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@ArthurMorganLMAO Жыл бұрын
I love your videos, keep up the good work
@toastmaster914 Жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue I liked my own comment I eat my own poo
@toastmaster914 Жыл бұрын
You should rate the stone platform next, truly one of the greatest gaming areas of all time. It is in fact, important to the lore. Why is there rock in a tree. Who would put it there. The answer is truly a prepare to cry moment. You see, the elden beast, is in the erdtree. And it just wanted to play air hockey
@toastmaster914 Жыл бұрын
You see, the reason the elden beast loves air hockey so much, is that when it was a space parasite. Also known as a child, it's mother took it to scene 75 for it's seventh birthday. But it ran out of money before it could play air hockey (sad music)
@ArthurMorganLMAO Жыл бұрын
@@toastmaster914 i hate how he hits us with piss
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
Yet another excellent documentary on the wildlife of Florida
@bintangmaulana9816 Жыл бұрын
Wait this is not Australia?
@Man_of_Tears Жыл бұрын
I think it's the Australian sub Island of Florida 👍
@dekotalacey41098 ай бұрын
Florida is the dragonbarrow of australia for sure
@botwithapot27 күн бұрын
This isn't hellish enough to look like florida
@LoonyLemonJeff Жыл бұрын
dragonbarrow is not caelid, but it was nuked by malenia and therefore has the same theme, so dragonbarrow is now caelid
@laary7589 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it is since storm hill is still technically limegrave?
@Malenia_Blade.of_Miquella Жыл бұрын
Nuh uh
@ologames1185 Жыл бұрын
That's canon, it's in the lore
@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem Жыл бұрын
@@Malenia_Blade.of_Miquella SILENCE, WRETCH
@AmeerAnderson-l8k Жыл бұрын
this is the definition of w h at like w h a t
@system1638 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Dragonbarrow didn’t have a deal. Thanks.
@guillaumeroux3379 Жыл бұрын
No it is dealess
@guerilla_food Жыл бұрын
Someone didn't finish the video before commenting 🫢
@saturnhawk6115 Жыл бұрын
It has no deal
@thedom2753 Жыл бұрын
Only true rough and tumble country boys appreciate what Caelid has to offer. Easily the greatest holiday destination in the lands between
@LeiCal69 Жыл бұрын
If you look hard enough at the rotten lake, you might find the DLC trailer.
@ARealHumanGuy9 ай бұрын
You’re right! I did it for 2 months and the trailer released on KZbin. Thank you for helping me release the dlc trailer
@zosasho80369 ай бұрын
@@ARealHumanGuyyou are a hero to us all, thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
@bravepigster Жыл бұрын
So basically, Malenia got her first ever period and it caused the downfall of an entire eastern continent. That’s canon, it’s in the lore.
@alberteinstein1620 Жыл бұрын
You know it's real fucking brutal when your first ever period results in a place called "swamp of aeonia"
@freyjadunlin Жыл бұрын
@@alberteinstein1620 certainly feels like it's doing that some months
@ChivalrousMilk Жыл бұрын
@@freyjadunlin lmfao
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
The only period more violent than in Carrie.
@ladonmccabe Жыл бұрын
Scarlet rot is red. Coincidence?! I think not.
@chandlerholloway3900 Жыл бұрын
what’s the deal with the frenzied flame? besides being Hyetta’s grape dealer and killing the rest of the Leyndell’s homeless population
@I_am_a_cat_ Жыл бұрын
It's frenzied, duh.
@buffoonustroglodytus46889 ай бұрын
It tastes like cheddar
@toastmaster9148 ай бұрын
It's yellow, like American cheese. And therefore plastic. I never knew burning plastic was so bad for the environment
@askhim3011 ай бұрын
These are the only videos where I can zone out and look away for a second and then be convinced that I’m watching a completely different video when I look back.
@SlimSpartan Жыл бұрын
bro never stop making these seriously even if you go into other games
@Lanmango Жыл бұрын
I died when he said “miss me with that struggle I got new game +”😂😂😂
@Turnips10 ай бұрын
Not the reverb fart when Malenia's scarlet aeonia blooms 💀
@RandysThrowingKnife Жыл бұрын
I had wondered for over a year now what the deal was with Dragonbarrow. My wife divorced me for not knowing what the deal was. But now I know we didn’t know Dragonbarrow existed because we thought it was just part of Florida. Overgrown lizards are all through their rot lakes. Sort of like Australia.
@andyghkfilm2287 Жыл бұрын
14:30 “simply deal-less” holy shit. Big strides being made
@vardamir0397 Жыл бұрын
you just made me realize the whole ''exterminated species with one last representative'' is rather common a theme in the lands between...even the big pot guy has the corpses of his friends all over and jarburg are recluse and hidden to try and save themselves from the poachers...im sure there's more in the game than greyoll, the jars, the giants, the albinaurics...oh gods.
@dhfiwxjf11 ай бұрын
Maliketh also needs to give back the lawnmower so someone can mow the lawn in dragonbarrow
@AliceInBlunderland666 Жыл бұрын
Well, for anyone that even cares Siofra is pronounced SHEE-FRA, it's apparently an Irish female name meaning fairy/changeling or something like that. I'm really loving these vids, can't wait for more!
@Mestaro Жыл бұрын
It was a bit amusing to me that there's an Irish guy on screen when he's talking about anglocentric brainrot and mispronouncing names (and the name he's mispronouncing is apparently Irish).
@red_menace1829 Жыл бұрын
What I love about these videos is some goober is gonna watch it expecting a detailed lore explanation, and while you do get an explanation..it's completely cracked out 😂 can't get enough of the fart reverb of caelid
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what happened to me when I first discovered the channel from the Farum Azula video. It was such a hilarious break from the more somber videos of guys like Vaati and Smoughtown and I loved it. Even more hilariously is that Smoughtown (I think it was him) actually referenced Dark Tark's Farum Azula video for a lore observation.
@red_menace1829 Жыл бұрын
@@viljamtheninja lmao thats actually hilarious, the thumbnails are enough to peak my interests as well as the deadpan delivery of this guy 😂 he's just so serious in it. I'm gonna have to find that smoughtown video 💀 I've u ironically started saying "It's in the lore!"
@rhynisiris624 Жыл бұрын
I hope you do some bloodborne at some point I want to know what's the deal with Cainhurst
@Midnitethorn Жыл бұрын
That video would be amazing
@AndroidNoir-L06k Жыл бұрын
bloodborne is not on pc 😢
@Hepheat75 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Mount Gelmier video.
@Uniqo.7 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for covering the Australia lore man
@HogNog01 Жыл бұрын
Can you do a mountaintops of the giants next?
@ologames1185 Жыл бұрын
Does the Gloam-Eyed Queen have an Instagram by any chance?
@el_gatoNegro11 ай бұрын
No
@TheRyouChan Жыл бұрын
You can tell from Caelid just how much of a bro Radahn was: has the beast-men chapel, dragon-hill, mage town, and his own military that was supposedly made up of anyone willing to follow him even if they weren't of noble blood. My head-canon was that he just wanted to make his own region of Caelid into a home for all races/beliefs. Then a nuke went off and everything went to hell so, y'know... things really did go south.
@yeajustno7045 Жыл бұрын
Watching a Dark Tark video is like listening to a Billy Talent album, has the same style so you know exactly what to expect, but it‘s still so good every time
@solomonreinman7452 Жыл бұрын
I'm stoked Dark Tark got sponsored. Well-deserved
@lucazaroli6761 Жыл бұрын
Jerry took a break from being on the thumbnail
@Barquevious_Jackson6 ай бұрын
Idk how it works in Australia but in the US "Schedules" are so that the most 'dangerous' things are in the first schedule and the further you go the safer it is. So if something were schedule 9 it'd be so safe it wouldn't even land in the 5 schedule system.
@bell508211 ай бұрын
Man I am glad I stumbled on this channel. There is no better lore videos for elden rings than right here. Especially those that can help me get a job. I put this channel on my resume, and i was hired.
@matts9871 Жыл бұрын
seeing the Wanted: Dead sponsor after seeing Jacob Geller's video on it a while ago, made me sing 99 Luftballoons uncontrollably
@hiroshihull8826 Жыл бұрын
I first heard about it from that internet historian video. Definitely added to the comedic value of the ad segment.
@AdamTheCoop1 Жыл бұрын
ive played too many fromsoft games to have questioned the sentient homing hill-balls, but yeah good point on who is summoning them, or if its simply a naturally occurring phenomenon. Happens all the time.
@Mustang_Sally_ Жыл бұрын
Yes another one of these videos to watch over and over
@jahredharrison4069 Жыл бұрын
The deal with Dragonbarrow is walking 20m and and seeing the enemies scale up 50 levels, absolute obliterating the rune balance, defining half the speed run routes, and getting you repeatedly one-shot.
@sovietmaori Жыл бұрын
10:35 New Zealand here. can confirm people do skip australia to come here and just to give us addictive substances
@innocentorphan1213 Жыл бұрын
There's also a shack with a floaty sword dude here. Or it was Caelid side, can't remember.
@cesarbernardi1646 Жыл бұрын
It's in Dragonbarrow, and for whatever reason, he's stronger than his Shaded Castle counterpart (which is supposed to be his "main")
@Phoenix_11_17 Жыл бұрын
Question about the lore: were the divine towers built before or after the ring was shattered? I always found it odd since you don’t see Miquellas or Godwyns tower so you’d think it’s after, but then Ranni has a tower even though her body died during that time too
@Psilo-gn1sx Жыл бұрын
According to Tarnished Archeologist, they're some of the earliest structures in the LB
@shquankinket8068 Жыл бұрын
The divine towers and all of the ruins sticking out of cliff faces are extremely ancient and are likely from a time before the erdtree. I would be ecstatic if they delved deeper into them in the dlc
@nightscout9979 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the towers relate to certain Great Runes implies that they were built long before the Elden Ring was shattered. The architectural style seems to indicate that these towers long predated Marika's reign.
@Phoenix_11_17 Жыл бұрын
So it seems they were used to hold great runes afterwards? Makes sense
@nightscout9979 Жыл бұрын
@@Phoenix_11_17 I'm not sure what you mean by that.
@karinefrankental5922 Жыл бұрын
good to have you have back. keep it up
@francobriones98 Жыл бұрын
As usual, you create the BEST Elden Ring content in all of the internet I absolutely love the conclusion you come up with
@outrxn Жыл бұрын
DarkTark never fails to barrow in my dragon
@hannessagichnicht6073 Жыл бұрын
This guy is very funny, its in the lore, prepare to laugh
@dougantelope5013 Жыл бұрын
always enjoy the whats the deal vids, very droll. also gg on getting a sponsor
@drakowithadraco Жыл бұрын
Keep em coming man. Your videos always make my week. Even when its for games i've never heard of.
@metalhealth Жыл бұрын
Genuinely the only youtuber that makes me giggle every 5 seconds
@chrisprescott2273 Жыл бұрын
DO NOT stop making these.
@PoniesNSunshine Жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention the most powerful boss in the game, Laser Golem. Other than that, good job.
@jakewildfong1722 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what caelid and dragon barrow looked like before the rot
@mish8753 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the dlc will show us
@pollos1 Жыл бұрын
@@mish8753 so we will never see how it was back then
@todd3143 Жыл бұрын
im hoping that the dragonbarrow will have a deal by the steam winter sale
@philemonholmes9283 Жыл бұрын
Yo, Dark Tark got sponsors now. That's hype
@ViHatesCorpos Жыл бұрын
DARK TARK UPLOADED DEPRESSION TEMPORARILY CURED
@TRACTOOOOOOOOOR Жыл бұрын
I need this perspective but for the darkroot depths. Matter of fact everything. Thx.
@ved95 Жыл бұрын
Wow! I love Caelid, better known as Bakersfield, CA.
@JakoBreaker Жыл бұрын
insanely pleased to hear you got sponsored. will be checking out to support ❤
@gabrielg.e.j906011 ай бұрын
so what's the song called at 9:30? i heard it in a lot of his videos but never found it.
@DarkTark11 ай бұрын
never forgive me never forget me from silent hill 3
@gabrielg.e.j906011 ай бұрын
oh thanks for answering :) @@DarkTark
@JustSnowglow Жыл бұрын
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY BOYS. Thank you, Santa Tark 🙏
@downby6678 ай бұрын
anyone know the song at 1:13?
@Mrjakokos Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy elden ring content is back
@ConnerLeeMedia Жыл бұрын
Exactly what i needed to improve my mood this week. Bless Dark Tark
@johnokazaki796711 ай бұрын
You never fail to deliver and I am only mid video 😂😂
@mr_quasterhopper Жыл бұрын
Did Tark ever get his lawnmower back from Maliketh?
@nightscout9979 Жыл бұрын
This is another great video, Tark! It turns out Dragonbarrow does have a deal though -- it's implied to be the sections of Farum Azula that didn't get pulled into the sky. That's why the Farum Greatbridge and Bestial Sanctum are there, with names and architecture reflecting that of Farum Azula. The deep lore is how Farum Azula devastated its community with flight from its own neighborhoods, and then Sellia tried to gentrify it.
@YimiTumble10 ай бұрын
Just discovered your channel tark lol, your content is so underrated I love it. Loving these deals!
@captainperson27 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you're back to uploading!
@SchizoGuitarist6 ай бұрын
I love the cookie monster :)
@colemix1852 Жыл бұрын
Why are you not thrown in my recs more, I'm subbed, lemme just comment and like a ton and get things straightened out with the ol' algorithm
@JDizzle78511 ай бұрын
These are the best elden ring videos, never stop Tark
@k1cksforbra1ns Жыл бұрын
I’m truly so glad there’s no deal with Dragonbarrow because I was worried there may be a deal with Dragonbarrow
@mackmagoo9936 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad theres someone out there talking about deathroot addiction
@Blacc-me4ue4 ай бұрын
mayne its gon suck when i run out of this guys vids to watch. so entertaining
@JokingThief Жыл бұрын
Aw hell yeah time for more deals
@zsasz214 ай бұрын
One thing I will say that I like about dragonbarrow is that considering the lore of radahn, of course he'd turn the tower with his great rune into a fort
@user-bw4jm1bv1i Жыл бұрын
I've been to New Zealand. The Divine Tower of Australia was pretty interesting 🤣
@kkkeithhh Жыл бұрын
when darp tarp posts at 9:30 am GMT+8 on a thursday
@bigbossvergil2936 Жыл бұрын
Big fan of the SMT music in the vid, well edited too, keep up the good work :)
@aidenowen9221 Жыл бұрын
Where was my 'that's canon, it's in the lore' I needs it
@david5310 Жыл бұрын
I like how there's so little to say about the Dragonbarrow that alot of this isn't even about Dragonbarrow
@magimon91834 Жыл бұрын
You forgot that sometimes he gets sad and howls at the moon
@BirnieMac1 Жыл бұрын
Proud of Dark Tark knowing our scheduling (e.g. an S9)
@Lance_a_licious Жыл бұрын
I hate when i go through australia in elden ring
@squiffy6741 Жыл бұрын
im very surprised you managed to capture footage of my daily commute
@edmond00739 ай бұрын
Has gurranq returned his neighbour’s land mower yet ? Like what the hecc gurranq?!
@being_adibahnaf Жыл бұрын
This is up their with my favorite Souls channel alongside Vaati for some reason
@Jonathin Жыл бұрын
she be going dragon on my barrow till i greyoll
@corruptedmilk2481 Жыл бұрын
after like two years of this game I always wondered what the deal was with dragonbarrow thank you
@WretchedRedoran Жыл бұрын
First time giving one of your videos a proper watch through, and holy shit do I ever appreciate the sudden blast of Morrowind combat music at 5:00!
@RobotPrnEnthusiasts Жыл бұрын
What's the name of that choir(?) song that plays towards the end?
@Pliskin_02 Жыл бұрын
Guess the Bell Bearing Hunter by the Isolated Merchant’s Shack didn’t warrant a mention in this video.
@ayaanpathan7169 Жыл бұрын
Dark Tark never fails to fill me up with his content
@marystone860 Жыл бұрын
YAY! You're back with a new Elden RIng video! Thank You! I love these!
@sorlakgear Жыл бұрын
There was no lore update, we remain vigilant
@bug_under Жыл бұрын
new dark tark video, today is a good day.
@Sanjixoxo Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Dark Tark uploads
@YoBoyStarr6 ай бұрын
4:15 Who else read the name as “Baby Mario” at first glance? XD
@andrewguerra2532 Жыл бұрын
TARK WITH THE SPONSORSHIP U LOVE TO SEE IT 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@creytive7350 Жыл бұрын
I love you Darktaaark !
@24_Hour_Majima Жыл бұрын
First time I sat though a sponsored videos ad and damn. I actually wanna try that game now. Dope ass sponsorship you got.
@romeoyoung8257 Жыл бұрын
Lived the video, cant wait for whats the deal with the mountaintops of the giants
@ADTGR37 Жыл бұрын
Dragonbarrow is like the new jersey of New York,truly a tarnished location
@givesrespect878811 ай бұрын
Bruh I can't even beat the first godskin after the short cut door is opened at the beginning 😅
@Noblepeanut Жыл бұрын
My mans got sponsored by Wanted Dead?!?! Lol love that for him.