r/AskOuija: P A R T T W O O O O

[@gosha305]

I love how in the US Constitution thread, you can clearly see the users change as they alternatingly come on- and off-line

[@skullzans]

Btw Just checked, the parents accept them too, so Good Ending.

[@samtheman3633]

@@skullzans heyyy W

[@AnnoyedSonic]

@@skullzans Big W

[@the_boredbean4537]

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[@30watermelon.]

​@@the_boredbean4537yreo mother

[@imanoffice641]

I feel like AskOuija would be more scarier then an actual Ouija, instead of one ghost, you get multiple, and not to mention they’re all reditors

[@sodapopstation]

AskOuija used as a horror/paranormal comedy plotline...

[@piney2245]

I wonder if the AskOuija ghosts are people we died and are trapped to answer questions on redid, sounds worse than death to me

[@Xulchen]

@@piney2245 Sounds like a specific kind of death to me.

[@piney2245]

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[@josiahp.6960]

*more scarierer

[@micahfoley9572]

"girls just wanna have fins" can confirm. mermaids are aspirational.

[@BinglesP]

Agreed but I'd prefer to be a centauress tbh

[@micahfoley9572]

@@BinglesP horsegirl :)

[@BoredomNoises]

i agree but i'd rather be a whale

[@micahfoley9572]

@@BoredomNoises whales are the cutest behemoths.

[@imaricyeah12]

CUZ GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNN~ OHH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUNN!!

[@regurgitationsample]

"Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever heard of ABBA?" is my new catchphrase

[@Pandorarules]

What is abba?

[@regurgitationsample]

A band from the 70s! You might have heard dancing queen or money, money, money, which are both by them :)

[@Pandorarules]

@@regurgitationsample oh okay

[@feathered_turtle]

dabba doo

[@retromiles98]

DMX once tweeted “sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?”

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

THE FACT THAT THE CHAOTIC GHOSTS MANAGED THE ENTIRE PREAMBLE TO SUPPORT A CLOSETED PERSON!!!

[@Used_fridge]

It was interesting watching them all spell it out. I was expecting it not to work lmao.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

They were not supporting him, they wanted to see how it'd go.

[@Skenjin]

@@GunSpyEnthusiast Sounds to me like they were on the fence about it and just wanted to see some chaos before going through with it.

[@ChesterManfred]

​@@GunSpyEnthusiastThey were cooking some devilish stuff

[@nordern1]

To be fair, it was mostly sections where 2-3 people were taking turns.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" BEHOLD! THE URINATOR! " found a new favorite response to someone knocking on the stall I'm in.

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

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[@facebiter_xd]

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[@saljaf79]

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[@Average_cuber]

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[@TheRealVenusian]

I see your US Constitution and I raise you: that time r/AskOuija spelled out the entirety of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. Proud to have contributed around 3 letters to it, including one of the ones in one of the first few lines!

[@bMt5553]

That sounds like it was an experience! And not necessarily a bad one either.

[@gavinbrown216]

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[@willmcquistan3113]

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[@AssortedMold268]

@@willmcquistan3113 Goodbye

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[@OspreyFromCabin4or7]

6:14 It looks like it’s many people working together when it’s mainly just 2 people with a random straggler every now and then

[@ChesterManfred]

Oh it's true

[@richardmillhousenixon]

That's mostly just because people don't look THAT far into comment chains. That's A LOT of "Read More" buttons

[@Zubigri]

Still a lot of ppl

[@scarfie007]

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[@plutonicattic7995]

"Help im stuck in a room with WALLS" is so underrated

[@ChrisJohnson-un8ev]

It is. Can we get a sequel to Stuck in a room with WALLS

[@Sleepish101]

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[@motte1299]

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[@rorvgames6491]

Goodbye

[@victorvirgili4447]

I don’t suffer from schizophrenia, I ___

[@z.m.stewart1996]

realizing i could still recite along with the entire preamble of the constitution after learning that bloody song in grade school was a frightening revelation

[@hellishbro]

fr, we had to sing it for a month

[@bomoose]

indoctrination!

[@bMt5553]

We’re still being abducted. Not what I meant to say, but sure why not?

[@emilyrattini8462]

I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all

[@djfebrezee]

@@hellishbro DUDE RIGHT, I WAS HUMMING ALONG TO IT

[@piacomispl2023]

"Ah yes, the famed soccer bat. Also known as a LEG" That killed me 😂

[@Maria.Mirabella]

I was vividly imagining a bat - as in, the animal - and was thrown for a loop when I tried to figure out how it translated to a *leg* of all things

[@ChesterManfred]

A human one. Serious stuff

[@saljaf79]

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[@XAVIIREALLY-fi8fb]

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[@ellethelegend4033]

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[@sturmovik1274]

3:33 Family story Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, as burned as burned could conceivably be. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.

[@RandomDoodlesIDo]

PFFT-

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

at least he didn't throw it away

[@BoicuBuduAndrei]

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[@BoicuBuduAndrei]

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[@casualchaofan5364]

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[@JustAnEverydayAccount]

YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct

[@grumpygrandma8917]

relatable

[@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec]

same

[@mr.duckie._.]

especially "skibidi fortnite ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" (i need to wash my hands after typing that)

[@datophat]

Matt Rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" was truly a experience.

[@Frogking390]

You forgot the Fortnite edit why do i have 400 likes

[@grumpygrandma8917]

truly

[@SomeGayModifiedbear]

I’ve always wanted to hear it

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

He did what?!

[@Minimaglite12]

@@Frogking390fellow random typek fan?

[@CodyIsAGremlin]

The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane- Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

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[@SanguineMask]

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[@GraysonVidourek-bv3px]

At this rate, they’ll make their own speech about AI or smth-

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

Darn I was hoping to type out the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost

[@geneericname7138]

The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't. Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them. Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.

[@SuperBox_Ray]

4:07 why did i think this was going to say "jizzing on mr beast" what is wrong with me

[@olivercui6104]

SAME 😭😭😭

[@scottthesecondcoming]

what is wrong with US

[@retromiles98]

jizzing on Mr Bean is just as bad

[@rainbowjulia]

Matt I figure you'll appreciate this; I volunteer with 12-14 year old girl guides and one night we had them design their own board games. One group named theirs "Skibidi Rizzler". the game board was made to look like an ipad covered in cheeto dust. Players would compete for "mewing points" and the "jail" space was Ohio. it was extremely cursed and hilarious.

[@ayanasingh1802]

oh you need to give more detail

[@Maria.Mirabella]

Soooooo... where can I buy it? 👀

[@ChesterManfred]

Buy the idea for 50 cent, and then do what Google did once to Bump!

[@normalhuman9878]

I need this game

[@tjg121389]

Makes since that jail would be Ohio

[@Syntaxsta]

Matt reads these like a toddler trying to read for the first time

[@FlightLuminaryUprise]

BAHAHA

[@lightbulbpawz]

AIRY!!!

[@alansmithee419]

That is one hell of smart toddler.

[@LexicaLovesick]

@@FlightLuminaryUprise Bagurisha iki?

[@RandomGirl.RandamuOn-nanoko]

Sounds like me when I sound out a sentence in Japanese when translating. VL

[@hawktalon7890]

"Adolph Hit Me Baby One More Time" got me. It got me good.

[@ehtacoguy4079]

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[@AnimeboyIanpower]

WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT?!

[@Dr.Freeman...]

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[@rorvgames6491]

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[@1mtry1ng_myb3zt]

I’ve seen one that was “I can’t be racist! I have a black ____” and an answer “S L A V E”

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Oh, jeez, that's not good.

[@bethmcdowell6612]

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[@louisverysilly]

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[@iso_plays6444]

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[@danuostret1900]

My Ouijia told me I'm hot , Must be the spirit of my Gay friend

[@triplus198]

This video was made 10 minutes ago. You posted this comment 9 minutes ago, how the fuck are you so early?

[@PumpyBoBo]

@@triplus198 some people have all notifications on

[@JeezAlax]

You're hot (This is definitely that same spirit)

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@triplus198 maaaaaaagiiiiiiic

[@MagdalenaKaiser-sf1wh]

For me the video was posted 36 mins ago This comment was 39 mins ago

[@Nobody-hj4pr]

5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution

[@T-Gwen-T]

It’s so wholesome. Also how does everyone on the thread know what the American constitution is?

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Either Google, or most of the Ouija users are American

[@wonderlandrose995]

@@0_dearghealach_083as an American born and raised, the only part of the constitution that I can recite off the top of my head is “we the people of the United States of America”

[@RobIoxDoctorWho]

Best movie plot ever.

[@PikaPotterhead07]

​@@wonderlandrose995same lmaooo

[@GTD_GameTilDead]

"You mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂" had me laughing so hard 😭 edit: 727 likes (wysi)

[@th4t1kand1k1d.]

your mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 -Matt rose

[@Esvelatceroskadsitasbijald]

The funniest part is that I'm the person, who started the comment

[@facebiter_xd]

they definitely “befriended” her

[@saljaf79]

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[@373sAAAAA]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👽👽

[@GameCrimes]

6:00 my god they actually did it.

[@noahengelstad1253]

Great results when you ask a collection of Redditors ANY question that they answer one letter at a time

[@kirbyfan4]

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[@wynnexed]

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[@theblue-hattedbush8377]

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[@epos.nephilo]

7:02 This is the loudest I’ve ever heard Matt scream oh my god

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

Hello I saw you on MrBeast

[@epos.nephilo]

@@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.

[@ElementalDomino2007]

Agreed

[@stuffie5175]

3 people basically carried this

[@ginger_ale_enthusiast]

@@epos.nephiloHAHAHAAHA

[@Creative_YT]

5:55 what English sounds like to non-english speakers:

[@Bagamum-yes]

That's actually surprisingly accurate

[@Mel_Bat]

That's kinda accurate (at least if I remember correctly how it sounded to me 13 years ago)

[@egg-goes-weeee]

lmao

[@NaveeSeal]

Doofenshmirtz: BEHOLD! THE URINATOR! _proceeds to take a piss_

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

the deleted phineas and ferb episode

[@goobtube.1]

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[@goobtube.1]

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[@goobtube.1]

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[@jsimon]

A lot of people don't know this but "Adolph Hit Me One More Time" was actually the working demo title. True story.

[@mikuslayyyy]

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[@mikuslayyyy]

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[@Sharki_iO]

Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.

[@HungryWarden]

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[@jamesneo-lk8zx]

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[@HungryWarden]

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[@ElDisable]

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[@HungryWarden]

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[@KakarikiNZ]

6:30 i actually made it onto a matt rose video

[@LatvianGambit]

Nice V

[@HungryWarden]

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[@normalfacestars]

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[@SoapySoappp]

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[@sara.gem.n.L]

Duck

[@TrinityDuke-f9n]

This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏

[@L-ghtlessSky]

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[@L-ghtlessSky]

(i do not like when this is going)

[@batata4427]

Hope you're feeling better now, take care 💗

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Please take care of yourself

[@Rosie_moon11]

1:37 Didn't think I would hear matt moaning today 👍

[@stuffie5175]

This is so damn cursed

[@WishIWasThatGrandma]

​@@stuffie5175 never thought in my life I'd hear that 💀

[@stuffie5175]

@@WishIWasThatGrandma ESPECIALLY NOT ALONG WITH REPEATED PAUSES OF A RUBBER CHICKEN

[@WishIWasThatGrandma]

@@stuffie5175 IT SOUNDS SO UNHINGED HGGHG 😭😭

[@gack2]

My ears have been violated

[@Frying-the-snow]

That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.

[@HungryWarden]

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[@ICNHH]

someone in the comments said that their parents accepted them

[@Frying-the-snow]

@@ICNHH FUCK YEAH

[@Feather-OSC]

5:20 matt rose saying that scared the living shit out of me

[@Declanaroosky]

Ouija didn't understand whatever nonsense this is

[@TeaCrap]

The brainrot was too much man

[@L-ghtlessSky]

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[@offjhe9821]

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[@smashycars7]

2:45 Truly a skulemoj moment.

[@lolliii5477]

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[@IAmABedBug]

Funny how I’m watching this while I’m supposed to be doing a very important test. Matt is just too important

[@HungryWarden]

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[@liondyi]

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[@HungryWarden]

Goodbye.

[@fe_three_rosses]

"Help! I'm stuck in a room with W A L L S" really got me 😭

[@VincentVanJoYT]

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[@RubyCow8567]

​@@VincentVanJoYT☹️

[@VincentVanJoYT]

@@RubyCow8567 I was trying to do the letter thing

[@Rilee-Jane]

2:34 Matt gets rejected by a Ouija board

[@aRandombroski]

🗣️📉📉📉📉

[@Decade_The_DragonPuppeteer]

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[@taruyu]

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[@artemis6931]

5:54 the way i completely zoned out and started moving my head to the melody of your words staring into nothingness

[@SV5195R]

0:56 Well, spirits being high would explain the madness of r/AskOuija.

[@rkvkydqf]

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[@transsnack]

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[@fig_flop]

goodbye

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

3:40 As I girl, I can confirm, we indeed wish we had fins.

[@sillypinkmoth]

same

[@SillierPutty]

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[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

@@SillierPuttyB

[@curiouscreator8806]

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[@LovelyLara123]

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[@jonathangoodwin5609]

I'm honestly impressed by at so many people can actually work together consistently to get something that isn't gebberish

[@HungryWarden]

It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.

[@MeepoTheArchivist]

They’re so coordinated it’s insane 😭 and the responses are funny too

[@LyricalApathy]

MATT ROSE MONDAY LETS GOOOO

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

BABE WAKE UP NEW MATT ROSE MONDAY VIDEO JUST DROPPED

[@Syntaxsta]

This reminded me that it was, in fact, monday

[@lwaysDrawing]

Maybe Garfield would hate Mondays less if we showed him Matt Rose

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

LET US GO! TO WAR!

[@chicopridebean368]

Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.

[@BucklingSwashes]

5:35 I cannot imagine how awful this editing process was. Bravo.

[@HungryWarden]

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[@kj_09]

goodbye

[@notgonnadoitm8]

ah yes "C"

[@ellethelegend4033]

@@notgonnadoitm8ýẽ

[@ojd9145]

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[@PlasmaPulsade]

1:49 the urinator...

[@ChesterManfred]

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[@JustSmileyFace...]

I read this with Dr Doof voice

[@ChrisHinners008]

IN 7 MINUTES, THE URINATOR WILL FIRE IT'S URINE LASER AT THE MOON AND ALLOW ME TAKE OVER THE *TRI STATE AREA!*

[@RandomHQ433]

​@@ChrisHinners008 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?

[@animationmusicals]

''sex is cool but have you ever heard of ABBA'' is the BEST thing I have ever heard.

[@theslow-runner]

2:39 matt really was humbled ngl

[@Fog799]

1:04 “NOT ON THE BOAT SOLDIER”

[@ChesterManfred]

Edging Private Ryan Worst decision of my life was typing this crap

[@phantomcrafter146]

LOL ​@@ChesterManfred

[@akahelpwttubers]

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

[@lolliii5477]

​@@akahelpwttubers*NO!*

[@belle-bear6126]

5:48 it froze halfway through the word 😭

[@insertjokehere]

6:46 favourite bit

[@kajslanisks]

2:11 DDDDOORRHHINNGGEEEEE goodbye💀💀💀

[@louiseevans9141]

dorhinge goodbye :3

[@Ciaraahah]

SKULLEMOJI

[@LexicaLovesick]

2:19 HOW DID I KNOW!??!?

[@einfachsinnlos]

Me too omg

[@ojd9145]

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[@truelygreg]

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[@aGoosenamedJordan]

4:14 That was a pretty impressive skit, Matt

[@HungryWarden]

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[@iheartsalt101]

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[@kaceyahsey]

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[@dawndefender]

Hey kids, there's a neat filmmaking trick here! Wonder how was Matt able to control that Stella bottle cap in this skit around 4:33? Well, he was able to control that pieces of metal movements with his massive... SKULLLEMOJI

[@Brunolator]

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[@placeholderdoe]

Goodbye

[@Brunolator]

@@placeholderdoe why

[@placeholderdoe]

@@Brunolator spill3d soup on my “3” k3y and I didn’t want any soup on my finger

[@Brunolator]

@@placeholderdoe ok that makes sense i guess

[@joelhaggis5054]

1:17 Imagine you go watch a porn video and the first thing you hear is "They ain't believe in us"

[@gdopp15]

GOD DID

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER"

[@cd-ramos]

WE THE BEST MUSIC

[@katzzzyyy]

DJ KHALID 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Minimaglite12]

the fact that they are a nfsw account

[@TheCrabMessiah]

Instead of spirits, the good word of the crab messiah should lead your life.

[@cr_chain]

Why did I instantly think of dune part two when I read "Messiah"

[@Prismic78]

top comment im calling it

[@TheCrabMessiah]

@@cr_chain lisan al craib (stolen from another comment I have seen)

[@frowner_and_co]

What does it mean when when my butthole is itchy and tickly

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Well, what’s in it for me?

[@vschmerz]

3:27 that’s not bread, that’s burned bread dough!

[@lindseyherbst9444]

Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.

[@T-Gwen-T]

It would have a rubbery consistency and taste like bread with no flour.

[@Randommaður-w4z]

It looks like slátur

[@professoryeetus8955]

4:40 why did i think it was gonna be mr beast

[@mikuslayyyy]

i thought it was gonna be mr men-

[@ScareSans]

"Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?" "A S K A G A I N L A T E R" Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.

[@nanardeurlambda]

3:01 I once had to bring back home a raisin bread that was seriously uncooked. that one looked horrid.

[@beatuscorvus28]

3:55 Idk why but THIS PART is the one that made me lose it

[@blank-eb8io]

Ah yes, the Ouija board. The best thing to cause chaos in your friend group.

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[@paperstrawsYT]

2:52 Missed opportunity for loin stories

[@Amogus-bu6vw]

You mean loin stories.

[@paperstrawsYT]

@@Amogus-bu6vw correct, mb

[@CharzzTheAnimated]

R3ad loin stories

[@capybara2515]

⁠@@CharzzTheAnimatedR34d loin stories

[@anuragmathur2308]

Lion🚫 Loin✅

[@weewooyaahoo]

2:02 Abba, god as father, or ABBA the supergroup, i can't tell

[@nintenfrisk]

i thought of aba from guilty gear 💀💀💀💀

[@Kolt77]

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[@youlookingatme575]

the band who won Eurovision 1974

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[@P_araps]

1:04 this is funnier to me since D-day is literally the SAME DAY as my birthday lmao

[@Skull_the_skellyton]

What does that mean

[@Montymasonsmyth3626]

​@@Skull_the_skellyton You asking about D-day?

[@Skull_the_skellyton]

@@Montymasonsmyth3626 yeah what is that

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

D-day was when the Allied forces fought their way into Europe in WWII. It was one of the biggest battles in the war.

[@Skull_the_skellyton]

@@LegorocketsAnimation oh

[@onyx._.f4ng]

Did not expect matt rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" to be on my bingo card for 2024.

[@Thatonehorrormoviefan]

6:56 literally wrote a damn essay

[@GuyDoesJob]

That’s the first two paragraphs of the constitution

[@L-ghtlessSky]

the PASSION in that “GOODBYE”

[@stupidmangoz]

​@@GuyDoesJob nah that's an essay wdym

[@AviationLolz]

6:20 tv at 2am

[@qwaabza]

this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D

[@miauthemiau]

Matt I love you, please don't turn into a headband and then get kidnapped by a comically large mosquito at 2:56 am tonight

[@HungryWarden]

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[@terrotorotbart8319]

Goodbye

[@curiouscreator8806]

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[@jordanr.2120]

"Mom, dad, I'm gay." "Well we love you no matter what, honey. And thank you for telling us. I can't imagine what it must've taken to work up that courage." "Well...."

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[@PaulMutser]

4:02 Hey it's me It's weird having Matt read out a comment I don't even remember making

[@Zamasuthealmighty]

Matt imitating Kazoo sex was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@WhatAndEver]

I knew that poem was going to end with "kazoo."

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

4:58 you gave love to a haunted board, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

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@@ChesterManfredøťħıņġ

[@rusucesar]

FISH

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[@PUNKS1DNEY]

i’ve been WAITING for a part 2 of this for ages!!!!!!

[@lugiebugiee]

MOX??

[@TV37-ICHORVALLEY]

0:55 C O C A I N E.

[@Wolfie54545]

The sequelathon of Matt Rose is Matt Tulip. He’s danish now.

[@BinglesP]

Matt Tulip could be Dutch too

[@Commander_Appo]

3:59 oh god I’m crying

[@cornstarch5920]

1 minute ago and is on timed??

[@katzzzyyy]

SAME OIHUHHRHHJ

[@chriswest6988]

Really thought the list of charges was going to be "arson, manslaughter, and arse slaughter." The way it went instead was...something.

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[@ellenneys3667]

3:58 idk why but i just burst out into laughing here 🤣

[@derpious267]

5:13 fugging killed me

[@PurpleWheatly]

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirStarKat]

I love how most for the time r/askQuija is just a complete mess but then one person is like “spell out the entire bee movie and I’ll drop out of college” then r/Quija actually fucking spells it out successfully

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[@KnownOnlyAsDM]

5:20 made me suicidal

[@ProfilyBFDI2763]

valid ouija

[@mr.duckie._.]

we need to wash our ears after hearing that

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[@itzpaxxie]

0:55 "Spirits, why are you always in uppercase?" "COCINE"

[@exypnosaurus5079]

3:16 Literally having a chicken sandwich with sourdough bread right now.

[@MayonnaiseOnATable]

that dude must be shit at cooking if he thinks chibata if thinks bad

[@randomguyonyoutube9955]

Bro someone else said they were also having a sandwich but instead with pumpernickel💀

[@YoloMenace001]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED INCORRECTLY. STOP SUMMONING ME WITH OUIJA.

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[@rot3053]

*sigh* what do you _prefer_ to be summoned with?

[@galaxytaba4640]

How did i know that he used a magnet 4:48 when ive never seen that trick

[@Gnomenamedgrimblegrumble]

Common sense

[@shark_girl]

Nah, the true worst thing a docter can say during surgery is "Oops"

[@kiti_cat524]

1:23 looks like the tables have turned

[@ethhangs]

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[@LemurlandballOficial]

Have oh tables the how turned

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[@TwisterArchival]

2:07 D O R H I N G E goodbye :D

[@Ciaraahah]

Goodbye :DD

[@katzzzyyy]

Goodbye :DDD

[@timilodeon526]

Goodbye :DDDD

[@LLoydspyscriber]

Goodbye :DDDDD

[@FakeProtag_______ARFTSAL]

Goodbye :DDDDDD

[@Hb0mb420]

Matt just casually sipping on a beer while a spirit was moving a beer cap is insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BinglesP]

Clever word choice with "spirit" there, considering the alcohol topic

[@aRandomGemini]

The fact Redditors can, will, and have typed the declaration of independence on one of these posts yet refuse as a whole to answer one post without vowels really says something

[@BerriBoi150]

3:08 I'm literally eating a sandwich with pumpernickel bread right now

[@nachovyofficial]

_what_ I have never heard of it lol

[@gaspshichat]

this is my favourite subreddit. thanks for revisiting :D

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[@Simbi-jr4fb]

MATT ROSE MONDAYYYYY my favourite part of Monday

[@TheCookiePup]

7:08 "mhm"

[@Abbydog10]

bro that’s the middle finger-

[@asparrowscall]

5:04 Not the Jschlatt profile picture

[@TeaCrap]

jret

[@Questions854]

6:10, (2x speed) sounds like Like if GLaDOS was male when she glitches out in the final boss