r/EntitledPeople - Neighbor STEALS My Solar Panels! Gets Mad When I Call COPS!

[@DarkFluff]

Here is the link to the news article for all interested. tinyurl.com/2e33xdmt

[@arcaderat1613]

Uhg, why are people so obsessed with how thick the straps are? Like, do they really think there's that much difference in less than an inch of fabric on someone's shoulder? Oof, don't want those hot, hot shoulders turning people on right? I've gotten dress coded in school for that, made even worse that it wasn't even spaghetti straps, it was just a tank top strap that was a little too thin. And I was wearing under an open button up shirt so it wasn't even visible.

[@holyfreakinBLEACH]

And she’s TWO. If they have preteen students in the school leering at a two year old bc they can see her shoulders then they will not be stopped by an extra inch of fabric. And it’s THEIR parents the school should be talkin to lol

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

YEah, some one needs to report that daycare, asap. Acting like that probably mans they have other issues.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

These people are fucking pedophiles, I swear. Like, that's the only reason to do something like this.

[@raychat2816]

Time for my daily neck exercise

[@SatoshiKenji]

The problem here is not 2yo girl wearing sundress. The people who think 2yo wearing sundress as revealing are the problem.

[@alfredkugler3043]

I think the problem is much more that they can't allow ANYBODY to violate the dress code. After all, if the 2yo can do it, the 13yo girl that sees it will try it too. Still, the dress code as such is certainly ridiculous. 2.54cm (1 in) straps or 1cm straps makes no difference IMO.

[@wolves600]

If they said that that would be one thing but they specifically said look at your daughter

[@eaglen00b]

Exactly. Who ever thinks that has a seriously unhealthy obsession with sexual suggestism.

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

I couldn't agree more!

[@lulul0l039]

Imagine being able to see just bit more of toddlers shoulders and getting excited.....

[@notquitesybill]

Stop sexualizing little girls!!! For heaven's sake, it shouldn't matter if the baby was in nothing but a diaper, it's a baby and if you find that attractive then YOU are the problem!

[@TheMetalWeirdo]

I agree. I'm a guy, and even *I* am appalled of the difference of the treatment between girls and boys. Young kids should be allowed to wear what they want to wear. If the boys get "distracted" lecture *them* on how to treat women correctly, i e like how they want to be treated. I'm childfree, and plan on getting a vasectomy in the future. But if I ever have to interact with someone accepting their sons abhorrent behavior with the classic rugsweeping phrase "BoYs WiLl bE bOyS" I will grab that failed abortiln and toss him in a trash can where he belong

[@jarlairess]

This. I would be like "omg why are you thinking about my daughter that way?! Do you think about all the little girls this way?!" I fail to see why women have to cover up because some guys can't control themselves.

[@SirPlocks]

I fully agree with this

[@lulul0l039]

When I was younger I used to be very judgemental about what my peers and younger kids wore because I had been around predator and was conscious about being leered at. Teaching kids being ashamed of their bodies rather than red flags and healthy boundaries just makes them vurnable and excuses disgusting behaviour.

[@DICKNSful]

Yeah, it's gross

[@Anna-tc6rz]

If daycare can't protect a 2 yr old from older kids it's a good thing you don't send her there anymore.

[@Harldin]

If they have early pubescent children getting interested in 2yo then they have a far bigger problem then what the 2yo is wearing.

[@jeffreyjack9125]

Seems to me that the daycare workers have pedophilic disorder.

[@francit4856]

I'd be surprised if they were still in business after this.

[@amandalogsdon2975]

Who else but a pedophile would sexualize a toddler in a sundress. Wtf!🤢

[@disgruntledfastfoodemploye5337]

I don't know if I would have had a leg to stand on. But I would have attempted to bring the daycare to court because literally like you said, it sounds like there're basically saying because of my child's outfit, they can't protect her.

[@adrigon]

"Are you trying to tell me how to parent?" "Someone had to. It's this or CPS"

[@ashh4929]

"Are you telling me my son is stupid enough to play in a place that's dangerous?" *YES!!*

[@itsjustme7487]

Great responses.

[@foxfireinferno197]

"You think my son is dumb enough to play where he can get hurt?" "Obviously I do, because obviously he IS."

[@fanfictiondreamer7836]

Uhhhh....is that a trick question?

[@cathyvickers9063]

Thinking of the kid playing on the ladder... Until he gets stepped on by a grown man climbing down! If little kids run into busy streets after balls, they're definitely not going to look up before playing on a ladder.

[@benlutz1974]

'Pretty sure I saw this very scenario play out on a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

[@albussr1589]

He is SEVEN. Every Kid at that Age is dumb.

[@itsjustme7487]

@@fanfictiondreamer7836 LOL

[@PowerStruggle555]

if 11-13 year old boys at the daycare are turned on by a 2 year in a sundress.....get those kids some help. id question the daycare

[@Caffeinatedwife]

I would have pulled my kid from that daycare because to me that sounds like they've just admitted that they are not properly watching the children they are responsible for and will allow violence to come to my child based on an outfit.

[@dangerdash4393]

Reminds me of another story where a mother's kid was hit in the face with a chair. They didn't even call her to let her know, she found out about it from him later that night, and his eye is permanently misshaped now.

[@jameslambert5198]

@@dangerdash4393 not even the worst of it on my side. I was hung from a tree by my neck, rope burns and very blatant marks, rope tight enough it had to be cut forcefully. I've been bitten with teeth marks over my legs... and that is probably a massive reason I can't have my legs on show, no clear scars but I'm too anxious. And bullied each and every other way. Didn't even tell mum. However if I went into school with rope burns or bite marks, social services would have been called and rightly so. School didn't even punish those responsible. But if I say something even minorly inappropriate or considered rude, detention and a phone call. Schools are useless often in the UK with extreme bullying 😔

[@lulul0l039]

@@jameslambert5198 I'm really sorry you went through all that, experiences like that never really leave you. Have you been able to get help processing your trauma? There are peer groups for example if therapy isnt financially available.

[@jameslambert5198]

@@lulul0l039 to an extent yes I kinda got help... but for instead the abuse from my biological 'father's and my ex step 'dad'. Christ gotta admit I'm unlucky. Thankfully at the age of 23 nearly 24 and my autism... it's not front line and center. Consider this, because of the autism... I thought it was all normal 😕 but looking back... yeah I could have died back then and they got away with it because kids will be kids. Which if a bunch of primary school kids are like that... it may explain crime rates in Essex, UK

[@GosieKin]

@@jameslambert5198 I'm right with you. My son is in Year 10 now and can defend himself but boy oh boy, Year 7 and 8 were a nightmare. And some of the staff were neglectful as they often pretended to heed but still swept complaints under the carpet. They crossed the line however, when one of my son's teachers denied him going to their matron (school nurse) to check his temperature and forced him to remain in lessons for another 90min. By the time I picked him up, he was so feverish, he couldn't even sit upright in the car. We ended up in A&E (initial temp. 40.2°C!!!) and him staying for two nights with acute tonsillitis. I was DONE. One small letter from my lawyer and all of a sudden, the school was a much nicer place to be. Sad that we sometimes have to threaten to take someone/institution to court to get a simple, fair treatment that everybody's right...

[@Lucas-zg1vz]

I could imagine you did the solar panel thief a huge favor. Facing the court and the law he may actually recognize how much crap his mum has been feeding him. That's probably one of his last chances of growing up.

[@jaye8708]

Worst part is I think there's more then just the Karen's of the world that need a wake up call the size of an 18 wheeler, or you know just be hit by one to save everyone the headache of dealing with them.

[@JaelinBezel]

Have some 🍫!

[@mrspeigle1]

I suspect that she was trying to cover for the son, who was probably gonna try to sell the panel.

[@noway9081]

I hope that happens, but it's a pretty bad sign when people hope that getting arrested will be the thing that gets someone to grow up as opposed to someone growing up being the thing that keeps them from getting arrested.

[@Dayzee1081]

it's already too late

[@Twitchy_McExorcism]

That last story reminds us that turning entitled people into functional, rational human beings is _NOT_ the job of the people in their lives, much less random strangers, it's no one's job but their own. The entitled have to consciously choose to get better and then put in the effort themselves.

[@OldieBugger]

Kicked out of a daycare run by Karens? Consider your child saved.

[@catlovingtrio]

I still wish they could've kicked the Karens out of the daycare.

[@OldieBugger]

@@catlovingtrio Don't we all? But in the reality it (almost) never happens.

[@brag0001]

@@catlovingtrio it was Karens and Kens running that daycare

[@ChuramiNakahara]

@@brag0001 The ones who caused a fuss need their computers checked that is so weird saying that about 2 y/o

[@luisespinoza8391]

The mother with the 15 year old is going to have to bail him out of jail for sexual harassment soon.

[@lnsflare1]

Assuming that she isn't already in jail for harassment at the time.

[@bcaye]

If not sexual assault.

[@yalijin3020]

15 years old. I remember myself at that age. I would NEVER act that way, hormones and "just a kid" are no justification for disgusting behaviour.

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

@@yalijin3020 I wonder where he got the idea that the creepy behavior was acceptable. I know if it was my kid I would have told him how wrong it is to stare at people like most parents say to their kids when they're little. Somehow this kid didn't get that message and the Mom thinks its ok. I kinda wonder if she just stares at people too?!?

[@yalijin3020]

@@TheOfficialTarynTots Considering the fact that she told them to cover up, at the beach, i assume he never got that lesson. But even in that case common sense is a thing at that age, so he clearly lacks it and will find himself in trouble soon. I only hope it wont hurt any woman/girl in the process, be it mentally or worse physically.

[@tanwin01]

One inch wide straps on a toddler's sundress would basically be just sleeveless. Those are some TINY shoulders. And if you have boys (or girls) at your daycare who would be aroused by the shoulders of a toddler, THEY would be the problem (and definitely do not belong around children) it's disgusting to place that fault on a BABY!

[@amberkat8147]

Yes. I hope that daycare got shut down. It's supposed to be on THEM to protect kids from pedos, it's not their place to blame the kids.

[@EvilSpoofAuthor]

Exactly my thoughts. Two year olds are about potty training age. I know some mom's who don't even bother to put pants on them during this time. There is nothing sexy there and anyone who would even suggest such a thing shouldn't be in child care.

[@alanalirkani]

That was such a cute pic of a two year old in a sundress. I will also point out that it is absolutely disgusting that anyone would try to place it on the parents or the child (a two year old child!) that she would get looked at inappropriately wearing a dress. Any dress. Anyone who looks at a toddler a certain way for dressing a certain way, especially teens, is probably gonna end up with a record or in jail later on. Seriously, how did the daycare not see something wrong with policing what a toddler wears?!?!

[@ladysybylgrey]

Especially because toddlers wear the stupidest shit sometimes. Lol

[@kerrysmith7598]

I live in Australia, in schools, preschools etc it I frowned upon for girls wearing spaghetti straps and boys wearing siglet tops.... because of the dangers of sunburn and skin cancer, not the ridiculous excuse these people use

[@alanalirkani]

@@kerrysmith7598 I can see that as a reason for a dress code.

[@wdf_skar]

@@kerrysmith7598 what's a siglet?

[@DDdrifter]

My thought is that it was an inadvertent admission of guilt by the day-care facility, they knew they had employees who could not be trusted around children showing too much skin. Granted I might have watched too much Law and Order SVU, but some of their episodes are based on true events so maybe law enforcement should look into this facility.

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

I'm not against toddlers wearing sundresses as long as its tasteful and decent. I dont see anything wrong with the photo. I personally would add little shorts incase she trips or fall or if she decides to play like all toddlers do. I think the strap rule is very exxesive, I would be more worried about that daycare manager looking at my kid than other kids themselves. I would have removed my kid within that first sentence of his. Manager: her dress is distracting Me: if that's your first thought then I'm more worried about my daughter being around you. Goodbye. And walk right out.

[@totallyspies01]

if straps are a big deal, there's always some sort of shoulder wrap.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Yeah, I heard that manager in South Park's 'California Lisp' voice.

[@Mr.Potato420]

am I the only one wondering wtf is around her wrist? wtf is that like a dog leash for kids? can parents not watch their kids anymore and need to be attached to them?

[@marbledstones]

@@Mr.Potato420 have you never had a child? You turn around for one second and they're gone. Not to mention high energy neurodivergent kids, there are so many reasons why a child may need a leash outside of the home.

[@minsungseungmin]

@@Mr.Potato420 Yeah, people laugh at the "leashes" but if you have a toddler prone to taking off, and you're in a crowded place like a theme park or zoo (like it seems in that photo) having something like that is just a bit a piece of mind, even for the most attentive parent, that your kid won't get separated or lost in the crowd, or god-forbid, grabbed by someone. It's not like people use them everyday, usually just in high-crowd or unfamiliar situations.

[@ender_playz]

I’m so happy that the mom in the last story changed for the better! It gives me a bit more hope for humanity. Just a bit though 😅

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I love the cop being Op's cousin ,it makes it so perfect Borrowing without the owners knowledge or consent is called Theft Wow that last story had a surprise ending ,it was very nice to see Usually those entitled stories end with handcuffs and restraining orders

[@guineawuv]

If those daycare kids are getting "excited" about a 2 year olds shoulders, then something is wrong with them.

[@alkohl5106]

The last story reminds me of a friend's mom. Only it was a son that wanted to visit his girlfriend. She kept putting him on a 9:30 pm curfew. At the age of 23. Years later she finally got help. But boy were there problems in between.

[@Josh_the_jester]

3:24 there's actually this running joke on reddit where apparently having your shoulders exposed is considered "showing to much skin" and believe it or not a LOT of schools, businesses, and for some reason beaches next religious buildings enforce this rule, and this showing shoulders thing has been mocked at for years

[@JoshSweetvale]

They should move to Saudi Arabia.

[@lissieloveskitties]

I'm not religious, but my favourite part of the bible is when some guys are being "tempted" by women, and ask Jesus what to do. He says, if you can't NOT touch them, cut off your goddamn hands. They say, what about looking at them, and Jesus says if you can't look at them without perving on them, burn out your eyes. It's chuffing genius and all these horrible schools and Karens need to know that even Jesus thought their male children are perverts and to sort themselves out! 😂😂😂

[@brandonlink6568]

Gotta love how the mom accuses OP of kidnapping then tries to kidnap her own daughter

[@tankedwarthog6424]

As someone who actually has solar panels on their house I can tell you it takes a lot of work just to get them up on the roof and run the wiring with a lot of conduits to insulate the wiring not to mention the fact that before the system can even be turned on an inspector has to come out and double check the whole installation to make sure it won't burn the house down. It is nearly a weeks long process to get everything working correctly.

[@Bremend]

You need a new meter, wiring with conduit, roof brackets, and depending on if the system does or doesn't have micro inverters, an inverter for the panels

[@bcaye]

That was my very first thought, how does she think solar works?

[@tankedwarthog6424]

@@Bremend thank you for expanding on my comment I really don't actually know how to install them it hust took about a week to git them installed and inspected before we could actually use them

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@bcaye Karen's thoughts: Take it to the same guy who I sell copper wire to.

[@bcaye]

@@JoshSweetvale, possibly.

[@TheMarie2000]

Story two: mother should definitely have been arrested it’s called aiding and abetting

[@Rebekahdavignon]

If someone is getting excited about a 2yr old in a sundress...they need to be arrested.

[@mleskoyeah1464]

I have to admit In the “kidnapping” story, my immediate thought was that a mom like that isn’t entitled but legitimately psychiatrically imbalanced as opposed to just a complete deludenoid like the actual entitled ones …a bit sad really

[@Kirk9019]

Yeah this was my thought. She was very mentally ill, not entitled, and I'm glad she got the help she needed.

[@scotingram4228]

Thankfully the mom got help

[@Kruhee]

"Hello my wonderful beautiful friends!" Aghhhhh! I live for that sweet greeting! 💕❤️

[@asherikamichaela8425]

A reformed Karen! 😁 Kudos to her for finally recognizing that she needed help (you know, professional help, not maid service). A happy ending for all involved, a rare thing for stories such as these.

[@JoshSweetvale]

All psychiatry does is teach these people to _lie._ Treating your offspring like a convenience object shows a fundamental sociopathy that doesn't go away with talking and pills.

[@asherikamichaela8425]

@@JoshSweetvale That's quite the assumption you have there. You _do_ realize that sociopathy isn't the only mental disorder out there that might affect how she treats others, right? Anyway, since they all seem to get along quite well and can even laugh about that time now, I'd say that whatever treatment she's getting is working.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@asherikamichaela8425 Ah, but Sociopathy isn't a mental disorder. It's just vernacular now. Whatever. I warned you. Scorpion and the frog.

[@trevorshiffermiller2412]

The last story reminded me of what happened between my wife (then girlfriend) and her parents. There is no question that they don't like me and even to this day they don't like me. They tolerate me because they want to see their grandchildren and that is all. I believe they are starting to see that I actually do have a good head on my shoulders but I doubt that they will ever change. Maybe my wife will post the two entitled people stories like this to reddit and DarkFluff will read them out for everyone. He already read one of her other stories in the past. It just amazes me how bad some people are.

[@kranberry3318]

You’d be surprised. Solar panels really do get stolen. When we get people set up (qualifying) for a ground mount system, one of the things we say is “you have to have a way to secure the array, as they are often stolen.”

[@extendoduck]

*You* might be surprised at the sheer extent of it haha. I had someone steal solar panels once. Off a small sailboat kept on a mooring. The panels were keeping the battery charged (and therefore the bilge pump running) and we had a MASSIVE storm at most two weeks afterwards. The boat sank after taking on water to the point where the sink drain was underwater when the boat rocked in the gusts of wind. They were cheap panels and a cheap boat ($1k total) but the fees to get it raised and then demolished were about quadruple that.

[@blahblahblahblah5260]

My neighbors roof is covered with them on one side....seems more work than theor worth to me. Constantly have technicians over working on them...not to mention how much longer getting their roof reshingled took taking them all down and putting back up. Normly a roofing company done in 2-3 days...this shit took 2 weeks, and I have dogs that bark at EVERYONE and everything they see. Not proud of it, but training has not helped at all. So yeah...really dislike solar panels. I'd consider it on a RV if I planned on a really long road trip or something but that's about it.

[@Persholm1]

"Are you trying to tell me how to parent?" She said, in denial about her parenting skills...

[@ayceinquisitor190]

We, collectively, absolutely SHOULD be questioning people's parenting. It's always the bad parents who get defensive, and good parents get attacked about their parenting anyway! It doesnt matter if I, personally, do not have kids; I was a kid with a bad parent, I grew up with friends who had bad parents, I know what a bad parent looks like when I see it and I WILL say so.

[@danielthurber8911]

Hope solar panel theif realized how awful his mom was and story 3.... mental health is no joke. So glad the mom got help and they have a good relationship now.

[@peterwhitcomb8315]

That solar panel would have sold very well on Craig's List or useful on a shed. It was a good thing they decided to press charges.

[@traviscarmon2492]

I have severe ptsd from deployment...i listen to u every night..thank you ..your demeanor helps me..my wife has started listening to u as well..Thank you

[@alyssapalmer1995]

I feel bad for Ellie and her evil entitled mom's poor cats. Edit I am glad that Ellie's mom is not that entitled anymore.

[@TLSoulDude]

"You think my son is dumb enough to play where he can get hurt?" Me: (her son's literally playing where he can get hurt) Wellllllll...

[@itsjustme7487]

Yes. ma'am. I do.

[@emilyreviews1987]

I'm a mom of a daughter, when she was that young it wasn't straps that was an issue but little girls aren't that leg aware if you get my drift. I always just made sure my daughter have tights or shorts under her dress. Never had an issue.

[@BusArch42]

To this day when my girls where a skirt or dress (they are 16 and 18) I ask did you wear shorts? They always do. I raised them to protect themselves. I will say that my daughter wore a very narrow strap sundress in kindergarten and the teacher told me she couldn’t wear it to school without a sweater etc. they have the same dress code rules for the entire K - 12. Interestingly the rules are not really enforced in HS

[@chrisnorris7990]

I just finished listening to the story of solar panels and as soon as it went off a solar panel ad came on I was dying LOL

[@jimh4167]

Should have had Karen arrested as an accomplish stealing the solar panel

[@estebanmontes861]

13 yrs and in day care? like mixed with the toddlers? what in the inorganization is this? lol

[@amberkat8147]

Where I live there's a cap on how old kids can be and be in a daycare with young kids. That said, I was in a daycare where the manager allowed her son and his friends- who were too old!- to hang around. They'd chase us, catch us, tickle us, and if we lost teeth at daycare they'd steal our teeth. I don't know why. One time her son chased me onto a table and pulled down my pants. Right when the only person watching a room full of kids turned away. They blamed me and when I tried to tell the truth they punished me for "lying."

[@Robin93k]

@@amberkat8147 The people that allow these acts usually are rapists and child molesters themselves, and actually get a kick out of seeing such behaviour... They'll even promote and encourage it, and then film and share it.

[@o102891]

I think the bigger problem is that this day care owner doesn’t care that apparently there are fourteen-year-olds scoping out a TODDLER. I am without words. Also, hi Fluff!

[@wolves600]

I doubt they actually are she just assumes they are, which is kind of insulting the 14 year olds as well

[@jamesridoni]

It was easier to blame the mom of the toddler rather than teach her own 14 your old son

[@peterking2651]

I only wore my wedding band for one week, as I promised my wife. I then explained why I wouldn’t wear it once I returned to duty. I was a tank crewman at the time, and just about everything on a tank wants to grab that ring and tear your finger off. One really nasty bit of equipment is the gun. You take a round and with a clenched fist load it in to the breech. The breech jumps up, and if a piece of jewellery tries to stop the breech closing, it will happily rip that finger off.

[@shendisackett]

As someone who trained in electrical and electronic engineering the idea Karen said she was borrowing a solar panel to see if she liked it had me in hysterics. Knowing a Karen they'd probably plug in into the mains electric to try to make it work! I'm beginning to think these entitled people didn't really do much at school.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Sounds to me like she'd be dropping it off to the same guy she was selling copper wire to.

[@shendisackett]

@@JoshSweetvale 😂😂

[@bergmanoswell879]

Re: lean it against her house and wonder where the electricity is No, it would undoubtedly be worse than that - Karen would be suing OP's company for 'providing' her a defective solar panel!

[@cindystars1699]

The last story though, FINALLY! Some entitled person who finally realized her mistake and fixes it and becomes a better person!

[@lorrieriddle2211]

I ALWAYS look forward to listening to Fluffmeister! One of the very few highlights of my day!

[@chonwarren9941]

I loved the last story its amazing to hear about people growing and bettering themselves

[@threecheeseburrito]

If a 13 year old boy is looking at a female child that way who isn't also 13, then the boy needs to be removed from the daycare. Why does a kid that looks 5 the most, especially since she's TWO YEARS OLD, need to hide her body from a teenage boy?

[@mywingsareyours]

I love to hear about entitled moms realizing they have a problem and turning shit around. I'm lucky enough that my own mom did the same and we were able to fix our relationship

[@Blaque_Dahlya]

The handbook my daughter brought home in kindergarten basically said the same thing. Shoulders covered ect. They need to teach boys respect instead of teaching girls shame

[@bcaye]

Encountered a Karen yesterday. I don't have details because it was in the drive through, but she spent ten minutes at the order board and then at pickup, immediately started ranting, gesturing aggressively and, of course, wanting the manager. By this point people in line (including me) are yelling through car windows "what is your problem?", "STFU", "Go away, Karen", etc. I actually heard her say " I'm not trying to be a problem." So I yelled "But you ARE a problem!" When she finally leaves, I pull up and me and the employee simultaneously say " Karens in the wild."

[@benjaminmorales3843]

Fluff thanks for that last story. It's always nice to hear something uplifting.

[@johnlivingston2281]

Story 3 was the best story I've heard in a very long time she really wasn't an entire mom she was a crazy one LOL

[@thomaslheureux3846]

Wow I love the last story, I wish every story ended with a Karen getting help and getting treatment for her or his illness.

[@TheDarkLink7]

"I'll share the photo of the sun dress" *me walks over while coffee is being made* *me looking at the picture* Also Me: okay......... how much fucking coke did these people smoke to come up with that?

[@Trijem]

I looked at the pic. Those aren't 'spaghetti straps' they're at least 1in.

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@Trijem I mean come on...... first off. Who in the fuck says that girls dress is "sexual" and secondly seriously? No fucking seriously? That dress is banned? Again...... how much coke was smoked?

[@lissieloveskitties]

I'm not religious, but my favourite part of the bible is when some guys are being "tempted" by women, and ask Jesus what to do. He says, if you can't NOT touch them, cut off your goddamn hands. They say, what about looking at them, and Jesus says if you can't look at them without perving on them, burn out your eyes. It's chuffing genius and all these horrible schools and Karens need to know that even Jesus thought their male children are perverts and to sort themselves out! 😂😂😂

[@TheOmegaCloud]

S3: She kinds of confirms my personal theory that a good chunk of the entitled people you read about in this channel are just people in need of a psychiatry.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Psychiatry just teaches evil people like that how to _lie._ Forgiving people who've gaslighted, groomed and enslaved is suicidal behaviour.

[@Kirk9019]

@@JoshSweetvale fucking YIKES on that take. Literally one of the worst I've ever seen on fluff's channel

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@Kirk9019 Not everyone can afford mercy, and not everyone should receive it. It's also a scientific fact that psychiatry doesn't work on sociopaths, and in fact makes them more dangerous.

[@niceguy169]

"Are you trying to tell me how to parent?" "No, not if you have the sense to remove your son from danger." :)

[@wolphin732]

Solar panels... there is much more than just the panels! you need the wiring, then charge controllers, then battery bank, then an inverter to go to AC! the panels are just the part that collects the solar power.

[@dawnstone4424]

I hope there aren't any 10-12 year old boys who would be staring at a 2 year old on a sun dress. And that daycare wouldn't need to give me termination papers. I'd be leaving on my own because ....gross.

[@ShockburnVR]

With the solar panel, she would've probably just plugged it into a wall outlet

[@jeremydale4548]

And than proceed to fry everything and then sue anyone they can. Because that’s how Karens think.

[@MrGoesBoom]

Guy myself and I still think it's ridiculous when people insist women change what they wear because it's distracting guys....like some outfits are meant to draw attention and can be distracting sure...but ultimately maybe you should spend that energy on getting these easily distracted guys to better control themselves

[@notconvincedgranny6573]

I'm a sucker for a happy ending - especially on a Friday. Happy holiday weekend everyone!

[@IfonlyIwassmaller]

That last story ended so awesome. Love it.

[@ayceinquisitor190]

Story 1 is how misogyny and sex crimes stay an active issue. Rather than scolding her son and teaching him respect and manners, the women get body shamed. He's gonna grow up thinking his fragile little ego is more important than other people's autonomy and safety.

[@addisonwelsh]

Alway nice when a Karen story has a legit happy ending... this is only the second one I've heard but I'm sure there are more out there.

[@jewlbunny]

Anyone else other than me think that the OP that yelled at the crazy cat lady used "The Elder Sware"? Potter Puppet Pals.

[@jolt1536]

"She lives under my roof so she's staying here!!!" What would have made this better, is if the boyfriend had replied with "Actually, she's going to be living under *my* roof from now on and I say she can go wherever the hell she wants!"

[@Trijem]

That mom with the cats, Ellie's mom. Was treating her more like Cinder-Ellie. "Karen, YOU'RE too dangerous to be out here. I'm calling KAREN control." -Curtis Berard. 😂🤣😆😁 🌟🌟🌟🌟 ... 🐾🐺🐾

[@JoshSweetvale]

Be glad Karen didn't have a shotgun.

[@carmium]

I am so amazed that the Karenzilla of the last story actually went to her shrink for help! And all is better. Makes me feel happy for all involved! Sometimes it takes running into a brick wall like that for someone to take a hard look at themselves, I guess.

[@alyxjshaw6768]

People are just too too too TOO patient and polite with these Karens.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Suicidally so. I'm seeing sexual threats against a toddler, theft of leased property and grooming-slavery abuse. These people would shank you for five bucks and free access to your corpse if they thought they could get away with it. And after one too many drinks they _will_ try.

[@Kattlarv]

One thing I found quite effective against Karen's with spoiled and/or entitled sons: (Or like the day care Karen's) Uno reverse the S-shaming. It quite literally breaks their sad excuse of a brain. As it does not conform to the rigid gender roles that they exist within.

[@lissieloveskitties]

I'm not religious, but my favourite part of the bible is when some guys are being "tempted" by women, and ask Jesus what to do. He says, if you can't NOT touch them, cut off your goddamn hands. They say, what about looking at them, and Jesus says if you can't look at them without perving on them, burn out your eyes. It's chuffing genius and all these horrible schools and Karens need to know that even Jesus thought their male children are perverts and to sort themselves out! 😂😂😂

[@brickitectfan9757]

Day #69 of telling fluff he’s beautiful too Day #50 of telling stevo he’s beautiful

[@Bremend]

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[@ianl1052]

Darkfluff breaks the internet. "...a few fries short of a happy meal." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahkay8813]

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[@CT-1035]

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[@KaliadderExperiments]

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[@Megs125]

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[@kingtigermusic]

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[@devinjacksun5681]

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[@Jessicahasopinions]

I can see Karen calling the company to complain cause the panel she stole wasn't working and she demands a refund! 🤣🤣

[@travissheridan6]

I love the ending of the last story. A happy ending!

[@SquirrelGamez]

What a heartwarming happy ending! Faith in humanity restored to about 3%

[@SkyReaperOne]

The last of these stories was really nice. I much prefer stories with a good ending like that over the ones where spite is propagated with vengeance. No matter how much a person seems to or actually does deserve something bad, it never really solves anything when bad things happen. Tends to just make things worst in the long run. Appropriate measures being taken to prevent further harm is fine. Don't worry, I'm not so naive as to think that everything can be solved so cleanly. I just wish it could be the case.

[@sinnastevenson2302]

The last story made my heart happy. I love redemption endings.

[@Choujifangirl]

I love the last story because that entitled mother went “ oh crap did I seriously drive my daughter away you know what this is unacceptable I have to do something with my life“ and good for her for actually seeking out psychiatric help because that’s one of the biggest steps in understanding that you have a problem and they can potentially get you on the road to fixing it so I’m glad that was a great outcome and hopefully if everything goes well that lady will understand that what she’s doing to the cats is a bad thing and try to get them put in Foster homes so they could potentially be adopted I mean that’s probably an impossibility but a girl can dream right

[@StormsparkPegasus]

I feel sorry for the cats in that house...cats do NOT pee all over the house unless they aren't taken care of properly and given the proper supplies. Hopefully that situation got resolved also.

[@katt6559]

I'm glad Ellie's mom grew into a decent person before she made Ellie suffer for life

[@benlevan5645]

When that Karen asked if they thought her son was stupid enough to play where he could get hurt, my first thought was, "He crossed the red tape, didn't he?"

[@beans3492]

Love listening to fluff while getting ready for school really makes my day 😌

[@SkypowerwithKarl]

Could get real exciting if they tried to plug the solar panel into a wall outlet.

[@brotherbar15663]

You do such a wonderful job, telling these stories. Thank you for making my day a lot of days of the week.

[@amandylyn3881]

If you’re so worried about a 2-year-old girl wearing a sundress, maybe the toddler isn’t the one you should be worried about.

[@LA-yk5si]

I wish the internet made up Karen’s like in the second or third story ( the solar panel one) but nope.

[@jaye8708]

Unfortunately not there are people who will always try anything to get their way. Had a customer at my work complain about me not wearing a mask before we where forced to. Funny part was they where an in law of a co worker so I told them I'm sorry for them.

[@KiwiHelpgeek]

Good to hear that the last story turned out OK in the end.

[@arunapache91]

oh the MIRACLE we have all been waiting for.... EM becomes a Good Mom *tears of joy*

[@neilhale4529]

Most of the time I'm one of those people that's a big on police Accountability, that I'm usually pretty critical of cops, but but that cop in the 1st story rocked.

[@imoneoldfart6804]

can anyone tell me what the fuck this comment says?

[@scottcooper4391]

Hey 99% of cops are just good people trying to do a difficult job. It's that remaining 1% that give the rest a bad name.

[@neilhale4529]

@@scottcooper4391 Then the other 99% shouldn't mind be being recorded and being answerable to civilian authority. 1% bad cops, 5% great cops 94% cops just doing the job. The cop from this story is in that 5% group.

[@silverclaw4287]

The true Karen move would be to sue darkfluff after hurting my neck from shaking our head too much

[@thenorthtowerworldtradecenter]

Me who just got out of school less than a minute ago: my dude you are literally perfect posting at the perfect time thankssss

[@nicholasw.3488]

Felt this

[@dballestc]

I am not disappointed

[@twiceshy9773]

Glad that last one had a happy ending- my mom tried to breakup me and my first serious "badboy" boyfriend by accusing him of stealing 50bucks and threatening to call the cops on him...the way she made the ultimatum was just really really sus, she went way overboard and the timing of it- we were about to leave the state for me to visit his parents for the first time...which makes me think mom wanted us to breakup before things got serious?? Which seems sweet on one hand but on the other- I wish she could have just TRUSTED me and my choices, respected me enough- I'm not a COMPLETE idiot and I wasn't planning on MARRYING this guy!! He was just cool and hot and had a motorcycle and I was just sowing some wild oats, not looking to get impregnated!! My mother and I could've sat down like adults and TALKED about it, instead she'd rather make up lies and ultimatums...these days my wild oats are sown and now I am married to a lovely guy whose a dork like me lol (we suit each other perfectly and I doubt mom would have planted 50bucks on him) and we have 2 lovely kids, in the state that I ran away to, I never did end up coming back. These days mother and I barely have a relationship but my ex still comes over every now and then to do our lawn lol, I still exchange Xmas and Birthday cards with his mom!! Let your kids grow up and just support them through their mistakes, if you love them "let them go" and all that cos when you don't those apron strings feel like a damn noose

[@cathyvickers9063]

In the last story, I'm guessing EM finally realized she'd never meet her grandchildren (when OP & Ellie had kids) unless she mended things with her daughter.

[@shadrock3716]

Last story sounds like my mom. Except right before I left at the age of 36 she got physical with me and my boyfriend. I moves back in with her prior to this because she became very ill almost died. Didn't last a year living with her. She attacked me because I wouldn't allow her control had to lock myself in the guest room she used a steak knife to pry the door open as I used my weight to keep the door shut. Bf shows up she takes the wreath hanger from the front door and attacks him with it all the while he kept his foot in the door jam to keep her from closing the door. He wasn't going to leave until I was safe. Cops got called. They got physical evidence of assault ( double knots on my forehead and bruising) and she was charged. Once she found out she was being charged she tried to get me charged. I only touched her to get her off of me until I was able to get away. The cops asked her why she didn't tell them this before because they talked to her first as I was still in the room even though I heard the cop in the apartment I didn't come until they came to the door and asked could they come in. Because she couldn't press charges on me she wanted to charge my bf for trespassing but he wasn't because he never physically stepped into her home. Which is an apartment. He stay in the hallway with only his foot blocking the door jam. That night I packed everything I had there and left. My mom is on probation for 2 years and has to do anger management before the two years is up and the charges will be dropped from her record. But like this story our relationship is a lot better now. She loves my bf and she apologized for her actions and is sweet as can be. I love my mom very much I just hate that we had to go through this for her to see what my sister and I always had go through with her growing up. She's finally getting the help she needed all these years. Maybe I should put this on reddit written better of course. Hmmm 🤔

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

As I was hearing story 2 I thought the person who stole the solar panel at first was the kid who was trying to play on the ladder and was trying to get back at OP for not letting him play there.

[@barrymccarty4222]

Why is it that entitled parents have to be told to parent their children? They keep asking this and I can't understand this.

[@larrygilbert7273]

Question: "What do you think of me?" Answers: 1. "Lady, I don't think anything of you." (This'll go right over her head.) 2. "I can't answer that. I don't waste synaptic connections thinking about you at all."

[@MatthewCampbell765]

4:00 To be fair, I'd say the internet probably exaggerates how common they are.

[@Trijem]

Wishful thinking.

[@asherikamichaela8425]

Or brings all too common behavior to light. Having been in various forms of customer service for a little over 20 years, I've seen plenty of them. A combination of factors, really, many of them almost endemic to humanity and US culture in particular at this point. Rather pathetic, honestly.