What's the deal with the ETERNAL CITIES?

[@DarkTark]

Sentient BP Oil Spills when there is a discord server at the function: discord.gg/3zd363mJeZ

[@nobleman9393]

What's the deal with FromSoftware and their sentient fuels.

[@horus3846]

Imagine having a weapon that sucks off your enemy automatically. Then enter the mimic fight 💀💀

[@Fiddlefiddle5000-qv1ly]

​@@horus3846 such a romantic story. I cried for 3h straight when they broke up it was so sad.

[@UseMePatra]

bad timing, its just gonna be filled with DLC spoilers. should've made it after the release by a while

[@PaleoPalico]

get ready to get sucked off into adventure

[@reaperiwk7555]

Damn he's absolutely right, as soon as I discovered the way down to siofra river and saw what was down there, my first thought was, "damn I think this is my new favorite game"

[@toastmaster914]

Too bad he never said the BP oil spills were Aldrich 2.0

[@yoder903]

Yeah my favorite spot is the dragonkin area in between siofra and nokron, hands down best location in game, minus lake of rot which is hands down S tier

[@reaperiwk7555]

@@yoder903 lake of rot is too great for us mere mortals. Miyazaki really outdid himself with that one

[@yoder903]

@@reaperiwk7555 yessir, now we can only imagine what the DLC’s new swamp zone has offer Edit: basically nothing, NOTHING

[@spamaltf4]

@@yoder903 i dont wanna give him any ideas but technically we had no deathblight swamp 😐

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Since Astel stole the Eternal Citiy's night sky, he represents light pollution

[@nightscout9979]

That's the real reason why Deeproot Depths' sky is brown.

[@AnmarBatarfi]

Thast true prepare to cry

[@LiterallyErlkingHeathcliff]

It’s canon, it’s in the lore

[@greed94]

"This is canon, it's in the lore" Is something my D&D group uses a lot thanks to you. Always gets a good laugh. Thank, Tark of Dark.

[@compatriot852]

Aliens, feet, and fade to black bang cutscenes... I think Miyazaki is trying to tell us something

[@toastmaster914]

Mmmmm......

[@coslawstudio3001]

Far beyond a thing....he is telling his world...

[@miguelzurita3216]

Don't forget big pillars 🤔

[@t.r.1014]

The next souls game should be written by Quentin Tarantino. Truly, he get's Miyazaki's vision. ... At least the feet part of it.

[@eduardsuchite5810]

Welcome back mass effect

[@desertdude540]

What is the deal with the Eternal Cities? It turns out that they are cities that are eternal. This is canon, it's in the lore.

[@ssjdjpd5756]

this sounds like something Tark would say

[@LtCdrXander]

Marika the Eternal, more like Cities the Eternal

[@loganlowther1759]

Underrated comment 😤

[@desertdude540]

@@ssjdjpd5756 That's the thing. A lot of his jokes are just taking something literally to an absurd extent, but his delivery is so consistently perfect that it doesn't matter.

[@coleinfinito9686]

Just applied to dental schools and under “notable achievements” I mentioned I was subscribed to dark tark. Hope I get it

[@untidaledwildman5143]

There is no other alternative, they must accept you. It's Canon, it's in the lore.

[@anonfinally1692]

Godwyn's corpse: "Hello there."

[@Metalsins]

Underlying message is deep

[@ryanvandoren1519]

General Kenobi

[@average4154]

I mentioned my subscription to the one and only DarkTark in my resume and got the job (REAL)

[@toastmaster914]

I'm gonna try this, would this work for lawyers?

[@ElPolutus]

Based, both you and the employer.

[@yoder903]

It’s canon, it’s in the lore

[@segarrarios]

I have a job interview next week, so I will unsub and resub on that day.

[@average4154]

@@yoder903 Bro I heard his voice in my head as I read it lmao

[@LokiFromTheTower]

dark talk upload gotta be a top 10 thing of all time

[@LokiFromTheTower]

dark talk?

[@toastmaster914]

"Mommy ASMR" truly is one of the things of all time

[@lentongaming]

14:52 Errrm guys he's right behind me isn't he 🤓☝

[@nastynamed1892]

Um guys.. you're gonna wanna see this 🤓☝️

[@MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm]

Um.. that sounded better in my head 🤓☝️

[@nastynamed1892]

@MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm erm welp.. that didn't go quite like how I planned huh guys? 🤓☝️

[@astel_xviii]

this video accurately represents what i will be spending the next 3 days with as i wait for the dlc thats canon, its in the lore

[@themrnoob0]

Fade to black self-bang cutscenes?

[@astel_xviii]

@@themrnoob0 yes!

[@sirnutaku7716]

It's always what the deal with this place and never how's the place dealing with it 😔

[@SRuda]

So deep...

[@JimboSlice030]

On Jah

[@vitaliydickson2530]

I was waiting for a moment when he’d summoned a mimic tear to assist him against himself! A truly legendary battle : “I, me and myself”

[@agxryt]

> i think this is the only encounter in a modern fromsoftware game where the door locks behind you Its an easy mistake to make but you're forgetting their obscure game "Elden Ring" where you get locked in a room with a banished knight. Oh and also literally every boss ever

[@DarkTark]

Nah i'm pretty sure the banished knight encounter lets you grab the key without fighting the knight right? and you choose to enter boss encounters before you get trapped in them. That was my reasoning behind what I said, I considered elaborating a bit more but I didn't want to spend more time on it.

[@dAiMYoBeAr]

​@@DarkTarkblocked and unsubbed (this will look awful on my resume)

[@MaidenlessTarnished638]

If you kill gostoc, the door won’t close behind you because he’s the one who closes the door

[@darthtom100]

In DS3 you automatically get teleported into the Dancer's arena after you kill your 3rd lord of cinder, that was pretty traumatic for me

[@PickleBoy556]

Best Elden ring youtuber fr

[@whiteboi4112]

14:53 hes right behind me isnt he ahhh turn

[@idonomaeatomoku9322]

I cant believe how he never talked about how Mozart and Santana wrote the song for the ancestral spirit.

[@elsgare8485]

Merika was actually facing multiple potential charges from her illegal dumping of BP Oil into the Siofra River, which caused her to shift the blame onto the tarnished in order to dodge the accusations. The tarnished were exiled as a result, and people quickly forgot about the whole things. Thats canon, its in the lore.

[@Aces_Optimal]

On jah

[@InChristWeTrust999]

‘You just run from one end to the other, sipping your juice box like a big baby’ 😂😂😂

[@divinegeneralpufgk6550]

3 weeks of despair over now. Plz upload more for my mental 😢

[@spvstu]

This vid was awesome. Great pacing and storytelling. The camera angles were amazing.

[@Frenzied_flame_enjoyer]

Two days before the land of shadows hears boss music 🗣🔥

[@mackshearer974]

Wow, I was watching your videos all night and who would have though another one would release today

[@Stoneboy44]

Dark Tark try not to bring the ”mythical cut scene” up challenge.

[@Bojang-Bugami]

I... never knew. It's mind blowing. The pale zombie-dudes, have one eyeball. My life is now forever changed. Thank you Dark Tark-Senpai.

[@RonWld]

i love macdonalds toys

[@6_Star_Neckphones_timelost]

They were better before kids started choking on them

[@YourDapper1]

That’s cannon (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) it’s in the lore

[@Julys443]

This man is able to joke himself into one of the most compelling eternal cities theories out there

[@ChivalrousMilk]

Coming off from my long ass exam and just in time for some tark, lovely

[@alfierocks67]

Recently found your channel and I just wanted to say you’re an absolute legend mate. Love your videos, keep it up 🫶🏼

[@dmottaz2068]

Patiently waiting for u to do this series on the dlc

[@weeger3930]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Tark blessing us

[@michaelhuebner5179]

That DBD chase music at 0:55 ❤❤❤

[@mrsanic1536]

im going to enjoy this video to the fullest, thank you Dark Tark

[@silvaronin3230]

This is such a gift. Thank you Dark.

[@brainafkstube5393]

This whole alien mumbo jumbo reminds of that meteor that captured the dinosaurs and flew off with them into space, around hundreds of years ago. Where are they know, I wonder

[@austinsavage5962]

This guy sneakily became my favorite youtuber

[@mikewatkinson1996]

Maybe im just very stoned but i cant stop laughing at 2:50. Just kinda looping it over and over

[@WanFull]

my man slip a deep rock soundtrack and expect me not to notice 4:20 . ROCK AND STONE!!

[@nivolcm_]

I completely understand now its all coming together the "Aliens" of Elden Ring all have crazy foot fetishes

[@ace7933]

True

[@EpicShaymin]

The Dragonkin Soldiers are EVAs

[@spammer_kid_ks1636]

HELL YEAHHHH NEW VIDEO

[@Terry_2Tones_2]

Thia just made my morning!

[@HAOSxy]

"Fuori fa caldo, ma dentro fa freddo" is literally the base concept of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree

[@rebornmcw]

Self love is watching Dark Tark videos. This is the TRUE begin to cry.

[@Wizard_Graphics]

Can't wait for "what's the deal with Messmer's fade to black bang cutscene" next month

[@anitaremenarova6662]

What's the deal with 18 inches of Messmer?

[@JDizzle785]

Another dark tark elden ring video makes another good day

[@thatvillainjay]

It's a damn tragedy they didn't give you a review copy of erdtree

[@cherryboi2624]

A dark tark video? The crop is bountiful this season 🙏🔥

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

*_"OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! Who lives in the caverns, Under the night's sacred grounds???"_* _"ThE nOxTeLlAiN's!!!"_

[@LoganTEM]

Yoyogi-koen

[@vagrant2863]

I'm surprised you didn't mention how gravity is a type in the game that does bonus damage against itself. Thus making it so that Astel suffers from extreme self-loathing issues due to his parents not being married. Truly the message is that the only way to overcome self-loathing is with self-love and more self-loathing.

[@hz_amor8877]

@7:13 overwatch is now called valorant, its in the lore

[@lasarousi]

Aww sweet, real time discovering new tuber.

[@mob4196]

It's too early for lore videos. Lore master tark, you okay?

[@maxscholz911]

4:33 nice one with the DRG music in the back

[@sonicskadoosh]

The elevator in weeping was the moment I knew I loved this game. I found it and said I’ll go down it tomorrow I came back next day wondering where it could lead one long ass elevator later the elevator opens and the sky fills with stars my jaw was in the floor

[@blondegirl7240]

Finally a new video 🥳 Thank you

[@captainperson27]

You can never tell what this guy is gonna say next

[@allthe1]

You are truly the greatest of all tarks

[@Raro404]

Astel’s arena plays into the idea that he stole the sky but if you actually look at the “sky” you’ll see it’s actually stones in the rocks on the cave ceiling. It just gives the impression of a night sky with stars due to the dark blue hue and fog. Clever bit of environmental storytelling

[@johnokazaki7967]

1:18 you perfectly encasulapted what does it feels to play elden ring for the first time haha

[@SRuda]

YEESSSSS Dark my beloved Uploaded lets gooo Hello

[@Crudelis1]

Best Elden Ring Lore channel!

[@soupdumplingss]

i never fail to click a video by darktark with the title whats the deal with for it not to be a lore video WHY DARK TARK WHY1!!!1!!

[@vector4487]

I can only imagine what it would be like to watch this dude do a video on the Metal Gear series

[@horus3846]

Your elden ring videos are my favorite content period. Im hoping for more great videos now that the dlc is out

[@bokiboky6242]

As a dutch person i can verify that we come from the mountaintop of the giants

[@bigmegatoast6578]

I love your videos and i look forward to watching each one i love the sound of your voice

[@Elden-Addict]

1:54 is this stardew music

[@matthewblyth3324]

POV you are evil Dark Tark: Hello, I am Light Tark

[@Junebug879]

Dude made me laugh 5 seconds in with that Gulf of Mexico joke lol

[@austin31bennett]

Ohhhhh boy everyone's favorite Antartican is back AGAIN with another banger 🔥💯😤

[@LolSoT]

But what if frienzied flame tho?

[@RelativelyBest]

Dark Tark doing God's work by refusing to let the world forget about the BP oil spill.

[@mikehikes710]

How is the guy not the biggest souls youtuber? He is the best! It's in the lore!!!

[@Beveo-xd8bc]

The king out of nowhere was wild

[@teddydorian3630]

When I fought the mimic tear I got him to 69% health and a spontaneous fade to black bang cutscene happened

[@wut282]

thank you for the video

[@maximilianheiss5684]

Continue these videos for the dlc please🙏

[@leonelcontreras7832]

I didn't know that the finger slayer blade could slay fingers thank you for providing such educational facts

[@samf.s.7731]

You need to do a sequel to the divorce video, that way you can elaborate further on the divorces, including the DLC ones.

[@harvesterofsubs5561]

5:55 what is that song? It’s so nice

[@DarkTark]

Ending from Shin Megami Tensei SNES version

[@psychomammoth9640]

Would love your takes on Godwin or Miquella more!

[@DarkTark]

i've already started work on godwyn and fia but i'll make videos about the DLC first

[@psychomammoth9640]

@@DarkTark interesting theory of Radagon being a tear of sorts, that would’ve been weird if true, I still can’t help but think that in the trailer that when she spoke about Miquella’s blinding strength that that would be mention Godwyn himself. Might be wrong, maybe his soul did die on the night of black knives or Miquella saved him somehow, wasn’t sure.

[@IchorColdBlood]

cant wait to see your life changing representations of the lore of the dlc when it comes out

[@tbow8954]

Please do a tier list of regular enemies across the game, probably by zone or a couple zones at a time

[@fishliips]

Dark Tark has changed the way i speak. Its cannon, its in the lore.

[@THEW0LFB0Y]

Ah yes the iconic fade to black bang cutscene returns

[@wegoberserk]

very cool

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

Between the self-ship fanfic and the horrors of the global oil industry, its safe to say youve made another banger. I forgot how massive this area was

[@TheOchosen]

Bro I like the way you explain the game!

[@briang3850]

omg does anyone know the song at 0:11

[@mikem7854]

Turtles in time boss theme! Classic! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jICYhZSCl92nr9Usi=bnDx4xT1ifVavfAs

[@millennium349]

Traumarei from Persona 4

[@DefecTec]

13:30 actually that city could’ve been part of Lleyndell considering the city had buildings identical to it

[@VictorIV0310]

Greetings, Lore Master Tark

[@bug_under]

i didn't expect the "thumbnail" to have "thumb" "nail"s.

[@novanoble181]

I call into work to watch this

[@DirtyMike124x]

I'm getting older and pickier by the day, but wow your videos never cease to tickle me absolutely fucking pink. You are hilarious, and if you do the majority of your editing, you are an awesome editor. You rock.

[@TheOchosen]

Helped me explore the game before fighting the fire giant . Thanks

[@Spookybluelights]

If Vaati is a college professor, Tark is our dormmate who's super into his class but doesn't want us to _think_ he's super into it because liking things makes you weak and lame so he puts in a bunch of irreverent jokes while you eat pizza and then you make out later.