Darkest Dungeon: The Pain Train

The wait is over.
The train has arrived.
Song used: Here Comes the Pain Train - Jay Harper
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[@DontPaniclol]

I swear to god, if someone uploads this to reddit without giving me credit... Well then i'll be a little upset

[@DontPaniclol]

And what do you know, someone uploaded it without giving me credit.

[@mehrdad8820]

Feels bad man

[@predakiller2]

Give it a tiny discrete watermark

[@MihailKage]

What a legend you are.

[@dougfax]

Gonna post it on 9GAG and going to credit myself

[@Lyth13]

The Collector: uses collect call. Front row Hellion: Bold words for someone in Iron Swan range

[@victorvaquer94]

So... you have chosen death

[@SkyNinja759]

Should've used Collect Call to phone his mother to pick him up. Never stood a chance.

[@cumcumcum148]

That's why I love Hellion. She saved me from back row sucker's so many times

[@KyranSparda]

How bout you collect these halberds to yo face? 😂

[@xXXx-ik9ii]

"crits are my stress heal"

[@miguelrimando6378]

i see ur a cultured man

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Miguel Rimando playing Titanfall 2 does that

[@ecozones2d627]

Im stealing the sentence great work

[@Ironsuaba]

Crits are THE stress heal

[@pardolagames8994]

"The skies belong to me"

[@SrPelo]

This videos are 100% quality

[@DontPaniclol]

Am i famous now?

[@cutedoggypicture]

hopefully you will be

[@randomheadshot4291]

Hey it's that guy who's famous for screaming and physically abusing a table *Love the content*

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@jhair5453]

senpai

[@wellingtonmcskellington4833]

You don't need a healer if you kill everything before it kills you

[@stormweaver82]

*bison's* "Of COURSE!"

[@MrBones-hh1zy]

Can’t get your backline exposed if you have no backline.

[@nightmareovertoepie6172]

@@MrBones-hh1zy omg I just notice how true this was

[@MachinimaGothic]

"Can’t get your backline exposed if you have no backline." "You don't need a healer if you kill everything before it kills you" This commnts make my day

[@jhonnylee6685]

hmm i did it wrong all the time i was like it sucks when my healer is dead/stunned or jsut to slow so i made everyone a healer i mean i can stall a boss fight for like 20 turns but i can't kill anyone :D

[@orangesoda4535]

I haven't seen anyone else mention this, but I absolutely love the way you sync the attacks to the beat. I don't know why, but it really sells everything for me.

[@preumsclassiques2654]

That's how a regular DnD group ends up doing when the DM says "no spellcaster"

[@Napoleon637]

So that's where Ornstein went, he recruited a tribe of warrior women into the art of fighting and amused himself with the blood of an eldritch abomination before moving onto Dark Souls 3

[@theonlychickensama8353]

This was practice for the real thing lmao

[@kross777rlsh9]

Was wondering. If that was the darksouls guy

[@BelegornHK]

hahaha all in a day of training the TRAIN WOHOO

[@fluorideinthechat7606]

Whenever I used the Ornstein mod before I figured out he was from Dark Souls I thought he was the Hellion’s distant kid or something thanks to sharing animations.

[@Ratty444]

Crits are stress heals for both in game and for the player

[@kamilslup7743]

What about crit heals? You can crit a healing move and it heals double + a bit of stress

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@kamilslup7743 yep, you can crit the occultist's 0 heal.

[@ilyaalexandrovich917]

does it increase bleed duration?​@@bonogiamboni4830

[@GKiernan01]

2:39 "They'll never get me behind my wall of gho-" "HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!!!"

[@notbulger]

*Limit break* No... He wouldn't... *3x crit* oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

[@ascalonlight4297]

cloud would be proud of her(?)

[@BelegornHK]

fucking NUTS !

[@dereklariviere7652]

"How many Hellions would you like?" "Yes."

[@conormartin3757]

1:43 just the sound of that attack is perfect.

[@maximes2979]

"why all the concern? I've seen nothing horific" says the fcking spooky skeleton

[@DontPaniclol]

Oh, yeah, that's a mod for the bountyhunter. I've added it to the description.

[@cor955]

The one smart skeleton, who joined the hamlet for fear of facing the wall and the pain train.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"Don't have any healers? That's ok! *Everything will be dead before they have a chance to attack you*"

[@Coldaardvark2]

Honest opinion from me Don't Panic, you make the best Darkest Dungeon Content that actually makes me want to play the game even more. It's super entertaining, and it's not only meme- worthy, it's actually true. Since y'know... It's hard to fake the pain train.

[@brunosummavielle3318]

Your the only guy i know who can do 2 things: a) get me into music i was unaware off b) make Darkest Dungeon look funny.

[@alexcat6685]

Genocide in the Eye of the unfullied

[@quinnlee-miller9792]

Unironically, Hellion is a stress healer; she crits so fucking often that you never worry

[@blus4]

Four Jesters when? Set their speeds right so they all can use Finale before the enemy attacks, and I can assure you that it'll be one of the funniest things you'll see in this game.

[@renx81]

Impossible, speed doesn't work like that. I mean, you could make it work a few times if you try long enough, but it would never work as a viable strategy for a whole long champion level dungeon.

[@AbsurdlyLudicrous724]

"Truly amusing" -Jester

[@runtergerutscht4401]

I think seeing four jesters just mutilate the guarded enemy would be amazing. Also finale

[@Plurpen]

@@renx81 is that a challenge?

[@renx81]

@@Plurpen Sure, indulge me!

[@theranger3318]

4 Bounty Hunters when?

[@LittleWasp]

SNORTmobile

[@aperson6505]

it better start with a kazoo'd star wars theme

[@kiettruong4029]

The mandelorian?

[@Sir_Bucket]

*hook* *chop* *hook* *chop* *hook* *chop* With the color of madness, this combo became op

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

if you do it needs to be the surprise butseccs spy snort song

[@Gbaboo4]

So happy there is still someone making vids about Darkest Dungeon. But,i expected Thomas to be here.

[@DontPaniclol]

In that case, TheFoxyDragon has a video just for you! kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYDdiayebLp8qM0

[@Gbaboo4]

I meant cause,you know,Pain Train. And Thomas is the most painful train.

[@DontPaniclol]

True, but so many have done it already, you know?

[@Gbaboo4]

True.

[@dragonsniper6543]

You deserve a lot more

[@HouseVesper_StarsectorEdits]

Only took me 3 months to finally understand the STEAM locomotive joke at 1:10 lmao

[@caitan2971]

Mood

[@Shiningforceking]

I still don't :/

[@felipejocanojr.7516]

took me nearly half a year. fml

[@urbanberndtsson]

My friend had to point it out to me: "Listen to the lyrics"

[@toadoncoke7452]

Care to explain please

[@yoda0017]

Years later and this is still my favorite Darkest Dungeon vid.

[@TheAncestor6]

1:00 huh.. didn't know enemies had Bounty Hunters now. *SNORT*

[@bunnysupreme74]

The pacing, humor, editing, storyboarding is just perfect! One of those videos you keep watching over and over, even after a long time, without getting stale 👌

[@blindrunner1872]

It is always the little touches in this videos that kill me. I swear I watched this a few dozen times before I noticed the "We've got to have... MONEY" clip in the bottom left during the first few seconds. That kind of attention to detail EVERYWHERE is half the reason this format is so hilariously re-watchable and enjoyable. Love it.

[@pabloe4323]

I don't know how but I usually come back here from time on time

[@Jemmyt]

I do the same.

[@beanzeani2440]

PAIN TRAIN this video never gets old

[@lollagurly198]

I bet our units would not get as easily stressed if they could hear the music hyping them up lmao

[@SirusShea]

This is one of my favorite youtube videos ever tbh. Just the combination of perfect timing with the song, a game that I love, and all the memes is really enjoyable in a completely sincere way. I've watched it at least 15 times.

[@onyxlock336]

0:01 Look at the bottom left

[@mat99134]

wE'vE gOt tO hAvE... mOnEy!

[@EricToTheScionti]

GOT TO HAVE.....MONEY

[@BelegornHK]

hahahaha OMFG xD

[@cpt.awesome7281]

Money is such a beautiful word🎵

[@markov633]

Here comes the money

[@alchetect9995]

I've noticed a consistent theme in every "video game footage with a lot of memes" Doesn't matter who makes it Or what game it is Dunkey. Every time. I love it, keep it up.

[@Mistheart101]

The text at 0:23 over the Beast Ring is "The beast rings will make sense later in the video just trust me!" in case anyone else was curious

[@frizo1126]

What a replayable item. Relevant to this day. Thank you!

[@nikhildebrandt2059]

The Bunkey quotes are woven in so skillfully. That, and your editing slaps. Sub at first sight.

[@JoseAntNS]

Those 48 of damage to the Collector' spawn are still hurting in 2024.

[@brucehallgren1678]

You put so much effort into these and it really shows. Props man.

[@ひろゆき二十一]

The greatest unintended ad for Darkest Dungeon

[@BrodenPlays]

You are an ABSOLUTE MADMAN! Nice memes and lovely gameplay! You earned my sub.

[@jacobmainhart9438]

Still love that this video is the only reason I played Cloud when I used to play smash ultimate :) gotta love these classics

[@drakematsen4978]

2:00 funny meme, but The Pain Train stands no chance against The Wall.

[@tarael86]

The Smash character intro killed me. Thank you.

[@R3dH3rringGames]

They’ll never get me behind my go- HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

[@tikki2340]

I love how iconic your videos are in the DD community. Everyone knows what you're talking about when you talk about the pain train lmao

[@barbyfn]

This is one of my favorite games, so simple and dark and immersive, modding is a luxury in any game but this one particularly shine with few mods.

[@hoobar5331]

>Went looking for the song >Found this video underneath >Don't even play Darkest Dungeon >Enjoyed the video regardless >Subscribed to Channel >Got hit by the Pain Train >Noice

[@Jaskatzu]

Your editing is bloody genius. Love the Darkest Dungeon vids.

[@slp0001]

Although I haven't played Darkest Dungeon in years, I heard the song Hell's Bells on the radio today and it brought me back here- this video is just as great as I remember! Love the editing, love the syncing to the beat, love the strength of your hellions, it's just awesome all around!

[@Cyberw4y]

This is a major breakthrough in DD.

[@ActionBob]

absolutely fantastic, timing and memes are on point, the music is flawlessly mixed pacing pristine. video capture is well cut and it all comes together to make a video worth watching multiple times on end.

[@thedarkgenious7967]

I still remember the dark souls 2 iron keep Pain Train with dual broken swords. this makes me feel the same giddy excitement as that glorious video did. Bravo!

[@Chairsium]

This video introduced me to videogamedunkey. Thank you for this.

[@reubenbailey7491]

Loving all the dunkey references, I have been watching this weekly because it is such a religious experience

[@twilitvigil5066]

*_He's back, bois_*

[@MaskedManatee]

How do you feel about the bb14 Jury?

[@cutedoggypicture]

Panic upload? Drop everything. This is how a masta plays the game.

[@actuallystoked]

Another awesome video, I love how you sync up the attacks with the song. Top notch editing.

[@antcow1239]

Life is full of disappointments, but this......this brings a smile to my face.

[@darklordaranyx2467]

The siren blowing the whistle fucking gets me everytime. It't like the 15th time I'm watching it and it doesn't get old...

[@ACCB710]

with a new video like this I trully CANNOT PANIC :D

[@robertcontento7748]

I managed to find this despite you not being given credit in reddit. This content is fantastic and I'd love to see more. Subbed

[@naterk9460]

"How many crits do you want your party to get?" "Yes."

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

This editing is MAGICAL.

[@kinamiya1]

you know that you won darkest dungeon when you can make meme builds

[@zaganmadness7063]

I didnt know that I needed this in my life. Thank you

[@ryanm5578]

I'm dying over this video. What a genius.

[@adinfinitum2704]

This is the sort of high quality content KZbin was designed for. But seriously great job!

[@Divock]

"The Worries" yeah worries about not killing the enemy on turn 1 maybe

[@mrff309]

Man your videos about Darkest Dungeons are so awesome. The wall is awesome and now this ^^ Keep it with the good Wörk :3

[@americantoastman7296]

Oh my god, that was genuinely amazing. Havent laughed that hard in a while. Fantastic editing 3and all around product! 11/10!

[@Mr.Kleptomani]

Videogamedunkey phrases rocks. Love you an dunkey

[@patrickolmedo3936]

i really love your videos man. it just sucks that u only have 8k subs. u deserve more man. i used to play darkest dungeon but i gave up on the last mission because of those humanoid spiders the game went totally unfair in the end i felt burnt out because of doing the same thing but after i watched your video maybe ill try one of your team comps. great video btw

[@basvanlierop7802]

1:46 that crit made me white my pants

[@eueovento5237]

oh god you created a freaking classic bro

[@NiraSader]

Best girl confirmed

[@Cherb123456]

Simply amazing, masterpiece! Thank you

[@botep5529]

Iron swan has got to be one of my favorite abilities. No boring bleed. No fancy blight. No gay push or pull. Just raw, uncompromising damage.

[@GodUd6589]

Seeing all those multiple crits is so satisfying.

[@DeTwitterfyYoutube]

Dankest Memedaddy returns

[@leonardobanazalazar3249]

Dankest Dungeon

[@Pandoratsun]

Thank you for amazing memories dude! :3

[@warnacokelat]

i know i've been playing it wrong all this time.

[@ubahootah]

Holy cow a Dungeons of Dredmor avatar? Fine taste my friend.

[@warnacokelat]

@@ubahootah your mother is a radish

[@ubahootah]

from hell's heart i stab at thee

[@HardcoreWrestlingNerd]

the hell? Guess I'll have to try the game to understand...

[@theargonaught44]

limit break huh? I see your a man of culture.

[@alasdairsinclair916]

I need to stop rewatching this every day... But it’s so good. Edit: also someone please explain 1:40, I don’t know the reference.

[@andreusvidal3491]

Street fighters ryus upper cut

[@wjones28]

Ornstein from Dark Souls

[@glummy909]

It's a move from a Super Smash Bros ultimate characters called Ryu/ I think Ken does it as well, it's sort of like a Ryu clone

[@supermario-kt6df]

​@@glummy909 Street Fighter move. Shoryuken, a Street Fighter shoto's uppercut move that inspired a whole move term in the FGC. An invincible uppercut used to anti-air is called a DP(Dragon Punch).

[@Monkey-vm1hw]

4 years later this is still probably my favorite fucking video on this website

[@Ceriusplot]

I never laughted so much on a Darkest Dungeon vid xD

[@RatTimes12]

Every time I see a darkest dungeon meme I boot it up again thinking I'll have fun only to be brought back down by my ineptitude

[@synlock3797]

I'm normally pretty indifferent with most vids but this one...this one was amazing lol

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

As a wiseman once said: pegging is optimal

[@castoli44]

2:23 gachiBASS

[@karappa1239]

I c bajs forsen1

[@mrobscene4816]

Was doing this last knight. So happy to see you upload more Darkest Dungeon.

[@Россиянин-ъ4е]

2:28 I laughed way too hard on this

[@GariDubua]

Где найти это видео?

[@partialbullet2215]

Hell isn’t a place It’s a living thing that breaths

[@radosawwalczak1472]

I have no reason to live. *Don't panic uploads* Well maybe there is one. Now i want to play DD again and again let everybody die 'cos i forgot showels.

[@Sir_Bucket]

I understand you my friend, I forgot blood and torch

[@Martin1jg]

There's always that one thing you didn't remember to do that you only remember on the loading screen

[@ezroid7791]

@@Sir_Bucket I'll never forget going into a boss dungeon looking at my bag when my leper is craving and...FUCK I forgot blood

[@TheArchanjel]

Badass video, man. Glad I subbed. You're gonna go places, friend!

[@Coldpines28]

You can't fool me with that lineup, I saw Dragonslayer Ornstein

[@ajackofdiamonds]

Dude the editing on these videos is sick

[@francinencio9823]

If you put the speed of the video to x0.25 you can feel the pain

[@tomscheibe714]

You made me do this!

[@HardcoreWrestlingNerd]

Frequencies

[@darkjamesaldritch407]

This is the darkest dungeon version of getting the blowtorch out for a stubborn lugnut.

[@davidking4790]

Это просто совершенство!

[@georgellfdose2154]

согласен

[@swordsmenjay]

This is exactly what I needed in my life right now Thank you good sir!

[@lemonysnicket6731]

0:06 Belle is the french word for beautiful (when speaking about a woman), as well as slang for an attractive woman. Being hellions, and in contrast to the ugly creatures they battle, they are hell's belles. There is a pun intended (hell's bells), as well as a likely reference to the AC/DC song "Hell's Bells"