God is Punishing Us!

[@alirezamosadegh2044]

I'm Iranian and an earthquake happened recently and all the religious people are saying "there has been an earthquake because women aren't wearing hejab and this is happening because there are so many sinners" 😑😑

[@mannysong1752]

Alireza Mosadegh As a person who comes grew up in a religious Fundamentalist environment...I hear stupid shit like this all the time when something bad happens.So I feel your pain man.😁😁😁

[@nobodyfromnowhere3597]

Oddly enough though religion does spread across former soviet republics but right here we all kind of get it that Earthquakes have nothing to do with God, but than again we kind of were hardline atheist.

[@jkm7983]

Was anyone hurt

[@joanmumi146]

Justin Mielke unfortunately yes the aftershock of the earthquake hit north iraq too and we had injuries and deaths

[@austinhernandez2716]

Be careful, you could get killed there just for saying that.

[@AntiCitizenX]

"God doesn't do drone strikes. God does NUKES!" Awesome! :D

[@ericklopes4046]

Glad to see you here. I appreciate your content, very elucidating, that content. We got someone to translate your videos here, too bad we can't get anywhere beyond hundreds of views ;-; Edward Current called you a racist btw. Nice dude, that Edward. I appreciate his content as well.

[@gutchutavov2812]

Upload a new video

[@elduende367]

esp in S and G-String Fling Season

[@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs]

I know someone who does nukes better than God. Gandhi.

[@ricardoalves9605]

I get that reference

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

God - So what's the most important thing about being me? Jeffrey - Pretending like you don't exist. 😂

[@ericx6969]

@@claudioestrella1160 don't have children

[@dinamosflams]

@@claudioestrella1160 that is only the Second one, but he was learning xD

[@adambarrett6907]

“It’s the creator of the universe, changing the climate because teachers no longer tell school children to mumble to me.” Lol

[@blu4085]

I laughed at everything, but that one in particular made my day today..A laugh a day keeps religion away.

[@martinsoukup562]

@@blu4085 sad

[@TitusRedwind]

After hearing about Pat Robertson's passing, I felt i had to come back to this video. It's one of my favorites and the portrayal of him is a big reason for that.

[@strcopy]

Me too 😂

[@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798]

Funny I had to hear of his passing from a Toon!!

[@AllanMogensen]

Somehow i don´t think he went "home to God" He might be in for a surprise, even if he knew what he was indoctrinating@@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798

[@Pharoax]

@@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798let me guess, a fish told you

[@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798]

@@Pharoax why no.... I didn't hear it from CNN

[@retrollennialdungeonz2451]

"ISIS IS ICED!" I'm done. 😂

[@abrahamlincoln9280]

Same 😂

[@HumanBeing-xc9vy]

your profile photo is offensive

[@eriXD_1510]

"God doesn't do drone strikes; God does nukes!" That one killed me, I couldn't stop laughing XD

[@jimscobie6646]

eriXD you were laughing after you were killed? did you finally stop laughing?

[@BRH0208]

"That one killed me" Nukes do that

[@markfindlay8636]

Yeah he prefers the machine gun to the snipers rifle!

[@Night-ec7ef]

I'd be down with Jeffery taking over as god.

[@jaxonkight4227]

Night I am an Atheist, but If I found out Jeffrey became a Deity, I would convert.

[@therawmeatball6883]

Who wouldn't...

[@jefferylarson3218]

Thank you

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

Same

[@wickedness_666]

Because Jesus Christ is a fucking homophobic asshole!

[@Artistic_Storm]

What’s funny is that even when I was little I always questioned god, but I was too afraid to tell anyone my thoughts because I knew it would be an hour long argument.

[@Guys_Love_Each_Other]

its just waste of time to talks with people who just want to live normal/average life 😅

[@MasterTSayge]

Sad thing is, if Jeffery was God, Darkmatter2525 wouldn't exist. All Praise the Jeffery!!

[@jacobc9221]

...Great. You had to ruin it, didn't you!

[@madjames1134]

@Cyber But negating what you see isn't a "different belief", it's plain stupidity.

[@bat8046]

@Cyber He would, but he'd be such a great god that DarkMatter 2525 wouldn't need to criticize him.

[@GothPrime]

Aka lucifer

[@bread2512]

@@GothPrime dude STFU he's literally morally better than God he can't be Lucifer bitch

[@PaleGhost69]

That Pat Robertson portrait is super realistic. It looks just as dead as the real zombie!

[@bimgraves4551]

Dam dude, you everywhere.

[@PaleGhost69]

I Piss On Confederate Graves I know, huh? It's like I don't have a life or something... ;)

[@bimgraves4551]

PaleGhost69 We are the same, you and I.

[@HylianOverlord]

I don't think the real Pat Robertson can raise his arms that high.

[@antitheist3206]

He looks way too alive, it's scary

[@metalngames509]

I love how Pat Robertson keeps dying and coming back to life. XD

[@johsiantorres8495]

Skankerman Studios LMAO I KNOW RIGHT

[@jameslarimer9211]

I like the first part. I know it sounds messed up, but it really would make the world a better place.

[@Theyownyou]

These videos helped spur the start of my deconverting from a lifetime of Christianity. I'm still confused as hell and emotionally wrecked, but am seeing things much clearer now. Thanks.

[@Kleo3392]

Sorry you’ve been lied to your whole life.

[@RoyalRust]

Theyownyou I remember being terrified after admitting I didn't 100% believe in god, for a long time it was like ghosts. You *know* they don't exist, but you're still terrified of being alone at night in a creaky house. Bridges were the worst. After a long time of no smitings, I realized it was ok. It gets better.

[@elephystry]

Theyownyou **hugs**

[@Theyownyou]

Haha. Yes, I started to notice the smiting thing. No ghosts, goblins or demons have tried to take me out since I deconverted either.

[@Theyownyou]

Thanks conduit122!

[@kimandreasheroy]

*DROPS EVERYTHING* DarkMatter is out with a new vid!!!

[@darthkenobi66]

Let's make a new religion, Jefferism

[@wormbag80]

Honestly!

[@apex3683]

I’m Muslim but I think religion shouldn’t even exist

[@firefox3399]

@@apex3683 so you are an ex muslim like me too ?

[@givemecaffeine2342]

@@firefox3399 I certainly am.

[@firefox3399]

@@givemecaffeine2342 cool

[@harmdizzle1979]

I grew up in a Christian house hold. While I still carry much respect for my family's beliefs, AND hope that they continue to have faith, I myself am an atheist. I became a non believer in the most incredible way. I actually took the time to read the damn book. I would never wish to take something away from someone that gives them such a sense of purpose, however I am perturbed that they continuously try to push they're beliefs on me. When asked questions about my lack of faith I simply tell them: please don't make me answer that. It will destroy the foundation on which you live your life. I am a good person, my morality is based on civility and respect. I don't fear the afterlife, because I don't believe there is one.

[@davidhopkins917]

Watch Theremin Trees' video "Respecting Beliefs". :o)

[@sirmeowthelibrarycat]

Harmony Vizenor 😳 There is some degree of confusion here. If you can live a ‘good life ‘ without religion, why not the rest of your family? Relying on a library of ancient writings that often contradict themselves, as the moral basis of life, is somewhat foolish! Why is their religion any more valid than all of the other supernatural views of life? Religious beliefs are a denial of our capacity for thinking and reasoning using evidence obtained by appropriate means, instead of trusting to faith alone. It was not faith that rescued the astronauts aboard Apollo 13, but one of the most outstanding examples of human ingenuity and inventiveness in all of recorded history. No ‘God’ or any other deity did anything about it! Continue to think for yourself and wonder at the achievements of humanity in the face of religious oppression.

[@rsspartanz]

I agree, I wish more people saw that and stopped being so judgmental against christians.

[@MrElionor]

+Harmony Vizenor You hope they continue to have faith? I mean you can have respect for who someone is but hoping they never change is a little extreme would you really be disappointed if one of your family members came to you and said that they're questioning they're beliefs? How do you know someone hasn't already when you shut down every attempt at a discussion?

[@harmdizzle1979]

I would never shut down a conversation if someone was legitimately questioning they're own, but if they're asking me to justify my own I find they are more or less just looking for an argument. Oddly enough, my wife is a Christian, (though she really just cherry picks what she likes) and her very existence is a contradiction. Good created me gay, but inspired Peter to dictate that Im an abomination, and should be stoned, but I'll listen to the Christian radio and tell you why your morality in the wrong name is your ticket to hell. She has an anxiety problem, and swears that her all knowing god watching her every move and deed good or bad is comforting, which sounds nerve wracking than anything. I just think there's more pressing issues than who's right in that area. I don't push my agenda on anyone unless it's political, and you better believe THIS progressive lesbo never backs down to a conservative bully. Because THAT'S a real issue. If you still believe in Santa clause, Merry Christmas, whatever. 😂. You guys are great

[@michelleberberich2127]

YOU are the one who finally made me quit religion. Now I have a world view that actually makes sense. Thank you!

[@surasisansanga9731]

I wonder what the Jupiterian did to pissed off god so much that he created a typhoon the size of earth on it for million of years now lol

[@vitalnutrients744]

I would love to be Jupertian, except it never happened, and never will happen.

[@margaretbarrett7469]

Surasi Sansanga I know this is very late, but that was a brilliant comment

[@CaptFoster5]

Rumor has it that storm on Jupiter is larger than three Earth's ... "God" is a spiteful bastard.

[@margaretbarrett7469]

David Soll yes, he really needs to take an “anger management “ course

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@margaretbarrett7469 no one has the patience to deal with that angry bastard.

[@nikolademitri731]

Holy Fuck, that illustration of Pat Robertson is fucking genius. I love you ❤️

[@deosaltare2913]

If theist believe one hundred percent in god why are they so scared of death? Shouldn’t they be celebrating?

[@atheistickhan7216]

DeosAltare It's irony ...as much as they delude themselves on the afterlife paradigm to give them a sense of stability and comfort , unfortunately reality can't be completely blocked away ; reality is always leaking thru the creases .The nature of reality stresses the delusional out of their minds and go on to cause fear of anybody who remind them of reality ( we are feared ; that's why we are viewed as Satanist or "unwittingly working for the devil ) .

[@elephystry]

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[@AidenOcelot]

DeosAltare after my great grandma died we cried that we never would see her again. But then we ate a buffet. Unfortunately as the only atheist, I didn't feel like eating

[@lowqualityshitposts8860]

Because, at least catholics believe that almost everyone will still burn in purgatory for an unknown time

[@redgreen2453]

That’s a really dark road, actually. A big hang up within the religious circles is what happens to babies if they die, obviously they haven’t had time to “accept” Jesus, so the general consensus is that they just get a free pass to heaven. That sounds nice until you realize that, if you truly believe in all that, the best thing you can do for your kids is to kill them as babies and guarantee they go to heaven, rather than letting them grow up and risk the possibility of their deconversion. We’re not the people who need reminding, but, man, Christianity is seriously fucked up when you hold it up to just the slightest bit of scrutiny!

[@unitic6378]

I think Jeffery makes a better god than God.

[@kate-sf6lo]

Plot twist: Jeffery is the real god

[@lisahenry20]

@@kate-sf6lo if Jeffrey was the real god, then I wouldn't mind worshiping him and he'd probably show evidence that he exists and not "test us by making the earth look old"

[@redcowcat8705]

@@lisahenry20 yeah. And he probably wouldn't allow people to steal organs from a living person, or kids being raped. Actually even hitler knows better.

[@bladbbbb927]

Agree!

[@lisahenry20]

@Simi Hanniel poeple can make judgements on characters based on texts. How do you think people know that Voldemort is worse than Harry Potter? How do people judge morally grey characters like Snape? I think Voldemort and the god of the bible are worse people than other characters for the same reasons, they are both power hungry and kill innocent people. In fact, it should be harder to prefer other characters to God than Voldemort because their texts are written for followers and fans of the 'good side', and history is written by the winners, so it should be harder for the character of God to be seen as a villain. Ps I would love to read a book where it is all written purely from the perspective of the villain (besides the bible because it's a really boring read)

[@WillcraftAnimations]

You made a valiant effort, but you couldn't capture the ancient, trembling, half-dead voice of Pat. Of course, you'd have to sound about 200 years older than you are, so it's an understandable failure as a voice actor.

[@RichardWatt]

Could anyone capture Pat's voice since he does sound like he's as old as Methuselah.

[@grayemn1409]

hello william

[@Gherkinspiel]

he eventually mastered it too hahaha

[@proudpureblood5073]

Jeff took over? So that,s why my lifes been so good these past few months!

[@awertyuiop8711]

Ann Koontz Uhm... Do you live in Hawaii btw?

[@proudpureblood5073]

No,pa usa. Happy nathan.

[@naverilllang]

Ann Koontz hawaii is in the US 😑

[@fcv4616]

I think this is your best video so far, DarkMatter2525. Very intelligent and ironic, and it shows the flawed logic of believers attributing natural disasters to trivial, human behaviour

[@thebrassmonkey100]

Thank god for DarkMatter2525....

[@GNParty]

Ironic.

[@TSProductionsVideos]

LOL

[@fduranthesee]

'God doesn't do drone strikes, God does nukes, Capiche?"

[@drewstillexists]

🤔

[@godsk19]

... Wait?

[@StephenRoseDuo]

Quote to live by "God doesn't use drone strikes God uses nukes"

[@hyrulecitizen7988]

Stephen Rose OH NO! GOD IS THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY HE CREATED US OR EVEN THE UNIVERSE!!!!! yeah yeah yeah we get it. You may not quite see that but OH MY LORD! GOD IS OMNIPRESENT MEANING HE'S EVERYEHERE AT 1 TIME! OH THE HORROR! why tho?!

[@wickedness_666]

Jesus Christ is the President of North Korea! Haha.

[@MarkLLawrence]

With the first passing of Pat Robertson I had to rewatch this one a few times 😂

[@blakkwaltz]

I just think the idea of god is sad. Human beings are so afraid of being abandoned that they would rather live in a world made by a abusive father figure. then accept reality for what it is.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

back in the day, conversion to christianity back in the day, wasn't exactly a choice. and after that, it basically has made itself the sole moral monopoly of our civilization. its indoctrination and societal control, not so much of a choice that humans would naturally make from a nutral position.

[@blakkwaltz]

Even if most people didn't have a choice. I still think it says a lot about what it is like to be human.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

blakkwaltz i would argue that it's more a fear of powerlessness. many animals are more afraid of being abandoned than humans are. think about it, god/allah litterally has every super power. according to christians he could solo both the marvel & D.C. universes. and he is on the side of his "faithfull".

[@recellenc4690]

''The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. ... DNA neither knows nor cares. DNA just is. And we dance to its music.” -Richard Dawkins Richard Rorty, a popular atheist philosopher, gives us a different perspective on the same truth: “There is no answer to the question, ‘Why not be cruel?

[@davidcao3838]

blakkwaltz I don’t think the idea is sad, especially back in ancient times. I don’t believe in it but it’s a very interesting idea. Living and understanding the world can be very terrifying for people back then. Creating something like a God helps ease that anxiety and dread about the world. Figuring out what reality is and isn’t is not easy and we only get to where we are now in terms of our understanding of the world thanks to thousands of years of scientific and technological revolution. So I don’t think the idea of god is a sad one, it’s actually quite interesting how the human race came up with this idea to deal with existential problems as our intelligence evolved.

[@SailorJenova]

Hasn't God already been on vacation for abt 2000 yrs in the miracles department? XD

[@charcole400]

SailorJenova haha

[@Tychoxi]

No miracles? Didn't you see that baby that survived a terrible disaster that killed like 500 others including other babies? Not to mention the Jesus appearing in a toast or two.

[@MajinDemyx]

He’s been on paternity leave forever, why is he still getting paid?

[@amojak]

3000 years , 2000 would just be he son who is also him or something :D

[@carybeweary7209]

He's sleeping like beerus. He needs to dream of super Saiyans God or smell good food to wake up.

[@drkim4077]

When God is Kira from death note lol 😂

[@alinastanescu4430]

Don't insult Kira like that, at least Lighr wanted to make the world a better place

[@Pharoax]

you mean jeffrey because he basically killed alot of criminals and so did Light

[@mr.kingkayyy7401]

At least Kira was mostly killing criminals and crime rates actually dropped as a result.

[@fahtihi]

I think @LoveYourself meant God was more like Kira when Jeffrey took God's place

[@Ponera-Sama]

Too bad God got hit by an ambulance

[@JRPGGUY]

"God doesnt do drone strikes, he does nukes!" LMFAO

[@agiar2000]

I cracked up so badly seeing the hideous mess that is your depiction of Pat Robertson. Hilarious! 😆

[@billasswhole9995]

Now that's a accurate description of pat. lol

[@heinleinsignthing6788]

I fail to understand, comprehend or realise the humour

[@SorowFame]

Aliearia Starr he'd probably use people as pins for bowling, or use them as real chess pieces.

[@mullm5375]

I thought Pat Robertson would never die then they turned around and revived him, what the hell!

[@girlgarde]

If I was Jeffrey, I'd depose "God" and take his place, "God" here is so inept and evil......

[@vitalnutrients744]

*if* "god" knows the future, then why would he keep jeffrey around, if he's basically lucifer? oh wait, god *is not* all powerful.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

God is not an administrator.

[@fgvcosmic6752]

@@vitalnutrients744 jeffrey isn't Lucifer Lucifer is Lucy Fur

[@kate-sf6lo]

Can he? Is he stronger than god?

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@kate-sf6lo In the video god's god Jeffrey killed god ussing a gun

[@Jean-LucPicard85]

Attributing natural disasters to Acts of God is a perfect example of, by thousands of years, outdated ignorance persisting into the modern world. Long ago people knew nothing about weather and atmospheric phenomena in general except that they were awesome, powerful and could affect their lives in extreme ways and divine personification was the only way to rationalize those things. Today we know what the Sun is and how lightning is created and why eclipses happen yet they still get connected to divine entities.

[@jkm7983]

Jean~Luc Picard like how Apollo pulled the sun across the sky everyday. Now we know that it's the earth's rotations making it appear to move across the sky

[@recellenc4690]

Atheists scientists believe that the UNIVERSE was created BY CHANCE COINCIDENTALLY RANDOMLY ✖❌>

[@recellenc4690]

The so called RATIONAL REASONABLE LOGICAL THINKING of atheist goes like this : 👤Atheist : Who created the beautiful necklaces and the other accessories? 👨Creationist : A Jewelry DESIGNER must have created them. 👤Atheist : Who created the Universe and Origin of the Species ? 👨Creationist : An INTELLIGENT DESIGNER must have created them 👤Atheist : Impossible, the Necklaces, Jewelry , The Universe, Species etc must have been CREATED BY THEMSELVES . NO ONE NONE NOTHING created them! Well, perhaps BACTERIA that came from Nowhere and Nothing suddenly appeared COACCIDENTLY to create Them RANDOMLY . That was more reasonable, you stupid Christian !!! 👨Christian : lol No, SOMEBODY created the jewelry. GOD created the Universe and Lifeforms NOTHINGNESS CAN'T Create Make Produce ANYTHING ( Necklaces, Rings, TV, Buildings, Programs, Products , DNA, Lifeforms,........ Universe...and ALL THINGS ) 0+0+0+0=0 Which hypothesis MAKES more SENSE TO HUMANS (Not to retarded apes ) ? A. If there are CREATIONS, there should be a CREATOR. or B. If there are CREATIONS, there should NOT be any CREATOR, there should be MAGICAL POWERFUL NOTHINGness

[@stug6974]

Present Yess | Alright, standard rebuttal: If God created the universe, who created God? If God is allowed to just “exist“, why can't the same argument be made for the universe?

[@ricardoalves9605]

Stug About to say the same

[@shady8045]

after pat died I'm not sure whether this aged well or not well. all I know is that I immediately thought of this video when I heard about it.

[@marcuspi999]

My favorite part. Pat Robertson saying, "Scientismists". So funny.

[@12201185234]

Dude, the quality of your animations is phenomenal these days. Such a steady improvement over time.

[@dakotanorth1640]

Rest in pieces, Pat Robertson.

[@UnboxedtvNet]

Looks like they finally couldn't bring him back....

[@blackswan9645]

Creationism is a synonym for magic

[@apollothesungod9832]

Black Swan yeah

[@infinitysalinity7981]

*belief in magic

[@mikean7074]

Black Swan And intelligent design as a synonym for creationism, much to the protest of some people who try to pretend that there's actual science to intelligent design and it isn't just magical spontaneous formation of whole animals no no just magical nudges in The evolutionary process

[@noisserc]

more like mithology

[@scottgeorge4760]

Mike AN Magic is fun 🎩😀 TA Da ! 🌎

[@mtsgaming5762]

Respect from tunisia To feel my bad luck its an arabic country

[@mercurialsilver5688]

gamer boy Ouch.

[@naly9406]

At least your not an ALGERIAN FEMALE UNDER AGE 😐

[@ssuhuss]

na ly stay safe beautiful

[@mtsgaming5762]

na ly هاو حالك اتعس من حالي 😪

[@naly9406]

Im trying my best 😥

[@lorenasalas3]

It’s sad how many other channels have so many subscribers and don’t do anything meaningful. Thank you for making videos I learn new things every time

[@PlanetAwesomenessProductions]

Jeffery savior of the world!

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Planet Awesomeness Productions Jeffrey is the real lord and savior not "GOD"...

[@owen-cu6gr]

I am Ki- I mean, Jeffery, God of the new world!

[@jefferylarson3218]

I'm workin' on it.

[@darthkenobi66]

I accept Jeffrey as my Lord and savior

[@werewolffamguy8597]

Jeffrey’s movement looks more ecstatic than usual

[@puns4days]

maybe he's getting close to escaping

[@Geronimo012]

Werewolf Fam Guy

[@laydieelle7069]

+Werewolf Fam Guy He likes his power trip, I'd say.

[@elmgtowbacandeguayaquil280]

@@laydieelle7069 Ohhhhhh my God ja ja ja ja ja 🤣 😃

[@jacobwillhoite5210]

"Rookie mistake. There's no good fault lines in Syracuse." I busted out laughing. If there is a God he must be the same one as depicted by Darkmatter2525 🕉

[@tormentor91]

"God doesn't do drone strikes, God does nukes!"

[@GanonGhidorah]

700 Club? Looks more like 700-Year-Old Club.

[@ezrawyvern6795]

I can't believe it took me three weeks to discover old Marion passed away. Don't worry, I'm not gonna mourn over him.

[@LadyEvilest]

Who else paused to read the newspaper stories?

[@_noble_bear8136]

Same

[@guytheincognito4186]

Yup

[@squarek123]

"Look at these assholes" under every picture

[@marcgold4649]

im not entirely sure, but I think darkmatter2525 is an atheist

[@Rosa-rr1yd]

BillNyeThe SciencePie nnnnnoooo way.

[@RecordFusionist]

REAALLY Wow I HAD NO IDEA!

[@kimikimkimkimkimkim8125]

You don't say...

[@Lizard-813]

BillNyeThe SciencePie Possibly. This will require further experimentation.

[@FuRyxBleedy]

Why is that?

[@templeofthemonkeygod9047]

Macys employee: says happy holidays God: T H E R E I S O N L Y C H R I S T M A S

[@thedoruk6324]

Every New Upload is Utterly *Worth* the Wait ! :)

[@Katibree]

The end of this slayed me lmao

[@AmeenAhmed1105]

Pat Robertson died today.

[@Jojosworld000]

Finally

[@drewstillexists]

So this is the Jeffrey is God episode we've all been waiting for.

[@dantealighieri536]

Perfect Pat Robertson impression

[@RaszarithTheEldritchOne]

Lmao indeed

[@danyrae3175]

I absolutely love your videos. They are so well-done and articulate. Thank you - please keep them coming :)

[@mediadunce653]

9:04 anyone here after it was announced that the robot won’t actually come to pass?

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Never Say Never 😂

[@dustinf49]

You know you're in for a treat when you see that the legend 'DarkMatter2525' has uploaded. Instantly liked and added to favorites before I hit play.

[@lordlammi1562]

Dustin Felts you can't favorite videos anymore.

[@dustinf49]

I can add it to my favorites. It's in my favorites now. I still haven't had time to watch the video.

[@infinitysalinity7981]

That's a bit irresponsible. What if DM uploaded a video saying that the earth is flat?

[@dustinf49]

*Any video by DM is going to be a good video* and y'all know this......man

[@guidomista3192]

8:21 when Karen complains to the manager about one of the employees saying happy holidays

[@colinmaclaughlanweir9670]

Body part P goes into body part A, but only if both partys want it there

[@emperoralvis6559]

If that's not literally the most cringy thing I've ever read.....

[@danwic]

It can also go in part V if you're straight or bi:p

[@MissQue715]

It also goes in to M when people want it there too....its all about concent

[@carpenoctem1577]

I think this one is by far my favorite episode. The Pat Robertson bit is just gold!! Well done.

[@owenmcfetridge1844]

RIP Pat Robinson. Sucks we missed his prediction that Boston would be hit by a volcano because a Target employee in Minnesota had a rainbow pin.

[@superpowerdragon]

this somehow feels like kira from death note

[@Axle3000]

You better mean the anime and not the movie

[@literallyglados]

@Zatchooze Naut and aimed at the wrong people

[@dovahking6514]

When i let go of my culture i felt sad, but your vids completely turn my frown upside down :) thanks keep it up!

[@bimgraves4551]

Shut up, Meg.

[@jamesgray7064]

Shut up Meg

[@N95_45]

Shut up, Meg

[@aditorium1]

Shut up, Meg.

[@mommy9934]

Hey honey 'v'

[@queenpatience7524]

I think we all need a friend like Jeffery, always calling us out on our bullshit 🤣

[@AngelsLOVESSoulMoneyThieves]

I think God hates me because I can hear my "match made," "FINANCIAL" Angels having sex with other ppl and police/armed forces/minors/elders/extradimensional terrestrials INSTEAD OF ME 24/7 FO YRS NW he fucked I thought about it and she orgasmed... it's real... I wonder what OF MINE they Gave God... BESIDES THAT PUSSY I think God hates me because I can hear my "match made," "FINANCIAL" Angels having sex with other ppl and police/armed forces/minors/elders/extradimensional terrestrials INSTEAD OF ME 24/7 FO YRS NW he fucked I thought about it and she orgasmed... it's real... I wonder what OF MINE they Gave God... BESIDES THAT PUSSY I Never got any soul money from masturbation BECAUSE NOBODY (NO ANGEL NO DEMOND NOTHIN) APPEARS WHEN I MASTURBATE... no one shows so no one ever drops off money to me.. loneliest person in multiverse.

[@adetheheat8657]

I'm a Christian and I find it hard to disagree with these videos! Aaah I'm.scared now

[@Sammie551]

Then stop being one

[@LOwens-xf8yo]

Most importantly, trust your self. All the love and grace you felt from God came from inside your own self. Realize how strong you are. Give yourself the love and forgiveness you used to ask god for. You are not a worthless sinner. You are a human being, struggling with your own imperfections and experiences, just like everyone. So be kind to yourself. And don’t worry about death until you get there. Be the person a merciful god would value: curious, kind, trustworthy, forgiving, etc. Good luck, I’ve been there myself and it does get easier.

[@burrytellam]

One of the funniest so far... "Good point Pat!"

[@NeAyumu]

"Did you just destroyed Hawaii by a volcanic eruption?" That one killed me.

[@mysterymastermind175]

THEREISONLYCHRISTMAS I laughed so hard

[@GrilledCheese_Master]

*T H E R E I S O N L Y C H R I S M A S*

[@JustVisiting_]

I'm offended you made Pat Robertson too life like

[@lTheBlackGuyl]

"God doesn't do drone strikes, God does Nukes"😂😂😂

[@dantedesilvio8336]

Your channel speaks the truth! I'm a Theist but I will still give this video an upvote.

[@wonderblockstalks3049]

your converting to atheism by watching this and that's not bad thing.

[@Karss]

WonderBlocksTalks I’m More of a theist in the sense that I believe their is a god but we don’t know.

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@BestoutsidebackOr a deist

[@evettejoy5518]

Deistic belief

[@wonderblockstalks3049]

@@Karss so your agnostic

[@Drosera420]

Korath Skullcrusher is an incredible name.

[@justincaviness]

Mrs Brisby Maybe if you're unoriginal and play as a half orc barbarian.

[@art4freak795]

Apparently Jeffrey is a better God than God

[@skepticbear3259]

IKR.

[@alialsawey7798]

from egypt ....love you

[@xOkamiOniX]

"Scientismists"

[@ZhoRZh37]

Webster worthy

[@Silverwind_23]

Almost forgot to come back, much like pat

[@Jukrates]

More God and Jeffrey!!

[@CursedSportsPredictionsNetwork]

The animation is outstanding! What an improvement from when I started watching and I liked the old animation to start with!

[@johansejio9968]

This is so hilarious XD greetings from the philippines. i used your videos as an example of how stupid religion is. Aside from george carlin videos :)our country is a very religous country i myself is a former dogmatic born again christian and now i'm using what i've learned in atheism and in my quest for truth to share it to my friends and your videos help me a lot you're one of my favorite atheist youtuber I really love watching your videos thank for your effort and dedication for doing what you love and sharing it to us. Godless us towards a better future. :)

[@afifkhaja]

This Channel is GREAT. Just found it today 😆

[@Game_Source]

1:29 That dude's collarbone game is strong. LOL!

[@Marcissus]

This is the greatest channel ever, the animation is charming, the videos are clever and thought provoking, but also funny.

[@nataliehill5296]

You should do "Christianity isn't a religion, its a relationship with Jesus"

[@GrilledCheese_Master]

Literally my dad

[@Ponera-Sama]

If Christianity isn't a religion, then it should stop getting tax exemptions

[@Sammie551]

Yes, they love to say that crap

[@sharonreeve7537]

“Jesus saves, not your religion”

[@Sammie551]

@@sharonreeve7537 Human worshipper!!!!

[@sebastiangamez4863]

Another great video 10/10 :D

[@robertsavageau112]

marvin gamez Agreed.

[@bits.and_pieces]

Hey man, your videos are great. Recently, I shared your channel with my 3 friends. Now they are fan of you. Love from Pakistan.

[@minhajul2756]

God wearing a Fadora is great

[@hyuzushokun4854]

Min Hajul its a Fedora....ugh...

[@mijaumijau916]

I love your pfp

[@LegalizeAlejandro]

I like what God does when he says “it’s hella mysterious” like he’s creeping in the shadows like a vampire or something lol

[@quackyig]

“Hawaii no longer exists”

[@kenchristiansen2080]

I always wondered why "God" needs to punish even the most faithful for the actions of a few who they try to stop from doing the "evil." The all powerful entity doesn't seem able to control its infinite power.

[@BrassPlayr]

God is an evil masochist that's why

[@TheUncleTedKzy]

*_THERE IS ONLY CHRISTMAS!!!_*

[@GrilledCheese_Master]

There are other holidays at this time of year besides Christmas

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

@@GrilledCheese_Master 8:21

[@codyowsianowski7382]

had me rollin! lmfao

[@markusmafra6910]

God had to take vacations forever and leave Jeffrey in his place , so we would know that we'd have a god truly worthy of praise and worship.

[@noseefood1943]

god is like me as a kid playing with model toys. when mess up building a plastic model plane, i used to get angry and throw it into the fireplace.

[@rainmom4x]

Noseefood yep. Great analogy. Spot on.

[@nunbiz9137]

I say let Jeffrey run shit

[@captainjurgh8142]

It must be god's doing, i just laughed my ass off when Paul said "Hawaii no longer exists"...

[@midnightscreamer2481]

I love this channel so much

[@kamerongrimm7597]

“God doesn’t do drone strikes. He does nukes” 🤣

[@emptyhand777]

I had to pause it when Pat Robertson came on, I couldn't hear the video over my laughter!

[@lindstheteacher1611]

As a Christian I find this so funny!

[@chrissonofpear3657]

Does it spark any other thoughts?