King David

[@ProfessorBorax]

The buzzfeed infowars evil spirit is absolute genius, I'm so impressed!

[@BernardoPatino]

ProfessorBorax Kudos to the Twitter guy who suggested it. Someone tell us the username.

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

Would the offspring not be The Young Turks

[@ProfessorBorax]

They would if the offspring of a black guy and a white chick was also white.

[@jonnynice8366]

I rarely laugh out loud about KZbin videos. This was one of those times.

[@fredrickgoodwill285]

Buzzowars or infofeed

[@BlocksNinja]

I once had a bible teacher who taught us that God wanted Saul to kill the Amalekites' animals because the Amalekites were sorcerers who could morph into animals. It's odd how in ancient times there were sorcerers and magic everywhere and now that we have cameras and such they are nowhere to be found, huh? How unfortunate

[@mikemillward1070]

Electric cables, powerlines and iron railway lines do much?

[@Roam-de-route]

indeed, interesting how they disappeared along with the unicorns and dragons after the invention of the camera

[@ibrahimismail7881]

The technology we have now is sorcery in a sense.

[@vanessadotson8067]

Maybe i can help u whit that, i know its been a year but here goes, God flooded the earth because 200 of his angel came down an slept whit womens there kids became giants some as tall as 36ft the angels also mix animals an humans 2gather an there giant kids ate man they were doing magic an all kind of stuff an thats why God flooded the earth an the angels kids God turned them into evil souls the 200 angels went to hell an there kids are here on earth hunting us humans, so fun facts an GOD BLESS US ALL!!! Amen 😇😇😇

[@johannfarmann8649]

Not that anyone would believe camera footage which suggested otherwise. It would be dismissed as a hoax. Who would take it seriously and risk being laughed at?

[@amysofia5783]

That cow was freaking adorable. More cows drinking soda = A+ content.

[@happymess3219]

Amy S 😊 i know right?... wasn't she cute?...

[@leeeastwood6368]

absolute bull!

[@davidh6300]

It's the simple things that people like

[@DavidSmith-xs3or]

Hell is only 200 miles below Detroit. Some people still consider Detroit to be like hell...although, downtown is experiencing a major comeback.

[@authenticallysuperficial9874]

100%

[@mug9591]

Samuel L Jackson and Joe Pesci. Great combo. Samuel: The Lawd!

[@rjonboy7608]

Next installment: "Yo, Bathsheeba! Howya doin?"

[@theweirdestsmartchannel1842]

And rocky david

[@justsam7919]

In the name of the L A W D!!!

[@apollyon_616]

a sith LAWD?

[@DuncanUdaho67]

“How Beyoncé inspired a whole generation and then PLANNED 9/11!” This is the best channel I’ve ever seen holy shit.

[@unitic6378]

1030 BCE: "I'm sure killing in the name of God will never be a problem." 2001: 9/11.

[@stewartgoodwin9488]

9/11 was an inside job. You dont know that yet? Google "loose change"

[@eagledown2872]

Ur a dumbass aren't u?

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

@@eagledown2872 *thou are a dumbass, aren't thou

[@rodprops]

@@stewartgoodwin9488 You beat me to that comment!

[@thedeekabides]

Haha haha killing in thr name of central banking interests. Iran is the only one left over there on their own currency.

[@Neurozumim]

Great quote: "Jeffrey, being God by defintion means that whatever I do can't be called evil"

[@CorePathway]

“Being president means everything I do is legal” - D.T.

[@S.D.323]

a real I am the senate moment

[@winterborn82]

As a 9 or 10 year old this was the the story that started the end of belief for me. My dad had spent a lot of time and effort teaching me to think rationally before he joined so many others in the religious wave of the 80's. When I was taught this story it set off so many warning bells for me that it broke the concept that god was all good.

[@georgelyddane8283]

literally same story here except i’m 18 and this happened very recently. I’m honestly just disappointed. I put so much hope in this god, devoted so much for him for such a long time, I was genuinely happy, but it just doesn’t make any sense. Reality is often dissapointing

[@AurelianPropaganda]

@@georgelyddane8283What doesn’t make sense?

[@AurelianPropaganda]

What is do you think all good is?? Genuine questions. What would you say is the perfect kind of King. What do you think a King should do if subjects of his nation plotted a coup or go against a serious command of the king.

[@grungefreak10]

So far, the biblical figures have been Arnold, Jeff Goldblum, Morgan Freeman, Sam Jackson, Joe Pesci, Sylvester Stallone and now Dolph Lundren as Goliath. Keep them coming, it's hilarious!

[@thebloocat]

He should've used Beckham

[@vanessadotson8067]

IS HELL HILARIOUS ?

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

There are quite a bit of contradictions in all of these Bible stories, but the "actor," choices are hilarious.

[@vanessadotson8067]

@Google is God You are to

[@bcbc8649]

@@vanessadotson8067 yes hell sounds hilarious

[@jaghond2]

that buzzfeed-infowar abomination put the fear of God back in my soul

[@DarkMatter2525]

This is the start of King David’s story, and his story has a lot of iconic moments from the bible, so I figured it would be good to give it the DarkMatter treatment. It could never be covered in one cartoon, so it has to be a miniseries. This fifteen minute animation only covers a few chapters, and I have around forty more to go, but I’m sure they won’t all need equal attention. I wouldn’t have even thought of doing it this thoroughly - as it’s a lot of work - if I wasn’t receiving the support I am from my patrons. So, thank you. You’ve really made projects like this possible. Also, I really appreciate those of you who have helped spread my work and engaged via sharing, commenting, etc, which helps me on KZbin.

[@iChopYouDrop]

DarkMatter2525 ily

[@mraj8372]

Awesome, Trumps Inauguration had a LOT of religious rhetoric in it. You should do a video on that.

[@terminator900000]

I see 15 min video i click like

[@danielessex2162]

DarkMatter2525 dude love your work.

[@FieryCharmander737]

Have you made a video on the end times yet?

[@Talon323]

this is by far the best interpitacion of the bible ever

[@itsaboutthattime4425]

sakmi kuhl the best what???

[@jamesburkestephenking9333]

Roadman Onjob must be Spanish, right?

[@adolfodef]

Spanish: "interpretacion" English: "interpretation"

[@justincale119]

sakmi kuhl interretardation

[@billschlafly4107]

Put an "O" at the end and you get the Spanish equivalent-o.

[@Anonymous551656]

"There's a lot of snakes on this plain." I lol'd

[@emaginationproductions]

I JUST got that 😂😂😂

[@lynnevega1976]

I didn't get that please help

[@garrettwade1294]

Regret Incarnate Snakes on a plane in a movie.

[@BlazingOwnager]

God Better Call Saul.

[@maxuno8524]

😂🤣 I had to pause, while I died from laughter 🤣😂

[@jimmyglea]

I could have used this channel in the 70’s and 80’s. I was born into the fundamentalist Christian cult, went to church 3 times a week, and attended a “school” attached to the church. I always knew something was off about my “education”. It wasn’t until I began to deprogram myself as an adult that I realized how much damage had been done.

[@mrpeanutbutter9882]

Ok, I watched this video and compared it side by side with that chapter of the bible and it is the same, the bible is so absurd lol

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

As is any.

[@dirtywash4890]

I feel like the church either skimmed over this part...or really made it seem like SAUL fucked up.

[@ShokoFlow]

watch his genesis 38 one

[@doggoslayer5679]

No you didnt

[@imvandenh]

@@doggoslayer5679 As Vincent Vega himself would say, that's a bold statement. You must be omnipresent and omniscient like Yahweh, and therefore know all things including what that faceless unknown internet person did or did not do. So tell me, since you know so much, what color socks am I wearing? Fucking kids. When will you brats learn to keep your fucking mouths shut when the grown-ups are talking? So you doubt the guy actually watched the video and compared it to the Bible. Is that really so fucking hard to believe, dipshit? I did the same goddamn thing the first time I saw this video when it was new. Now a couple years later I come back to watch it again and I see someone else did what I did or they said they did anyway. And you don't want to believe it. Well thanks for sharing. Go back to your fucking corner.

[@MrBDF2000]

This was amazing on so many levels, the demon, the sips of soda, the weaponized harp....next level writing

[@CRebel-by9fb]

"The women" "Ummm 77 percent dead" lol.

[@tijanajakovljevic6319]

JUST realised ahhahahaha

[@jkm7983]

I don't get it

[@aceandreimirandilla5391]

Why 77%? I dont get it either.

[@mchevre]

Because women make 77 cents for every dollar men make.

[@johnnygreenface]

MrGoat "earn" "over sever years"

[@-kxvin-5239]

That "im god" thing is just as funny as when batman says "because im batman" in hishe 😂😂😂

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Batman>God

[@bloodknightazodrac9224]

@@NivekTheEnigma He just needs preptime XD

[@eatenbyjezebel5604]

Bloodknight Azodrac he can do anything with enough Wayne bucks

[@jirivrana9562]

Actually god is more funny than Batman

[@nabils9837]

"In the name of the Laawwwd" 😂😂 gets me every time

[@tracysimon7972]

I thought Quentin Tarantino made this video for a second lol

[@mh4zd]

"Late, late term abortion..." Master stroke.

[@proculusjulius7035]

@KKKn50cal yeah and repubs are really pro life ..

[@efe_aydal]

Thanks for going back to Bible stories.

[@kreynus5137]

Efe Aydal abi sende burdamiydin ya

[@huseyinkalkan3642]

Abi napıyon burda

[@Lovelylondly]

Efe abi de buradaymış be.

[@maddyg2320]

Efe Aydal.... You have beautiful eyes! Too bad you don't make vids in English 🤷

[@refulge9075]

aa efe aybi

[@snitcheyes411]

"There's a lot of snakes on this plane." I'm holding you responsible for the soda on my computer monitor now, lol.

[@hjorturerlend]

Plain* ;)

[@maddyg2320]

@@hjorturerlend .. No, plane is correct 🤦

[@stewartgoodwin9488]

Oh.. I get it now. Im like "thats not in the bible"

[@maxuno8524]

😂🤣😂 I died

[@steveswangler6373]

@@maddyg2320 no it's not. the reference was to the movie, but the reference was made on a plain, not a plane.

[@_the__christianing_2350]

6:08 the cow, god, and the sheep drinking from Samuel L. Jacksons straw, had me in pain. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@andybee1381]

"Samuel, bring a cow with you and tell them you're going to Bethlehem to sacrifice it. That'll be your cover." Wow. Good thing Saul left a couple of cows alive then!

[@stewartgoodwin9488]

They had cows already.

[@deanna1410]

You know what turning bible stories into REALISTIC cartoons rather than cute kiddie shows is exactly what this world needs. EXACTLY what it needs!!

[@Incred_Canemian]

InfoFeed BuzzWar is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

[@akashicvariable]

ikr

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

"Interdimensional transexual issues are serious" -infofeed buzzwar

[@BlazingOwnager]

I lost it at InfoFeed BuzzWar. Both extremes in one horrible (in a good way ) character, lol

[@Dracopyre321]

“Top 10 Reasons Why Joe Biden and Donald Trump Should Be In A Remake Of Brokeback Mountain” -InfoFeed BuzzWar

[@MrJay_White]

got a 2hour & 5 minute advert from free presbi church on this video. flawless algorithm.

[@rahowherox1177]

Mr Jay White a profitable algorithm. many christians watch these vids, feel threatened by logic and compensate by being extra christian and seek extra indoctrination.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

r X, LOL! I never knew someone can be extra Christian-y?

[@nevadahiker6661]

Me too, was checking the comments to see if it happened to anybody else!

[@Chaosherold]

I got an ad for a hebrew bible or something like it.

[@thetruthrover]

Lol did you watch it?

[@The.Youtuber.with.no.Name.]

*''Pepe the frog is a perfect advocate for the LGBTQ community because the water turned the frogs gay''* Fucking genius.

[@Spiderific]

ִ lol that was my favorite part

[@mamc1986]

I say do more of the following (I am throwing ideas out there): -The story of Jezebel -Danial and the Lions -Issac and Abraham -Cain and Able -A special cameo by...Moloch the Canaanite demon! -Stories that were ban from the Bible such as "the Story of Lilith", the story of baby Jesus slaying dragons. And let them be Jeffery and God episodes. These episodes are hilarious! LOL

[@amplelola23]

mamc1986 you forgot to add the atory of Ruth

[@rodprops]

Daniel* Abel* banned*

[@TSPOWELL89]

The story of Jonah

[@jirivrana9562]

Yeah true

[@davidvelasco4423]

Isaac and Abraham was adapted as the video game "The Binding of Isaac," which was created when someone asserted "The Rogue [Isaac] was in the Bible. You just didn't look hard enough."

[@DarkFire0421]

It's amazing how relivent this still is in 2022

[@justafishoutofwater]

Relavant*

[@TheUndefeatedSeason]

" I come in the name of The LORRRD!!!! " XD

[@ganjiblobflankis6581]

Holy crap, there is a two-hour (!!!) advert for a church in front of this video.

[@15Redstones]

F5

[@maddiep6430]

Ganjiblob Flankis Good thing we have the skip button

[@carterblunt4192]

I actually don't have a skip button anymore, dunno why... I just refresh after about 6 seconds, usually it skips the ad... don't know if my PC Matic ad blocker is part of that. Sometimes it just gives me another ad, so I keep refreshing until I get one that's 20 seconds or less.

[@sakurakitsunestar]

that is both horrible and funny

[@angryhairpeice]

Ganjiblob Flankis It is a debate. I'm watching the whole thing, it is actually a good watch. Besides, doesn't DM get paid by the minute?

[@spencerboock8554]

Making Samuel Samuel L Jackson is the best decision anyone has ever made

[@CorePathway]

Hebrew, mothafukka, does thou speak it? 💀

[@speedygonzalez885]

that buzzfeed/infowars joke was top tier 10/10 would

[@christiaanstephan4387]

You could say that joke was god tier

[@comradepolarbear6920]

Which one

[@oscarrimore]

LOL I just realized that you cast Samuel L. Jackson as Samuel hahahaha genius move

[@axeheadgaming5872]

lol the unholy alliance of BuzzFeed and infowars

[@CassesVultus]

"I'm sick of all these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plain" -- 1 Samuel 16:13

[@TRIGAROLA]

CassesVultus It's not "Hey, Zeus!". Third DieHard, 7:46

[@lisaboban]

"False flag attacks are a construct of white male privelege." That's the best thing I've ever heard on the internet! Ever.

[@astrizettep2597]

“I’m sure killing in my name will never be a problem” Jeffrey’s dramatical cough had me in the floor XD

[@hotshotjcb3798]

"And an evil spirit from The Lord! tempted him". Strange how in the old testament "the Satan" and evil spirits are sent from God. This tune changes in the new testament like many other things. Very entertaining presentation, keep up the good work DarkMatter2525!

[@morbidsearch]

Only 3 weeks to wait for a new DarkMatter video? Miracles do exist!!

[@ShankarSivarajan]

"Pepe the frog is a perfect advocate for the LGBT community because the water turned the frogs gay." Brilliant!

[@julzyboy8960]

I don't get it lol, could you explain the joke?

[@ShankarSivarajan]

Bullion Productions sure. Pepe the frog is a popular meme used by the alt-right, who are not known for being friendly with the gays, and one of Alex Jones's most famous conspiracies was that industries were deliberately releasing chemicals into the rivers to turn frogs gay.

[@lilbadahhkid]

@@ShankarSivarajan OMG GENIUS

[@ursinecanine9657]

Pepe is a toad

[@NicholasLaDieu]

@@ursinecanine9657 don’t be that guy. Lmao

[@josephmellor7641]

This is the earliest I've ever been to any video. If you see this, thanks for all the great videos over the years.

[@monkeypuncher7242]

Joseph Mellor Same

[@josephmellor7641]

Randall Flagg It's a screen cap of some KZbin video.

[@ravinderkaur6664]

Duck Soup perhaps it is for the unwanted..

[@GlassTopV.1]

These videos are making me rethink being agnostic and becoming full blown atheist...

[@Neurozumim]

Your agnostism doesn't need imply the ABRAHAMIC CANON.

[@alexandrorocca7142]

Join the club brother. I don't agree with Dawkins or deGrasse Tyson on that. I'm not "almost" confident that there isn't a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, I'm 100% sure of it, so why should I give more credit to any fairy tale, including deities? The number of believers doesn't make any claim more legit, in fact all the different beliefs prove the opposite.

[@unicyclist97]

Agnostic and atheist are completely independent. Gnostic Atheist: I know there are no gods (not many of these exist). Agnostic Atheist: I don't know whether there are gods but there's no good reason to believe in any of them. (Most people who identify as agnostic are also atheist) Agnostic Theist: I don't know whether any gods exist for sure but I'll believe in one anyway (Probably for cultural reasons). Gnostic Theist: There is definitely a god! (Indoctrinated Presuppositionalist)

[@Stan_Castan]

Virtuoso Joel "Indoctrinated". Shut the fuck up already. U don't know other people's life

[@Stan_Castan]

David J some, maybe, but I can choose, me personaly. I saw the power of the Lord everywere, and many other feelings, because I simply let the Holy Spirit in me. + The fact that David was actually the king of Israel. No one can deny that.

[@Schrodinger_]

After the second Pulp Fiction reference I just knew in my bones that there would be a joke about Snakes on a Plane.

[@Will-I-Maybe]

I came in the name of the LOOOOOOOOOORRRDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yodie_yodarf8860]

*Sees Darkmatter2525 released a new video* : Moans

[@henryolsen6248]

*Screams in excitement*

[@TheBigAEC]

I jizz in my pants.

[@UDumFck]

Loren, you must be a lonely one because the thumbs up/down certainly does not agree with you.

[@ProfessorBorax]

unclic the bell ;)

[@aceofsalts0246]

*dramatically* "It's time"

[@PaleGhost69]

DarkMatter2525 is awesome and is an epic content creator.

[@thethinkingbeing9817]

It’s weird how people say, “it’s only right if god actually said that” And yet they have *zero* proof that god did or didn’t say that.

[@alicebrobbey1124]

THIS is why I don't care how long it takes to get another video from you. Pure genius

[@demaloe]

No other channel excites me as much as yours. The best thing about your videos is that the quality becomes better and better after every video. P.S the use of Bach's piece in the background was super cool!!!!!

[@christianvennemann9008]

Am I the only one who got the "77% dead" joke about the women? If you didn't get it, it's a joke about the gender pay gap. That whole string of puns and inside jokes killed me! XD

[@azraki9794]

Ohh i get it because its over exaggerated and doesent exist lol good one

[@ryanfiocca]

Is it a wage gap joke? Or a keep the virgins joke?

[@misael8973]

I got it

[@stevebennion8601]

@@azraki9794 We already know dude I'm pretty sure that's the point of the joke. Anyone who does believe in that crap would fit right in with the buzzfeed crowd.

[@saladcaesar7716]

Christian Vennemann I thought it was because of the virgin females they had to spare

[@garchompelago]

I cant wait to see David's 360noscoping skillz

[@evanblue179]

These videos honestly changed my life... I've always had question but I was always taught not to question God... Then I found the videos and they opened my eyes to a while new way of thinking... I guess I'm a "Born Again Atheist"

[@FigureUnboxing]

I remember this story from the Christian religion class in my school when I was in 10th class. My teacher explained it. She said the massacre was perfectly JUSTIFIED because the enemies were PURE EVIL. They did NOT deserve to live. Killing women and children was also justified, to avoid future revenge. She even praised god for being so intelligent to think of all future possibilities. Even back when I was younger, I disagreed with my teacher but what could I do? I didn't want to fail my religion class -,-' In my country, religion is one of mandatory lessons in classes where you surely do not wish to fail (the others are morality lesson and native languge lesson).

[@samuelschar9081]

cruel

[@Kindness8811]

I hope morality lessons were teached by another teacher. That's crazy.

[@mankind-redefined1982]

12:48-13:04 I haven't laughed that hard in a while 😂

[@Coalemos]

It was pure genius. I had barely heard of Buzz Feed before, I didn't know what it was all about and I got everything I need for that.

[@ThatOneStuff]

That cow taking a sip of the drink was adorable!

[@supatwisted5473]

The soda cup and the reference to snakes on a plane. check plus

[@johnnygreenface]

I didn't get that. XD there are a lot of snakes in this plane

[@Majik53]

Weren't they standing on a plain - a flat piece of land?

[@david2869]

Yes, huge ... tracts of land.

[@mooredw64]

The quality of your videos has gotten so much better over the years. Great job!

[@Desertphile]

Still the best KZbin channel. Andf I wish this was tauight in all Bible schools.

[@bobbruce4135]

Great for teaching children elements of schizophrenia and why humans have greater levels than other animals for our primitive socialization mechanisms that accepts the indoctrination we are raised in.

[@probablywrongnews8915]

Great work. I watched this instead of going to church

[@topmiacaremid7583]

This guy earns his Patreon

[@itsaboutthattime4425]

Made Samuel Samuel L Jackson. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whipmyfro]

Roadman Onjob OMG. I'm so slow today. I just noticed that 😄😄

[@halfdemonprince]

Remember when they made Arnold Schwarzenegger Samson

[@mrpeanutbutter9882]

N.A. B. me too lol

[@ravinderkaur6664]

Jasmine Donald why the hell is hell..

[@ultimatereviewer01]

Roadman Onjob me too😂😂😂

[@Unbiased27]

This is one of the funniest Darkmatter videos I've ever seen! Prophet Samuel. lol.

[@C_Corpze]

The humor and jokes involved while telling these bible stories is priceless.

[@borissman]

Wooow! The quality of this vid was probably the best so far.

[@henryolsen6248]

God's God was better.

[@ravinderkaur6664]

Pink Floyd is the Best Band of All Time. the game goes as usual..

[@gstizzy3558]

the book of Ezekiel absolutely needs to be addressed through your interpretation. There must have been much acid being dropped then

[@S.D.323]

I particularly like the part where God lets ezekiel make food with bull shit instead of human shit

[@jamessabins887]

the BuzzFeed Infowars baby had me rolling on the floor

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

The Pepe joke from BuzzWars was amazing.

[@suspiciousindividual7657]

HOLY SHIT!!! Just discovered your channel and i love it.

[@moerko94]

"Because the water turned the frogs gay" XD

[@bishop1412]

77% of the death, but 200 % of the mourning

[@LeadGenWithDarryl]

I'm like a kid racing down the stairs to watch his favorite cartoon

[@alexandervoronin7078]

If this is the "moral compass" offered then I prefer having my own.

[@HappyPsychoBunny1]

"Jefferey, I am sure that killing in the name of god will never be a problem". - I literally laughed out loud.

[@wafflezyum]

That demon is going to be in my nightmares for the next month

[@wjckc79]

The harp has a handle, a trigger, and a clip. Nice touch.

[@LOLinsultan]

i always feel happy when you upload a video. i feel intrigued and u make me want to spread awareness.

[@fitnessmentoringwithdaniel6006]

I would really love videos on Mormonism please! 😄🙏🏻 My wife and I left Mormonism about 3 years ago now, and we still have so much bitterness and anger towards the church.

[@TippyTappy98]

Deedum dee da dum; Joseph Smith was called a prophet dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That would be hilarious

[@KenSamaGomenasai]

yeah, the buzzfeed infowars beast? Your most hilarious work yet. I actually laughed so hard I popped a blood vessel in my eye.

[@edgarf3152]

This is some seriously good stuff, appreciate the work you are putting in.

[@AntiCitizenX]

... hey, why is there a stereotypical 70s black dude in there? His name is Samuel? Samuel... Samuel? OHHHHH. I get it. :)

[@duvipearson6251]

lmao

[@phredbug_9660]

AntiCitizenX Samuel being portrayed by Samuel Jackson is a pulp fiction spoof/reference

[@potatosmasher1072]

You know that's Samuel L Jackson right

[@germanvisitor2]

There a a lot of snakes on this plane.

[@EdMcCornhole]

Dolemite Rudy Ray Moore

[@godtoons5349]

"in the name of the lawd!" that part got me every time

[@christopher8363]

The Pepe the frog line was by far the best one liner I have heard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh!

[@AnaseSkyrider]

Since I'm one of those "Always been an atheist" people, who's never read the bible, watching videos like this is a real treat because it means I get to look at the absurdity from a non-indoctrinated point of view.

[@AnaseSkyrider]

@KGB - Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti I have a little bit of that experience myself since when I was really young, I spent a few years getting into New Age woo. Kinda funny how I used to buy into shit like "crystals have feelings and they like to explore, take walks with your crystals so that the universe doesn't influence them to fall out of your pocket".

[@imstandingrightbehindyou.6987]

There must be an ancient starbucks near by.

[@OBluePrint]

I can't believe I missed the Snakes on a Plane reference. This is already more epic than the Samson series. Can't wait for the foreskins dowry.

[@lordboogus1145]

Does that soda ever run out?

[@fandomguy8025]

God gave Samuel the gift of bottomless soda as thanks to his praise.

[@maximdoesacro6772]

You are the best channel on KZbin, hilarious! And changing the world! Your videos helped me through leaving Christianity with confidence! Thank you!

[@Atamastra]

This was fucking amazing DarkMatter2525! While your Power Corrupts series may well be your magnum opus IMO, this may be your best rendition of a biblical account/story to date. So goddamn clever you. Always a pleasure to see your wit at work :) Sam Jackson as Samuel, I assume Sylvester Stallone was David, the InfoWars-Buzzfeed demon, the stolen sips from Sam's drink, Jeffrey's usual counterpoints, all of it was just brilliant but I fucking died on the 'snakes on this plain' line. Caught me totally off guard!

[@jebus6kryst]

I would think the offspring of Buzzfeed and InfoWars would be Brietbart.

[@luigiman8728]

he_who_is_nobody you insult the mighty Milo? OK, have fun with the hate comments.

[@jebus6kryst]

Luigi man87 Milo? Who is that?

[@_the__christianing_2350]

he_who_is_nobody No, it would be Anita sarkesian.

[@90hijacked]

neither anita nor milo have anything to do with infowars what so ever, others tho, have dubbed the offsprings Cenk Uygur ;-)

[@_the__christianing_2350]

90hijacked I know... I just wanted to blow off some steam. It feels good to relate Anita to something as fucking awful as buzz feed. ... that... fucking... bitch...

[@firesteelbushcraft]

“There’s a lot of snakes on this plain” 🤣🤣🤣

[@prabhnoor_]

Oh man, Pulp Fiction and Goodfellas. I'm 6 mins in and loving it soo much. great great script

[@Slizzard73]

The animals drinking from the straw literally killed me 😂

[@ShobeirSheida]

12:15 almost got suffocated from laughing ...

[@typhoonic]

Am I the only one who found the evil spirit character legit disturbing as fuck?

[@JamarD421]

Gakuto Yes

[@freshpressedify]

No

[@finnmurtonz7062]

gakuto, do you know when the second season will come out? by the way, best boy!!!

[@typhoonic]

2nd season of Prison School? Yours truly has no idea.

[@XEZ616]

That evil spirit was scary, indeed.

[@SLiPCoR]

Oh boy I almost died when the cow took a sip xD I love those videos xD keep it up!

[@monsterram6617]

Infowars/Buzzfeed love-child... fucking hilarious!

[@xhs1028]

I'm a Catholic and I cracked up at the SLJ Pulp Fiction reference LOL. Great work, DM

[@nickguh1323]

I can't believe I'm named after a guy who chops someone into pieces and orders the death of infants.