Poker Night 2: Table Conversations - Part 2

I didn't record all of the conversations I only played a few rounds of texas holdem, I might record more of the conversations.

[@nathanielrincon7907]

Ok seeing Claptrap and GLaDOS flirting is weird, funny but weird.

[@Merkhahba]

When is that?

[@goofball1616]

Friggin robot human

[@Nuka0420]

@@Merkhahba 4:20

[@mikkelnpetersen]

It's wierd, but I ship it.

[@jonahtv4974]

Kumquat

[@SDK2K9]

"It made E.T. look like Halo."

[@leoryff979]

That's quite an accomplishment.

[@vyperspit]

Wow that must've been a REALLY terrible game to pull off that accomplishment.

[@capslock2516]

GG. at least i never heard of it.

[@RyanKnight30]

hot damn

[@DoGDarkBurner2736]

6:40 for context

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

3:06 omg GLaDOS’ little giggle is so cute

[@0hwao]

3:04 :]

[@TGMase]

3:05

[@0hwao]

T.G. Mas Nah, 3:05 cuts off the "t" in 'Tee Hee'

[@404TVfr]

10:40

[@forsagebone]

"Hey Sam! I think I've hit *brraaaiiiinn* " That will always get a chuckle out of me.

[@phillymcboi6555]

“The company went Bankrupt with extreme prejudice” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH telltale, you predicted you’re own future

[@merricklamarsna4470]

*You are own future*

[@xxgoldmansionxx]

Speaking of quotes that didn’t age well,Claptrap has one where he tries to say working at Gearbox sucks sssooooo I guess we got a twofer here

[@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013]

@@xxgoldmansionxx I doubt they were ever trying to hide that; it's Randy fucking Pitchford, after all. He's kind of the Trump of the Video Game industry, in that for the last fifteen years or so he's made his career thrive off of being universally hated, because it's better to be publicly despised than ignored.

[@xxgoldmansionxx]

@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yah I wouldn’t be shocked,and since this was at another studio he probably wouldn’t risk any trouble from anyone especially if it was under the guise of a “joke”

[@NashTheBlade]

What that some crazed, murder-happy secret agent was gonna kill every single person in the building?

[@CrazyGunMan100]

I love how quick Ash is to slug claptrap across the faceplate when the idea is put out that he needs a quick hit to reset.

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Claptrap is sometimes annoying as hell

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

I'm glad someone else noticed it too!

[@FearlessJames]

GLADOS _LAUGHED._ Her and Claptrap would be cute together 💛

[@vinzentslot1470]

Docktor not the best robot laugh though... But still, really.

[@aerothallji6514]

@Broly The Sarcastic Savage And in the pre-sequel programmed to be able to harm humans again.

[@ajflink]

Let's be honest honest. She just wants him to have his hard down so that she can rip out his voice chip.

[@Kemonokami]

"It's true. It's driving me insane. Just like Lizzie Borden." Gods BLESS your magnificent sarcasm, GLaDOS.

[@zerothefool2399]

GLaDOS: fisfjpaiodgjfgodnh Sam & Ash: ??? GLaDOS: (Looks towards Claptrap) Oh! ffiodasfpsdogjdfpo Claptrap: Yowza! Brock: Did I miss something? Claptrap: "Kumquat..." GLaDOS: Oh, stop it.

[@tur80wave76]

Just An LPer flirting in binary code

[@doomdemon1205]

Brock: Ugh, freaking robot humour.

[@classicrockkid345]

Sam and Max honestly have the most wholesome relationship.

[@yaboijosh1296]

YES- the one convo with the Zoo made my heart melt

[@theinfamousguil]

@@yaboijosh1296 yeah, theyre the rarest gay couple in media, the gay couple that just acts like good friends.

[@LordThomasPassion]

@@theinfamousguil the fuck is wrong with you

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

0:46 Wait, so if he hadn't got stuck in a loop, he would've just said boobies out of nowhere?

[@stewartsaurus5796]

Yep.

[@Joshyboy225]

Stewartsaurus he was probably thinking about moxxie lol

[@kitt8132]

Eyup.

[@wolframyt4494]

so theres no context im missing? he just wanted to say boobies? ok lol

[@louisrossmannsrecedinghair7703]

I too would stutter if I saw boobies

[@DoGDarkBurner2736]

10:13 absolutely loved that bit from Claptrap. So much bleeped cursing, I love it!

[@R3dB0t1]

10:08 When I die in Borderlands or in another game when I almost beat the boss

[@deprepperonipizza4269]

Same

[@DragonGuy24]

Dark souls

[@lonesomewendigo]

Any of the harder Souls-borne bosses in a nutshell

[@S117M4sterChief]

7:32 I’ll never get over Brock Samson (Joe Swanson) saying this...

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

I can definitely imagine Kronk saying that

[@tlebron8426]

He’s also the voice of Brody.

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@tlebron8426 Brody Foxx, the "yo mama" guy from the yo mama jokes videos? Because i remember the voice actor as Flynn from Skylanders. And if i'm not mistaken, he also voice Sal from Sam and Max: the Devil's Playhouse.

[@hellsing7310]

@@jacktheomnithere2127 so that’s the joke behind why Brock reminds Sam of Sal. Huh, cool.

[@KodenX]

@@tlebron8426 Brody is voiced by Brock Baker. Brock Samson and the others (Cronk, Joe, etc.) are voiced by Patrick Warburton

[@Elitex62]

5:28 I feel ya, Brock

[@BlueDemonofFire]

Dear god, I've got some mixed feelings about Poker Night 2. On the one hand, I love the conversations, on the other, I've currently got a forty-eight game losing streak, and only one damn win. And most of those losses are because Ash keeps suckering me..he keeps betting regardless of what he has.

[@GoldieMethrans]

The greatest bluffer out there.

[@BlueDemonofFire]

***** I noticed. My loss count is up to one hundred and twenty eight..and I don't know if I should congradulate him and stay away from poker for the rest of my life, or slap that one armed bandit with his own prosthetic limb.

[@GoldieMethrans]

BlueDemonofFire It`s for this reason alone that I don`t wish to play poker myself. Poor you.

[@davidmoore1253]

BlueDemonofFire Don't pay to see the flop with bad hole cards, in the long run it loses you money. Against Ash, don't worry about losing hands when he raises before the flop, just wait till you have good cards and then call him. It's chancy, but poker's a chancy game. But yeah, playing poker for real money probably wouldn't work out well for you...

[@woobgamer5210]

As quoted from Tycho, 'Maybe you should go into the options menu and set the game to a lower difficulty.' or something like this

[@fruitlion8]

2:50 Glados tells it like it is.

[@gentlemanmaniac9992]

sam hates riddles and clowns I guess he has something in common with batman.

[@crowbrainzz]

woah i just got to that part as i read this

[@PacGuy765]

10:14 Clap Trap snapped?! then 10 seconds later, he's a good sport?!

[@GoldieMethrans]

Frustration venting ahoy. Also LOLs.

[@stewartsaurus5796]

He's a robot, it could be a verbal rage subroutine.

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

Well, the fact is, screaming can help relieve stress.

[@Citiesinmotionplayer]

tee hee

[@Bacxaber]

_the boy's soul is mine_

[@tlebron8426]

Rats!

[@TomboTime]

"maybe we'd all be better off if we drank a little mouse poop" Gotta hand it to Ash. walked right into a trap but he didn't buckle. Stood by what he said like a champ.

[@neonmonster4629]

*"well duh, you're a doof Sam."* god I love Max

[@endertwelve]

"And now I'm learning arousal"

[@wolframyt4494]

im starting to question what Hyperion was thinking when they programmed claptrap

[@Lenoh]

“The Biden to your Obama!” *spit take* Did we just elect Claptrap?!

[@doommaster956]

Wait....... did GLaDOS and Clap flirt?

[@youngveggies6558]

She also loves his robot-equivalent of cologne.

[@kovskii3955]

@@youngveggies6558 GLaDOS said it was driving her crazy (the murder woman kind)

[@RichterTheRat]

So everyone is constantly saying that want Rick and Deadpool in 3, but where's the love for Bojack Horseman?

[@yellow_jacket3260]

I’d love Bojack in a game like this

[@jayjay86443]

TellTale is bankrupt from what I gather. However, this still wouldn't work because Deadpool is like the Joker: expensive as hell to get but worthwhile on the team. Ryan Reynolds is basically a multimillionaire now, and is extremely busy since his last performance. Bojack is also similar in that they require some kind of license to get him and Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell ain't cheap either. Rick is the realistic option since they do have the Cartoon Network license and Justin Roiland isn't exactly picky on where he goes.

[@jadak100]

Nah, we need the the mighty monarch!!

[@bigsip2962]

@@jayjay86443 Will ARNETT you dingaling.

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Deadpool overstays his welcome in anything.

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

Date of Great Digital Event Horizon according to Claptrap: 2033. Year when the main events of "The Last of Us" take place: 2033. I'm not taking this seriously, but I just thought it was something interesting to note.

[@Elitex62]

Guess everyone that had musical talent died.

[@calihyena8369]

Only 13 years away.

[@allhandsondik7803]

So does Metro 2033... obviously

[@RatAvenue]

@@allhandsondik7803 Russian Hard Bass will never die.

[@MarioBlooperCHANNEL]

Oh, My, GOD WE NEED MORE OF GLADOS' GIGGLE CENTER!

[@michaelkowal3230]

Tee hee

[@ausername1761]

This is what I love about poker night. It puts completely unrelated characters in the same room, often allowing for sides of them that are rarely seen to shine. I would have never thought that the Sam, Brock, Ash and Clap would have made for such a great quartet, or that heavy was such a chill guy outside the field, or that Clap and GLaDOS would make for such a great ship if these games never existed.

[@countersphere2924]

Facts

[@thenotoriousguy]

I like how Brock's eyes dilate when he gets mad

[@cowgod1945]

“Take me some place funny...like the zoo” is a perfect exit 😂

[@Joshyboy225]

I never realized how savage GLaDOS was until now lmao

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

Okay I want to see that Mortal Kombat Knock-Off Brock was talking about!

[@jeremytung1632]

Honestly I had more fun listening to these guys talk to each other than I do playing cards.

[@onehappypepper8732]

I love GLaDOS ! and she's cute with Claptrap

[@AshleyBonilla]

+onehappy pepper (onehappypepper) Because, both of them are robots. :)

[@onehappypepper8732]

Ashley Bonilla ye

[@AshleyBonilla]

onehappy pepper :)

[@championumbreon1771]

Glados: your question is activating my rarely used giggle center. tee. hee. Claptrap: rats! I didn't know Glados had a giggle center.

[@AshleyBonilla]

Champion Umbreon LOL XD

[@theSegiquarius]

Yeah, If you have ever played a Sam and Max game, Sam says hilarious "what the heck" phrases that are definitely note-worthy. Great way to teach yourself not to swear :)

[@kitt8132]

Nobody: Ash: *We should drink mouse poop!*

[@hotrodthe1]

It's 2016...WHERE'S THE INVASION!?

[@theskydomain3794]

IKR

[@stensoft]

Wait until the school is out

[@KingofStrawberries]

We dealt with it. Ashley was indeed instrumental in stopping them. It was a glorious battle, I'm sorry for everyone who missed it. Incidentally, if anyone starts getting a craving for rose-flavoured jelly, lock them in a cupboard and summon your local warlock. If the warlock feels the need to summon assistance, get outside a 50 mile radius, because s**t is about to happen.

[@Kilaknux]

Note to self, call more people emotionally stunted rhomboids

[@Kemonokami]

It cracks me up that Claptrap's drink option comes in a children's sippy-cup!

[@SuperThunderbrain]

TuTu Blondie. GENIUS!

[@ronan8517]

when claptrap kept going like: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- i completley lost it when he said boobies!

[@madcat789]

"... Made that E.T. game look like Halo."

[@birgitadolph-sauer4895]

Such a weird imagination that glados probably falls for claptrap xD

[@pleasenosteponsnekv5619]

does... does claptrap wanna do something with glados?

[@thesquidiot3148]

no . . . but I can tell you do

[@downcastend11]

Yeah he wanna puts his usb into her port. I hope clap has a type C usb. GLaDOS like her men big.

[@anonymouslydone7683]

Claptrap wanna clap that robot ass if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@1218Draco]

And Lok from "Tak and the Power of Juju". And Kronk on "Emperor's New Groove". And the flight attendent on Soarin' over California. And that one guy on "Rules of Engagement". And... DAMN, Patrick Warburton's a busy actor!

[@SilverSting420]

GLaDOS: A swift blow to the head wouldn't hur- Ash: Don't need to tell me twice! *WHACK*

[@Sir_Crow]

I love the Halo reference, for um, reasons....

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

"Take me somewhere funny, like the Zoo" that IS funny

[@Monkedan10]

when someone dies on minecraft hardcore mode 10:08

[@UglyBarnical58]

4:21 whats happening?

[@undead923]

Ugly Barnacle 58 "Kumquats"

[@carljohnston7725]

2:17 GLaDOS: Broooock? Broooock? Do you require assistaaaance?

[@alparslanzerey205]

2.17 Glados: Brock, do you require assistance? Brock: I'M FINEEEE!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So nobody else searched for this, right? You also fell asleep on auto play and woke up to this in confusion

[@zaksnow2233]

I will never get tired of hearing GLaDOS calling someone a moron, regardless of the context...

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

"made that E.T. game look like Halo." god damn.

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

I miss this game!

[@planetbloptogon133]

The Nightmare King and the immortal hockey mask killer? How the fuck did I not notice that!?

[@angelangelis8362]

Grym Griffin The comics man, and fair enough I just noticed that too! Yep, ol Ashy has taken on Jason and Freddy, and when he took on the later he was juiced up with Deadite powers. He's had a time. Wish that was Canon in Ash Vs Evil Dead.

[@aerothallji6514]

If there was a sequel to this game, then most likely Claptrap will be there with his current design from BL3 and the new voice actor for him as well.

[@thatonerotom8999]

I hope he is, he was a big highlight for me

[@No_Sleepee]

"Well done. Now we'll see how you do when I'm NOT stacking the deck in your favor." "Why can't I get cards like that?" "Because you're a moron." priceless

[@HER_Only_sIN]

Favorite moments were 0:45-2:04, 2:50-3:07, 4:20, 5:28, 5:54, 8:23, 9:27, and 10:07

[@endertwelve]

Claptrap and GLaDoS banter is the best.

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

2016 is right around the corner, let's see that DeGrassi invasion with Ash

[@monkeyman767]

1:05 "A swift blow to the head wouldn't hu-" *Ash punches claptrap without hesitation* Okay, that got me.

[@user-yy4uf5jr7e]

2021 dubstep is still kickin some what strong

[@TheFinnflash]

"What in the name of Walt Wittman's six-cylinder riding a lawnmover just happend here?"- I think I got a new term to use besides :what the fuck..."

[@a.k8185]

4:35 "friggin robot human.." *Stares in pre-robot glados*

[@ackbarfan5556]

10:16 Love Clap's swear storm! LOL

[@antuanettemaysundo1409]

10:16

[@a.k8185]

9:39 the rule 34 community when glados was revealed

[@sscamc]

Claptrap and GLaDOS are some of the funniest valve caracters IMO.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Claptrap is Gearbox, not Valve

[@youngop]

needs some more characters, bojack, archer, peter griffin, and the Pigeon from Mike Tysons mysteries

[@sharkanenoa5928]

Miss me, miss me, now you have to KISS ME!!!

[@Snowfox572]

10:12 huh, so that's where that voice clip came from...

[@antuanettemaysundo1409]

10:12

[@joeywomer]

GLaDOS: "Now we'll see how you do when I'm not stacking the deck in your favor." Me: "Was she helping the player cheat?"

[@TheColdfrontCommander]

“The Biden to your Obama!” I actually died on that

[@MrGemHunter]

God GLaDOS is a treat

[@tacticianM]

I wish I can still get this game

[@sample_text_legend]

You can still find the game for around 5-6 bucks on places like Amazon or G2A. It gives you a code which will automatically link it to your steam.

[@nothintoseeheremovealong9372]

God I love Patrick Warburton’s voice.

[@jiggamanog]

7:32 "Missed me missed me now you have to kiss me!" xD

[@planetbloptogon133]

Claptrap: Hey Ash, ever thought about taking up a sidekick? Ash: I'm more of a solo act. Me: coughSamfromEvilDeadRegenerationcough

[@cringecomedy4728]

“Kumquat” Why was that funny? Claptrap predicted internet humor

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Nightmare King and Immortal Hockey Mask Killer. Ah a reference to the comic crossovers

[@NoblePunk]

"ah fudgenuggets" guess im not the only one who say that

[@danzillaawesomesauce1430]

9:02, is Claptrap talking about Jason Voorhees?

[@TTHBLOX_]

Yes. Ash was in a freddy vs jason vs ash comic

[@YowLife]

It's like Sam and Max think they're so funny they don't even have to try. I don't understand they're jokes, they either say them to casual and fast, or to plain and uninteresting.

[@RX-NoName]

most of their jokes are related to the sam and max games and comics, that's why.

[@chrissy93x]

Glados and Clap trap hahahaha best combo

[@Sigujang]

This is my asmr for sleep

[@oniking2247]

god i wish they would put this back up for buying

[@Envy1359]

9:27 Claptrap feels Envy...

[@retronomicon7359]

Proud Survivor of the Degrassi Invasion of 2016

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

"Hey Sam! I've think I've hit brain!"

[@Kemonokami]

You mean Joe Swanson. The best part about both characters is that they're normally calm and collective, but they go apeshit when they lose their patience. XD

[@elizabethwesley7572]

Glados pasing through claptrap at 6:31

[@SonofTiamat]

Rick Sanchez for Poker Night 3!

[@acrylicowo8866]

same !!

[@TomboTime]

i was thinking the same thing!!

[@Christian00W2]

I was thinking about including Big Daddy from Bioshock or the sole survivor from Fallout

[@DelRio1991]

I always said I wanted this game, never got it. It's too late now

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Not exactly. You can get it on Amazon for $6. If your computer is OS (Be it Windows or Mac), you can play it. It'll give you a code to put in your steam account and it'll go instantly into your steam games library. :3

[@onedaxster]

"The dub is the only music that survives the great digital event horizon of 2033" Well, I think Despacito may make it out fine too.

[@thememelord4235]

"the biden to your obama!" this was far ahead of its time

[@diamondthedragon9792]

4:53 I sometimes imagine the player is Chell since she doesn't speak and GLaDOS always makes fun of her. XD

[@NewtonSparetire]

Brock looking like a telltale character. 😅

[@imunoriginalokay4400]

The game is made by telltale though

[@itspice8737]

"Hey Sam, I think I've hit BRrraaAIIiiin"

[@boyikaruz8415]

3:04 that is adorable