Homer Gives up Beer for a Month

[@thisisanalt4821]

I like to think Homer and the guys drunk so much beer they basically became living molotov cocktails which is why they exploded

[@helenlovejoy2613]

Yes, it was a closed casket funeral, because they looked so malformed and ghastly. Although I think that Marge's husband looked malformed and ghastly to begin with so it would have been closed casket anyway.

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

Spontaneous combustion is a thing IRL amongst alcohol drinkers...

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha that's how I want to go

[@justinmillard8196]

@@DarkSimpsons Are you making all these episodes in the hopes that you will spontaneously explode?

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

😂😂

[@alexwilliams3078]

Broke: Homer died in a fiery car crash. Woke: Homer has permanently given up beer.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Now marge takes up drinking lol, poetic

[@Crazy56U]

Bespoke: The net was rigged to explode. Duff assassinated Homer for causing them bad press.

[@matthewwelch4305]

The drinking problem is only passed on or inherited to others, it doesn't go away.

[@matthewwelch4305]

The good news is: Homer will be giving up beer for a lot longer than a month!

[@alvexok5523]

Homer having given up beer is more likely to be the dream, because that's so unlikely

[@Neelt2001]

This episode is dedicated to alcohol: the cause of & solution to all of life's problems!

[@DarkSimpsons]

I need some more solutions!!

[@lulujay5866]

@@DarkSimpsons Easy: more alcohol! Which will of course cause more problems, but then again, if you have more alcohol..

[@helenlovejoy2613]

You're right, it is the solution to life's problems, that problem being Marge's disgusting husband. Now I don't need to put up with his stench at church anymore.

[@RobHorrorGTS]

You'd never drink it if you knew what was in it.

[@tr4sh37]

@@RobHorrorGTS Nope. I would still drink it lol. Your argument is the same vegans always use. And I still love bacon. 😛

[@soko4710]

moe may have lost most of his best customers, but now marge is one of his new regulars. now there's a win-win.

[@omaridaniels8427]

Now he'll get a real shot at Midge.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, more opportunities for Moe to pick up Marge

[@shorewall]

When God blows up a car of people, he brings in a pretty dame to hit on. I'm pretty sure that's how that works.

[@Galfadez]

That's a lose-win mate. A win-win would be two good changes happening. Cheers

[@soko4710]

@@Galfadez in terms of homer getting in moe's way, no. but in terms of moe getting less money, yes. but then again, there have been references to how moe's patrons hardly ever actually pay him. in fact, barney even outright steals beer from moe sometimes!

[@Will-h7h]

Love how Homer just casually strolls into Moe's the next day after vowing to give up beer for a month. Homer, Lenny and Carl are also monsters for convincing Barney to drink again, he didn't deserve to go out that way.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol i agree BUT drunk barney makes for a better cartoon

[@qwerty6383]

sober barney was super lame though

[@nothingnothing3064]

Bart's beer addiction was so strong it made Marge's hair green

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

i hope bart is happy, now drinking alcohol is illegal.

[@qwellen7521]

That’s what I was looking at.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, happy saint pattys day!

[@joannalink6171]

Maybe she was jealous of how quickly he could get drunk, being a small child.

[@alvexok5523]

@@joannalink6171 yep, Marge is always green with jealousy, that's her real reason for always going "hmmmnn"

[@rjsouthworth5246]

The last time Chief Wiggum had to tell Marge that Homer was found DOA, it was Bart and Lisa’s fault for keeping him up all night. At least this time, Homer had no one to blame but himself.

[@helenlovejoy2613]

Exactly, also i'd personally also hold Marge culpable considering she's incapable of keeping her husband in check. Unlike me, I make sure my Timothy doesn't waste all our disposable income on those trains of his.

[@ApolonioQuiosco]

In fact, yes: Barney, Lenny, Ca... no, definitely CJ no

[@EWOODJ]

@@helenlovejoy2613 Yeah, you'd rather it be spent on pointless gossip magazines and sex getup.

[@DarkSimpsons]

They'll never make it to mount splashmoore...

[@joshuafoote5144]

Homer came to life but he blew his second chance.

[@maddogsportzjh]

Homer sure went from everyday attire to bathrobe real quick in that moment. Did he think being sexy was going to change Marge’s tone? And once again, Marge ends up with Moe.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol seamless huh?

[@maddogsportzjh]

@@DarkSimpsons As seamless as Moes shaved knuckles

[@familygash7500]

@@DarkSimpsons "You're fired." "And with good cause."

[@rishnix]

Anytime you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[@helenlovejoy2613]

How typical of Marge to be prowling for men as soon as her husband dies, she is such a floozie, she needs to spend at least one night sobbing and drinking wine before she does anything like that. But no, she immediately heads over to that disgusting tavern and starts flirting with the disgusting barkeep.

[@helloeverybody.8455]

For a second, I thought the ending would involve the "No beer, no TV makes Homer something, something" scene from the Shinning.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol i'll have to find an alternate use for that clip

[@Voidalot]

At least Homer tried to keep his promise. He only had one beer that Day when it's usually seven!

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

Marge: You broke your promise homer.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, but he couldn't last 1 day

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

@@DarkSimpsons I know that!

[@alvexok5523]

@@DarkSimpsons that's still an improvement from his usually guzzling numerous beers a day, it shows he tried to make an effort

[@Jus2sick]

Atleast your down to one after more than 40.

[@MTV2O2O]

“Maybe I’ll drop you a line someday from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world” You mean Heaven?

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, that means he'll be haunting her

[@familygash7500]

With all of the bad things that Homer has done, I think that he actually went to Hell.

[@justjohnny420]

@@familygash7500 He's probably in Hell still continuing to eat donuts

[@SpaceAndPiano]

Homer ⬆️: 42 Marge: 19 Bart: 39 Lisa: 21 Maggie: 16 Other Deaths: Milhouse: 8 Rod, Todd, and Mr Burns: 6 Lenny ⬆️, Skinner and Ned: 5 Apu, Moe and Maude: 4 Ralph, Moleman, Chief Wiggum, Krusty, Barney ⬆️ and Carl ⬆️: 3 Snowball II, Sideshow Bob, Santa's Little Helper, Edna, Willie, Nelson, Martin, Luis, Wendell, Otto, Snake, Sherri, Terri, and Selma: 2 Lisa's Pony, Patty, Reverend Lovejoy, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Kent Brockman, Jeff Albertson, Duffman, Helen, Kirk, Luanne, Disco Stu, Ms Hoover, Mrs. Bellamy, Ashley Grant and Mr Largo: 1

[@MaximizedAnimation]

Isn't Kirk at 2 deaths now after DJ Kirk Cranks Up the Volume?

[@SpaceAndPiano]

@@MaximizedAnimation i don't think he actually dies in that one it seemed like he was just beat up really bad

[@yoshikfireball]

Not Lenny!

[@richardchason]

We should do something celebratory when Homer reaches 50

[@Abazigal]

Homer's outpacing Bart, better kill him off a few times to keep it competitive.

[@MrCoffeeCrisp_]

So Marge was trying to protect homer? I thought she wanted Ned instead

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha sequel?

[@helenlovejoy2613]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter.

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

Plot twist: She used reverse psychology on Homer so he would inadvertently kill himself and she'd be free to get with Ned!

[@hecatejones4038]

@@cosmicmcmoon5773 I’ll buy that.

[@FestusOmega]

Wiggum has had to tell Marge about Homer's death so many times that he can't even be assed to drive to her house to do it anymore.

[@lunapaper7028]

Can't believe this didn't end with yet another murderous Homer rampage the moment Marge suggested he give up beer for a month. As they say, no TV and no beer make Homer something something... XD

[@diannadolly]

lol I was waiting for Bart to get run over!

[@BenjaMan64]

Go crazy?

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, at least marge is free to date ned now

[@RobHorrorGTS]

He still had his T.V.

[@Gencoil]

I love how their glasses just start catching fire without any explanation whatsoever.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, that explains how the car exploded so easily

[@ajk]

@@DarkSimpsons I mean hey.....Homer can burn Corn Flakes....so anything is possible lol.

[@KaitaoftheFourze]

Marge: Homer, I warned you and this is what you'll get! Now that's he's dead, again, I'll go hit to bed with Ned!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

[@Jesper889ify]

Homer just got isekai into another world through that goal with his car lol

[@Dr170]

Homer give up beer? That's unpossible!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, he didnt even make it 1 day

[@mad_derg4912]

Homer no function beer well without!

[@SeppelSquirrel]

It's rare that a Dark Simpsons episode makes me depressed instead of laughing. This one did it. Good job.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha success! Depression for the win!

[@szalhi]

Homer getting kicked out, like a kid getting suspended from school.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, i knew a kid who got expelled from school because he kept skipping school...

[@anidleteen]

@@DarkSimpsons ahh yes, that makes so much sense, that school is so smart! /s

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

yeah marge's suggestion is for homer to sleep in the filth he created!

[@MegaHoro]

I thought that no beer was going to make Homer a little crazy

[@DarkSimpsons]

He still has TV lol

[@CC-Cobalt-1043]

Homer may not have fully kept his promise but I think 1 is a pretty acceptable start considering how many he usually drinks

[@InvertedWIng]

It's impressive they were able to find Homer DOA considering the explosion of the car left no trace of him. Or of Barney, Lenny, and Carl. Or of the car itself.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha good point

[@bigdaddyaen]

I think I have a problem binging these videos. Starting tomorrow, no watching Dark Sampsons for a month.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Did you say Dark Simpsons? OR Simpsons season 20+?

[@AquaAtia]

What a tragic end, Marge lost her love, and Moe lost his secret admirer, through their loss they share a Duff

[@DarkSimpsons]

Moe lost all of his customers lol

[@mightyfilm]

Had I not seen that classic episode so many times I had memorized the context, Marge's hair being green would have come out of nowhere. Yet, somehow I barely expected it.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha yeah, recognizing where the clips come from is a lot of fun

[@BmanXD]

This is a really good episode! I like how homer just does not care that he has kicked out of the house! Nice job today dark Simpsons!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Thanks budy. Glad you liked it

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

As Marge would put it, "That's what I call breakneck speed!"

[@familygash7500]

"Mum, a man just died."

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, i plan to use that line for something

[@akaakaakaak5779]

This the only KZbin channel in existence I watch every video and all videos from start to finish

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol thanks for the support! I really appreciate it

[@blairbrown4812]

"....billions of lives tragically, yet inevitably lost."

[@DarkSimpsons]

good times on that channel!

[@JeremyMasterson938]

I'll be honest. I vow to never drink alcohol when I hit the old age. But I'm not gonna get tired of watching Homer get drunk so easily. 😄

[@DarkSimpsons]

I have a rule as well, never drink alone. That should keep away the alchoholism.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@DarkSimpsons I had beer once! Wasn't great, hard to swallow down the entire bottle, would not try again.

[@TheRegart]

Love how the flaming beer mugs being clanked together acted as a bit of foreshadowing!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, i didn't even realize that! ahaha

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Look on the bright side Homer gave up beer permanently

[@Oecobius33]

The real show does so many jokes where Homer gives a speech like 1:31 then we see him instantly fail... So it's somehow heartwarming to see him actually having fun with his friends instead! Even if it doesn't end well.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, yeah whatever homer does i'll always root for him

[@c0mpu73rguy]

Still better than what would have happened if Homer really gave up beer. Because no TV and no beer makes Homee something something.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Go crazy? I don't mind if you do!

[@neetamoori8690]

2:04 I love how the car just desintegrates from the crashing

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol its a ghost car!

[@Ryan.Matlock]

I expected Marge's reaction to be more along the lines of, "Not Lenny!"

[@JacobKinsley]

Marge also started smoking judging by how her voice changed

[@DarkSimpsons]

Yeah, her voice actress is getting pretty old. Only a matter of time.

[@LolitaAngel6]

"Homer goes back to old habits." I am not gonna lie. I was seriously expecting Mr Plow from this 😂

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha Homer + Alchohol = Mr Plow

[@VincentChaos92]

You cant stop Mr Plow, he will eventually return... He needs to get satisfied

[@LolitaAngel6]

@@DarkSimpsons Exactly, he is unpredictable 😂😅

[@helenlovejoy2613]

@@DarkSimpsons Yes i'm quite familiar. I've seen "mr plow" at church on a few occasions, I still can't get those disgusting stains out of the carpet.

[@emirlsanchos6302]

It used to be his name and that name again used to be Mister Plow.

[@seanoleary4374]

I always make sure to get my limit during gun and bow season, no way am I giving up deer for a month!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Long live deer hunting!

[@ianhackettjunior198]

Was expecting Sideshow Mel's speech at Krusty's 'funeral' to be included where he says his blood alcohol level probably made him burn up quicker after that explosion

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, i think he says krusty's name in the line, but i'll take a look

[@ianhackettjunior198]

Nothing your godlike editing can't take care of ;)

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Homer, Krusty--what's the difference?

[@georgeheilman885]

By the end, he was definitely a Flaming Homer.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, we have acquired this footage of him with his pants on fire!

[@rodiqio]

GREAT EDITING WITH THE EXPLODING CAR! I saw this episode a few days ago, and it's from when the writers had everything catch on fire, and the net does, but you did an amazing job here having the car explode.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol so glad you noticed! Thanks!

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

R.E.M. is back from touring. All thanks to Homer.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha they're gold

[@benpopalisky1168]

Excellent work and flawless editing, as always.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it.

[@octtubeinc3129]

I was expecting the no beer no TV makes homer go crazy clip but this was really good as always

[@DarkSimpsons]

Thanks buddy! Glad you enjoyed it.

[@steveminecraft46]

That was rather extreme for a soft crash geesh, Cartoon Physics are wild

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha yeah, and the car just vaporizes

[@Romalac]

I just about blew out a lung when they crashed into the goal. XD

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol glad you enjoyed it.

[@garpogods8323]

Still don't know why Homer had to stop when Bart's the one with the problem.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, he's a bad influence

[@NorthWestern1919]

Homer, Lenny, and Carl dying was sad, but I'm not crying for Barney. He was already dead.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha moe lost all of his customers in one night

[@NorthWestern1919]

@@DarkSimpsons He's probably going to attempt suicide. Again.

[@gottahurtthealbertosaurus]

0:01 Look at how short Professor Frink is in the background

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha its funny, i never looked at that crowd before

[@domenicogrimaldi591]

One of your best, simply because it's so damned relatable.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol stay safe! Dont drink and drive

[@DeltaDubs89]

She didn't say no whiskey for a month. Or no vodka for a month. Loopholes people!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, that's using your noodle!

[@dontemorgan1517]

I thought this is Dark Simpsons parody not a don't drink and drive ad. XD

[@DarkSimpsons]

Arrive alive!

[@thegoldennuggetyt]

Love that these are still original and creative

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha thanks for watching! I'm glad you liked it.

[@thatonerandomguy1844]

What did I miss while I was out Also such a great edit

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol welcome back! You've missed alot

[@DivineAtheistWannabe]

Moe's master plan all along. Time for him to hit on midge

[@DarkSimpsons]

😉👍

[@cyburt_d]

I liked seeing Homer in his normal clothes, and in the next shot, he’s in a robe!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha seamless huh?

[@ericrajala4669]

Marge’s heart is more broken than that spice rack.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, or-aye-gone-o, what the hell?

[@RingTeam]

I know I said it once a couple of years ago, but watching clips from the modern Simpsons episodes in this type of edited episodes makes me appreciate the modern Simpsons episodes, even though it's for ironic reasons. And that's not an easy thing to do. Thank you again for your content. Your videos are insane and funny.

[@DarkSimpsons]

I appreciate the support. Though its sad I agree, i really havent seen the newer seasons enough, though I would really like to so i can improve this channel.

[@MrToastsandwich]

In Homer’s defence, this is the Dark Simpson universe. Too much drinking is the least of their problems.

[@DarkSimpsons]

The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!

[@nagaking07]

I was honestly expecting this to go the way where Homer gives up beer, and proceeds go through violent withdrawal.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, i like the story! but i can't think of any clips to support it

[@John-jl4dl]

1:22 I appreciate the "[Annoyed Grunt]"

[@DarkSimpsons]

😉👍

[@DKPGames]

Man you are pretty good at this. I would have ran out of ideas by now

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha I'm surprised too

[@tompegorinno5141]

Marge! No beer for a month is like telling a fish to stop swimming!

[@DarkSimpsons]

THe fish at duff gardens stopped swimming

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

I actually remember that very first clip of the video.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol was a good episode. The beer baron!

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

EVERYBODY GET NAKED, COME ON DON'T BE STUCK UP IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT

[@aguyonyoutubewhoisofnosign8373]

3 things. First, this seems like a legitimate episode. Second, I can tell that this takes place AFTER the episode titled, “Itchy & Scratchy & Marge” due to the poorly made spice rack made by Homer. 3rd, I love how things just transform. From Homer being in his normal clothes, to being in a robe. And Moe’s turning from a bar to a club. But in all seriousness, this was an amazing video!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it.

[@aguyonyoutubewhoisofnosign8373]

@@DarkSimpsons Your welcome!

[@jonathancurrie5170]

All he should have done was keep one single promise. Look where he ended up. So realistic

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol he couldnt go a whole day

[@garuelx8627]

This was a beautiful and realistic portrayal of crippling alcoholism. Also at least children aren't blamed for wrecking the school this time.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Arrive alive! Don't drink and drive! Stay safe buddy

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

At least we can all find comfort in knowing Moe is still making bucks off these chumps

[@DarkSimpsons]

Also if Marge drinks enough... then Moe has a chance!

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

@@DarkSimpsons Oh right hehe

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

Hey look! It's R.E.M.!

[@jakeladislaus4175]

I said no beer for a month Got it deer No no beer Right right deer B E.. D E..

[@DarkSimpsons]

You call that a beer?! This is a beer ... *Pulls out whiskey

[@Jackmoo101]

bet he regretted that

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, too dead to regret anything

[@TyTimeIsAwesome]

No cheating, incest, or incontinence. This may very well be the cleanest Dark Simpson episode yet! And it speaks that drunk driving is bad. Also educational!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol dont drink and drive

[@PhoeniksStorm]

"Your husband was found D O A" "Dunk Of his Ass"

[@georgesretrochannel508]

Homer is never give up beer for a month is he? Good video, Once Again, Buddy!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol never!

[@georgesretrochannel508]

I Agree!

[@coltonstillwell3590]

Asking Homer to give up beer is like trying to get Sneakers O’Toole to take his sneakers off.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol i dont know who that is but I'm intrigued

[@phoebegreig6523]

Oof! Wouldn’t get too drunk Marge, Moe will think it’s his lucky day 🤣

[@DarkSimpsons]

😉👍

[@jayritz5629]

Holy crap that was depressing. I need a drink after seeing that.

[@DarkSimpsons]

The cause of and solution to... all of life's problems!

[@FestusOmega]

"Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news about Lenny."

[@stevengibson9768]

Do 1 where Moe goes into a coma and Homer runs Moe's and it burns to the ground.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Marge has inherited Grandma Bouvier's drinking problem

[@DarkSimpsons]

Time to crack open the civil war doll

[@ZakWolf]

Geez, that crash at 2:05 was so harsh that the car and its' driver and passengers were vaporized in the explosion!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, they must've drank ALOT!

[@AdrenalStorm]

What? A car doesn’t explode when it crashes into a soccer goal unless there’s something extremely combustible... Oh riiiiiggggghhhtttt the high alcohol content of the passengers XD (Plus gasoline)

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, they vaporized!

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

>Bart get drunk *Marge: "Homer; no beer!"*

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, he's a bad influence

[@Bus293Fan]

Gives up beer for a month. What happens within the month:

[@DarkSimpsons]

Death!

[@LegendarySuperVegeta]

Watching this before a weekend I'll spend drunk, heh, ironic

[@DarkSimpsons]

Stay safe buddy

[@slimyslimer2642]

2:05 This is why you should never drink too much beer Because your car will explode by touching anything!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha its like magic!

[@WilliamPorygon]

If you'd just let Homer give up deer instead of beer he'd still be alive, Marge.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, if bart could hold his liquor, none of this would have happened

[@Verbindungsfehle]

I expected the Shining parody scene with the "No tv and no beer" in this one from the title lol. Also maybe even it ending in the Shining parody.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, i need to use that clip at some point

[@LetralXIV]

That car crashed into a goal net and exploded. I have nothing to add to that. Take it in as it is.

[@andorchadas7407]

Sobriety simply wasn't in Homer's VODKAbulary!!

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol, he has no self control

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

At least Homer can give up beer forever now.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Oh no! Moe's will shut down now lol

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

@@DarkSimpsons Eh, Barney will keep it up and running.

[@connorlayman8331]

Y'all should realize that no beer, along with no TV, make Homer something something.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Go crazy? Lol

[@connorlayman8331]

@@DarkSimpsons Don't mind if I do!

[@Godzillaman]

This could be an actual drunk driving PSA.

[@DarkSimpsons]

Arrive alive!

[@dylanandfriends443]

What are you looking at?! 🥴

[@RyanMcbain-q3h]

Marge: Homer, I want you do something for me. Homer: You name it. Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month. Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! DIE YOU MONSTER!

[@Beef89]

Me: I have duff hahahaha

[@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854]

I guess the ambulance driver got a long overdue night off this week...

[@DarkSimpsons]

Haha, until next time

[@irishnessie]

The darkest video you made still stands at Homer and Lisa go on a Date. 😂

[@DarkSimpsons]

Lol yeah that made me a bit ill