Claptrap in Poker Night 2 - Funny Lines

Claptrap plays poker in Poker Night 2! Gameplay and funny lines from Borderlands' Claptrap in Poker Night 2. Check out Claptrap in XBLA poker game Poker Night 2, also featuring GladOS as dealer. To see more of GlaDOS in Poker Night 2: • GlaDOS in Poker Night ...

[@dibarra5461]

"Well, of COURSE he won with THOSE cards! Even STEVE could have won with those cards, and all he can say is 'He Yo'!"

[@novacommander4297]

Heyooooo!

[@dibarra5461]

"SHUT THE F*** UP, STEVE! And people say I´m annoying!"

[@joshuapangan262]

Heyoooo

[@joshuapangan262]

Justin Harman SHUT THE **** UP STEVE

[@exopaladin9214]

Shut the fuck up steve

[@dougymoney379]

4:43 That's my favorite part!

[@djfloofy109]

"SHUT THE F**K UP!"

[@joseleal1420]

then steve should've been like awe man xD

[@joseleal1420]

THAT part was hilarious!

[@saucyship8451]

Voice Master HEEEYOOOO!

[@dibarra5461]

Saucy Ship8 SHUT THE F*** UP, STEVE!

[@Syrahl696]

There's one where Claptrap says when he wins a hand: "That was like taking candy from a baby! Which on Pandora is really hard, cuz they're all armed to the teeth... that they don't have yet." That one has to be my favourite line.

[@adambakas13]

Gearbox put a fail safe mechanism in claptrap, clever.

[@bobbymyers8541]

I have border lands the pre-sequal and meh fave character is.... CLAPTRAP HES A PLAYER

[@mr.e8566]

I know i'm replying late, but Randy, the CEO is a shithead thinking he's always right and sucks the investor's dicks for more money plus his bad attitude cost us Claptrap's OG voice actor

[@JackFRipper]

The failsafe didn’t age well lmao

[@subjectdelta7210]

Jack Ripper looks like it malfunctioned in some of the CEO’s

[@rs861]

Claptrap: "Oh, that. That's my aftershave. Nothing drives the lady robots crazy like a few dabs of burning hydrocarbons behind the audio sensors. Aw yeah." GLaDOS: "It's true. It's driving me insane. Just like Lizzie Borden." 2:20 LOL

[@Cracken_]

1:12 This part aged so well now that Claptrap's original voice actor got unfairly fired

[@everydayistacotuesday9847]

yeah the new one sucks, too. Being fired after being assaulted and asking to be paid for work is insane.

[@subjectdelta7210]

When you realize claptraps voice actor had a falling out with gearbox 1:08

[@autistichades5552]

He sounds so sarcastic tho XD

[@azzyasbourne9107]

God damn it Randy

[@epicgizmo5565]

1:09 lol oh how accurate that is now

[@theshadowthie1]

Y

[@ineedzemedic5810]

Omg love your gir pfp

[@pr1ngles884]

Ha

[@dr.jotarorobotnick813]

Wait what did Gearbox do?

[@idontknow164]

@@dr.jotarorobotnick813 well, just Randy Pitchford CEO of Gearbox. David Eddings (voice of Claptrap and Business VP at Gearbox) was rage fired in 2017 for asking a question about a potential sale of Gearbox. Randy didn't tell him and David only found out after a source leaked it to him and asked to remain anonymous. At GDC 2017 Eddings confronted Randy to ask him and things got physical. Randy shoved him demanding he reveal his whistleblower. He was fired days later. In the development of Borderlands 3, Eddings was willing to put the past aside to return as Claptrap for the fans as long as he was paid as an outsider and received royalties for past work. An agreement could not be reached. Randy says Eddings was paid handsomely for past work and refused 2x scale for returning to BL3. Eddings says no offer like that was made. Newsweek has the full story; Google "Newsweek David Eddings" for the full story. I'm inclined to believe Eddings over a known liar.

[@the_jones528]

4:25 The crossover we needed.

[@loganlorensen3262]

Claptrap: "wub wub wub wub wub wub wuuuooob *continues*" Brock: "What the hell is that crap? GLaDOS: "I believe it's what the kids are calling 'dubstep'."

[@EJAXK13]

another good reason to die young.

[@Jemv1]

Jesus, can't you play some Zepplin or something!

[@Baage73]

You better get used to this sound grandpa, because the dub is the only music that survives The Great Digital Event Horizon of 2033, Boom.

[@xones4864]

@@Baage73 Great.. another reason to die young!

[@alexwebb3104]

@@Baage73 Great. Another reason to die young.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

For real. Cartoon Network lawyers are brutal.

[@GenshinLover283]

How so?

[@OswaldMarcRogers]

More brutal than Nintendo’s or Disney’s?

[@mim3301]

Oswald Marc RogersTM how is Nintendo brutal

[@honolex]

@@mim3301 Nintendo is super brutal

[@StrawPlayz1]

This comment made me laugh

[@loganlorensen3262]

I love where CL4P-TP does "what the kids are calling 'dubstep' ".

[@godofallworlds9520]

I TOTALLY lose it!

[@theblaze509]

Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub

[@kylestubbs8867]

"...with a rust salad fork! Know what I mean?" I say that whenever someone on the other side of a locked door opens it for me.

[@gentlemanmaniac9992]

members of the kill the human meeting claptrap ,glados ,bender ultron, hal 9000, Skynet, vexus, and hk 47

[@liopleurodon2000]

I should draw that

[@connorluff180]

Please draw that that group is all I ever needed to see

[@kristophershepard2563]

Remind me of Vexus?

[@NewtypeCommander]

@@kristophershepard2563 Vexus was the big-bad from the Nickelodeon series "My Life as a Teenage Robot".

[@The_X-PO_Center]

What about the Decepticons?!

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

In the unlikely event of a fire storm, the salad bar may be used as a floatation device.

[@beckhornig7910]

Cynthia Bell I think you mean wine bar.

[@DankestRyu]

That completely fucked up my mind.

[@jacobsykes2818]

Love how Glados stepped in a couple times and completely roasted claptrap

[@kildaver]

The only "hots" GlaDOS has for him would involve actual *FIRE*.

[@meaziedoesstuff7570]

I feel like this is accurate

[@thegrayone5666]

"Deception.exe successful"

[@NoobityBoobity]

+Bradley Morgan Too bad he'd just talk and give away his position. Zer0 would be disappointed.

[@thegrayone5666]

NoobityBoobity I want to see him play Poker. Now.

[@NoobityBoobity]

He'd just use decepti0n, walk around the table, look at everyone's cards and win all of it. :P

[@superhypermetalsonic2551]

Infinity war is the most ambitious cross over This game:exist

[@ragingraider889]

such a shame some people dont like/ hate claptrap. i like the guy! i'd totally bodyguard him. darn sam..

[@ultimatedeadpool3016]

Bodyguard me? YAY I CAN RUN AROUND SAYING SCREW YOU DUMBASS PSYCHOS! Without them trying to murder me!

[@zaneisfine]

+Claptrap Thanks for the quick shot of cringe, mate.

[@justinkirsch7191]

claptrap is one of my favorite video game characters

[@LunasSpiderComics]

I love claptrap!!

[@shockwavespider3942]

5:35 claptrap’s beatboxing

[@star_showman6002]

2:54 "In the unlikely event of a fire storm, the salad bar may be used as a floatation device"

[@Therwutleere]

Claptrap really is my brother.

[@apiniorchard]

Wheatley how's life doin PS I killed claptrap

[@bobbymyers8541]

+Ame CRY NOW

[@DragonsREpic]

...I thought I was

[@firstnamelastname4549]

Ew a furry

[@earliness]

AYYY THE WOLF AMONG US 1:40

[@pepsia6508]

poots_mcgoots - osu LOL

[@crazypenguin2246]

It's sad that where never going to have a session 2 of wolf among us R.I.P. telltale.

[@Iampeeb]

Some fans need to make it or something

[@otonielb]

Sir Romeo hmmmmmm

[@NocheTenebri]

God I love Claptrap

[@nemesisstars1527]

Same 🤣

[@cordellriemer5177]

@@nemesisstars1527 me 3. Who am i kidding he's like a pal to me

[@teamvlcn6820]

I love how the game continues through all of the chatting. Just like real poker games.

[@socelamcart]

4:46 is amazing and my fav part

[@Radman1889]

Claptrap: Why can't I get cards like that?

[@AshleyBonilla]

+Radman1889 GLaDOS: Because you're a moron. :|

[@Radman1889]

+Ashley Bonilla Claptrap: Well, I'd like a second opinion on that.

[@AshleyBonilla]

***** Brock: That's true. You're a moron. :/

[@stephilove6]

Radman The Lucario no he’s an idiot

[@unoriginalityismyspecialty5166]

4:42 is 100% the best part of the video.

[@thexarchives]

Avengers endgame:most ambitious crossover Poker night 2: hold my bear

[@TheFallen552]

"Hellooooooo, future loseres! but seriously, who's HDMI port do i have to kiss to get a drink around here?"

[@tarkcakr870]

4:40 CT: "Well of course you won with those cards! Even Steve can won with those card and all he can say is "Hey ooo-" Steve: "Heyoooo!" CT: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE! People say Im annoying."

[@gladosmaincore8589]

GLaDOS - The player has busted out and must live of the table before everyone starts laughing. XD

[@tannermartin3746]

2:40: he was humming ain't no rest for the wicked :P (the first boarder lands 1 intro song)

[@c0n22]

Thought it was the credits for the pre-sequal?

[@fpspwny995]

1:08 That got really meta for a second there.

[@harrygallop3766]

Love that Steve has made a return for the Borderlands 3 wildlife videos 😍

[@ejaymes00]

This is seriously the best Robot Hyperion Ever made to bless us Humans to enjoy its existence

[@quinnzyker6521]

1:20 welp. That’s aged well

[@CursedReject444]

4:43 nice one claptrap 😂

[@gladosmaincore8589]

GLaDOS-Tee hee :)

[@gladosmaincore8589]

No.

[@tobi_nator]

GLaDOS, why are you so small in this game?

[@gladosmaincore8589]

I built smaller substitute body.

[@spysappingmahinternet]

GLaDOS Main Core Rats!

[@Justgirlmustache]

Hugo Vasquez hates claptrap can't blame him

[@stensoft]

Everyone hates Claptrap. Even Claptrap. He's very depressed about it. He's just programmed to sound cheerful.

[@charleswillhite5375]

No, everyone hate Steve, apparently. Claptrap got annoyed at Steve in one of his lines.

[@dr.nefarious2132]

charles Willhite Don't forget Steve shot Claptrap

[@thenarwhalman8941]

This video got me into playing poker in general. Thanks my man!

[@leafybeafyxd8665]

Claptrap actually cheats in poker at the beginning of the Borderlands 2

[@TheTeamAvengence]

I died and went to heaven when I saw GLaDOS

[@reyfauzi]

I died at Steve's "heyoo"

[@danielmclatchie2053]

SHUT THE F%@£ UP STEVE!!!

[@xxantman246xx3]

Is anybody gonna talk about Glados’ really cute giggle??

[@espurr6107]

"Forget I asked." "I can do that too! See? Woah, accidentally erased my Bar Mitzvah there, ben zona!"

[@arrowpirate9011]

"Whose HDMI Port do I have to kiss to get a drink around here?" If he's insinuating what I think he's insinuating, then that is f*cking hilarious.

[@jonstepofficial5298]

4:47 this was the most dankest thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂😅😅

[@MysteryLJ]

I love CL4PTR4P so much XD

[@olegoleg258]

Has anyone...ANYONE... _EVER_ ... hear glados giggle? It's a first for me

[@carrotpl]

I like how most of them treat him like a kid *especially glados*

[@abbybrown1415]

Heeeeyoo!

[@loganlorensen3262]

Shpoovy Fluffington XD

[@mistere.m.p.1573]

robobobobot SHUT THE F$#K UP STEVE!

[@spikespiegel5878]

robobobobot shut the feck up steve!!!

[@axotheaxolotl6839]

..And people say I'm annoying!

[@laumickey3016]

@@spikespiegel5878 F U C C

[@legohero6049]

claptrap: nothing drives the lady robots crazy like a few dabs burning hydrocarbon behind the audio sensors Glados: its true, its driving me insane

[@kristophershepard2563]

sansomega23 just like Lizzie Borden.

[@saturniidspectre]

(2:53) "In the unlikely event of a firestorm, the salad bar may be used as a flotation device!" - Claptrap in Poker Night 2 "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open." - The Blubbo's Whale in Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People

[@SnowTheKitsune]

I fucking love claptrap xDDDDD He is even more funier in this game than in borderlands

[@xPowerfulFart]

0:52 Joe swansons(family guy) voice!

[@tarkcakr870]

Ey Beter

[@pfudorliker247]

@@tarkcakr870 'Ey, Beter! I'm in a Poker Night tournament!

[@darthxenos7743]

Brock and Joe share the same VA. Patrick Warburton

[@tlebron8426]

Claptrap: I will not be silenced! The truth is... Gearbox Logo Plays Claptrap (whisper): Okay, what I was going to say was... Cooperative Company Logos Play.

[@emolgod5533]

4:43 XD

[@meaziedoesstuff7570]

Ayooooo! SHUT THE **** UP STEVE!!!

[@dannyvalido7408]

I love everything about this and more

[@alexs6746]

GLADOS and claptrap are perfect for eachother

[@cubah1]

This game is really good, fun to play and a great mobile game. It's not even in the App Store anymore. I wonder if this game got the recognition it deserved

[@ohanat6-pack351]

Claptrap: well of course you won with those cards even steve could win with those cards and all he can say is hey'ooo

[@alexwebb3104]

Steve: Heyoooo! Claptrap: Shut the (beep) up,Steve! And people say I’m annoying.

[@frankwest5388]

2:15 was that a bender easter egg

[@seinavt]

GlaDoS: Tee hee that line made my life...

[@Bioboss117]

This is brilliant...

[@kevanoid]

wish you included all his eliminations =/ loved his borderland one lol

[@SteamMasterGaming]

My god I want this game!

[@Exmortis85]

i can listen to that all day xD

[@donniecope5859]

I miss this game

[@EX35]

Nice. 2:40 "There Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" Theme for Borderlands 1. Awesome song. Subtle reference they put there.

[@hXc0r3]

This officially looks lik the greatest poker game ever, which isn't a difficult milestone..

[@vizionraymond2455]

4:50 claptrap:SHUT THE F$!K UP STEVE.coptube:claptrap...

[@Opticfreakinbarrel]

How I love you, Claptrap.

[@crystalm00n86]

was not expecting GLaDOS to drop in like that.....out of all things! 🤣

[@asrieldreemurr5018]

Claptrap sounds like bill cipher

[@techfreak244]

Asriel Dreemurr may be the same voice actor

[@franklydondor3448]

Nah they have different voice actors

[@Kjf365]

Probably a similar filter with a similar voice style in mind.

[@cesarv7685]

speaking of Clap-trap, I tried to imagine him as a human robot (with the eye and the 1 wheel still on him) and for some reason, I imagined him as some kind of anime cyborg or something... honestly, it's hard changing the details because of that...

[@downcastend11]

Heh still would be awesome

[@HerpDerpWalrus]

I still love, "That's what you get for screwing with the Clap!"

[@Lagwire77]

dat giggle.

[@IronMoth.]

Claptrap best character

[@TheJoker-rd7yz]

Thanks minon.

[@jiangx18]

so Claptrap can't climb stairs but he can hop on a chair that is same height as him?

[@cantryssc8709]

Someone hasn't played the pre-sequel. The answers in the game.

[@jiangx18]

+Cantryss C FYI, I played the Pre-sequel. BTW, if you have PLAYED TPS, you would know his stair climbing wheel got ripped off some time between TPS and BL2. This video is after the event of BL2. Nice try kid.

[@jiangx18]

+Cantryss C hehehe, some one is pissed. Did I pluck a nerve somewhere? Here man easy. Take a seat, take a deep breath.

[@jiangx18]

+Cantryss C Oh man, you are relentless aren't you. I thought you would still be in shock; sitting in bed with a blanket wrapped around you. Meh, you bores me now. Come back when you come up with a more creative insult, I'm looking forward to see the full extent of your mental faculty.

[@jiangx18]

+Comrade Kick It escalated quickly didn't it

[@olegoleg258]

Dark humour in a game with my favourite video games characters..? Im in

[@kelskelskels]

I really want to stop watching these, but I am so In love with the dialogue, it's hard to stop.

[@smbmadman1]

You already did that to every single person who may be trying to watch the video right now.

[@amscarpi]

The first two comments I see are the line that I came here for, thank you

[@Oodychannel]

Claptrap: WHAT ARE WE BETTING? KIDS?

[@faunaswag]

even steve could have won with those cards. and all he can say is heyoo! HEYOO! shut the fu*k up steve. died of laughter right there

[@Kerorokid1]

4:40 is the best one out of them all

[@cameronadams68]

The Heyyoo Bit is so funny.

[@evelynmirick91]

My brother, his friend, and me watched this and now we all say “ay oh” instead of “hi”

[@TheFallen552]

"hello future losers!"

[@onedaxster]

Well, of course you won with those cards. Even Steve could've won with those cards. And all he can say is "Heyo".

[@maxharter5716]

HEYOOOOOO!

[@Drag0n092x]

d'aww glados goin "teehhee" :3

[@andrewlaveault1543]

Oh Gearbox... Looking at you today. All we can do is sigh.

[@AlexZebol]

Only now have I realised that Brock and Hugo Vasquez are voiced by the same VA. Darn.

[@judgetbuzzard]

best line ever nuf said

[@frost4794]

I honestly want CN to have a series on no one but Claptrap.

[@stefanfr13]

Aww, I was hoping that the one where claptrap's voice thingy gets busted so he says "bo-bo-bo-bo-bo" would be in the video.

[@Lyall_Ace_Wolf]

Claptrap X glAdos I ship it

[@metametang7628]

If mean X amount of pieces there will be if claptrap left through out the test chambers then yes.