asdfmovie15: deleted scenes

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

"why were these deleted?" okay, so, fun fact: the only truly "deleted scenes" (as in cut from the original video) in asdfmovie history were the 4 gags in "asdfmovie2: deleted scenes". Every video like this since then has really been more like... Unused scenes. When we write an asdfmovie, it's really hard to tell which gags are the funniest ones until we've actually recorded and animated them and so a lot just stay on the page - roughly 3/4 of them in fact. So when I do these "deleted scenes" videos, I'm really just taking the ones I didn't have enough faith in and making them for their own video. And yes, every single time I do this I discover that plenty of these jokes are as good, if not better, than the ones that actually went in. Am I aware that I should just make ALL the jokes and genuinely pick the best ones before releasing the video? Yes. Do I fail to do that every single time? Also yes. Also "did you just make this video you could put the sponsor in it?" yeah 100%. I've been working on a video essay about sketch comedy that was supposed to come out this month (with my ad for June) but 3 days ago it became clear that it wasn't going to be possible to finish it in time so... We made this instead! Shoutout to Ben and David for getting the animation done so fast. I'm gonna enjoy the last hour of my Sunday now!

[@StaleTide]

fair enough

[@robertfaulkkner5508]

thanks for the long speech tom

[@aidanclark196]

Honestly a surfshark ad in the asdf style just works so well

[@budgiegd]

okay

[@The_Real_Crayons]

ohhh

[@_antisocialmedia6377]

I unironically love the "It's Classified" guy, I hope he has a wonderful life

[@benjamin_0265]

I hope so too but unfortunately, That's classified.

[@somitomi]

yeah, I don't know why that didn't make the cut

[@Tom-H1]

"Aww, your baby is so cute! How old is he?" "That's classified." *Surfs with the baby in his stroller*

[@jacquesnouvel6436]

@@Tom-H1 Dude I want this now

[@jacquesnouvel6436]

@@somitomi You don't know because it's classified

[@MisterPrawn]

I love how the sketches in the SurfShark ad could be considered asdfmovie sketches on their own out of context. Beautiful.

[@Alexus00712]

Aside from the last one with the qr code, but yeah!

[@RBJ_Eternauta]

​@@Alexus00712 Maybe if it was a tad different, like "honey,Will you..... Scan this referral code if you want to get 50% discount on our latest proposal kit"

[@unskilledgamer3642]

the first (and probably only) time I enjoy watching sponsor adds.

[@etcom34]

funny thing is, i have an extension that automatically skips sponsors and i had no idea the skits were related LOL

[@hippoqueen6840]

even the qr code joke would've worked in a regular asdfmovie video if it weren't a real sponsor

[@chip599XX_VGRLeader]

That Chicken is speaking Filipino but I am from the Philippines. 1:23 "You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you animal!" 1:52 "You're really shameless, aren't you? I don't even know you, leave me alone!"

[@technical_difficulties_]

Thanks for the translation!

[@toastbrains1471]

And the last one in 1:51 roughly translates to "You really have no shame, I don't know you get lost." In American translation: Fuck off

[@gregoryvn3]

Awesome! 😊

[@foxcollias4444]

Thank you so much!

[@elaizashin4477]

SAMEEEEE I'm from the Philippines also!

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

The “He’s got a knife” should have been in the actual episode. That was pure gold.

[@NobleHereticLP]

American cops be like.....

[@Stephenson2-18OtherThings]

​@@NobleHereticLPand a reference to ASDFmovie 1 when someone got some one's nose and then the police guy shoots them

[@NaisanSama]

@@Stephenson2-18OtherThings nostalgic intro

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

It was also entirely accurate to American law enforcement.

[@ismailgharbiyeh7743]

that was pure gold alright with your damn comment?

[@ChandlerKeithFlow]

The chicken speaking Filipino joke is extra funny because she says "Hayop ka" (calling him an animal as an insult), when she's actually the animal.

[@sinteleon]

(technically we're all animals, but still)

[@undercoveredyoshi6061]

Especially snake, if you call someone a snake, you call them like a slut or a whore

[@asheronwindspear552]

Humans are animals, too. Unless you're a vegetable, in which case, sorry.

[@HoV326]

​​@asheronwindspear552 humans can be vegetables too. Here, I'll prove it

[@ricardoviainza6006]

Hey! Thats my native language!

[@stormistik]

“Are you happy now?” “NO!” “Then I’ll see you next week!” Absolute gold 🤣

[@MogoMojo-50]

It happens in real life way too much

[@RedLoopster]

I loved that one as well :D

[@olivejuicesoda]

Why was that cut? Ita so funny

[@Mikustan39]

That was great! And it made me realize that that’s technically just how therapists are.

[@ismailgharbiyeh7743]

absolute trash as you might think that?

[@Robman275]

In the bit about Surf Shark protecting your identity, when he asks "What's your name?" The "That's classified" guy would have worked perfectly

[@darkneon5637]

Huh neat

[@juxtaposedlime2734]

1:23 "You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you animal!" 1:52 "You're really shameless, aren't you? I don't even know you, leave me alone!"

[@user-34678dsslo]

But the chicken is the animal

[@ismailgharbiyeh7743]

blah blah blah blah, you always talk way too much

[@Logan-fu1vu]

HOY PHILIPPINES

[@BWITHYURI]

YAY TAGALOG!!

[@knssssss]

@@user-34678dsslo No way

[@dead_byte]

The “You’ve seen everything!” bit made me cackle uncontrollably. The genuine somber apology is really the cherry on top

[@kaipieheadbox]

Me and my friend Jack recorded those lines. I cannot tell you exactly how much his “I’m sorry” made us die laughing.

[@SweatherSniper]

“I’m number one” “and I’m number two.” “Put us together and we make…” *M E T H*

[@dantewaldrop704]

Breaking bad season 6 confirmed

[@DHAdArchivez]

Breaking Bad

[@WilliamKnee]

Breaking Math

[@Memelord2020]

Breaking Add(ition)

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

They're cooking

[@thaias9654]

I love the "how to explode" scene. It barely gives you enough time to understand what's happening without lasting too long

[@としゆきどま]

The chicken is speaking in Filipino 😆 Translation: First: "You have the nerve to speak to me that way! You animal!" Second: "You really have no shame! I don't know you! Go away!" I was surprised LMAO Krazy TomSka. 🤝

[@elfdrine9517]

Hahaah hayop tong manok

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

Holy it is, Filipinos are summoned

[@marjanlerheartduma8113]

Ang lakas nang loob mo sa akin na ganyan a hayop Ka!

[@marjanlerheartduma8113]

Walang yaka no? Hindi Kita kilala Lumayas ka nga!

[@0.0.0.04]

I think the Filipino bird was saying: "You've have quite the nerve to talk to me like that, you animal" And the second part was: "Y'know im a man right? I dont know you, get away from me!" (But im not sure)

[@Thesmus]

second one: you really have no shame, huh? i don't know you. get lost!"

[@Cyrus_theKing]

Yes

[@Cyrus_theKing]

And

[@Cyrus_theKing]

No

[@lea9759]

ＩＴ ＢＥＣＫＯＮＳ ＹＯＵ

[@X-SPONGED]

"What're you? Gay!?" "Yeah." (Cut to 5 years prior) "You know who's gay?" *Wedding bells chime* "Us :)"

[@joshc5613]

finally. their origin story

[@RandomInternetLozer]

@@joshc5613now for the reboot in 5 years.

[@thepizzafoogle5481]

Polite question, why are you everywhere I go on KZbin? I literally see a comment from you multiple times a month

[@MelvinPineTree]

love has to start somewhere

[@Proto_Divi]

​@@RandomInternetLozerdivorce

[@asamlos]

The "What are you, gay?" "Yeah!" and the cut to the extremely well-animated making out absolutely sent me 😂😂

[@darkneon5637]

Unexpected

[@MindaugasStriska-lj2yc]

@@darkneon5637your right it’s unexpected

[@kerry-anngayle7453]

So weird fr

[@asamlos]

@@kerry-anngayle7453 It's honestly my romantic ideal

[@addysional]

"There are you happy now" "NOOOO!!! 😡" "Then I'll see you next week" IS SO GOOD XD

[@ton1]

Imagine psychologist would be captalist

[@SayuriAsahina]

I felt that bit to the depths of my unhappy soul, lol.

[@0Itsuke]

as a person on a therapy I have to say that I love it

[@ololo518]

I literally watched it before my therapy session xD

[@TheBotwithabadname]

Yay! Translation of the Filipino Bird: 1st part: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! YOU ANIMAL! 2nd Part: "Yeah sorry idk whats the first one she said" I don't know you Get out of here EDIT: MGA PINOY, ASSEMBLE! translation: FILIPINOS!, ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!

[@kennethfajardo9102]

"Walang hiya ka talaga, no?" is like saying, "You've got some nerve, huh?"

[@TheBotwithabadname]

@@kennethfajardo9102Oh thanks i tought it was Gibberish

[@ianrivers7923]

U know that?

[@sheikikan]

The second part: You're quite shameless, huh? I don't know you, go away.

[@thefrank2364]

2nd part is like best translated to "You have some nerve, don't you? I don't even know you, get the fuck out of here."

[@PersonWhy]

I was so suprised when that chicken started talking tagalog like all mad Filipinos here in the Philippines. Whats even funnier is that i can literally understand what the chicken is saying.

[@enricofamoso3116]

I was eating chicken wings and pops at Pakpakero in Bacolod yesterday. 😜

[@ITGKrosis]

it caught me off guard hearing it as a filipino lmao

[@randolfducanes1028]

​@@ITGKrosis Same, it's like I was hit with a flashbang I was so shocked

[@DaveTheFloomper]

lmfao the Filipinos have been summoned, I can't stop commenting about this!

[@Del1nk]

I legit smiled when I heard it

[@willow9490]

I love how the sponsorship was included into a bunch of sketches and doesn’t even completely feel like a plug-in ad. It just naturally flows with the video!

[@EngineerRiff]

ASDF movie 15 broke the rules twice. Johnny the truck is in full colours, and god makes an appearance despite Tomska saying he is god in the universe

[@Clay-camo]

Literally nobody cares

[@hremlynnthegremlin]

you missed the fact that clearly the god shown on screen is, in fact, tomska

[@GordonSnowMachine]

​@@Clay-camonuh uh

[@vladimirjovanov3743]

bro... there is blood in every asdfmovie

[@nicolebee3283]

And he’s not even voiced BY Tom. He’s voiced by Sam Reich which implies Sam Reich is God, which tbf is believable

[@thegamingleopard4592]

"And now a word from our sponsor. Beans." Best sales pitch i ever heard

[@DarkElfDiva]

Pythagoras would like to know your location.

[@scylla1772]

@@DarkElfDiva I'm trying to figure out what Pythagoras' theorem has to do with this. Or did Pythagoras have bean and surfshark

[@KubickQ]

it was a word

[@Mr.Pallanza]

Filipino here, translating the Tagalog parts! 1:23 _ang lakas ng loob mong kausapin mo ako ng ganyan ah, hayop ka!_ | *_"the nerve of you talking to me like that, you animal!"_* 1:52: _'lang hiya ka talaga, 'no? 'Di kita kilala, lumayas ka nga!_ | *_"You don't have shame, don't you? I don't know you, so just scram already!"_*

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

What about the 1st time?

[@danielconde001]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 she said "You have a lot of nerve to talk to me like that, you animal!"

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@danielconde001 Neat! Salamat

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

Thank you! I was wondering what they were saying! Care to post the original text in Tagalog, too? Interested to know because it’s spoken VERY quickly lol

[@GreyMerchant]

​@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial First line: Ang lakas ng loob mong kausapin akong ganyan ah, hayop ka! Second line: Walang hiya ka talaga no, di kita kilala. Lumayas ka nga!

[@maxzero9647]

This is absolute gold, including every part of the ad, and I hate advertising. If more ads were like this, I'd have a more positive view of them.

[@TheLichruler]

"That's classified." I need to see more of that character, and him on the surfboard with just more and more things with him.

[@olivercui6104]

“Hey do you like trains?” “That’s classified” Cut to the guy surfing and a train falling from out of the air crushing him

[@Hamburger8079]

“I like trains”

[@TheLichruler]

@@olivercui6104 "Wait a minute... are you dead?" "That's classified." Cut to a shot of a grave that reads "Classified", with the surfing music in the background, but muffled.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

And him *as* the surfboard

[@MeLoNarXo]

Sadly that information is classified

[@seymoorepoone9512]

The guy reading the “How To Explode” book is my favorite.

[@darkneon5637]

"Hello"

[@dominicktaylor1201]

"Step 1, Finish reading this sentence."

[@fishergoat]

​@@dominicktaylor1201"Step 2, Oppenheimer"

[@alanamarko]

genuinely i think 15 and these unused gags are some of the best stuff in the entire series. "that's classified" is SUCH a good joke.

[@romulusnr]

why is the classified guy surfing though

[@erikfassett]

@@romulusnr that's classified

[@U.N.S.R]

*surf music*

[@SpairM]

@@romulusnrhoneymoon, probably

[@LucBlocker]

@@U.N.S.R more like surf*shark* (ok I'm leaving)

[@night2fransic]

The Chicken speaking Tagalog/Filipino is so funny and I can understand what it saying😂😂😂

[@Stunterclips]

What did the chicken say?

[@billyjudd3326]

1:23 “You have no nerve talking to me like that, you animal!”. 1:52: “Y’know I’m a woman right? I don’t even know you, Go away!”.

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

Surfshark will forever sponsor Tom I would not be surprised if they sponsor his funeral lmao

[@Batman-rl1ph]

If there isn't a shark with a surfboard at his funeral he won't want it

[@barryausten3578]

His tombstone will just be a QR code…

[@ThatSodaDuckieTVinc]

@@Batman-rl1phsame What a rip off I hate Surfshark No surfing sharks

[@CoquetteKaraku]

This funeral is sponsored by Surfshark.

[@ThatSodaDuckieTVinc]

@@CoquetteKaraku what a rip off

[@TheOrangePick]

I never knew I needed asdfmovie characters aggressively making out

[@ArtemisAYO]

​@Μ𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖿𝗍fake Minecraft hiiii

[@juoriofotdeir]

Well now you do

[@thegoldenstation9723]

It reminds me of one of the skits from the fan submitted asdfmovie

[@memegod6750]

​@Μ𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖿𝗍 don't mention that god forsaken place 💀

[@MilolXd]

''Hey, yknow who's gay ?'' US !!

[@monsterdonster9981]

The how to explode one is SUPER GOOD

[@TheArtikae]

agreed

[@VSDeluxe]

That's actually the best sponsorship ad I have seen in all my 14 years on KZbin.

[@MatthewWeinberg-lr6kv]

Im…impossible…a sponsorship ad that’s GENUINELY FUNNY AND CREATIVE AND WORTH WATCHING, and FEELS LIKE IT FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE CONTENT OF THE VIDEO??? Heavens above, I never thought I’d see the day!

[@простоВова]

Imagine how the dialogue went -OK, I will make an ad, but on one condition. -What is it? -Give me a word. -Uhh... beans? -Alright, deal.

[@joeybishopthe2720]

The first time I actually managed to guess a joke in Adsfmovie history, I managed to predict the dead guy coming back to life to get their pizza.

[@Bluewarrior20345]

Which dead guy?

[@comix999productions]

​@@Bluewarrior20345the one in the casket at the funeral.

[@GRCanalYT]

Someone: Is this a great video? TomSka: That's classified **[classified] surf scene**

[@GRCanalYT]

SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

[@MindaugasStriska-lj2yc]

@@GRCanalYTyour talking to yourself

[@memeelfman324]

0:29 ah What a good callback

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED 😭😭😭😭

[@Bendi2525]

@@Jerry_Freestylesadly not the og sounds

[@DittoGTI]

HES GOT A NOSE

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

@@Bendi2525 Who cares, a reference is a reference :)

[@Javda2008]

​@@Jerry_Freestyle Yes :D

[@thekingofhearts43]

"What are you, gay?" FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@eerie_shroom8500]

Yea

[@SecondGenerationHumor]

Suction cup man

[@finleythegemmyfan5659]

WHAT ARE YOU GAY no I'm bi (still kisses anyway)

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Reminds me of "Hey, you know who's gay? Us."

[@astro3054]

I legit scrolled down right as I saw that scene to see if someone commented about it

[@CreativeTankEngine]

The “He’s got a knife!” 🔫 feels like a callback to the very first asdfmovie joke “Look out he’s got a nose!” 🔫

[@darkneon5637]

I understood that reference

[@MindaugasStriska-lj2yc]

Reference

[@some_random_merc]

i KNOW that camera angle, it definitely is

[@ragestarboy3]

“What are you? Gay?!?!?” “Yeah” *intensely makes out* 0:38

[@MoonshotsPlay]

when the sponsor is longer than the video itself

[@blueyandicy]

this video was made FOR the ad read so

[@tahaahmed666]

True

[@typlosionattack8595]

And is funnier than the rest of it (the entire video is hilarious)

[@MDestroyerX]

I mean the just fits tho it is literally a PERFECT ad

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

@@blueyandicy It's also not new. Remember the asdfmite video he did for Marmite? nobody complained about that, it's just advertising laws have changed so it has to be clear it's an ad

[@PetrolHeadMotorsport]

0:43 Not even death can contain our hunger for pizza.

[@BLMT-df4on]

0:42

[@Honkious5824]

He wasn't dead, he was just too polite to correct them when they put him in the coffin.

[@IngwiePhoenix_nb]

Pizza unites the world!

[@Raptstar]

@@Honkious5824 That just makes it even more hilarious, the fact that he ordered pizza WHILST in the coffin and probably gave the people a heart attack once he broke out and acted like nothing happened

[@interbeamproductions]

444

[@That-VR-Guy123]

And from the dead it rises, stronger than ever before

[@That-VR-Guy123]

@KAIYFGA32 I have a fresh pack of crayons if you'd like a snack

[@ndrew_B]

It rose from the dead because the pizza arrived

[@Rat-Production]

What are you gay?

[@CatusMagus]

Even the sponsor skits were hilarious! 😂 I actually think the "phone running away" skit made me laugh the hardest!

[@Pharaogon]

FILIPINO CHICKEN WOOHOO PINOY PRIDDEEE THANK YOU TOMSKA FOR MAKING THE CHICKEN SWEAR IN TAGALOG 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[@AwsomeGuy2763]

Mine turtle: reads the "How To Explode" book. Mine turtle after reading the book: "I will learn nothing from this."

[@thegoodwitchluzura]

Then he explodes.

[@thestickopia4619]

See people this is how you get someone to watch an ad. I was half way through skipping it when I realized it had skits during it and actually went back to watch the whole thing

[@TimeMaster131]

get Sponsorblock. It's a plugin that skips the sponsored segments in videos. Works like a charm in this vid lmao

[@theresacampbell4380]

Same! I was like "oh wait there's content here"

[@ghostplay8521]

And then you have Alpharad's way of doint it: just faking that it's the end of the ad on the chapters

[@jonathanwilliams1776]

Best ad read ever made

[@Autimusprime292]

Same

[@AyoCrunchy]

I think this is the first video I have ever seen where the promotion takes up more than half the video.

[@BenSpace]

The “That’s classified” wedding scene should’ve been in the actual video! That was a hilarious follow-up to an already hilarious bit. Would’ve also made the third Johnny the Truck part funnier because you wouldn’t know which of these two gags was going to be the triplet gag.

[@voxfoxclips8684]

Two years ago Tom said on his fanasdfmovie video that drawing two people kissing was a hard thing to do and he wouldn't be able to do it... my man did it... HE REALLY DID IT, YEAH!

[@milodoesntknow2090]

but he didnt... wonchop did

[@Und3rF4n]

TomSka 3yrs ago: How would I animate a kissing scene? A deleted scene: the exact same scenario

[@Meme-pg5tw]

i mean someone else did the hard part he just kinda copied that

[@silliuslannius]

that big eyed guy is actually pretty awesome I need more of him

[@Cloudy_2763]

"Put us together, and we make 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙝" had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ismailgharbiyeh7743]

what's with the laughing emojis idiot? wow, you have so much laughter i know that

[@Braxton999Adams]

0:22 "Are you Happy Now!?" I think this is actually a brilliant joke, because often times when I'm worried about someone or genuinely trying to help it comes out as anger. To an outsider it can genuinely make me seem just as bi-polar as the person in the skit, but it's because I'm just frustrated I can't defend a person from themselves.

[@KelpTheGreat]

Neither person in the skit is bi-polar.

[@gigabyte6614]

​@@KelpTheGreatWhere's your proof, you party pooper

[@DaveTheFloomper]

Chicken was speaking Filipino. This is what she's actually saying. "How dare you talk to me like that, you animal!" "You really have no shame, do you not? Do i know you? Get lost."

[@Jose.AFT.Saddul]

I think the last part is a bit wrong. “Hindi kita kilala” to me means “I don’t know you” “Umayos ka nga” is what I hear which means “fix yourself”

[@AhidepociereMartynov]

​@@Jose.AFT.SaddulIt's "Lumayas ka nga"

[@Jose.AFT.Saddul]

@@AhidepociereMartynov it’s sounds like Umayos is nga to me. Could be wrong tho

[@AhidepociereMartynov]

@@Jose.AFT.Saddul I'm confident it's "Lumayas" As far as I can tell there's no "O" sound to be found.

[@Jose.AFT.Saddul]

@@AhidepociereMartynov same. to me there’s no L sound.

[@kingpeashooter9157]

The Chicken speaking Filippino really did it for me 😂

[@silverflight01]

0:27 A reference to the gag that started the entire series

[@Garryzilla]

But it combined both gags not only the nose gag but something else

[@Hamburger8079]

@@Garryzillaeither the “Doctor (of psychology)” one or the “Is anybody here a doctor?” one

[@dragostorm259]

Or the knife version of "Here hold this"

[@avtechbag]

Got your nose

[@Imp6678]

​​​@@avtechbag look out he got a nose

[@JustK4Y1512]

1:12 Missed opportunity to use the “that’s classified” guy

[@A-Very-Common-Problem]

remember the "thats classified" kid? this is him now: 0:49 feeling old yet?

[@KathySage234]

That's classified.

[@chrisrj9871]

a couple days, yeah

[@pixelcat29]

It feels like 5 days ago when he was younger😔😔😔

[@tafua_a]

@@KathySage234 *surfs with sunglasses on and with a cane to show how old they are

[@Ortir]

basil

[@RileyMm2473]

No matter if its deleted scenes or not, Tomska never fails to make us laugh!

[@evankim2406]

The fact that the ad is longer than the video is crazy.

[@feritye767]

the ad has the video in it, just keep watching

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

Except he puts creativity in the ad too and says why he did that in his pinned comment ;)

[@Proto_Divi]

​@@feritye767thanks soldier

[@socialist_vocalist]

Having half of the video be an advertisement and still turn out funnier than the majority of the content on KZbin is one of the reasons Tomska is the goat.

[@tomasgetze4330]

Early 2010's are back? I gotta warn everybody about the mine turtle invasion!!!

[@koolaid33]

Watch out for the skateboarding cow, or the pink fluffy unicorns, or the chocolate rain, or the Harlem shake. I think this is their redemption round.

[@gobblegobble2071]

Hello!* *[Never expected a mine turtle use a gobbleygourds channel eh?]

[@coltonk.3086]

Some of these were legitimately amazing and should've made the cut!!

[@adammckay3299]

God, that sudden kiss and cutaway was CHAOS

[@MMontore]

“He’s got a knife!” That was hilarious hahahaha

[@sarcoboi12v3]

Didn’t think they’d bring the Classified Guy back, but I also didn’t think nachos 🌮

[@Mez591]

"Im number one!" "And im number two!" "Put us together and we make-" "M E T H ."

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

From an education show kids it became breaking bad.

[@CilaAlansversion]

-"What, are you gay?" -"Yeah!" *Proceed to aggresively make out*

[@exisbiceb8172]

TomSka is the only creator who can make sponsor segments fun.

[@ViirinSoftworks]

Terrible Writing Advice and sometimes Legal Eagle do okay.

[@koolaid33]

Internet Comment Etiquette has hilarious sponsors, I don't think I've ever skipped one of his sponsor segments, he's always sponsored by Raycons so he's made a mini-series in his KZbin videos where he parodies medieval Netflix dramas.. while also doing Raycon adverts.

[@thegoathog420]

*b e a n s*

[@Eagle-Mit-YT-Lucas]

MandJTV Does Really Funny Sponsors

[@Pop-qe8rt]

Wait, what about icecreamsandwich :(Andy)

[@alchemicColored]

finally, an ad i actually enjoyed watching!! also, this is one of my favorite asdfmovie installments yet. just behind the ones wonchop wrote.

[@TotallyHuman]

Is it insane that I feel like the ads make the content better? Like, sure there are a couple good ads series out there (I am looking at you, lucid chart and ryan reynolds) but neither of those provide inspiration for the actual content. I love this so much.

[@Ironmat98]

The unsolicited filipino chicken representation is always appreciated

[@JameyMcQueen]

I like how a majority of the video was an ad. And MAN WAS IT ENTERTAINING!

[@jj_0]

I love this channel because even the ads for surfshark are better than most of the comedy on KZbin.

[@charliew7656]

Congrats tom, you made an actually funny advert that I didn't mind watching. Now if only other companies could follow suit everything would be a hell of a lot less boring and I might actually consider buying their shit.

[@boopadoop385]

"Have you seen my phone?" "No" "OH GOD ITS ESCAPED" bbnebndbdndbdndbd

[@undyingdefect]

I like how Asdfmovie deleted scenes, which are usually b-sides, are more like A-Minus-sides. So funny in their own right

[@RubberCrowy]

0:14 Some Guy learned Self Destruct! Some Guy used Self Destruct! Some Guy fainted!

[@hill506]

"how to explode" made me laugh pretty darn hard. Favorite one of 15 overall.

[@GabeBeyruti]

The way you brought in an advertisement and your cartoons together honestly is the best way to advertise. You are always thinking of funny ways to bring Surfshark into your videos and its awesome!!!!

[@rare-113]

0:38 “what’re you, gay?” “yeah” 😭😭😭

[@ThatsadMariowaitingforthebus]

* intense kissing *

[@ninjifansmpj420]

Es que me meo

[@CasualMDFan]

the most horrifying thing I’ve seen on here

[@gerardsheppard894]

@@ThatsadMariowaitingforthebus who ordered pizza

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

​@@gerardsheppard894Oh! Mah Pizuh!

[@thegoathog420]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Surfshark: *b e a n s*

[@pizzaanimatesshorts]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SuperCyan50]

What amazing words of wisdom 🥹

[@MindaugasStriska-lj2yc]

@@pizzaanimatesshortsYEAHHHHHH!!!!!

[@Thegoldendemon]

this is the only worthwhile watch when it comes to ad breaks

[@mastercelery7055]

I'm not gonna lie this feels more ASDF movie than the ones that WEREN'T cut. I was laughing alot through the whole thing, even the ad read

[@RoboJean1994]

The fact that my phone switxhed into black/white Mode (due to it being 11PM) while watching this and I didn't notice until the recommendations appeared made me lol

[@BlueBoy584.]

1:23 YOOO?!?! MANOK!!!!

[@HungryKitty3675]

I understand tagalog lol

[@EthanHasnt]

TAGALOG

[@SmallPP_]

Same

[@Intelligence_Core3]

In layman's terms, Tagalog is Filipino

[@AvidaxTelekesis]

Yung manok, nagsasalita.

[@thefireman17492]

0:28 the comeback to the original adsfmovie was totally unexpected, i can still hear the intro kicking in.

[@blepr]

unironically love the gibberish speaking phone 1:41

[@yamiryushi]

It was my favorite part too. It caught me completely off guard!

[@evo_is_confused]

I weirdly find this overall funnier than the actual asdfmovie 15

[@Dumbozo_II]

I agree. The latest installment in the asdfmovie series is a bit subpar in pacing quality compared to the previous ones.

[@selectivepontification8766]

For some reason all the deleted scenes are funnier than the actual vids that came out around the same time

[@RayBall87]

All of them are, honestly..!

[@YoungMrBlue]

Minus the Honky horn one these were pretty good

[@YoungMrBlue]

@@Dumbozo_IIit’s a revival after 3 years It’s gonna have a shaky return

[@ttahadrianex]

0:30 THE REFERENCE ☹️ I FEEL OLD also these are so good why didn’t they make it

[@RobedBoi]

Why is it that the deleted scenes are sometimes better than the actual movies? (no offense to TOMSKA i love his vids and they were a huge inspiration to me growing up )

[@noinimble]

0:38 this is the best asdf joke of all time I think

[@MrBobSter82]

0:58 beans

[@shawnfreshwater8557]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@dacockroach]

Rice

[@SillySnuffle]

Cheese

[@senflamgo]

cheese

[@heisnowheretobefound.]

YEAH

[@ColorInversion]

The Filipino chicken caught me off guard

[@myheromedia-verse]

Same here xD

[@NoelJohnCarlo]

Ako din! XD

[@Spenfen]

I'm not even kidding I think the "that's classified" joke is like, one of the top 5 best jokes in the whole series and I'm so sad it wasn't in the actual video

[@trainchugger53]

The fluent tagalog slapped me in the face, thank you from your Filipino fans

[@Nightcaat]

The kiss scene might be the funniest joke in asdfmovie history

[@MajorBulletMagnet]

i love how this hasn't changed since the beginning really

[@JimBob_s]

im not lying this is actually better than the normal asdf but 15 was also really good