You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Tom: BAD jokes. You guys make bad jokes. Also Tom: **Loses his mind laughing at BAL MAN**

[@MolliCartoonist]

ikr 🤣

[@volcanoherogc6057]

*BALL MAN*

[@wartygourd]

BALL MAN!!!

[@malpkakefirek]

Ok, maybe I don't have humor. But what's funny with bal man? The joke really missed me ._.

[@freakensweet1019]

@@malpkakefirek Yeah. I’m pretty slow but I still can’t figure it out

[@BradyKent]

I like that Tom has the same amount of anger in his voice towards jokes that he loves as he does towards jokes that he hates

[@thatperson1009]

It is like a contained Gordon Ramsey

[@chintex_]

There is a fine line between love and hate and these jokes are doing a trapeze act on it.

[@danang5]

he hate the bad joke as much as he mad at himself by the fact that he doesnt come up with the good one

[@StansStuff]

Its called self hatred

[@dankmachine]

“Why did you think this is for asdfmovie?!” vs “Why didn’t I think of this for asdfmovie?!”

[@SpartaYoshi]

Can't stop laughing at "My fire is done!" * _proceeds to eat fire_ *

[@lacucaracha111111]

Just Natsu things

[@jad4693]

I expected him to cut a piece of the fire out in that part

[@PearlCrown292]

Its like the "whats for dinner" one

[@sycho-tech5104]

They kinda botched it though. The fire was supposed to be in the oven, with someone being concerned about the smoke.

[@im-bad-at-games9639]

same

[@potatoextreme4252]

Two skits that I was sad to see didn’t make the cut were 1. YOU JUST GOT JOHN’ED 2.Bal Man

[@wheselton]

YoUVe JuSSt bEEn tommed

[@Topdowner09-vj3lp]

Bal man

[@pinkleni-c7c]

the bal man skit was too perfect

[@jaybehkay2438]

You just got John’d is so good I’m so mad it didn’t make it

[@HugoReeds]

That “cup of Joe” one could have worked if instead of a cup of Steve it was a cup of John

[@itsVinDu]

I really wish the "GET JOHN'D" joke gets used at some point, you should keep it in your back pocket, Tom.

[@SouthernersSax]

...merch?

[@KernelLeak]

You mean "get hit by a toilet that's dropped on/at you"?

[@GoetzeLP]

You just got John'd...

[@JL_Pdsv]

I agree and you know why

[@choofiewoo4875]

Little John as John

[@keelysmash]

My humor has been so fucking deepfried that I laughed like an infant at at the ball man skit for an embarrassing amount of time

[@Sayan_9001]

The ball man was great

[@joekicka5590]

👁👄👁

[@PupRiku]

I'm crying

[@FluffyJackie]

Same

[@Aurora_Animates]

Same I’m dying

[@Ms.Anonymous]

Man imagine how much pride and joy you would have making Tomska hysterically laugh his ass off BAL MAN

[@siliswest498]

I even have that video on my folder

[@FlareStorms]

*uncontrollable laughter*

[@sadlobster1]

I don't get the Bal Man joke at ALL

[@siliswest498]

@@sadlobster1 that’s the point

[@snooziii]

@@sadlobster1 you're not supposed to

[@1HundoGames]

"Got Johned" absolutely evolved into "Jonny the Truck"

[@Freakmaster-yg8si]

Oh my goooooooooood!!!

[@frostflamemusic]

True

[@candykidplayz6410]

Exactly

[@modmaniamadness]

Wait a second...

[@legacytag]

😮

[@Kligor2]

I think the "Not all skits have to end in violence!" "They do" bit being Tom that shot the guy makes it all the better

[@strwbrrisoiree]

I think this is perfect without the “they do”

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

always has been

[@niasiamack9333]

Yes.

[@GarryTale]

bal man

[@timdadwagan]

Who else is going to make sure the jobs done

[@xhgaerlan]

We really get to see Tom’s sense of humour in this one.

[@gabio3079]

What do you mean?

[@gabio3079]

Super good videos!

[@joekicka5590]

👁👄👁

[@jazzyboxer]

it's a guy advertising his mediocre videos by spamming comments

[@Aurora_Animates]

BALMAN

[@markdowney6499]

This short film depicts an artist either monumentally underestimating his audience or perfectly estimating his audience.

[@serban031]

Perfectly, I would say

[@Flotube444]

Schrödinger's audience ...

[@dybiosol]

Well what can I say. You just got john'd.

[@micahphilson]

This was the peak of his audience, he perfectly estimated the other 99% or so.

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

bal man

[@FlipMationDSQA]

2:12 Saving this timestamp for no reason at all

[@RichLemonRichGang]

oh hi flip

[@buckethead60]

I like how Tom starts getting existential dread when he realizes a joke might have the potential of being funny

[@nonexistentperson72]

bal man

[@peaceful7610]

@@nonexistentperson72 how did this get me

[@The_Artist_Official]

WHATINTARNATIONS

[@ianskiver6246]

because you see the LIIITERRALLLLL i was dead anytime he said it lol

[@matrixphijr]

2:08 - Tom realizing what it's like to watch asdfmovie.

[@Lunar1us]

The fact that Tom himself had to clarify that skits MUST end in violence is really funny to me

[@happythekobold1018]

Yeah, its pretty much the creator killing the 4th wall breaker just to prove him wrong

[@professordoungut]

Very Tom

[@Lunar1us]

Holy shit, my most liked comment ever I feel proud And thanks for the support

[@indestructiblebedrock7549]

@@happythekobold1018 tomska is god in asdfmovie universe

[@happythekobold1018]

@Pink Lemonade Dewdrops wut?

[@Polyglot_English]

I like how the ONLY joke that actually made Tom laugh didn't get into the movie. That's dedication.

[@Knee6811]

it was too perfect to be in the movie

[@Maussiegamer]

bal man works because of its low quality

[@mikaelious9550]

It was already drawn, he couldn't have possibly outdone it

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

you cant improve upon perfection

[@peterstangl8295]

you could say it takes some... BALS, MAN

[@Kirby666.]

10:06 man went through all the stages of grief

[@AlivepersonWasTaken]

NO WAY GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE

[@thatonecabridog]

@@AlivepersonWasTaken what

[@AlivepersonWasTaken]

@@thatonecabridog theres a top 1 being verified called grief

[@imthepotato2727]

@@AlivepersonWasTakenI have a hunch that it’s just a coincidence

[@TheOne_GD]

@@imthepotato2727nop

[@OraDubStronzate2]

I just love how the Bal Man skit is the most watched in the video. I personally come back at least once a week just to see Tom laugh his ass out

[@aldoorlando1393]

Incredibile come nessuno vi abbia ancora notato

[@gab_v250]

same honestly. It's so genuinely funny

[@mactv8968]

UOMO PALA💀

[@Webbyhx]

Ma salve

[@osvaldosfasciaseggiole9598]

@@mactv8968 PALLUOMO

[@mrrandomperson3106]

Boomer humour: "I hate my wife." Millenial humour: "I hate my life." Zoomer humour: "bal man"

[@FannToons]

"Hey look, a ball!"

[@davidelliott2501]

@@FannToons *BAL MAN*

[@FannToons]

@@davidelliott2501 *lauging*

[@blue52611]

That’s the thing, that’s the joke that made me laugh the most 😂

[@dumdumsponge6568]

That’s gen z

[@Neutral_Tired]

To be fair, "it's the thing but literally" is a lot of asdf movie humour

[@GaomonAndLucario]

I think a lot of people miss a lot of the point of those jokes though. They subvert expectations. A lot of the literal jokes weren't really subverting expectations... It was just them knowing the fact that it is literally what the character said. The nothing can stop me now joke is a literal joke but it subverts your expectations by having it LITERALLY be nothing, not a guy named Nothing or anything like that. Just the literal void. That's what makes it funny.

[@DrewskiGames24]

@@GaomonAndLucario great Ted Talk

[@Alexacz2]

My favorites are the play with words ones, like the "Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers!" *agressively vomits* That one stays with me for life.

[@Kozmic_CL]

@@GaomonAndLucario I think the fact that joke works is because it's not so blatantly obvious as others. For example, "You are what you eat" is a phrase that you don't really hear anywhere unless someone is trying to make a similar joke. So as soon as we heard the phrase, we know what the joke's gonna be and automatically becomes unfunny. On the other hand, "Nothing can stop me" is such a common phrase in media that we don't instantly think of the literal meaning of it. As Tom mentioned, this causes you to figure out the joke after the skit has passed. Your explanation makes it seem as is both punchlines are inherently different when they aren't. Both are about literally displaying what was said. Having it literally be nothing is the same as having the person literally become what they eat. The REAL difference is the setup of the joke. One setup immediately gives away the joke while the other one isn't as obvious. That's where the subversion of expectations really resides.

[@alexsiemers7898]

He didn’t even realize the “you’ve been so distant” or “nothing can stop me” bits are exactly that

[@chairuptop]

I love that “get johned” made it into asdfmovie 15 with the triplet gag of Johnny Truck

[@xbloxlive5454]

Gasp!❤ Truuueee!!❤😂😂

[@GalArcT1c]

jhonney the truck was terrible unfortunately.. im kinda sad for some reason.

[@griefingg0lem685]

And the "gay making out one" made it into the deleted scenes one.

[@CallofFreaky]

YEEES

[@hugehermitguy]

​@@GalArcT1c I love johnathan the motorized vehicle.

[@jeremyrush2018]

*well writen, structured, original joke* Tom: ._. "Look a ball" "Bal man" Tom: *W H E E Z E*

[@ceptemzorpus]

not even a wheeze an absolute decimation of this poor boys lungs

[@varriorar]

bal man is the peak of modern comedy shame on tom for not putting it in

[@santumChannelYes]

you can't improve perfection

[@dontseemyprofilepic3157]

@@santumChannelYes "NEVER IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION SOUNDWAVE" -bal man

[@SE_2607]

the bal man joke was already perfect

[@PoisonousPen]

I’m hoping to see a Bal Man cameo in the next ASDFmovie 😂👍🤞

[@physicalflat]

very late comment but tom did confirm that he didn't include it because he didn't think it was possible for him to make it any funnier

[@namenamename390]

"What are you doing, step bro?" "I'm committing tax fraud" This could and should be an actual asdfmovie joke

[@smonkk8556]

you can just tell it wasnt in this one because he wants to put it in an actual asdf

[@BaconPinata]

I hope if he does use it, it’s just “tax fraud” said in the most monotone, soulless way possible. “I’m committing” would make it too long. It needs to be quick and concise.

[@grandre3464]

Honestly, tax fraud jokes are wayyyyyyy too overused, along with “arson” or “war crimes”. Some people just say “hey guys, I’m committing *insert crime*! Funny, right?”

[@SirQuack-mi9sz]

@grandre comedy is about subversion of expectations, the ‘what are you doing step-bro?’ implies something sexual and tax-fraud is the opposite of that so it really will probably work quite well

[@grandre3464]

@@SirQuack-mi9sz Yeah, but I feel like the joke has been ruined by the people who rely on it as their only punch line (like the type of people mentioned in my previous comment)

[@blueturtle3623]

I love how Tom is surprised that so many of these are things being taken literally. Like bro that's most of what asdfmovie is. You're in a hell of your own making.

[@FIGHT3R49ER]

Could ya like, not be an asshole?

[@HungerGamesFan00]

"you've been so distant lately" was a perfect fit for the series executed flawlessly, as were "my fire is done" and "nothing can stop me now"

[@tornadomash00]

bal man

[@cynderalian]

The smash one was perfect.

[@DanTheCasualMan]

It should've gone like Villian: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! superhero: Ok *leaves* Villian: *fades away screaming*

[@Tyranitar.]

@@cynderalian I mean in like 3 seconds it got outdated.

[@Alexander59059]

@@Tyranitar. I have no clue what it’s referencing but I still think it’s hilarious

[@Aaron-ne4kr]

The mad scientist one felt like it should have been in a Crash Zoom episode, while Lucy stands on looking very confused.

[@schhur]

Maybe

[@lucynaaa]

what

[@marbeardontknow2870]

For some reason he made me think of the guy from word girl

[@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070]

@@marbeardontknow2870 Which one?

[@Mushboom37]

@@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070 the rat guy

[@chriscisco9880]

He has two responses: 1: he thinks it’s so good that he starts screaming. 2. Threatens to send the person to hell.

[@dulce9707]

Amd drinks

[@YasFunny63]

You forgot "bc like, it's literally the litteral" and "what did this? Was it this?"

[@thegoldengood4725]

3. bal man

[@VanNessy97]

3. BECAUSE THE LITERAL- (aggressively drinks wine)

[@Zazume_]

3. I'm committing tax fraud.

[@fast2letgo]

1:55 johnny the truck lore

[@elirayzor]

Tom: *hates half the jokes* Also tom: *laughs hysterically at bal man*

[@mrtrappedchest7160]

the pinnacle of comedy

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

Lots of great jokes but I'm a bit disappointed no Butt That Farts submissions; wondering how to expand the lore for the next song

[@Randoman590]

Please don't encourage them

[@Cardinalt]

Those jokes make me want to die _BUTT-_

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

John: OH NO!! YOU'RE A BUTT!! Prankee: I AM?!?! John: HAH! YOU JUST GOT JO-- Prankee: ...No.. John: ..What? Prankee: I didn't get Johnned this time, John. John: Wait a minute, butt--

[@coolindividual81]

i just dropped a blueberry i was eating and it's all your fault

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

@@coolindividual81 butt-

[@salembendeck]

Love how Tom calls most of these terrible, though they are the exact same type of jokes he'd come up with.

[@scribblecloud]

right 😂

[@shadowtrooper313]

Terrible jokes are usually the funniest

[@BlindMelonLord]

you’re not wrong.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Seriously he’s done so many literal jokes

[@TsusakuCohenat]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 And now you have your answer, why he hates them.

[@dbl_k]

2:14 TomSka laughing on how bad that joke was

[@miniwhipple4491]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT BAL MAN

[@dbl_k]

@@miniwhipple4491 Sorry, it’s good, it’s just TomSka

[@Pixelcraftian]

Oh my god I actually made it in, I did NOT expect to make it in 12:10 Absolutely splendid

[@jinxyjangle]

Congrats dude!

[@Aurora_Animates]

Yooo

[@axob]

what time did you expect to make it into, 5:22 ?

[@Pixelcraftian]

@@axob AM or PM?

[@coolclam98]

(courtesy of me for posting this on the server, lol)

[@Paper_Brain]

Man I really feel like the “our son is a handful” joke really missed the chance to bring back “haha now you’re blind”

[@YaboiAware]

Husband and wife laughing to each other. Husband: "Gee, our son sure is a handful." Wife opens her hands to reveal a small person standing in her palm. Son: "I have violated the Geneva Convention on numerous occasions"

[@urmomgay]

@@YaboiAware gold

[@AgentPantheon]

I wonder if Tomska purposefully left bal man out just so that everyone can meme about his laughter instead

[@toasterdotpng]

he didnt put in bal man because it is already perfect in execution

[@nstar6412]

I think because he's gonna use it in his actual asdfmovie

[@Ms.Anonymous]

I mean even an amazing animator like Ben couldn't do the original comic justice

[@balt_kai]

His laugh kinda sounds like Mutahar's

[@PuffyPinkSpirit]

3:00 The words that Tom said are not only just a bit disturbing, but it's letting Puffy see reality.

[@Sand_ism]

12:36 in that case, i’m animating bal man

[@Jacquelinsane]

Tom making fun of people doing "The thing but literally" seemed more like a self-burn than anything.

[@extraterrestrialteeth]

Those are rare

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

To be fair most of these are overused jokes anyways

[@rileydavidson180]

Hello, Mine Turtle!

[@oldvlognewtricks]

Especially when ‘you’ve been distant lately’ is exactly that

[@cesarmadero05]

It is. He hates that he does not hates it enough. It's such a auto-check.

[@KindredPhantom]

These are actually quite good. You can tell these are written by people who have watched a lot of the asdf movies and get the vibe. Kudos to Tom for encouraging people to create their jokes instead of them giving them away for free and someone else making money off of them.

[@jonathanb3899]

😬 Hmmmmmm

[@jeremyrush2018]

Even the bal man?

[@KindredPhantom]

@@jeremyrush2018 even the ball man

[@Toobero]

Something tells me you're a Ao3 user..

[@KindredPhantom]

@@Toobero don't know what that is, so that'll be a no

[@breadbaron42]

I want to see Tom read off his old asdf scripts like this. “Hey baby, you lookin fine. Then a baby says ‘hey thanks Jerry, you too.’ Because it’s the LITERAL-“ *sips wine*

[@Engineer_Who]

More like *CHUGS WINE*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

"One guy says 'What did you get for your birthday?' then he says 'I got older,' and then he actually gets way older, HAHAHAHA" *wine devouring*

[@doomyboi]

IT'S LITERALLY THE THI- **proceeds to chef's kiss the Nothing can Stop Me Now pun**

[@iantaakalla8180]

“Aw look at the little baby!” *waaaaaaaa* “And now look at the big baby!” **WA.**

[@nat3sw0rld]

I really hope that for the "Johnny the Truck" skit in asdfmovie15, Tom was inspired by "You Just Got Johnned" in which he says would be a funny recurring gag

[@AkiUwUx3]

it was

[@killburndeluxe]

I thought the fire-food was the best one, but the execution of "nothing can stop me now!" was fucking amazing.

[@mnooper]

ty :)

[@Nugcon]

nothing can stop me now is such asdfmovie

[@dracomurdock6349]

Oddly, while picturing that comic, I thought of the 'Nothing can stop me now' from the parody video of Yugi playing poker. The voice fits so perfectly.

[@Dabigboii]

Honestly dor the fire dish, it would be awesome if it was crunchy as f

[@BonW]

I'm surprised I didn't think of the idea of having a "Fansdfmovie" kind of thing. I'm also surprised Tom hasn't thought of that yet either. Until now, obviously.

[@NunofYerbizness]

I remember there were fanmade asdfmovies from back before asdfmovie5 was released (The "You were an accident" line notably heard in cartoonlover98's YTP, "You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man" came from one of those fanmade asdf's)

[@BonW]

@@NunofYerbizness Oh yeah I remember watching those. I remember a fanmade asdfmovie 10 was made that had a weird egg joke that kept being repeated

[@krendilsshieldheart6344]

But somewhere in an alternate universe a sandwich did think of this

[@BobbinRobbin777]

no joke, but ultrasdf is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in my entire life.

[@Undlark]

I genuinely enjoyed Tomska having a good laugh over the jokes than the fanmade asdf. Not saying that the fanmade was bad, just that I think I like hearing people bat around jokes and ideas more.

[@cloudedarctrooper]

Ball man

[@mattybear312]

0:08 "i quit making asdfmovie" tom 2 years later: *asdfmovie 15* Edit: I know he said it as a joke But you see I made this comment as a joke 💀

[@Xx_Santy_xX]

Fr

[@yxkyxkyxkh]

Exactly

[@gachanicoishere1146]

Tom really said "Fuck what i said!"

[@SwiftySapphireYT]

Ironic

[@SHADOWFOX173]

Fr

[@phrygianphreak4428]

I think half of Tom's earthly suffering is caused by him having to deal with the literal humor he instilled in his fans

[@Sonichero151]

But bal man clearly gave him like 900 more years of life

[@Lucifersfursona]

See also: Daniel Howell

[@spiderbots]

I probably wouldn’t have laughed at “bal man” if he didn’t laugh Fuckin contagious

[@popkornboy3339]

can you explain the joke though? I don't get it

[@spiderbots]

@@popkornboy3339 me neither tbh. I think that’s why it’s funny

[@popkornboy3339]

@☁️CloudyPlays☁️ I realised

[@AllenGrimm1145]

Heresy.

[@GameJunkyard11]

I think the "you are what you eat" joke would've been funnier if the guy was just revealed to be a cannibal, and thus everyone in the universe is a cannibal

[@joshsavage007]

Smiley Man origins confirmed?

[@zapzap1485]

OOOOH THAT SMART

[@theomni1012]

Dude I was legitimately about to comment the same thing

[@donaldoconner]

The fact that they actually made “I like trans” into a shirt is hilarious and wholesome

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

@thelexikitty has one. It looks really good on her

[@BinglesP]

Banger pfp

[@minit9999]

I love that the most replayed part of this video isn't the animated part but it's Tom laughing hysterically at BAL MAN

[@Chook181]

I like that I can literally never tell when he likes or hates a joke till he verbalizes it.

[@Scrble1]

B A L L M A N

[@thetube8682]

The fact that Ball Man got cut is an absolute disgrace. You're going to regret this decision for the rest of your life.

[@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174]

Ball Man was perfect. You can't improve Ball Man. You can only make Ball Man worse.

[@BabyGhast4]

I’m literally shaking and crying rn.

[@PuluP_Music]

Bol man👍

[@axo3940]

bal man will strike when you least expect it.

[@ShiftyCashew109]

Tom better ‘check it’ That was shit

[@branlex1315]

8:23 That's the thing, we have reached a point where no one really knows what's funny anymore

[@AlexSilver9]

Tom losing his shit is funnier than most of the jokes/skits he's reading, thus making them funny.

[@orangejuice1109]

Bal Man

[@crabbydc]

@@orangejuice1109 man I can't believe bal man didn't make it in

[@loreleimarivaine6241]

Judging by the title I’m guessing it’s just thirteen iterations of the buttfart skit.

[@JackRackam]

Ouch

[@reda84.]

@@JackRackam what tf are you doing here?

[@supermarioplushes2517]

@@JackRackam hi

[@PupRiku]

The buttfart was PEAK humour.

[@JackRackam]

@@reda84. Watchin Tom aren't I

[@BumpkinBob]

Not sure if Tom intentionally or unintentionally glossed over the “look what CAME in the mail” joke

[@lesheyso2952]

Haha coom

[@GavinHawk-z4b]

7:07 "Diversity win: The horse is gay" That got me more than any other joke here

[@indifferentcynic9065]

2:12 that's one of the most genuine laughs I've ever heard.

[@thinhnonyt]

“Bal Man” probably wouldn’t have made me laugh but toms laughter makes it lol

[@nsbemoon4300]

Ball man is funny

[@live4twilight4ever]

"is that a knife" "no." really really fuckin good mate. unbelievable that wasn;t in like the 2nd asdf. really on brand and just a solid joke.

[@wartygourd]

the camera joke in that one was really fuckin good

[@cheesebucket142]

Well it's basically the "Let's play catch the knife!" skit

[@KxngPlayz]

My friend did that one

[@KarpeNoktum]

I love how Tom gets so mad at his audience finding "the thing but literally" jokes funny when there are so many of them in asdfmovie lmao My brother in Christ, that is your fault

[@ariaphoenix2760]

I think the reason he’s so upset by them is that there are so many people who tell him how bad the jokes are but when given the chance to write better ones they mostly end up being the same thing that was originally criticized.

[@tijmen131]

@@ariaphoenix2760 yes this exactly

[@themyofmy]

​@@ariaphoenix2760but the submissions here werent saying they could do better???

[@Yunooki]

@@themyofmy They aren't the sane people but the consensus is there

[@TheRenegade...]

@@ariaphoenix2760 Also he hates those jokes in retrospect

[@DaPanicman]

11:11 Fansdfmovie starts here!

[@helderboymh]

5:35 that one is like peak asdf

[@HIHOSILVER815]

Ong

[@mnooper]

thank you :)

[@skullmastergamer]

300th like

[@helderboymh]

@@skullmastergamer congratulations, you win an amazing prize! The prize is.... * drum roll * . 1 like on your comment!

[@skullmastergamer]

@@helderboymh :)

[@BrainlessGhost]

I can't explain why, but I REALLY love the "I like trains" wedding joke. So glad he found someone with the same passion as him👌🏻🚂

[@whosdr]

It subverts your expectations twice! So yeah actually pretty good.

[@calebdaily1049]

even if they got railroaded

[@BlackNomad1]

I dunno, seems to me they have a one track mind. But I don’t wanna say it too loudly incase I derail him. Boom. There you go Tom. Your welcome bud 😉

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@BlackNomad1 *GOSH DAMN IT*

[@WolfyFancyLads]

The phrase "You ever wonder why I'm depressed? Cos I fucking don't!" feels like the end of an ASDF skit.

[@goldendaygecko7435]

I can see it

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

Just a suggestion. Guy 1: today is the end of the world!!! Guy 2: ugh, can’t it be tomorrow. And you can have a monster or meteor saying, “ok fine.”

[@ShinyMari]

Fuck. That's good. That's funny. I hate it.

[@mp-lily7908]

I genuinely didn't expect my joke to make it in. This means an unbelievable amount to me- I pretty much grew up on your content, man. This month has just been utterly insane, and I really cannot put how much this means to me into words.

[@miaumiau679]

Oooooo which one was yours??

[@mp-lily7908]

@@miaumiau679 3:50

[@nikkilarsson4781]

@@mp-lily7908 CONGRATULATIONS

[@TearsOfLa]

@@mp-lily7908 congrats, 1 on making it in. 2 on making tom consider death by alcohol poisoning xD

[@PlaneswalkerTARDIS]

Tomska: how do you guys come up with such terrible jokes?! Commenters, crying: We learned it from you! In all seriousness, some of these really felt like something I'd expect from asdfmovies. Well done commentors, and well done Tom.

[@pepsimann2038]

bal man

[@friijolesLIVE]

@@pepsimann2038 BAL

[@pacifistminigun3987]

agreed

[@LoreleiBlaine]

I've literally seen the "that's gay........ can i join?" joke in a KZbin short before, and you're right it was an absolute banger

[@imakestuf]

Everett

[@SuperHothead14]

I remember the Skyrim poops. Just worded differently

[@ilikevideos4868]

Link?

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

Zelda?

[@sensudubs4421]

Donkey!

[@treasonsgreetingss]

9:10 2 years and it's still that week

[@raisedfromash]

Honestly the fact that I can picture in my head most of these jokes as asdf skits without actually seeing it first speaks to the staying power and nostalgia for this dumb humor and simple animation, I love it xD

[@Torpedex10]

I see tom has discovered the jacksfilms model for infinite content lol, mad props for not falling in the trap and doing this every day for 6 years

[@_aceywacey]

not the jack slander 💀💀

[@emeliamarie7291]

man remember when jack made songs ? got his friends involved in skits? i miss him so much

[@anti-socialbunny]

that is so unnecessarily savage yet so very true

[@GaJ42]

Bro I miss when he didn’t do shorts

[@dustorm5012]

Well...

[@ODR_]

I oddly found Tom reacting to the jokes funnier than the jokes themselves.

[@marlikbudvergard]

Ball man

[@lazyavatar2479]

same

[@Thepsicho22]

I know, right?

[@Joopyter724]

B A L L M A N

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

B. A. L. L. M. A. N.

[@icemanlj2k7]

You're right Tom. The best jokes have already been written... Specifically the "mind that bus, what bus, splat" joke was written in the 80s for Red Dwarf and that guy plagiarised the shit out of it 😂

[@roomier3295]

I like how LITERAL GOD in asdf movie comes down to shoot a guy just because a skit had to end in violence

[@kiwikarp9509]

He had to do God's work.

[@astatine6247]

2:14 This laugh has the potential to become a HUGE meme, I can just feel it.

[@jkthecool]

bal man

[@lecapitaine4073]

bal man

[@kingtrainwreck08]

Bal man

[@nonexistentperson72]

bal man

[@cool_guy7]

bal man

[@Dragosh.54]

Surfshark, still sponsors Tom, even after he publicly said "Surfshark, please fire me".

[@joekicka5590]

👁👄👁

[@heitorgdo]

"They don't care" said Tom

[@Canadian_Zac]

At this point. I think they're engaged in a game of Chicken

[@Summergch]

Tbf, they sponsored THAT video as well, so I'd say they were very ok with working with him even after seeing it. And also, idk how many videos are left on that deal, but i remember he said it was a determinate amount so maybe they're just waiting for it to end and they'll think about if it's working for them after that.

[@kevinator11101]

@@Summergch I'm pretty sure the determinate amount was that the last video they were supposed to sponsor by the contract is the "please fire me" video, and they did sponsor it, and they continue sponsoring all the other videos, and hey, I'm not complaining. We get great skits from those ads!

[@SonicHuman-b7z]

5:02 It was so bad, he turned American just to express his distaste the proper way

[@zwenkwiel816]

I think Tom really likes the literal jokes, we should send him more

[@Zenyx64]

Let's make his day!

[@pyramidteam9961]

@@Zenyx64 _spinning the earth to create a day because it because its what you said literally happenign om y god htats so thfuynyG!!!1e_

[@Zenyx64]

@@pyramidteam9961 Oh my god that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! _cut to my life being miserable because that mediocrity was the funniest thing I've heard. It's again taken literally and therefore even still funny do yOU GET IT_

[@NashTheBlade]

Everytime he sees a "literal" gag, I can hear the misery from every sip of wine he takes

[@comradewindowsill4253]

man for a sec i read that as a meta-joke involving a literal gag. like, you know, a ball gag?

[@NashTheBlade]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Cuz' ya see...the gag is literally.....(Starts consuming wine and crying in misery at the same time)

[@AlohaFourpeaks_]

PLS SOMEONE MAKE A COMPILATIPON OF TTHOSE :SOB:

[@juliamavroidi8601]

I think it was Aperol Sprizz

[@lydiahogue8075]

"look a ball" "ball man!" i have no idea why that is so hilarious

[@tbalciunas333]

11:36 There's something about the noise he makes whilst eating the fire that makes me so uncontrollably happy

[@krill_krill]

This was funnier in my head: Guy: “You see, it’s funny cause you didn’t expect that to happen…” (While the guy is still explaining the shot pans out to show a court room with a crying family and a lawyer slowly shaking his head) Judge: ”So how do you pledge?”

[@Azurath100]

Guy: “You see, it’s funny cause you didn’t expect that to happen…” (While the guy is still explaining the shot pans out to show a court room with a crying family and a lawyer slowly shaking his head) Judge: ”So how do you pledge?” Group of Bros with guy: "Delta Iota Kappa!!" cut to youngest crying, "my dad's always been a DI" cuts to end

[@seignee]

@@Azurath100 too long (not the dik)

[@PotatoWithALaptop]

That is great I don't know what your talking about.

[@CyberAesthetic]

Guy: “lemon, your honor” Judge: “I.. *turns to bailiff* wait did I say pledge?”

[@master21mark]

With a duster

[@aquamarinerose5405]

The fact that the last one was Tomska Himself saying "Yes they do" was byoutiful.

[@NikFromm]

I feel like Tom was channeling his inner Michael Reeves when explaining the “literally” “jokes.”

[@veravye]

"I Hate Your Robot Ideas" ->"I Hate Your ASDF Jokes" lol Always love seeing Michael's name pop up, he's my fav!

[@HarryTheMediaDude24]

I’ve got one: Mother: You’re grounded. Child: For how long? Mother: Until I say otherwise. Child: You just said otherwise! Mother: Uh, yeah. I did.

[@djtabor]

I love how tom was saying that all the jokes people were making where the literal thing happened were bad, even though when he was explaining asdf movie, he said that that was one of the key parts of it

[@brundle_fly_3895]

I was thinking the same thing omg

[@organicrobot6425]

"One of the key parts of McDonald's fries is salt so go chew on a salt lick" I'm guessing that's probably a half decent metaphor for a reason why he is unhappy about it.

[@Ghiaman1334]

Couple of things I've learnt from this video: - Tom laughs like... Chris Evans, is it? From that one old meme with the guy leaning back laughing. - Tom thinks abnormally tiny people emerging from things is funny. - The more he insults and swears at you, the better your response was.

[@SpaceBreakdown]

J Jonah Jameson?

[@inkboi215]

@@SpaceBreakdown he was played by JK Simmons right?

[@SpaceBreakdown]

@@inkboi215 yeah but that’s the guy leaning back meme that ik

[@KarlMorningdew]

-bal man

[@herowither12354]

Tom is gonna laugh at his firstborn some day.

[@Joverage]

The fact that Tom laughed heavily at 'tax fraud' is proof that it's funny

[@nex_thegendergoblin2957]

I know I'm late to the party but I thought of this; Teacher: Welcome back to standing up school- Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP *everyone fails, even the teacher

[@davidnissim589]

"Nothing can stop me now" is the perfect asdfmovie joke. I don't know why, but it just is.

[@Sonichero151]

That's a perfect delayed laugh joke

[@hai1touch]

Tom should use the “ears” joke in a real asdf, but instead of ripping them off, the listener should squeak them onto the sides of their head, like an attachment on a suction cup. asdfguy 1, entering the scene: “Hey, wanna hear something funny?” asdfguy 2: [takes ears out of pockets, and attaches them to the sides of his head, with a squeaky cartoony sound effect] [beat] asdfguy 2: “Sorry, what did you say?”

[@offathered2101]

i was thinking sucktion cup "plop" sound

[@alexsiemers7898]

Or they’re so unwilling to listen they grow ears just to rip them off immediately

[@VanNessy97]

This post is funnier with a hearing aid

[@The_weird_world97]

Holy shit I love this one

[@blueee0088]

and the ears that they attach are just ultra realistic

[@tba3625]

"What are you doing step bro?" "I'm committing tax fraud." That is without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@TheRaptor06]

This was hands down the funniest thing in the video and I can't believe it didn't make it into fansdfmovie. It's a crime. ...like tax fraud

[@Alexander59059]

@@TheRaptor06 Probably because it was more his idea than the commentors’

[@acolyte22]

you need more doubt

[@1th_to_comment.]

But... bal man...

[@lilysamvelian9970]

I can do better, here's my joke: "Have a good morning!" "Thank you!" 2 hours later... *people mourning*

[@Neetish13]

Guy 1: *Looks up at building in distress alongside bystanders* "No! Don't jump!" Guy 2: *Doesn't jump and steps back* Row of judges next to him that are revealed as well as the fact that Guy 2 was standing on a trampoline: *Lifts cards with a score of 0 on them* Guy 1 (A trampoline instructor): "I am SO gonna get fired/I'm a bad trampoline inscructor/I'm bad at my job. "

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

"diversity win: the horse is gay" made me laugh way more than I'd like to admit

[@noahartis1377]

Tom’s laugh at 2:15 is so freaking wholesome, I love it 🙂 It's a laugh that when you hear it, you can't help but laugh along with it

[@troyhanlan1]

2:12

[@keatonh4169]

So true

[@Catathyst]

So true

[@DiveShadow]

Tom: "literal jokes are bad" *person who's distant being distant Tom: "YES"

[@YoungMrBlue]

Yeah he’s a hypocrite

[@aleksaslanov8741]

@@YoungMrBlue good

[@nicksojka7457]

At least the distance joke has a bit more to it than that

[@YoungMrBlue]

@@nicksojka7457 no it literally doesn’t it’s the same literal joke as the rest

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

No, it wasn't. Tom misread the joke, because the distant person was supposed to be next to them.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Guy 1: "Hey, What time is it?" Guy 2 ft. Nail bat: "Time to teach you a lesson" camera reveals they're at a school, with guy 1 at a desk & Guy 2 as a teacher Guy 1: "That's good"

[@241Cookies__]

"Diversity win, horse is gay" "Points for gay horse!!" I completely forgot it was the start of Pride Month today, and I can't stop laughing at this, send help [Someone committing tax fraud] Person busts through the wall: IRS, OPEN UP!!

[@VanNessy97]

You know who the horse really misses? The magical pony flying through the sky.

[@henriquenebias9133]

@@VanNessy97 Shot It down!

[@Gooseberry-kx5gi]

Imagine: "This isn't my cup of Joe" *YOU JUST GOT JOHN'D*

[@AlanOfficialBoi]

Oh my God that's brilliant

[@nicksojka7457]

Could also work for the mail joke

[@cheesecake4204]

You should do more of these! A fan made ASDF series? It’d be like YIAY for ASDF. That’d be awesome! And you can put your own spins on some suggestions you can make better, so you’re still kinda writing the jokes!

[@esztervizhanyo1708]

YIAYsdfmovie.

[@joshstraub6972]

true

[@arandompersonontheinternet8127]

It would take a pretty long time to animate them though

[@cheesecake4204]

@@arandompersonontheinternet8127 True. It doesn’t need to be every day, maybe just like, once every 3-4 weeks or so. I think it would really help bring traffic to the channel.

[@rachelcookie321]

The thing is it takes a lot longer to make an animation than a YIAY video.

[@SerathDarklands]

I think you can elevate the serial killer/cereal killer joke a step further. "I'm a serial killer!" _Shoots a box of cereal_ _Camera pans over to show a the corpse they just shot through the box of cereal_ That sort of double subversion of expectations in a short window is where asdfMovie excels.