I didn't record all of the conversations I only played a few rounds of texas holdem, I might record more of the conversations.
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@nathanielrincon790710 жыл бұрын
Ok seeing Claptrap and GLaDOS flirting is weird, funny but weird.
@Merkhahba5 жыл бұрын
When is that?
@goofball16165 жыл бұрын
Friggin robot human
@Nuka04204 жыл бұрын
@@Merkhahba 4:20
@mikkelnpetersen4 жыл бұрын
It's wierd, but I ship it.
@jonahtv49744 жыл бұрын
Kumquat
@SDK2K910 жыл бұрын
"It made E.T. look like Halo."
@leoryff9799 жыл бұрын
That's quite an accomplishment.
@vyperspit9 жыл бұрын
Wow that must've been a REALLY terrible game to pull off that accomplishment.
@capslock25169 жыл бұрын
GG. at least i never heard of it.
@RyanKnight304 жыл бұрын
hot damn
@DoGDarkBurner27363 жыл бұрын
6:40 for context
@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness4 жыл бұрын
3:06 omg GLaDOS’ little giggle is so cute
@0hwao4 жыл бұрын
3:04 :]
@TGMase4 жыл бұрын
3:05
@0hwao4 жыл бұрын
T.G. Mas Nah, 3:05 cuts off the "t" in 'Tee Hee'
@404TVfr Жыл бұрын
10:40
@forsagebone3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Sam! I think I've hit *brraaaiiiinn* " That will always get a chuckle out of me.
@phillymcboi65555 жыл бұрын
“The company went Bankrupt with extreme prejudice” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH telltale, you predicted you’re own future
@merricklamarsna44704 жыл бұрын
*You are own future*
@xxgoldmansionxx3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of quotes that didn’t age well,Claptrap has one where he tries to say working at Gearbox sucks sssooooo I guess we got a twofer here
@iusethisnameformygoogleacc10133 жыл бұрын
@@xxgoldmansionxx I doubt they were ever trying to hide that; it's Randy fucking Pitchford, after all. He's kind of the Trump of the Video Game industry, in that for the last fifteen years or so he's made his career thrive off of being universally hated, because it's better to be publicly despised than ignored.
@xxgoldmansionxx3 жыл бұрын
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yah I wouldn’t be shocked,and since this was at another studio he probably wouldn’t risk any trouble from anyone especially if it was under the guise of a “joke”
@NashTheBlade3 жыл бұрын
What that some crazed, murder-happy secret agent was gonna kill every single person in the building?
@CrazyGunMan1007 жыл бұрын
I love how quick Ash is to slug claptrap across the faceplate when the idea is put out that he needs a quick hit to reset.
@Sonicsgirl134 жыл бұрын
Claptrap is sometimes annoying as hell
@dianeaishamonday91253 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed it too!
@FearlessJames7 жыл бұрын
GLADOS _LAUGHED._ Her and Claptrap would be cute together 💛
@vinzentslot14707 жыл бұрын
Docktor not the best robot laugh though... But still, really.
@aerothallji65144 жыл бұрын
@Broly The Sarcastic Savage And in the pre-sequel programmed to be able to harm humans again.
@ajflink2 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest honest. She just wants him to have his hard down so that she can rip out his voice chip.
@Kemonokami11 жыл бұрын
"It's true. It's driving me insane. Just like Lizzie Borden." Gods BLESS your magnificent sarcasm, GLaDOS.
@zerothefool23999 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: fisfjpaiodgjfgodnh Sam & Ash: ??? GLaDOS: (Looks towards Claptrap) Oh! ffiodasfpsdogjdfpo Claptrap: Yowza! Brock: Did I miss something? Claptrap: "Kumquat..." GLaDOS: Oh, stop it.
@tur80wave764 жыл бұрын
Just An LPer flirting in binary code
@doomdemon12054 жыл бұрын
Brock: Ugh, freaking robot humour.
@classicrockkid3453 жыл бұрын
Sam and Max honestly have the most wholesome relationship.
@yaboijosh12962 жыл бұрын
YES- the one convo with the Zoo made my heart melt
@theinfamousguil Жыл бұрын
@@yaboijosh1296 yeah, theyre the rarest gay couple in media, the gay couple that just acts like good friends.
@LordThomasPassion Жыл бұрын
@@theinfamousguil the fuck is wrong with you
@herbivorethecarnivore84478 жыл бұрын
0:46 Wait, so if he hadn't got stuck in a loop, he would've just said boobies out of nowhere?
@stewartsaurus57967 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@Joshyboy2257 жыл бұрын
Stewartsaurus he was probably thinking about moxxie lol
@kitt81325 жыл бұрын
Eyup.
@wolframyt44944 жыл бұрын
so theres no context im missing? he just wanted to say boobies? ok lol
@louisrossmannsrecedinghair77033 жыл бұрын
I too would stutter if I saw boobies
@DoGDarkBurner27363 жыл бұрын
10:13 absolutely loved that bit from Claptrap. So much bleeped cursing, I love it!
@R3dB0t19 жыл бұрын
10:08 When I die in Borderlands or in another game when I almost beat the boss
@deprepperonipizza42696 жыл бұрын
Same
@DragonGuy245 жыл бұрын
Dark souls
@lonesomewendigo2 жыл бұрын
Any of the harder Souls-borne bosses in a nutshell
@S117M4sterChief5 жыл бұрын
7:32 I’ll never get over Brock Samson (Joe Swanson) saying this...
@Envy_the_Darksider4 жыл бұрын
I can definitely imagine Kronk saying that
@tlebron84264 жыл бұрын
He’s also the voice of Brody.
@jacktheomnithere21273 жыл бұрын
@@tlebron8426 Brody Foxx, the "yo mama" guy from the yo mama jokes videos? Because i remember the voice actor as Flynn from Skylanders. And if i'm not mistaken, he also voice Sal from Sam and Max: the Devil's Playhouse.
@hellsing73103 жыл бұрын
@@jacktheomnithere2127 so that’s the joke behind why Brock reminds Sam of Sal. Huh, cool.
@KodenX3 жыл бұрын
@@tlebron8426 Brody is voiced by Brock Baker. Brock Samson and the others (Cronk, Joe, etc.) are voiced by Patrick Warburton
@Elitex627 жыл бұрын
5:28 I feel ya, Brock
@BlueDemonofFire10 жыл бұрын
Dear god, I've got some mixed feelings about Poker Night 2. On the one hand, I love the conversations, on the other, I've currently got a forty-eight game losing streak, and only one damn win. And most of those losses are because Ash keeps suckering me..he keeps betting regardless of what he has.
@GoldieMethrans9 жыл бұрын
The greatest bluffer out there.
@BlueDemonofFire9 жыл бұрын
***** I noticed. My loss count is up to one hundred and twenty eight..and I don't know if I should congradulate him and stay away from poker for the rest of my life, or slap that one armed bandit with his own prosthetic limb.
@GoldieMethrans9 жыл бұрын
BlueDemonofFire It`s for this reason alone that I don`t wish to play poker myself. Poor you.
@davidmoore12539 жыл бұрын
BlueDemonofFire Don't pay to see the flop with bad hole cards, in the long run it loses you money. Against Ash, don't worry about losing hands when he raises before the flop, just wait till you have good cards and then call him. It's chancy, but poker's a chancy game. But yeah, playing poker for real money probably wouldn't work out well for you...
@woobgamer52106 жыл бұрын
As quoted from Tycho, 'Maybe you should go into the options menu and set the game to a lower difficulty.' or something like this
@fruitlion86 жыл бұрын
2:50 Glados tells it like it is.
@gentlemanmaniac99928 жыл бұрын
sam hates riddles and clowns I guess he has something in common with batman.
@crowbrainzz3 жыл бұрын
woah i just got to that part as i read this
@PacGuy76510 жыл бұрын
10:14 Clap Trap snapped?! then 10 seconds later, he's a good sport?!
@GoldieMethrans9 жыл бұрын
Frustration venting ahoy. Also LOLs.
@stewartsaurus57967 жыл бұрын
He's a robot, it could be a verbal rage subroutine.
@azuredragonofnether54334 жыл бұрын
Well, the fact is, screaming can help relieve stress.
@Citiesinmotionplayer9 жыл бұрын
tee hee
@Bacxaber4 жыл бұрын
_the boy's soul is mine_
@tlebron84264 жыл бұрын
Rats!
@TomboTime2 жыл бұрын
"maybe we'd all be better off if we drank a little mouse poop" Gotta hand it to Ash. walked right into a trap but he didn't buckle. Stood by what he said like a champ.
@neonmonster46295 жыл бұрын
*"well duh, you're a doof Sam."* god I love Max
@endertwelve11 жыл бұрын
"And now I'm learning arousal"
@wolframyt44944 жыл бұрын
im starting to question what Hyperion was thinking when they programmed claptrap
@Lenoh3 жыл бұрын
“The Biden to your Obama!” *spit take* Did we just elect Claptrap?!
@doommaster9566 жыл бұрын
Wait....... did GLaDOS and Clap flirt?
@youngveggies65585 жыл бұрын
She also loves his robot-equivalent of cologne.
@kovskii39553 жыл бұрын
@@youngveggies6558 GLaDOS said it was driving her crazy (the murder woman kind)
@RichterTheRat6 жыл бұрын
So everyone is constantly saying that want Rick and Deadpool in 3, but where's the love for Bojack Horseman?
@yellow_jacket32605 жыл бұрын
I’d love Bojack in a game like this
@jayjay864434 жыл бұрын
TellTale is bankrupt from what I gather. However, this still wouldn't work because Deadpool is like the Joker: expensive as hell to get but worthwhile on the team. Ryan Reynolds is basically a multimillionaire now, and is extremely busy since his last performance. Bojack is also similar in that they require some kind of license to get him and Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell ain't cheap either. Rick is the realistic option since they do have the Cartoon Network license and Justin Roiland isn't exactly picky on where he goes.
@jadak1004 жыл бұрын
Nah, we need the the mighty monarch!!
@bigsip29624 жыл бұрын
@@jayjay86443 Will ARNETT you dingaling.
@SmokeyOwOs4 жыл бұрын
Deadpool overstays his welcome in anything.
@ConradTheLonelyStump10 жыл бұрын
Date of Great Digital Event Horizon according to Claptrap: 2033. Year when the main events of "The Last of Us" take place: 2033. I'm not taking this seriously, but I just thought it was something interesting to note.
@Elitex627 жыл бұрын
Guess everyone that had musical talent died.
@calihyena83694 жыл бұрын
Only 13 years away.
@allhandsondik78034 жыл бұрын
So does Metro 2033... obviously
@RatAvenue4 жыл бұрын
@@allhandsondik7803 Russian Hard Bass will never die.
@MarioBlooperCHANNEL9 жыл бұрын
Oh, My, GOD WE NEED MORE OF GLADOS' GIGGLE CENTER!
@michaelkowal32303 жыл бұрын
Tee hee
@ausername17613 жыл бұрын
This is what I love about poker night. It puts completely unrelated characters in the same room, often allowing for sides of them that are rarely seen to shine. I would have never thought that the Sam, Brock, Ash and Clap would have made for such a great quartet, or that heavy was such a chill guy outside the field, or that Clap and GLaDOS would make for such a great ship if these games never existed.
@countersphere29243 жыл бұрын
Facts
@thenotoriousguy7 жыл бұрын
I like how Brock's eyes dilate when he gets mad
@cowgod19453 жыл бұрын
“Take me some place funny...like the zoo” is a perfect exit 😂
@Joshyboy2257 жыл бұрын
I never realized how savage GLaDOS was until now lmao
@22kingdomheartsfan9 жыл бұрын
Okay I want to see that Mortal Kombat Knock-Off Brock was talking about!
@jeremytung16323 жыл бұрын
Honestly I had more fun listening to these guys talk to each other than I do playing cards.
@onehappypepper87328 жыл бұрын
I love GLaDOS ! and she's cute with Claptrap
@AshleyBonilla8 жыл бұрын
+onehappy pepper (onehappypepper) Because, both of them are robots. :)
@onehappypepper87328 жыл бұрын
Ashley Bonilla ye
@AshleyBonilla8 жыл бұрын
onehappy pepper :)
@championumbreon17718 жыл бұрын
Glados: your question is activating my rarely used giggle center. tee. hee. Claptrap: rats! I didn't know Glados had a giggle center.
@AshleyBonilla8 жыл бұрын
Champion Umbreon LOL XD
@theSegiquarius11 жыл бұрын
Yeah, If you have ever played a Sam and Max game, Sam says hilarious "what the heck" phrases that are definitely note-worthy. Great way to teach yourself not to swear :)
@kitt81325 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Ash: *We should drink mouse poop!*
@hotrodthe18 жыл бұрын
It's 2016...WHERE'S THE INVASION!?
@theskydomain37948 жыл бұрын
IKR
@stensoft8 жыл бұрын
Wait until the school is out
@KingofStrawberries7 жыл бұрын
We dealt with it. Ashley was indeed instrumental in stopping them. It was a glorious battle, I'm sorry for everyone who missed it. Incidentally, if anyone starts getting a craving for rose-flavoured jelly, lock them in a cupboard and summon your local warlock. If the warlock feels the need to summon assistance, get outside a 50 mile radius, because s**t is about to happen.
@Kilaknux9 жыл бұрын
Note to self, call more people emotionally stunted rhomboids
@Kemonokami11 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up that Claptrap's drink option comes in a children's sippy-cup!
@SuperThunderbrain9 жыл бұрын
TuTu Blondie. GENIUS!
@ronan85179 жыл бұрын
when claptrap kept going like: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- i completley lost it when he said boobies!
@madcat7894 жыл бұрын
"... Made that E.T. game look like Halo."
@birgitadolph-sauer48956 жыл бұрын
Such a weird imagination that glados probably falls for claptrap xD
@pleasenosteponsnekv56198 жыл бұрын
does... does claptrap wanna do something with glados?
@thesquidiot31488 жыл бұрын
no . . . but I can tell you do
@downcastend114 жыл бұрын
Yeah he wanna puts his usb into her port. I hope clap has a type C usb. GLaDOS like her men big.
@anonymouslydone76834 жыл бұрын
Claptrap wanna clap that robot ass if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@1218Draco11 жыл бұрын
And Lok from "Tak and the Power of Juju". And Kronk on "Emperor's New Groove". And the flight attendent on Soarin' over California. And that one guy on "Rules of Engagement". And... DAMN, Patrick Warburton's a busy actor!
@SilverSting4202 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: A swift blow to the head wouldn't hur- Ash: Don't need to tell me twice! *WHACK*
@Sir_Crow11 жыл бұрын
I love the Halo reference, for um, reasons....
@hotlinechernobyl51574 жыл бұрын
"Take me somewhere funny, like the Zoo" that IS funny
@Monkedan104 жыл бұрын
when someone dies on minecraft hardcore mode 10:08
@UglyBarnical588 жыл бұрын
4:21 whats happening?
@undead9237 жыл бұрын
Ugly Barnacle 58 "Kumquats"
@carljohnston77252 жыл бұрын
2:17 GLaDOS: Broooock? Broooock? Do you require assistaaaance?
@alparslanzerey2053 жыл бұрын
2.17 Glados: Brock, do you require assistance? Brock: I'M FINEEEE!
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat4 жыл бұрын
So nobody else searched for this, right? You also fell asleep on auto play and woke up to this in confusion
@zaksnow2233 Жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of hearing GLaDOS calling someone a moron, regardless of the context...
@ZeldagigafanMatthew3 жыл бұрын
"made that E.T. game look like Halo." god damn.
@UltimateOmegaRed Жыл бұрын
I miss this game!
@planetbloptogon1336 жыл бұрын
The Nightmare King and the immortal hockey mask killer? How the fuck did I not notice that!?
@angelangelis83626 жыл бұрын
Grym Griffin The comics man, and fair enough I just noticed that too! Yep, ol Ashy has taken on Jason and Freddy, and when he took on the later he was juiced up with Deadite powers. He's had a time. Wish that was Canon in Ash Vs Evil Dead.
@aerothallji65144 жыл бұрын
If there was a sequel to this game, then most likely Claptrap will be there with his current design from BL3 and the new voice actor for him as well.
@thatonerotom899911 ай бұрын
I hope he is, he was a big highlight for me
@No_Sleepee2 жыл бұрын
"Well done. Now we'll see how you do when I'm NOT stacking the deck in your favor." "Why can't I get cards like that?" "Because you're a moron." priceless
@HER_Only_sIN4 жыл бұрын
Favorite moments were 0:45-2:04, 2:50-3:07, 4:20, 5:28, 5:54, 8:23, 9:27, and 10:07
@endertwelve11 жыл бұрын
Claptrap and GLaDoS banter is the best.
@AndrevusWhitetail9 жыл бұрын
2016 is right around the corner, let's see that DeGrassi invasion with Ash
@monkeyman767 Жыл бұрын
1:05 "A swift blow to the head wouldn't hu-" *Ash punches claptrap without hesitation* Okay, that got me.
@user-yy4uf5jr7e3 жыл бұрын
2021 dubstep is still kickin some what strong
@TheFinnflash11 жыл бұрын
"What in the name of Walt Wittman's six-cylinder riding a lawnmover just happend here?"- I think I got a new term to use besides :what the fuck..."
@a.k81853 жыл бұрын
4:35 "friggin robot human.." *Stares in pre-robot glados*
@ackbarfan555611 жыл бұрын
10:16 Love Clap's swear storm! LOL
@antuanettemaysundo14094 жыл бұрын
10:16
@a.k81853 жыл бұрын
9:39 the rule 34 community when glados was revealed
@sscamc11 жыл бұрын
Claptrap and GLaDOS are some of the funniest valve caracters IMO.
@ZeldaTheSwordsman Жыл бұрын
Claptrap is Gearbox, not Valve
@youngop4 жыл бұрын
needs some more characters, bojack, archer, peter griffin, and the Pigeon from Mike Tysons mysteries
@sharkanenoa59286 жыл бұрын
Miss me, miss me, now you have to KISS ME!!!
@Snowfox57211 жыл бұрын
10:12 huh, so that's where that voice clip came from...
@antuanettemaysundo14094 жыл бұрын
10:12
@joeywomer4 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: "Now we'll see how you do when I'm not stacking the deck in your favor." Me: "Was she helping the player cheat?"
@TheColdfrontCommander Жыл бұрын
“The Biden to your Obama!” I actually died on that
@MrGemHunter3 жыл бұрын
God GLaDOS is a treat
@tacticianM3 жыл бұрын
I wish I can still get this game
@sample_text_legend3 жыл бұрын
You can still find the game for around 5-6 bucks on places like Amazon or G2A. It gives you a code which will automatically link it to your steam.
@nothintoseeheremovealong93724 жыл бұрын
God I love Patrick Warburton’s voice.
@jiggamanog4 жыл бұрын
7:32 "Missed me missed me now you have to kiss me!" xD
@planetbloptogon1339 жыл бұрын
Claptrap: Hey Ash, ever thought about taking up a sidekick? Ash: I'm more of a solo act. Me: coughSamfromEvilDeadRegenerationcough
@cringecomedy47284 жыл бұрын
“Kumquat” Why was that funny? Claptrap predicted internet humor
@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial36775 жыл бұрын
Nightmare King and Immortal Hockey Mask Killer. Ah a reference to the comic crossovers
@NoblePunk7 жыл бұрын
"ah fudgenuggets" guess im not the only one who say that
@danzillaawesomesauce14309 жыл бұрын
9:02, is Claptrap talking about Jason Voorhees?
@TTHBLOX_3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Ash was in a freddy vs jason vs ash comic
@YowLife6 жыл бұрын
It's like Sam and Max think they're so funny they don't even have to try. I don't understand they're jokes, they either say them to casual and fast, or to plain and uninteresting.
@RX-NoName6 жыл бұрын
most of their jokes are related to the sam and max games and comics, that's why.
@chrissy93x4 жыл бұрын
Glados and Clap trap hahahaha best combo
@Sigujang3 жыл бұрын
This is my asmr for sleep
@oniking22473 жыл бұрын
god i wish they would put this back up for buying
@Envy13596 жыл бұрын
9:27 Claptrap feels Envy...
@retronomicon73597 жыл бұрын
Proud Survivor of the Degrassi Invasion of 2016
@ConradTheLonelyStump11 жыл бұрын
"Hey Sam! I've think I've hit brain!"
@Kemonokami11 жыл бұрын
You mean Joe Swanson. The best part about both characters is that they're normally calm and collective, but they go apeshit when they lose their patience. XD
@elizabethwesley75729 жыл бұрын
Glados pasing through claptrap at 6:31
@SonofTiamat8 жыл бұрын
Rick Sanchez for Poker Night 3!
@acrylicowo88668 жыл бұрын
same !!
@TomboTime7 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing!!
@Christian00W26 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about including Big Daddy from Bioshock or the sole survivor from Fallout
@DelRio19914 жыл бұрын
I always said I wanted this game, never got it. It's too late now
@Sonicsgirl134 жыл бұрын
Not exactly. You can get it on Amazon for $6. If your computer is OS (Be it Windows or Mac), you can play it. It'll give you a code to put in your steam account and it'll go instantly into your steam games library. :3
@onedaxster6 жыл бұрын
"The dub is the only music that survives the great digital event horizon of 2033" Well, I think Despacito may make it out fine too.
@thememelord42352 жыл бұрын
"the biden to your obama!" this was far ahead of its time
@diamondthedragon97922 ай бұрын
4:53 I sometimes imagine the player is Chell since she doesn't speak and GLaDOS always makes fun of her. XD