless your soul
@emilyvos32494 жыл бұрын
"This is a vegetable " lmao i cant
@mikatosis4 жыл бұрын
The singing in the beginning is lovely
@melissaheaney57776 жыл бұрын
Shinku’s dad?! Okay, first off, who is Shinku?
@ingeniousvenom21836 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@LuciLovesDucks6 жыл бұрын
Melissa Heaney Shinku is the other Yandere that kidnapped us, kills people, and likes to eat pocky. I think Dark and Twisted made like three videos of him.
@Sarahonwheels6 жыл бұрын
Dark Blossom oooo....so it's like father like son. I couldn't save my son from that behavior because of my possible murder. That's sad.
@LuciLovesDucks6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Altieri Indeed it is, but also interesting in a psychoanalysis view.