God's Greatest Hypocrisy

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DarkMatter2525

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@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 11 ай бұрын
God: "My punishment should be for my son to be tortured and killed." Jesus: "¿ʇɐɥʍ"
@miriamweller812
@miriamweller812 11 ай бұрын
You do get that Jesus isn't Gods son, but pretty much an aspect of god? And that the whole thing isn't meant to be taken literally in the first place?
@sanhakim1335
@sanhakim1335 11 ай бұрын
​@@miriamweller812If Jesus' sacrifice is meant to be metaphorical, and that's the centerpoint of most Christians' theology, what DO you believe in? Do you believe anything in the bible happened at all? Are you even Christian at that point? Or am I misunderstanding you and you're an atheist?
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 11 ай бұрын
@@miriamweller812 - I just know everybody calls him God's son, that's all I go off of.
@alb9022
@alb9022 11 ай бұрын
You can't have the holy trinity but not have the holy trinity. Either Jesus is god's son or Jesus is an aspect of god but not the son.@@miriamweller812
@itoibo4208
@itoibo4208 11 ай бұрын
I like when Jesus showed up with a piano. "Let's do this, Jeffry!"
@Bob94390
@Bob94390 11 ай бұрын
Thank you very much for spreading The Holy Word. "The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible." - Mark Twain
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 11 ай бұрын
Unfortunately plenty only read the bits they want.
@littlebitofhope1489
@littlebitofhope1489 11 ай бұрын
@@ptonpc And then they twist 50% of the rest.
@romazone101
@romazone101 11 ай бұрын
More like The Wholly Fable.
@lopolik
@lopolik 11 ай бұрын
Mark Twain was really wise.
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 11 ай бұрын
@@lopolik He was very much wrong about the German language, but he was right about the thing OP quotes him with. Better than the other way around.
@thomaslong8401
@thomaslong8401 11 ай бұрын
As a child being taken the church regularly, I was traumatized with the angry wrathful god of the Old Testament
@realskydiver777
@realskydiver777 11 ай бұрын
bro yeah i tried reading genesis a couple months ago and i didnt get past like chapter 15 bc its fucking unhinged
@sundayoliver3147
@sundayoliver3147 10 ай бұрын
@@realskydiver777 I know, right? Like the horror story we formed Western European civilization around.
@realskydiver777
@realskydiver777 10 ай бұрын
@@sundayoliver3147 it’s worse honestly
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
shoulda read the reasons WHY, and also heard about His suffering for us on the cross.
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
@realysky Athiests "logical" argument against Christianity: "oh it hurts my feels, lemme throw this F-word at it to make it less scary!!" 😂😂🐗
@matthewautodidactyl612
@matthewautodidactyl612 11 ай бұрын
I was Born-Again when I was 18-19. I wanted to be closer to Him, so read the Bible. I was Agnostic by 20.
@rokkraljkolesa9317
@rokkraljkolesa9317 11 ай бұрын
damn, speedrunning apostasy
@ThorsDecree
@ThorsDecree 11 ай бұрын
Same story here +/- a couple years. Yeah, honestly reading the Bible for yourself is about all it takes. #1 best method for making ex-Christians.
@rusinoe8364
@rusinoe8364 11 ай бұрын
​@@rokkraljkolesa9317 apostate any% speedrun, no life hacks
@Treyjacksxn
@Treyjacksxn 11 ай бұрын
My mom is a pastor and it took me 1 year living abroad to go completely atheist
@Admin-zs2if
@Admin-zs2if 11 ай бұрын
Same here I was a Muslim
@Wolf950
@Wolf950 11 ай бұрын
"Ah, shut the fuck up! You're going to respawn in three days anyways." 🤣🤣🤣
@mulalomufhadi7607
@mulalomufhadi7607 11 ай бұрын
😂
@joshuaholton7547
@joshuaholton7547 11 ай бұрын
That had me rolling, best punchline to a video I've seen
@P-P-Panda
@P-P-Panda 11 ай бұрын
Amazing line 😭
@sussekind9717
@sussekind9717 11 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... respawn? He was spawned before? I thought only fish spawned? Oh, Jesus fish. Now I get it.😜
@joshuaholton7547
@joshuaholton7547 11 ай бұрын
@@sussekind9717 Nah, it's a gamer reference. When you get killed in computer games, you usually respawn after being killed
@courageshoriwa23
@courageshoriwa23 11 ай бұрын
"My followers won't give a shit. I'm telling you!" 😂😂😂 The funny/sad part of it is they really don't.
@LD-2401
@LD-2401 10 ай бұрын
It’s awful because even though god’s being a total fuck he’s actually got a point
@shaneross7428
@shaneross7428 8 ай бұрын
SOOOO TRUE. they'll dismiss any logical explanation glaring at them.
@thegreatlordcthulhu9852
@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 8 ай бұрын
​@@shaneross7428 because of STRONG indoctrination. They will say it's not indoctrination, but the will of God
@kernowpictures2002
@kernowpictures2002 7 ай бұрын
Including the Nazis
@sinethembambutuma5825
@sinethembambutuma5825 3 ай бұрын
i legit had a conversation with about this biblical story with my cousin. i asked her how can she be pro life if this is what her God. She ultimately rested on I may not know his reasons but his god do they must be good ones
@Daxyl
@Daxyl 11 ай бұрын
David and Bathsheba's firstborn: "What is my purpose?" God: "You are going to be tortured to death to punish your father for doing something I forced him to do." Butter-passing-robot: "... I feel more content with my purpose now."
@Mikewee777
@Mikewee777 11 ай бұрын
Funny
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh 11 ай бұрын
God: "And now I'm gonna punish myself by torturing my son".
@cy-one
@cy-one 11 ай бұрын
@@curiousnerdkitteh "Who's also me. It's really just multiplayer masochism."
@bozomori2287
@bozomori2287 11 ай бұрын
​@@Mikewee777 tragic
@bozomori2287
@bozomori2287 11 ай бұрын
​@@curiousnerdkitteh Out of charachter 😂 God cant do that. That douchebag is so full of himself and eternal that he claims to not need a son nor wife in the first place. And also says that his mercy doesnt need any reason at all let alone it requiring a god-human-wtf sacrifice. But he never forgets to remind us that his punishment will be extreme after each mention of his mercy. The confusion around the death of Jesus is why christians fought each other and salty jews stayed slaty and Islam came into the scene as the cherry on top. Humanity degraded itself to several myths ane cults and will continue to because their brains are too big for their own good.
@williamwatson4354
@williamwatson4354 11 ай бұрын
I really have been missing Jeffrey. Thanks.
@SAULlST
@SAULlST 11 ай бұрын
yea its been a really long time seen an animation like this, and its 21 MINUTES!
@Johnmhatheist
@Johnmhatheist 11 ай бұрын
Me too
@archelonprime
@archelonprime 11 ай бұрын
I'm also reminded of how much time and effort it must take to make these videos! I'm very appreciative, especially since I doubt I would have the patience to look at the "holy book" again to accurately quote it, even if it is for the purpose of clever satire exposing hypocrisy, moral depravity and lack of logical consistency.
@F00ls44
@F00ls44 10 ай бұрын
Me too 😢
@Johnmhatheist
@Johnmhatheist 10 ай бұрын
Jeffrey is the greatest character ever made. I wouldn't worship Jeffrey, but I wish he had created the world.
@buckrodgers1162
@buckrodgers1162 11 ай бұрын
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" ~Epicurus
@JohnA...
@JohnA... 11 ай бұрын
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." No need to question if the character is evil or not when the very book actually says it outright... but there are always excuses for everything. The better question is who heard all these things and why the hell would a "god" want someone to hear them, kinda like the whole Job incident and someone just happening to be sitting around to write down the interaction between "god" and "satan" making that bet. Its almost like its all just a bunch of stories and thats why its all told in 3rd person since it was never someone around telling it from a first hand account.
@buckrodgers1162
@buckrodgers1162 10 ай бұрын
@@JohnA..., Well if "God" creates evil, then he/she/it is malevolent. And not worth praising in the first place; Wouldn't you say?
@JohnA...
@JohnA... 10 ай бұрын
@@buckrodgers1162Praise is an odd one, if we were speaking of worship it might be a little more cut and dry, but you can praise something for various reasons independent of other attributes... However, it might be far simpler to ask why you are praising a myth to start. You could get a bit deeper (if you believed it wasn't malevolent or had excuses for it) but again might come back to why are you praising something that is all knowing/powerful at all since them doing anything takes no effort and they already know the outcome so it isn't like there is any risk for their actions either, if they were actually "benevolent" then it would only be natural for them to do anything "good" with no effort, this would be praising someone for accomplishing the most basic things for them that should be the expected bare minimum of such a thing.
@buckrodgers1162
@buckrodgers1162 10 ай бұрын
@@JohnA..., Praise, worship, believe, use whatever word you want. But to do such toward some absentee being(s), only started because pre-scientific man could not explain simple things. Things that we now have answers for. So just because some people choose to cling to some truly ancient beliefs, don't mean that I want to. As I am a man of science, not blind faith.
@JohnA...
@JohnA... 10 ай бұрын
@@buckrodgers1162 Sure, I don't disagree, and I'm not sure if you are thinking I do.
@redgladius9919
@redgladius9919 11 ай бұрын
When I was a christian I always found it weird that people didn't just bite the bullet on the idea that God is only good because God says so. It seemed pretty intuitive to me to say "God is good, because if you don't agree that God is good he'll torture you". Later I realized that most people don't actually believe in God and that's why they need arguments. Not to convince others, but to convince themselves. If you believe in God the only argument you should need is: "Whether you believe it or not there's a powerful sky tyrant who dictates your fate and you need to worship him or else. Therefore I do worship him and you should also."
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 11 ай бұрын
You trolling??
@falkorornothing261
@falkorornothing261 11 ай бұрын
That argument basically works for Germans in the 1930s. Aside from the fact that disobedience won't end in eternal torture.
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof 11 ай бұрын
@@mistylover7398 I'd say that's a more sensible reaction if your base assumption is that there is a God than what most Christians do.
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 11 ай бұрын
@Llortnerof so yo not a believer?
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof 11 ай бұрын
@@mistylover7398 If God is real, it is not deserving of worship. If it isn't, it's a waste of time. So as far as i'm concerned, it's a wash.
@alexandercolefield9523
@alexandercolefield9523 11 ай бұрын
"What other gods?" Such sadness in their delivery. God needs to get out more.
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric 11 ай бұрын
Amen Ra now has full control over Jehovah. You should see the stuff I find.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 11 ай бұрын
"What other gods?" Then why the hell does God have his first commandment say "I, your God, am a jealous God; thou shalt have no other gods before me". Is he that jealous of even fictional gods??
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 11 ай бұрын
​@@magellanthecat, Thanos.
@leonaise7546
@leonaise7546 11 ай бұрын
@@maskedmarvyl4774 Authors wrote that to discourage anyone from converting religions
@rainbowkrampus
@rainbowkrampus 11 ай бұрын
The last time Bible god went out he got his a** beat by Chemosh. Is it really that surprising that he stays in and feigns ignorance of the guy who kicked sand in his face and took his girl?
@Eudaletism
@Eudaletism 11 ай бұрын
If God is perfect according to a rigid moral standard that has large exceptions carved out for his own actions, then he is only perfect because he wrote the standard. And if God can do whatever he wants and still be moral, then he doesn't have to tell the truth or keep his promises. It calls into question everything he says.
@ziephel-6780
@ziephel-6780 11 ай бұрын
Which means the Bible's truth becomes invalid and meaningless, there's no hint of value in it as it can be altered and changed over time to suit his preferences. At least that explains why it is so inconsistent.
@user-fu4wy5il5v
@user-fu4wy5il5v 10 ай бұрын
God can do everything
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
Yet he always tells the truth and keeps his promises. So why are you lying that he didn't.
@S.D.323
@S.D.323 6 ай бұрын
@@historian252 "O Lord, You have deceived me, and I was deceived." - Jeremiah 20:7
@historian252
@historian252 6 ай бұрын
@@S.D.323 Quote the whole passage and not just one verse.
@jackalope839
@jackalope839 11 ай бұрын
It's like people used to be super upset about their children not making it to one year old and wanted to blame someone. But that can't be it.
@davidhoffman6980
@davidhoffman6980 11 ай бұрын
Yes. A king who had an affair with the wife of one of his soldiers and then engineered his death to cover for a pregnancy, who then lost his baby to disease would never jump to the conclusion that God was punishing him.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@davidhoffman6980 Incorrect again. David was directly confronted by God through Nathan and the fact this event was known equalling to public shame and losing a child who was just born is quite punishment especially when David would lose more of his sons especially in violent manners. But just like DarkMatter it doesn't seem like you guys read the Bible.
@jessicu511
@jessicu511 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 You read the bible assuming it is the objective word of a deity; we read the bible trying to figure out why the authors decided to write what they wrote.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@@jessicu511 Incorrect. You guys don't read the Bible. Your associate's video is proof of that.
@davidhoffman6980
@davidhoffman6980 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 You're assuming that the story is perfectly accurate and not made up to explain what's going on. Not all people share your presupposition of biblical inerrancy.
@redlemon4127
@redlemon4127 11 ай бұрын
i remember teatching me the story of David when I was younger. I never understood why his son had to died, even as a child I couldn´t just ignore it.
@AuroraBoarder1
@AuroraBoarder1 11 ай бұрын
Far more relevant, why did Bathsheba conceive the child in the first place? Especially when she had no say in the matter.
@LegoDork
@LegoDork 11 ай бұрын
If only you were taught spelling and grammar.
@sagatuppercut2960
@sagatuppercut2960 11 ай бұрын
And what's really f****d up to me: David was actually REWARDED for his sins----he got to marry Bathsheba and his son, Solomon, became of the greatest kings of Israel.
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 11 ай бұрын
@@AuroraBoarder1 Why did she conceive? Did you miss the part about the boinking?
@AuroraBoarder1
@AuroraBoarder1 11 ай бұрын
@Spiritof_76 - most boinkings don't result in conception. Ultra conservative Christians believe God allows conception for His purpose, which is why they're against abortion. Bathsheba was raped, her husband was murdered as a result, then she was forced to give birth to her rapists baby who died. What kind of God would deliberately allow something like that?
@lh1673
@lh1673 11 ай бұрын
Imagine as a believer of this book was brainwashed to think David’s repentance was better than Bathsheba’s husband’s conduct😮 It scares me while a believer, the emotions I had favoring David (cuz he was this book God’s hero) rather than the husband who was way better individual!
@raidredemption3327
@raidredemption3327 11 ай бұрын
Haha... India is suffering because of these Abrahamic cults. The people who gets converted here don't know anything about Hinduism and after converting to Christianity, they feel like they are superior to everyone else. Their morality goes down. So many ridiculous things happen in the so called churches.
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk 11 ай бұрын
I checked for myself on the Bible quotes in this video. I’m so happy was finally not one of those quotes that people could say I was “misinterpreting.” IT STRAIGHT UP, SAYS THAT SHIT! 😂😂😂
@Kitsunetim
@Kitsunetim 11 ай бұрын
Indeed, so was I. I've even been writing the stories showing ridiculous it is in my blogspot.
@danielessex2162
@danielessex2162 11 ай бұрын
They still will say you got it wrong.
@Kitsunetim
@Kitsunetim 11 ай бұрын
@@danielessex2162 indeed, no matter what, we're always "taking it out of context" or "aren't reading with faith" or "You don't understand" or "that's not written!"
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk 11 ай бұрын
@@Kitsunetim with a couple of guilt trips thrown in 😂😂😂😂
@jellyfishjones4741
@jellyfishjones4741 11 ай бұрын
@@Kitsunetim They've had 2000 years to formulate their excuses.
@uncleanunicorn4571
@uncleanunicorn4571 11 ай бұрын
If it's moral when God does it no matter what, then the believer becomes a tool for any atrocity imaginable, if someone can convince you god is speaking to them.
@AuroraBoarder1
@AuroraBoarder1 11 ай бұрын
🎯💯‼️ Best comment!
@riveratrackrunner
@riveratrackrunner 11 ай бұрын
"The devil made me do it!" God talking to Job. 😮 Shows the morals of a monster.
@miriamweller812
@miriamweller812 11 ай бұрын
People don't need religion to be evil at all. But evil people will exploit everything they can - what includes religion. And science. And everything else.
@uncleanunicorn4571
@uncleanunicorn4571 11 ай бұрын
@@miriamweller812 religion is the best tool to recruit otherwise good people into evil.
@JamesDavy2009
@JamesDavy2009 11 ай бұрын
@@uncleanunicorn4571 _The road to Hell is paved with good intentions._
@demaloe
@demaloe 9 ай бұрын
Oh god! Jeffery and JC duet is one of the most epic things I have ever seen. This video is a fucking masterpiece.
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 11 ай бұрын
I am legitimately angry that the dominant religion in my (Western) culture is so ducking amoral, violent and nonsensical. I wish I could just go along with it, but it’s hard for a thinking, rational and compassionate person to give any credence to the Biblical narrative.
@miriamweller812
@miriamweller812 11 ай бұрын
I mean, it's your fault to be stupid and don't get it. And no one can help you, especially not when you are fanatically stupid.
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 11 ай бұрын
god's actions in the bible are pretty similar to modern politicians and past historical leaders, doncha think? Especially the more cruel and selfish ones.
@thebookofspirit1777
@thebookofspirit1777 11 ай бұрын
Thus we look at buddhism and say wow, Metta sure is nice
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 11 ай бұрын
@@thebookofspirit1777 better than woke's seething rage anyway. they got that toxic field on 24/7.
@willjapheth23789
@willjapheth23789 11 ай бұрын
​@@miriamweller812 sometimes babies have to die, obviously, people are so silly to be upset by that.
@PrioritizeandPhilosophize
@PrioritizeandPhilosophize 11 ай бұрын
Watching for 10+ years still delivering the same steady satire. The mantles of father, author, and animator, are all I hope to achieve in this life in that order. You have them all and watching you from a young age I admire you highly
@buckyhate7695
@buckyhate7695 11 ай бұрын
"OH, Shut the f$(# up. You'll respawn in 3 days ." Greatest line ever. Well done, Sir.
@alb9022
@alb9022 11 ай бұрын
That line doesn't exist in in the video.
@buckyhate7695
@buckyhate7695 11 ай бұрын
@@alb9022 At the end, when Jesus is on the cross...
@Theyliewesleep
@Theyliewesleep 11 ай бұрын
​@@alb9022it literally is in the video. Does anyone think before they comment anymore?
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
Not at all. It's probably the dumbest line ever. Congratulating this moron's video is probably the saddest thing you could do at the moment.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
Incorrect it is the dumbest line ever.
@TheZeroNeonix
@TheZeroNeonix 11 ай бұрын
If I thought there was any historical truth to David's story, I'd suspect that Uriah suspected the truth the whole time, and that's the real reason he didn't "boink" his wife. He was like, "Why is this dude trying so hard to get me to boink her? This is weird. Wait... I wonder if he's trying to hide something. Better stay away from her."
@thulyblu5486
@thulyblu5486 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, he might have noticed the pregnancy. Or heard rumors from old friends. Seems plausible.
@kennethferland5579
@kennethferland5579 11 ай бұрын
Well then the guy wasn't very smart in the long run considering that David went to even greater lengths to hide that secret. Pretending to boink his wife would have been the smart move as it would have taken the heat off.
@johntiggleman4686
@johntiggleman4686 11 ай бұрын
@TheZeroNeonix Didn't want sloppy seconds.
@floptaxie68
@floptaxie68 11 ай бұрын
well it was written like 400+ years after the ''events'', but yet there are a lot of curious things about the David legend like, basically the Bible was written to justify the monarchy, that's why it is so about the consequences of desovidience and the chaos that existed in the times of the judges, so they needed a David as an archetype, there's not really evidence for him, but for ''the house of david''. It's funny that all countries have mythical founders and that most of them never has been proved existed.
@shadowmaydawn
@shadowmaydawn 11 ай бұрын
​@johntiggleman4686 Well, that is a dehumanising way to deacribe someone.
@catelynh1020
@catelynh1020 11 ай бұрын
God saying "i deserve to be punished" made me legit say "oh jesus". In the he's-not-going-to-do-it way, but also for jesus, since i saw where this was going
@leonaise7546
@leonaise7546 11 ай бұрын
“Do unto others, what you’ll do unto yourself” We gotta give him a point for that☠️
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
this is a terrible strawman. He didnt deserve to be punished, He TOOK ON THE EFFECTS OF OUR SINS. out of His love and mercy. dm2525 is more like Jonah than Jesus.
@S.D.323
@S.D.323 6 ай бұрын
@@drillyourarguments oh he deserves it alright Hitler himself deserves less punishment than Yahweh
@Slanderpencil
@Slanderpencil 11 ай бұрын
Started watching when I was in 8th grade. I’m now on my sophomore year of college. I used to be Christian I had a massive fear of hell… if I had not found these videos I would’ve always had that fear of hell in the back of my mind. So I thank you dark matter for teaching me how to think critically on religion, see it’s hypocrisy and it’s harm to society. Purchased rise of exile, can’t wait to read it. You never fail to provide thought provoking content, and I expect nothing less in this book
@JSythe
@JSythe 11 ай бұрын
Always a pleasure watching a God-Jeffrey video.
@MisterRorschach90
@MisterRorschach90 11 ай бұрын
Don’t worry I used my trusty like button and comment attack combo on algo rithm. It was super effective.
@zurggriff481
@zurggriff481 11 ай бұрын
I was not ready for the narrative of punishing children for the actions of their parents to loop to JC. Very well done.
@Asa...S
@Asa...S 11 ай бұрын
"Now I've heard there was a secret chord That Jeffrey played and it displeased the Lord"
@NullScar
@NullScar 11 ай бұрын
17:03 😂
@JamesDavy2009
@JamesDavy2009 11 ай бұрын
Did it happen to be the tritone interval? In any major scale, playing the fourth and seventh degrees together produces this sound.
@sarcasm-aplenty
@sarcasm-aplenty 11 ай бұрын
To punish a child for the sins of a parent is to hurt what a parent loves. That sort of punishment encourages callousness and cruelty. Not even the unconditional love between a parent and child is considered sacred. The parent isn't punished for the crime in a way that makes them more responsible. It just makes them not want to get attached to their kids; and maybe even have more children to avoid getting punished themselves.
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 11 ай бұрын
It reminds me of a story I heard as a kid of "The Whipping Boy" featuring a spoiled rich kid. When he behaved badly, instead of getting whipped himself, another boy was punished in his stead. And the rich boy didn't care, because he wasn't the one being hurt.
@thomasfoster1181
@thomasfoster1181 10 ай бұрын
I’ve never thought about that but that is so profound.
@davidhoffman6980
@davidhoffman6980 11 ай бұрын
One thing that nobody talks about is that after David and Bathsheba's son died, David continued his affair with her. It's like the author of 2nd Samuel thought that since David paid for his affair that now she's fair game. It even says they had comfort sex after their son died. David learned nothing at all. If I stole a car and went to prison afterwards, then was released when the sentence was over, and celebrated by driving around the stolen car, you'd think I didn't reform.
@lh1673
@lh1673 11 ай бұрын
Wow I was missing this point😮, yes! What a ridiculous, nonsense book especially stories in OT and it’s called Holy😅
@davidhoffman6980
@davidhoffman6980 11 ай бұрын
@@lh1673 I don't think it's the point of the story. I think it's more like a plot hole caused by the author's bad morality. Then again it could be a subtle point. 1st Kings 15:5 "For David had done what was right in the eyes of the Lord and had not failed to keep any of the Lord’s commands all the days of his life-except in the case of Uriah the Hittite." The author of 1st Kings seems to be unaware of the Lord getting angry at David and inciting him to take a census that God then punished him (his subjects) for. If you just read Kings, Chronicles, and the prophets, you get the idea that David was a super righteous guy, but maybe the author of Samuel didn't think so and made a point that went over everyone's head.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
You say David learned nothing but given the fact he never took another man's wife for himself seems to suggest he did learn his lesson. And the psalms he wrote where he regrets his actions shows he did learn his lesson. So stop lying
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@@lh1673 You call it nonsense because have you actually read it.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@davidhoffman6980 You say it is a plothole, but it isn't, especially when you actually read the scripture instead of pulling one verse out for your pleasure.
@geardog24
@geardog24 11 ай бұрын
“I deserve to be punished.” I was all prepared for another fake trial.
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
If you deny the deity and Lordship of Jesus, you will not enter into the gates of heaven. Choosing religion over the righteousness of God (Jesus Christ) will not save you. Your works will not save you. Please for the sake of your soul, consider the fact that you, me, the people in the video and every human on this planet is doomed to share the accursed fate of eternity in hell. One sin is weightier than the mountains or all the sand of the beaches put together. One offense makes us a law breaker and good works don't cancel or pay our debt. Only One died in sacrifice to make the payment, and that is the sinless perfect person of the God-man Jesus Christ. Then He rose again, ascended, and sits on the throne. He will judge the world and every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord to the glory of God the Father, whether you like it or not
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg 11 ай бұрын
@@ascoookienah I’m good, I bet hell is toasty
@digigalbytes2445
@digigalbytes2445 11 ай бұрын
@@ascoookie Maybe re-read what you've just written, and think about what kind of shitty system it is, where good works account for nothing, yet somehow accepting that a deity sacrificing himself to himself is the best option. Such theology is frankly disgusting!
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
@@digigalbytes2445 I never said good works account for nothing. I said good works alone will not save you.
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
@@LOL-bs1hg Jesus still loves you
@brunozeigerts6379
@brunozeigerts6379 11 ай бұрын
I half expected Jeffrey to use the Life of Brian quote: He's making it up as he goes!
@omp199
@omp199 11 ай бұрын
"He's making it up as he goes along."
@JamesDavy2009
@JamesDavy2009 11 ай бұрын
Didn't Lucy Harris ask something like that about Joseph Smith on hearing that her husband was going to publish the Book of Mormon?
@brunozeigerts6379
@brunozeigerts6379 11 ай бұрын
@@JamesDavy2009 I'd imagine she did... especially after the part where he can have more than one wife. (I understand that Mohammed's wives felt his 'divine revelations' were rather convenient.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
Yawn, you atheists are honestly getting desperate at this point.
@nottherealpaulsmith
@nottherealpaulsmith 11 ай бұрын
"So an Israelite is allowed to commit murder, steal, and bear false witness as long as it's against someone who isn't an Israelite?" i think that was adopted as israeli law in 1973, actually
@PatrickWDunne
@PatrickWDunne 11 ай бұрын
I can't believe we're still being blessed with new Dark Matter videos
@worscohli
@worscohli 10 ай бұрын
theres a lot of bs content to cover 😂 we gonna be here for a while
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg 11 ай бұрын
The “Why do I even bother?!” From Jeffery makes me think of a wife who is trying to get the husband to stop drinking
@Johnmhatheist
@Johnmhatheist 11 ай бұрын
I drink. What's wrong with drinking responsibly without harming others?
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg 11 ай бұрын
@@Johnmhatheist I didn’t mean it as responsively drinking, more like if it’s harming the people around you, nothing is wrong with drinking as long as it isn’t hurting anyone around you.
@Johnmhatheist
@Johnmhatheist 11 ай бұрын
@@LOL-bs1hg I take back what I said. I apologize
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg 11 ай бұрын
@@Johnmhatheist no need, it was just a question! Have a good day
@Johnmhatheist
@Johnmhatheist 11 ай бұрын
@@LOL-bs1hg likewise.
@danielnemesio3388
@danielnemesio3388 11 ай бұрын
I brought up once in a family gathering when the topic of abortion legislation came up this very same example and ohhh boy were they mad at me
@akashsuresh1369
@akashsuresh1369 11 ай бұрын
Reasoning scares the stubborn ignorant ones.
@lisaboban
@lisaboban 11 ай бұрын
Oh my god. The video is great, but the ending regarding the enemy Algo is the most brilliant thing I've ever watched.
@ushere5791
@ushere5791 11 ай бұрын
yes--that was a definite lol!
@amy_pieterse
@amy_pieterse 11 ай бұрын
Yeah … after reading the bible whenever i hear someone say that "person X is a godly person" i now always think " wait what, godly in what way? 🤔 Have you read the bible?"
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
And how is God not righteous? What because he punishes evil and is the author of life? Sounds to me that you guys are just desperate to prove your false views.
@amy_pieterse
@amy_pieterse 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 God murdered Uzzah just because he wanted to prevent the ark of the covenant falling off a cart, you got to admit that is kinda messed up. god tortured and eventually killed David's innocent son for what David did. I am sorry but if the torturing of an innocent child because of the actions of the father is seen as righteous and godly then that god it not worthy of worship.
@seannolan9857
@seannolan9857 10 ай бұрын
​@@amy_pieterseWhether or not He's "worthy of worship" is irrelevant. If you do not support Him, He will have your arms, legs, genitals, internal organs, brain, tongue, ears and eyelids removed, reducing you down to a worm which cannot die. And then burning it for the rest of time. If you want to avoid this fate, you must support Him wholeheartedly.
@sundayoliver3147
@sundayoliver3147 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 Here's a little Biblical information on god's righteous punishment. It's only 4.5 minutes long, are you willing to watch it? There are others on the same channel, but this will give you an idea, with chapter and verse cited. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGLdeqqLnrZlj80
@chloetabohakanema9459
@chloetabohakanema9459 10 ай бұрын
​@@seannolan9857 and that folks is why the christian god is apparently the moral authority...
@BootyBa
@BootyBa 9 ай бұрын
These are so therapeutic
@venturer9400
@venturer9400 11 ай бұрын
As a Christian kid, I actually enjoyed reading OT stories in their more concise (and probably sugarcoated) forms. But in the end, it would be for the best for all of us if that's indeed all they ever were - stories.
@sundayoliver3147
@sundayoliver3147 10 ай бұрын
Amen!
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
best how?? and no, it would be worst. we wouldnt exist!! look up dino soft tissue. the flood happened and deeptime is fake.
@johnrockyryan
@johnrockyryan 3 ай бұрын
Your wise beyond your years kid keep doing you
@SamuelHiti
@SamuelHiti 11 ай бұрын
It shows that DarkMatter reads the bible whilst christians do not.
@stanleyhyde8529
@stanleyhyde8529 11 ай бұрын
No, they read it. They just neglect to mention the parts he makes sure you hear. It's called an honest read of the Bible. Christians don't like doing that.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
No, he clearly shows that he doesn't read the Bible. So don't lie.
@stanleyhyde8529
@stanleyhyde8529 11 ай бұрын
@@historian252 I think it has less to to with whether or not he reads the Bible and more to do with you coping about him being right. Unless you claim the verses he pulled were in fact not from the Bible.
@BryceAndreychuk
@BryceAndreychuk 11 ай бұрын
It's an easy gimmick to play on .
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@@stanleyhyde8529 And how is he right?
@kjullthedemon
@kjullthedemon 10 ай бұрын
I first saw these animations as a wee lad, when I was 11 back in the good ol' days of the internet. It's both awesome and wild to see, you're still active on KZbin.
@DarthMagog
@DarthMagog 11 ай бұрын
I am a simple Cyborg. I see Jeffrey and God in the classic animation style, i click "like."
@m19u3l11
@m19u3l11 11 ай бұрын
b00ba
@katarinatibai8396
@katarinatibai8396 11 ай бұрын
Me too 😅. Not the Cyborg part. Just a simple human and clikc- like part asap, I see this classic.
@iAdden
@iAdden 11 ай бұрын
Hello fellow brother!
@Jumpingonpaws
@Jumpingonpaws 11 ай бұрын
Cyborgg
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
If you deny the deity and Lordship of Jesus, you will not enter into the gates of heaven. Choosing religion over the righteousness of God (Jesus Christ) will not save you. Your works will not save you. Please for the sake of your soul, consider the fact that you, me, the people in the video and every human on this planet is doomed to share the accursed fate of eternity in hell. One sin is weightier than the mountains or all the sand of the beaches put together. One offense makes us a law breaker and good works don't cancel or pay our debt. Only One died in sacrifice to make the payment, and that is the sinless perfect person of the God-man Jesus Christ. Then He rose again, ascended, and sits on the throne. He will judge the world and every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord to the glory of God the Father, whether you like it or not.
@jablue4329
@jablue4329 11 ай бұрын
"Did I stutter?" "Yeah." It is genuinely funny when that happens, ngl.
@idontlikehavingnumbersinmyname
@idontlikehavingnumbersinmyname 10 ай бұрын
My religious trauma barely has a hold over me anymore 💖 I don't fear for my soul or life when I am myself. When I see a story about demon possession, I know that there is an explanation for it, mental illness, an infection, brain injury yada yada I don't fear it.
@idontlikehavingnumbersinmyname
@idontlikehavingnumbersinmyname 10 ай бұрын
It actually used to be very hard for me to watch this channel, I agreed with all the messages but, I thought God would destroy me. I thought God would take away my sanity or send me to hell or a million other things.
@knitwit014
@knitwit014 9 ай бұрын
Just because there is no God does not mean there are no demons/aliens/inter-dimensionals. In fact, I find the bible god and Satan have a lot in common.
@derpchief9614
@derpchief9614 11 ай бұрын
I'll never stop liking your classic art style.
@OkuhleNtshweni
@OkuhleNtshweni 11 ай бұрын
0:48 jesus pulling up with the piano had me dead 😭😭
@stanleyhyde8529
@stanleyhyde8529 11 ай бұрын
Pore guy. Rest in peace
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
If you deny the deity and Lordship of Jesus, you will not enter into the gates of heaven. Choosing religion over the righteousness of God (Jesus Christ) will not save you. Your works will not save you. Please for the sake of your soul, consider the fact that you, me, the people in the video and every human on this planet is doomed to share the accursed fate of eternity in hell. One sin is weightier than the mountains or all the sand of the beaches put together. One offense makes us a law breaker and good works don't cancel or pay our debt. Only One died in sacrifice to make the payment, and that is the sinless perfect person of the God-man Jesus Christ. Then He rose again, ascended, and sits on the throne. He will judge the world and every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord to the glory of God the Father, whether you like it or not
@fredfox3851
@fredfox3851 11 ай бұрын
@@ascoookie That is why everyone should quit procreating. God will be protected from our children, and our children will be protected from an eternal sadistic torturing God. Problem solved.
@stanleyhyde8529
@stanleyhyde8529 11 ай бұрын
@@ascoookie The Romans were fantastic record keepers. If they were the ones that crucified Jesus why aren't there records of such a guy making so much of a fuss? That being said, why am we going to be punished for the way that God made us? Why make us in such a way as to be completely unable to avoid sin and punish us for engaging in it? If your god is real, it's got doom pointed at our head with a threat of releasing it if we don't love him. We're supposed to be God's children, right? Would you tell your child that if they don't love you correctly you'll snatch their life from them? That's the offer from God you're putting on the table for us. And so we're clear I did try to find God. When I created alone time to pray while I was homeless, cold and hungry the food I had never multiplied. God never spoke to me like he did to my pastor. I never felt him by my side as my body shook uncontrollably. If I have a soul, your god was fine to watch it fizzle our or not while doing nothing to change the result. Your god is a monster. Keep your salvation, I we need it.
@Donnerwamp
@Donnerwamp 11 ай бұрын
At first I thought Jeffrey was so gut at playing the flute, he manages to make it sound like a piano.
@HAMZA-OLYMPUS
@HAMZA-OLYMPUS 11 ай бұрын
It’s SO GOOD to see you STILL uploading “God and Jeffrey” videos in 2024!🤩
@MrCyclist
@MrCyclist 11 ай бұрын
Any Christian watching this and ignores it proves cognitive dissonance.
@nemesis5481
@nemesis5481 11 ай бұрын
_I don't know about cognitive dissonance, but certainly an abrogation of critical thinking._
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
Says the Atheist who fails to read the events of what transpired and lies about it and placing the blame on God
@Theyliewesleep
@Theyliewesleep 11 ай бұрын
​@@historian252 He literally cited the chapter and verse for each contradiction.
@unkaumanguy1439
@unkaumanguy1439 11 ай бұрын
​@historian252 Can't put blame on what doesn't exist.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@@Theyliewesleep Incorrect
@ProphetofZod
@ProphetofZod 11 ай бұрын
Nice to see these classic animations coming out and also to see GrapplingIgnorance make an appearance. Really takes me back!
@ewuraamaetruwaasam7084
@ewuraamaetruwaasam7084 11 ай бұрын
Darkmatter has a lot of important fans eh 😂
@bookfromthetrash_official
@bookfromthetrash_official 11 ай бұрын
I checked the Bxble verse and you prove your point. I can't believe many xhristians miss this. Is this because they only focus in the new Testament?
@alexmashkin863
@alexmashkin863 11 ай бұрын
They don't read the book, those who do become atheists
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 11 ай бұрын
Yes, except when an OT story fits their needs at the time. It's cherry-picking ad nauseum. They push the cherry-picked OT in all the children's illustrated bible stories.
@bookfromthetrash_official
@bookfromthetrash_official 11 ай бұрын
@@Spiritof_76 True. Actually I would say, everytime I go to evangelical churches, their preachings come from the NT 85% most of the time. They only presch the OT when they are talking about the "messiah".
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@@Spiritof_76 Still lying eh?
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 You're deluded/indoctrinated. What part is lying?
@Christ-my-king
@Christ-my-king 11 ай бұрын
Hi darkmatter I just wanted to say thank you for your videos especially the one where God is insulted by the Muslim and Christian really great videos been watching you since I was in middle school
@sundayoliver3147
@sundayoliver3147 10 ай бұрын
It's really encouraging to think of middle-school kids watching these videos and getting at least a bit deprogrammed!
@Christ-my-king
@Christ-my-king 10 ай бұрын
@@sundayoliver3147 yep I’m 19 now but been watching this guy since 2015
@maestrulgamer9695
@maestrulgamer9695 11 ай бұрын
4:33-Where i live,there is a proverb that translated would be: "Do what the Pope says,not what the Pope does."
@Zimi.M
@Zimi.M 11 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for making these animations. I look forward to them. Been binging lately. Awesome stuff. Especially since I'm currently deconstructing.
@jakeswanson8579
@jakeswanson8579 11 ай бұрын
Fantastic stuff once again. I recently came upon these series of verses and brought them up to my Christian mom. The "bigger purpose" was really the only defense she has. I searched several commentaries on the subject and almost all of them mentioned something about God being merciful for sparing David. What a crock. It's merciful to torture and murder a baby? So dumb....keep up the good work!
@Alex_Vir
@Alex_Vir 11 ай бұрын
Ah, the greater purpose, the denail of free will via god, but that would put the blame for all the sins we commit on him, thus justifying (by his logic) the torturing of Jesus as his son.
@realskydiver777
@realskydiver777 11 ай бұрын
and of course overlooking the fact that free will is literally impossible anyway with an all knowing god in the picture
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
The baby wasn't tortured just sick. God taking life from the child is not murder. David even implies his child is with God and that if he does right he will see him again. So stop lying.
@historian252
@historian252 11 ай бұрын
@@Alex_Vir And how is God denying free will? Because he punishes evil and his auyhor over life and death? Sounds to me that you are just arrogant.
@Alex_Vir
@Alex_Vir 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 If god has already planned out our lives, which is implied by the existance of a greater purpose, than he will know what we will do or even make us do what he wants, which leads to the conclusion that our will is not free.
@nicolasgomez6637
@nicolasgomez6637 11 ай бұрын
God hath returned!!! Alelujah!!! Glad to see this series continue man, let's go!!!
@AlexiusScholius
@AlexiusScholius 7 ай бұрын
I love these biblically accurate cartoons. Appealing, funny, teaching stuff, and entertaining at the same time. Good luck conquering Algo Rhythm. ^^
@MindShift-Brandon
@MindShift-Brandon 11 ай бұрын
100% no getting around this! I covered this in my own hypocrisy video but nothing is better than how you make it all come to life. Thanks for the great work!
@masterlolilover5255
@masterlolilover5255 11 ай бұрын
Brandon. 😮 I'm a huge fan!
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
Nothing shows that God is a hypocrite other than you guys making excuses for yourselves. So stop lying.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@nttinvis Making excuses for this sorry video will not aid you. He quotes the Bible, but he clearly shows that he doesn't understand it. So he is lying and showing that he does not understand what hypocrisy is.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@nttinvis Because if you actually read the Bible you would know that this isn't hypocrisy.
@sundayoliver3147
@sundayoliver3147 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252 So how would you interpret this part of the bible? Where are the lies, can you point them out to us?
@FoolsGil
@FoolsGil 11 ай бұрын
Wasn't having a good day, but an upload from you pepped me up!
@nickphillips87
@nickphillips87 10 ай бұрын
You are so amazing, thank you so much for the good work you do. You're videos helped me when I was leaving the biblical box my upbringing placed me in. Thank you so much.
@rcblazer
@rcblazer 11 ай бұрын
It's always a great day when a new DarkMatter2525 animation comes out! We also get to see StalloneDavid again; you spoil us!
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 11 ай бұрын
Izn't gawd actually da zombie magician you faced??
@empressatheism5146
@empressatheism5146 5 ай бұрын
Drkmatter saved me from hypocrisy.
@CuriousTora
@CuriousTora 7 ай бұрын
As a long-time subscriber and fan of yours, I cannot thank you enough for the work you do! Your sense of humour, satire, and the way you put religion into perspective through logic and reason has been a huge help for my deconvertion and personal development over the years. Always a pleasure to be watching on your channel! Keep up the good work! ❤
@beetlebuilder5882
@beetlebuilder5882 11 ай бұрын
"That goat had it coming"! LOL!
@velkyn1
@velkyn1 11 ай бұрын
wonderful. This shows in high defintion how this the various cults that claim this story is try are completely incoherent.
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
Nitpicking verses out of context and misinterpreting their meaning, while misleading and making false statements is wonderful?
@velkyn1
@velkyn1 11 ай бұрын
@@ascoookie It's great when cultists make these accusations and then can't show a single instance of how context makes any difference and any single instance of misinterpretation. Surely you can provide such things, right? Or are you just spewing what you saw other theists write and assuming that you'll not be called out on your claims? "Nitpicking verses out of context and misinterpreting their meaning, while misleading and making false statements is wonderful?"
@velkyn1
@velkyn1 11 ай бұрын
@amigos4erin yep, that's what autocorrect does.... sigh. it should be "this story is true..."
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@velkyn1 Simple because you say this was God being a hypocrite when the text shows that it isn't the case. David was punished for his actions, considering he would never know peace in his house for the rest of his life and would lose four of his sons, three of whom to violent means.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
No all this shows is that atheists don't understand what happened and assume that this makes God a hypocrite.
@MasonTorrey
@MasonTorrey 10 ай бұрын
All these years later, Darkmatter still delivers.
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
He should start SPS, like UPS. Strawman Postal Service. Y'know, because of his intense strawmanning of Christianity.
@MasonTorrey
@MasonTorrey 10 ай бұрын
@@drillyourarguments Can you give me an example of where he has strawmanned Christianity?
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
@@MasonTorrey 12:24 Where in the Bible did God directly come down and talk to david? 12:29 the words used in the vid here were "gave you your masters wives" 2 Samuel 12:8 "I also gave you your master’s house and put your and I gave you the house of Israel and Judah; and if that had been too little, I would have added to you many more things like these!" But this is NATHAN speaking FOR God. Darkmatter's BIG FAIL is FAILING to accurately represent the Bible. If he represented it PROPERLY he wouldn't be athiest for long. Athiesm is a position of ignorance. Even the "fiction" (its not fiction, belief that the Bible is "myth" is one of the athiest's faithbelief) Bible makes that FACT clear!! The wives were IN HIS CARE. That doesn't mean that He gave them to david to marry. If athiesm is so logical and smart explain how it can drive one to getting people to go on against a Being THEY DONT BELIEVE EXISTS. their devotion against God is RELIGIOUS. Also explain how it can cause people to mess up the facts THIS BAD. Yes, he strawmanned the Old Testament here.
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
@@MasonTorrey 1:49 'reverse Christianity' "you were supposed to be deleted" That's a concept foreign to Christianity. Annihlationism is a fake. 1:59 "major morality traps" Now this is DM sticking his own opinion in there. Christianity does not involve someone asserting that the Christian's faith is "moral trap". What dm would have us believe, apparently, is to make moral judgments based on arbitrary (arbitrary if athiesm is true) metrics and feelings, rather than clear commands that are punished/rewarded in the Bible?? Rando morality doesn't seem like a very stable moral system. Ironic, dm believes from faith that hes a good person but he aint. All who reach a certain age, Biblically and statistically, have done atleast 1 sin in life. Christian morals strong and better, RandoMorality is weak and shoddy. And if the RandoMoralist takes the stance of Stalin, then who's to stop him? Throwing "its bad" at someone who disbelieves in their Creator will rarely if ever work. Christianity on the other hand provides a tougher and superior moral system. God's Commands are out of His love. Dont let the dark matter darken your mind and heart.
@MasonTorrey
@MasonTorrey 10 ай бұрын
@@drillyourarguments That's not a strawman. That is merely pointing out an opinion of interpretation. The fact that 90% of churches interpret the Bible differently that what you do doesn't mean those churches are strawmanning your version of Christianity. Churches aren't strawmanning each other, they are just disagreeing and the particular body of beliefs and interpretations that this video is portraying is just that. If this video portrayed your particular interpretation of the Bible, then I guess you'd have to attack it in some way other than strawman. In regards to your second point, atheism doesn't drive anyone to do anything. Most atheists keep their opinions to themselves. You never hear anything from them. There are some, however, that see the harm caused by religion and they speak up. They are not 'driven by atheism' as you say, but driven by the desire to put a stop to all the atrocities caused by individuals and groups in the name of their interpretation of their particular religious dogma and holy texts.
@NineEight_Nine
@NineEight_Nine 11 ай бұрын
just found this channel so glad you’re still active
@bobsaget832
@bobsaget832 4 ай бұрын
I switched from android to iPhone around 4 years ago, lost all my accounts for KZbin and other apps. I just couldn’t remember my passwords. And like the jackass I am I forgot a ton of the channels I was subbed to, dark matter being one of them. Refinding this channel after watching it religiously (hehe) for almost a decade was such an amazing feeling. The nostalgia I feel hearing Jeffrey’s voice, gods voice and just seeing them. This channel is so under appreciated, always has been. I know that was way too long for anyone to read, just wanted to leave a comment and help with the algorithm in anyway I can. You changed my life for the better DarkMatter. The same way Dawkins and the Hitch opened my eyes to so much, so have you. I hope you know how appreciated your are and how much this world really needs you and people like you
@charlesbrightman4237
@charlesbrightman4237 11 ай бұрын
College Psychology textbook, Chapter titled: "Abnormal Psychology", sub-chapter title: "Organic, Mood, and Schizophrenic Disorders": On a table titled: "Definitions of terms, the major organic brain syndromes and symptoms": "Delusions: A false personal belief, the belief is firmly held regardless of what others may say; there are many types, including delusions of being controlled, grandiose delusions, and delusions of persecution; basically coming to believe firmly in something that is clearly not true." * Seems to fit many religious believers from my perspective.
@blondequijote
@blondequijote 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the dsm specifies that religion doesnt count as a delusion. The Holy Text of Good Wizard (G-d for short) says in Matt 2:15-18 "Remember, it’s not mental illness because others believe this particular magic stuff too. And magical thinking in the light of G-d, The Holy Potters, and The Holy Text is not the same as what Muggle psychologists refer to as “magical thinking.” Both kinds are real though. G-d probably knows more than you do. "
@jacksonvoet8312
@jacksonvoet8312 11 ай бұрын
Wizards aren’t real. If they were, why haven’t they fixed stuff like climate change, or world hunger? The most well known magicks are conjuring, and elemental spells. If they could conjure, they could summon forth both food, and special magical implements to help grow food. And most elemental spellls could slow climate change to a crawl, with highly advanced magicks being able to restore the environment entirely. If those magicks were real, why aren’t they being used to save the world?
@ascoookie
@ascoookie 11 ай бұрын
If you deny the deity and Lordship of Jesus, you will not enter into the gates of heaven. Choosing religion over the righteousness of God (Jesus Christ) will not save you. Your works will not save you. Please for the sake of your soul, consider the fact that you, me, the people in the video and every human on this planet is doomed to share the accursed fate of eternity in hell. One sin is weightier than the mountains or all the sand of the beaches put together. One offense makes us a law breaker and good works don't cancel or pay our debt. Only One died in sacrifice to make the payment, and that is the sinless perfect person of the God-man Jesus Christ. Then He rose again, ascended, and sits on the throne. He will judge the world and every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord to the glory of God the Father, whether you like it or not
@jfu5222
@jfu5222 11 ай бұрын
​@@ascoookieYes, that's definitely delusional.
@jfu5222
@jfu5222 11 ай бұрын
Your textbook definition of delusional describes Trump and the MAGA cult as well. It's not a very great leap from worshiping god to their dear leader.
@MzClementine
@MzClementine 11 ай бұрын
This... Thank you... I'm a psychic medium that grew up in a household with religious grandparents and a single mom that got married six times. Because of her religious mother. That religious grandmother ruined her two daughters' lives. Don't worry I didn't let her ruin my life.. This stuff is so awesome. It makes me giggle. It ups lifts my spirit. Thank you so much. Truly when Christians say have you really read your Bible. No have you?
@stevenswitzer5154
@stevenswitzer5154 11 ай бұрын
Yes you did... You think you are a medium...
@DulcetNuance
@DulcetNuance 11 ай бұрын
Your job is to prey on gullible, superstitious people and pretend you can talk to their dead loved ones. Not exactly sure that's much better. Basically trading one unsubstantiated unfalsifiable religion for another.
@realskydiver777
@realskydiver777 11 ай бұрын
psychic medium is bs
@MzClementine
@MzClementine 11 ай бұрын
@@stevenswitzer5154 I know I'm a medium.
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 11 ай бұрын
@@MzClementine I'm a large. Are you telling people you are a psychic because it's how you earn income or do you actually believe that bs?
@elijahbarnwell439
@elijahbarnwell439 11 ай бұрын
I want to say as a long time subscriber, i am a Christian and realize these videos are made to poke fun at “my beliefs” but I’ve found they if anything help me humanize God and i wanted to thank you for helping me not only through hard times but ironically enough a few crises of faith. Anyway all that said i fully respect your belief and wish you only the best
@doompoison2365
@doompoison2365 10 ай бұрын
I'm genuinely curious, does seeing god as more human with flaws and errors make you worship him less or more? by worshiping I mean seeing him as a supreme Deity whos mind is wholly incomprehensible vs seeing him as a person you can relate to.
@elijahbarnwell439
@elijahbarnwell439 10 ай бұрын
@@doompoison2365 i would say my personal view of god has helped me as cringy as it sounds have a friendship with god more than an actual worshiper worshipee relation
@doompoison2365
@doompoison2365 10 ай бұрын
@@elijahbarnwell439 Interesting, thanks for replying! it's really cool to see alternative viewpoints like this.
@wesleyewert1023
@wesleyewert1023 11 ай бұрын
"did I stutter?" "yeah" "well, just do it anyway"
@gieco1965
@gieco1965 11 ай бұрын
wish you great health darkmatter
@danielwells1734
@danielwells1734 10 ай бұрын
It's a pleasure to know that your videos are still going and still poking fun at religious hypocrisy 👍
@USA_USA_USA
@USA_USA_USA 10 ай бұрын
Did you know that atheists are communists?
@Dock284
@Dock284 9 ай бұрын
@@USA_USA_USA some are but most aren't. There are also religious communists.
@USA_USA_USA
@USA_USA_USA 9 ай бұрын
His videos are full of communism.
@Thatchxl
@Thatchxl 9 ай бұрын
⁠@@USA_USA_USADo you know what communism is? Where is Darkmatter espousing communism?
@USA_USA_USA
@USA_USA_USA 8 ай бұрын
@@Thatchxl Triggered?
@gieco1965
@gieco1965 11 ай бұрын
we love darkmatter
@loudrumsforyou
@loudrumsforyou 7 ай бұрын
14:51 is what makes me so glad you still make these cartoons
@ST0IC
@ST0IC 11 ай бұрын
"Boink thy wife!" Lol, this needs to be on a t-shirt with David's photo 🤣
@BLZ231
@BLZ231 11 ай бұрын
“Did I stutter?” “Yeah.” “Oh.” For some reason that line killed me.
@johnnyleon
@johnnyleon 11 ай бұрын
Thanks so much for following my suggestion to do David & Bathsheba! This was a brilliant vid 'Don't I get a say in this?' - 'NO!!!' 😂 Ghost Uriah at the wedding was the icing on the cake 😂😂
@jesseshaw-zf2ox
@jesseshaw-zf2ox 11 ай бұрын
My kids love your channel. We watched Life of Brian together, and almost every joke landed with them. Thank you Darkmatter2525.
@zigzag-xx2yd
@zigzag-xx2yd 6 ай бұрын
Finally!!! God is my favorite make-believe character!!!! Praise gawd!!!
@Esther-eh
@Esther-eh 11 ай бұрын
God: "My followers won't give a sh*t."
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 11 ай бұрын
They really don't. At best they'll either willfully ignore it, or trip all over themselves trying to defend it.
@historian252
@historian252 10 ай бұрын
@@AngryReptileKeeper And do tell how God is wrong for removing life from the child? The child was never sent to Hell and is with God. So try your lies elsewhere.
@Mayan_88694
@Mayan_88694 10 ай бұрын
⁠@@historian252your god still murdered them, your god being the supposed “ creator of All creation” does not grant him a pass to murder
@Mayan_88694
@Mayan_88694 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252because murdering an innocent child is wrong regardless of who does it, your might makes right BS isn’t gonna fly
@Mayan_88694
@Mayan_88694 10 ай бұрын
@@historian252they didn’t lie, you on the other hand did, you re justifying child murder only because “ god did it” when that’s a pure might makes right belief, someone being all powerful does not mean they are on the right in whatever they do. Your god says he is against murdering children yet murdered an innumerable amount of children in your book of fables.
@survive323
@survive323 11 ай бұрын
So simple that baby Christian's can even understand. Great Job!
@digigalbytes2445
@digigalbytes2445 11 ай бұрын
I'd already called upon the bell icon, and communed with the like button, so please accept my sacrifice to the ever-rapacious algorithm. May it please our Lord KZbin, ramen!
@thekolstad
@thekolstad 9 ай бұрын
Incredibly creative, well researched, and hilariously entertaining. Best of KZbin
@jessicapink703
@jessicapink703 11 ай бұрын
So glad the animations are finally back, missed them! :D
@alberrtt0
@alberrtt0 11 ай бұрын
The long awaited animations have come 😌
@samuelmyers5084
@samuelmyers5084 4 ай бұрын
This needs to be taught in schools
@TheSchism-y7p
@TheSchism-y7p 11 ай бұрын
I'm not going to lie, I thought Jeffrey was going to play The boondocks ending theme
@5h0rgunn45
@5h0rgunn45 11 ай бұрын
Looking back, it was in thinking about this story that I took my very first step toward deconstruction. I'd already deconverted by that time, but I still held many of my old fundamentalist beliefs. This is one of the worst stories in the Bible. It might not feature mass killings like some of the others, but it's so personal as to be very relatable.
@jacktalcott
@jacktalcott Ай бұрын
I am so grateful to have found your work 😂❤🙏
@shjoed
@shjoed 11 ай бұрын
This is like the classic Dark Matter ones I dig it Jesus on piano nice touch
@NLTops
@NLTops 11 ай бұрын
Three to four generations? The supposed Original sin was a lot longer than 4 generations ago and we all get put on the hook for that one by default. The entire religion can't function without inventing a universal wrongdoing that everyone is guilty of regardless of what they do or don't do. Because it is ultimately an emotional manipulation that plays on guilt and fear to convince people they must obey.
@yashaouchan
@yashaouchan 10 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for keeping these up. As the US becomes more every day a theocracy it's good to see something not pushing religion.
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
" US becomes more every day a theocracy" This is either sarcasm or a big fat lie. Joker Biden is in power, if the dems stay in power, expect an atheocracy, like Soviet Ruzzia, Natzi Germany, Xi's China, and/or Kim' N.korea. Also he is pushing religion, the religion that believes out of faith that "Christian bad!! Christian bad!!1"
@makarymetzger2627
@makarymetzger2627 10 ай бұрын
​@@drillyourargumentsGermany was very much christian during WW2
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
@@makarymetzger2627 Catholic is not Christian. Catholics buy a bunch of unBiblical ideas like purgatory, bread turns into some of Jesus' body, and more. Compormised worldview = compromised thought processes = bad actions due to compromise. Did you know hitler was an evolutionist? he didn't believe the Adam and Eve account and instead bought the lie that "we evolved".
@drillyourarguments
@drillyourarguments 10 ай бұрын
@@makarymetzger2627 and what about the rest of my post? Facts Kill Athiesm.
@StepDub
@StepDub 8 ай бұрын
This was my first realisation that the Christian god wasn’t fair, and started the process towards disbelief.
@miablossom73
@miablossom73 11 ай бұрын
The Bible study that I didn’t know I needed to know
@joelweikguitar
@joelweikguitar 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for all that you do
@jonathankaufold7503
@jonathankaufold7503 11 ай бұрын
I love his video so much
@127mfan
@127mfan 11 ай бұрын
Holy crap I didn't think of that. Adam and Eve are the OG parents, and we're being punished because of them! So much for the bible saying we won't...
@apostateturtle1960
@apostateturtle1960 Ай бұрын
These bible cartoons are my favorite videos on your channel, you should do one on Korah's rebellion
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