r/kidsarestupid - THE STUPIDEST KIDS OF 2021

[@DarkDom]

WHATS UR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

[@asu11]

drain gang

[@turkia6148]

You're mom

[@eyemoisturizer]

mine is to [REDACTED]

[@Cinnaballz]

consume oxygen

[@eeper.]

BEING DUMB AND WATCHING YOUR VDEISO JJSJSJSJ HELP

[@DarkDom]

so i originally wasnt gonna post this video this week but i didnt have any others ready since i havent been able to record (which is why theres been 2 kidsarestupid this month) its not a reupload or anything lol

[@ellballz]

Ok

[@magonyt]

First comment

[@NewfoundMapping]

hola amigo,

[@Bloom1nq]

Ah I see, I got confused at 1st.

[@bookswithbek2702]

This is the first kidsarestupid this month

[@ItsJustJay737]

30:35 I remember when I was 5 I heard the tornado sirens being tested. I ran outside to my mom who was doing yard work, and asked her what that noise was. She said that the state was testing the tornado sirens, which go off when there is a tornado outside, and we would have to go inside. I thought she said that a tomato siren would go off when tomatoes start growing and we would have to go inside and hide from them. I was a dumb kid.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Don’t think that; Tomatoes may rise up against humanity. I hope you know hot to make salads.

[@njf_757]

The tomatoes are coming you have little time 𝕣 𝕦 𝕟 .

[@Felipe77646]

@@njf_757 tomatoes have breached containment

[@zamyahmed8311]

@@Felipe77646 i bet this is dr bright's doing

[@pancake5193]

Stealer

[@machinegunsally1874]

When I was 6, my cousins would suddenly scream saying that I was turning green, and as a gullible child I would frantically run to the mirror in the bathroom to look. It made me cry every time lol.

[@v1rtu4l_marky39]

whos the stupid one here

[@bugtypeeevee]

I remember when I was younger my mom always bought 2 kinds of granola bars; chocolate and caramel. The caramel was for my brother and he never let me have any (I guess it never occurred to me that I could just take one when he wasn't in the kitchen). One day, we both go to the cupboard for granola bars as usual and he grabs one of each, then hands me the caramel one. I am absolutely ecstatic at this and in my head I'm going like "Oh my gosh, I have the best brother ever, this is the greatest day of my life!" So I start taking off the wrapper and inside I find a chocolate granola bar. My brother had gone into the cupboard earlier, taken two bars out, opened them and swapped the bars into the wrong wrapper (closing it back up with tape) just to mess with me. The feeling of betrayal.

[@mikailas]

THE DISRESPECT

[@DukemNukem]

LMAO, HE FUCKING BAMBOOZLED YOU.

[@elijahsmith179]

OOF i wished i could have caramel thou because im allergic to soy

[@meowmrrpp]

Destruction 💯

[@Dexbbio]

R.i.p

[@DiizzyCo0kiE]

My brother told me this story but once when we were on the bus my brother heard 2 kids fight , this is how it went: "I hate you!" "Yeah? Well you're cheesegrater!" Then the other kid started crying "I'M NOT A CHEESGRATER!"

[@maxcurley8494]

damn dude, I woundn't want to be called a cheesegrater😨

[@DiizzyCo0kiE]

@@maxcurley8494 yeah man I would cry aswell😞💔

[@BuyTvOffer]

I'm telling mommy

[@Sponguydogi]

​@@BuyTvOffer MOMMY! HE IS USING THE IPAD WITHOUT PWEMISSION!

[@portal_goodplayit4030]

im gonna start using that as an insult "you suck!" "your a cheesegrater!"

[@nacklehero1613]

one of the stupidest things ive done as a kid: back in like school when i was in like 2nd or 3rd grade a kid stole my sandwich just joking around and messing with me when i was just very worried and mad, eventually he accidentally dropped it and when i got home i fucking called 911 on him wasnt long before my parents noticed the stupid thing i was doing because i was litteraly standing in the middle of the living room without explanation

[@oso244]

underrated lol

[@Bowie2.0]

Ikr especially for being a long comment

[@jjackmn1]

When I was pretty young (3 or so) I had a rash on the back of my elbow, so I scratched it and it hurt. From then until I was 5, I wouldn’t touch it at all.

[@SP-ro9od]

When kids call 911 on ppl for a dumb reason and the person is having trauma thinking they will go to jail. Welp kids are evil

[@Dakotert]

When I was 4, I told my whole daycare INCLUDING MY TEACHERS I had a brother in the hospital who was dying. One day, after maybe a few months of this lie, my teacher told my mom she hoped my brother got better soon. I am an only child. In the car, she asked me about it, and I said "Oh yeah, I lied." I don't remember any of that, but my mother does. I still to this day find it absolutely hilarious that I was able to convince and lie to my whole daycare about something HUGE meanwhile now I can't get away with a lie of stealing a pencil many years later.

[@fr33d0m_t0w3r]

‍

[@thirteenly13y]

​@@fr33d0m_t0w3rwhat lovely words

[@theohartt]

My friends sister went to go see the dora movie and loved it so much she wanted to be dora. When she got home she jumped off her bunk bed grabbed the light and shouted “look I’m dora!” She proceeded to pull half the ceiling down

[@creepywaffles4783]

😂

[@natethenetworker1127]

Instead of “look I’m Dora!” She should’ve said “hola soy Dora!”

[@theohartt]

@@natethenetworker1127 she can’t speak any languages lol even after hearing someone say it for 2 hours straight she still wouldn’t get it she was trying to learn french and kept on saying bonjo instead of bonjour lmao

[@smncoolidfk]

@@theohartt bonjo, comment alls vou?

[@theohartt]

@@smncoolidfk uhhh si?

[@bakedproductions3145]

youtube didnt remove dislikes to annoy us, they removed them to protect those 6 people's legs.

[@Loniage]

And that’s a fact

[@ericgolightly8450]

That's assuming the child knows how to do that, the contradiction is that he is on this subreddit

[@hobx6063]

They actually removed dislikes to help small creators ( and also indirectly to help content farms :,) )

[@spilt-milkie]

​​@@hobx6063 This ain't sms messaging, you can edit your comments Edit: this is proof that you can edit comments

[@takeyoperez9429]

There is an chrome extension for this, sadly it has 2k dislikes

[@That_Isabelle]

Hope Dom is having a wonderful time now that he has evolved to young adult

[@CraftingTableMC]

Evolved, not grown into

[@halfmovies4279]

he is 15

[@littletikesdrugmoblie]

@@halfmovies4279 he’s 18

[@maki-roll5416]

@@CraftingTableMC they wrote evolve tho

[@Maxzes_]

@@halfmovies4279 where the hell do u get information, like generally??

[@Roccoz69]

as a autistic blind adhd newborn i apologize for the all other newborns who cried all out of their voices.

[@mint8127]

When I was a kid, I went to a Christian kindergarten, and I am Buddhist. Once my principal showed us jesus getting pinned onto the cross, blood and all. I was terrified and traumatised, after that, she told us about heaven and hell, that gave me even more trauma, now when I ask why I went to a Christian kindergarten, my parents said it was cleaner than other schools.

[@letoburito23]

oh my god poor you

[@HitTheFloor16]

Imagine being like four and seeing a guy bleeding out while being nailed to a giant board

[@HitTheFloor16]

And then being told if you do something bad you go to a place where you get tortured and burned for all eternity when you eventually die

[@eee_eee]

haha yes ‘clean’

[@ECSOrder66]

As a Christian, I do not support teachers showing kids violence, true or not. I learned about Jesus' true death at age 11. I'm 15 now. The death I saw before age 11, was Jesus on the cross, and black blobs of sin that he paid for. That was enough to get me to be a Christian. I learned about Heaven and Hell, but not THAT in-depth!

[@Bloom1nq]

I thought there weren't gonna be any videos this week but I ain't complaining. Hope your therapy goes well and that the meds help! We're here for you mate :)

[@imakevideos112]

wait he has therapy?? WHEN DID HE MENTION MEDS?

[@juice4533]

@@imakevideos112 honestly

[@Bloom1nq]

So to people who are confused, he made a post yesterday saying there wasn't gonna be a video because of extreme anxiety and he has a therapy session on Tuesday and is taking meds to help him. He deleted the post and uploaded this video instead :)

[@imakevideos112]

k thanks man

[@hcbs1986]

Dude stop smoking Dark Dom

[@stinkyanimations]

When i was 6 i straight up screamed at a kid across the room that they are "sexy", because they were saying it. I got in shit, even though i didnt know what it meant.

[@ryanmcclosky3312]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrflipperfish4478]

When I was a kid I thought sh*t was paint so one day I decided to “decorate my bedroom”

[@thisblazedude]

Oh no

[@Saulg00dman20]

Where did you get the turd from🤨

[@littletikesdrugmoblie]

Where did you get the poop from I’d gonna re paint my room

[@shoebox9869]

U h

[@hcbs1986]

Uh why

[@ashleycd6487]

Princess Emily had a beautiful smile. _Then she got hit by a car-_

[@patranak32]

My favorite bedtime story

[@treefingers.8]

I will read that when I have children

[@Hugo-rn9he]

Triton’s Seven daughters lyrics Aquata Andrina Aristra Alina Adella Allana And the youngest… EMILY “Where’s Emily?” “Got hit by a car.” “Oh.”

[@Danube-TV]

*G W E N!*

[@Adammurray1988BPS]

I lost oxygen from this lmao

[@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster]

So many ppl remembering stupid things they thought abt movies makes me remember: When I was a kid, if I watched something live-action I'd always wonder: "Hmm, I wonder how they go between shows so quickly like that," while flipping through channels. I straight up thought they were running between studios doing full make up changes and everything, so they can be in the show I'm watching, but as soon as I change the channel, they run back to the other show. 😩😩🖐

[@accrasticality]

6:49 Not the best thing to hear when you're in bed at 4:53 AM with the lights off

[@HatMushroom2011]

4:53

[@ahumanlikeyou7223]

Random childhood story When my friend was six, she was watching Captain America The First Avenger with her dad. It came to the scene where after being injected with serum the doors to the capsule open to reveal a very muscular Chris Evans. she literally said “mmmm.. that’s better.” Reminder, she was six and her dad was watching with her

[@ProjectLight14]

Her Dad's face: 👁️👄👁️

[@CS1TR7]

Man, don't you love it when your child is into movie stars.

[@SlenderGuy]

That specific scene in the thumbnail can't happen anymore because KZbin removed dislikes *KZbin just saved 6 innocent lives*

[@cybercritterowo]

Is it worth it removing dislikes for 6 innocent lives?

[@cay7809]

the dislikes are still there to the poster itself

[@piplup1-b5v]

@@cay7809 r/wooosh

[@frostblock_12]

@@cay7809 r/wooosh

[@cay7809]

@@piplup1-b5v they cannot run

[@RackBrissell63]

Lmaooo thought this was a normal episode. ITS AN HOUR LONG 😭😭

[@sematarial]

IKR LIKE I GOT 15 MINUTES IN AND WAS LIKE?? WHY IS IT STILL GOING?? 😭

[@isegeese]

I WAS WATCHING FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES AND I WSD LIKE "how long is this" UNTIL I CHECKED

[@x_kittrix]

For real I wasn’t expecting this video to be so long.

[@acasualedsheeranhater6032]

@@sematarial BRO SAMEEEEE

[@patranak32]

I didn't even notice until you pointed out💀

[@mickeyplayzzz13]

One time when I lost a tooth, I went to the bathroom and started cleaning it with toothpaste but accidentally dropped it down the drain. I ran into the lounge room and got down on my knees almost crying and saying that I’d dropped my tooth down the drain. 😂

[@heather355]

So happy about this new feature-length master piece, watched with my whole family and *I* had a great time, younger siblings crying and parents disappointed but still a great time :'))

[@MusicKat217]

Love your pfp!

[@rolpon2871]

YES

[@angieyonagaultimateatualov3918]

junko enoshima ^^

[@meat-ku6602]

its a good picture of junko too which is normally pretty hard to come by

[@lilliandZdraw]

As a person who randomly says “cause I’m junko enishima” I love your pfp

[@raspberrysmoothie6456]

As a child, I apologize for all the other children who seem to have lost the much needed brain cells to properly function.

[@bitonic589]

THE MUCH NEEDED BRAIN CELLS

[@DraconicShark]

I'm also a child I need to lose brains cells of the un-innocent stuff I've seen/heard-

[@IFreakingLoveYapping]

Hey, two children here! (Might not be believable, but i assure you i am 7.)

[@BfYy-v7c]

I'm also a child, and I've encountered other children who are so butthurt over jokes. We apologise

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

HEY, You forgot me! I’m 10.

[@aggressivecowplanthammafia9144]

This subreddit has completely dissuaded and completely persuaded me to have children XD

[@starlight9491]

Wat 😤😠😠😡😡🤬😡😤😡😤😤🤬😡 u hav to hav chillidren 😌😘😘🥲😍😛😗😗😗 chillidren awesome 😎🤠🤠🙁😞😞🥸🤠🤠😒😞🤡

[@yooylecaake]

@@starlight9491 im scared if you’re trolling or not

[@starlight9491]

@@yooylecaake NO U TROLLEY😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥲😡😡🤬😳😤😤😳😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 I COOL KID 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😞😞😎😎😎

[@rtg.mp4]

@@starlight9491 please get help

[@aggressivecowplanthammafia9144]

@@starlight9491 I really can't tell whether you are joking. I sincerely hope you are.

[@Mush_room_Four_est]

2:40 In this part of the video when you repeated the “we did Meth” part i got an ad and it interrupted perfectly when you were going to say Hard drugs and it made it sound like “We did Fabreze~” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chicxy_Madness]

1 hour? Damn! Surely didnt expect that haha!

[@dragon-du6ew]

One minute before me

[@nemotastic86]

It's sadly only old videos combined in one.

[@Chicxy_Madness]

@@nemotastic86 yeah i know but its still surprising when you see it

[@bitterz7822]

1 hourrrrr

[@22ndcenturydegenerate]

i still managed to watch 1 hour of dom scrolling through reddit posts lmao

[@maximeloon]

Dom's story about not being able to tie his shoes reminds me of my story, which is the exact same but with riding a bike. I remember being scared that when I would get to high school, my friends would just randomly ask to go on a bike ride with me and I wouldn't be able to. That is what motivated me to learn how.

[@W1ll.123]

I couldn’t ride till I was 8

[@BlaBoy17]

I couldn’t ride until almost 8 (7 and 3/4)

[@ZFire2020]

Bro I'm 14 and still have never rode a bike

[@alex-xx2uw]

Dude I'm nearly 13 and I can't even ride without training wheels

[@WilliamRBl00m]

i still cant

[@Nitrolord]

Can't believe youtube let him show a dislikes amount in the thumbnail 😳

[@reniindra5788]

Lmao

[@aarongil223]

IKR🤨🤨🤨🤔📸💀😳😳😳

[@SubjectSigma18]

Nah thats the small channel that KZbin used to remove dislike button

[@bigbird4481]

@@SubjectSigma18 bro look at PewDiePie's KZbin channel he doesn't have the like button showing

[@SubjectSigma18]

@@bigbird4481 but he isnt a small channel

[@ZachHi-rs3lt]

When I was 7 through 11, I used to think that if I flushed the toilet with the seat down, a witch would burst out of the toilet and drag me down the toilet, never to be seen again.

[@eggyt1153]

WHY

[@thirteenly13y]

WHAT

[@paisleydamustard]

EW

[@meghansimmons4873]

@@paisleydamustard why does your comment translate to that one?

[@luther8486]

I used to think that babies would randomly appear in your stomach if you were a girl. And I thought “what if a girl didnt want a baby?” And then I thought why couldnt boys have babies. And then i came to the realization that the mom had to kill the kid if they didnt want them. I was extremely stupid.

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

I TJOUGHT THIS TOO SSHSHSH

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

LIKE JUST ONCE YOU WERE AN ADULT GIRL YOU GOT PREGNANT RAMDOMLY

[@eggyt1153]

A Brilliant Observation! Really, This Is Obviously Not Stupid!

[@Greyhuskey1940]

people would just tell me god put them in there cause ofc I wouldn't believe the story story...but in like 1st grade I ended up watching those high school animated anatomy medical videos and found out the truth that and parents got me this scholastic science book and read that in the reproductive organs chapter

[@Deleted_Eevee]

I mean technically you were right

[@kroneyt1493]

Hey look, all I'm saying is that if a girl tried to charm me by throwing a fruit snack in the air and catching it in her mouth, that'd definitely be a sound (albeit strange) way of opening up a conversation with me. So the kid may have unironically been on to something there.

[@ericgolightly8450]

@@Coolboy-er9lx bruh

[@asleker377]

As an Kid,I can confirm I am not offended and I am stupid.

[@Nova_l1ghtz]

w

[@PMCC047]

same

[@birb.3334]

Respect

[@LightIceAurora]

Same.

[@Rean-5]

Your right because it’s not “an kid” it’s a kid Edit: w

[@lexibon_00]

DOM IS AN ADULT NOW I'm crying he grows up so fast 🥲 edit: Guys I know what I'm doing I was just joking

[@snaxalotl3021]

Y u sound like my grandma when she hasn’t seen me for a day

[@zhongli1139]

@@snaxalotl3021 lol

[@sunaookami_shiwako]

We all eventually grow up so fast, as I'm turning 15 in 9 days.

[@trexrawrrrgaming]

ok 🅱️oomer

[@samiandjosh87]

TORD!?

[@Chickensandwichsalmonella]

Bro, back whenever I was probably 5-6, I was playing a game, and someone said, "Poop." Then I laughed, and they said, "See your a child, " and I started balling my eyes out lol

[@eggyt1153]

🚨 *Abrosauros is ballin* 🚨

[@ChickenNugget-ev8zd]

When I was at the orthodontist’s office when I was 8 or 9, I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I noticed there was a bottle of mouthwash for everyone to use, so I used some. After reading the bottle, I noticed that it said to not give to children under 12. I freaked out because I thought my orthodontist would smell the mouthwash and I would be in trouble. I also was scared that the police would just jump in through the window.

[@ericgolightly8450]

Could you imagine "FBI OPEN UP" And then they just tackle you to the ground as they raid the place

[@NH-dg5lc]

@@ericgolightly8450Then a old woman just passes out of confusion and being shocked

[@CuteAhh]

im still a kid..

[@randoavis2]

@@CuteAhh Under 12? If so don't use mouth wash or else the police will get you

[@CuteAhh]

@@randoavis2 i am under 18 bro, this is teenager level oh and im over 12

[@ToastedBreadWithHoney]

Wow can’t believe it’s a year……time sure flies watching Dark Dom

[@cjtheterrible2238]

Yeah

[@birdbird6363]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Welovetswizzle]

I love how he doesn’t swear, he is super funny and nice to watch!

[@ashleymurphy6731]

A reddit related youtuber you can watch at school😊

[@ashleymurphy6731]

Ok not always reddit but you get the point

[@DerpOKat21]

R/gocommitdie: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@everisteambris5634]

When I was a kid, I used to get random leaves and smooth rocks and beg my parents to sleep with them.

[@LunasBiscuits]

Well, did they?

[@nobodyspecial1942]

“how could you hate children!?” this. this is how

[@Loniage]

well all people were kids, so…

[@Loniage]

@Marcus D. ok

[@upbeatsans5969]

The moment you realize that Dark Dom thought the headless chicken was an 18 month old chicken while calling children idiotic

[@thekingofdoges]

when did that happen?

[@Vitae_]

1:02:00 or somewhere around there lmao

[@ClassicAsteroid]

Dark dom copied a KZbinr called dom

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@ClassicAsteroid dom? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩

[@thanarasngaothawa9844]

@@therealslimshitty5186 Wth is with those emojis

[@TheB-Train]

I'm gonna be honest, tying my shoes was not my strong suit as a kid. My parents didn't make fun of me for it, but they definitely got mad at me when I couldn't figure out how to do it after giving me several visual representations. Didn't get it right until I was almost a teenager. I still only know one method of knot tying for my shoes..... and It's been like 7 years.

[@rickEbrickE]

Dude I didn't learn until I was like 12.

[@TheB-Train]

@@rickEbrickE That's pretty much what I meant by "almost a teenager". 11? No, you're not even close, kid. XD

[@rickEbrickE]

@@TheB-Train Uh, what?

[@TheB-Train]

@@rickEbrickE The last part was just a general statement, not directed towards anyone in particular.

[@Isaac-gd4dv]

​@@TheB-Train😊

[@jkmrsy]

The kid feeding the cat is even better because cats hate the smell of oranges 😂

[@JacksonTyson-n8e]

I found this comment AS the scene of the cat was playing

[@NarutoKingEmo]

I feel like Dark Dom should tell a story when he was a kid. I think it would be pretty cool and interesting.

[@Liamguy999]

BRH MY DUDE DIDNT WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO

[@TrevorrrrBIG]

you found me

[@ElveaTheAnimator_QUIT]

@@TrevorrrrBIG YAY I FOUND YOU

[@uhhhhaahahah]

Uhhh

[@TRIXSNORSE]

One time isprayed bleach in my face when I was 5 because why not

[@aaronidiot2008]

Watching these fills me with an ungodly amount of rage and I have no clue why

[@sethf2258]

Don't have kids

[@wrld6560]

0:20 this backround music is a vibe, also i love ya videos. my new years resolution is to simply have a positive year. :)

[@blairturberfield3719]

Me: *try’s to breakdance* Also me: *falls and hits my nose (it’s bleeding now)*

[@Randomite_Z_17]

The fact that my mom called 911 and they ACTUALLY put her on an answering machine... True story.... Later to find out that her sodium was extremely low... And then the hospital didn't allow me to come in since I'm only 14... With no exceptions of me being her daughter. Leaving me alone in the car for 2 hours scared that my mom's gonna die. These people are extremely insane with the "Health Care" rules. Thankfully she's fine now but that was a really bad experience...

[@Spiderjesus6]

Omg that’s terrible

[@Beezled]

Is there supposed to be more context

[@WestGarbage6]

@@Beezled I mean there's enough context to understand how the medical staff and operators fucked up

[@VölvoJävel]

@@WestGarbage6 wait i didnt know you could say "fucked"

[@eggyt1153]

WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

[@huh-ey9dv]

10:22 hearing jeromes voice for the first time in years was a nice surprise

[@Omori_end]

i was wondering who that was

[@wonderboy_5]

ikr, I sat there for like 20 minutes like who is this? why does he sound so familiar?

[@gamecell2431]

Ikr

[@HenryBerkner]

I realized imditly but I can’t tell if bajan is there too

[@arcardYT]

"Then She Got Hit by A Car" Dark Dom 2021

[@VaclavRytina]

Čau

[@eliz_adeth]

Pangit

[@uglyrat.9564]

@@eliz_adeth I agree

[@reimusandwich]

@@eliz_adeth i am filipino and why r u saying ugly

[@Bluegiraffe966]

8:51 "Wait why am I thinking it is like the 1960's? It was probably in like 2012" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jfzzlc]

When I was younger, I strongly believed that the fireworks on New Year's Eve were specifically for me since it was also my birthday. I bragged about it and somehow the kids on my elementary school thought that I was related to Rapunzel.

[@Villager6883]

What if all the kids in the Earth die.

[@nikkistudio...]

@@Villager6883 people would make more

[@Villager6883]

@@nikkistudio... k

[@Villager6883]

@@nikkistudio... Make more what?

[@N3omatic]

@@Villager6883 Why would you want all kids to die?

[@Portahooty]

Once as a kid my mom thought I was depressed because I asked her “is there a difference between living and not dying” the funny part was that I only said that because in a show they said “this isn’t living this is just not dying” and I was like 👁️👄👁️ “isn’t that the same thing” Edict: guys it wasn’t the Croods, it was All Hail King Julien

[@loofeht3697]

I think your talking bout the Croods 10/10 movie

[@_Yewberryfox_]

@@loofeht3697 yes 10/10 my favorite movie

[@BlueLegoStud]

I automatically knew what he was watching just from that one sentence

[@Portahooty]

@@BlueLegoStud what was it?

[@SithlLord]

Uh HOOTY?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[@goblin.2618]

When I was ten-twelve, I went on a walk with my friend. We walked along the exempt train tracks and decided to go under the rail bridge then walk along to the adjacent highway bridge. I told her several times to ‘watch for nettles’ and pointed out the huge cluster of plants that would reach our elbows. We go down, and she starts walking through them. I asked her what she was doing, and she kept going. Thing about nettles is…they don’t always hurt immediately. So a few minutes after we both were under the highway bridge, cooling off with the shady cement, she starts complaining. Her pants didn’t quite reach her shoes. Those few inches of skin were covered in blisters. So were her arms. I told her it was because of the nettles. Turns out all she heard was ‘watch out for the metals’. Her ankles and arms tingled so bad they went numb. And we still had to walk about a mile back to my house.

[@SHUCKEL]

Y’all wanna know an embarrassing secret? I thought Percy Jackson was a member of the Jackson 5 💀

[@killerdabmaster]

darkdom: "I went to the store to get milk" dads: *disappear across the world*

[@violinence]

I don’t know if I should like or dislike since on one hand I would technically be supporting the fact on you having cancer sooo congrats

[@kyrossflores5192]

funni xd lol haha

[@ItzRants]

@γ wtf

[@turg1737]

@brack 334 well done

[@andra_syawwal]

@brack 334 can you beat it and get to stage 5

[@keytoxa019]

One stupid thing I did as a kid, I tried to do a pull up on my double bed when I was like 9, and I thought that you had to put your jaw over the bar. And ended up hitting my jaw against the bed.

[@Creative_StudioMic]

When I was little we used to have a little house in the countryside, and I really loved to explore it. Once I found a way on the cellar, and then came out on the roof. I still remember my parent's faces when they saw me walking to the edge of the roof...

[@Dakotert]

When I was 9 my dad was telling me a story about his first kiss. He brought up cars in the story, and I said "You had cars back then?" My dad was born in '92.

[@ElveaTheAnimator_QUIT]

HELP LMAO

[@TurretLuck]

dinasours was here back in 1992

[@libalarrr]

8:43 my mom did the same thing when she was 4, plus she permanently damaged her nose. Let me tell you, Ukrainian surgeons are not the cream of the crop.

[@Loniage]

jeez

[@eggyt1153]

Especially since… y’know

[@Metttttttttttt918]

40:54 Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:

[@squidfly6_editss]

Random Childhood story: When I was 5 or something, I was hanging out with my old neighbour. One day, when I had to use their outside bathroom. I’m sure I had a heart attack from a frog jumping out of the toilet…..still do this day Im terrified of other ppls toilets and public ones

[@glenhaven721]

Sheeeeeeesh

[@F3NTI]

Traumas can come from almost everything and this proves it

[@barbzimmerman8349]

What I remember from kindergarten is flipping over my table 😂 2:30

[@BinglesP]

47:39 I mean, Sheen survived living on an alien planet for 50+ episodes, ofc he owns Microsoft

[@clindseth]

47:06 I can relate to this. When I was around 5 or 6 we had a small bench with a hinged top and a small storage compartment. I somehow pinched my middle finger under the hinged part, and when the babysitter came to see why I was crying, I presented the middle finger directly to her face! That was the first time a woman slapped me. You can imagine my confusion, the babysitter's sudden realization that the finger was bleeding, and the awkward conversation where I tried to force my deeply religious mother to explain exactly what the middle finger gesture meant. I was not satisfied with the first few explanations.

[@thedoorman243]

what the fuck you can't just slap a 5 year old for flipping you off

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES!

[@uniboi3064]

I remember watching this video and at 15:22 I had it playing in my AirPods and I was about to sleep when I heard that. I genuinely thought that I had some weird hearing hullation. Not to mention it freaked me out a lot. Especially becuase i was in Mexico at the time and sleeping in a dark room at night so it was very terrifying for me.

[@DaisyPlantix]

Si pasa

[@gr_pefxnta]

​@@DaisyPlantix whar

[@mexicanepiknpc5046]

eixszmi

[@vaprogem]

exyoume

[@manioqqqq]

(read this in the dark) e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e Does this scare you?

[@Dewdropisnice]

When I was like 6-4, we were watching pj masks on the tv and Luna girl jumped on a pillow of moths, I I thought somehow this was something I could do, my face fell on the hardwood floor and the party erupted with screaming, I still don’t know if I got a concussion or not, and I don’t remember anything that happens after I fell😂

[@ArtsyDiamond]

My new year’s resolution is to keep watching Dom for the rest of my life

[@neon_nyan270]

I remember before I came out to my dad I had my pride flag hidden in my desk drawer and somehow my brother got it and started waving it around the living room calling it the “flag of America” IN FRONT OF MY DAD and when he asked where he got that from he said my room. Long story short I came out.

[@krio1267]

lol americans, DONT EVEN FUGING RECONGNISE THEIR OWN FLAG

[@nikkistudio...]

American moment

[@MayomeSanz]

@@nikkistudio... more like just USA moment.

[@eee_eee]

so how did you have that flag??

[@MossMothMyBeloved]

I feel bad for laughing.

[@qJanitor]

When I was 9, my cousin and I (same age) walked to my grandmother's to see if we could swim in her pool. My uncle lived with her at the time. We got there and neither were home. It being a hot summer day, the walk made us thirsty, so we finished off the big box of grape juice in her fridge. I woke up a few hours later, laying in my grandmothers bed, covered in my own feces with my mom looking down at me fearfully. It wasn't juice. It was wine. We knocked off an almost full container of box wine.

[@Akabalthy]

oh no.....

[@hotdogcat5874]

Gosh dude aren't you kidding (moment of realization)'_'

[@yananewton4560]

DUDE

[@RealNitetales]

It was grape juice. Just… built different…

[@zigzagjeste9744]

same exept it was on purpose

[@Logan_innit.12]

The hell went on at 20:12 Had half a heart attack 😂

[@Its_MTG]

Me being a 15 y.o autistic kid: *some of these still stick with me and i don't know how*

[@angellystarry]

I feel like Autistic people are misunderstood these days... Respect the autistic.

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

Same but Im 16

[@Ascension721]

Same but 16

[@DangitthiscircleisterribleKKH]

Dark Dom is 16 and he sounds like an adult. He'll sound like a freakin' cyclops in tone once in adulthood.

[@xenothecaracal2720]

Its called auto tone

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

@@xenothecaracal2720 or just a deep voice

[@kings_bane1221]

@@xenothecaracal2720 tf is auto tone

[@klingenschmidt9261]

You start sounding like an adult at 14-15 so he really isn't special

[@justampeg4file]

Prolly gonna start sounding like a corpse in his 50's

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

That “I want to be a terrorist” made me run out of oxygen

[@astralwormboi]

1:02:06 i have no idea how, biit you really didn't notice the fact that it has no HEAD, 18 months because it somehow lived without a head for... you konw

[@Pweeter]

Accidentally clicked your notifications, no regrets

[@Pweeter]

Never mind it’s an hour and I’ve already watched all the r/kidsarestupid videos lol

[@iamtranq5673]

@@Pweeter ayo calm down, u do have stuff to do right?

[@toptiergaming6900]

(32:01) if the kid had that many cromozones per cell, he would be a different species

[@CodySnelbaker-mt3gy]

30:33 hard to blame her. They just look so weird and no one knows if their vegetables, fruits or even both. The fear of the unknown is a powerful thing.

[@swedishfish2562]

👍👍

[@fr33d0m_t0w3r]

‍

[@danii281]

My child: gets so angry says a bad word Me: DONT SAY BAD WORDS

[@commondeathadder822]

When I was little, I wanted my mom’s autograph. She thought I was gonna forge it or something but I genuinely just wanted to tape it to my wall and just look at it once in awhile. T-T

[@sendmorerum8241]

Awww

[@unfiniche]

that's so wholesome-

[@hatsnoodlemiku-2238]

Thats cute

[@thepulsarx5896]

16:33 he just wants a free pass when Mario steals his liver

[@dogswithhorns]

when i was a really young kid i used to go in my parent's closet and eat whole sticks of butter thinking they're "nature's twinkies".. oh and i used to chew on rubber bands for some reason

[@thescarletemperor64]

There was one time when I was a child that I decided that I would take the phone and dial a random number. By some dumb luck, the number I randomly dialed ended up being one of neighbors' number. To this day I have no clue how I managed to do that.

[@Jolteonnamedspeedy]

Underrated comment

[@thescarletemperor64]

@@Jolteonnamedspeedy Thank you

[@SithlLord]

I think youre the main character

[@jtm8514]

"It looks like a normal chicken to me.", -Dark Dom, looking at a decapitated chicken.

[@eggyt1153]

That’s called *sarcasm*

[@redfoxlightning]

16:15 don't sweat it I recently was doing homework for WW1 and said "They go in the trenches to *hide their hitboxes*"

[@JacksonTyson-n8e]

As a 12 ye old watching this, I can safely say that ALL kids, including me, are so extraordinarily brain dead, that if you tell them to name their cardinal directions, they’ll say “uhhhhhh… canary… blue jay… robin… parakeet.”

[@AddiDrawzStuff]

I’m a little older and I wouldn’t be smart enough to remember the names of the birds in the first place. 😭🙏

[@huntresslover]

I did use to believe that the teachers lived at the school. that was until the middle of kindergarten, when it came to my mind that there was no way that anyone could live comfortably at a school

[@ashleymurphy6731]

And then later on you realize some schools have dorms😂

[@MericianWarbird]

To be fair, the kid with the Minecraft sleep theory has no way of being proven wrong.

[@SithlLord]

Timezones.

[@Grunts_NIC]

​@@SithlLordwhat

[@lydtoons2075]

Thank you for making amazing content for us Dom!!

[@KayandGabriel]

33:08 This brings back old memories💀 Edit: meowth chill bro

[@jemandkommentiert7993]

I love how he says "This looks like a normal chicken to me" while ignoring the fact that the chicken literally has no head

[@ShawshankRedemptionVerse1335]

yesss everyones unique and that makes them normal

[@SithlLord]

@@ShawshankRedemptionVerse1335 NOT EVERYONE HAS NO HEAD. DO YOU SEE HEADLESS PEOPLE EVERYDAY?!

[@ShawshankRedemptionVerse1335]

@@SithlLord yes I do as a matter of fact :)

[@SithlLord]

@@ShawshankRedemptionVerse1335 Makes sense.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

5:09 I imagined he floated up off the ground to meet his dad at eye level, his eyes glowing red as his third eye opened up to an endless void of black. He floated closer to his dad and whispered for a second time in a deep, multiplexed voice, "I want to brush my bones, dad."

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

As a writer, I admire your vocabulary skills :) you have a very good way of describing what’s happening

[@DisarmedTripmine]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@MicrowavedPoptart09]

Calm down satan

[@Iamathing_]

" -ጎ ሠልክፕ ፕዐ ጌዪሁነዘ ጠሃ ጌዐክቿነ ቻልፕዘቿዪ!- "

[@croissant77777]

this is the most succesfull series ever For DarkDom

[@Zorvo]

Yes

[@ToastedBreadWithHoney]

Yes

[@Sl1nkyy]

Yes

[@damio187]

.............

[@damio187]

yes

[@justtes1961]

In kindergarten, I said that diarrhea wasn’t funny because my dad had it, I was talking about a different disease that I thought was called diarrhea, and I didn’t even know what diarrhea was. It also took me till 5th grade to learn to tie my shoes

[@asheremile5364]

Dom: calm down man I just went to go get the milk Me: does that mean you’re my dad

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I think some people genuinely do sleep with their eyes open so for the “fake post” it MIGHT be possible, though I think that’s mostly the case for people without eyelids

[@boxmonkey2855]

My four year old cousin found out I was gay a few moths ago, and thought I was just extremely happy all the time. We had to explain what it actually meant about nine times. It was three hours I will never get back.

[@Aflowersname1262]

That’s adorable!!

[@WingsofWolfe]

As an older child, I apologize for my other children’s lack of brain cells.

[@Kolle4732]

My new years resolution is to do better in school and pass my exams this summer.